Arkadian Enterprises™
Presents
Free For All
The pre-show opens up with Pimp Bizkit arriving at the Hampden Arena. The Human Miracle is walking down the hallway accompanied by a tall and leggy brunette. Suddenly…
Angel: Pimp! Why haven’t you returned any of my calls? I have some important news!
Pimp: I’ve been busy Angel. Anyway, can it wait until after tonight? I have the Heavyweight Championship match to prepare for…
Angel: But Pimp!
Pimp: We will talk later, my dear sister.
On that note, Pimp and his brunette continue down the hallway.
***
Cascade: Hello wrestling world! I’m Smart Mark Cascade with my color commentating partner Albert Cortez bringing you GZW’s “Free For All” only hours away from the third pay-per-view event known as Fallout: Zero Hour!
Cortez: Finally GZW sees the potential us IGW guys have and finally given us our own show!
Cascade: Don’t get to cocky, Albert, because this is only a special show to get this already hyped Scottish crowd ready for the pay-per-view!!
Cortez: Well we have to start somewhere, Stupid Mark!!
Cascade: Speaking of getting started, let’s do that!
---Debut Match:
Ryder vs. Big Lazy Nevin Kash---
Cascade: Our first match will see the debut of Ryder taking on Big Lazy Nevin Kash!
Cortez: Ryder! What U-Haul was taken?
Big Lazy Nevin Kash comes out to the capacity crowd. He raises his arms, trying to get the fans to cheer for him. Big Lazy slowly stumbles his way to the ring.
Cascade: Is Big Lazy drunk AGAIN? What a lazy worker! It's a total slap in the face to our sport!
Cortez: I agree Stupid Mark. I mean I'm all for downing a few drinks at work, but come on! Look at him! The fans pay their hard earned money to be entertained, not watch him stumble, mumble and act like my drunk Uncle Mike!
Herbert Torres: From the streets of
Ryder makes his way to the ring. The newcomer walks down the rampway as the fans anxiously see what he has to offer.
Ryder moves toward Big Lazy. Big Lazy stands toe to toe with Ryder. Ref Fey calls for the start of the match. Ryder starts off with a flurry of right hands, hammering Big Lazy.
Cascade: Big Lazy is wobbling!
Cortez: Is it from the punches or the drinks he had earlier?
Irish whip by Ryder. Kash comes off the ropes. Ryder charges and levels him with a spear. Ryder gets on top of the fallen Big Lazy and hammers him with right hands. Ryder lifts Big Lazy back up to his feet. A DDT by Ryder drops Lazy on his head. Ryder perches himself on the middle turnbuckle.
Cascade: This looks to be over soon!
Big Lazy staggers to his feet, looking around for Ryder. The newcomer whistles for Big Lazy. Lazy turns toward Ryder and Ryder drops Big Lazy with a swinging neckbreaker as he jumps off the turnbuckle.
Cascade: Ryder calls that move the Ruff Neck! This should do it!
Cortez: Of course it should! A finger from Huck Huggin once beat Big Lazy that should have killed him!
1…2…
Cascade: Three! Ryder wins in his GZW debut in convincing fashion!
---Arriving---
Magic and Steph are shown at the open of the scene. Magic has his arm over Steph as they walk down the hallway leading to their locker room. He has his Intercontinental Championship around his waist, his sledgehammer in his right hand and his duffel bag in the other. The two reach the room and Steph opens the door for her husband. They get inside and Magic drops his bag then plops down on the couch. Steph sits down next to him and kisses him on the cheek. Magic looks back at her, smiles, and then returns the kiss. He sinks back into the couch and looks off into the distance while he talks to Steph.
Magic: “Tonight is the night. T-Rex and I, last man stand, for MY title. I never thought I would see the day when my ex best friend would try to take something of mine just to bring his career higher. It really puzzles me as to why Rex has been to strange lately.”
Steph: “He’s going through a hard time in his life right now. His wife just has a baby that isn’t his, he looses his best friend because of his jealousy, and the to top it off he is facing a very painful night that could end his career. If I was him I would be angry and acting weird as well.”
Magic: “Took the words right out of my mouth. I’m going to do a quick promo, you stay here and make yourself comfortable. I’ll be right back.”
Steph: “Okay darling, love ya.”
