Dark Matches

 

The camera pans into the outside of the GZW 2K1 Coliseum, which shows long lines of happy fans waiting to file into the building. Inside the Coliseum, people are filling into their seats while others are visiting the souvenir shops and food stores. The camera cuts to the ring area as the dark matches have been underway.

 

 

---GoldenEye vs. Big John---

Mark Cascade: This match will see the debut of GoldenEye taking on Big John!

Albert Cortez: GoldenEye? Sounds idiotic! This guy must think he’s James Bond or something!

Big John comes out to the semi packed crowd. He raises his arms, trying to get the fans to cheer for him. Big John slowly stumbles his way to the ring.

Cascade: Is Big John drunk? What a lazy worker! It's a total slap in the face to our sport!

Cortez: I agree Stupid Mark. I mean, I'm all for downing a few drinks at work, but come on! Look at him! The fans pay their hard earned money to be entertained, not watch him stumble, mumble and act like my drunk Uncle Herbert!

Albert Torres (ring announcer): From Minneapolis, Minnesota, standing 7 feet 4 inches and weighing in at 412 pounds, GoldenEye!

Cascade: This guy is freaking huge, Cortez! I heard he was a big time player in the UwU!

Cortez: He’ll fit right in with Maxx Pain, T-Rex, and Deacon Kane!

GoldenEye makes his way to the ring. The newcomer walks down the ramp as the fans anxiously see what he has to offer.

GE moves toward Big John. Big John stands toe to toe with GoldenEye. The ref calls for the start of the match. GE starts off with a flurry of right hands, hammering Big John.

Cascade: Big John is wobbling!

Cortez: Is it from the punches or the drinks he had earlier?

Irish whip by GE. Big John comes off the ropes. GE charges and levels him with a spear. GE gets on top of the fallen Big John and hammers him with right hands. GE lifts Big John back up to his feet. A DDT by Big John drops GE on his head. GoldenEye gets up to his feet after the DDT with a crazed look on his face.

Cascade: Uh oh, looks like GoldenEye is going psycho!

GoldenEye lifts up Big John. Scoop up by GE lifts Big John in the air, then GE sets John in a powerbomb position, then drops him down on the back of his head with the...

Cascade: GoldenBomb! (Running Jackknife powerbomb) This should do it!

Cortez: Of course it should! Big John’s record is like 0 and 100!

1…2…

Cascade: Three! GoldenEye wins in his GZW debut in convincing fashion!

Cortez: Albert Wuchie blindfolded could beat Big John!

 

---Derek Ashton vs. “Useless Package” Tex Uger---

 

Cascade: Up next we will see the Useless Package Tex Uger taking on a man who just literally came off the streets of Boston and is here tonight trying out for employment in the GZW!

Cortez: While the Useless Package’s got bad mic skills as well as bad ring skills, this Derek Ashton thinks he can just walk into this company and get a job!

The Useless Package, with his oiled up and greasy body, walks down to the ring, waving to the fans.

Cascade: Who’s he waving to? Does anyone really care about Uger?

The tryout Derek Ashton comes out to the ring. Ashton slides into the ring. Uger stands in front of his opponent and poses for him.

Cascade: What is he doing? Is he going to beat him by posing?

Cortez: Uger is doing what he does best, wasting TV time!

Ashton is not impressed by Uger’s physique. The tryout wrestler unloads a flurry of right hands to the head, rocking the head of Uger. Ashton with an Irish whip. Uger bounces off the ropes. Ashton charges and levels Uger with a clothesline that nearly beheads him. Ashton then lifts Uger back up to his feet. Ashton wrenches the arm of Uger, then nails him in the face with a hook kick.

Cascade: What a shot by Derek Ashton!

Cortez: He’s doing what a lot of wrestling fans want to do to Uger, hit him in his face!

Ashton lifts Uger back up, gets behind the Useless Package, hooks both his arms and drops Tex on the back of his head with a release tiger suplex.

Cascade: This Derek Ashton has some legitimate skills!

Cortez: I admit, for once Uger is actually doing a good job selling!

Cascade: I don’t think he’s "selling"; he’s really getting the crap beat out of him!

Ashton, bored of his lack of competition, lifts up Uger and lifts him up in a torture rack position. Ashton then twists Uger in midair and comes down with a…

Cascade: Torture rack into a Lyger bomb! It’s all academic!

 

Cortez: That’s Monarch’s Inverted Royal Bomb! What a thief!

Ashton helps up Uger, asking if he is all right. Uger pulls his arm away from Ashton, not wanting help from the amateur. Ashton simply shrugs his shoulders and exits the ring. The crowd boos Uger as he lifts his arms as if he won the match.

Cascade: Well, if Derek Ashton hasn’t proved to Ms. Kandi Fortune that he deserves a GZW contract, he has totally won me over!

 

Cortez: Like we really count around here, Stupid Mark!

 

Cascade: True, so true, Cortez! That’s why we are out of here to make room for Chris Kong to broadcast the next match!

 

---Axion vs. Supa Man---

Chris Kong: Hey GZW Fans we have a little Match here we have a New

Comer Axion facing Supa Man This looks to be a good match

{Supa Man is in the ring awaiting Axion to com to the ring then all of a sudden The Lights start to flicker off and On as “Dance With Death” Starts to play on The P.A. System as Pyro’s start to fall from the Top of the Zero-tron a loud “BANG” is heard through the Arena as Axion walks down on to the ramp way the crowd is silent but as he raise’s his middle finger to a man then seems to be booing him then crowd starts Booing as Axion reaches the middle of the ramp way he stops and Supa Man and Axion Stare down each other Supa Man. Axion runs to the ring and slides underneath the ropes Supa Man runs over to the side of the ring by Axion and Starts to stomp on his Back. The Bell Rings.}

Chris Kong: Looks like Supa Man has the Advantage so far in this match and he seems to have the crowd as well on his Shoulder. Supa Man picks up Axion and trys for a Suplex but Axion reverse’s it and throws Supa Man against the ropes

{Supa Man Bounces off the ropes Axion Try’s for a Lefthand Clothesline but Supa Man Ducks it and goes off the ropes Axion turns around and Receives a Jumping Body Splash from Supa Man, Supa Man keeps him down for the Count the ref counts

1……


KICKOUT!!!

Chris Kong: No Surprise there you can’t get a 6’6” man down that easy!

{Axion gets up only to receive a Super Kick from Supa Man Axion falls back down as Supa Man goes right for the Cover}

1….


2…….


{Axion throws Supa Man off him braking the count just in time, Axion gets up as Supa Man bounces off the ropes Axion then Spine busters Supa Man Supa Man is flattened in the middle of the ring., Axion looks frustrated}

Chris Kong: OUCH!!! That had to hurt Supa Man looks like a Pan Cake from That Spine Buster from Axion!

{Supa Man is beginning to get up but then Axion grabs him from his hair and throws him over the ropes to outside the ring The ref counts 1….2…..3…Supa Man Starts to get up as Axion leans against the ropes and waits for Supa Man 7….Supa Man gets back in the ring as Axion runs to him and Leg Drops him Supa Man falls on his stomach Supa Man gets to his knees but Axion starts to Stomp on him Axion then picks him up and DVD’s him Axion goes for the pin}

1…..

2…..

{Supa Man gets his foot on the ropes!!!}

Chris Kong: He’s Lucky!!!

{Axion Starts stomping on Supa Man he then puts him in a Strangle Hold}

Chris Kong: it look’s like he’s going to Tap!!

{Axion lets go of Supa Man, Supa Man then gets up and quickly DDT’s Axion, Supa Man picks up Axion and try’s for another DDT but Axion reverse’s it in to Stalling Brain Buster DDT}

Chris Kong: Axion is holding Supa Man up in the air like he weighs Nothing!!! Oh My it’s amazing Strength by Axion.

{Axion Drops Supa Man and goes for the Pin}

1…..

2……

3…..

Announcer:  Your Winner AXION!!!!

{Axion goes out to the announce table and take’s Chris Kong’s Chair Axion then rolls back in the ring as Supa Man gets him he Receives a huge Chair Shot to the head as his face busts open}

Chris Kong: MY GOODNESS!! AXION seem’s to have Broken Supa Man’s Nose Axion’s Crazy!!! The crowd is booing I can’t even hear myself think it’s so loud! And I have no Chair! That’s even worse.

{CMP’s come down and take Supa Man out as Refs retain Axion. Axion just walks backstage and smiles at the carnage he has caused}

Chris Kong: He’s a Sick Person!!!

 

 

 

---Final Words from a GZW legend (in and out of character)---

  Some of you may or may not know this, but what you are about to read is my last contribution to the Roleplaying side of the efed world. I started efedding back around May 2001, in my first fed, EWO. That is where I met a lot of you great people. To each and every one of you that has helped me along the way, I thank you, Tate, Nate, Mike, Mark, Sean, Elijah, Joe, Jack (I'm afraid I'm gonna forget someone here) uh...Ramon, Adam, Mark, every single person who I have been helped by or hopefully have helped in my efed career. I am sorry for being such a prick these last two months when I have done like nothing for GZW, and there is no way I could live with myself if I just let it go like this. Its people like Tate who have inspired me to do everything I have done in GZW and all the other feds I used to be in. And its no surprise that the only fed I stuck with in the long run, was GZW. I don't mean any disrespect to any other feds, but I feel GZW is just perfect:). I'm going to shut up now but I just want to say I hope everyone has enjoyed my time in GZW, EWO, etc and I hope I haven't been *that* annoying. A lot of people have said I have improved 110 % and I really hope I have. My final RP is not nescessarily my longest RP Ever, it came to about 1000 words, song lyrics not included, but I hope it shows what I can do, and have done. It is my specialty with my favourite character I have ever handled..."The Lone Gunman" John Taylor. I say specialty as its not a big flash 24/7 ring and adoring fans, its the self resenting John Taylor doing what he does best...complain!! LOL....this RP is kinda sad I geuss, if you have become attached to Taylor or something, but I haven't gone into detail and I couldn't see any other way of leaving GZW without having an excuse to come back;). I'd just like to tell you all that I still try to contribute to the efed world, by making free banners for any and all ewrestler...or anybody. I will not taint this moment or slap GZW in the face by giving the link here but get in contact with me if you are interested. I really hope you enjoy this RP, and I guess this is the end. Goodbye everybody, its been a load of fun!!! I will stay in contact and hope you all have even more fun. Peace-

~Charlie (AKA. CB) Former Handler of the Haires, Clancy Mc Clean, Jason Makavelli/Fubu, Helen, Reject and "Lone Gunman" John Taylor (I have had different characters in different feds but GZW is the only one that matters!!!)

 

"Never made it as a wise man
I couldn't cut it as a poor man stealin'
Tired of livin' like a blind man
I'm sick inside without a sense of feelin'
And this is how you remind me
This is how you remind me
Of what I really am
This is how you remind me
Of what I really am
It's not like you to say sorry
I was waiting on a different story
This time I'm mistaken
For handing you a heart worth breakin'
I've been wrong, I've been down
To the bottom of every bottle
Despite words in my head
Scream "Are we having fun yet?"
Yet?, Yet?, Yet?, no no"

 

{The scene fades in, with the camera blinking slowly, the focus coming more into view until an object can be made out-an object of evil, a figure of hate, a bringer of silence. This is a man known only to long time GZW Followers, a man who has recently seen his career slowly rot away like a wounded animal carcass in the plains of Africa. Each day that passes, another stab in the chest of past glory, a dig at past achievements and a pull of the plug of success. This man is an artist, about to paint his final picture, a storyteller, about to inscript his last words in the saga of GZW. John Taylor bows his head down, maybe in respect, maybe in shame, not wanting the world of GZW to see what was once a face of fear in the ranks of Ground Zero, but is now merely an insignificant nobody. Taylor does not seem like the gunman of old, no cocky sneer is present, no chest held high, or shiny piece of goldware over his shoulder. Replacing the prestigious light heavyweight championship is a blunt elbow on a cold shoulder. He breathes heavily, and still doesn't even glance up at the set. The camera zooms out gradually and we can see he is sitting on a Monday Night Manslaughter promotional folding chair. The chair, symbolising his whole career. Each leg is a passage in his story, from the 27th of August edition of Manslaughter when he first attained GZW gold, to when he defeated Sho Murakame one on one, to this moment, memories brought back in the blink of an eye, a twitch. Taylor looks up at the camera, his face covered in a ravaged beard, his eyes, withered and old, tired of holding so many secrets, tired of life. Taylor looks like a homeless man, he has really let himself go. Before opening his mouth, the mouth that has brought so much hate and anger, violence and destruction to GZW, he twitches, and begins to speak.}

"Why has it come to this? Why do I stand here in this miserable room amid some rotten furniture and a low paid cameraman, but why is it that I am the weakest link here, I am the insignificant, I am the lost lamb. Where is my shepherd? My shepherd was Tate Edmonson, the leader of the flock that was GZW, then it was John Profit in the totally different world of HKWF, then it was the unnamed GZE employees, trying to bring back the old John Taylor from the puddle of nothing I have become. But then it all comes together, these people are not shepherds, they are warlords, dictators, trying to make a tool out of me, trying to make me their "hired gun", their "secret weapon". Each man wants me for their army, GZW...HKWF, whatever, and next thing I am flavour of the month...but then the flavour turns sour when the new hired hitman comes into town, and the gunman gets left behind. Well I'm here now, do they want me? No, they don't. All these young fools, each with a different flavour, line up, like a shower of lemmings, all marching in single file to their demise, to be put in Tate's Toolbox, to be constantly screwed out of what should rightfully be theirs. But am I going to be the one to step in and help these plebeians? Why should I? I mean, they get all the TV Time, all the title shots, everything, they must learn it the hard way, just like I did. Young titlists like Desecrater, Jake Mackinnon and Adam Cage, all on top of the world with there pieces of gold, their 15 minutes of fame. But what happens when they lose it, what happens when the gold melts, their day in the sun is over, the gates of the garden of happiness are shut, and they are out in the cold. What good is a flashy nickname or entrance video then? Its' worth nothing then, the kid's little run o' fun slips away from under them and turns to a lifetime of living hell...GZW."

{Taylor grabs his patented gym bag from beside the chair, and sits down. The camera awaits to see what is inside...one of his trademark weapons? a title? a video? a book? The few seconds it takes for him to unzip the leather bag, seem like a lifetime, he reaches into his bag. He doesn't take out a weapon, a title, a video or a book...he takes out a bundle of papers. He raises it to the camera, not for one minute breaking the silence. On the front of the papers, reads in big black lettering "Ground Zero Enterprises Contract". He shifts through it, and the shocking reality comes to mind. This is Taylor's GZW Contract, his whole career rests inside these documents. Gunman places the papers on his lap, and reaches into the bag, and takes out a box of matches. He opens up the small cardboard box, as we hear pleas from the cameraman not to do anything rash. Faded across the screen flash some of Taylor's biggest matches and achievements, as the sick look on Taylor’s face, the Gunman of old, strikes the match. While still sitting, he calmly drops the lit match onto the documents that rest on his lap. The camera begins to blur, as we see the flame grow, still sitting calmly, Taylor twitches as if he is already gone, and in his body is the spirit of a demon, a monster. This twitch signals not only the end of a GZW Wrestler's contract, but the end...of a GZW Wrestler. The scene fuzzes out as the camera goes to static.}

 

 

 

 

Intro:

Tension is at an all-time high in the GZW. The surrounding presence of the enemy has weighed heavy on the superstars of GZW 2K1.

  

(Images of Deacon Kane chokeslamming Smooth Operator Billy Bond flashes, as an image of Len DuBray chained at the wrist to Firefly, throwing him over the top rope, dislocating Firefly’s shoulder, and the image of El Gambit coshing Pitfighter fades in and out.)



What chances will the superstars take to bring balance back to GroundZero Wrestling 2K1? Can they afford not to give it their all?



(The faces of T-Rex, Magic, Jason Makavelli, and the Fierys flash by quickly. The images of the Peacekeepers—Diamond Sledge, Firefly, Gideon, and Nathaniel Davis—soon follow.) 

 

 

The time is upon them to find out how high the stakes are. To what ends will they go to accomplish the task of harmonizing the scales. Now begins…

 

“Acceptable Risks”  

Pyro explodes from the entranceway stage and down the rampway as the Zero-tron springs to life with the letters “G-Z-W” swirling in and out. The heavy metal rift of “Awake” by Godsmack crashes the PA system. The camera pans the crowd as a sea of banners, signs, and posters flood the scene. The GZW fans are in a frenzy as they see themselves on the Zero-tron. A sign states, “Nothings better to bring 2002 in than a GroundZero Wrestling pay per view!!” Another sign reads, “I spent my inheritance to get tickets. Now that’s an Acceptable Risks!!”

 

The camera cuts down to the entranceway stage to the Host table. Seated at the table is not the normal GZW pay per view host, Kandi Fortune and Alexander Hunt, but the new team Memphis Pike and Holly Fortune. Pike is dressed in a black tuxedo and bowtie. His heavily greased hair is slicked back into a ponytail. Holly is dressed beautifully in a sequined black form fitting evening gown. Her brown hair is long and flowing over her shoulders. On the table in front of Holly is her notebook that has “GZW Notes” on the front in gold letters.

 

Pike: Welcome everyone to the GZW 2K1 Coliseum in downtown Atlanta, Georgia! I’m Memphis Pike and sitting beside me is the young lovely Holly Fortune!

 

Holly: Wasup, wrestling world!

 

Pike: Tonight we are hosting the mega-wrestling extravaganza called Acceptable Risks! A colossal pay per view event that is destined to usher in a New Year for GZW!

 

Holly:  On the eve of 2002, GZW is primed and ready to bring in the New Year with a big bang!

 

Pike: On tap we have some of the best matches! In a major Six Man Tag Team Elimination match, the Peacekeepers will continue their crusade of righting wrongs in the GZW by fighting What Money Can Buy!

 

Holly: I don’t think this feud will ever end, Memphis. Nathaniel Davis, Sho Murakame, and Gideon are hell bent on bringing Epic, Eclipse, Manic Depression to justice!

 

Pike: Speaking of hell bent feuds, Holly, tonight will witness the very last match between the longest running feud in GZW, as Sincere and T-Rex lockup in a Steel Cage Grudge match!

 

Holly: I’ve heard that the Booking Committee is worried about the way this feud has escalated in violence and so they have deemed it necessary to end it here tonight! But if anyone has been listening to Sincere on GZW Television, he has clearly stated that it will be a short hiatus between the two!

 

Pike: Alex Hunt didn’t coin Sincere as the professor of psychological warfare and mastermind of mindgames for nothing, Holly! You were talking about violence, Holly, well also tonight Magic and Monarch will lock horns in GZW’s most brutal match, the Last Man Standing match!

 

Holly: Well everyone knows where I stand on matches such as these! There is no place for that in the great sport of wrestling! My father and brothers as well as all the legends of the past didn’t work their asses off so that to brilliant wrestlers such as Magic and Monarch have to beat each others brains out to prove who was better!

 

Pike: Than the match for you, Holly, will be for the Extreme Championship. “Classic Rules” will govern this match!

 

Holly: Two men, Pitfighter and Adam Cage, have been sharing one title, the Extreme Championship, for the past several weeks. Tonight we will crown one Extreme Champ in ironically a fair and clean technical matchup!

 

Pike: Tonight’s main event will determine the true balance of power within the GZW as ½ President Tate “Troublesome” Edmonson and the returning “Smooth Operator” Billy Bond will wrestle against Intercontinental Champion “Living Legend” Pimp Bizkit and the Heavyweight Champion “The Wicked One” Deacon Kane! Of course Edmonson and Bond will be fighting to gain Tate sole presidency while the Bad Influence cronies look to keep John Profit in ironclad control!

 

Holly: To think this was all masterminded months ago by my sister, Kandi Fortune! All of this so she can become Director of All Wrestling Operations? Something just doesn’t make sense!

 

Pike: Well, Holly, hopefully by the end of the night all questions will be answered! Besides just these matches we have mentioned we have much more in store! Welcome again, wrestling world, to “Acceptable Risks”!!

 

 

---Arrival---

 

The camera opens up with John Profit arriving at the Coliseum. The dual President is walking down the hallway accompanied by Fox Giovianni. Suddenly…

Kandi: John! Why haven’t you returned any of my calls? I have some news for you!

Profit: I’ve been busy, Kandi. Anyway, can it wait until after tonight? After Deacon and Pimp solidify my position as the sole President of GZW…

Kandi: But John!

Profit: We will talk later.

On that note, Profit and Fox continue down the hallway.

---Host table---

 

Pike: Holly, seems like your sister had something urgent to tell Mr. Profit, but he seemed to preoccupied with tonight’s main event to even care!

 

Holly: Right now that is pretty much the only thing on my mind as well, Memphis! Tate and Smooth have to come through tonight in order to put that madman Profit and my evil sister Kandi out of GZW!

 

Pike: I’m getting word that we are ready to kick start Acceptable Risks with our first match! So we will now turn it over to the Friday Night Travesty team of Siu Ann Wong and Jackie Lee!

 

Holly: Take it away guys!

 

 

---Celestia “Mooncat” L’yark vs. Kombat---

 

As “Six Underground” by the Sneaker Pimps fades out, Siu Ann sits down at the commentator’s table, and puts on a headset.

 

Siu Ann Wong:

“Hello everyone and welcome to what could possibly be GZW’s biggest Pay Per View event ever: Acceptable Risks! I’m Siu Ann Wong, and we’re awaiting the entrance of my colour co-commentator Jackie Lee!”

 

“Debaser” by the Pixies hits the PA, and out comes a waving Jackie Lee. He’s wearing a pair of smart trousers and shoes… and the badly knitted jumper with the J on the front that Siu Ann knitted him for Christmas! This receives a cheap pop from the crowd. He heads down the aisle hitting low fives.

 

Siu Ann:

“As is the tradition here in GZW, every commentating team will get a match to commentate on at our Pay Per View. Jackie and myself have been assigned to this, our opening match. A match I am excited to see as it is Celestia L’yark’s official debut here in GZW!”

 

Jackie is at the table, and has his headset on as “Debaser” fades out.

 

Jackie:

“Conichuwa Siu Ann! Conichuwa wrestling fans!”

 

Siu Ann:

“It may be New Year Jackie, but you’re pushing it with two conichuwas!”

 

Jackie:

“I can’t believe that you and me have been put on the opening matchup! What an insult! How dare they do this to the best commentator… and you Siu Ann… in GZW history? Even worse, it’s some development wrestler against a bloody woman!”

 

Siu Ann:

“If you’re talking about Kombat and Celestia L’yark, they are both so much more than that! Kombat has a victory of Rebellion and is a master technician. Meanwhile, Celestia L’yark is an ex-HKWF light-heavyweight champion and has victories over El Gambit and Union Jack!”

 

Jackie:

“Ugh! I remember those days way back in HKWF… she didn’t deserve a single one of those victories, I tell you!”

 

Siu Ann:

“Hey Jackie! Nice jumper!”

 

The crowd let out another cheap pop, and Jackie puts his head in his hands.

 

Jackie:

“Thanks… I… um… really love it!”

 

Before any more inane Siu Ann and Jackie banter can be inflicted on the fans, “Welcome To Atlanta” by Ludacris and Jermaine Dupri hits the PA. After a few moments, Kombat comes out onto the zerotron to a cheer from the fans. No nonsense, he walks to the ring. However, he does look a little uneasy.

 

Siu Ann:

“Kombat has gone on record that he is uneasy wrestling a woman. I think his body language only confirms this!”

 

Jackie:

“As long as he gives Lezzy a beating that makes her go back to the kitchen, I’ll be a happy man!”

 

Siu Ann:

“So your supporting Kombat in this one just because Mooncat is a woman?”

 

Jackie:

“Yup!”

Kombat gets in the ring and starts to warm up. With a downward drumbeat, “The Private Psychedelic Reel” by the Chemical Brothers blasts over the PA. A smoke machine clouds up the entranceway. A figure in bright Arabic clothing slowly comes through the smoke. She comes to a stop, and draws her fingers across her throat like that of a cat. Slowly and gracefully she walks to the ring.

Siu Ann:

“Look! Celestia L’yark is pulling out the stops with her entrance!”

 

Jackie:

“Just like that idiot Peacekeeper Bug Boy!”

