The scene opens with Siu Ann Wong looking at a notice board with the Travesty line-up written on it.
Dark
Match
Grey
Shadows V Macauley McGrue and Ben Robertson
Travesty
Debut
Match
Nemisis
V Austin Stevens
Tag
Team Match
Endangered
Species V Sho Murakame & Gideon
Tag
Team Match
BattleCry
& Rick Samson V Epic & Dameon
Singles
Match
Dice
Morgan V Chains
Seven
Person Elimination Match
WMCB
V Magic, Mooncat, Novacaine & Maxx
Pain
Light-heavyweight
Title Match
El
Gambit V Desecrator
MAIN
EVENT
World
Heavyweight Title Match
Deacon
Kane V mystery opponent
Siu Ann:
“Goodness gracious, this is gonna be a great Travesty! What a main event! Meanwhile, I’m still suspicious that those devious people in What Money Can Buy have something up their sleeve for that match! It’s just typical that that’s the match that I’m commentating on!”
Jackie Lee arrives on the scene, and taps Siu Ann on the left shoulder whilst standing on the right hand side. Predictably, she turns the wrong way, and then has to turn the other.
Siu Ann:
“Hi Jackie! You ready? We’re doing the opening introduction for Travesty and commentating on the dark match this week.”
Jackie:
“I’ll be there Siu Ann, but give me a couple of minutes.”
Siu Ann shrugs, and walks off. Jackie meanwhile, heads off in the other direction, and stops outside the locker room door of Sho Murakame. He starts to listen at the door, and mumbles to himself.
Jackie:
“I’m sure you’re involved with the HKWF thing Murakame… you stink of the HKWF just like Covenant and me… and your bastard of a father!”
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Dark Match ~~~
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‘The Grey Shadows’: Ebony and Ivory ~~~
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V ~~~
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Mean Macauley McGrue and ‘Bad Boy’ Ben Robertson ~~~
Siu Ann:
“While Jackie Lee broods about in the back, we’ve got ourselves a dark match! Sorry about this, but it’s just me commentating on this one! I’ve seen these British guys, the Grey Shadows in action before and goodness gracious, they’ve got some nice moves!”
“Freestyler” by the Bomfunk MCs hits the PA, and out come Ebony and Ivory: the Grey Shadows. Ebony is a huge black man wearing white combats; Ivory is a small white man, wearing black combats.
Siu Ann:
“Here they are! They combine powerhouse ability and light-heavyweight skill in their tag team: something that I personally think is a good strategy.”
With Robertson in the ring, it is Ivory that starts off the match. Robertson goes steaming in, and immediately gets hit with a hurancanrana from Ivory. Robertson pops up, angry, but then goes a little woozy. Ivory immediately capitalises with a flipping dropkick that sends Robertson over the top rope.
Siu Ann:
“Nice start from the Grey Shadows!”
Ebony rolls Robertson back in the ring, and gets the tag. He pulls up Robertson, and hits a backbreaker. However, he keeps Robertson lying across his leg as Ivory bounces off the ropes. Ivory uses the momentum to flip high in the air and hit a flipping legdrop on the suspended Robertson! Robertson goes flying and lands face first.
Siu Ann:
“Goodness gracious! Look at the tag team manoeuvre there!”
As Ivory gets out of the ring just before the legal amount of tag time expires, Ebony gutwrenches Robertson, and smashes him to the canvas with a gutwrench powerbomb!
Siu Ann:
“Owy, owy, ow! This one is over! All Ebony needs to do is get the pin!”
However, Ebony gets the tag! He then hoists up Robertson so that he is sitting on his shoulders. Ivory ascends the turnbuckles, and the leaps up, hitting a cross body block onto Robertson who is on top of Ebony’s shoulders. The hang time before they hit the mats is impressive!
Siu Ann:
“Goodness gracious! What a move!”
Ebony exits the ring, and Ivory Irish whips Robertson into his own corner… McGrue tags.
Siu Ann:
“I know that these Grey Shadows are keen to showcase their skills, but letting a fresh man into the ring may not be a good idea!”
Robertson rolls out of the ring to floor in a heap, and doesn’t move as McGrue strides towards Ivory. He swings a left that Ivory ducks. Ivory returns the favour with a right hand, followed by another right hand. However, McGrue shakes them off and hits a big right hand, followed by a boot to the gut, and a swinging neckbreaker.
Siu Ann:
“Ivory made a mistake letting McGrue in the ring! He might be a little old, but he’s a wily veteran with a good wrestling arsenal!”
McGrue pulls up Ivory and hits a vertical suplex on the light-heavyweight. He follows up with a big elbowdrop on his grounded opponent. Relentlessly, he then drives a knee into Ivory’s leg.
Siu Ann:
“Good strategy from McGrue here. Take a way a light-heavyweight’s legs, and most of their offensive moves are removed!”
McGrue hits a dragon leg whip, and then taunts the crowd as Ivory lies on the ground clutching his legs. McGrue lens down towards Ivory, but gets a kick to the forehead that staggers him. Ivory flips onto his feet without using his hands (think HBK). With a spin kick to the gut, Ivory regains the advantage, leapfrogs over his partner, and gets the tag.
Siu Ann:
“Good tag strategy! Get the fresh man into the ring.”
McGrue recovers, but immediately gets hit by a massive clothesline from the massive Ebony.
Siu Ann:
“Goodness gracious! What a clothesline! McGrue can’t know what hit him!”
Ebony hoists McGrue onto his shoulders, leaps in the air and sends the prone cowboy crashing to the mat in a sit-down reverse powerbomb (Electric Chair Drop).
Siu Ann:
“Goodness gracious! It’s over! Ebony calls that the Ebony Bomb!”
Ebony rolls up the beaten McGrue.
1…
2…
The count is broken up by ‘Bad Boy’ Ben Robertson!
Siu Ann:
“Ben Robertson saves his team… with an illegal interference I might add!”
Ivory is instantly in the ring, and floors Robertson with a jumping roundhouse! Sitting Robertson backwards on the top rope, he jumps onto his shoulders and drills him with a top rope, reverse hurancanrana!
Siu Ann:
“Goodness, goodness gracious! What a move! Ivory calls that the Ivory Tusk… and boy, was Robertson ever spiked!”
Ebony meanwhile slams down McGrue with a powerbomb and calls out to Ivory. Ivory runs to him and gets on his shoulders. Ebony steps backwards up the turnbuckles and then Electric Chair Drops Ivory from the top rope onto McGrue!
Siu Ann:
“Shadow Splash! If this wasn’t already over, it s now!”
Ivory rolls off McGrue, and does a standing moonsault onto Robertson into a pin. Simultaneously, Ebony jumps from the top rope hitting a money shot like splash into a cover. The ref counts both pins!
1…
2…
Siu Ann:
“This pin is academic… there’s no way either of these men will kick out after the punishment the Grey Shadows have dealt out!”
3!
DING DING DING!
Siu Ann:
“Impressive dark match from the Grey Shadows!”
Jackie finally makes an appearance at the announce table!
Jackie:
“Hi Siu Ann, let’s do this dark match thing!”
Siu Ann:
“Humph!”
SUNDAY NIGHT TRAVESTY
An instrumental version of “Bring Her Down” by Rob Zombie plays as GZW Friday Night Travesty hits the airwaves. As the orchestra music with a rock beat continues to play and then goes into pianos with heavy guitar, the camera pans around the arena catching some of the signs that fans are holding. The fan’s signs span from badly drawn felt pen pictures that kind of resemble T-Rex, to a pair of eyes with a moveable eyebrow to show allegiance to Smooth, to five overweight bare chested idiots with the letters M A G I C painted on them. One sign reads ‘Pain and Sharp = Dumb and Dumber’. Another reads ‘Pimp Bizkit: more than Magic can chew?’.
Siu Ann Wong:
“Good evening everyone and welcome to this one off Sunday Night travesty! I’m Siu Ann Wong, alongside…”
Jackie Lee:
“Jackie Lee! Conichuwa!”
Siu Ann:
“Goodness gracious! Get a new catchphrase Jackie!”
Jackie:
“Everyone knows you’re just jealous you don’t have as cool a catchphrase as me! And that idiot Wuchie stole it too! They say ‘imitation is the sincerest form of flattery’ but I say stop bloody copying me Wuchie, or the Jaguar will come out of retirement!”
Siu Ann:
“Whatever, Jackie! Albert is a lot fitter than you are: fear the Kung Wuchie! Anyway, tonight’s matchups include some real hot matches! What about our main event? We’ve got the heavyweight title on the line with Deacon defending against a mystery opponent!”
Jackie:
“What about the seven man elimination match? I hear the commentary is going to be bloody amazing on that!”
Siu Ann:
“So modest, aren’t you Jackie? Other matches tonight have the peacekeepers in action, BattleCry and Samson from the College Crew as a team, and the light-heavyweight title is on the line when El Gambit defends against Desecrator!”
Jackie:
“For some strange reason, we’re not commentating on all of those matches, or the next one!”
Siu Ann:
“But other talented teams are Jackie! So without further ado, we’ll hand over to Mark Cascade and Albert Cortez for our first match: a debut match for newcomer Nemisis!”
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Debut Match ~~~
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Nemisis V Bone Dry Austin Stevens ~~~
Cascade: Hello GZW fans, Smart Mark Cascade and Albert Cortez here on
Travesty! This match fans, is the debut of newcomer Nemisis. He shall take on
Bone Dry Austin Stevens in his first in ring contest!
Cortez: What?
Cascade: I said…(interrupted)
Cortez: No you idiot! You don’t watch that Bone Dry guy very often do you?
Cascade: Well no, not really!
Cortez: Lucky you!
Bone Dry Austin Stevens gets into the ring and grabs the microphone. A fan's
sign reads, "Bone Dry 7:11".
Cortez: Dear god no!
Stevens: What is going on here what? They tell Bone Dry Austin Stevens in the
back that he has a match tonight, what? Against some guy named Nemisis, what? I
said Nemisis. Little mister wanna be Michael Myers with an attitude, what? Mr.
I Wanna Be In Horror Movies or I’ll kick your ass, what? (Bone Dry’s microphone
is cut but he continues to ramble on as Nemisis begins to make his way to the
ring.)