Magic: “Love you too.”
Magic gets up from his seat and gives Steph one last kiss before leaving the scene.
***
---The TV Champ arrives---
Nathaniel Davis and Anastasia have arrived and are headed to
their dressing room.
Anastasia: Nathaniel, what is it?
***
---Weston with Magic---
The scene opens up just outside Magic’s door where Weston
Bentley waits for him. Weston greets
Magic with a handshake and begins his interview.
Weston: “So Magic, big night for you. How do you feel right about now?”
Magic: “Couldn’t be better. I’m about to walk into that ring tonight as IC Champion and I am going to walk out of this arena still holding the gold. I’m purely confident about my match tonight and I can’t wait to show that punk T-Rex just why I have always been better.”
Weston: “That brings me to my next question. We have seen you go back and forth between your love and hate for your former friend. Now what are your real feelings about your opponent tonight?”
Magic: “I have made it quite clear that Rexy needs to be taut a lesson. He thinks I need some sense knocked into me, but he couldn’t be more wrong. Nathan doesn’t seem to get that without me on his side, he has nothing to live for in this business. He is trying to turn me back to what I don’t want to be, just so he can rise back to the top. I want to see him succeed, I really do, but not with the fans cheering for him. Have you noticed that the only time Rexy was ever successful is when he was in Forsaken? And when we took our separate ways he continued to drop down that ladder of fame and fortune. It’s a pity to see that happen to him, really. That’s why I feel Nathan needs to be taut that the fans are worthless. He needs to be taut that coming back to the Forsaken will bring his career to an all time high. He NEEDS to be taut a lesson that without me, he isn’t shit in this business.”
Weston: “I can tell right now many people resent that. But as far as tonight goes, what makes you think you will just beat T-Rex? Do you have any fears of losing to him and losing your title as well?”
Magic: “Never crossed my mind. T-Rex might be big and strong but he lacks many brain cells. He needs that energy Forsaken gave him to bring his IQ level back to normal. What T-Rex doesn’t realize is that I am not the IC Champ for nothing. I worked my way up that ladder, and I defended this thing with great pride, no pun intended. I have just gained gold after six months since loosing the Heavyweight Championship and I will be damned if I let some fan favorite freak take it away from me. I think I have been through enough hell in this business as it is. It’s time I take matters into my own hands and play this game MY way. And T-Rex seems to be blaming this whole thing on me. Well, I have news for him, it takes two to tango. But tonight I will end this tango with a bang and prove to Nathan that I have carried his ass around this business far too long now. Last man standing couldn’t have been a better choice for tonight’s stipulation. Now poor little Rexy will feel just what it is like to take his Extinction and Final Destination in one evening. And when this little match is over, I can only expect mercy and pleading from Nathan, and maybe, just maybe, I will find time for his sorry ass.”
Weston: “Last question. Win or lose, at the end of the match will you accept T-Rex’s hand to shake?”
Magic: “I will not disgrace myself to such a human who disrespects what was once a great relationship. At the end of the night I will make my decision, but until then let my hand stay away from his. Interview over Weston, I have a big match to prepare for.”
Weston: “Thanks.”
With that said Magic walks back into his locker room as the scene fades.
***
---El Stupendo vs. “The Playboy” Richard Dean---
Before the match, Nikki Nova can be seen handing rocks and money to all the fans in the aisle and at ringside.
Cascade: The valet of Richard Dean passing out the rocks that have become customary to throw at El Stupendo during GZW house shows and dark matches!
Cortez: I’d like to throw my rocks at Nikki Nova, Stupid Mark!
Cascade: Fans of Insane Gods of Wrestling are familiar with “The Playboy” Richard Dean has he has been on a tear since the beginning of the year!
Cortez: Richard Dean even won the IGW Heavyweight Championship back in March!
Cascade: Buying it from Stuart “Touched By Greatness” Randle doesn’t count as being the champion.
Cortez: Does in my book!
El Stupendo is introduced first. As he is walking down the rampway, rocks from all the fans pelt him. Rocks litter the ring as El Stupendo poses for the capacity crowd.
Richard Dean, the millionaire playboy from
Richard: Animals.
Cascade: Albert, can you believe the arrogance of this Richard Dean?