When Lez reaches the ring, she ascends a turnbuckle as the leaps off it with a cat like movement (looks like a frog splash) and lands on all fours: she nearly clears the whole ring! The crowd pop for her acrobatics. She rips her silken veil and headscarf off to reveal her shaved head. As Kombat looks on and continues to warm up, she takes off the rest of the Arabic clothing to reveal her (fake) leopard skin crop top and hot pants. 

Siu Ann:

“Looks like both Mooncat and Kombat are fired up for this one! Both making their Pay Per View debut here and wanting to impress!”

 

Jackie:

“Who cares? Both are crap, this match is gonna be awful, and I’m stuck here commentating on a match that I wouldn’t even inflict upon that idiot, the untalented one Dean Fisher!”

 

Mooncat and Kombat look to each other as the ref calls for the bell. Kombat walks towards Mooncat and offers a handshake. Mooncat is a little apprehensive.

 

Jackie:

“What a bad sport! Typical woman! Shake the man’s hand!”

 

Siu Ann:

“When you’ve been screwed as many times as Mooncat has, you’d be cautious!”

 

Mooncat, with a sour look on her face, finally takes Kombat’s handshake. They both move away, and nod politely to each other. They then begin to circle the ring waiting for each other to make the first move. Kombat, a full 7 inches taller than Lez, dwarfs her, but she shows no fear.

 

Jackie:

“What a pair of idiots! I’d have thought one of them would have used that handshake to their advantage!”

 

Siu Ann:

“Not everyone is a blatant opportunist like you!”

 

The two hook up. Kombat gets a side headlock, which Mooncat slips out of and locks on a hammerlock. Kombat reaches up and pulls Mooncat over with a snapmare into a rear chinlock. Lez gets out of it with a couple of elbows to the gut. She scrambles up and takes a martial arts stance. Kombat has an amateur wrestling style stance. Lez nods in respect to Kombat and smiles… he smiles back as they begin to circle one another once more.

 

Siu Ann:

“What a fast pace from these two talented athletes!”

 

Jackie:

“Just bloody smack her one, Kombat!”

 

Lez goes for Kombat, but he sidesteps her and locks her up in a full arm drag and twist. Lez flips over the lock and reverses the twist so that Kombat is flipped 360 degrees onto his back. Lez leans over him to follow up, but gets a double boot to the face that sends her flying. Both get up quickly, and Lez charges at Kombat. Kombat uses her momentum, and lifts Lez up high with hiptoss.

 

Siu Ann:

“Look at the skill!”

 

Jackie:

“Look at me yawn… bloody well hit her, Kombat!”

 

Lez gets up and looks annoyed with herself more than with Kombat. She strides towards Kombat, and they lock up. Kombat once again gets the advantage and gets a front facelock. He quickly spins around and grabs her arm taking her down with an armbar takedown. From there he tries to lock on a crossface, but Lez quickly places her leg on the bottom rope. The ref asks Kombat to relinquish the hold, which he quickly does.

 

Siu Ann:

“Lez is trying to grapple technically with Kombat, but I think he has more expertise in that area than her.”

 

Jackie:

“I still want him to smack her one… preferably right back to the kitchen!”

 

Siu Ann:

“If you haven’t got anything nice to say, shut up Jackie!”

 

 Almost immediately, they lock up again, and Kombat gets the better again, with a double leg takedown. He puts a leg inside hers, and spins around looking for a figure four, but Lez anticipates this and uses her free leg to kick his backside and send him crashing into the turnbuckles.

 

Siu Ann:

“No nonsense counter there from Celestia!”

 

Jackie:

“I have nothing nice to say, so I’m not gonna say anything.”

 

As Kombat staggers back, Lez flips to her feet, and quickly dropkicks Kombat in the back, sending him crashing into the turnbuckles again. Quick as a cat, she’s up again and as Kombat staggers back again, she grabs him in a reverse headlock and drops him with a reverse DDT! She quickly goes for the cover: rolling over his body, leaning backwards onto him, and hooking the inside leg.

 

Siu Ann:

“Three quick succession moves and a quick pin! Lez may well have Kombat here!”

 

1…

 

Jackie:

“Nah! She’s just a girl! Bet those moves didn’t even hurt!”

 

2…

Kickout!

 

Jackie:

“See!”

 

Lez, unperturbed, quickly continues the offence by pulling up Kombat, hitting a standing hurancanrana and then hooking both legs for another pin.

 

1…

 

Siu Ann:

“Look at this! Lez is going for another pin!”

 

Jackie:

“That won’t do anything!”

 

2…

 

 

 

Kickout!

 

Siu Ann:

“Close…”

 

Jackie:

“But no cigar!”

 

Lez stalks Kombat as he slowly gets to his feet. Once there, she gets behind him and locks on…

 

Siu Ann:

“The Catnap (Million Dollar Dream)! Mooncat with the Catnap!”

 

With the catnap cinched in, Lez is nodding as the fans cheer encouragement! She keeps the hold firmly in place as Kombat starts to fade. The ref pulls up his arm and drops it once: limp. He does it again: limp.

 

Siu Ann:

“If Kombat’s arm goes down a third time, the match is over!”

 

The ref pulls up Kombat’s arm and it drops… but suddenly, Kombat tenses it and it doesn’t hit his waist!

 

Jackie:

“Kombat is still in this thing! Go on Kombat! Clobber her!”

 

Upon seeing the ref shake his hands to say Kombat is still in it, Lez doesn’t hesitate, and drops Kombat with a Catnap Slam (Reverse X-Factor from a Catnap/ Million Dollar Dream setup).

 

Siu Ann:

“Catnap Slam! I’ve seen Lez pin a man from that move!”

 

Sure enough, Lez goes for the cover.

 

1…

 

 

2…

 

Jackie:

“Come on Kombat! Don’t get beaten by a woman!”

 

 

 

3… NO! Kombat rolls up his shoulder at the last millisecond.

 

Jackie:

“YES! Come on Kombat! Smack her one!”

 

Siu Ann:

“That was SO close!”

 

Lez can’t believe it! She looks distraught and heads to the ref to question the count. The ref is having none, and holds up two fingers. She turns back to Kombat, but he’s up and hits her with a big elbow to the top of the head. She staggers back, and Kombat delivers another bionic elbow. She staggers back again, and one final elbow to the top of the head sends her into the turnbuckles.

 

Jackie:

“That’s it Kombat! Smack the bitch up!”

 

Siu Ann:

“You should be fined and banned for making comments like that!”

 

Jackie:

“You should be fined and banned for having pornographic photos of Sho Murakame!”

 

Siu Ann:

“You gave them to me!”

 

As Siu Ann and Jackie bicker, Kombat has locked Lez into a tarantula! The ref counts, and Kombat releases on four. He quickly pulls up Lez and hits her with a scoop slam. He runs to the turnbuckle and ascends.

 

Siu Ann:

“Kombat back in control, but I’m not sure he’s made a right decision going for a high risk top rope move! Not really his style!”

 

Jackie:

“He’s about to put Lez away… so she can go back to the kitchen!”

 

Kombat flies off the top rope with a senton bomb, but Lez moves out of the way and all he hits is mat.

 

Siu Ann:

“Kombat went for the Death From Above, better known as the Fairplay Splash or Napalm Bomb.”

 

Jackie:

“But he hit nothing but mat! Damn! Damn! Damn!”

 

Lez gets to her feet and hits Kombat with three successive Egyptian (European) Uppercuts. Kombat stumbles into the turnbuckles, and Lez hits one more Egyptian Uppercut. From there, she lifts him so that he is sat on the top turnbuckle.

 

Siu Ann:

“Looks like Lez is going to go for a top rope hurancanrana!”

 

Lez jumps up, but Kombat pushes her off and she goes crashing to the mats below. Kombat thinks twice about high risk, and jumps off the buckles. He heads straight to Lez, and steps in between her legs and locks on…

 

Siu Ann:

“A figure four leglock! Kombat could get the submission victory right here!”

 

Jackie:

“Give up Lezzy! Kombat’s got you beat!”

 

Lez is crying out in pain as the ref asks her if she gives up. She shakes her head. This goes on for about half a minute, but then Lez, with a look of determination on her face starts to try and turn the move over.

 

Siu Ann:

“If the move is turned over, the pressure goes upon the other wrestler! It’ll be Kombat that will feel the pressure on his legs!”

 

Lez is putting every ounce of strength into powering out, and Kombat, his teeth gritted, is putting every ounce of his strength into stopping her. Slowly but surely, she powers against him, but suddenly, his strength is too much and he reverses her right back onto the mat.

 

Jackie:

“Give up Lezzy! You can’t match a man in a test of strength!” (OOC: If you’ve read Have a Nice Day by Mick Foley, you’ll know that this is actually untrue. Foley actually states that Chyna can bench press much heavier weights than he can!)

 

Lez screams out in pain once more, and tries again to push against the hold. Kombat grits his teeth, and tries to stop her. Slowly but surely, she powers against him, until…

 

Siu Ann:

“Lez did it! She reversed the hold!”

 

With a look of frustration, Kombat reaches out and grabs the bottom ropes that he was very near to. The ref breaks up the hold. Kombat easily gets back to his feet, but Lez is in obvious pain. Kombat stalks his opponent, as she struggles to get to her feet.

 

Siu Ann:

“Kombat looking for the kill here!”

 

Indeed he is! As the wobbly Mooncat gets to her feet, Kombat sidesteps in and hits a huge sidekick to the side of the head!

 

Jackie:

“Wow! That’s gotta hurt!”

 

Siu Ann:

“I agree: owy, owy, ow!”

 

Kombat goes for the pin.

 

1…

 

 

Siu Ann:

“I think this one is over!”

 

2…

 

 

 

 

Mooncat’s leg is on the ropes! The ref breaks the count.

 

Jackie:

“She’s a coward! She couldn’t kick out, so she put her foot on the ropes!”

 

Siu Ann:

“That’s sound tactics, not cowardice!”

 

Kombat looks frustrated! He grabs Lez by the arm and drags her into the centre of the ring for another pin.

 

1…

 

 

 

Siu Ann:

“I think he’s got it now!”

 

2…

 

 

 

 

Kickout at the last moment!

 

Jackie:

“I don’t believe it! A woman kicked out of a superkick!”

 

Siu Ann:

“She did have some recuperation time!”

 

Kombat looks on in disbelief! He pulls up Mooncat, and Irish whips her. As he goes for a clothesline, she anticipates it and uses the momentum to spin around him and drop him with a high impact DDT (think the Rock).

 

Siu Ann:

“Did you see that Swinging DDT? She calls that the Dark Side of the Moon!”

 

Jackie:

“Get up Kombat!”

 

Mooncat climbs the turnbuckles, but it is slow due to the effects of the figure four. She symbolises a claw across her throat and leaps off the top rope with a Catsplash (5 Star Frog) that clears over half the ring, but…

 

Siu Ann:

“She took too much time! Kombat rolls out the way of the Catsplash!”

 

Jackie:

“Go Kombat! Finish her!”

 

Kombat takes advantage and locks on…

 

Jackie:

“Mortal Kombat! Mortal Kombat (STF)!”

 

Mooncat however, can see the ropes in sight, and in obvious pain, claws her way to them.

 

Siu Ann:

“Can Mooncat get to the ropes before the pain is too much! Remember, this move has been used by Sho Murakame to put away Union Jack in the past!”

 

Mooncat bravely drags herself to the ropes and finally gets her free hand onto it. The ref calls for the hold to be let go, and Kombat does so fairly, but he looks frustrated. Mooncat meanwhile is on the floor clutching her leg.

 

Siu Ann:

“She may not have submitted, but the damage has been done to Lez! A figure four and a Mortal Kombat! Her legs must be like jelly!”

 

Jackie:

“And when you’re talentless and rely on high flying moves like Lezzy does, you’re in trouble!”

 

Kombat pulls up Lez, and sends her into the turnbuckles with an Irish whip. The running obviously hurts her legs, and she slumps into the corner. Kombat runs in going for a spear in the corner, but Lez quickly regains her senses, and lifts her legs above his head so that the spear hits the iron ring post!

 

Siu Ann:

“Owy, owy, ow! Terrible mistake by Kombat.”

 

Sat on the top rope, Lez grabs Kombat as he staggers back, and spins around his body dropping him with a tornado DDT.

 

Siu Ann:

“Goodness gracious! Back from the dead, a tornado DDT from Mooncat!”

 

Jackie:

“Oh no!”

 

Lez quickly reascends the top rope, and jumps off hitting a top rope leg drop.

 

Siu Ann:

“Final Kool Off! Luke Laverne’s old finisher!”

 

Lez, her leg across Kombat’s throat after the legdrop, grabs both of Kombat’s legs for an unorthodox pin.

 

1…

 

 

 

Jackie:

“No! Kick out Kombat! You’re gonna get your ass kicked by a woman!”

 

2…

 

Siu Ann:

“I don’t think that even Deacon Kane would kick out of a top rope legdrop!”

 

 

 

3!

DING! DING! DING!

 

Siu Ann:

“Just like that, with her ex-boyfriend’s finishing manoeuvre, Celestia L’yark gains her first victory in GZW! And what a hard fought match it was! All due respect goes out to Kombat in this one!”

 

Jackie:

“I can’t believe that Kombat got beat by a girl! What a wuss!”

 

Siu Ann:

“Shut up Jackie! How dare you disrespect either of these great competitors that put on such an amazing match for the fans?!?!”

 

Lez helps Kombat to his feet, and offers a handshake. Kombat, obviously disappointed, takes a few seconds, but then takes the handshake! As “The Private Psychedelic Reel” plays, both competitors head to the back together hitting low fives for the fans.

 

Siu Ann:

“Look at that amazing show of sportsmanship from both Celestia and Eric! What great role models they are for the young people watching!”

 

Jackie:

“Excuse me while I yack my guts up! What a sickening display!”

 

Siu Ann:

“Well that’s our match Jackie! Thanks to you fans out there for having us, and enjoy the rest of Acceptable Risks! I’m Siu Ann Wong, he’s Jackie Lee, and from both of us…”

 

Jackie:

“Sayonara!”

 

Siu Ann:

“I was going to say goodbye, but that’ll do!”

 

 

---Maxx Pain---

 

"My Way" hits on the pa and out comes Maxx Pain...he is coming down to the ring on a red motor cycle..with "Main Event Careerkiller" written in black on the sides of the bike...his shirt says the same thing....Pyro shoots off as he steps over the top rope...he gets on the mic and start talking...

 

 

Maxx: Well fans i want you all to say good bye to the man know as Rebellion because tonight will be the last time that you will see his punk ass...you see Rebellion you come out here and you want to tell everyone about your history as a hooker...the fact of the matter is this...noone gives a damn about your life as daddy's little hoe..

 

You see your downfall as a rebel will come to an end tonight...you are on a downward spirrow to hell and the man that is going to send you there is the  man that is know as the Careerkiller...the man that is now know as the Main Event..the man that is going to show your punk ass the Real meaning of the word Pain and that is me Maxx Pain...

 

You see you better take a good look at the name on my motorcycle..i want you to take a picture of that name and i want you to remember it so that when you are old and decreped you can tell your damn grandchildren that "this is the man who ended my wrestling career"...you see tonight i did not come out here to talk...i came out here to send a message and the damn message is this....your poor useless pathetic punk ass Career will come to an end later on tonight and you know that your downfall came at the hands of one Maxx Pain and once its all said and done i will be the victor and you will have nothing but a loss in your damn records and beside it will say..."Career ended by Maxx Pain"....Rebellion i want you to do something before you come out here....i want you to go back in the gzw vault and get out the onld tape of HeatWave of August 5,2001 and i want you to fast forward to the match i had with Gangzta....i want you to watch his last match because i am going to do to you what i did to him and that is.....END YOUR DAMN CAREER!

 

Maxx flips backwards over the ropes(ie kane and undertaker style) as the fans give him a mixed reaction..

 

 

 

---Host Table---

 

Pike: Is it me, Holly, or is Maxx Pain the most crybaby-ish wrestler in GZW?

 

Holly: I think you’re right, Memphis!

 

Pike: Well, Maxx Pain will get his shot later in the show against Rebellion, but up next will be a strange match between the ex-LightHeavyweight Champion Desecrator versus an as of lately quiet Union Jack!

 

Holly: What is stranger is the duo who will be calling this match! Will and Dean “Multi-Talented One” Fisher! Talk about your odd couple!

 

 

 

---First to Two Falls Match: No Disqualification No Countout Dumpster Match: Desecrator vs. “The Menace” Union Jack---

 

Will: Hey evewybody, and wewcome to the GZW pay per view extravaganza!

 

Dean: yea and this will be a Dumpster match! surely we should be seeing the lights of Diamond Sledge in this kind of match! afterall he lived in a dumpster for quite a while!

 

Will: weww I guess this just our run of the miww kind of match up here, afteraww these two don’t reawwy have a mounted rivawry! and anyhow the first fall is an everyday pinfall.

 

Dean: yea but Union Jack is quite obviously the fravourite in this match!, afterall did you see that classic HKWF match, between Union Jack, and Firefly on MNM, that was ace! WOOOOO HOOOOO he beat Bug boy too...... makes it so  much sweeter!

 

Will: I wiww go ahead and agwee with you on the fact that UJ is the frav as he is an ex HKWF champion, and he has the most experience of the two, but don’t count out James the Desecrator!

 

Dean: why not? he even lost the Lightheavy weight title to that nobody German geek Jake Maspinnon, or something like that!

 

Will: thats Mackinnon, and lets face facts here, UJ hasn’t been exactwy on a roww as of wate, afteraww he wost to Maxx Pain the other week! I give Maxx aww the credit in the world, and he is certainwy pwoving himself here in GZW, but it was an upset!

 

Dean: UPSET?........ it was a fluke! that’s all it was, and trust me Union Jack is irrate at that, and i’m sure that he’ww make Desecrator pay during this match!

 

Will: weww we’ww get to see for oursewves any minute now

 

(“Breathe” by Prodigy begins to play on the PA system, Union Jack emerges in his custom Union Jack attire, he struts his way down to the ring, and as he does, the fans BOO and shower the man with plastic cups full of radomary liquids. UJ enters the ring, surrounded by insane booing fans, as UJ gets up on the top ropes, and flicks V’s at the crowd, before flexing his muscles to the drowd, and stepping down)

 

Dean: look how great the man from Wigan looks, he’s in great shape, and it’s time for some Desecrator meat to get butchered!

 

(“Its Been Awhile”, by Staind begins to play on the PA system, Desecrator comes sprinting out from the backstage area ready to get him some of Union Jack, but stops as he sees Union Jack go to the ropes, to attempt to take advantage of Desecrator as soon as he enters the ring)

 

Dean: here’s MEAT!

 

Will: MEAT?.... why meat?

 

Dean: well he’s about to be butchered by Union Jack, so whats more fitting than to call him Meat? hey how about Meaty J “Desecrator” for a name?

 

Will: I don’t think Desecrator would like that name to much, but i’m sure he’ll take it in good spirit, as he seems like a nice enough man

 

Dean: yea those spirits I had earlier on were good!

 

(Desecrator walks around the ring, as Union Jack continues to stalk him in the ring, Desecrator attempts to enter the ring, but UJ kicks the bottom rope, in order to keep Desecrator)

 

Will: come on wet the man, in, and wets have a fair fight!

 

Dean: I think the butcher wants some MEAT..... hehe!

 

(Des attempts to enter the ring again, and once again UJ kicks the bottom rope, but this time Des catches UJ’s foot, and pulls him out of the ring, and attempts a right jab, but UJ blocks it, andsends a knee to the stomach of Des, and whips him into the steal ropes)

 

Will: UJ come on the match hasn’t even started yet!

 

Dean: why wait for the bell when you can have an early advantage? pritty much like what UJ has now, now that British Wiganer is smart!

 

(The referee now exits the ring, and trys to talk UJ into the ring, but UJ just shove him out of his way as he walks over to Desecrator and mounts some punches in on Desecrator, as the referee continues to try and get UJ in the ring)

 

Will: why doesn’t UJ just pwove that he’s the man in the wing!

 

Dean: He aint the man tho....... he’s the butcher!

 

(eventually UJ stops the mounted punches, and rolls Des into the ring. UJ turns to the referee and just snarls at him, before walking up the steal steps and entering via the middle ropes)

 

Will: can we finawwy get this thing rowwing now they are both in the wing

 

(the referee follows UJ, after UJ has entered the ring, and as referee Adam Lowe enters the ring, he calls for the bell to begin the match)

 

DING DING!

 

Dean: I guess we can get it rolling!

 

(Des is up on all fours, trying to get some air, and UJ spots this, and kicks him in his stomach sending Des tumbling, across the ring to the far corner, were des attempts to get to his feet with help via the ropes)

 

Dean: look at MEAT! having to use the ropes already how pathetic, how unathletic, how SAD!

 

Will: weww if UJ attacked you so viciouswy before a match, then you wouwd be worst for ware than Des is wight now!

 

(UJ like a true veteran, sees that the early momentum, and offense has Des realing, he charges in towards the turnbuckle)

 

Dean: full steam ahaead!

 

(Des dives out of the way)

 

(“WHAM” UJ hits the turnbuckle, and Des takes advantage, with quick roll up)

 

ONE.......

 

Will: I guess the train was de-railed!

 

TWO........

 

Dean: haha!

 

(Kickout)

 

Dean: UJ isn’t defaeted that easiwy

 

(Des is already up, and pulls UJ up by his long black hair, but recieves a shot below the belt, and Des’s legs shut a little)

 

Dean: a late crimbo pressie from UJ for Des their!

 

Will: and one I imagine that he didn’t want!

 

(UJ, gets to his feet, and wraps his arms around Des’s waist before driving his back into the turnbuckle)

 

Dean: I guess in the wrestling world it reawwy is better to give than to receive... anyway Wiww what did Santa bring you?

 

Will: the usuall..... socks, and undies, anyway lets get back to the match!

 

Dean: weww we can aww awready see he didn’t  get you a sense of humour!

 

(UJ pulls Desecrator out from the turnbuckle, and UJ sets the man being refered to as MEAT, between his legs)

 

Dean: Des getting an eye to eye view of some real MEAT!

 

Will: wiww you quit it Dean?

 

(Des starts to fight back on Union Jack, with a flurry of punches to the tub of Union Jack, that knock UJ off his rhythm, and UJ releases Des from the clutches of his thighs. Des bounces off the ropes, and gets a grip of UJ’s head looking for a Bulldog, but UJ uses Des’s own momentum, to push him of like a fly being swoted, that takes Des to the outiside, were Des has a massive collision with the security rail)

 

Dean: OOOOOUCH! I think Des has sent the security rail back a foot or two!

 

Will: Des just wooks wike pure deadbree now!

 

Dean: yea UJ just threw him out like the fat from bacon!

 

(the ref trys to hold back UJ, from continueing this onslaught, but UJ, just pushes the ref to the ground, as he makes his way to the outside were Des lays)

 

Will: UJ nooooo, this kid has a bwight future ahead of him!

 

(UJ, picks Des up in a bearhug position, and he runs raming Des’s back into the steal ringpost)

 

Dean: not any more! mwahahaha

 

(UJ, begins to taunt the crowd, and he flicks a few V’s at them before he looks up the rampway, he points up there, and nods his head as to say “yes”)

 

Will: what now

 

(UJ, walks up the rampway, kicking signs out of the way, as he continues hi way up the rampway, and he disapears into the backstage. Meanwhile Des is crawling towards the rampway, and is now using the apron side to help him get to his feet)

 

Dean: were has UJ gone?

 

(a dumpster suddenly comes from the backstage area, as it is wheeled out UJ can be seen pushing it out, and he stops at the top of the rampway with it)

 

Will: OH MY....... I awmost forgot this is a dumpster match!

 

Dean: yea well its time for Des to be put in there like the piece of trash he is.... MEAT waste to be completely correct!

 

(UJ looks down the ramp, to see Des directly were the rampway ends, a sickening smile comes across his face, as the fans begin to boo, as they seem to be able to know what he’s thinking)

 

Will: nooooooooo UJ nooooooooo don’t do it!

 

Dean: yessssss UJ do it, come on. make a chicken sandwich for me the “Multi-talented one”

 

(UJ, begins to push to the dumpster, and as it gets  on the rampway the dumpster begins to roll itself)

 

Will: I can’t bewieve what we are seeing here!

 

Dean: neither do I but it’s ace!

 

(the Dumpster continues to build momentum as it rolls down the rampway, and is crashing into the ring. Des jumps at the very last second, and rolls into the ring)

 

Will: we almost had a Des sandwich there!