Cascade: Thankfully that’s over, why was he doing that anyways?
Cortez: The guys in the back think he has some kind of mental disorder, makes
him end everything he says with the word what and makes it a question. Or it
might be drunken rambling. I'm just glad he's not talking about his wife's
cookies!
Nemisis hits the ring and the bell sounds and Stevens turns around and is
leveled with a huge charging clothesline that nearly takes the head off of the
bald, beer bellied questioning wrestler.
Cascade: Huge impact with that clothesline!
Nemisis pulls Bone Dry to his feet and whips him into the ropes. Austin comes
back attempting a clothesline but Nemisis ducks it and flips Stevens over
sideways with a modified exploder suplex.
Cortez: Holy crap! He almost broke that bald "what" guy’s neck!
Nemisis locks Stevens in a cloverleaf but Bone Dry hooks onto the ropes like
mad. Nemisis releases the hold and downs Austin with a choke slam.
Cascade: And the Robotic sun burnt neck goes down hard!
Nemisis hops onto the middle turnbuckle and leaps off crashing down with a frog
splash but neglects to make the cover.
Cascade: This match could be over already!
Cortez: This new guy just wants to make an impression on the Booking Committee!
Nemisis crashes Stevens to the mat with a spinning power bomb then makes the
motion that it’s over and pulls the limp and near unconscious Robotic Sun Burnt
Neck to his feet. Nemisis takes Stevens over with a vertical suplex then
immediately climbs to the top rope. He takes one look to the crowd before
leaping executing a forward moonsault. He then pins him for the academic three
count after executing…
Cascade: All That! A very impressive showing by the new comer Nemisis!
Morris: What?
~~~ “Who will be next? Who?”~~~
Siu Ann: “Impressive debut from Nemisis there! I have a feeling he’s going to go far in this business!”
Jackie: “It was okay I guess, but I think…”
Suddenly before Jackie can finish, “Hair of the Dog” by Nazareth blares throughout the GZW Coliseum. The Zero-tron springs to life showing a montage of clips that feature Deacon Kane decimating wrestlers from Cravin “Last Man Standing” Morehead to Maxx Pain to the Dawg Pound to “Smooth Operator” Bill Bond.
Siu Ann: “Deacon Kane is coming out here, now!? He’s not scheduled to be here!”
Jackie: “Who’s gonna stop him? You? I know I’m bloody well not gonna!”
Deacon Kane, Heavyweight Championship belt draped over his shoulder, steps onto the entranceway. The attending crowd lets the biggest man in GZW know how they feel by showering him with loud boos and the chant of “Fat ass, fat ass”. Paying the crowd no attention, Deacon slowly strides down the rampway heading for the ring. Stepping over the top rope to enter the ring, the Champ steps to the center of the ring facing the Zero-tron and pulls out a microphone.
Siu Ann: “Deacon Kane looks like he means business tonight!”
Jackie: “Deacon Kane always looks like he means business… anyone who’s 7ft tall tends to!”
Deacon: Once again I make my presence felt here on Travesty. This show that highlights the likes of lesser champions such as the Television and LightHeavyweight Champion “El Gambit” Santiago De Touwce. Or the silly title known as the Extreme Championship held currently by “The Downfall” Rebellion. Even the so-called “Living Legend” Pimp Bizkit must contest his Intercontinental Championship on this petty show. Now it is asked of me, the Future of Wrestling, Deacon Kane to headline tonight’s show.
Siu Ann: “Deacon just insulted every other champion in this federation! That’s cocky, even for him!”
Jackie: “And they’re all going to do what? Take him on… or cry?”
Deacon: It was to be the GroundZero Wrestling’s Entertainment Franchise, my older brother, Nathaniel Davis who was to face me tonight in the main event. (The crowd instant face pops at the mention of Davis’ name) Yet the folly of Nathaniel showed itself on Manslaughter, as he could not wait until tonight to feel the overwhelming power that is Deacon Kane. In case any of you missed it, let the Zero-tron bring your minds up to date.
The Zero-tron comes to life displaying scene from Manslaughter:
“Hunt: Well Donutboy looks as if another great Manslaughter is wrapped up!
Pike: So true and I’m glad we finally retrieved all the missing equipment that mysteriously ended up in Hong Kong! Well this will be our last Monday Manslaughter as a New Year comes in it brings in new changes. One of those changes will be that we be now seen on Tuesdays under the new banner of “Tuesday Crimson”! So on behalf of…
Suddenly “Bad To The Bone” blares over the Coliseum signalling the one GZW superstar who embodies everything the company stands for. The crowd pops with an enormous face cheer as Nathaniel “Entertainment Franchise” Davis walks down the rampway dressed in his wrestling gear and microphone in hand followed by Anastasia. Davis, normally the cheerful one, wears an expression of determination. The wrestler that has been in GZW from the conception steps into the ring and faces the entranceway. Senior Referee Richard Dark slides into the ring and waits by a turnbuckle.
Davis: Sorry to interrupt the endin’ of the show, Mr. Pike and Mr. Hunt, but I think my position as the “franchise player in GZW” allows me to wield some sort of power and say so. (The crowd begins chanting “Davis, Davis”) That bein’ said, two days ago the GZW Heavyweight Champion attacked me after a match in Insane Gods of Wrestlin’. Now I’m used to bein’ attacked my cowards and misguided youngsters like those of What Money Can Buy, but not by my own brother Deacon Kane.
Pike: Deacon Kane did seem to attack Davis without and rhyme or reason!
Hunt: He’s the Heavyweight Champion of the GZW! He doesn’t need a reason! Besides Davis should be used to getting beat up by family members! It was his brother-in-law Sincere that used to beat the brakes off of him in the early days of GZW!
Davis: Little brother I know you are backstage, so instead of waitin’ until Travesty to put your precious belt on the line, how about we do this right here and now?
The crowd explodes again in cheers in anticipation of a possible brother versus brother Heavyweight Championship match.
Hunt: I think that Peace lover has bitten off more than he can chew right here! He best hope Deacon Kane is taking a crap or something, because if the Champ comes out here it will be Davis who will feel like shi…
"Hair of the Dog" comes alive in the speakers as the Heavyweight Champion, BlackHeart member; biggest and baddest man in the GZW walks out at the top of the stage interrupting Hunt from finishing his sentence.
Pike: Here comes Deacon Kane!”
The Zero-tron fades out.
Deacon: It boggled my mind for a brief moment to think that Nathaniel actually had the nerve to challenge me. I was quite content on beating him tonight on this show know as Travesty, but my dear brother allowed the voice of his friend Gideon to prompt him into a battle which he was destined to lose. The Far East Beast has felt my wraith so many years ago and his fate was sealed just liked Nathaniel’s. Allow the footage to be proof of my words.
The Zero-tron comes to life again displaying scene from Manslaughter:
“Deacon brings Davis up and bends him over in a pile driver position. Deacon takes a running jump and drives Davis into the mat headfirst. Deacon with an arrogant "posing" cover with one foot on Davis’ chest.
One...
Tw
Pike: Nathaniel Davis again with the kick out! The punishment this man has sustained and still he kicks out!
Deacon is busy arguing with Senior Ref Dark as the fans cheer wildly for Davis. The Peacekeeper rolls and stands up to his feet. He bounces off the ropes and comes flying in with a high cross body. Deacon catches Davis and stumbles back a few steps but doesn't fall. Deacon maneuvers the hapless Davis into an overhead press and vaults him high in the air. Davis comes crashing back down to the mat. Deacon with another cover. Davis with an eye rake and a small package roll up...
Pike: GREAT GOOGLIMOOGLI!!! Davis with a roll up this could be it!
One...
Two...
Deacon powers out of the combo. A frustrated BlackHeart picks up Davis and powerbombs him into the corner turnbuckle. The Champ signals for The End (big splash) as Davis slumps to the mat on his back.
Hunt: Do you remember that squashed wrassler I ordered earlier?
BOOM!!! The impact of Deacon landing on Davis can be felt in the locker room.
Pike: * sigh * Yes Hunt!
Hunt: It was just a little late in delivery that’s all! Hehee!
Deacon with the cover. Senior Referee Richard Dark with the count.
One....
Two....
Pike: Three!! Your winner and still Heavyweight Champion Deacon Kane!
Hunt: As if there were any doubt!
Pike: No matter the outcome, Nathaniel “Entertainment Franchise” Davis made an excellent showing here tonight!
Deacon stands up puts a finger in Davis’ face and starts to kick him out of the ring, Anastasia catches her client and keeps him from rolling onto the floor. Davis with Anastasia's help retreats up the ramp as Deacon Kane calls for his belt and makes the Senior Ref Dark put it on him in the middle of the ring. A full cup of coke hits Deacon right in the face and all he does is try to lick up as much as he can. “Hair of the Dog” fills the Coliseum and he struts back up the ramp as the show ends.
Pike: Who can possibly stop this monster?”
The Zero-tron fades out.
Deacon: Now a void is left in the lineup of Travesty. As Nathaniel sits at home licking the wounds suffered him by the greatest GZW Heavyweight Champion, I stand before all asking who will be next? Who? If there be any brave soul, any man that believes himself worthy enough to face defeat at the hands of Deacon Kane let them show themselves before the main event.
“Hair of the Dog” plays again as Deacon drops the microphone. He steps over the top rope and drops to the Coliseum floor making his way back up the ramp and to the backstage area. The whole time the crowd exploding with heel heat.
Siu Ann: “Goodness gracious! Deacon Kane just issued an open challenge for the heavyweight title!”
Jackie: “But who’ll be stupid enough to take it up?”
Siu Ann: “Well next up is Endangered Species versus the Peacekeepers,
and Billy and Jennifer are your commentators!”
~~~
Tag Team Match~~~
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Endangered Species V ‘The Peacekeepers’: Sho Murakame & Gideon ~~~
Billy: Back with you once again on Travesty is the only man with talent on the mic Billy. Along side me as well is my young sidekick Jennifer.
Jennifer: Sidekick? I’m twice as good as you.
Billy: Not what I heard from the higher-ups.
Jennifer: What have you heard?