Cortez: Well, I guess he has the money to back it up. I am sure he also has the skill to back it up as well!!
Ref Chris Brownlow calls for the bell and the match begins.
Richard gains the first advantage with a leg takedown. Dean drops two elbows onto The Stupendous One's leg, then follows up with a leglock. El Stupendo makes it to the ropes for a rope break. Dean slaps on an armwrench followed by repeated elbows. Dean taunts the crowd to gain some heat.
Cascade: Richard Dean's attitude reeks!!
Cortez: I knew I smelled Ass Clown around here!
El Stupendo rolls out of the armwrench with a couple tumbles and flips Dean by the wrist. El Stupendo executes a couple of hiptosses on Dean and finishes the flurry with a flipping dropkick. A frustrated Dean rolls out of the ring. The crowd boos for Dean. El Stupendo stomps his feet to rally the crowd, but a rock hit him in the back of his head.
Cortez: That shows what the fans think of El Stupido!!!! Stupido, I made a joke son!
Cascade: This is worse than working with Rim “R.J.” Joss from
Dean regains his composure, enters the ring and rakes the eyes of El Stupendo. Dean follows with a crisp double arm suplex. Dean then tosses the lucha-resu superstar out of the ring where Nikki Nova is ready. While Ref Brownlow admonishes Dean, Nikki stomps on the fallen El Stupendo.
Nikki rolls Stupendo into the ring where Dean sets him up for a boot choke in the corner. Dean breaks the choke. Nikki gets on the apron and holds El Stupendo from behind, setting him up for Dean. Richard Dean runs in, but Stupendo ducks. Dean accidentally knocks Nikki Nova to the floor with a forearm smash.
Cascade: What a bump!! I can still see Nikki Nova's body jiggling!
El Stupendo seizes the opportunity, dropkicks Dean, sending the playboy to the outside. El Stupendo looks to the crowd, runs to the ropes, hops on the top rope and executes a suicide splash on Dean and Nikki. El Stupendo lands several right hands on Dean and rolls him into the ring. El Stupendo gets on the apron and hits a springboard missile dropkick on Dean. El Stupendo irish whips Dean and hits a flying headscissor takedown. Stupendo slams Dean setting him up for a high risk maneuver. Stupendo goes up top and hits an impressive moonsault.
1...2...
Cascade: Richard Dean kicks out!!
Cortez: You've got to hand it to the millionaire playboy. He is one resilient mother fuc..
Cascade: Shut your mouth!!
Cortez: I’m only talking about Richard!!
El Stupendo motions to the crowd, calling for his trademark finisher, That’s Stupendous. El Stupendo flips up over Dean and as he comes down, Dean hooks Stupendo's waist, and drives El Stupendo into the mat with a sideslam.
Cascade: Holy Don Knotts!! Richard Dean countered That’s Stupendous!!
Dean picks up El Stupendo, kicks him in the midsection and bam!!! ECONOMIC BOOM (stunner)!!!
Cortez: It is academic!!
1…2…3!!!
Cascade: “The Playboy” Richard Dean wins here in
Dean dumps a bucket of rocks on the beaten El Stupendo. He places the bucket on Stupendo's head and proceeds to kick El Stupendo senseless.
---Surprise---
The sadistic and maniacal Adam Cage is shown walking in the backstage area near some crates. Suddenly, Eric “Kombat” Fortune comes out of the shadows and attacks Cage.
Cascade: Kombat is taking the fight to Adam Cage before their match at Fallout: Zero Hour!
Corte: No!
Kombat grabs Cage and slams his face into a nearby wall. Then, the RoccWylder and Pendragon Society knight drags Cage up onto a wooden crate. Kombat then lifts Cage up and drops him down on his head with a piledriver through the crate. Kombat gets up, brushing himself off.
Kombat: That’s just a taste of what you’ll get later on tonight, Adam!!
Cascade: Holy Don Knotts! Kombat is taking the fight to Pride, first starting off with Adam Cage!
***
---Backstage---
The TV Champ walks through the hallways of the backstage area looking for Maxx Pain. With kendo stick in hand, Nathaniel Davis kicks open a door only to find the Road Hogg.
RH: Fo sheezy, if it ain't Nathaniel Davis with the big deezy!