 

Dean: I know and the ring was mioved back a few inches!

 

(Seeing that Des  had just dodged the bullet, UJ, sprints to the ring, and sends him to the turnbuckle with a flurry of rights. UJ whips Des, but Des reverse it and UJ gets whiped into the far turnbuckle, Des bounces offthe ropes, and takes UJ down with a flying head scissors, and UJ seemingly flys acroos the ring, and exits under the bottom rope)

 

Will: UJ wooking for the cheap way out!

 

Dean: nah, he just needs a breather!

 

Will: it’s Des who should be taking a breather, he’s been manhandle by UJ so far.....

 

(Des again bounces off the far ropes, and dives over the top rope, seemingly going for a sicide dive, but in mid air, he grabs hold of UJ’s head, and hits him with a blockbuster (a la Buff Bagwell), through the German announce table)

 

Will: whoa!! I don’t bewieve this, not one bit, Des with an absolutely outstanding death defying maneuver, that has completely taken out UJ, and the German announce team

 

Dean: with any look it’ll stop them saying JA, and Danke all the time!

 

(the referee begins to count as both men lay on the cold floor, as Blood begins to pour from the forehead of Union Jack)

 

ONE.....

 

TWO......

 

THREE....

 

FOUR.....

 

Will: I think they might be out for a week after that!

 

FIVE.....

 

SIX.......

 

SEVEN.....

 

Dean:  UJ has began to stir!

 

EIGHT:

 

Will: so is Des

 

NINE........

 

Dean: their both on one knee.....

 

TEN........

 

Will: no their both up!

 

(Des kicks UJ, in the Mid section, and goes for a stunner, but UJ lifts Des out of delivering the maneuver, as he does Des glides over the top of UJ, and the Butcher with a reverse DDT counter)

 

Will: a very nice sequence there!

 

Dean: I can’t bewieve UJ has let this imbasil back into the match1 I thought he had more brains than that!

 

Will: easier said than done!

 

(Des picksup UJ and lies him over the security rail, UJ’s head dangles over in the crowd area. Des jumps up on the security rail, and hits a leg drop on the back of the neck of UJ, that sends him into the crowd, as the fgans begin to chant “GZW, GZW, GZW”)

 

Will: Whoa, this match is compwetewy exceeding aww my expectations,!

 

Dean: you’re telling me!, I thought this would have been no problem for UJ!

 

(Des is quickly up to his feet, and he grabs a handful of UJ’s hair and sends him back over the security rail, with fans pating Des on his back)

 

Dean: I can’t believe some of these fans, they have been taking the advantage of UJ being in the crowd to beat up on him!

 

Will: the fans did nothing of the sort!

 

(Des rolls UJ, back inot the ring, and Des follows through the middle rope but waits by the ropes, as UJ gets on all fours)

 

Dean: whats that evil MEAT boy up too?

 

(Des, runs and jumps hooking UJ’s waist as he does, a rolly-polly type move into a pinfall attempt)

 

ONE.......

 

Will: whoa nice move by Des!

 

TWO.......

 

Dean: It can’t be?

 

THREE..........

 

(Kickout)

 

Dean: phew! I never ever doubted UJ!

 

(Des runs to the ropes, and jumps and springs off the top rope, only to be caught in UJ’s arms, and he counters into a.......)

 

Dean: Jackhammer!

 

(UJ hooks Des’s leg)

 

ONE......

 

Will: surewy there’ww be no way out for Des out of this

 

TWO........

 

Dean: never a doubt!

 

THREE........

 

(Ding, Ding)

 

Dean: WOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO UJ’s won!

 

Will: actuawwy if you wead the wuwes of this match, then you’ww reawise that he must now get Des into the Dumpster!

 

Dean: grrrrrr this is unfair!

 

Will: it’s the same for both men!

 

Dean: and why is the referee holding UJ back now?

 

Will: weww theres a westing spot of 30 seconds just wike there was in the UJ vs Firefwy match cwassic in HKWF!

 

Dean: it’s stiww unfair!

 

(Des is up to his feet, as the referee signals for the next falls to be counted, and the bell rings, to signal for it)

 

DING, DING

 

Dean: We are off again!

 

Will: weww with aww the action in the first faww how the heww it wiww continue to be so I don’t know!

 

Dean: anyway what happens now?

 

Will: weww Desecrator is going for a pinfall, and UJ is trying to end it by putting Des in the dumpster match!

 

Dean: ah okay!

 

(Des, and UJ stair at each other, and UJ begins to laugh, and signals for Des to turn around. Des does turn around, to see the dumpster lid fly open, and from there appears El Gambit)

 

Will: El Gambit the rotten no good man from Gibralter!

 

Dean: WOW, another gweat master plan by UJ

 

(UJ, now takes advantage of Des being distracted, by laying in a few clubs to the back of Des, knocking Des to the floor, and then UJ begins to stomp)

 

Will: noooooo this isn’t wight stop the match ref!

 

Dean: he can’t it’s no DQ!

 

Will: this just isn’t wight!

 

Dean: maybe, but it’s damn good fun to watch!

 

(Mooncat now begins to run down the rampway, as El Gambit steps through the middle rope, and UJ is trying to tell him, as he picks up Des)

 

Dean: behind you!!!!!

 

(El Gambit just shrugs his shoulders, and picks his cosh out of his pants, and swings for Des’s head, but Des ducks, and the British Butcher gets clobbered with EL G’s cosh splitting another cut above his left eyebrow, and the blood runs down UJ’s face, as Des falls on top of UJ for the cover)

 

Will: I think UJ just got his just desserts!

 

ONE.......

 

Dean: no that isn’t right!

 

TWO......

 

(El G’s is just about to break up the count...... when all of a sudden his legs get taken from beneath him by Mooncat, and he looks at her on the outside as if he has seen a goast, and runs through the crowd with Mooncat hot on his heels)

 

THREE........

 

(Ding, Ding)

 

Will: down to the wast faww now, it’s come down to a pwain owd Dumpster match can you beweive the action that this match has caused awready tonight?

 

Dean: and Gambit is up later on!

 

Will: yea defending his tewevision titwe against Jake Mackinnon the wight heavyweight champion in a titwe vs titwe match up.

 

(the rest period is over, and the referee calls for the bell to begin the decider in the match, both men at separate sides of the ring both using the ropes to help them stand. UJ is at the side were the dumpster is, and Des is at the side nearest the commentators)

 

Dean: comeon UJ the final hurdle in this match is now!

 

Will: this match wooks wike one heww of a potentiaw wivawry that reminds me a heww of a wot of the UJ vs Firefwy cwassics!

 

Dean: yea and again UJ is obviouswy better!

 

(the two men just stair at each other, before charging at each other simultaneously, and Jack gets the advantage with a big boot, knocking down Des!)

 

Dean: ahahaha Des just ran right into that!

 

(UJ picks up Des, and places him between his legs, and pulls him near to the ropes, and picks him up looking for a powerbomb into the dumpster)

 

Will: No Jack don’t do that! you couwd bweak the man in half with that move!

 

Dean: I know

 

(UJ goes to pick up a battered Des, but Des hooks his leg behind UJ’s blocking him being picked up, Uj try’s again, but to the same situation. UJ, lays in a few forearms to the back of Des, and trys yet again, only to be blocked again. Des now goes for a backbody drop into the dumpster, and UJ goes over, but lands on the apron on the outside of the ring, and turns to face Des’s back. UJ reaches over the ropes, and wraps his arms around Des’s waist, and hits a GERMAN SUPLEX INTO THE DUMPSTER)

 

Will: WOW!

 

Dean: MOTHER.......... WHAT?

 

(The camera zooms into the dumpster and can see both men lying at the bottom of the dumpster motionless, as the referee with the crowd, commentators, and everybody else waiting in anticipation)

 

Will: I think we need to caww the EMT’s!

 

Dean: for once I agree with you Will!

 

(there is hardly any movement for the next what seems like an age, untill eventually some hands are seen on top of the dumpster, and out of the dumpster comes UJ)

 

Dean: WOOO HOOOOOOO that’s UJ won right?

 

Will: No he needs to shut the lid!

 

(UJ starts to crawl around to were he can close the lid!)

 

Dean: I think we’ll be cawwing it a day, and neither of them wiww ever be the same after this! surewy!

 

Will: I’m afraid you’re proburbly right Dean!

 

(UJ is up on on knee, and as that happens another pair of hands are seen on top of the dumpster)

 

Will: thats Des’s hands! It’s a wace now! but surewy this can’t go on much longer

 

Dean: for gods sake even I have to admire Des’s spirit here! I never thought this match would end up being so great this could go down in the GZW history books!

 

(Uj is up on both feet, now as Des’s bloodily head pops out of the dumpster)

 

Will: god damn I can’t bewieve this match can go on wonger at aww! both men have given there aww surewy they want to get out alive!

 

Dean: damn Des I can’t beleive he’s even thinking about continuing, but then again neither canI with UJ.

 

Will: nothing is worth this much! and it’s not even for a title!

 

Dean: nor was it a pure hatred!

 

Will: you see what wespect can do to a man!

 

Dean: both men are a bloody mess, and this match has got to be right up there!

 

(UJ shuts the dumpster door, but Des is out just in time, and the door slams on Des’s legs)

 

Will: It will continue as well OH MY........

 

Dean: UJ has got to stil win though!

 

(Des’s scrapes his legs out of the dumpster, and crawls over the dumpster lid, and grabs the long black bloody hair of the butcher, and pulls him up onto the dumpster)

 

Will: both men are standing on top of the dumpster!..... and I just can’t beweive either men are stiww standing

 

Dean: I’m lost for words!

 

Will: and there’s a first for everything!

 

(Des throws a right and connects, UJ throws a left and connects, both men stumble, Des throws another right, and this time it’s blocked by UJ, and followed up with a headbutt that knocks Des through the middle ropes)

 

Will: god have mercy on these two!

 

Dean: looks like UJ’s a cert now!

 

(UJ flicks over the dumpster lid, and then kicks Des in the mid section, and then looking for another Jackhammer)

 

Will: NOOOOO don’t tell me a JACKHAMMER INTO THE DUMPSTER!

 

Dean: I’ll have seen it all

 

(UJ goes for the jackhammer but Des blocks it, UJ lets it go and pounds twice on Des’s back, and attempts to go for it again, but is again blocked)

 

Will: this is sheer determination driving these two now!

 

Dean: it has to be!

 

(UJ, again lets go of the jackhammer set up but this time Des goes for a kick, that is caught bu UJ, and then Des hits an enziguri knocking UJ into the dumpster)

 

Will: WOW!

 

Dean: Des, could he pull the upset now?

 

(Des falls out ofthe ring, and begins to crawl bit by bit, to the otherside of the dummpster. Des gets to the dumpster lid, and pushes it up, and it falls back down)

 

Will: I don’t think he has enough energy!

 

Dean: haha UJ still has a chance!

 

(Des trys again but again the push wasn’t strong enough)

 

Dean: I don’t think he can do it! hahaha UJ has it he can’t do it!

 

Will: not so quickly!

 

(Des holds his head in his hand, and with one last almighty swing with the last of all his energy he swings the dumpster lid, and it shuts, and ther referee calls for the bell)

 

Dean: noooooooo

 

Will: Des has done it...... he’s puwwed the big upset!

 

Dean: unbelievable!

 

(the referee raises Des’s hand, and EMT’s rush down to the ring side, and offer assistance to Des, who just shoves them all away, as he makes the way up the rampway himself as the fans aplaud wildly)

 

---Backstage---

(Crystal is seen backstage, she is in a dressing room applying some make-up she is putting on some lipstick, as in the mirror you can see the pregnant Angel behind her. Angel has a steel fold up chair, and she swings for Crystal but Crystal ducks as she spots it in the mirror, she then shakes her head at Angel)

Crystal: YOU BITCH… wait till you’ve given birth, then you’re so mine!

(Crystal walks away from Angel who still holds the steel chair, and opens the door to exit the room, and from out of the blue comes a steel rod, straight at the head of Crystal. John Profit then walks into the room, and places his arm around Angel, standing over the busted open Crystal)

John: you should know better than to screw with the Profit family, and MY daughter Angel doesn’t appreciate being called a bitch, or slut, or any other words associated with that. Now I suggest you take that message back to Smooth, and let him know just what we have in store for him tonight.

(the scene fades, as Profit, and Angel leave, and the camera focuses on the bloody unconscious body of Crystal)

 

---Host Table---

 

Holly: What kind of sickness does Profit have? He may have seriously injured Crystal?!

 

Pike: More the reason why Tate Troublesome and Billy Bond need to get rid of him! But once again we turn it over to the FNT Odd Couple, Will and Dean Fisher who will be commentating this next match up! 

 

 

---“The Downfall” Rebellion vs. “The CareerKiller” Maxx Pain---

 

“My Way” by Limp Bizkit blasts out of the speakers.  The fans cheer for they know who is to come down.  Sure enough, Maxx Pain comes walking down to the ring in newly worn silver leather pants.  Fans pat the big man on the back as he makes a straight walk to the ring.  He climbs up on the ring apron and lifts his leg over the top rope then follows with the other.  He stands in the ring and raises both arms into the air.  The camera gets a shot of a sign held by a fan “Maxx Pain killed his own career!”

 

Dean:  God, this guy is too much.  He has too many enemies, I can’t even keep track!  But then again, when you are as annoying as he is, then everyone hates you!

 

Will:  Must expwain why you have a wot of enemies.

 

Dean:  I’m gonna kick your ass, you know that right?

 

Once Pain’s music comes to an end all-lights shut off.  Suddenly Saliva’s “Click, Click, BOOM!” rocks the arena.  The lights flicker here and there.  Everyone waits anxiously for the HKWF/GZW superstar.  The man has yet to be seen.  The music stops.  Maxx Pain looks down at the entranceway, confused.  The lights go out once again and the “rebel’s” theme music begins to play again.  Not a sight of him yet.  The fans begin to boo as they were ready for a match up.  The ref begins to count the “Career Killer’s” opponent out…

 

One…

 

Two…

 

Three…

 

Four…

 

Five…

 

Six…

 

Seven…

 

Eight…

 

Nine…

 

Te…

 

Suddenly Rebellion comes out of nowhere and takes down Maxx Pain with vicious punches.  The ref calls for the bell as it echoes through the arena.

 

Dean:  Now that is a smart move by Rebellion.  He took Maxx Pain off guard and began this match with flying colors.

 

Will:  This match is expected to be one of the gweatest.  These two might not have much expewience ovew each othew, but it is aways good when two unwike opponents battwe it out.

 

Dean:  And it is always good to see Maxx Pain get his career killer ass kicked!

 

Meanwhile, Rebellion pummels the former TV Champion with numerous punches.  The ref warns Rebellion to back off, as he listens to his orders.  Once the ref stops his count Rebellion goes back to work on his opponent, choking him.  The ref counts again, but to no avail.  The ref gets to five and gets ready to ring the bell, but Rebellion stands up and glares at him with a look of anger.  The ref gives Reb another warning.  Maxx Pain is now struggling to his feet in the turnbuckle.  Reb sees this and charges at his opponent.  Once he approaches the turnbuckle Maxx Pain moves out of the way.  Rebellion hits the turnbuckle with force.  He staggers back out of the turnbuckle, holding his stomach.  Maxx Pain then runs at his enemy and takes him down with a mind-twisting clothesline.

 

Will:  What fowce!  That shouwd be cawwed a jacket wine.  Ha Ha Ha

 

Dean:  Stick with the knock knock jokes OK?

 

Maxx then picks Rebellion up by his hair and throws him across the ring.  He holds a few strands of hair, and then walks over to Rebellion, shoving them in his face.  Pain again picks Reb up to his feet and lifts him high into the air with a gorilla press.  He stalls him for a few seconds, showing off, and then drops the prone Rebellion to the mat.  Maxx Pain walks around the ring and laughs cockily. 

 

Dean:  Look at this man.  Nothing but disrespect towards Rebellion.

 

Will:  Maxx Pain bettew not undewestimate Webewwion.  I have seen this man westle befowe and he can come out of nowhewe and take you out.

 

Dean:  Rebellion is only playing games with Maxx, trying to build up his confidence.

 

Maxx Pain the walks to his opponent and kicks him with hard soccer kicks.  The ref runs over and pulls Maxx away.  Pain then shoves the ref away and begins his assault again.  After a few more kicks Maxx acts like he is bored and goes for a pin, laying his head on Reb’s stomach and hooking his leg with laziness.  The ref goes for the count…

 

One…

 

Two…

 

Th…

 

Rebellion then flips Maxx onto his back with a rollup!  He holds his tights as the ref counts…

 

One…

 

Two…

 

Maxx kicks out.  Rebellion reels around the ring for a few moments, regaining composure.  Maxx gets back to his feet and runs at Rebellion, lifting his leg, as he gets closer.  Rebellion ducks the big boot, leaving his foot to hit the turnbuckle.  Maxx Pain stands on one leg, while the other is extended on the top turnbuckle.  Rebellion then comes out of nowhere and jumps, landing an elbow on the extended knee.  Maxx is released and drops the mat, holding his leg and groping in pain.  Rebellion looks down at the pained man, grins then laughs.

 

Rebellion:  Who’s laughing now!

 

Will:  These two!  Such diswespect fow each othew!

 

Dean:  Respect only starts trouble!  I love it when two men hate each other this much.

 

Rebellion then drags Maxx into the middle of the ring.  Reb jumps high into the air, and lands his knee on the hurting knee of Maxx Pain.  Rebellion then lifts up Maxx’s leg and kicks the back of his knee a few times before rolling him over to his stomach.  From there Rebellion lifts Pain’s leg into the air, then drops it, forcing it down into the mat with impact.  Maxx Pain rolls around the ring, groaning.  Rebellion is now the one walking cockily around the ring; the fans boo at the site.  Maxx Pain slowly gets back to his feet and gets ready to fight again.  He somewhat limps on his tender leg.  Rebellion turns around and sees his opponent poised.  He grins at Maxx then charges at him.  Maxx ducks the attempted clothesline and quickly turns around with a forearm smash to the head of Rebellion.

 

Dean:  Illegal move!  Disqualify him!

 

Will:  Youw wef skiwws seem to be fading away.

 

Dean:  And I am still the best damn ref here!

 

Rebellion is quick to his feet, but is also quick back to the mat after a punch from Maxx Pain.  Rebellion scoots backwards and grabs onto the ropes where he lifts himself up.  He bounces off the ropes, ready for another attack, but Maxx lifts up his leg and hits a big boot, but seconds after falls himself.  The two men lie side by side with Maxx Pain holding his leg and Rebellion slowly reviving himself.  The ref begins to count them out.

 

One…

 

Two…

 

Three…

 

Four…

 

Five…

 

Six…

 

Both men are now on their knees, seconds from standing.

 

Seven…

 

Eight…

 

They are now on their feet.  The two approach each other and exchange punches.  Rebellion with a hard right, Maxx Pain with the same.  Rebellion going for a swift left, but Maxx blocks it and delivers a headbut.  Rebellion backs away, staggering over his own feet, but comes back with a headbut of his own.  Maxx staggers back as Reb did.  Maxx comes back and goes for another headbut, but so does Rebelliom.  The two collide their heads into one another’s and fall to the ground. 

 

Dean:  A headbut contest!  I just love those.

 

Will:  Must be why you awe so stupid.

 

Dean:  I’ll give ya a headbut right now if ya don’t put a cork in it!

 

The two get back up after a few seconds.  Rebellion is first to his feet as he goes right for his target.  Maxx Pain sees the man come his way and prepares.  He jumps up out of nowhere with a beautiful spear.  The fans cheer at the perfectly preformed move.  Maxx Pain goes for the pin, but the ref is outside of the ring, arguing with what seems to be ½ of the Extreme Champion Adam Cage.  Maxx Pain looks on in confusion then climbs outside of the ring.  Meanwhile Pitfighter comes running down through the crowd and over the guardrail, steel chair in hand. 

 

Will:  Webewwion bettew watch out!

 

Rebellion gets to his feet and is taken down with the chair shot.  Adam Cage looks inside the ring and yells at Pit.  Adam rolls inside as the two argue and get into a fistfight.  Maxx Pain gets back inside the ring as well and shoves both of the men down.  The two look up at Maxx Pain and nod.  The ref is occupied with Rebellion.  The Extreme Champions then run at Maxx Pain and double clothesline him down.  Adam Cage then picks up Maxx Pain to his knees and puts him in a full nelson hold from behind.  Pit has the championship in his grasps then runs at Maxx.  In the nick of time, Maxx Pain ducks, leaving Pit to hit Adam.  Pit shrugs his shoulders and turns around, but to be met with a steel chair shot from Maxx Pain.  The big man rolls the two out of the ring.

 

Dean:  This match is something else!

 

Will:  What the heck awe Pit and Adam doing out hewe anyways, this isn’t any of theiw business!

 

Rebellion is now back to his feet as he sneaks behind Maxx Pain.  Suddenly his fist finds Maxx’s soft spot with a low blow.  The ref seemed to miss it, but suspects something and warns Reb.  Maxx Pain, holding his weakened area, turns around.  Rebellion kicks him in the mid-section, puts Maxx in a hammerlock DDT position then plants him into the mat!

 

Dean:  Revolt!  Maxx Pain got an unexpected Revolt!  It is over now!

 

Will:  I never thought it wouwd end this way!

 

Dean:  You never think anyways!

 

Rebellion goes for a quick but weak pin.  The ref goes for the count.

 

One…

 

Two…

 

Thre…

 

Will:  Howy Mothew Of Pudding Pops!  Maxx Pain just kicked out of the Wevowt!

 

Dean:  Must be a hard head to take such a shot!

 

(Pit and Adam are seen walking up the ramp in the background)

 

Rebellion looks around the ring in awe.  His eyes widen as he sees Maxx Pain begin to move.  He lays a few punches to Maxx, trying to weaken him up.  He picks Maxx up to his feet and tosses him into the ropes.  Maxx comes running back and is met with a hard diving clothesline to the stomach!

 

Dean:  Rebellion doesn’t want to play games with Maxx Pain right now!

 

Will:  He looks to be getting aggwavated.

 

Rebellion shakes his head and picks Maxx back up to his feet.  He throws the tall man’s arm over his shoulder.

 

Will:  Don’t teww me he is going fow the Downfaww (Rock Bottom/Bookend)!

 

Dean:  He is going for the Downfall!

 

Rebellion lifts Maxx up, but he retaliates and slams his elbow into the temple of Reb at the last second.  Rebellion reels around the ring and turns to meet Maxx.  Pain then takes his hand and drapes it over Rebellion’s throat, choking him.  The fans cheer, knowing what’s to come.  Maxx Pain then lifts Rebellion high into the air, stalling him with the choke.  Maxx drops Reb down to the mat with a picture perfect Chokeslam!

 

Dean:  NO!

 

Will:  The Chokeswam couwd end it aww now!

 

Maxx Pain, still weak, crawls over to his motionless opponent for the pin.

 

One…

 

Two…

 

Thre ½ e…

 

Will:  He kicked out!  Webewwion kicked out of the Chokeswam!

 

Dean:  This match is really starting to become very on going!

 

Maxx Pain looks in awe as Rebellion did earlier.  He stands up and looks down at the ref, slamming his fist into this palm three times, signaling it was a three count.  The ref shakes his head in disagreement.  Rebellion is now struggling to his feet, too weak to prop himself up.  Maxx Pain goes to help him but Rebellion huts him with an uppercut.  Maxx Pain gets his senses back quick and runs at Rebellion, clotheslining him to the outside of the ring.

Dean:  Rebellion is by us now!

 

Will:  Plwease don’t wet this one come to ouw tabwe.

 

Dean:  No, let it!

 

Maxx Pain follows to the outside, as does the ref who argues with them to get back in the ring.  Maxx Pain ignores and walks to Rebellion, picking him up to his feet.  Rebellion lays a few gut punches to Maxx Pain, but he holds in the pain.  He grabs Reb by the hair and leads him to the announcement table.  He then bounces Rebellion’s head off the wood.  He follows with another, then another, then one final one.

 

Dean:  I’m outa here!

 

Will:  Wight behind ya!