Billy: Anyways. Tonight the Endangered Species take on those goodie goodies Sho and Gideon.
Jennifer: What have you heard Billy?
[The Endangered Species make there way down the ramp to a chorus of boos from the crowd. The two men ignore it and make there way down the ramp followed closely by Devotion. The two big men slide into the ring and pace the ring as Devotion stands on the outside clapping her hands.]
Billy: These two men look impressive. And Devotion looks even hotter than usual. Damn she’s fly.
Jennifer: Shut up Billy.
[Sho and Gideon make there way down the ramp to a huge face pop from the crowd. The two give low fives to the crowd as Anastasia does the same thing. Sho and Gideon climb into the ring as Anastasia stands on the outside as well cheering on her men as does the crowd.]
Jennifer: Now they’re impressive.
Billy: You just think Sho is cute.
Jennifer: What’s your point Billy? You’re just mad it ain’t you.
Billy: Shut up Jennifer.
[Sho and Wales step out of the ring as Gideon and Outlaw lock up. The two men fight for leverage but remain neutral. Gideon finally gains the advantage and spins around throwing Outlaw across the ring into the corner.]
Jennifer: What power shown by Gideon.
Billy: Sheer luck.
[Gideon charges into the corner but receives a boot to the face for it. Gideon steps back holding his face as Outlaw fires out of the corner looking for a closeline. Gideon hits the ground allowing Outlaw to step over him. Gideon holds onto his legs and rolls him into a boston crab. (OOC: Rolling Boston Crab on “Smackdown 2” for PSX)]
Jennifer: Outlaw’s gonna tap out.
Billy: Yea right.
[Outlaw screams in pain as he reaches for the ropes and grabs them. Gideon releases the hold and goes over to tag Sho in.]
Billy: Here comes your crush.
Jennifer: Shut up Billy.
[Sho leaps over the top rope and charges in on the downed Outlaw. He applies an arm bar and rears back applying pressure. Outlaw screams in pain as he reaches out for a tag but he’s on the wrong side of the ring. Sho stands up and turns the hold into a rear arm bar. Outlaw reaches back and grabs Sho around the head. He leaps up and drops Sho with a stunner that gives Outlaw time for a breather.]
Billy: Stunner! Outlaw stops the advantage.
[Outlaw drags himself across the ring and tags in Wales. Wales climbs into the ring and walks over to Sho who is still down. Wales makes the cover but only gets a one count. Wales lifts Sho up and whips him into the corner. He charges in and nails Sho with a thunderous closeline that rocks the entire ring. Sho stumbles out and Wales shoots out of the corner and nails Sho with a bulldog.]
Jennifer: Wales with the momentum.
Billy: Your damn right.
[Wales lifts Sho to his feet and nails him with several stiff right and left hands. Sho goes to block one but Wales is to quick and he knocks Sho to the ground. Wales walks over and tags in Outlaw. The two lift Sho up and shoot him into the ropes. On his return they lift him up and go for a double spinebuster but Gideon climbs into the ring and nails Outlaw from behind with double arm axe handle and Sho nails Wales with a tornado DDT.]
Jennifer: Incredible move.
Billy: Luck.
[The ref forces Gideon out of the ring, as Outlaw, Wales, and Sho lie on the ground motionless. Suddenly out of the crowd comes Epic and Eclipse holding the tag titles in there hands. They jump the guardrail and slide into the ring. The ref sees Epic and goes to stop him but Eclipse slides in behind him and nails Outlaw in the back of the head with the title before he can get completely to his feet. Gideon climbs into the ring only to get nailed with the title himself. The ref turns around in time to see that and calls for the bell.]
Jennifer: What the hell are Epic and Eclipse doing out here?
Billy: Well Endangered Species wanted a piece of them so here they are.
[Epic and Eclipse pound away on the downed Outlaw as his partner gets to his feet and goes to help him but is quickly taken down by a shot from Eclipse. Sho gets to his feet and begins to pound away on the head of Eclipse but is quickly taken down by Epic from behind. The two men stand in the ring smiling as they are soon swamped with officials. Suddenly Threatt and Synger come running down the ramp full steam and slide into the ring. They charge in and take down both Epic and Eclipse with dual spears. The two men pound away on the W.M.C.B members as the refs try to pull them off. Threatt stands up and grabs one of the titles and holds it above his head as the refs yell at him to back off and leave the ring. He shoves it in Epic’s face and rubs it in his face before dropping it and exiting the ring followed by Synger.]
Jennifer: Wow! What action.
Billy: I don’t know who to cheer for. Do I cheer for The Storm Riders? Do I cheer for What Money Can Buy? Or do I cheer for Endangered Species?
Jennifer: Why not cheer for The Peacekeepers?
Billy: Those pansy’s? Hell no. I’d rather cheer for Magic.
Jennifer: Well that’s our time so let’s throw it back to Dean and Will.
Billy: Why those wasters?
~~~ During the commercial ~~~
Rick Samson and BW3 are standing around the catering table inspecting the finger sandwiches and vegetables. On the monitor Deacon Kane is in the ring talking.
Samson: Dawg, if I didn’t have to team with that wimpish gym teacher Babycry…
BW3: I think you mean BattleCry?
Samson: Who cares?! Babycry, Bostoncry, BattleCry, it’s all the same to me Bee-Dubya!! If I didn’t have to team with him to fight old man Dameon and Epic, I would answer that challenge made by that over grown fat ass Deacon Kane.
BW3: Dude, are you out of your ever loving My Little Pony mind?! Deacon Kane would swallow you whole!! Both of us together wouldn’t stand a chance against his lard ass.
Voice behind them: So in other words the College Crew accepts the challenge of Deacon Kane for his GZW Heavyweight Championship?
Both College Crew turn around to see Mickey “Mouse” Greer standing with his handheld tape recorder.
Mouse: Well guys, what’s up? The College Crew isn’t scared are they?
BW3: Well Samson…uh…has a…uh…match already so it doesn’t matter.
Samson: (stepping up on the smaller Mouse) The College Crew is scared of nothing but empty beer kegs and marriage. Hell yeah, Mouse, Rick Samson and Brent Wellington III accept the challenge of Deacon Kane.
BW3: (pulls Samson to him) Are you crazy, dude? No way am I fighting him. Nothing in the world could make me.
Samson: You will for beer.
BW3: (his eyes begin to spark and a grin appears on his face) Owwww!!!!!
~~~
Tag Team Match ~~~
~~~
BattleCry & Rick Samson V Epic & Dameon ~~~
Will: Hewwo aww, and this is match number two on this week’s Superboww Sunday!
Dean: yea and who in the hell put this event together one of the great college boys Rick Samson has to team with well some jobber from the streets by the name of Battlecry! What kind of a name is that? Does he cry during his battles?
Will: BattleCry is a twemendous athwete
and deserves some wespect fwom you, and the wrestwing worwd!
Dean: yea whatever Will, not just that tough people we have one of the great What Money Can Buy crew Epic Mazur taking on one of the Fierys, Dameon now that is heinous.
Will: the Fierys are ex tag-team champions you know, and unlike Epic and Eclipse they deserved it they didn’t have to cheat to win like What Money Can Buy did!
Dean: yea yea yea, it was a plan that went trough extremely well you know.
(“Dirge” by Death in Vegas begins to play on the PA system; the crowd are silent as the depressing music begins to play on the PA system. Suddenly the fans start to boo as they realise that it’s the new entrance music for Epic. Epic comes out and points to an elderly lady and laughs putting his fingers down his throat.)
Dean: yea too right Epic that old hag is sickening!
Will: Hey, that not nice Dean, you shouwd be nice to the fans they pay our wages in the end anyway!
(Epic enters the ring as the crowd hurl boos straight to wards him “Kryptonite” by Three doors down begins to play on the PA system, and Dameon comes out to cheers from the crowd, as he shakes hands with the crowd walking down toward the ring)
Will: He and Spice must be so pwoud with is son getting mawwied!
Dean: ha, nowhere near as good as what Pimp did to Steph though, damn, I knew he was a player but to do that on her wedding day… Pimp’s the man!
Will: how can you say such things the man forced himsewf upon her on what shouwd be the most speciaw day of her wife, and you’we agweeing with Pimps actions! That’s is just sick Dean, sick!
Dean: well it really will be the most special day of her life now, she got to taste the mouthwash of a “Living Legend” every woman’s dream so I’ve heard!
(Will just stares bullets right through Dean for what he had just said, as Dameon looks pumped up in the ring and Epic, and Dameon stand toe to toe)
Will: Dameon wooking weady for this match, and I’m sure wike evewybody ewse that he wants to get some wevenge on Pimp!
(“Pour some Sugar on me” by Def Leppard begins to play on the PA system, and out comes Rick Samson accompanied by Brent Wellington who has a beer cooler with his as they make there way down to the ring)
Will: Hewe’s the cowwege cwew. I can’t bewieve that out of everyone on the GZW roster, these two accepted Deacon Kane’s challenge!
Dean: It’s amazing what they’ll do for beer! Is that a free beer for me OWWWWWWW!
Will: shut up Dean, wreswers are meant to be wowe modews for young teenagers and chiwdren these days, and what kind of an example is pawading around dwinking beer for them?
Dean: It’s like a fatherly role model then!
(In the corner of the ring Dameon and Epic continue to trash talk each other, meanwhile in the centre of the ring BWIII puts the cooler on the floor, and the two give each other high fives. As they clap “the Light” By common begins to play on the PA system, and the rookie Battlecry comes out and is met by a cheer from the crowd as he eagerly sprints down the isle, and soaks up the crowd appreciation for him)
Dean: It’s disgusting that these fans would boo men of greatness such as WMCB, and as soon as a rookie off the streets hits the ring they cheer! How the hell does that work?
Will: I guess they wespect what he is doing, after aww he’s awready started to make an impact here in GZW!
(Referee Adam Lowe is ready to be the official in the match, but before the bell rings he tries to get one man of each team out of the ring. Epic turns to go out, but then spins round to level Dameon with a right hook that is blocked, and Dameon gives Epic a superkick that sends him over the top rope)
Dean: HEY there’s no I in team!
Will: I know I guess Epic isn’t a team player with Dameon!