RH: Looking for Maxx, that sure ain't jiggy! But you can count on the Road Piggy! Well Franchise, for kiddies of all ages, maybe you'll find him under bad men in the yellow pages!
***
---Dressing room of T-Rex---
Sitting on the couch watching the satellite feed of GZW Television is Commissioner Angel Profit-Williams. Baby Rachel is sleeping soundly in her bassinet. In the far corner away from his wife and her baby is T-Rex warming up for his match later into the night. Angel looks over at her husband and smiles. Rex glances over at her and winks his eye and returns the smile.
Angel gets up from the couch and moves over to the Champion of the People. Rex stops warming up and looks down at her.
Rex: What’s up Angel?
Angel: (putting her arms around his massive waist) You know I love you right?
Rex: Sure.
Angel: And all the stuff that happened in the past is just that…in the past. I want us to be US again, Nathan. The way our love used to be. I know I did some horrible things that I know that can never be forgotten, (she looks over at the couch where Rachel is sleeping) but I want to know that you have forgiven me. That’s all I need from you, Nathan, just your forgiveness.
Rex strokes her hair and looks down into her lovely eyes. He pulls her closer into him and bends down and plants a long sensual kiss upon her mouth that she quickly returns.
Rex: I do love you, Angel. I’ll never forget what took place, but I am willing to forgive. That’s what this night is about. If I’m willing to shake hands with Sean and forgive him than I can truly forgive the woman I love, my wife.
A tear streams down Angel’s face as she buries her face into Rex’s muscular sweaty chest. Rex lifts up her head with his finger under her chin.
Rex: It’s going to be alright, Angel.
Angel: Nathan, I want to tell you about Rachel’s fath…
Before Angel can finish her sentence a loud banging at the door cuts her off. Rachel begins crying, as she is startled from the loud noise. Angel goes to the couch as Rex heads to the door. The door opens before Rex gets to it; Devotion sticks her head in.
Devotion: Sorry to interrupt, Angel, but we need to talk. ALONE.
Angel looks to Rex who just shrugs his shoulders.
Rex: Guess that’s my queue to go for a walk. I’ll look sneak a peek at the line out front. (heading out the door) I love you, Angel.
Angel: (smiling at him while patting Rachel on the back) I love you too, Nathan.
***
---Backstage---
Derek “Battlecry”
Ashton and Peter “Invincible” Gamble, Fast and Furious, step out of a stretch
limo in the sectioned off parking area for incoming GZW staff and wrestlers.
Peter sticks his head back into the limo and says something. Derek and Peter wait
a few moments until an attractive brunette steps out of the limo. Heavily
favoring Peter, the woman looks to be in her early twenties. All three proceed
to move into the Hampden Arena until from seemingly the shadows Mickey “Mouse”
Greer pops out.
Derek: You nearly gave us a heart
attack, Mouse. What is it you want? There’s no garbage on us.
Peter: Derek has a point, Mouse.
Beat it.
Mouse: (eyeing the female) Woowoo. What about her? When did you losers pick up a foxy
chick like this?
Peter: (stepping up on Mouse) Watch
your stinky mouth, Mouse. This is my sister Tiffany.
Tiffany reaches her hand out to
Mouse who ogles her breast instead of shaking her hand. Peter spots this and
steps in front of her.
Peter: Tiffany is off limits to you,
Mouse. You better hope I never catch you around her scooping for dirt.
Mouse: (looking up at him) Okay,
it’s all good. I’m curious as to why we haven’t seen you guys on GZW TV lately?
You must have pissed someone off royally?
Derek: That’s not it in the least, Mouse.
We’ve been busy doing cross-promotional work for the past two weeks over in
Mouse: Oh. So wasup with your match tonight against your longtime
enemies, the College Crew? I’m sure you guys are ready to rip their
heads off and crap down their necks?
Peter: (shaking his head) You truly have a way with words, Mouse. It’s no secret that
College Crew was partially responsible for Derek and I
coming together. Rick Samson and Brent Wellington III terrorized Derek when he
first got to GZW and tried their hardest to bar him from passing his tryout
matches. And has been proved that College Crew was
responsible for the burning down of my bookstore months ago. But all
that is under the bridge now, Mouse. Tonight Fast and Furious gives the frat
boys of Suc Mi Phi another rude awakening.