 

The ref tries to push Maxx Pain away, but he just pushes the ref away.  The ref begins a count.  Maxx Pain looks at him, then rolls inside the ring to stop the count, but rolls back outside to restart it.  Rebellion is now getting to his feet, but Maxx charges at him.  He plants his big foot in Rebellion face with a running big boot.  Rebellion hits the thin mat hard.  The ref again argues with Maxx and threatens to DQ him.  Maxx listens to his orders and climbs back into the ring.  The ref begins the count on Rebellion.

 

One…

 

Two…

 

Three…

 

Four…

 

Dean:  Second time this match he is being counted out!

 

Five…

 

Six…

 

Seven… 

 

Eight…

 

Rebellion is now back to his feet.  He grabs a steel chair before he rolls into the ring before the count of ten.  He drops the chair inside as to use it later.  Rebellion signals to Maxx Pain to bring on more.  Maxx smiles at his worthy opponent and runs at him, but Rebellion ducks and pops up from behind him, then applying a cobra clutch!

 

Will:  Maxx couwd be in twouble hewe!

 

Rebellion attempts to drop him down with the Muted Aggression, but Maxx lands on his back, squashing his opponent behind him.  He continues to lie on him for the count.

 

One…

 

Two…

 

Thr…

 

Kickout!

 

Maxx Pain stands back up ready to continue the battle.  Rebellion struggles to his feet, and succeeds in doing so.  Maxx Pain waists no time and goes for a clothesline, but Rebellion ducks it.  Rebellion then goes for a clothesline of his own, but Maxx ducks it.  Rebellion turns around and so does Maxx.  The two having the same idea, clothesline each other down!

 

Dean:  Double clothesline!  This match is intense!

 

Will:  These two awe making this match exciting!

 

The fans are now on their feet, waiting for the two to continue their battle.  Rebellion crawls towards the turnbuckle and Maxx tries to get up by the ropes.  Rebellion picks up the steel chair, acting to be sly.  Rebellion gets to his feet, almost too weak to stand.  Maxx Pain looks to be the same.  Rebellion then lifts the chair high in the air and goes to hit Maxx, but he lifts up his leg with a desperate big boot!  His boot hits the chair, which slams into Rebellions face.

 

Will:  An out of nowhewe move!  Webewwion is suwely done!

 

Dean:  Maxx Pain isn’t though!

 

Sure enough, Maxx Pain stands over his opponent and lifts him up.  He then throws Reb’s head between his legs and calls for the Career Ender (Last Ride)!

 

Dean:  NO!  I placed a bet that Rebellion would be walking away with Maxx out in the ring!  I am going to sue Rebellion!

 

Will:  Weww, you might want to we-think youw bets fwom now on.

 

Maxx Pain lifts Rebellion high into the air on his shoulder.  He then grabs onto his tights and lifts him even higher, but Rebellion grabbed the steel chair beforehand.  Rebellion whacks the chair over Maxx’s head, causing the two to drop to the mat.  The ref sees the illegal chair and calls for the bell.

 

Dean:  Maxx Pain wins it!  Rebellion just got DQed!

 

Will:  Daiwy Queened?

 

Dean:  No you idiot!  Rebellion used the chair to stop the Career Ender. 

 

In the ring Rebellion staggers to his feet and looks down at Maxx Pain and grins with evil intentions.  He picks up the chair, and then bashes it over the ref’s head for no reason.  The fans boo louder than they have been.  Maxx Pain slowly gets to his feet but Rebellion charges at him with the chair and slams it over his head.  He then starts to beat Maxx down with the chair over and over.  He suddenly gets bored and walks out of the ring being showered by boos.  Rebellion stops, then thinks.  He then turns his direction and goes back into the ring and picks Maxx Pain back up and tosses him into the turnbuckle.  He sets him up on the turnbuckle, facing the crowd.  Rebellion then climbs up and gets face to face with Maxx Pain and hooks his arm.

 

Will:  Oh No!  Someone stop this psycho!

 

Dean:  I love it!

 

Rebellion:  Happy New Year Bitch!

 

Rebellion then jumps off the turnbuckle and plants Maxx Pain into the mat with a Downfall off the top rope!  Rebellion slowly gets to his feet and looks down at Maxx Pain and spits on him.  He leaves the ring as he is showered with boos galore.  He grins, loving every moment.  He walks up the ramp and out of view.  Maxx Pain lies motionless in the middle of the ring as Maxxine comes running down to check on him.  He begins to move and look around.

 

Dean:  He didn’t know what hit him!  And it looks like I won my bet!

 

Will:  Weww, Webewwion seemed to wike evewy minute of that!

 

Dean:  Who wouldn’t?  He got to beat up that punk Maxx Pain!

 

The scene comes to a close showing Maxx with a look of pain and anger on his face.

 

---Backstage---

 

Alexander Hunt is standing backstage, immaculately dressed in his black tuxedo, watching the monitor of Acceptable Risks. Interns and staff walk past, paying him no attention. Hunt looks at his watch and scratches his head. As he looks up, Kandi walks by.

 

Hunt:

 

Uh, Kandi, what’s the deal? You and I normally host pay-per-views. What is donut eating Pike and your little sister Holly doing out there? I know that you have a lot to do know that you’re the Director of All Wrestling Operations and you won’t be commentating, but what about me? It should be out there with Pike instead of Holly!!

 

Kandi: (looking side to side as if Hunt was not talking to her)

 

Alex, I like you. I really do. That’s why I didn’t fire you as soon as I became the shit around here. But don’t you ever question my motives. You’re not hosting this pay per view for the simple fact that this is a Fortune world!! Is your last name Fortune? (Hunt is about to speak but she cuts him off) No. Your fat last name is Hunt. You want to commentate? Okay, you and Pike commentate the Six-Man Tag Team Elimination match between the Peacekeepers and What Money Can Buy.

 

Hunt looks shocked that he is only announce during one match but he remains stoically quiet.

 

Kandi:

 

One more thing, Alex. Brush up on your brownnosing skills that you have perfected because now it’s my turn for you to kiss my ass!

 

Kandi walks down the hall. Hunt stands there pride broken.

 

---Host Table---

 

Pike: Up next will be the trio of Patrick Nelson, Joshua Samson, and Todd Crumb to announce the tag team match of past GZW Tag Team Champions!

 

Holly: Endangered Species against the Fierys! What a throw down, but what is up with that “Sexy Bitch” Devotion calling herself the “Sexiest Woman in Wrestling”? Has she no morals?

 

 

---Endangered Species vs. The Fierys---

 

Nelson: Now we will see two former GZW Tag Team Champions battle it. If you all remember, months ago Endangered Species were violently released from GZW and HKWF by John Profit. But they are back to take on the Number One contenders, The Fierys. How do you see this match turning out, guys?

Samson: Well, I believe that Endangered Species, Elijah Threatt and Joseph “Lost Soul” Synger, will show the world that they are the next top tag team attraction here in the GZW!

Crumb: What?!? This coming from the biggest Fiery fan besides their mother? What happened?

Samson: Hey man! Dameon and Hades are old news, yesterday's garbage. It's all about “Sexy Bitch” Devotion and Endangered Species! Endangered Species are like PlayStation 2 and Razor Scooters while the Fierys are like 8-bit Nintendo and Cabbage Patch Dolls. Get with it!

Endangered Species come to the ring first, led by their manager, the self-proclaimed “sexiest woman in wrestling”, Devotion. Threatt and Synger come to the ring wearing matching blue and black tights. The fans boo the cocky and arrogant duo. A fan's sign reads, "Endangered Species? Just like the Icelandic Snow Owls!!"

Next, coming running down the ramp are Dameon and Hades Fiery. The two men mean business as they take the fight to Endangered Species before the match even begins.

Nelson: The Fierys are down for a fight tonight!

Hades clotheslines Synger out of the ring as Dameon hammers away on Threatt. Ref __ makes Dameon and Threatt the legal men as he escorts Hades to the corner. Dameon with several days of anger built up, unleashes a series of stiff right hands. Dameon whips Threatt to the ropes. Dameon with a huge hiptoss on Threatt. Threatt gets up clutching his back. Dameon charges in and levels him with a clothesline. Threatt gets up slowly and Dameon once again flattens him with another clothesline.

Crumb: Set 'em up and Dameon will knock 'em down!

Samson: Come on, Elijah! You are a Threatt!

Dameon lifts up Threatt and whips him to the ropes. Threatt ducks a back elbow and as he hits the ropes, Synger tags in by tagging Threatt's back. Threatt holds on to the ropes. Synger, the new legal man on the apron, goes for a springboard crossbody on Dameon. But the elder Fiery catches him in midair and drops him down with a diving powerslam. Dameon pops back up and charges at Threatt, who is still in the ring, and clotheslines the Endangered Species out of the ring. The fans go wild, as Devotion looks worried on the floor.

Nelson: The Fierys are going on all cylinders tonight!

 

Samson: Far too early to count out Endangered Species though!

Dameon looks to the corner and tags in his youngest son, Hades. Both Fierys whip Synger to the ropes. The Fierys with a double back body drop. With Synger on the mat, Hades runs to the ropes. But Threatt on the apron nails Hades as he hits the ropes with a knee to the small of the back. Hades staggers forward. Synger drops Hades with a DDT.

Samson: Teamwork, baby! That's what it is all about!

 

Crumb: I wish you would change you underwear as much as you change teams, Samson!

Joseph Synger lifts up Hades and drops him across his knee with a gutbuster. Then Synger lifts up Hades and locks in an abdominal stretch. While Ref Sonny Bright is checking on Hades, Synger pulls the classic move of using the ropes for leverage.

Nelson: These two know every dirty trick in the book!

 

Crumb: I think it’s standard reading for HKWF wrestlers!

Samson: Speaking of dirty books, you should see the pictorial that Devotion did for the December issue of Playdude! Forget “Sexiest Woman in Wrestling”, she could say she’s the “Sexiest Woman in the World”!!

The fans boo every time Synger gets away with using the ropes. Finally, Ref Bright catches him and calls for the break. Synger then tags in Threatt. Endangered Species, with Devotion cheering on her boys, go to work. ES hit a double vertical suplex on Hades. They then follow that up with double elbowdrops to the chest. Then they move down to Hade's legs and punish him with a double wishbone leg split.

Samson: Tag team wrestling perfection! They are so great! They are so awesome!

Crumb: Hey, maybe you could become the third Endangered Species? They could call you Joshua Awesome!

Samson: Yeah! That would be cool!

 

Nelson: You can be a big idiot sometime, Samson!

Both Endangered Species pose as Hades lays on the mat, clutching his groin. Synger is sent back to the corner by the ref. Threatt, the legal man, lifts Hades to his feet. Threatt with several punches to the head of Hades. Irish whip by Threatt. Elijah drops his head for a back body drop. Hades hops over. Threatt turns around and gets a face full of feet as Hades nails him with an explosive dropkick.

Nelson: Listen to these female fans cheer for Hades! The blue obsessed young wrestler has an unbelievable cult following amongst the GZW female fan base!

 

Crumb: Samson, weren’t you the first president of that club?

 

Samson: Suck me sideways, Crumb!

Hades with several right hands followed by an Irish whip. Hades drops down. Threatt hops over. As Threatt hits the ropes, Dameon nails him from behind with a forearm shot to the head. Threatt stumbles forward. Hades with a belly to belly. Hades then tags in Dameon and the two call for the...

Nelson: True Colors!!

Hades slings Threatt into the rope. He catches Threatt and sends him flying with a German suplex. Dameon catches Threatt with a neckbreaker as Threatt descends to the mat.

Crumb: One of the longest running tag teams in GZW! The Fierys are looking like the veteran team they are!

Hades goes back to the corner. Devotion gets on the apron, distracting Ref Bright with her low cut collar. With Ref Bright distracted, Synger gets into the ring and nails Dameon from behind with a clothesline. Synger then drags Threatt to his corner. When Ref Bright turns around, Synger is back in the corner. Threatt tags Synger into the match.

Samson: Tag team masters at work! Like Sigfried and Roy, but without tigers!

Synger gets into the ring and stomps away on Dameon. Synger lifts up his opponent and drops him with an impressive delayed suplex. Synger bounces off the ropes and nails a high jumping elbow drop on the chest of Dameon.

Samson: What elevation by Joseph Synger! Screw Michael Jordan, Nike should make some Air Syngers!

 

Crumb: Samson?

 

Samson: What?

 

Crumb: You stupid!

Synger lifts up Dameon Fiery and rocks him with a series of European uppercuts. Irish whip by Synger. Dameon bounces off the ropes and Synger nails him with a jumping knee to the face. Synger goes to the corner and taunts Hades. The young Fiery gets into the ring, wanting a piece of Synger. But Ref Bright cuts him off. With Ref Bright distracted, Threatt gets into the ring. The two Endangered Species pound away on Dameon while Hades still has the ref distracted.

Nelson: Hades' eagerness to tear at Endangered Species is hurting his father!

Samson: Yeah, that Hades. I heard from a friend of a friend of Aqua’s that he is quite quick with the trigger if you know what I mean?

Crumb: What? Just a few months ago, you were singing the praises of Hades!

Samson: Premature judgment. I am sure you know a lot about premature, well, you know...

When Ref Bright finally gets Hades to his corner, Synger tags in Threatt. Synger sets up Dameon in a piledriver position. Threatt jumps off the top turnbuckle and drops Dameon with a spike piledriver. Threatt goes for the cover.

1…2…

Nelson: Kick out by Dameon!

Samson: Damn!

Threatt can't believe it. He lifts Dameon to his feet and lays in several knife edge chops. Irish whip by Threatt. Reversal by Dameon. Threatt comes off the ropes, Dameon lifts up and drives him down with a ring-rattling spinebuster. The fans are going crazy.

Nelson: Can Dameon make the tag to Hades? This is their chance!

Dameon crawls to his corner, reaches out...but Synger comes into the ring and drops an ax handle on Dameon, thus breaking up any possible tag.

Nelson: Damn Joseph Synger!

Samson: Don’t hate a more superior wrestler!

Ref Bright forces Synger back to his corner. During that time, Dameon does make it to the corner and tags in Hades. Hades comes flying over the top rope and into the ring. He unleashes a flurry of right hands on Threatt and then follows with an explosive standing dropkick. But Ref Bright, who did not see the tag, tries to get Hades back to his corner.

Crumb: Damn! The ref did not see the tag! But the fans saw it!

Samson: Are the fans wearing striped shirts? I don't think so!

While Ref Bright forces Hades to get to his corner, Synger gets back in the ring. Endangered Species pound on Dameon, using every second they can while the ref is distracted. They lift up Dameon and are setting him up for their famous double Russian leg sweep. They have Dameon up. But Dameon fights out of it with elbows to the midsections of both men. Dameon grabs both Endangered Species' heads and drives them both face down to the mat with a double "Stroke" facebuster.

Nelson: Listen to these fans erupt on that move!

Dameon crawls to the corner..and tags in Hades. Hades comes in after the hot tag, cleaning house. A big right hand knocks down Joseph Synger. A big hiptoss takes down Elijah Threatt. A clothesline sends Synger out of the ring. With Threatt isolated in the ring, Dameon gets back in the ring. Hades hooks Threatt's legs and catapults him into a charging clothesline from Dameon.

Crumb: What a move! I suffered whiplash just watching that move!

 

Samson: Sometimes I just wish I could give both you and Nelson whiplash!

The Fierys are on a roll. They look to their fans and call for their signature move, Hell Bound (Dameon clotheslines to front while Hades clotheslines opponent from the back, creating a virtual guillotine).

Nelson: Wait! What is Devotion doing?

Samson: Whatever she wants! She is the “Sexy Bitch”!!

 

Crumb: Like that title pulls any weight around here!

Devotion gets on the apron, distracting Ref Bright again. Meanwhile, Synger grabs a chair from ringside, gets on the apron and waffles Hades in the back of the head with it. Crack!!!!

Nelson: What a sickening sound on that chair shot!

Synger gets in the ring and nails Dameon in the head with it. Synger quickly tosses Dameon out of the ring. Threatt rolls up Hades for the pin. Devotion sees her boys finish their work and then gets off the apron. Ref Bright turns around to see Threatt pinning Hades. Ref Bright makes the count.

1…

Crumb: Not like this! Elijah's Threatt feet are on the ropes too!

2...

Nelson: Three! This one is over! Endangered Species, with help from Emotion...

Samson: That's Devotion!

Nelson: Whatever, Endangered Species pull out the victory with help from “Sexy Bitch” and a steel chair!

 

Crumb: But what does this win do for Endangered Species as the Fierys are the number one contenders scheduled to wrestle the Tag Team Champions, Epic and Eclipse, at the next Monday Manslaughter broadcast?

Endangered Species quickly make their way back up the rampway with “Wrestling’s Sexiest Woman”  “Sexy Bitch” Devotion like thieves in the night. Meanwhile Dameon helps up his son, who is still woozy from the chair shots.

 

 

 

---Host Table---

 

Pike: What a major upset by the returning Endangered Species!

 

Holly: Just like Todd Crumb said, “what does this win do for Endangered Species as the Fierys are the number one contenders”?

 

Pike: The tag team division is really heating up! Speaking of heat, up next is a hot match pitting the little brother of T-Rex against the Peacekeeper, Diamond Sledge!

 

Holly: And my favorite two announcers in the whole wide world, Billy and Jennifer, are handling the microphone for this one! You go guys!!

 

 

---Big Country vs. Diamond Sledge---

 

[“Funky Cold Madina” by Tone Loc kicks in around the arena as Diamond Sledge walks out onto the ramp as the fans cheer loudly.  He gives the fans low fives as he makes his way into the ring.  The music suddenly fades as the fans continue to cheer.]

 

[The cheers turn to boos as “Off The Wall” by Eminem and Redman kick in.  Big Country steps out onto the stage and takes in the boos of the crowd.  He runs down the ramp and slides in nailing Diamond with rights and lefts.]

 

Billy: Big Country taking it to Diamond here early on.

 

Jennifer: How about that revelation earlier this week about Big Country being T-Rex’s younger brother.

 

Billy: It shocked me.

 

Big Country continues to nail Diamond with lefts and rights knocking him up against the ropes.  Country whips him across the ring and leans over nailing a back body drop on Diamond sending him over the top rope.  Country backs up and charges at the ropes leaping over and wiping out Diamond with a cross body block. 

 

Jennifer: Nice move by Big Country.

 

Billy: Yea he’s just showing that he is the best man in the GZW, besides Union Jack that is.

 

Country mounts the fallen Diamond and bounds away on him with several stiff rights.  The ref gets in his face and yells at him to get it back in the ring.  Country yells something back at the ref then turns his attention back to Diamond who is now on his feet.  The two exchange rights but Diamond gets the upper hand knocking him up against the apron.  Diamond slides into the ring and the ref follows.  Country shakes the cobwebs away and goes to climb into the ring but Diamond runs at the ropes and nails Country with a baseball slide knocking him into the announcer’s table.

 

Jennifer: Big Country getting up close and personal with our table.

 

Billy: Come on Big C.

 

Diamond pulls on the top rope and slingshots himself over and onto Country taking him to the ground.  The ref walks to the ropes and begins a ten count.

 

One

 

Two

 

Diamond rocks the head of Big Country with stiff rights and lefts knocking him up onto the table.

 

Three

 

Four

 

Diamond jumps onto the apron and points to the crowd as they begin to cheer loudly.  The ref taps him on his shoulder and begins to yell at Diamond.  Country rolls off the table and walks up to Diamond grabbing him and placing him on his shoulders in a DVD position.  He walks over and smiles at the crowd as he drives Diamond through the table with the “CVD” destroying the table.

 

Billy: Oh yea Big C.  Take him out of the game.

 

Jennifer: How crude was that.

 

Big Country smiles evilly as he slides back into the ring leaving Diamond in a heap on the outside of the ring.

 

One

Two

 

Jennifer: This match is over.  Nobody gets up from the “CVD.”

 

Three

 

Billy: Another one bites the dust baby.

 

Four

 

Big Country rolls out of the ring breaking the count and lifts Diamond out of the rubble and rolls him into the ring.  Country climbs back in and makes the cover using the ropes for leverage.

 

One

 

Two

 

Diamond kicks out at the last second as the fans cheer loudly.

 

Billy: He kicked out!  I can’t believe it.

 

Jennifer: The match continues.

 

Country yells something rude at the ref as he tells the ref it was a three count.  The ref gets in Country’s face and tells him it was a two count.  Diamond crawls over and rolls Country into a schoolboy.

 

One

 

Two

 

Country powers out sending Diamond into the ropes.  Country goes over and stomps on the downed Diamond.

 

Billy: Come on Country!  Show him that diamonds aren’t forever.

 

Jennifer: Shut up Billy.

 

Country lifts Diamond up and whips him across the ring into the ropes.  He goes for a big boot on the return but Diamond catches his leg and trips him knocking him to the ground.  He signals to the crowd before locking in a sharpshooter.

 

Billy: The sharpshooter!  This must be a tribute to Tate Troublesome.

 

Jennifer: The man who can’t be trusted?

 

Billy: Tate is a smart man.

 

Diamond holds in the move as Country squirms around trying to reach the ropes.  The ref checks to see if he wants to give up but he just screams in pain and tells the ref never.  Diamond leans back applying more pressure as Country screams in pain.  He crawls across the ring and grabs the bottom rope forcing the hold to be broken.  Diamond removes the hold as Country pulls himself out of the ring to try and stop the momentum.  Diamond sneaks behind him and spins him around nailing him with rights and lefts rocking the big man.  Country blocks one and pushes Diamond back before climbing into the ring.  Diamond slides into the ring but Country goes for an elbow drop on him but Diamond rolls out of the way causing him to land on the mat.  Diamond gets to his feet and stomps away on Country as he tries to get to his feet.  He lifts Country up and whips him into the corner.  He charges in but Country pulls the ref in the way causing Diamond to nail the ref knocking him out.  Country fires out of the corner and nails Diamond with a massive closeline.

 

Billy: Look at Diamond attacking the ref.

 

Jennifer: It was all Country’s fault though.

 

Billy: Oh sure blame him.

 

Country climbs out of the ring and grabs a steel chair and throws it in the ring.  Country climbs in and grabs the steel chair waiting for Diamond to get to his feet.  He finally does and Country goes for a chair shot but Diamond leaps up and dropkicks the chair into his face knocking him to the ground.

 

Billy: Diamond just used a chair.  Disqualify him.

 

Jennifer: Big Country brought the chair into the ring.

 

Epic comes running down the ring and slides in as the crowd boos loudly.  Diamond turns around and Epic delivers a spinning heel kick to the chair knocking it back into his face and knocking him to the ground in a heap of blood.  Epic mounts him and pounds away on his bloodied face as Big Country gets to his feet slowly.  He yells something at Epic as he lifts Diamond’s bloodied body up.

 

Jennifer: What is Epic doing out here?

 

Billy: Giving that cheater Diamond what he deserves.

 

Country kicks Diamond in the midsection and lifts him into the air and drops him with the “CVD” in the middle of the ring.  Epic goes to revive the ref as Country makes the cover.  Suddenly Nathaniel Davis and Sho Murakame come running down the ramp to a thunderous ovation.”

 

Billy: Now Nathaniel Davis and Sho are interrupting and ruining this match.  Big Country had this match won fair and square.

 

Jennifer: What match are you watching?

 

Nathaniel Davis and Sho deliver several rights and lefts to Epic as he tries to escape.  Manic Depression and Epclipse come storming down the ramp and slide into the ring.  With the three on two advantage WMCB gain the upper hand on the P.K’s.  Gideon comes running down the ramp with his trademark barbwire gloves on.  He slides into the ring and WMCB quickly scatter leaving the Peace Keepers alone in the ring with Big Country.

 

Billy: Come on Country attack them.

 

Jennifer: That’s suicide.

 

Billy: Not if you’re Big Country.  It’s an advantage for him.

 

The Peace Keepers leave the ring as Diamond gets to his feet and eyes down Country.  Big Country goes for a tie up but Diamond ducks behind him and hooks him around the waist and drops him on the back of his head with a German suplex and holding it for a pin.  Nathaniel Davis revives the ref as he crawls over slowly and makes the count.

 

One

 

Billy: Come on ref Diamond cheated.

 

Two

 

Jennifer: Big Country cheated first.

 

Three!

 

Billy: What a rip off.

 

[“Funky Cold Madina” kicks back in as the ref raises Diamond’s hand in victory as the P.K’s quickly climb into the ring to celebrate with their partner.]

 

Billy: I can’t believe those so called Peace Keeper’s cheated.