(On the other side of the ring BattleCry offers a handshake to Samson, but Samson pushes him into the ropes, and Brent Wellington low bridges him out)
Dean: haha I guess Samson is ashamed to have to even step in the same ring as BattleCry let alone having to wrestle with him as a team as well!
Will: He shouwd have been gwad to have somebody who was wiwwing to team up and help him out as a team, instead he throws him out of the ring!
Dean: yea like the piece of trash he is!
(The ref calls for the bell, to begin the match, and it’s Samson, and Dameon to begin, the two look at each other, the two go to shake hands each with their left, and Samson tries to gain an advantage wit a punch between the eyes of Dameon, but Dameon ducks and hits a belly to belly suplex)
Will: Dameon showing his supewiow expewience wight from the beginning!
Dean: yea his age is showing just look how wooden he moves!
(The father of Hades and Magic forces Samson into the turnbuckle, and Dameon goes over and lays a few kicks and stomps in on Samson stomping a mud-hole in him (a la Austin))
Will: Dameon taking an advantage earwy on here!
(The referee pulls Dameon off of Samson, and Epic ever the opportunist begins to choke Samson through the ropes. Dameon pushes the referee out of the way and yells at Epic for illegally interfering)
Will: Dameon wants to win fairwy in this match, he doesn’t want to use Epic’s cheating tactics to win the match!
Dean: maybe he should, as that’s the only way he’ll ever win a match!
Will: he was the first ever Tewevision Champion I think that counts for at weast something!
Dean: yea well it’s history, just like his career should be
(Dameon stands on the top rope leaning over arguing with Epic when Samson rolls a distracted Dameon up into a small package, and referee Adam Lowe makes the cover)
ONE……….
Dean: see Dameon takes his eye off the ball far too often!
TWO…….
(Kickout)
Will: nothing keeps a Fiewy down as easy as that.
Dean: yea whatever I could beat any Fiery with a feather! Dameon has to use Fire in an attempt to even stand a chance against the likes off Happy Sumo, and K-9!
(Dameon pints at a laughing Epic, but doesn’t take his attention off Samson, as he lays a couple of stomps in on Samson, Dameon picks up Samson and places him on his shoulder, and points again at Epic. But Wellington is up on the apron, and pulls Samson down off the shoulder of Dameon, Dameon then gets dropkicked to the back of the head by Samson into the corner of Epic, who tags himself in)
Dean: WOOOOO HOOOO Epic gets into the match, I think things might pick up!
Will: maybe in a cheating way!
(Epic steps in and glances at Samson, and points to BattleCry who has been getting a beating off Wellington on the outside, Samson nods, and Epic pulls the referees shirt to him)
Will: What now?
(On the outside Samson and Wellington begin to put a beating down on BattleCry two on one, as Epic continues to distract the referee)
Dean: ahahaha look at the rookie now, just look at how pathetic he looks now!
Will: It’s two on one and he’s a rookie, what do you expect! If it were one on one then maybe he’d stand a chance!
Dean: Against one of the College boys?…. Nah!
(The two college boys roll BattleCry a.k.a Derek Ashton into the ring, and Epic lets go of the referee, and begins to stomp away on BattleCry)
Dean: I think he may wanna go cry to his mama now!
Will: Cry? This boy has too much fighting spirit to give up!
Dean: yea but Pimp’ll probably beat him to his mama!
Will: Dean, that was cold and callous…. Next you’ll be talking about my mama!
Dean: ummmmmmm and she is good!
(Epic picks up BattleCry and whips him into the ropes, The rookie comes back, and is hit with a spinebuster by Epic into a pin, and Epic holds onto the tights)
ONE……..
Dean: The rookie’s guna loose!
TWO….
(Dameon comes into the ring, and pulls Epic up to stop the count, the ref then gets into Dameon’s face in an attempt to get him back out of the ring)
Dean: Dameon! What the hell is Dameon doing at all? He could have had a win under his name for once, but noooo he has to be a retard and break the count up!
(Epic scowls at Dameon, before turning his attentions back to Battle Cry, Epic picks up BattleCry, Epic bounces off the ropes, but as he does Dameon tags himself back into the match. Epic spins round, and glares at him, he goes to knock the man who loves fire over the top rope with a running clothesline, but Dameon counters with a hiptoss that send Epic over the top rope)
Dean: whatever happened to playing as a team?
Will: I don’t bewieve for one minute that Epic was pwepared to pway as a team, so why the heww shouwd Dameon twy and twust him?
Dean: because they’re a team derrrrrr DIME BAR!
Will: that is soooo OWD!
(Dameon helps BattleCry up to his feet, and they both shake hands, and BattleCry shakes the cobwebs out before the lock up. Dameon gets the advantage with a headlock, but BattleCry pushes him off into the ropes. Dameon returns, but Derek is on the mat, and Dameon runs over the top of him Dameon returns again, and this time Mr Ashton leapfrogs Spices husband. Dameon returns off the ropes once again, but is flipped over with the feet by Derek Ashton)
Will: the tempo is being tuwned up a notch I see now!
(Ashton, picks up Dameon, and whips him into a neutral corner. D.A follows up a lands a spinning heel kick to Dameon in the corner)
Dean: Dameon can’t even keep up with Derek Ashton a rookie, You were right before Dameon is getting Old!
Will: I never said that I said he was expewienced not owd!
Dean: Same thing!
(Dameon wobbles out of the corner, and BattleCry drops a quick DDT, and makes a cover)
ONE……….
Will: I don’t think this’ll be quite enough to put Dameon away!
TWO……….
Dean: that’s because the moves this rookie uses are weak!
(Kickout)
(Derek gets up, and bounces off the ropes, and it’s a flying head scissors on Dameon into a cover)
ONE……..
Will: Nice athletic move from Mr Ashton there!
TWO…….
Dean: It was OKAY!
THR……..
(Kickout)
Will: BattleCry getting closer to winning for his team here
(BattleCry picks up Dameon once again, and whips him into the ropes, this time Epic low bridges them, sending Dameon crashing to the outside. BattleCry grabs a hold of Epic around his neck, but Epic turns and brings Battle cry’s throat across the top rope)
Dean: haha I think he may have just lost his voice!
(In the ring comes both the college boys, from behind BattleCry, and they hits a 3D neckbreaker type move (a la Dudleys))
Dean: hahahahahahaha look what’s happening to this match pure carnage!
(the referee calls for bell to disqualify both teams, as on he outside Epic has grabbed his tag-title belt from a man in the crowd and slams it over the head of Dameon, busting him wide open!)
Will: Oh no, what is Epic doing and damn that’s Eclipse who just handed Epic that title!
(Hades is spotted at the top of the rampway, and the fans have an explosion of cheers, for the husband of Aqua. He comes down the isle. But from each side of the crowd is the Storm Riders who cut Hades off at the pass)
Dean: ahahahahaha Outlaw Wales and Prey now doing a number on Hades! Lovely!
(Flooding down the isle now comes endangered Species with “Sexy Bitch” Devotion, followed by Hero, the team of Happy Sumo and Ass Clown, supreme team, two fools, 2 new in laws. All the men in the match and that have come in during the match get in the ring, and start to battle it out with each other, with the exception of the champions Epic and Eclipse who make there way back through the crowd with their gold)
Will: Oh my gowd the Tag team division is weawwy heating up! Could it be any hotter?
Dean: I don’t believe this as soon as the majority of the tag division are all in the ring together we have to cut to a commercial>
Will: we’ww be wight back after this bweak!
~~~
Commercial ~~~
~~~ Backstage ~~~
Dean is shown walking down the halls of
the coliseum. He reaches a locker room
door with “Living Legend” Pimp Bizkit on it.
Dean smiles and opens to door. A
hand suddenly grabs him by the collar of his shirt and forcefully pulls him
inside the room. The door shuts as a
lot of banging and harsh, brutal sounds are heard coming from the room. Screams from Dean are heard from
inside. The door then busts open and
Dean falls to the floor in a bloody mess.
The man steps out of the room, revealed to be Magic. His face expression is full of anger and
hatred towards the colour commentator.
Magic:
Tell Pimp Magic gave him a message.
Tell him that this is just what he has made. Tell him I wait for him to play me! Tell Pimp I want him to play me, just like GZW has done. I want Pimp to hurt me, so he can make me
worse! Dean, tell Pimp how much it hurt
to be his friend. TELL HIM! Pimp needs to know that he messed with the
wrong man! Make sure he knows; make
sure he sees what he is going to look like when I am through with him! Pimp will pay!
Magic spits on Dean and leaves the scene,
talking to himself. The camera zooms to
Dean’s unconscious body, ending the scene.
~~~
Commentating Table ~~~
The end of “The Whole World” by Outkast
is heard in the background. Jessica and
Albert Wuchie are taking their seats at the commentating table.
Albert:
Albert Wuchie here, alongside with sister…
Jessica:
The sexiest single woman around GZW, Jessica Wuchie!
Albert:
I not believe what Magic just do to Dean Fisher. I never see him with such evil face
before. It like he become monster!
Jessica:
True. Oh well, Dean wasn’t that
good looking anyways.
Albert:
You strange sis! Anywho, next
match be Dice Morgan against Chains!
~~~
‘Money Maker’ Dice Morgan V Chains ~~~
"Must Be The Money" by Deion
Sanders plays. Money signs flash across
the arena as Dice Morgan makes his way out of the curtain. He stops at the top of the ramp and looks
around. He then walks down the ramp
towards the ring. He gets inside and
taunts around for a while.
Albert:
I not know how Dice ever like Maxx Pain. Maxx just bad man, and he suck wrestler too!
Jessica:
Ah well. Hey, check out the guy
in the front row. Someone get him a
seat next to me!
“Click, Click, BOOM!” by Saliva hits the
speakers and out comes Chains. He
quickly gets to the ring and climbs inside.
Dice stands away and waits till the bell starts the match. The ref calls for the bell. Dice and Chains lock up. Dice slips behind Chains and holds him in a
waist lock. Dice trips Chains face
forward, and then punches his spine.
Chains struggles out and tosses Dice off of him. Chains gets to his feet and heads towards
Dice. Dice is ready and punches Chains
away. Dice runs at Chains and takes him
down with a clothesline. Chains gets to
his feet, but Dice tosses him into the ropes.