Fast and Furious pushes Mouse aside
and head into the arena with Tiffany in tow.
***
---Pain Lord vs. Obake---
Cascade: You know Albert; these two have some history between them.
Cortez: I heard that Pain Lord and Obake's running buddy, Johnny Knuckles, had some issues dating back to Southern Wrestling Alliance and United Japan Wrestling. But that was then, this is now. This is the GZW where only the best are allowed to compete.
Cascade: Pain Lord versus Obake, their paths will cross here only hours before Fallout: Zero Hour. So on with the match.
Pain Lord enters the ring first. A faint "SWA" chant starts up, but it is quickly stifled by the thunderous chants of "G-Z-W, G-Z-W!!"
Cascade: These great Scottish fans know who's house this is!!
Obake is next to enter the ring. Obake stares a hole through Pain Lord as the bell rings, signaling the start of the match.
The two men lock up, with Obake gaining the advantage. A scoopslam by Obake followed by another. A huge clothesline takes down Pain Lord once again.
Cortez: Obake has the power of ten men!
Cascade: Well his name means “spirit of the monster” in Japanese!
Obake whips Pain Lord to the ropes, but Pain Lord ducks a clothesline. Obake counters a rebounding Pain Lord with a powerslam.
Cascade: Holy Don Knotts! Pain Lord is getting the snot beat out of him!
Obake picks up a wounded Pain Lord and tosses him out of the ring.
Cortez: I don't think Obake cares about winning; he just wants to beat the crap out of Pain Lord.
Cascade: I think you're right Albert.
Obake stalks Pain Lord on the outside, but Pain Lord finally regains his senses. Pain Lord comes back with a kick to the gut, followed by a suplex onto the arena floor.
Cascade: My goodness gracious!! You can hear Obake's vertebrae snap, crackle and pop!!
Pain Lord continues to bring the pain by whipping Obake into the steel barricades. Eventually, Pain Lord rolls Obake back into the ring. Pain Lord goes for a powerbomb, but Obake reverses it by elevating Pain Lord.
Cascade: Wow!! Look at the height of that elevation!
Cortez: Pain Lord knows about getting high! He was suspended from SWA for drug violations!
Obake puts Pain Lord into the Tree of Woe, when suddenly out of the crowd comes a mysterious figure.
Cascade: MY GOD, IT'S JOHNNY KNUCKLES!!
Cortez: Johnny "The Diceman" Knuckles.
Knuckles pulls Pain Lord's neck while he is still in the Tree of Woe. Obake continues to kick Pain Lord.
Cascade: Ref Eamonn MgHerby is sure letting a lot slide here.
After a vicious baseball slide into the face of Pain Lord, Knuckles gets in the ring to have a piece of Pain Lord.
Angle: Max will finally get to step into the ring with Drug Lord! This was a plan all along to get to Drug Lord.
The Hit Squad start to pound on Pain Lord. Ref MgHerby has no choice but to disqualify Obake, giving Pain Lord the win.
Cascade: Well, interference could not be more blatant than that!
Obake gets Pain Lord into the Texas Cloverleaf while Knuckles climbs the top turnbuckle. He leaps and hits a guillotine leg drop.
Cascade: Someone get a spatula to scrape Pain Lord's face off the canvas!!
The Hit Squad, proud of their work, leaves Pain Lord laying in the ring.
Cascade: This is far from over.
---Backstage---
The scene opens up outside the locker room of Albert Wuchie. Inside he is getting ready for his upcoming match. The door pops open and in comes his younger sister, Jessica. She is dressed in a nice set of skintight black pants with small silver stars scattered around and a black midriff shirt with a big silver star on the front. She leans down next to her brother and places her hand on his back.
Jessica: “Are you ready? Big match tonight bro. Even if it is your last match, I just came here to wish you luck. I just know you will big that fat larded pig, Jackie Lee. I don’t know what Siu Ann sees in him anyway, but that’s not for me to judge.”
Albert: “Me no know about tonight. Maybe I under estimate Jackie a little. I mean he be wrestler longer than me, and he do lots of dirty tricks. But I no give up hope. I go into ring tonight and I give Jackie Lee fight of life. I no like man, but I respect him for accomplishment. But I no stop after tonight. I on GZW active roster, and I plan to stay on active roster. Win, lose, or draw, I make sure to no talk to mean Jackie ever no more.”