 

Jennifer: I’m not sure what you were watching but Big Country is the one who brought the chair into the ring and WMCB is the one who tried to screw Diamond over.

 

Billy: Poor, poor Jennifer.  Always the naive one.

 

---Host Table---

 

Holly: Memphis is making his way down to ringside in order commentate the next match up with Alex Hunt! While he is doing that I would like to say good job to everyone this year for putting in all the time and effort to make GZW amongst the top wrestling federations around! I am proud to be here and expect nothing but the best in the year 2002!

 

 

---Six Man Tag Team Elimination Match: The Peacekeepers vs. What Money Can Buy---

 

Pike: This next match will be the big six man tag match. The Booking Committee has made it an elimination match where if you get pinned or submit, your teammates must go on. The team to eliminate the three men on the opposing team will be the victors.

Hunt: Well, I have to give the nod to What Money Can Buy. We have three fine athletes going up against those crappy wannabe superheroes, the PeaceKeepers, Pike?

Pike: We have already seen all six man in the last match!

Hunt: Well, if Nathaniel Davis and Sho Murakame wouldn’t have stuck their nose where it wasn’t wanted than we wouldn’t have seen the PeaceKeepers until now! Let's get this match started, Pike!

Eclipse, Manic Depression and Epic come to the ring first. What Money Can Buy comes to the ring as the fans boo. “Cash Rules Everything Around!! C.R.E.A.M. Get the money, dollar dollar bill, yall!!” rips throughout the Coliseum. A fan’s sign reads, “Buy me!! I’m for sale!!”

Next to the ring is the threesome of Nathaniel “Entertainment Franchise” Davis, “Fairplay Enforcer” Sho Murakame and “Far East Beast” Gideon. The Peacekeepers hear the applause from the crowd who is drowning out the theme song “Resistance Line”. The three climb onto the apron, carefully eyeing their opponents.

Gideon and Eclipse start off the match for their respective teams. Both men circle each other at first, then lunge towards each other for the tieup. Eclipse comes out with the advantage, ducking behind Gid and twisting his arm with a hammerlock. Gid with a back elbow to break free. Gid runs and bounces off the ropes for momentum. Eclipse with a quick hiptoss on Gid, sending him down to the mat. Gid gets up quickly. Eclipse runs forward and levels him with a clothesline. Eclipse lifts Gid to his feet and takes him over with a double arm suplex. Eclipse tags in Epic.

Pike: Here comes that oh so impressive technical marvel, “Mr. Risky Business” Epic!

 

Hunt: The GZW Tag Team Champions showing that they are the real deal in this sport!

Epic lifts Gid and whips him to the ropes. Epic goes for a dropkick, but misses as Gid holds onto the ropes. Epic slowly gets up and Gid levels him with a huge running lariat. Gid goes to the corner and tags in Sho. Murakame waits for Epic to get to his feet. Sho hops onto the top rope and nails Epic with a springboard missile dropkick. Sho lifts Epic to his feet. Irish whip by Sho. Epic comes off the ropes. Sho with an avalanche hurricanranna. Epic slowly gets back up. Sho sets up Epic and hooks his arms, then drops him face first with an Enforcer (tomokaze DDT, Christian's Impaler or Unprettier). The fans cheer. Sho lifts up a dazed Epic in a vertical suplex position and drops him face first with a sitdown inverted falcon arrow.

Pike: Inverted Falcon Arrow! That should do it!

1…2…

Pike: Three! Epic is out of this match! Here comes Manic Depression into the match!

Manic quickly gets in the ring, nailing Sho in the face with stiff right hands. Irish whip by Manic. Sho comes off the ropes. Manic goes for a tiltawhirl backbreaker, but in midair, Sho counters and reverses it into a flying headscissors, taking Manic down. Manic gets back up. Sho charges in, going for a clothesline. But Manic ducks it, quickly reaches back, grabs Sho's head and drops him with a quick falling neckbreaker.

Pike: The third and in my opinion the most deadly member of What Money Can Buy putting a hurting on Sho Murakame!

Hunt: Just like Big Country, Manic Depression has been held back here in GZW!

Manic presses his advantage by stomping away on Sho, driving his boots to the ribs. Then, Manic pushes his boot across Sho's throat and neck, choking him. Ref Donald Fey calls for a break. Manic obliges with a cocky grin. He lifts up Sho to his feet. Manic with several loud chops to the chest. Manic lifts Sho up and then down with a nice vertical suplex. Manic goes for a cover, but only gets one. Manic yells at Ref Fey, claiming a slow count. Manic lifts up Sho again, laying in more chops. Manic tags in Eclipse. Both men whip Sho to the ropes. They try to elevate him with a double back body drop, but Sho holds onto both their heads and drops them both with simultaneous DDTs.

Pike: Chocolate covered Dunkin’ Donuts! What a maneuver by Sho Murakame! He must make the tag! He is crawling slowly...he makes the tag to Gideon!

Hunt: You sound worse than Kandi when you sat there! What the hell is “Chocolate covered Dunkin’ Donuts”?

Gid comes in after the hot tag and cleans house on Eclipse and manic, laying them out with big right hands. Manic gets clotheslined out of the ring by Gid. The Far East Beast goes to work on the legal man, Eclipse. Gid with a series of right hands followed up by an Irish whip. Gideon with a powerslam on Eclipse. He goes for a cover, but Eclipse kicks out at two. Gid, feeding off the energy of the crowd, whips Eclipse again to the ropes. He lifts Eclipse in a gorilla press, but the WMCB member slips off and ends up behind Gideon. Gid turns around. Eclipse crouches low and in one swift motion, springs up with one leg nailing Gideon with the Out of the Light.

Pike: Wowsers! What a superkick to the temple!

Hunt: Nothing but the best from the best! 2002 will be the Year of the Dollar in GZW!

The cover by Eclipse.

1…2...

Pike: Three! Gideon has been eliminated! It is down to Nathaniel Davis and Sho Murakame against Eclipse and Manic Depression!

Davis comes into the ring. Davis with a flurry of wild right hands, rocking Eclipse's head. Davis with a scoop and a slam on Eclipse. Davis bounces off the ropes and nails a high jumping elbow drop to the chest. Davis gets on top of Eclipse and hammers away with rapid right hands to the head. The fans go wild as Davis pummels Eclipse.

Pike: Listen to these fans cheer on the Entertainment Franchise!

Hunt: Some Peacekeeper! Look at those clenched fist!

Davis lifts Eclipse to his feet and whips him to the ropes. Davis goes to scoop up Eclipse, but Eclipse floats over and lands on his feet behind the Peacekeeper. Eclipse with a release German suplex. Davis comes crashing down to the mat.

Hunt: Woohoo! What a helluva move by Eclipse!

Eclipse tags in Manic. Manic and Eclipse both whip Davis to the ropes. Eclipse with a kick to the gut of Davis, doubling him over. Manic bounces off the ropes and hits a swinging neckbreaker.

Pike: WMCB are working like a well-oiled machine, Hunt!

Hunt: Of course! What else would you expect from What Money Can Buy?

Manic lifts up Davis to his feet. Manic stomps away at the midsection of Davis in the corner. The crowd cheers for Davis to mount a comeback. Manic taunts the fans, pointing to their hero dazed in the corner. Manic goes to whip Davis to the opposite corner. But Davis reverses, sending Manic hard into the turnbuckle. Manic stumbles forward. Davis charges in. But Manic Depression nails a vicious clothesline.

Hunt: Boo yeah! What a clothesline!

The cover.

 

1…2…

Pike: Three! Nathaniel Davis is out! That just leaves Sho to face Manic and Eclipse!

Hunt: It really sucks to be a Fairplay Enforcer right now!

Sho, not about to give up, springboards into the ring with a missile dropkick, knocking down Manic from behind. Eclipse gets into the ring. But Sho welcomes him with a dropkick, sending him out of the ring. With Eclipse slowly getting up on the floor, Sho seizes the opportunity, runs to the ropes and hops on the top rope and wipes out Eclipse with a moonsault.

Pike: Chocolate covered Dunkin’ Donuts! What a move!

 

Hunt: Come on Ref Fey this match is suppose to be in the ring! Murakame is cheating!

Sho gets back up and gets in the ring. But Manic is there to welcome him back through the ropes with kicks to the back of the head. Manic continues the offense with a series of European uppercuts. Manic whips Sho to the ropes. Manic with a pickup and drops Sho with a backbreaker. The cover by Manic.

1...2…

Sho kicks out. Eclipse recovers from the moonsault and gets back on the apron. Manic tags in his partner. Eclipse climbs to the top turnbuckle. Manic goes to scoop up Sho for a slam. But Sho floats over and behind Manic. Manic turns around. Sho kicks Manic in the gut and drops him with a DDT. Sho turns to Eclipse, who is still on the turnbuckle. Sho pulls the legs out from under Eclipse, crotching him on the top turnbuckle. The fans are going wild.

Pike: Sho is not done yet!

 

Hunt: He’s cheating!

With Eclipse crotched on the top turnbuckle, Manic slowly tries to get up and is on his hands and knees. Sho backs up and runs toward the corner where his opponents are.

Pike: What is Sho Murakame going for here?

Sho hops onto the back of Manic, a la the Hardys, springs off of him, jumps onto the shoulders of Eclipse and takes him over with a top rope hurricanranna.

Pike: Shit on me!!

 

Hunt: Unbelievable!

Sho quickly lifts up Eclipse, hooks both his arms and drops him with a tiger driver. The quick cover.

1…2...

Pike: Three! Sho eliminates Eclipse! What a wild sequence!

The fans are going absolute nuts. Manic finally gets to his feet, shocked to see his teammate eliminated. Manic charges in at Sho, but Sho nails Manic with a spinning heel kick. Sho quickly lifts Manic back to his feet. Sho with several chops to the chest. Irish whip by Sho. Manic bounces off the ropes. Sho with an explosive dropkick. Sho looks to the crowd and calls for the Fairplay Splash (swanton bomb). Sho sets up on the turnbuckle. Sho plays to the crowd before jumping.

Pike: This could finish it!

 

Hunt: If the idiot wouldn’t worry about getting the mindless cattle involved it might be!

Sho is ready to hit the move, but Clancy McClean jumps over the guardrail, steel briefcase in hand, and pushes Sho from behind. Sho lands on his feet though and stumbles forward. Manic goes for a superkick. Sho ducks it. Sho goes for a kick to the midsection, but Manic catches Sho's leg. Sho, hopping on one foot, goes for an enziguri. But Manic ducks it. Sho falls on his face. Sho gets back up and turns around, only to get a face full of leather boot. Manic lifts Sho up into a torture rack position. Manic swings Sho’s body and falls into a neckbreaker completing the move known as

Pike: Operating Table! This should do it!

1…2...

Fortune: Three! Manic Depression pulls out the win for What Money Can Buy! What a match it was!

Hunt: And here comes the rest of WMCB to help him celebrate!

 

Barreling down the rampway are the Tag Team Champions, Epic and Eclipse. The two slide into the ring along with Manic and Clancy, who are already stomping away on Sho. Hot on the Tag Champs heels are Gideon, Diamond, Davis and Anastasia. They hit the ring as WMCB slide out. The Peacekeepers help up Sho as WMCB gloat on the rampway as they make their way to the back.

Pike: Just when you think something is over it becomes worse!

 

 

 

---Backstage---

 

The camera opens to Alex Hunt once again but this time he is coming out of the dressing room of ½ President of GZW Tate “Troublesome” Edmonson. Hunt is smiling and looks rather overjoyed.

 

Hunt: (talking into room as he is coming out)

 

No, thank you, sir. Glad to have you back in control around here as well. By the end of the night GZW will completely be yours to control. Thanks again for insuring me off a commentating job.

 

Hunt closes the door behind him. He proceeds walking, almost skipping, down the hall, happy for obviously securing employment in case Tate and Smooth later tonight. As Hunt rounds the corner Kandi Fortune who is flanked on either side by the StormRiders, Prey and Outlaw Wales meets him.

 

Kandi:

 

Well well well. What do we have here? Seems that you just don’t get it, Alex? Tate won’t be winning anything tonight except for a pink slip and a boot in the ass out the door. So your attempt at keeping your spot around here is futile. You just didn’t know who to respect, Alex. Now I have to teach you the proper respect. Get him!!

 

The StormRiders jump the plump color commentator, beating him down with fists and boots. Kandi looks on and laughs as her once announcer partner is being beaten to an inch of his fragile life.

 

Kandi: (squatting in front of unconscious Hunt)

 

In case you don’t get it, Alex, your ass is fired!!

 

 

---Last Man Standing Match: “Wrestling Franchise” Monarch vs. “Desert Storm” Magic---

           

Pike: Up next is the match the GZW has been known for, the Last Man Standing match! To win, you must render your opponent unable to get up to answer the ref's ten count. Tonight, the two men to continue the GZW's legacy of Last Man Standing matches will be Magic and Monarch! Joining me for the rest of the pay per view will be Holly Fortune!

 

Holly: Thank you, Memphis! It’s a horror what the StormRiders did to Alex! Onto the match! Monarch and Magic have been going at it, talking smack and interfering in each other's matches since the day Monarch arrived here in the GZW! Reviewing my notes, I would have to say the edge has to go to the “Wrestling Franchise” as his bread and butter is this type of ultraviolent wrestling match!

 

Pike: But Monarch is already zero and one, losing in his first ever Last Man Standing match at the Dark Horizon pay-per-view back in September against Nathaniel “Entertainment Franchise” Davis! Plus, “Desert Storm” Magic is no slouch in the extreme department, Holly! This is the same man that engaged in a No DQ match against HKWF’s Majick way back on Monday Manslaughter July 2^nd! The end result was that Magic was sidelined for a while due to a throat injury, but he returned and went on the capture the Heavyweight Championship!

 

“Ya Don’t See The Signs” erupts as the crowd pops with enormous heel pop. Dressed in his outlandish pimp attire, the GZW IC Champion and self proclaimed “Living Legend”, Pimp Bizkit walks down the rampway. He makes it to the announce table and sits next Holly, putting her between Pike and Pimp.

 

Pike: Welcome to the announce table, Pimp!

 

Pimp: Shuttup, Donutboy! You will refer to me as Sir Pimp and speak only when spoken to. You would think that lard, Alex Hunt, would have taught you the finer arts of brown nosing? But I’m not here to waste my valuable breath on you. No, I’ve come out here to check out the newest installment from the Fortune clan.

 

Pimp puts his arm around Holly as he scoots in closer.

 

Holly: If you don’t mind, Mr. Bizkit, but please remove your arm from around me!

 

Pimp: Cool out, baby. You do remember what happen to the last chick who dissed me? Good ol’ Steph had to get the Final Choke. Now I wouldn’t want that to happen to such a foxy thang like you.

 

Pimp rubs on her knee. Holly pushes his hand away. Pike stands up, furious.

 

Pike: I will not sit here and allow you to violate Ms. Fortune in such a way!

 

Holly grabs his hand and looks up at him with an “it’s all right” expression. Pike stares a hole through Pimp as he sits back down. Pimp only smiles evilly.

 

Rob Zombie's "Superbeast" plays on the Coliseum speakers as Monarch makes his way down to the ring, wearing a black “Wrestling Franchise” promo t-shirt, tattered jeans, and black hiking boots. Pushing a large shopping cart full of "foreign objects", Monarch is greeted with boos from the capacity crowd.

 

Holly: I bet it feels horrible to get booed everywhere you go?

 

Pike: Trust me it does!

 

Pimp: Some people live for boos, my sweet Holly. (rubbing the back of her hair)

 

Pyro skyrockets into the air as “Bittersweet” by Fuel bumps. Magic, dressed in a “Desert Storm” promo t-shirt, blue jeans, and boots, makes his way down the rampway next. The fans are on their feet for the superstar. A female fan's sign reads, "Damn Steph, marry me!!"

 

Pimp: I see you smiling when the Drizzle came out, Holly. Just for the record I have defeated Magic way back in the EWO days on a Friday Thriller.

 

Holly: (sarcastically) Oh really!

 

Magic slides into the ring under the bottom rope. Monarch runs over and starts to stomp on him.

 

Pike: Monarch starts the match off before the bell even rings!

 

Pimp: Why wait? The sooner he beats up Magic, the better!

 

Monarch stomps on Magic in the back without giving his opponent a chance to stand up. Monarch lifts Magic to his feet. Monarch with several stiff punches to the head, followed with an Irish whip. Magic bounces off the ropes and ducks a Monarch back elbow. Monarch turns to face his opponent. Magic with a sweet standing dropkick nails Monarch in the face. Magic lifts Monarch up to his feet, drags him to the corner and slams his head into the turnbuckle.

 

Pike: Magic is introducing Monarch's head to the turnbuckle pad!

 

Pimp: I wouldn’t mind introducing my “head” to you, Holly.

 

Holly: You should be careful what you wish for, Pimp!

 

Magic then proceeds to beat down Monarch in the corner, hammering him with punches and kicks to the midsection. Magic whips Monarch diagonally across the ring to the opposite corner. Monarch hits the corner hard. Magic then charges at Monarch in the corner. Monarch gets out of the way, thinking that Magic hit the turnbuckle. But the Desert Storm puts on the brakes and stops before he hits the corner. Monarch turns around only to get leveled by a huge clothesline from Magic.

 

Pike: Savage clothesline by Magic! He really snapped into it! (OOC: anyone know the reference?)

 

The fans are behind Magic as he lifts Monarch up to his feet. But the HKWF World Heavyweight Champion with a dastardly eyerake gets the advantage. Monarch grabs Magic's head and pushes him down on the top rope, choking him.

 

Holly: He's choking him! Magic's throat is on the hard ring ropes!

 

Pimp: Good! Maybe that will shut him up!

 

Pike: The ring savvy Monarch trying to find out if there is any weakness from that past throat injury!

 

Monarch pulls back the top rope, sending Magic flying back to the mat. As Ref Paulie Newman checks on him, Monarch goes to the corner and removes the padding from the top turnbuckle, exposing the steel. Monarch lifts Magic up to his feet. Monarch scoops up Magic, walks over to the corner and drops Magic down face first onto the exposed steel.

 

Pike: Vicious maneuver! Look at Magic, lying on the mat in pain, clutching his face!

 

Pimp: If he were a Living Legend like me, Magic wouldn’t feel a damn thing!

 

As Magic is in the ring and down, Monarch goes to the floor at ringside. He grabs a few steel chairs and tosses them into the ring.

 

Holly: Uh oh! This doesn't look good!

 

Pike: You can bet he's not going to use those chairs to sit on!

 

Monarch gets back in the ring as Magic gets up slowly to his feet. Monarch takes a steel chair in his hands and then...

 

Pike: Bam! Monarch just waffles Magic with the cold steel chair!

 

Monarch motions for Magic to get back up to his feet. Magic gets to one knee and goes right back down as Monarch swings the chair like a bat, nailing Magic in the face.

 

Pike: Batter up! Monarch doing his best Barry Bonds impersonation!

 

Holly: I hate these brutal matches!

 

Pimp: You can hide your face in my lap, Holly.

 

The fans boo as Monarch takes a chair and opens it. He places the opened chair in the center of the ring. Monarch then lifts up a dazed Magic and whips him to the ropes. Monarch lifts up Magic coming off the ropes in a flapjack. Magic is sent high up in the air and comes back face down right onto the open chair.

 

Holly: The horror! Magic got a face full of chair on that flapjack!

 

Magic lays on the mat. Monarch takes a chair and places it on Magic's face. Monarch runs, bounces off the ropes and stomps with both feet onto the chair on Magic's face, the fans gasping in horror.

 

Pike: Chocolate covered Dunkin’ Donuts! What a heinous move!

 

Pimp: Monarch should consider a career in facial reconstruction!

 

Monarch grabs another steel chair and waits as Magic somehow gets up to his feet. Monarch tosses the chair to Magic, hoping to go for a "Van Daminator type move" (tossing opponent a chair, then kicking it in their face). Magic catches the chair. Monarch goes for a superkick, but Magic sidesteps it. Monarch turns to face Magic. Magic tosses the chair to Monarch. Monarch catches it, and then gets the chair right in his face as Magic dropkicks it.

 

Pike: Monarch may have lost a tooth on that! Magic just dropkicked that chair right into Monarch's kisser!

 

Pimp: I see Monarch has not been taking good notes. I’ll have to chastise him after he wins this match. Holly, do you like being chastised, getting spanked and all?

 

Monarch holds his face, checking for blood. Monarch rolls out of the ring and tries to regain his senses on the Coliseum floor. Magic, not wasting time, gets onto the apron with steel chair in hand. Magic yells at Monarch to turn around. When Monarch does, Magic dives off the apron and nails Monarch in the face with a flying chairshot.

 

Holly: What a move by Magic!

 

Pimp: What is he thinking? Chairs are supposed to be for sitting on, not smashing in people's faces! Damn that Magic!

 

The fans are on their feet cheering on Magic. Magic lifts Monarch up to his feet. Magic places the chair on the floor, then drops Monarch's back onto it with a crisp snap suplex. Magic then lifts Monarch, as he is clutching his back in pain. Magic with an Irish whip, but Monarch reverses, sending Magic crashing into the steel ring steps.

 

Pike: Magic collides with a thunderous boom! Now look at Monarch! He’s choking out Magic right in front of us, using the television cables!

 

Pimp: I guess that punk Magic would chose satellite over cable right now!

 

Monarch stands in front of the announcer's table, choking Magic like a dog with the TV cables. Magic fights to maintain consciousness. Magic, with the cable wrapped tightly around his neck, gets up to his feet, swings his leg back and nails Monarch in the "family jewels" with a back kick.

 

Pike: Ouch! That will change Monarch's attitude!

 

Holly: (mumbling to herself) Wish someone would do that to Pimp!

 

Pimp: What was that, lovely Holly?

 

Magic slowly tries to regain his breath as he untangles the cables around his neck. Monarch lays on the crowd holding his "lower extremities". Magic grabs a glass water pitcher off the announcers' table.

 

Holly: Oh no! What does Magic plan to do with that?

 

Pimp: He better be thinking about pouring himself a glass of water!

 

Magic moves in on his opponent with the water pitcher in hand. Monarch gets up to his feet slowly. Monarch shoves the timekeeper off his chair, grabs the steel chair, turns and swings at Magic's head, smashing the glass water pitcher right into Magic's face.

 

Pike: Chocolate covered Dunkin’ Donuts! Monarch with that swinging chairshot shattered the glass pitcher right into Magic's face! He may have gotten glass in his eyes!

 

Magic lays on the Coliseum floor, holding his face. Monarch lifts up his opponent and rolls him into the ring. Monarch then takes some steel ring steps and tosses them into the ring.

 

Pike: More furniture rearranging from Monarch!

 

Monarch gets back in the ring as Magic gets up to his feet. Blood streaming down Magic's face as a result of the glass pitcher smashed into his face. Magic musters his strength and fires off several right hands that rock the head of Monarch. But Monarch cuts off the offensive spurt with a rake to the eyes.

 

Pike: Simply hideous! Magic may already have glass shards in his eyes!

 

Holly: Someone needs to stop this butchery!

 

Pike: No can do, Holly! This match only ends when a last man is standing!

 

Irish whip by Monarch sends Magic to the ropes. Magic bounces off the ropes. Monarch with a charging clothesline levels Magic. The fans boo as Monarch looks at the crowd and points toward the steps in the ring. Monarch lifts up Magic in a "torture rack" position.

 

Pike: Monarch is looking to hit his Inverted Royal Bomb! (Torture rack into a Lyger bomb) And he's going to do it onto the steel steps! I heard this move helped him get a victory over the legendary Hiko “Shining Serpent” Masiji in the first rounds of the Winter War Tour!

 

Pimp: Big deal, Donutboy!! Imagine if the “Living Legend” executed the move!

 

Monarch has Magic on his shoulders and walks toward the steel steps. But at the last moment, Magic slips off of Monarch's shoulders. Monarch turns around to face Magic. Magic kicks Monarch in the midsection, and then lifts him up in a vertical suplex position. Magic then sits down, dropping Monarch onto the steel steps with a falcon arrow (vertical suplex into a sitdown slam)

 

Pike: To borrow a phrase, “Holy Jazmin Andrea”! What impact as Monarch's back gets slammed onto the steps!

 

Pimp: I can’t believe Monarch is out here embarrassing Bad Influence and me!

 

Holly: You guys don’t need Monarch to do that!