Chains comes off the ropes and is taken down with a nice belly-to-belly
suplex.
Albert:
Dice bring out good move early in game.
Chains is slow to his feet. Dice brags Chains and sends him into the
turnbuckle where he begins to punch him with hard lefts and rights. Chains suddenly pushes Dice down, and then
grabs his legs. He catapults Dice into
the turnbuckle. Dice staggers around
and knocked down with a standing dropkick.
Chains is back to his feet as well as Dice. The two lock up. Chains
locks Dice in a headlock but Dice goes for a backdrop. Chains flips to his feet and grabs Dice in a
waist lock. He pushes Dice into the
ropes, but Dice holds on, causing Chains to roll backwards. Chains gets to his feet and charges at Dice,
sending him out of the ring with a clothesline. Dice falls to the thin matting outside. Chains follows, as does the ref.
Chains heads towards Dice and lays a few punches to his jaw. Dice tries to fight back but Chains knees
him in the mid-section. Chains then
goes to whip Dice into the steel steps but dice reverse. Chains goes crashing into the steps as
nearby fans cheer. The ref yells at
Dice to get back into the ring. Dice
ignores his orders and walks to Chains.
He grabs Chain’s head and rams it into the steps. Dice then rolls Chains into the ring. Once Dice gets inside he goes for a pin.
One…
Two…
Th…
Albert:
Kickout by Chains.
Jessica:
Dice is trying to get a victory early in the match.
Albert:
I like pink cookies.
Jessica:
Excuse me? OK, I’m not talking
to you anymore.
Dice gets off of Chains and lifts him to
his feet. Dice whips Chains into the
turnbuckle and proceeds with a jumping avalanche. Chains staggers around and is met with a levelled clothesline
from Dice. Dice begins climb the
turnbuckle and waits at the top. Chains
gets to his feet and turns to see Dice jump off. Chains suddenly superkicks him as he attempts a double axe
handle. Chains falls on Dice for a pin.
One…
Two…
Thr…
Kickout!
Chains looks at the ref, but saves the argument. Chains now begins to pummel Dice with
punches to the forehead. The ref tells
Chains to back off and he does. Chains
then jumps off the ground and drops knee first onto Dice’s head (think HHH). Chains picks Dice to his feet and hooks him
in a double underhook. Chains tosses
Dice over his head with an underhook suplex.
Chains goes for a quick pin.
One…
Two…
Kickout.
Jessica:
Chains trying to get as many pins as possible.
Albert:
That good planning. You should
never take your time with pins. It good
to make as many as possible.
Jessica:
Uh oh! Chains is climbing the
ropes.
Chains gets to the top rope and looks to
go for the attack but Dice pushes the ref into the ropes! Chains lands crotch first on the
turnbuckle. Dice gets to his feet and
grabs Chains where he tosses him off the turnbuckle. Dice runs at Chains a drops a few elbows. Dice picks Chains up and sends him into the
ropes. Dice looks for a back body drop
but Chains kicks Dice in his face. Dice
staggers around, holding his upper chest where he partially got kicked. Chains bounces off the ropes and hits Dice
with a spinning heel kick, sending Dice down.
Chains then sets up Dice in a surfboard stretch, trying to break his
back and pull his arms out of his sockets.
Dice screams in agony, but doesn’t give in. The ref continually checks on him. Dice then begins to stand up.
Chains tries to keep the move locked, but Dice breaks out of it. Once out of the move Dice begins to punch
Chains. Chains goes to throw a punch
but Dice blocks it and kicks him in the mid-section. Dice quickly follows with a DDT!
Albert:
Where that come from?!
Jessica:
This match is back and forth! I
guess these men have a lot of talent to show.
Albert:
Dice go for pin.
One…
Two…
Thr…
Kickout by Chains. Dice gets off of Chains and picks him to his
feet. Dice kicks Chains in the
mid-section and grabs his head. He
looks to drop down for a stunner but Chains lifts him into the air, then drops
him down with an atomic drop. Dice
staggers around. Chains then runs at
Dice and locks him head from behind and drops him with a bulldog. Chains stands up and looks at the
ropes. He runs at them then
springboards off like a moonsault. Dice
rolls out of the way but Chains lands on his feet. Dice gets to his feet but is met with a Chaindaminator (Van
Daminator)! Chains makes the quick pin.
One…
Two…
Three
Jessica:
NO! Dice kicks out at the last
mille-second!
Albert:
How he do that?
Chains pounds his fists into the mat then
forcefully pulls up Dice. Chains whips
Dice into the turnbuckle then charges at him fast. Chains jumps high off the ground and goes for his Chained
(Stinger Splash) but Dice moves. Dice
waits for Chains to face him. Once
Chains turns around Dice looks for a clothesline but Chains moves out of the
way, causing Dice to take out the ref with Money Line (Clothesline from hell)
Albert:
Chinese Stars! The ref is out!
Chains low blows Dice! Chains then sets Dice on the top rope and
hooks both of his arms.
Jessica:
Uh oh! This could be Chainomatic
(Top rope Pedigree)!
Chains looks to jump off but Jake
Mackinnon hits him over the head with a steel pipe! Chains falls to the mat.
Dice gets off of the turnbuckle and picks the unconscious Chains
up. He locks Chains in a reverse DDT,
then spins around quickly almost snapping Chains’s neck with his Gambler (Roll
of the Dice)!!!
Jessica:
Stale Cookies!!! Dice almost
broke his neck!
The ref begins to come back. He slowly counts.
One…
Albert:
No way he kick out of it.
Two…
Jessica:
It’s over. THREE!
Dice gets off of the still unconscious
Chains and raises his arms into the air.
Jake is shown waling up the ramp, smiling at the damage. The scene cuts to the commentating table,
after showing Chains knocked out in the ring.
Albert: Next we have famous HKWF Hardcore Championship match. This when Rebellion and Reject have battle for Hardcore Championship.
Jessica: HKWF has had many brutal matches, but this championship proved that you were the BEST in the HKWF extreme world.
Albert: Lets take look.
~~~
From The Vault Of HKWF ~~~
Dragon
Aqua Center in China
Hong
Kong Wrestling Federation’s PPV:
~~~ HKWF Hardcore Championship ~~~
~~~
Rebellion vs. Reject © ~~~
(Male/Speaks fluent English) Mackenzie Shun-Juang: Ladies and gentleman, this is the long awaited match of Rebellion against the Hardcore Champion, Reject!
(Female/Chinese accent, but speaks English) Jasmine Kuraki: These two been battling it out for months now, and tonight it all come to end.
Mackenzie: Remember; no DQ, no holds barred, falls count anywhere, no count outs, and the only way you can win is via pinfall. I think this going to start a Typhoon here in the Aqua Centre
“The Downfall” by Evereve hits the speakers. The fans give a mild face pop for the Hardcore Championship challenger. Rebellion makes his way to the top of the ramp with a cart of “toys”. Chinese stop signs, kendo sticks, trashcan lids, a hammer, steel pipes, and other foreign objects are seen in the cart. Rebellion rolls it down the ramp and reaches the ring. He tosses the objects inside and gets in as well. He taunts the fans a little and waits in the middle of the ring. The lights around the Aqua Centre suddenly cut off. A tune in which is not English begins to play. The lights cut back on after half a minute. Reject is standing in the ring, face to face with Rebellion. He holds the Hardcore Championship over his shoulder. He removes the golden strap and holds it close to Rebellion’s face. The belt sits between the two athletes. The ref finally takes the belt away and holds it into the air. Rebellion looks at the title but is suddenly blind sighted by a sucker punch from Reject.
Mackenzie: This is one reason why you can’t take your eye off Reject.
Jasmine: Especially when weapons in ring like that.
Reject pounces away on Rebellion as the ref calls for the bell. Reject looks at Rebellion with dismay then tosses him into the turnbuckle. Reject grabs the back of Reb’s head and slams it into the post numerous times. Rebellion puts his foot on the second turnbuckle to stop further damage. He then grabs Reject’s head and bashes it into the post as well. Reject staggers around and is met with a clothesline from Reb. Reject gets to his feet but Reb is ready with another clothesline. Reb picks Reject up but Reject lays an uppercut on his opponent. Reject walks to Reb and rakes his eyes. He then proceeds to toss him out of the ring next to the barricade. Reject follows close behind and lifts Rebellion to his feet. He lifts Rebellion into the air then drops him face first into the steel railing. Rebellion falls to the ground. A nearby fan yells, “Come on Rebellion! Get up! Get up!” Reject looks at the fan and begins to kick Rebellion. Reject seems to get bored and picks Reb to his feet. From there he throws Reb across the mat and into the steel steps but Rebellion jumps over the steps.
Jasmine: Nice reflex from rebellion. He know that coming.
Mackenzie: Both men are experienced when it comes to outside objects. Rebellion has learned out to avoid painful happenings.
Reject runs to get Rebellion but Reb jumps onto the steel steps then jumps off with version of a suicide dive. Both men are now down, trying to get to their feet. They succeed in doing so and begin to battle it out with punches. Reject gets the better end with a kick to the recently injured knee of Rebellion. Reb begins to bounce on one leg as the other one is attacked. Reject grabs Reb’s injured leg and looks for his Dragon Screw but Rebellion jumps with an Inzaguri. Reb struggles to his feet and rolls inside the ring. He finds a trashcan lid and looks down at Reject getting back to his feet. Rebellion suddenly runs at Reject and jumps through the ropes with another suicide dive, bashing the trashcan lid over Reject’s head.
Mackenzie: God Ol’ Mighty! Rebellion is nuts!
Jasmine: He could easily injured self! Rebellion want to destroy Reject, even if he have to risk injury.
Mackenzie: True Jasmine, he is one of HKWF’s finest risk takers!
The fans nearby yell at the attack from Rebellion. Reb is to his feet first. He picks up Reject and rolls him into the ring. He picks up a kendo stick and looks at it with joy. Reject begins to get to his feet. Reb lifts the stick into the air and goes for the shot but Reject picks up a “stop” sign an blocks the stick from making contact. Reject then slides under Reb’s legs and sneaks up behind him. From there he locks in a Hong Kong Sleeper (Hammerlock w/sleeper hold). Rebellion reaches his free arm into the air and tries to grab Reject by the hair. Reject applies more pressure. Reb begins to fade, slowly weakening. Reb drops to one knee. Reject smiles, yelling for him to give it up. Reb starts to move a little. Reject tries to strengthen the move but Reb starts to regain composure.