Jessica: “I got your back though. And try not to be a sore looser if you lose. I have seen you lose before and believe me, your aren’t fun to be around.”
Albert: “Hey, you no fun to be around any day. I still have job to do as commentator, so me need keep cool after match, IF I lose, witch I keep strong confidence I no lose.”
Jessica: “Well, I’m off to Justin’s locker room to give him a nice massage before his match. Again, good luck.”
Albert: “Sank you, OH, and sayonara!”
Jessica smiles and leaves the room. Albert sinks his head into his hands and rubs
his face a little. He then gets up from
his seat and exits the room as the scene closes.
***
---Dressing room of Chris Sharp---
Standing outside a door marked
“Chris Sharp”, Holly straightens her hair and tries to
beautify herself as she builds up the courage to knock on the door. Once she
gets the courage, Holly goes to knock but the door swings open and Chris Sharp
is about to come out.
Chris: Holly! I didn’t expect to see
you here!!
Holly: Hey Chris. I told you I would
be here and I’m going to be in your corner tonight against Justin.
Chris: But Holly, that won’t be…
Holly: No arguments, Chris. I’m not
going to let your son bully me. Justin strives off of fear and I need to show
him that I am not afraid of him. So regardless of what you say, Holly Fortune
will be in your corner to watch you teach that son of yours some newfound
respect.
Chris: (smiling) Guess I can’t stop
you. I was just going to go sign some autographs for the fans, care to join me?
Holly: Of course, Chris.
The scene fades with the two walking
down the hall.
***
---Loser Leave GZW Match: Troublemaker2K2 Tatum vs. Ran---
Paul Terry: Up next will be singles action as Ran takes on Troublemaker2K2. Tatum issued a challenge to Ran before airtime, the loser leaving the GZW!
As Tatum is already in the ring loosening up, "Timebomb" by Godsmack echoes throughout the Hampden Arena as Ran makes his way to the ring. No nonsense and all business, Ran walks down the ramp to the ring.
The bell rings. Ran charges and sends Troublemaker2K2 flipping in the air with a clothesline.
Terry: Since changing his name and being employed by the mysterious Mr. A., Ran has been nothing short of vicious!
Ran lifts Tatum back up to his feet. Release Northern Lights suplex by Ran. The former WMCB member lifts up his opponent and sets him up in the tree of woe. Ran stomps away at the developmental wrestler's midsection. Ran runs at him and nails Tatum in the face with a baseball slide.
Terry: I think I saw a bunch of teeth fly out of the young wrestler!
Ran lifts up the 165lbs man back up to his feet. Short arm clothesline by Ran. Ran with the cover.
1...2...
Terry: Ran pulls him back up! He could have had the match won already!
Ran lifts Tatum back up to his feet. A mafia kick nails Tatum in the face.
Terry: Devastating mafia kick by Ran!
Ran lifts up Tatum by his long hair and drops
with an out of nowhere high impact clothesline.
Terry: That looks to be the setup for Ran's finisher, Rise and Fall!
Sure enough, Ran picks the limp Tatum back up by the throat lifting him high into the air. With extreme force, Ran drops Troublemaker2K2 to the canvas with a pinning chokeslam.
Terry: The cover! 1...2...Ran pulls Tatum back up again!
Ran lifts Tatum back up to his feet. The fans boo Ran for his vicious arrogance. Ran stands in front of Tatum, who can barely stand up. Ran locks in a bearhug.
Terry: That's Ran's bearhug submission! Tatum is yelling out! He quits! Ran wins the match in convincing fashion and Tatum Troublemaker2K2 is out of the GZW!
Ran still has a serious expression on his face. He leaves the ring, but on the way out, he steps on Tatum's face.
Terry: Something tells me Ran's trail of terror begins here tonight at Fallout: Zero Hour!
---In the parking
lot---
As
Guard: Mr. Davis! Some guy is messing with your rental car!
***
Cascade: That’s our time here at Free For All! There is still time to order Fallout: Zero Hour so call your local cable provider or dish network! For Albert Cortez, I’m Smart Mark Cascade we’ll see you at next time!!
Cortez: Dammit! I hate going back to IGW!!!