 

Magic slowly gets up to his feet as the fans roar with cheers. Magic grabs one of several chairs in the ring. With Monarch laying on the steel steps, Magic with repeated chair shots, each one comes crashing down with savage fury. The fans count along as Magic slams the chair onto the chest and head area of Monarch.

 

Fans: Seven! Eight! Nine! Ten!

 

Pimp: Let’s see that punk do that to the greatest Intercontinental Champ in GZW history!

 

Magic then drops the chair onto the mat. Magic grabs Monarch by the head and lifts him to his feet. Magic hooks Monarch's head, lifts him vertically in the air, and then drops his opponent's head down onto the chair with a brainbuster.

 

Holly: The horror! Monarch just got his brain scrambled with that wicked brainbuster!

 

Pimp: Damn the so-called "Desert Storm" Magic! He wants to walk around here thinking he’s some kind of legend in GZW! Well I’m a Living Legend in wrestling!!

 

Ref Newman counts, as Monarch is still lying motionless on the mat. Meanwhile, Magic goes to the floor and pulls out a table from under the ring.

 

Holly: Who keeps leaving those things under the ring? I should buy some shares in the table making business!

 

Magic slides the table into the ring, as the fans are giddy with anticipation, wondering how the table will be used. Magic gets back into the ring. Magic places the steel steps in position on the mat, and then sets up the table over the steel steps. Magic then lifts up Monarch and hammers him with right hands. Magic then places Monarch onto the table and then places a steel chair on his chest. With Monarch lying prone, Magic climbs up to the top turnbuckle with his back to his opponent.

 

Pike: Monarch is lying on a table with a steel chair on his chest!

 

Pike: And the steel steps are under the table!

 

The fans are on their feet. Magic leaps back with a moonsault.

 

Holly: Magic connects with a moonsault onto Monarch, who had a chair on his chest! Both men go through the table and down onto the steel steps underneath! This is INSANE!!!

 

Both men are lying in pain. Monarch is lying on the steel steps motionless as Magic has rolled off of Monarch and is lying on the mat clutching his ribs.

 

Pike: The fans are on their feet! But I don't think either of these men will be getting back up to their feet anytime soon!

 

Ref Newman starts his count for both men.

 

5…6…7…

 

Pimp: Come on Monarch! Get up!

 

As the ref reaches eight, both men somehow, some way, slowly start to get up to their feet.

 

Holly: Where are they getting their energy?

 

The fans roar as the two competitors get to their feet in the center of the ring. Monarch with a right hand, but Magic blocks it. Magic fires back with a flurry of right hands, rocking Monarch's head. Irish whip by Magic, but it is reversed by Monarch, right into a short knee, right into Magic's injured ribs. With Magic stunned, Monarch hooks Magic's head in an inverted facelock, and then drops down with a sweep out DDT (Combination inverted DDT/side Russian legsweep).

 

Pike: What a move by Monarch!

 

Pimp: I taught him that one! He’ll be as great as me one day!

 

With Magic down, Monarch goes to the floor. Monarch goes to his cart of goodies and pulls out a bag. He holds the bag with his mouth, and then pulls out a table from under the ring. Monarch slides the table into the ring and climbs back into the ring.

 

Holly: Uh oh! Another table! And what is in that bag?!?

 

Pike: You can bet it isn't a peanut butter and jelly sandwich!

 

Pimp: Or a box of Dunkin’ Donuts you freak!

 

With the bag still in his mouth, Monarch sets up the table in the ring. He then takes his bag, opens it up and spills its contents onto the table.

 

Holly: He's dumping tacks onto the table! What “kind of man” (OOC: anyone get it?) is Monarch?

 

Pike: Can you say "human pin cushion?"

 

Monarch then lifts up Magic and sets him up on the top turnbuckle facing away from the ring. Monarch climbs up the turnbuckle as well, getting behind Magic.

 

Holly: This does not look good!

 

Pike: Probably won’t feel good either!

 

Monarch hooks Magic's arms from behind, and then falls back with a release tiger suplex sending Magic through the tack-covered table.

 

Pike: Chocolate covered Dunkin’ Donuts! Monarch just tiger suplexed Magic through that table with all those tacks!

 

Pimp: I guess you can say Monarch made his point!

 

Fans: G-Z-W! G-Z-W!

 

Monarch rolls out of the ring as Magic lays on the mat, his back punctured with many tacks and surrounded by pieces of the broken table. Monarch goes to his cart and pulls out a steel chair wrapped in barbwire.

 

Holly: Now what? This is crazy! This isn’t the HKWF!

 

Pimp: I remember when a barbwired bat was used to take out Magic! Those were the days!

 

Monarch slides back into the ring with his new toy. Magic crawls on his hands and knees towards the steel steps in the ring. Monarch holds the barbwire covered steel chair, holding it high in the air ready to smite down Magic with it. But as the chair is coming down, Magic grabs the steel steps and uses it as a shield to block it. Magic gets back up to his feet and lunges at Monarch with the steel steps.

 

Pike: Magic with the steel steps hits the barbwire covered steel chair right back into Monarch's face!

 

Holly: The horror!

 

Monarch lays on the mat, his face dripping with blood as a result of the barbwire covered chair ripping at his face. Magic takes the barbwire covered chair, lifts Monarch up to his feet. Monarch is barely able to stand. Magic swings the chair wrapped in barbwire, smacking Monarch in the face.

 

Holly: This is not for the weak of heart!

 

Pimp: Sex with me is always described like that, Holly!

 

As Monarch is down on the mat a bloody mess, Magic goes out to the floor and looks under the ring.

 

Pike: What is Magic looking for? He found a ladder!

 

Holly: Now a ladder?!

 

Pike: Why not? We've already seen a glass pitcher and a chair wrapped in barbwire. Why not a ladder too?!?

 

Magic slides the ladder into the ring. Magic gets back in the ring and sets up the ladder in the corner. Magic lifts up Monarch and slams him down with a scoop slam. Magic then places the barbwire chair on his face.

 

Pike: What is going on in that head of Magic's? He's got Monarch down on the mat with a barbwire covered chair on his face. Now he's climbing the ladder?!?

 

Holly: Please don’t do this!

 

On the top of the ladder, Magic looks down on Monarch below. The fans are on their feet. Magic leaps off with a legdrop, but Monarch rolls out of the way.

 

Pike: Magic with a high-risk move and pays for it!

 

Holly: This is unbelievable!

 

Pike: Monarch rolls out of the way! He almost got a huge guillotine legdrop that would have driven that barbwire wrapped chair into his face!

 

Pimp: But one of my Bad Influence members gets out of the way! Come on Monarch!

 

Monarch slowly gets up to his feet, pulling himself up by the ring ropes. At the opposite side across the ring, Magic also slowly gets up using the ropes. Monarch grabs the barbwire wrapped chair and charges at Magic. Magic drops his head down and elevates Monarch up and over the top rope and out of the ring with a back body drop. Monarch hits the floor hard.

 

Pike: Out goes Monarch near the rampway!

 

Holly: And that barbwired chair!

 

Magic regains some energy and looks to the crowd, then to Monarch out on the floor. Magic folds up the ladder and places it leaning against the middle of the top ring rope like a ramp. Monarch gets up slowly to his hands and knees. Magic runs, bounces off the far ropes for momentum. Magic runs towards the ropes, runs up the ladder and leaps off the ladder with a suicidal diving plancha, but Monarch grabs the barbwire wrapped chair and nails Magic with it in midair.

 

Pike: Collision course! Monarch with that barbwired chair just nailed Magic with it in mid flight!

 

Pimp: Take that Mark McGwire!

 

Holly: I have never seen anything like this, guys!

 

Magic lays on the floor at the bottom of the rampway. Monarch looks to the crowd, grips the barbwire chair and smashes it over the back of Magic. Magic winces in pain as the barbwire rips at his back.

 

Pike: Wicked shot by Monarch!

 

Pimp: Is that some kind of sly insult about my partner, Deacon Kane, tonight, Donutboy?  

 

Magic, dripping with blood, tries to pull himself up using the rail in the rampway. Monarch with another shot to the back of Magic.

 

Holly: Another chairshot! How much more can Magic take? Monarch is standing above Magic with that chair…wait! Here comes Steph!

 

Pimp: What is that two dollar tramp doing out here? Unless she's coming down here to sit on my lap, she doesn't belong here!

 

Steph checks on her fiancé, and then gets in the face of Monarch.

 

Pike: She sure has a lot of guts to get in Monarch's face! Kind of like you last week Holly when you came down to ringside to help out Tate!

 

Holly: Although he’s no longer married to Nikita, I still had to do what was right!

 

Pimp: You were quite the brave one, Holly. I can only imagine how you are in between the sheets!!

 

Steph's distraction gives Magic time to get up to his feet. Monarch, fed up with Steph in his face, grabs her by the arm and threatens to hit her. Magic taps Monarch on the shoulder, turns him around and drops him with a huge right hand.

 

Holly: Magic to the rescue of his fiancée!

 

Magic hammers away on Monarch with right hands as the two men fight up the ramp and onto the stage. Magic grabs Monarch's head and slams his face into the posts of the entranceway as Steph looks on nearby. Magic lifts up Monarch and goes for a short arm clothesline. But Monarch ducks it. Monarch then turns around, grabs Magic's arm, twists it in an arm wrench and then nails Magic in the face with a savant kick.

 

Pike: Where did Monarch have the strength for that?!?

 

Pimp: Monarch is just like the Living Legend! He can go all night long! (leering at Holly)

 

Monarch looks at Steph and gives her a throat slashing gesture. Monarch lifts up Magic, grabs him by the waist and turns him upside down in a tombstone position.

 

Pike: If he hits this on the stage, it could be the end of Magic!

 

Monarch has Magic in a tombstone position, but somehow, Magic counters it by shifting his weight, causing Monarch to lean backwards and in turn, Magic now is standing with Monarch in a tombstone piledriver position. Magic drops to his knees on the stage, driving Monarch's head onto the steel stage with a tombstone.

 

Pike: What a counter by Magic! He nails Monarch with the tombstone on the stage! But wait! He's not done yet! The Desert Storm is climbing up the steel supports of the stage and onto the bottom rail of the Zero-tron video screen! What is he doing?

 

With Monarch laying on the stage, Magic stands on the bottom edge of the giant video screen with his back to his opponent. He then leaps off with a moonsault.

 

Pike: Shit on me! Magic with a moonsault off the Zero-tron! But Monarch rolls out of the way!

 

Pimp: Crash and burn!!

 

The fans break into another GZW chant as both men lay on the stage. Ref Newman counts as both men are down and fatigued.

 

4...5...

 

Pike: Both men are going on fumes right now! Their tanks are on empty!

 

6...7...8...

 

Holly: Wait! Both men...they're getting up to their feet! Do you believe this?!?

 

Ref Newman stops his count as Monarch gets up as does Magic. Magic is clutching his ribs. Both men turn to face each other. Magic charges with a clothesline. Monarch ducks it. Magic turns around, only to get hit in the face with...

 

Pike: Red mist! Monarch spews red mist in the face of Magic!

 

Pimp: That's so cool!

 

Holly: That is so disgusting!

 

Pimp: So you swallow, Holly?

 

With Magic blinded, Monarch kicks him in the midsection, doubling him over at the waist. Monarch then hooks his waist and lifts Magic up in the air for a powerbomb, but somehow, Magic gets free in midair and as he comes down, Magic hooks Monarch's head and drops him down onto the stage with a DDT.

 

Pike: Wowsers! Magic gets out of the powerbomb and counters with a DDT! What a match!

 

With the capacity crowd on their feet, Magic lifts up Monarch to his feet. Magic hooks him by the arms, back to back and lifts him high in the air, holding him by the armpits.

 

Pike: Magic is going for his Final Destination falling crucifix powerbomb! They are so close to the edge of the stage!

 

Magic has Monarch up in an Outsider’s Edge position, but Monarch slides off. Monarch quickly capitalizes by grabbing Magic from behind and lifting him up in a torture rack position. Monarch then runs towards the edge of the stage, leaps off and in midair, twists Magic's body and comes crashing down through a table and down to the concrete floor with his Inverted Royal Bomb.

 

Holly: THE HORROR! I don't believe what I just saw! Monarch with his Inverted Royal Bomb off the stage, through a table and down to the concrete floor!

 

Pike: Both men are down and out! Referee Paulie Newman checks on both men and has no choice but to start his count!

 

1...2...3

 

Pimp: This has been one hell of a match, Donutboy! I can't stand Magic, but I have to give him props.

 

Pike: Definitely! Both men gave it their all!

 

4...5...6

 

Holly: Monarch and Magic, what great competitors these two men are! I don't think either man can answer the ref's ten count.

 

7...8...

 

Pike: I'd have to agree with you. Both men may not even answer a 50 count!

 

9....

 

Pike: Ten! Both men are still down! The match has been called a draw! History is made, as this is the first Last Man Standing match that has ended in a draw! And listen to these fans as they give both men a standing ovation! Magic and Monarch gave it their all tonight in the trademark match of the GZW. Both men have most definitely earned their spots in the GZW!!

 

Pimp: Big deal! Until they are living legends like me, something they will never do, it doesn’t matter who or what they do in the GZW!! I’m out of here. (Caressing Holly’s cheek) I’ll see you around sexxy. (Looking at Pike) Watch your back, Donutboy!!

 

---Dressing room of the Jade Dragon---

 

Within the dressing room, Sincere is having his hands taped up by his wife, Forever. The door opens and in walks Kandi followed by the StormRiders. The Director of All Wrestling Operations takes a seat while the StormRiders stand at the door.

 

Kandi:

 

You ready to end this thing with T-Rex with a bang, Sincere?

 

Sincere:

 

Though the Booking Committee has deemed this a grudge match both the Enforcer and I know are paths will cross once again. Kandi, this is more than to men battling on the physical plane. No, the war T-Rex and I wage transcends deep into the spiritual realm. This battle coming up is nothing but another level, which he and I must endure until the true understanding, is enlightened upon him.

 

Kandi: (rolling her eyes)

 

Right, Sincere. Just in case, for security purposes, I want Outlaw to go to the ring with you instead of Forever.

 

Sincere: (walking out the door)

 

Whatever, Kandi. Destiny awaits my calling.

 

 

--Steel Cage Match: Grudge Match: “Enforcer” T-Rex vs. “Jade Dragon” Sincere--

 

Pike: Joining me at the announce table is one of the great LighHeavyweight competitors in our sport! He had an illustrious career in the original GZW as well as in GZW 2K1! Loved by few, hated by many, but respected by all, he is none other than the current color commentator for the HKWF show, Massive. We welcome Eddie Henchman! (OOC: check out GZW TV to see Eddie Henchman in action in the “early days”)

 

Henchman: (putting headset on) Thank you, Memphis. It’s good to be back in GZW even if it’s just for a guest spot commentating a match for two men I have much much respect for!

 

Pike: When you think of the defining feuds of the GZW, one feud comes to mind, and that is with these two men you have respect for, Sincere and T-Rex. Tonight it all comes down to this match. A 25-foot high steel cage will surround the ring area. Some federations call it a "Hell in a Cell" but this will be far worse than hell!

As the cage is lowered around the ring, Sincere makes his way to the ring to the classic piece known as “Sprach Zarathrusta”. The Jade Dragon, with Outlaw Wales behind him, is showered with boos. A fan's sign reads, "The Jade Dragon becomes Extinct tonight!" Sincere enters the cage, checking the sturdiness of the steel.

 

Henchman: This being a grudge match, this will be the last time these two men wrestle against each other again!

"I AM NUMBER ONE!!!!!"

 

Pike: Here comes the Champion of the People!

Coming down the rampway as if he were shoot out of a cannon is the Enforcer, T-Rex. Rex clotheslines the hell out of Outlaw on the way to the ring and gets into the cage. Rex goes to Sincere and starts the match with a flurry of punches.

Pike: I guess this match is already underway!

Rex rocks the head of Sincere with powerful right hands. Rex grabs Sincere’s head and slams his face into the steel cage. Rex then rolls his arch nemesis into the ring. Rex gets on the apron and then climbs onto the turnbuckle as Sincere slowly gets to his feet. Sincere turns around and Rex levels him with a flying clothesline off the top rope.

Pike: T-Rex is on fire here in the early going!

Henchman: Don't worry; Sincere will put him in his place before this match is done!

Rex beats down Sincere in the corner with rapid right hands and stomps to the midsection. Rex whips Sincere into the opposite corner. Rex charges in. Sincere with a back elbow catches Rex in the face. Sincere charges at Rex, but the fan favorite takes Sincere up and over with a back body drop.

Pike: Like the stock market, Sincere comes plummeting down!

Sincere quickly rolls out of the ring. Outlaw, outside the cage, tries to comfort his Bad Influence with words. Rex does not wait for Sincere to get back in the ring. Rex runs and dives through the ropes, wiping out Sincere with a suicide dive. The fans are going crazy.

Pike: T-Rex will do anything to finish off Sincere once and for all!

Rex hammers Sincere at ringside with punches and slamming his face into the steel. Sincere fights back with a rake of the eyes. Sincere then drop toe holds Rex, sending his face into the steel cage.

Henchman: Yeah! Go Sincere!

Sincere takes Rex and whips him to the door of the cage. Outside, Outlaw unlocks the door. Sincere drags Rex out of the cage and hammers the Enforcer with stiff right hands. But Rex fights back with right hands of his own. Sincere is reeling. Sincere climbs up the side of the cage.

Pike: Where is he going? Is he running away from T-Rex?

Henchman: Of course not, Memphis! Sincere is smart. He is just buying some time! Hunt doesn’t call him professor of psychological warfare and mastermind of mindgames for nothing!

As Sincere climbs up the cage, Rex gives chase. Both men make it to the top of the 25-foot high cage.

Pike: That is quite a height there!

Both men brawl up on the top of the cage. Both men exchange right hands. The electricity in the Coliseum is incredible as the two men battle it out high atop the cage. Sincere with a knee to the midsection gains the advantage. Sincere then drops Rex with a DDT on the roof of the cage.

Pike: Chocolate covered Dunkin’ Donuts! The roof of that cage might give way!

Sincere drags Rex to the edge of the cage. The fans are worried about both men being up so high and so close to the edge. Sincere hooks both of Rex's arms and double arm suplexes Rex OFF THE CAGE AND CRASHING DOWN THROUGH A TABLE!!!

Pike: SHIT ON ME!!! Someone get the EMTs out here STAT!!!

Sincere stands on the cage, looking down at the wreckage. Rex lays motionless on the floor. EMTs quickly come out to check on Rex.

Pike: Look at the malicious Sincere! He is up there smiling! He might have permanently crippled T-Rex!

Henchman: That might have been the plan all along. Even I am in shock!

The EMTs try to get Rex on the gurney, but he refuses medical attention.

Pike: T-Rex...he is getting up! Can you believe it?!? T-Rex is back up!

 

Fans: “Enforcer! Enforcer!”

Henchman: Hey, I am not the biggest T-Rex fan and I’ve done some dangerous things in my career, but even I can tell you he should not be getting back in this match!

Pike: You are right, Eddie. One more bump like that and he could be out for good!

The fans roar as their Champion climbs back up the cage. Sincere looks down in shock. Rex gets to the top. As he gets to the roof, Sincere stomps away on Rex. Sincere lifts up Rex and hits a vertical suplex onto the roof of the cage.

Pike: T-Rex's back is shot! And Sincere knows it!

Sincere drags Rex to the edge of the cage once more.

Pike: No! Not again!

But Rex quickly gets up and hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Sincere onto the roof of the cage. Sincere slowly gets up and Rex levels him with a clothesline. The fans are going wild. Rex lifts up Sincere. He looks to the crowd. Sincere lowblows Rex. Mustering incredible strength, Sincere lifts Rex up and powerbombs him THROUGH THE ROOF OF THE CAGE AND DOWN TO THE MAT OF THE RING 25 FEET BELOW!!!!

Pike: SHIT ON ME AGAIN!!!! That panel of the roof gave way and T-Rex came crashing down!

Henchman: People always asked me why did I ever align myself with Dark Storm Rising and the Theory? This is the reason why!!

Sincere stands on the top of the cage near the open part of the roof. The fans chant for Rex to get up. Sincere, feeling the defeat of his mortal enemy stands 25 feet above Rex. Rex lays on the mat, barely moving. Sincere spits down onto Rex.

Pike: What is Sincere thinking? No...don't! We have already laid witness to a blood drenched Last Man Standing match!

Sincere takes a huge breath and jumps through the hole in the roof of the cage going for an legdrop...but Rex rolls out of the way.

Pike: Wowsers! Sincere went for the biggest high-risk move I have ever seen! But T-Rex rolled out of the way! Sincere might have broken something on that!

Henchman: Memphis, I am speechless...

Referee Sonny Bright checks both men. Sincere slowly gets up. Sincere with a few punches and then applies a Dragon’s Tail (sharpshooter), working on the back that Rex landed on. Rex pounds his head on the mat in extreme pain and agony. But there is no quit in Rex as he makes it to the ropes for a break.

Pike: T-Rex has shown his heart and determination time and time again, but never under circumstances like this!

 

Henchman: It’s a sad thought to think that these two great legends won’t wrestle ever again!

Sincere goes to the floor and grabs a chair. Sincere gets back in the ring and BAM! A vicious chairshot to Rex. Sincere goes for the cover.

1...2...

Pike: Kick out by the Enforcer! I guess it will take more than two death defying falls and a chairshot to keep T-Rex down!

Sincere can't believe it. Sincere slowly gets back up, still feeling the effects of his fall through the cage. Sincere places the chair on the floor and sets up Rex on the turnbuckle.

Henchman: The Chaosbringer is going for a superplex onto the chair!

Sincere gets on the turnbuckle for a superplex. But Rex fights him off with punches. Sincere falls to the mat. Sincere grabs the chair. Rex leaps off the turnbuckle with a primal roar and dropkicks the chair into the face of Sincere.

Pike: Wowsers! What a move by T-Rex! T-Rex with a cover!

1…2…

Pike: No! T-Rex could not hook Sincere's leg with due to that injured back!

Outlaw gets into the cage and gets in the ring. The StormRider axhandles the back of Rex with a glancing blow. Rex stalks Outlaw in the ring as the StormRider backs into a corner. This gives Sincere time to get behind Rex and nail him with a lowblow.

Henchman: Who says you can't find good help? Good job Outlaw Wales!

Sincere hooks the waist of Rex and takes him down with a release German suplex. Sincere lifts up Rex and hammers him with European uppercuts in the corner. Sincere whips Rex to the opposite corner. Rex hops onto the top turnbuckle before he hits it, and leaps off with a turnaround clothesline, leveling Sincere.

Pike: Even after all he has been through in this match; T-Rex can pull off a move like that? Incredible!

 

Henchman: It always amazed me how a man of T-Rex’s size could be so agile! He has to be a LightHeavyweight trapped in a SuperHeavyweight’s body!!

Rex lifts up Sincere. Rex with punishing right hands. Sincere is wobbling. Whip by Rex. Sincere ducks a clothesline. Rex turns around. Sincere with a kick to the midsection and drops the…

Henchman: Sincerely Yours (double underhook powerbomb)! Sincere pulled off the Sincerely Yours! But does he have enough to cover T-Rex!

Both men lay on the mat, each one's tank nearly on empty. Sincere rolls over and covers Rex with a hand across the chest.

1…2...

Pike: T-Rex gets a shoulder up! T-Rex is still in it!

Sincere cannot believe it. Sincere lifts Rex to his feet. Sincere has Rex set up for a piledriver on the chair. But Rex counters with a back body drop. The fans are going absolutely crazy. Rex whips Sincere to the ropes. Rex with a spinebuster on the chair. The fans are on their feet. Rex lifts up Sincere in a gorilla press and then drops him into the...

Pike: Carnivores Press (gorilla press into a bodyslam! This might do it!

1…2…

Pike: Three! T-Rex wins it! Can you believe it? The Enforcer pulls out the victory after taking that near fatal fall! What heart shown by the one and only Champion of the People!

 

Henchman: Exactly! But T-Rex has collapsed in the middle of the ring clutching his back! T-Rex could be seriously hurt!

 

Outlaw carries Sincere out of the cage door on his shoulders. EMTs rush into the ring once they pass to check on Rex.

 

 

---Extreme Championship Match: Classic Rules Match: Pitfighter vs. Adam Cage---

 

Pike: Up next will be a "classic rules" match between Pitfighter and Adam Cage to determine the sole Extreme Champion! The two men have exchanged words ever since their arrival to the GZW and have been embroiled in one of the most heated feuds in the Extreme division!