Mackenzie: Reject wouldn’t have won anyways. It is pinfall ONLY folks.
Jasmine: But it good way to weaken Rebellion.
Rebellion gets to his feet. He begins to jab Reject in the ribs with his free arm. Reject tries not to let go but Rebellion continues to jab him. Reb breaks free! He grabs Reject and tosses him into the ropes. Reject comes back and ducks the attempted clothesline. Reb turns around and sees Reject jump off the ground and flipping onto him, knocking him down. Reject gets off of Reb and rolls outside of the ring. He goes to one of the outside turnbuckles and searches under the ring. Reb gets back to his feet and looks for Reject. Reject comes back out and pulls out an object. It has a steel pole with a round head at the top, rapped in barbwire.
Jasmine: Reject has the mace! That weapon is most dangerous in HKWF!
Reject slides into the ring. Reb looks at the weapon as his eyes widen. Rebellion runs at Reject and kicks him in the mid-section. Reject releases the dangerous weapon. Reb tosses Reject into the corner and quickly follows. Reject slams into the turnbuckle and Reb rams his shoulder into his stomach not long after. Reject staggers out of the turnbuckle and drops to one knee, holding his stomach. Reb grabs a “stop” sign and bashes it over Reject’s head. Reject falls on his back as Reb takes a pin.
One…
Two…
Th…
Kickout by Reject. Rebellion picks Reject up and tosses him out of the ring by the ramp. Reb grabs the mace before he exits the ring. Reb throws the mace into the cart then picks up Reject. He sets Reject into the cart and rolls him up the ramp. Reject grabs a steel pipe from the cart and swings it at Reb. Reb ducks and pushes Reject all the way up the ramp. Rebellion looks around the arena. He looks to push the cart off the stage but Reject tilts the cart over, stopping it from falling off the stage. Reject takes a quick breather from almost facing a serious injury. Reb walks towards Reject and picks him up but Reject hits him in the lower-extremities. Reb crouches in pain. Reject gets to his feet and grabs Rebellion in a front face lock. He then lifts Rebellion high into the air with a suplex and drops him onto the steel ramp. Reb arches his back as he makes contact with the ramp. Reject keeps the suplex locked in. He gets to his feet forcing Reb along with him. Reject then hits another suplex. He gets back to his feet with Reb and looks for another suplex, but Reb holds it back. Reb now delivers a snap suplex. The two opponents lay side by side, both weak from the suplexes.
Mackenzie: Both men weakened from those suplexes on the steel ramp. That has to do some damage to their backs.
Jasmine: It hurt me just watching it.
Mackenzie: Both man are beginning to get up! I have a feeling it is going to get worse!
Reb and Reject get to their feet. The two begin to punch each other. The two battle it out for a while by Reject kicks Reb in his knee again. Reject then whips Reb into the stage prop being a big glass plate with the PPV logo on it. The glass stays in place. Reject guns at Rebellion and looks for a spear but Reb lifts up his leg and kicks Reject in the face. Reject wobbles backwards, holding his face. Reb runs and dives at him with a clothesline to the stomach causing Reject to flip forwards. Reject holds his stomach and tries to get back to his feet. Reb taunts him to get up. Reject gets to his feet and senses Reb coming his way. Reject dropkicks Reb as he attempts a forearm smash. Reject and Reb get to their feet at the same time just moments after. Reject kicks Reb in the mid-section and grabs his leg. He signals and connects with a Dragon Screw. Reb clutches his leg on the steel ground. Reject kicks the inner knee of Reb. Reject then begins to apply a standing Figure Four!
Jasmine: Reject lock in his Rejected Torture!
Mackenzie: The same move that has injured Rebellion’s leg!
Jasmine: Yet again, this only pinfall! Reject no win with submission.
Reb screams in pain as the move is locked in. Reb falls back and the ref counts.
One…
Two…
Reb lifts his shoulder back up. Reb is pounding the steel ramp as the move begins to re-injure his leg. Reb lays down all the way again.
One…
Two…
Th…
Rebellion raises his shoulders off the mat again. Reb reaches behind him and grabs onto a long steel pole. He then whacks the pole over Reject’s head. Reject falls to the ramp and releases the hold. Rebellion crawls across the entranceway. He begins to prop himself up on the tilted cart. He sits on it for a while to relax his leg. Reject begins to stir around on the ramp. Reb limps his way to Reject. Reject punches Reb in the stomach. Reject punches Rebellion a few times then Reject goes to level him with a superkick. Reb ducks the kick, then grabs Reject in a waist lock. He suddenly releases Reject with a German suplex through the glass plate!!!
Mackenzie: God Ol’ Mighty! Rebellion just tosses Reject through the glass!
Jasmine: Ouchie! Me no like when people go through glass. It way too dangerous!
Mackenzie: Reject is surely done!
Rebellion slowly struggles back to his feet and makes his way towards Reject. He pulls the Hardcore Champion through the shattered glass and pins him on the ramp.
One…
Two…
Three…
Jasmine: Reject kick out! He kicks out! It no believe able!
Mackenzie: He doesn’t want to lose that championship tonight, or any night by that matter!
Rebellion looks around in awe. He pounds the steel mat in anger. He stands up and looks at the ref, staring him into a deep hole. The ref backs up and tries to push Reb away. Reb grabs the ref by his collar and pulls him to where they are face to face. He mummers something to the ref as he quickly agrees. Reb lets go of the ref and turns to get Reject, but Reject “stabs” Rebellion’s forehead with the mace! Reb falls back and Reject goes for a pin.
One…
Two…
Thre…
Reject lifts Rebellion’s shoulder off the ground.
Jasmine: What is Reject doing?!
Reject looks at Rebellion, grinning from ear to ear. Reject lifts Rebellion to his feet and places him in a front face lock. He looks for his DDT but Rebellion tosses him over his head. Reject lands on his back on the steel entranceway. The two men are now bleeding from the recent attacks. Rebellion walks unsteadily towards Reject and lifts him to his feet. Reject fights back a jab to Reb’s jaw. Reject tosses Reb to the curtain as he disappears backstage. Reject follows behind as does the ref and cameraman. Reject hits Reb across the back with axe handles. He grabs Reb’s head and smashes it into a nearby table. Reb grabs his face and walks around. Reject grabs his head again and goes to bash it into the table. Reb blocks it and pokes Reject in his eyes. He gets behind Reject then locks on a Cobra Clutch.
Mackenzie: Uh oh! This could be Muted Aggression!
Rebellion goes to drop him but Reject kicks his leg back and low blows Reb. Reb crouches down in pain. Reject looks down at Reb and spits on him. He then pulls the table out a little and grabs Rebellion. He places Reb’s head between his legs.
Jasmine: He go for Rejected (Powerbomb).
Reject lifts Rebellion onto his shoulders and is just about to drop him. Reb fights back, clubbing the back of Reject’s head. Reject lifts up to try to punch Reb, but he grabs his fist, applies a hammerlock, then drops Reject through the table with…
Jasmine: Revolt (Hammerlock DDT)!
Mackenzie! Rebellion just planted Reject through that table!
Reb goes for a pin.
One…
Jasmine: I not know if Reject can kick out or not.
Two…
Mackenzie: THREE! Rebellion wins it! Rebellion is the new HKWF Hardcore Champion! He finally proves to Reject that he can match up to his standards.
Jasmine: Rebellion do better than that! He show reject he not only a rebel, but he hardcore!
“The Downfall” by Evereve hits the speakers as the fans clap for rebellion. The ref hands Reb the Hardcore Championship and raises his hand into the air. Rebellion walks off with the championship.
~~~
Back to Announcer’s Table ~~~
Albert: And that how Rebellion start off his hardcore career.
Jessica: Also shows that Rebellion can prove to people he is a good athlete. GoldenEye wants to prove something about Rebellion, but this clearly shows Rebellion has what it takes to make it in the hardcore division!
Albert: Truly. I have feeling this going to be good feud between two.
~~~
Commercial ~~~
~~~
A Smooth Apology ~~~
Siu Ann:
“Hi! Siu Ann and Jackie back in the hot seat!”
Jackie:
“Where we bloody well should be!”
Siu Ann:
“Our next match is the seven person elimin…”
‘Smooth Operator’ by Sade plays over the PA to a huge cheer from the fans!
Jackie:
“Billy Bonds isn’t in this match! What’s he doing here?”
Siu Ann:
“His name’s Bond, Billy Bond, not Bonds, and he must have something to say!”
Jackie:
“You are such a suck up!”
Smooth comes onto the zerotron in his usual tux, but seemingly less focused than usual. Neither Samuel Knight nor Crystal is with him, and he walks sombrely to the ring.
Siu Ann:
“What’s wrong with Billy?”
Jackie:
“Do you think he’s finally worked out that he’s a cheap gimmick wrestler that is lapped up by shallow fans with less than two brain cells?”
Siu Ann:
“I swear one of these days Jackie, one of GZW’s wrestlers are gonna knock you out! You are SO offensive!”
Smooth gets into the ring, and gestures for a microphone. The music is cut, and he starts to talk.
Smooth:
“I’m really not in the mood for being showy, and I can only apologise to you all. Today this isn’t about Deacon Kane, Maxx Pain and Justin Sharp, Pimp Bizkit or any of the other chumps who make my life a misery! I’m here to make a public apology to someone.”
Jackie:
“He’s gonna apologise to Deacon Kane for thinking he had a dog in hell’s chance of beating him!”
Smooth:
“Crystal, honey, I’m sorry. I need you to know that I love you, and I realises I’ve been an idiot recently! Please don’t be jealous of Samuel, and hate him or me. It’s you I love! I never meant to ignore you, and I let my priorities get confused: I won’t do that again, I promise. I can think of no one I’d prefer to come to the ring with me, so please, if your back there, come to the ring now. Show me I’m forgiven.”