 

Holly: I find it quite soothing that the Extreme title will be decided in a straight up “classic rules” match! None of the barbaric stuff that we have come accustomed to eye witnessing!  

 

Pike: We have already witnessed Pitfighter and Adam Cage earlier tonight as they got involved in the Rebellion versus Maxx Pain match!

 

Holly: Still amazes me why they would even work together to take out Rebellion and Maxx Pain?

 

Pitfighter makes his entrance as pyro explodes around the entranceway. The fans give a mixed reaction as he makes his way down the ring.

 

Adam Cage comes out onto the entranceway next to the tune of “One Step Closer”. He walks down the rampway as the fans also give him a mixed reaction.

 

Holly: Memphis, have you noticed how the crowd has always been unsure of how to react to these two GZW stars?

 

The two men stand in the ring. Ref Paulie Newman checks each man for "foreign objects" as it is customary in a "classic rules" match. He then calls for the bell to start the match. Both men circle each other. Tie up. Pit comes out of the tie up and takes down Cage with an armdrag. Cage gets up to his feet and gets taken down again with a hiptoss by Pit.

 

Pike: Nice series of takedowns by Pitfighter!

 

Holly: Wasn’t Adam Cage the same wrestler who won a Table match with a hiptoss?

 

Pit lifts up Cage and drops him with a vertical suplex. With his opponent down, Pit bounces off the ropes and drops a legdrop across the throat. The cover by Pitfighter, but only gets one. Pit lifts Cage back up to his feet. Pit with several chops to the chest. Irish whip by Pit, but Cage reverses, right into a short knee lift to the midsection. Cage then twists Pit's arm in an arm bar, then nails him in the face with a hook kick.

 

Pike: Sweet chin music by Adam Cage and I don't mean the Wind Break Kid!

 

Holly: Wind Break Kid? You must mean the Heart Brea…

 

Cage lifts Pit up to his feet and hammers him with stiff right hands. Cage gets behind Pit and drops him on the back of his head with a belly to back suplex. Cage then stomps away on Pit on the mat.

 

Holly: Adam Cage showing that vicious side!

 

Pike: Some of the extremeness of Cage starting to show here!

 

Cage lifts Pit up to his feet. Cage with a snap suplex takes down Pit. Cage then lifts Pitfighter back up again. Cage hooks Pit in a reverse DDT position then drops down in a combination Russian legsweep/inverted DDT. Cage goes for the cover.

 

Pike: This could be it!

 

1…2…

 

Holly: No! So close!

 

Cage argues with Ref Newman that he should have gotten three. Cage lifts Pit back up to his feet. Irish whip by Cage. Pit bounces off the ropes. Cage with a clothesline, but Pit ducks it and bounces off the far ropes with a flying forearm smash that drops Cage.

 

Holly: Now this is the way wrestling was meant to be! The way my dad and brothers did it!

 

Both men get up to their feet. Pit with a dropkick sends Cage out of the ring and onto the floor. Pitfighter gets on the apron as Cage gets up to his feet. Adam Cage tries to pull Pit off the apron, but Pit with a kick knocks him back. Pit then hops onto the middle rope and springs backwards with an Asai moonsault, wiping out Cage.

 

Pike: Chocolate covered Dunkin’ Donuts! What a sweet maneuver by Pitfighter!

 

Holly: If only every match in the GZW could be so beautiful!

 

Pit lifts Cage up and rolls him back into the ring. Pit climbs up to the top turnbuckle as he waits for his opponent to get up to his feet. When Cage does get up, Pit leaps off, going for a flying spinning heel kick. But Cage drops down, grabs nearby Ref Newman by the belt and pulls him right into harm's way.

 

Holly: The horror! Adam Cage pulled the ref into the way of that flying heel kick by Pitfighter!

 

Pike: I’m sure if Alex were here he would be calling for Pitfighter to be disqualified!

 

Holly: True, true!

 

Pitfighter tries to tend to Ref Newman. But Cage gets back up and nails Pit from behind with a clothesline.

 

Holly: What the hell? Adam Cage has the in-ring skills to rival any man! He shouldn't have to resort to these thug tactics!

 

Cage lifts up Pit and gets behind him. Release tiger suplex drops Pit on the back of his head. Cage then just stomps away on Pit on the mat as the fans boo. With the ref still out, Cage goes to the floor.

 

Holly: What? Adam Cage is getting a chair! This is a "classic rules" match!

 

Pike: Well, he's using a classic weapon, a steel chair!

 

Cage slides back into the ring and gestures for Pit to stand up. But Ref Newman comes to. He sees Cage with the chair. Cage holds the chair high over his head, ready to nail Pit. Ref Newman gets behind Cage and pulls the chair away from him. Cage yells at the ref. Pit gets back up to his feet. He turns Cage around, kicks him in the stomach. With Cage bent over, Pit lifts him up onto his shoulders and then drops him with a...

 

Pike: Sitdown crucifix powerbomb! The cover!

 

1...2...

 

Holly: Three! Pitfighter wins this "classic rules" match and becomes the one and only Extreme Champion here on Acceptable Risks!

 

The fans are on there feet cheering for Pitfighter as he is handed the Extreme Championship title belt. His celebration is short lived though as Cage gets back to his feet, grabs the chair and delivers a vicious chairshot to the head of Pit.

 

Holly: What a sore loser!

 

Pike: Cage is literally ripping Pitfighter apart with chairshot after chairshot!

 

A bloodied Pit lays near unconsciousness as Cage continues to pound on his cranium. “In The End” by Linkin Park echoes throughout the Coliseum as Rebellion slowly walks down the rampway.

 

Pike: Looks like Rebellion is looking for a little payback from earlier!

 

Cage pays no attention to Reb as he steps into the ring, as all of his attention is upon totally destroying Pit. Reb walks up behind Cage and drops him with an inverted hammerlock DDT.

 

Pike: Rebellion just dropped Adam Cage with an inverted Revolt!

 

Holly: He could have broken Adam’s arm as well as neck!

 

Reb picks up the battered and bloodied chair and then proceeds to pound away on Cage. After several blasts to the face, Reb tosses the chair to the side. He picks up the barely breathing Pit and drops him with a Revolt. The crowd booing during the entire ordeal.

 

Holly: I see why this man was once banned from this sport!

 

Reb calls for a mic. One is immediately thrown his way. He paces the ring for a few moments staring out at the disapproving crowd.

 

Rebellion: Is this what is passing for Champions now, much less Extreme Champions? What a pathetic joke. An ex-weed head and a wannabe hardcore stuntman? Well, Rebellion is here to let you know that “The Downfall” has begun!!

 

Reb grabs Ref Newman around the collar and pulls him face to face.

 

Rebellion: Little man, count my championship victory.

 

Reb pushes Ref Newman to the mat as he makes a cocky one-foot cover on Pitfighter. Ref Newman unsure of what to do as well as fearing for his safety hits the mat and begins the count.

 

1…

 

Holly: This can’t be happening can it, Memphis?

 

Pike: It looks that way, Holly!

 

2…

 

Holly: The horror! How can this be official?

 

Pike: Three!

 

As Ref Newman gets up Reb pushes him back down and tells him to administer a five count.

 

Holly: Check out the arrogance of this man!

 

4…

 

Pike: Five! I guess Rebellion is the new GZW Extreme Champion!

 

“In The End” echoes again as Ref Newman hands Reb the Extreme title. As Reb walks to get out of the ring he stops, turns back to Ref Newman, whose back is to him, and with viper like speed superkicks Ref Newman in the back of the head, knocking him out. Satisfied, Reb exits the ring, Extreme belt in hand, laughing as the crowd pelts him with trash and insults.

 

---Backstage---

 

As Rebellion comes through the curtains admiring his newly won Extreme belt a deep voice bellows his name. Rebellion looks up and sees not far away the newcomer and UwU transplant, GoldenEye still dressed in his wrestling garb.

 

GoldenEye: You think you’re such hot stuff around here, Rebellion. We’ll I’m about to let you know that I’m here to cool your ass off!!

 

With a single bound, the enormous man clears a good ten feet and crashes into the Extreme Champion. The two men wrestle around on the floor until referees and security break them apart. Both men are irate and scrambling to get at each other to no avail though.

 

Rebellion: (shouting) This far far from over you, little bitch!!

 

GoldenEye: I’ll be waiting!!

 

---Host Table---

 

Pike: The newcomer GoldenEye making an immediate impact here tonight on Acceptable Risks! It seems as if he was tired of seeing the way Rebellion has been running roughshod over everyone and has made a personal stance against him!

 

Holly: Someone ought to as what he did to Pitfighter, Adam Cage, and Referee Newman was uncalled for!

 

Pike: Taking over at the announcer table at ringside for the next match will be the guest commentators from United Japan Wrestling! Both men are legends on the mic as well as Masato Naruka is hailed as the wrestler who reinvented the rulebreaker mold in Japan! It is my honor to introduce Antonio Keys and Masato Naruka!

 

 

---Television and LightHeavyweight Championship Match: Jake MacKinnon vs. El Gambit---

 

Antonio Keys: We have what is sure to be an instant classic match for GZW as Jake MacKinnon, defends his LightHeavyweight Title against the Television Champion, El Gambit, whose title is on the line as well!

 

Masato Naruka: Let's look at the stats for this match. El Gambit, the lucha libra who has shown his love for Harley Davidson, the LightHeavyweight division and coshing. Jake MacKinnon whose only claim to fame is his LightHeavyweight title win two weeks ago on Manslaughter hugely due in part to El Gambit! El Gambit will cosh Jake MacKinnon in a matter of moments!

 

The lights in the Coliseum darken and fog fills the air as the Gibraltar lucha libra wrestler, El Gambit makes his way to the ring. The song “Violent Mood Swings” by Stabbing Westward resounds. The fans boo as the TV Champion slowly walks the rampway, arrogantly sporting the TV title around his waist. A fan's sign reads, "HKWF’s Spanish asskisser!!"

 

"Tattered and Torn” by Slipknot blasts on the Coliseum speakers, signaling the arrival of the GZW LightHeavyweight Champion, Jake MacKinnon. With the gold around his waist, Jake walks down to the ring, his eyes focused on his opponent in the ring. A fan's sign reads, " First the LightHeavyweight, next the Television Championship!!"

 

The two men stand in the ring. El G moves in toward the LH Champ. El G with a shove pushes Jake back. Jake answers back with several big right hands, rocking the head of El G. Irish whip by Jake. El G bounces off the ropes. Jake catches El G coming off the ropes and takes him down with a huge hiptoss.

 

Keys: El Gambit hits the mat hard!

 

El G gets up to his feet. Jake applies a side headlock. El G gets out of it by pushing Jake off and into the ropes. Jake bounces off the ropes and drops El G with a shoulder block. With El G down, Jake bounces off the ropes for momentum. El G gets up and leapfrogs over Jake. MacKinnon bounces off the far ropes. El G with double-handed knife-edge chops to the chest drops Jake to the mat.

 

Naruka: Down goes the soon to be former LightHeavyweight Champ!

 

El G lifts Jake up to his feet, chopping away at his chest in the corner. El G with a jumping spin kick to the jaw drops Jake in a seated position in the corner. El G backs up a few feet, charges in and nails a baseball slide right into the crotch of Jake.

 

Keys: Ouch!!! The Television Champion with a super lowblow to the LightHeavyweight Champion!

 

Naruke: It would be a great honor if El Gambit were to participate in UJW! Many of his lucha libra brethren have made quite a name for themselves there!

 

El G drags Jake out of the corner by pulling him by the legs to the center of the ring. El G then drops an elbow to the inner thigh. The TV Champ gets up and drops another elbow to the inner thigh.

 

Keys: El Gambit is going to work on MacKinnon's leg!

 

El G then grabs the leg, turns Jake over into a single leg crab. Jake is in agony as he tries to reach out for the ropes. El G sits down low, trying to further the pressure on Jake's leg. Jake crawls and makes it to the ropes for a break.

 

Keys: MacKinnon gets to the ropes! Lucky for him as El Gambit seemed intent on breaking the leg right off!

 

Jake pulls himself up to his feet using the ring ropes. El G moves in and kicks at Jake's injured leg. The LH Champ, despite the pain, fights back with right hands to the head.

 

Keys: MacKinnon is blocking out the pain in his leg! He's a fighter!

 

Naruka: A weak GZW fighter though! He would learn the real meaning of pain in UJW!

 

Jake with several right hands has EL G reeling back. Irish whip by Jake, reversed by El G. El G drops his head down for a back body drop. Jake bounces off the ropes, grabs El G by the hair and slams the back of his head hard into the mat. The fans cheer wildly.

 

Keys: MacKinnon bounced El Gambit's head off the mat like a basketball!

 

Jake lifts El G up to his feet. Jake lifts El G in a vertical suplex position, but El G floats over and lands behind him. El G lifts Jake up in a belly to back suplex position, then drops him with a shinbreaker across the knee.

 

Keys: El Gambit again working on the leg!

 

Naruka: El Gambit displaying his passion for this sport!

 

El G places Jake's leg on the bottom rope. The TV Champ jumps high in the air, then comes crashing down on the leg with a double kneedrop. The LH Champ screams out in pain.

 

Keys: El Gambit, showing that sadistic and methodical side that is a signature of the Hong Kong Wrestling Federation!

 

El G lifts Jake up to his feet. El G grabs Jake's leg, and then takes him back down with a wicked dragon screw leg whip.

 

Keys: Goodness! El Gambit may have ripped several ligaments with that legwhip!

 

El G lifts Jake back up to his feet for another dragon screw legwhip, but Jake hops off his free leg and nails El Gambit in the back of the head with an enziguri. Jake tries to walk the pain off in his leg. Jake lifts El G up to his feet and lays in several stiff right hands. Irish whip by Jake. El G bounces off the ropes and ducks a clothesline. El G bounces off the far ropes. Jake catches El G and plants him hard to the mat with a ring rattling spinebuster.

 

Keys: What impact on the spinebuster from MacKinnon!

 

Jake goes for a cover, but El G kicks out. Both men get up slowly to their feet. Jake with a few right hands to the head sends El G back into the corner. The LH Champion hammers away on the TV Champ in the corner with punches and stomps to the midsection. Jake goes for an Irish whip, but it is reversed by El G. Jake is sent across the ring to the opposite corner. With Jake in the corner, El G goes for a handspring elbow. But Jake gets out of the way. El G hits the turnbuckle hard. Jake moves in, clutches El Gambit, then tosses him over his head with an exploder (t-bone suplex)

 

Keys: The LightHeavyweight Champion with a huge exploder on the Television Champion!

 

Jake lifts El G back up to his feet. Irish whip by Jake. El G bounces off the ropes. Jake charges with a clothesline, but El G ducks. Both men bounce off the ropes. Both men collide in the center of the ring as El G connects with a cross body on Jake. El G with the cover, but Jake kicks out. Jake gets up slowly to his feet near the ropes. El G gets up and charges at the LH Champ. Jake with a back body drop sends El G flying over the top rope and down onto the Coliseum floor.

 

Keys: Out goes El Gambit!

 

Jake runs toward the ropes as El G gets up slowly to his feet. Jake with a baseball slide kicks El G in the face. Jake then gets on the apron as El G gets up. Jake bounces off the middle rope with a blind Asai moonsault that wipes out El G on the Coliseum floor.

 

Keys: MacKinnon with some of the high risk moves that El Gambit is known for!

 

Naruka: Come on Gambit-san!

 

Jake gets up to his feet on the floor as the fans cheer wildly for the LH Champion. Jake lifts El G up to his feet and slams the TV Champ's head into the steel guardrail. The fans at ringside loving it. Jake lifts up El G and lifts him up vertically for a brainbuster on the floor. But El G floats over and lands behind him. El G hooks Jake with a rear waistlock and then drops him on the back of his head on the floor with a German suplex.

 

Keys: Ouch! El Gambit with a German suplex on the floor! MacKinnon may have suffered a concussion from that!

 

Naruka: I hope so! Maybe he can have amnesia too! That way we can forget about his sorry ass!

 

El G lifts up Jake and rolls him back into the ring. El G climbs up onto the apron. Jake gets up slowly to his feet. El G hops onto the top rope, springs off and nails Jake with a springboard missile dropkick.

 

Keys: El Gambit flying through the air!

 

El Gambit with the cover on Jake MacKinnon.

 

Keys: We could have a new LightHeavyweight Champion!

 

1…2...

 

Keys: No! MacKinnon kicks out!

 

Naruka: Damn! Come on ref! He needs to watch his Sesame Street cuz he sure as hell can't count to three!

 

El G lifts Jake up to his feet. El G with several knife-edge chops. Irish whip by El G. Jake bounces off the ropes. El G goes for a back body drop. Jake is elevated up in the air, but flips out of it and lands on his feet. El G turns around. Jake with a stiff roundhouse nails El G in the face.

 

Keys: He might have knocked some teeth out with that!

 

Jake lifts El G up to his feet, hammering him with right hands in the corner. Jake with an Irish whip sends El G diagonally across the ring to the opposite corner. Instead of hitting the corner, El G hops up onto the turnbuckles and moonsaults over and lands behind a charging Jake. El G with a rear waistlock on Jake and goes for a release German suplex. Jake flips out of the German suplex and lands on his feet. Thinking that Jake is down, El G slowly turns around. Jake is crouched down low. When El G turns around, Jake explodes forward and levels El G with a powerful kobashi lariat.

 

Keys: Ouch! My neck hurts just watching that!

 

Jake with the cover.

 

1…2…

 

Keys: El Gambit kicks out! That was close!

 

Jake lifts El G back up to his feet. Irish whip by Jake. Jake picks up El G coming off the ropes and goes for a tiltawhirl backbreaker, but El Gambit counters the move in midair and takes down Jake with a flying headscissors. Jake gets up to his feet. El G moves in, kicks Jake in the midsection, hooks his head, lifts him straight up and drops him on his head with a brainbuster.

 

Keys: MacKinnon got dropped on his noggin!

 

With Jake down, El G runs, bounces off the ropes and drops onto his opponent with a flipping senton splash. El G with the cover on the LH Champ.

 

1…2…

 

Keys: No! MacKinnon kicks out!

 

El G lifts Jake back up to his feet as the fans chant for the LH Champ. El G with several right hands to the head. Irish whip by El G. Jake bounces off the ropes. El G with a scoop up, but Jake floats over and lands behind him. Jake hooks El G's head in an inverted facelock, lifts up El G and drops him with a...

 

Keys:  Inverted London Bridges (brainbuster DDT)! This could do it! MacKinnon with the cover!

 

1…2…

 

Keys: Two and 9/10ths! El Gambit gets a shoulder up at the very last possible moment!

 

Jake is undaunted by El G's last second kick out. The LH Champ, with the fans behind him, lifts the TV Champ up once more to his feet. Jake stands El G up and sets him up for a spinning kudo driver (spinning version of Shane Helms'/The Hurricane’s vertebreaker). Jake bends El G down in front of him, hooks El G’s arms, twists around and stands up with El G upside down.

 

Keys: If MacKinnon hits the kudo driver, it's all over!

 

El G shifts his weight by leaning his legs and lower body away from Jake, causing El G to break free from the hold. El G quickly hooks Jake's arms from behind and drops him with a release tiger suplex.

 

Keys: El Gambit got out of the kudo driver and counters with a release tiger suplex! MacKinnon got dropped on the back of his head with that very dangerous move!

 

Naruka: Shades of the legendary UJW superstar, Dark Cloud!

 

Jake does not appear to be moving. A weary El G gets on top of Jake for the cover.

 

1...2...

 

Keys: NO!!! Somehow, some way, MacKinnon kicks out! You have got to be kidding me!

 

The fans erupt as Jake kicks out. An irate El G gets in Referee Patricia Albertson's face. The TV Champ turns his attention back to the LH Champion. El G lifts up Jake and drives his head into the mat with a michinoku driver. El G then looks to the booing crowd, makes a throat slashing gesture and climbs up to the top rope.

 

Naruka: El Gambit’s going for it all! I can see the title changing hands already!

 

El G stands atop the top turnbuckle, looking down at his opponent on the mat. The fans are on their feet as they look on. El G takes flight, going for a diving headbutt. But Jake gets out of the way.

 

Keys: El Gambit's headbutt hits nothing but canvas! A huge high-risk maneuver gone wrong!

 

The fans cheer wildly trying to rally the LH Champion up to his feet. A groggy and weary Jake gets up slowly as does El G. Both men move toward each other. El G swings wildly with a clothesline. Jake ducks it. El G turns to face his opponent. Jake kicks him in the midsection, then drops him with another...

 

Keys: London Bridges! MacKinnon pulled that out of nowhere using every last bit of his strength! Both men are down on the mat!

 

Naruka: This is too much! Come on El Gambit! Get up!

 

Jake rolls over and puts an arm on El G's chest. Referee Albertson gets in position.

 

1...2…

 

Keys: No! El Gambit gets a shoulder up! What resilience shown by both men!

 

Naruka: Well this is the GZW! Even the stupid fan favorites are decent wrestlers!

 

Both men slowly get up to their feet, fatigue and pain settling in. El G with a right hand, but Jake blocks it and fires back with right hands of his own. Irish whip by Jake, reversed by El G. El Gambit scoops up Jake coming off the ropes, but MacKinnon floats over and lands behind El G. Jake hooks El G's waist, lifts him up in a belly to back position, twists El G in midair and drops him with a blue thunder (belly to back into a sitdown powerbomb) for a pin. Ref Albertson makes the count.

 

Keys: This could do it!

 

1…2...

 

Keys: No! The Television Champ kicks out again! What will it take for either of these men to win this match?

 

Jake lifts up El G as the fans cheer him on. Jake sits El G up onto the top turnbuckle. Jake climbs up as well.

 

Keys: MacKinnon is going for something big here! A superplex? A top rope DDT?

 

Naruka: So astute of you, Keys!

 

Jake is up on the top turnbuckle with El G. It seems as if El G is going for a superplex, but he fights back with punches to the midsection. El G with a headbutt that catches Jake in the eye causes the LH Champion to fall off the top turnbuckle to the mat. El G is still standing on the top turnbuckle. Jake slowly gets back up to his feet. El G leaps off the top turnbuckle, hooks Jake's head with his legs and takes down the LH Champion with a hurricanranna.

 

Keys: Spectacular move by El Gambit!

 

El G lifts Jake up to his feet, kicks him in the midsection then drops the LH Champ with a jumping DDT. The TV Champ makes the cover.

 

Keys: The GZW could have a new LightHeavyweight Champion!

 

1…2...

 

Keys: MacKinnon kicks out! I simply cannot believe it!

 

Naruka: Neither can I! Stay down, damn it!

 

El G lifts up Jake once more and plants him down on the mat with a scoop slam. With Jake down on the mat, El G climbs up to the top turnbuckle.

 

Keys: El Gambit is looking to put an end to this!

 

Jake lays motionless on the mat. El G leaps off with a shooting star press. Jake gets his knees up.

 

Keys: El Gambit lands onto MacKinnon's knees! What a desperate move by the LightHeavyweight Champ! Both men are down on the mat! The fans are on their feet as the GZW’s Television and LightHeavyweight Championship hangs in the balance!

 

Both men get up slowly to their feet. Jake moves in and fires off several right hands. Irish whip by Jake, reversed by El G. El Gambit drops his head down for a back body drop. Jake bounces off the ropes, puts on the brakes, hooks El G in a fisherman suplex lock position, then twists into a spinning neckbreaker while maintaining the fisherman suplex lock for a pinning combination. Referee Albertson counts the pin.

 

1...2…

 

Keys: No! El Gambit kicks out! So so close!

 

Naruka: But no cigar!

 

Jake lifts El G back up to his feet, hooks his head in a front face lock and calls for yet another London Bridges. The fans respond with cheers. But El G does not cooperate as he counters the front facelock by nailing a Northern Lights suplex with the bridge for a pin.

 

1…2...

 

Keys: No! MacKinnon kicks out! I don't know what else these two competitors can throw at each other! They've pretty much used everything in their arsenals and we still have no victor in this match!

 

Naruka: Like I said, El Gambit should have brought a flamethrower!

 

Keys: Seeing how this match has gone, MacKinnon probably would have brought a flame resistant suit!

 

El G gets up slowly as he lifts Jake up to his feet as well. Both men worn out and weary. El G with several right hands rocks Jake's head. Irish whip by El G, reversed by Jake. El G bounces off the ropes. Jake with a clothesline, but El G ducks it. El G bounces off the far ropes. Jake drops his head down for a back body drop. El G leaps over and rolls up Jake with a sunset flip. But instead of holding on for the pin, El G gets up to his feet quickly as Jake is still down on the mat. El G wraps up Jake's legs around his own, turns the LH Champ onto his stomach in a...

 

Keys: Sharpshooter! El Gambit's got it locked it in the center of the ring! Remember that El Gambit was working on MacKinnon's leg earlier in the match!

 

Jake, in excruciating pain, reaches out for the ring ropes. Jake inches toward the ropes as the fans in the Coliseum cheer for the LH Champion.

 

Naruka: Tap out, damn it!

 

Keys: Jake MacKinnon is so close to the ropes! How much more punishment and pain can he withstand? Jake is a few inches away from the ropes! But no! El Gambit pulls him back toward the center of the ring! The Television Champion sits down lower and leans back! Jake taps out! El Gambit is the Television Champion and the new LightHeavyweight Champion!

 

Naruka: What a victory for El Gambit! What a victory for the Gibraltar wrestler and what a victory for HKWF!

 

Referee Albertson hands the TV and LH belt to El G. The weary and fatigued dual champion holds up the belts in victory as Ref Albertson checks on Jake.

 

Keys: Love him or hate him, El Gambit with an impressive victory here tonight! It must also be said that Jake MacKinnon showed tremendous amounts of courage and effort to defend his LightHeavyweight championship!

 

Naruka: Yeah, it was a great match! But the better man won and that man is the Television and LightHeavyweight Champion, El Gambit!

 

Keys: On behalf of Masato Naruka and United Japan Wrestling, I’m Antonio Keys, thanking you for allowing us to be apart of this great event! Enjoy the rest of the pay per view!

 

           

---Tate’s dressing room---

 

Tate walks out of his dressing room dressed in his wrestling gear. The door does not shut completely. Inside the room the monitor is on displaying Acceptable Risks. Papers are thrown all over the table. Holly Fortune can be seen looking into a mirror straightening her dress.

 

The door opens and in walks Kandi Fortune with the StormRiders. Holly turns around startled. Kandi simply looks on with an evil smirk.

 

Holly:

 

What in the hell do you want, Kandi? I have the main event to commentate. I don’t have time for your power-tripped games.

 

Kandi:

 

Just here to let you know that it a Fortune will be calling the main event. Just that it will be the only Fortune that matters in the GZW…Kandi Fortune!!

 

Kandi grabs her younger sister and pushes her against the wall. Holly slides to the floor looking scared.

 

Kandi:

 

Now you be a good girl and stay in Tate’s room. After the pay per view is over I’ll be back to get you.

 

Kandi and the StormRiders walk out of the room. Prey closes the door behind him. He removes a key from his pocket and locks the door.

 

Kandi:

 

I’ll be back after the main event for you guys. No one goes in there. Holly is restricted to her room. Now I have to go commentating this match!!

 

 

---Main Event: Tag Team Match to decide the ruling authority: Billy “Smooth Operator” Bond and Tate Troublesome vs. “Living Legend” Pimp Bizkit and “The Future” Deacon Kane---

 

Pike: It's time! The future of the GZW will be decided! Who will have full control of the GZW? Will it be the dictator of the wrestling world, John Profit? Or will it be the man that respects the sport, Tate “Troublesome” Edmonson?

 

Fortune: Who cares! So was the past President? What does he know about running a wrestling company now? Jack shit! Now if his last name were Fortune than it would be a different story!

 

Pike: Tate will always respect the sport and bring integrity and fairness back to the GZW! He has seen the errors of his ways and returned to the fan favorite side!

 

The lights dim. "Hello" by N.W.A. hits the speakers as “The Future” Deacon Kane and the “Living Legend” Pimp Bizkit make their way to the ring, the fearsome duo who are apart of Bad Influence. The fans boo loudly and vehemently. The current Heavyweight Champion Deacon Kane steps over the top rope and into the ring while the IC Champion steps in between the top and middle ropes to gain entrance.

 

Fortune: (standing up and applauding) Give it up for your heroes, you mindless cattle! There is no one or nothing better than the members of Bad Influence!

 

"Cause I’m Troublesome!" The rebel anthem by the late great Tupac Shakur hits the PA system as Tate “Troublesome” Edmonson makes his entrance. The fans cheer as the former Director of Wrestling Affairs and ½ President walks down the ramp. He stands at the bottom of the ramp, his eyes focused on Bad Influence. Tate then looks back to the entrance as....

 

"Smooth Operator" by Sade hits. “Smooth Operator” Billy Bond steps out onto the stage. The fans erupt in cheers. Smooth walks down the ramp. Smooth and Tate touch fists at the bottom of ramp, drawing a huge pop from the crowd. The two men climb up onto the apron, ready for the match.

 

Pike: This is going to be huge! Billy Bond and Pimp Bizkit will be starting it off. Two former friends, stablemates, and archenemies!

 

The two men tie up. Smooth backs Pimp into the ropes. Senior Ref Richard Dark calls for a break and Smooth does so cleanly.

 

Fortune: Wow, what a boy scout! I can't stand Smooth! I’m amazed that Tate found a contractual loophole to get him back in the GZW!

 

The two men tie up again. This time, Pimp backs Smooth into the ropes. Senior Ref Dark calls for the break. Pimp does break, but then fires off a right hand. But Smooth anticipated it, ducks the right hand. Pimp turns around. Smooth unloads right hands to the head of the IC Champ. Irish whip by Smooth. Pimp off the ropes. Smooth with a huge back body drop takes down Pimp. Pimp gets back up to his feet. Smooth slams down the IC Champion with a scoop slam. Smooth lifts Pimp up, drags him to the corner and tags in Tate.

 

Pike: Billy Bond doesn’t seem to have lost a step since his expulsion months ago!

 

Tate is now in the match. Tate and Smooth with a double vertical suplex on Pimp.

 

Pike: Nice teamwork shown by the two men fighting for GZW!

 

Fortune: Now I see how I use to act! You make me sick with your fan favorite bullshit, Pike!

 

Smooth goes back to the corner as Tate lifts Pimp back up to his feet. European uppercuts by Troublesome rock the head of Pimp. Irish whip by Tate. Pimp off the ropes. Tate with a huge hiptoss takes down Pimp. The Living Legend scurries to his corner and quickly tags in Deacon.

 

Fortune: Here comes the biggest man in professional wrestling today!

 

Pike: Tate looking as if he has no ring rust after nearly five or six years of inactivity!

 

Deacon steps over the top rope and into the ring. Tate crouches in a ready stance, eyeing the giant. The two men move in to lock up, but Tate ducks under and goes behind the big man. Tate with a rear waistlock. But Deacon breaks free by reaching back, grabbing Tate in a side headlock and taking him down to the mat. With Tate down, Deacon jumps up in the air for an elbow drop, but Tate rolls out of the way.

 

Pike: Deacon Kane misses the elbow drop!

 

Tate hammers the big man with stinging right hands to the jaw. Irish whip by Troublesome, reversal by Deacon. Tate off the ropes and gets a big boot to the face.

 

Fortune: Teach that old geezer about the rules of the “pacc”! If you can’t keep up, you get left behind!

 

Deacon lifts Tate back up to his feet. The big man with huge open hand chops to the chest. The sound of flesh hitting flesh can be heard throughout the Coliseum. Deacon with an Irish whip. Tate bounces back off the ropes. Deacon with a back elbow drops Troublesome. Deacon taunts Smooth in the corner, trying to get under the skin of the Smooth Operator. But Smooth stands his ground. Deacon lifts Tate up to his feet, but Tate fights back with punches to the midsection. Tate kicks Deacon in the midsection, bending him over at the waist. Tate quickly capitalizes by bouncing off the ropes and dropping the big man with a swinging neckbreaker. Troublesome goes to his corner and makes the tag to Billy Bond.

 

Pike: Here comes Billy Bond! Smooth into the ring, fists flying!

 

He rocks the head of Deacon. Irish whip by Smooth, reversal by Deacon. Smooth off the ropes and hits a diving forearm smash. But Deacon is still up. Smooth bounces off the ropes for momentum, but this time, Deacon catches Smooth and drops him with a huge ring rattling powerslam.

 

Pike: Chocolate covered Dunkin’ Donuts! The power!

 

Fortune: You are witnessing The Future of Wrestling now!

 

Deacon drags Smooth to the corner and tags in Pimp. The Bad Influence whips Smooth to the ropes. Pimp with a drop toehold drops Smooth face down on the mat. Deacon then bounces off the ropes and drops a legdrop to the back of Smooth's head.

 

Pike: Wicked tag team moves by Bad Influence! Deacon now scoops up his own partner and body slams him onto Smooth! Incredible!

 

Fortune: Smooth should have stayed retired and thought about playing house with that horse faced skank Crystal!

 

Deacon goes back to the corner. In the ring, Pimp blatantly chokes Smooth. Senior Ref Dark counts for a break and Pimp does right before the count of five. Pimp then chokes Smooth on the middle rope. Senior Ref Dark steps in to reprimand the IC Champion. Meanwhile, Deacon jumps up on the apron and drops a legdrop to the back of Smooth's head as his neck was on the middle rope.

 

Fortune: The presidency of this company is firmly in the grasps of Mr. Profit!

 

Pimp lifts Smooth back up to his feet. Vertical suplex by Pimp. With Smooth down, Pimp bounces off the ropes and drops a quick elbow to the chest. Pimp then lifts Smooth into a seated position, wrapping his hands around Smooth's neck while digging his knee right between Smooth's shoulder blades.

 

Pike: Pimp Bizkit is a master of submission holds! He's looking to wear down Billy!

 

But Smooth is getting back up to his feet. He fights back with elbows to the breadbasket. Smooth breaks free. Bond off the ropes for momentum, but Deacon nails Smooth in the back with a huge forearm as he hit the ropes. Pimp moves, grabs the dazed Smooth and tosses him with an overhead belly to belly. Pimp makes the tag, bringing Deacon back into the match.

 

Fortune: My boys are just toying with these two!

 

The big man steps into the ring and lifts Smooth up to his feet. Deacon with clubbing forearms to the back. Deacon then shoves the Billy Bond into the corner, and then proceeds to nail him with measured elbows to the face and knees to the midsection. Deacon whips Smooth across the ring to the opposite corner. The big man charges in, but Smooth gets a boot up, catching Deacon in the face. Deacon Kane staggers backwards. Smooth hops up onto the middle turnbuckle, leaps off and levels Deacon with a flying clothesline.

 

Pike: Billy Bond takes down the massive monster! Smooth makes the tag to Tate! (fans pop) Tate gets into the ring. Tate with right hands to the face of the big man. Irish whip by Tate, reversal by Deacon. Tate off the ropes. Deacon drops his head down. Tate grabs Deacon's face and drives it down onto his knee with a jumping facebuster on the knee! (a la HHH) Tate with the cover!

 

1... and Deacon just pushes off Troublesome.

 

Fortune: Can't keep the Heavyweight Champion down that easily!

 

Deacon gets back up to his feet. Tate moves in, but Deacon with a back body drop sends Tate over the top rope and crashing down to the Coliseum floor. Pimp, ever the opportunist, goes to the floor to beat down on Tate.

 

Pike: Pimp slams Tate's face into the steps! And into the ring post! Now he just rolls him back in as if nothing happened! To think that these two were in one of the most notorious stables in wrestling history!

 

Deacon tags Pimp. With Tate down, Pimp climbs up to the top turnbuckle. Deacon grabs Pimp off the turnbuckle in a gorilla press and tosses his partner across the ring. Pimp flies through the air and connects with a diving headbutt.

 

Fortune: Holy Jazmin Andrea!

 

Pike: Pimp Bizkit flying the friendly skies!

 

Tate as well as Pimp lay on the mat in pain, Tate holding his chest and Pimp holding his head. Pimp slowly gets up, shaking the cobwebs out. Pimp with the cover on Tate.

 

1…2...

 

Pike: Tate Troublesome kicks out!

 

Pimp now lifts Tate back up to his feet. Knife-edge chops by Pimp. Irish whip by the Intercontinental Champion. Tate off the ropes ducks a Pimp clothesline. Tate (now back to back behind Pimp) reaches back and drops Pimp with a falling neckbreaker. The fans pop.

 

Pike: Tate has got to make the tag!

 

He crawls toward his corner. Smooth has his hand out. But Deacon gets into the ring illegally, drops an elbow to the small of the back of Tate and drags him back towards the Bad Influence corner.

 

Fortune: Ha ha! That's classic!

 

The fans boo as Deacon goes back to his corner. Pimp gets back up to his feet and stomps on the small of the back of Tate. Pimp then locks in his Final Choke (tazmission).

 

Pike: Pimp has got the Final Choke locked in! But wait! Tate is getting up to his feet with Pimp still trying to hold on! Tate falls backwards, dropping Pimp on the back of his neck! Incredible!

 

The fans erupt as Tate crawls to his corner and makes the hot tag to Smooth. Smooth lifts Pimp up to his feet. Irish whip by Smooth. Pimp off the ropes. An explosive standing dropkick by Smooth nails Pimp in the face. Smooth lifts Pimp back up. Powerbomb by Smooth plants Pimp in the center of the ring. Billy Bond then climbs up to the top turnbuckle as the crowd rises to their feet.

 

Pike: Smooth is walking the top rope for a ropewalk elbow drop!

 

Fortune: Is he going to get Crystal’s name tattooed on his neck too?

 

Deacon is shakes the ropes. Smooth loses his balance and gets crotched on the middle of the top rope.

 

Fortune: Oops! Did little Billy fall on his little ballsy wallsies?

 

Pimp gets up, runs to Smooth crotched on the top rope and dropkicks him off the rope and down to the Coliseum floor. Pimp goes to the floor, as does Deacon. The two men go to work on Smooth, stomping away and pummeling him with fists.

 

Pike: The piranhas go to work on the Smooth Operator! They are eating him alive on the Coliseum floor!

 

The Influence roll Smooth back into the ring. Pimp slides back into the ring and officially tags Deacon into the match. The massive monster steps into the ring. He lifts Smooth up in a delayed one arm vertical suplex, holding him up for 30 seconds, then dropping Smooth down to the canvas. With Smooth down, Deacon stands on his chest, all 478 pounds on the ribs and chest of Smooth. Deacon then jumps straight up and comes crashing down with his butt onto the chest of Smooth.

 

Pike: All that weight onto the chest of Smooth! His ribs and organs must be crushed!

 

Deacon sits on Smooth's chest for the pin, but Tate comes in and makes a quick save with a kick to the back of the head. Tate goes back to his corner, his job done. Deacon lifts Smooth back up to his feet. Deacon with huge right hands to the face of Smooth. Irish whip by Deacon. The big man catches Smooth off the ropes and drops him with a side slam. The cover by Deacon.

 

1…2…

 

Pike: No! Smooth kicks out!

 

Deacon can't believe it. The big man tags Pimp back into the match. Deacon whips Smooth towards Pimp, who levels him with a vicious clothesline. Deacon then lifts Smooth up over his head in a gorilla press as Pimp is on one knee. Deacon pushes Pimp up into the air and comes crashing down gut first onto the knee of Pimp.

 

Pike: What a move!

 

Fortune: Why are you so surprised, Pike? You are supposed to be the resident historian! You should know both Deacon and Pimp have excelled in tag teaming throughout their careers! Pimp with Union Jack in both their younger years and Deacon during his years in UJW with Tate Troublesome!

 

The Living Legend lifts Smooth back up to his feet. Pimp shoves Smooth into the corner and drives his shoulder into the ribs and midsection of Smooth. Pimp then whips Smooth to the ropes. Smooth bounces back. Pimp catches him and locks in an abdominal stretch.

 

Pike: Pimp with the abdominal stretch! He's really working on the ribs of Bond!

 

The fans cheer, chant and stomp their feet, trying to encourage Smooth. Bond wiggles out of the abdominal stretch and fights back with elbows to the midsection. Pimp with a rake of the eyes to stop the rally. Pimp with an Irish whip. Smooth off the ropes. Pimp drops his head down. Smooth capitalizes by dropping Pimp with a swinging DDT.

 

Pike: What a counter by Smooth! He's crawling toward the corner! Tag to Tate Troublesome!

 

Fortune: But Pimp makes the tag to Deacon Kane!

 

Tate and Deacon step into the ring as Smooth and Pimp lay on the mat in their corners. Deacon charges with a clothesline, but Tate ducks it. Deacon turns around. Tate with stinging jabs to the jaw. Tate follows up with a "stroke" facebuster, slamming Deacon's face into the mat. Before Tate makes the cover he grabs at his left harm as if a shooting pain went through it.

 

1…2…

 

Pike: No! Deacon kicks out!

 

Tate lifts Deacon back up to his feet. Irish whip by Tate, reversed by Deacon. Deacon catches Tate off the ropes with both hands around his throat. He lifts Tate up in the air for a possible "baldo bomb", but Tate swings his leg and nails Deacon in the face with his knee. The big man lets go of Tate and staggers back, holding his face. Tate charges at Deacon with a clothesline, the momentum of which sends both men over the top rope and down to the floor.

 

Pike: Tate and Deacon go flying out of the ring!

 

As Tate and Deacon are down on the floor, Smooth and Pimp continue the fight in the ring. The two men in the ring trade punches, but Smooth gets the better of the exchange. Smooth with an Irish whip. Pimp back off the ropes. Smooth with a huge tiltawhirl backbreaker. The cover by Smooth.

 

1…2...

 

Pike: No! Pimp kicks out! Look! Tate and Deacon are fighting it out on the floor!

 

Tate and Deacon trade punches and start to fight up the ramp. Back in the ring, Smooth lifts Pimp up, but the IC Champion gains the advantage with a lowblow. Pimp then follows up with a DDT. With Smooth down, Pimp sits on Mercer's chest and starts to hammer away with punches.

 

Pike: There's action all over the place!

 

Fortune: You haven’t seen nothing yet, Pike!

 

On the rampway, Deacon drops Tate on the ramp with a belly-to-belly suplex. Out from the backstage area comes 1/2 of the Presidency of GZW, John Profit. The fans boo loudly.

 

Pike: Uh oh! Here comes Mr. Profit! And he's got a steel chair!

 

Fortune: Very observant of you!

 

Profit hands Deacon a steel chair. Deacon grips the chair, waiting for Tate to get up. Tate gets up to his feet. Deacon swings the chair, but Tate ducks it. The momentum of the swing turns Deacon's back to Tate. Troublesome grabs Deacon and drops him with a belly to back suplex on the ramp.

 

Pike: The big man gets slammed down on the back of his head onto the steel ramp! But look out Tate! Profit's got the chair now! Look out behind you!

 

The half President grabs the chair, readying to nail Tate from behind with it. But then, a major stockholder of GroundZero Enterprises and ex-Tag Team legend, Samuel Knight, wheels out to cheers from the fans. Knight wheels his wheelchair right behind Profit. Knight grips his steel walking stick and blasts Profit from behind with it. Profit goes flying off the stage and down to the floor below. The fans erupt with cheers.

 

Pike: Chocolate covered Dunkin’ Donuts! John Profit goes flying off the stage!

 

Fortune: Damn! Knight's trying to make a cripple out of Mr. Profit too!

 

Knight gives Tate a smile and a salute. With that, Tate hobbles down to the ringside area, looking as if he is clutching his chest in pain. In the ring, Pimp is in control. He lifts Smooth up to his feet. Chops by Pimp followed by an Irish whip. Smooth off the ropes, ducks a Pimp clothesline. Pimp turns around. Smooth kicks him in the midsection, bending him over at the waist. Smooth then bounces off the ropes and drops an ax kick to the back of his head.

 

Pike: Smooth with the ax kick! The fans are on their feet!

 

Smooth grabs Pimp’s ankle and begins twisting it like a vice grip.

 

Pike: Billy Bond has the Smooth Operation locked on Pimp Bizkit in the center of the ring!

 

Pimp tries to hold out but the pain becomes unbearable. Senior Ref Dark asks him if he quits and…

 

Pike: Pimp taps out! Billy Bond and Tate Troublesome win it! Tate is the sole President of the GZW once again! Bad Influence is no more!!!

 

Fortune: (smiling) …

 

Pike: Why are you smiling?

 

The fans roar in a standing ovation. Smooth has his hand raised by Senior Referee Dark. Tate Troublesome slides into the ring to celebrate with his partner.

 

Pike: John Profit’s reign in the GZW is over! A new dawning begins tonight!

 

Fortune: (smiling)…

 

Pike: Why are you just sitting there smiling, Ms. Fortune?

 

The fans are on their feet as Tate and Smooth hug in the center of the ring. The two men raise their hands in victory. The two men, two former enemies, look at each other. Tate extends his hand to Smooth. The Smooth Operator takes Tate's hand. The two men shake hands as the fans erupt. Tate keeps his left arm close into his body.

 

Fortune: What a sight this is! Tate and Billy Bond, two former enemies, working together towards a common goal and they achieved it tonight!

 

Tate and Smooth shake hands, then Tate pulls Smooth towards him, puts Smooth arm over his head, and drops the Smooth with a...

 

Pike: Rebellion!!! (urinage also known mainstream as Rock Bottom/Book End) What the hell?!?

 

Fortune: That’s why I’m smiling you little punk!

 

The fans are in shock, not sure of what is going on.  Kandi gets up from the announce table and slides into the ring to stand next to Tate. Tate stands over the fallen Billy Bond, the fallen Smooth Operator. Troublesome demands a microphone. He takes it and stands above a down Smooth.

 

Tate, a sly smirk on his face: I'd first like to thank you, Billy. You are such an idiot, an even bigger one than all these fans. (fans boo loudly) You think that I care about a low class two-bit wrestler like you? Hell, I made your career in GZW! I only used you to help me get rid of John Profit.

 

Pike: What the hell?!? Tate has turned his back to the world again! For the second week in a row, Kandi Fortune has swerved the entire wrestling community!

 

The fans boo loudly and unrelentingly.

 

Tate: You see, even a great and powerful man like myself could not overthrow Profit’s powerbase all by myself. I knew that a softhearted, fan lovin’ imbecile like you and Samuel Knight would jump at the opportunity to rid the GZW of Bad Influence. Face it Billy, you're like your Crystal, you got used like a whore! (fans erupt in boos)

 

Tate stands up; looking at the incensed crowd, reveling in there boos. Kandi takes the mic from her once brother-in-law and now partner in crime.

 

Kandi: You think Mr. Profit was bad? He's not a true wrestling mind! What the GZW is dealing with now is a name brand in the wrestling industry! That name is Fortune! Say hello to the Familia!!

 

Pike: Shit on me! In a matter of minutes, the GZW has gone from bad to worse!

 

Tate crouches down, squeezing his chest and squinting in pain, above Smooth on the mat. "You thought John Profit was bad? Now you're dealing with a REAL problem! It's a Fortune Familia world, Smooth...learn to love it...."

 

And with that, Tate throws the mic down onto Smooth's chest.

 

Pike: Bad Influence may be gone, but we may have traded one rich asshole for another!

 

Tate and Kandi leave the ring to a shower of boos and beer cups. When they reach the top of the stage, Samuel Knight looks at Tate with tears in his eyes. Tate grabs Knight's wheelchair and rolls it off the stage.

 

Pike: WOWSERS!!! Tate just rolled a helpless man off the stage and down to the floor!

 

Tate and Kandi stand on the stage, looking down at Samuel Knight and then at the booing fans. The GZW President, the Rebel For The Hell Of It, Tate Troublesome, and the Director of All Wrestling Operations, Kandi Fortune, holds their noses up in the air, a wicked smirk on their faces.

 

Pike: Does honor mean anything in this sport anymore! What a night it has been fans! Goodnight and thanks for joining us at Acceptable Risks!

 

Before Kandi and Tate make it backstage, Tate falls onto his back in complete pain holding his chest. Kandi quickly signals for help as EMTs rush onto the entranceway.

 

The camera opens backstage showing Holly Fortune in Tate’s dressing room. The monitor is off so she has no idea what is going on with the show. She is looking through some papers on the table. One catches her attention. She begins to read it. Her eyes bulge with disbelief and her mouth gapes open in shock.

 

Holly: Ohmigosh! Tate is dying!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

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