There is a pause, a long pause, and nothing happens. Smooth looks really upset.
Smooth:
“Crystal?”
Jackie:
“Ah hahahaha! She aint coming! And I know she’s here ‘cos I saw that pink monstrosity she calls a car in the parking lot!”
Smooth looks devastated, and without his theme music he slowly and dejectedly walks to the back.
Siu Ann:
“Poor Billy!”
Jackie:
“I love it!”
Siu Ann:
“You would!”
~~~
Seven (?) Person Elimination Match ~~~
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‘What Money Can Buy’: Epic, Eclipse & Big Country ~~~
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V ~~~
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Magic, ‘Mooncat’ Celestia L’yark, Novacaine & Maxx Pain ~~~
Jackie:
“Anyway, onto more important things, OUR match!”
Siu Ann:
“I’ve been looking forward to this one!”
Jackie:
“Is Seth Richards having to wrestle?”
Siu Ann:
“Well he has publicly stated that he is going to!”
Jackie:
“That’s terrible, he’s a manager not a wrestler!”
With the usual downward drumbeat, the epic ‘Private Psychadelic Reel’ by the Chemical Brothers comes onto the PA. Mooncat comes out in her traditional Arabic silk clothing and laps up the cheers of the fans.
Siu Ann:
“Mooncat really loves this sport. It’s so nice to see her actually wrestling now!”
Jackie:
“No it’s not, she’s crap!”
With Mooncat in the ring, ‘Youth of the Nation’ by P.O.D hits the PA, and out comes the masked Novacaine to a resounding boo from the fans.
Siu Ann:
“Well deserved heat from the fans for Novacaine here!”
Jackie:
“Being only member of GZW who actually lives in the real world is worthy of this kind of abuse? I think these ignorant fans are disgusting!”
With a complete lack of trust, Mooncat watches Novacaine warily. Novacaine, despite the mask hiding his facial impressions still manages to somehow mock her.
Jackie:
“What is that stupid Mooncat doing in the ring with Novacaine? He utterly decimated her when they fought!”
Before Siu Ann can answer, ‘Bittersweet’ By Fuel plays, and out comes Magic… looking less than happy. He strides to the ring, looking focused and angry as he ignores the fans support.
Siu Ann:
“Look at the intensity of Magic!”
Jackie:
“He can be as intense as he wants, but his team is still gonna lose!”
As Magic gets in the ring, Novacaine exits. Magic starts warming up intensely, as Mooncat looks on with a look of worry. However, ‘My Way’ by Limp Bizkit blasts over the PA, and out comes Maxx Pain to a huge boo from the fans.
Siu Ann:
“I think the fans are telling him what they think of what he did to ‘Smooth Operator’ Billy Bond!”
Jackie:
“Yeah, wasn’t it great!”
As Nova gets back in once Maxx is there, the four unlikely allies eye each other with looks of complete distrust. However, their attention is directed to the zerotron as ‘CR.E.A.M’ by the Wu Tang Clan hits the PA. Out come Big Country, Eclipse, Epic and Seth. Seth has his usual metal briefcase, and doesn’t appear dressed to wrestle.
Siu Ann:
“A sign of unity that the other team don’t have here! WMCB have all come out together! But it doesn’t look like Seth is going to wrestle!”
Jackie:
“I’m sure he’ll wrestle if he needs to!”
The four men enter the ring, and all eight wrestlers engage in a stare down. However, the ref is having none of it, and hustles every out of the ring to their corners, and it is Magic and Eclipse that start out. Eclipse grins nastily at Magic, saying ‘Where’s Steph tonight?’ Magic loses it and charges at him. Her is met with a drop toehold.
Jackie:
“Good tactics from Eclipse! Anger you opponent, make him weak!”
Siu Ann:
“Hardly the most moral way to get an advantage though!”
The still enraged Magic leaps up and charges into an armdrag. Leaping up again, he gets caught in an inverted atomic drop!
Siu Ann:
“Owy, owy, ow! That move looks so painful… even to me!”
Jackie:
“Trust me! From experience I can tell you that that hurts!”
As Magic staggers back in pain, Eclipse levels him with a clothesline. He follows with an elbowdrop into a cover for a one count. Relentlessly, he pulls up Magic, but gets a big right hand, followed by another big right hand. Magic then bounces back onto the ropes and hits a Lou Thesz press!
Siu Ann:
“Comeback by Magic here!”
Magic rains right hand fisted blows in on Eclipse, as the ref starts to admonish him. Magic ignores the ref completely who starts to count.
Jackie:
“What a brutal cheater Magic is!”
Magic, a glazed look as he continues to brutally pummel Eclipse, now looks manic, insane even and the ref gets up to five! He tries to pull Magic off, but he is too strong and continues his onslaught!
Siu Ann:
“Magic has completely snapped! He’s been unstable ever since Steph was kidnapped, but goodness gracious, he has totally lost it!”
Jackie:
“He should be permanently banned for this disgraceful display!”
The ref has no choice but to disqualify Magic!
DING DING DING!
Magic continues the onslaught and it is Mooncat who attempts to pull him off. She manages it, and the insane Magic looks at her, grabs her and sends her crashing to the mat with a huge, vicious, high impact urinage!
Siu Ann:
“Goodness gracious! Magic has completely lost it! Mooncat is supposed to be his team-mate!”
Maxx and Nova come steaming into the ring to restrain Magic, and the rest of WMBC look on happily as a groggy Eclipse drops his arm onto Mooncat for a cover.
1…
Siu Ann:
“Mooncat never even go into this match! Her teammate took her out! This is nothing but a shame!”
2…
Jackie:
“I think it’s pretty cool!”
3!
But was that a kickout?
DING DING DING!
Siu Ann:
“Mooncat kicked out!”
Jackie:
“It was after the bell!”
Siu Ann:
“I think that was too close to call!”
Jackie:
“Who cares? The bell’s been rung! Back to the kitchen Lezzy!”
Mooncat argues with the ref that she kicked out, but the ref is adamant that the kickout was after the bell. Meanwhile, as WMCB still watch on joyously, Novacaine and Maxx lay into Magic, culminating with Maxx hurling him out of the ring with a powerbomb to the mats outside!
Siu Ann:
“Goodness, goodness gracious! Did you see that powerbomb? Magic won’t be getting up for a week!”
Jackie:
“Now Nova and Maxx are pissed with Lez for getting pinned!”
The two men loom over Mooncat, who shows no fear, blocking a punch from Maxx. However, as she is set to retaliate, Novacaine cracks her from behind, right into Maxx’s arms. Maxx takes advantage and slams her down to the mat with a belly-to-belly suplex. From there, Nova unceremoniously tosses the Egyptian superstar over the top rope!
Siu Ann:
“Disgusting display by Novacaine and Maxx Pain! They brutalised both of their opponents! Now they are down to two men against What Money Can Buy!”
Jackie:
“They didn’t need that psycho or that bird anyway! They were just a liability!”
Siu Ann:
“What a way to talk about two of GZW’s greatest starts!”
Eclipse gets the tag to Big C, and Maxx exits, leaving Novacaine as the legal man. The two encircle on another, waiting for the other to make a move. After a collar and elbow tie up, it is Big C who gets the advantage with a headlock. Nova powers out with elbow to the gut, followed by a short clothesline. He then bounces off the ropes, and as Big C gets up, takes him back down with a flying cross body block. Relentlessly, he drops knees to Big C’s forehead.
Siu Ann:
“Goodness gracious! What a flurry of moves from Novacaine!”
As Big C struggles to get to his feet, clutching his head, Novacaine jumps onto the top turnbuckle, and leaps off immediately hitting a beautiful missile dropkick. Big C goes crashing to the floor like a felled Oak tree. However, when Nova leans over Big C to pick him up, he gets a thumb to the eye through the mask. Big C is up, and smashes Nova with a running clothesline that nearly flips him 360.
Siu Ann:
“What a clothesline from Big Country!”
Big C hoists up Nova into a Samoan Drop position…
Siu Ann:
“Now he could be going for the Country Valley Driver!” (DVD)
Big C does indeed go for the CVD, but Nova has the move scouted and twists out. After a knee to the gut, he has Big C pulled up into a piledriver position. From there, he cradles it, and leaps up cracking Big C’s skull right into the canvas!
Jackie:
“Bloody hell! What a counter!”
Siu Ann:
“I was gonna say ‘goodness gracious’ but that’ll do!”
Nova with the pin.
1…
2…
Siu Ann:
“With that Genocide piledriver, Novacaine has just taken out one of GZW’s oldest stars!”
3!
DING DING DING!
Seth looks incensed by his man’s loss, and quite happily gets in the ring, and clocks the ref with the suitcase!
Siu Ann:
“Goodness gracious! Did you see that? What blatant thuggery!”
Jackie:
“Wasn’t it great!”
Siu Ann:
“I’ve seen some things in my time, but that was a disgrace!”
Maxx steps over the top rope headed towards Seth, but Eclipse is there behind him with a steel chair after sliding underneath the bottom rope! CRACK! Maxx goes down after a massive chair shot to the back of the head. Nova turns round to get clocked by a chair wielded by Epic!
Siu Ann:
“I can’t believe what I’m seeing! WMCB knock out the ref so that they can decimate their opponents with steel chairs!”
Jackie:
“What Money Can Buy are the greatest tacticians in GZW… apart from maybe El Gambit!”
Seth unceremoniously rolls Maxx outside the ring, as Eclipse and Epic rain blow after blow to Novacaine’s head and back with the steel chairs.
Siu Ann:
“Someone stop this!”
The two thugs finally relent, and Seth revives the ref who obviously has a concussion and hardly knows where he is! Epic pins the bleeding and unconscious Novacaine.
Siu Ann:
“This is academic!”
(Slow count) 1…
2…
Siu Ann:
“Wait a second! Novacaine just put his leg on the bottom rope!”
Jackie:
“I don’t believe it!”
3!
The groggy ref didn’t see Nova’s leg on the ropes!
DING DING DING!
Siu Ann:
“After all that, Novacaine’s leg was on the bottom rope but the concussed ref didn’t see it!”
Jackie:
“Bloody hell! How is Novacaine alive after those blows, let alone conscious enough to put a foot on the ropes!”
Still half conscious, Nova is dragged to the back by the worried Seth. Meanwhile, Epic and Eclipse celebrate in the ring! What they don’t see is a recovered Maxx! Maxx grabs the back of Epic’s neck and hoists him over the top rope. Eclipse turns around to get a boot in the gut.
Siu Ann:
“Maxx is back!”
Maxx waists no time, and pulls up Eclipse into a…
Siu Ann:
“CareerEnder! (Last Ride) Maxx with a CareerEnder on Eclipse!”
1…
2…
Jackie:
“Can Maxx Pain really beat two men?”
3!
DING DING DING!
Siu Ann:
“Well he just beat one of them!”
Epic is back, and steams in towards Maxx, but Maxx spins around and grabs the MWCB member by the throat, and lifts him up for a huge chokeslam! He goes for the pin!
1…
Siu Ann:
“Huge chokeslam! Just like that, this match is over!”
2…
3!
DING DING DING!
Maxx gets up and holds his hands up high in the air!
Siu Ann:
“Impressive win for Maxx Pain! After everything that happened to his team, he still managed to… wait a minute!”
Jackie:
“Dice Morgan?”
Dice comes running from the back, and spears Maxx from behind! From there, he grabs his brother and hits the roll of the dice!
Siu Ann:
“Dice Morgan with a Gamble, his brutal finisher, on his own brother!”
Dice pins Maxx.
1…
Siu Ann:
“What’s going on?”
2…
Jackie:
“I think I know!”
3!
DING DING DING!
Siu Ann:
“You don’t mean?”
Jackie:
“Yes! Dice Morgan has joined What Money Can Buy, and just won this match for his stable!”
Siu Ann:
“Goodness gracious! Surely not?”
The recovered Epic and Eclipse congratulate Dice, as Big C, Seth and Manic come running from the back! ‘C.R.E.A.M’ by Wu Tang starts to play as WMCB’s victory is announced!
Siu Ann:
“I can’t believe a cheap victory like that can stand!”
Jackie:
“I was wrong! WMCB are even better tacticians than my man El Gambit!”
~~~
Commercial ~~~
Melvin: Welcome back to the special Sunday edition of Travesty. As always it is a pleasure to be here, and here with me is Norman McClain...the one and only folks..thank God..
Norman: What was that Buchanan?
Melvin: Nothing
Norman: Well since you won't tell me i will just have El Gambit to kick your ass when he gets out here.
Melvin: he first has to get past Desecrator
Norman: Don't worry about that
~~~
Light-heavyweight Title Match ~~~
~~~
‘El Gambit’ Santiago De Touwce V Desecrator ~~~
*"It's Been Awhile" by Staind hits on the pa and out comes the challenger Desecrator with Nicole holding on to his arm. They are met with a mixture of cheers and boo's from the crowd
.
Norman: These dumb fans need to make up their mind about whether to cheer him or not.
Melvin: Oh just shut up McClain
Norman: Make me.
*"Violent Mood Swings" by Stabbing Westwards hits on the pa and out comes the TV and Light-heavyweight champion...he has both titles on each of his shoulders. He stands at the entranceway looking at the crowd who is booing him.
Norman: These people don't know greatness if it was staring them in the face.
Melvin: Sit down McClain. Do not get overly excited.
*El Gambit walks slowly to the ring while showing off his titles to the crowd. He finally gets in and stands on the turnbuckle holding both titles in each hand. The Ref rings the bell.
Melvin: Well finally after and hour wait we are ready to get started.
Norman: there is no time limit on greatness.
Melvin: Anyway...we are ready to start the beatings.
*Gambit and Des circle each other before locking up...Gambit gets the upper hand and pushes Des down to the mat. Des gets up and runs at Gambit who takes him down with a drop toehold. He quickly gets up and gives Des. a elbow drop to the back of the head. He goes for the pin.
1
2 Des kicks out of the pin.
Melvin: You are not going to defeat anyone with an elbow to the back of the head... as a champion or should i say double champion should know that.
Norman: just be quite and watch the match.
*Gambit picks up Des but Des gives him an elbow to the mid section. Des sends Gambit into the ropes. He hits Gambit with a knee to the stomach and then hits a running neckbreaker.
Norman: i have to give it to Des that was a good move he did.
*Des picks up Gambit and sends him into the corner. He runs at Gambit who gives him a back elbow to the face. Gambit runs out and gives Des a clothesline and goes for the pin.
1.
Norman: Gambit almost decapitated Desecrator but will it be enough.
2.
3. NO! Des kicks out at the last minute.
Melvin: What determination is being shown by Desecrator.
*Gambit argues with the ref as Des gets up. Desecrator runs at Gambit and takes him down with a flying drop kick he picks him up and sends him into the corner, and hits him with a running clothesline.
Melvin: What a move by Desecrator.
*Gambit staggers out of the corner and Des sends him into the ropes… He puts him in a tilt-a-world position but he plants him down with a sitting tombstone.
Melvin: WOA! What a move! He calls that the Dark Days.
Norman: Well after that move Gambit will have a lot of dark days.
*Des goes for the pin.
1.
2.
3. No! Gambit kicks out at the last minute.
Melvin: this is going to be a battle to the finish.
Norman: I agree with you.
*Des goes up to and gets ready to perform the Bright Nights (Swanton bomb) He leaps off and comes crashing down to the mat.
Melvin: Well to bad that when he landed Gambit was not there.
*Gambit tries to get up and falls onto Des. He falls on him and pins him.
1.
2.
3.No! Des. kicks out at the last possible second.
Melvin: Well that has to piss off Gambit.
*Gambit picks up Des and puts him in a headlock. Des sends Gambit into the ropes, but on the way back Gambit hits him with a Tornado DDT, he quickly goes up to the top rope and comes crashing down with a moonsault. He goes for the pin
1.
Melvin: What showing by the champ.
2.
Norman: but it's not enough to put him away.
*Gambit shows off to the crowd, as they start to boo him. Des starts to get up. Gambit is still pre-occupied with the crowd when Des locks his arms around him and gives him a German suplex.
Melvin: What a mistake by the double champion, not one, not two, but three German suplexes by the challenger.
*Des. Picks up Gambit and gives him a headbutt to the head. Des goes up to the top rope and comes crashing down onto Gambit with a hard elbow drop. He goes for the pin.
1.
2.
Norman: No! Gambit kicked out at the last second.
*Gambit is slowly getting up as Des argues with the ref. Des turns around as Gambit hits him with a superkick.. He picks up Des and gives him a belly-to-belly suplex, he quickly climbs the turnbuckle and delivers the Gilbraltersault (Essa Rios’s moonsault), and he goes for the pin.
1.
2.
3. No! Gambit picks up Des.
Norman: guess he wants to dish out more punishment.
*Gambit lets Des head drop to the mat. He gets up and hits a running leg drop but Des moves out of the way. Des slowly makes his way to his feet. Gambit runs at Des. But Des ducks the clothesline and hits an under-arm neckbreaker (ala triple H.). Gambit and Des are both laid out and the ref starts to count.1....2.........3......................6......7...Des starts to get up...he crawls over and puts his arm across Gambit.
1.
2.Gambit kicks out at two...
Norman: I have to hand it to the two of them...they are dishing out the pain.
*Des. waits for Gambit to get up before hitting a superkick to the jaw. He picks up Gambit and sends him into the ropes, he goes for a back body drop but Gambit flips over and gives Des a low blow... Des falls to the mat
Melvin: He should be disqualified for that move.
Norman: I smell the end of this match.
*Gambit picks up Des but Des goes for a clothesline, but Gambit ducks and sets him up for Rock of Gibraltar. Des comes crashing down to the mat face first and Gambit goes for the pin.
1.
2.
3. ding ding ding.
Norman: I told you that Gambit would defeat the one know as Desecrator.
Melvin: Well i guess Desecrator was Desecrated tonight.
Norman: that’s true.
Melvin: Well that’s all for us… stay tuned for more Sunday Travesty.
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MAIN EVENT ~~~
~~~
World Heavyweight Title Match ~~~
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College Crew V Deacon Kane ~~~
Cascade: Who would have imagined, Cortez, that you and me would be commentating the main event on Travesty?
Cortez: I always knew I would Stupid Mark! I just thought I would have dropped you by the wayside before this day ever happened!
Cascade: The GZW Heavyweight Champion will take on two men, the College Crew of Suc Mi Phi. This is part of the open challenge Deacon made to anyone on the GZW roster earlier in the show!
Cortez: He is the biggest and most dominant physical force in the GZW! Look what he did to his big brother Nathaniel Davis on Manslaughter! The Entertainment Franchise may have his lights out, permanently!
Deacon Kane, GZW Heavyweight Championship belt draped over his shoulder, makes his way to the ring to the tune of “Hair of the Dog” by Nazareth. The fans boo the behemoth as he stomps his way down the rampway. He gets in the ring and roars like a beast waiting for his next meal.
Out come Rick Samson and Brent Wellington III. The two run down to the ring. Samson and BW3 slide into the ring and take the fight to the big man, swinging wild punches at the chest of Deacon. The Champ just simply grabs both of their heads and smashes them together.
Cascade: This is not going to be pretty!
Deacon lifts up Samson in a gorilla press slam and then drops him on his face. BW3 gets up slowly. Deacon runs at BW3 and nails a wicked clothesline that sends him flipping in the air.
Cascade: Simply monstrous!
Deacon lifts Samson back up and powerbombs him into the mat. Deacon picks up BW3 and chokeslams him onto Samson. With both College Crew stacked on top of one another, Deacon bounces off the ropes and crushes both with The End (big splash).
Cascade: That has to hurt!
Cortez: Break out the spatulas!
Deacon gets back up and makes an arrogant one-foot cover on both men.
1…2…
Cascade: Three! This won was over before it even began! Deacon Kane wanted to make a statement and boy did he ever!
Cortez: That’s it Stupid Mark? This was my big chance to get out of broadcasting house shows! It can’t be over yet! Get Deacon somebody else out here for him to brutalize! Somebody please!!
Cascade: On behalf of my crying broadcast partner, Albert Cortez, have a safe night and keep looking at the stars!!