Monday Manslaughter 29Oct01

 

 

Suddenly, “Hello” blares through the Coliseum as the Director of Wrestling Affairs for GZW, Tate Troublesome walks out onto the stage. He is joined by the members of his Bad Influence, the GZW Intercontinental Champion, “The Living Legend” Pimp Bizkit, Head of Security, “CareerKiller” Maxx Pain and the BlackHearts, HKWF World Heavyweight Champion Monarch , “Jade Dragon” Sincere and the GZW Heavyweight Champion Deacon Kane. The Rebel For The Hell Of It walks out to the ring with his men behind him.

 

Fortune: What is Tate doing out here?

 

Hunt: Tate's like a great beer! Anytime is a good time!

 

Fortune: This is the GZW! We don't start our shows with 30 minute promos!

 

Bad Influence stands in the ring, the fans showering them with boos and expletives. A "Sellout" chant starts up.

 

Tate: What is it you idiots are sayin’? Oh hell, like it matters what a Coliseum full of brain dead wrestling fans think!

 

The crowd boos even louder.

 

Fortune: Brain dead? We have the best fans in the world! I think Tate has the GZW fans confused with the fans who cheer for the Worm!

 

Tate: But enough with recognizing the low class masses. Onto official GZW business. The first order of business deals with the winningest champion in GZW history, “The Jade Dragon” Sincere. It seems last Thursday on Travesty, the self-proclaimed “Enforcer” T-Rex cost Sincere a long successful reign as a Tag Team Champion. So no matter what happens tonight with T-Rex’s match, just know T-Rex that your path will run across Sincere!!

 

Fortune: So he is saying that if T-Rex wins tonight against Len DuBray, T-Rex still has to meet Sincere before he faces Pimp Bizkit!

 

Hunt: Pure genius! T-Rex should never have cost the professor of psychological warfare and mastermind of mindgames his half of the Tag Team Championship!

 

Tate: Next up we have the man is who paradin’ around my company as if he didn’t lose to one of my best friends, the “Living Legend” Pimp Bizkit, in a Smooth Rules match. The man from Wigan who doesn’t have enough balls to own up to his losses and be a man. The man I’m referin’ to is none other than the “Smooth Operator” Billy Bond!

 

The crowd explodes with cheers. 

 

Fortune: The fans showing their support for their hero!

 

Hunt: Billy Bond is a sore loser! He deserves nobodies cheers!

 

Tate: So Smooth, not only will tonight’s match with The Future be a Last Man Standing affair, but if you lose prepare to leave the GZW!

 

The crowd erupts with a thunderous boo.

 

Fortune: What an announcement! Billy Bond will not only be fighting for his physical life in his Last Man Standing match with Deacon Kane but his professional life as well!

 

Hunt: So long Smooth Operator! You had a great “short” career here! 

 

Tate: So get ready Smooth for pure hell with Deacon Kane! Next order of business, Maxx Pain...(fans boo wildly) and my close friend Pimp (fans boo for the GZW IC Champion). It seems ever since the Bookin’ Committee booked the IC match tonight between the two, it seems I have heard nothin’ but bickerin’ and in fightin’. Well, there is no fightin’ amongst Bad Influence. We do not fight each other for titles, this stable is above that. So in regards to the IC title match tonight between “The Livin’ Legend” and “The CareerKiller”, it will take place.

 

Fortune: Huh? I thought he just said that they don’t fight each other!

 

Tate looks to Deacon Kane and nods to the massive monster. On cue, Deacon turns towards Pain and decks him with a huge right hand.

 

Fortune: What? Deacon Kane is attacking Maxx Pain? What is going on?

 

Hunt: Seems like Tate’s doing a bit of downsizing!

 

Deacon lifts Pain back up to his feet. He grabs Pain's throat with both hands and lifts him high in the air. Deacon then lands several crushing headbutts to the suspended CareerKiller. Deacon then drops down and slams Pain down to the mat with a double handed sitout chokeslam (baldo bomb).

 

Fortune: What impact!

 

With Pain on the mat, Deacon bounces off the ropes and crushes Pain with his The End big splash that almost flattens Pain.

 

Fortune: Deacon makes a Pain sized dent in the canvas!

 

Deacon gets up and shoots a sinister smile to Pimp. Pimp lifts Pain and ties him up between the middle and top ropes. Pain is left helpless as Deacon lays in some crushing rights to the head as Pimp climbs the ropes. Deacon grabs Pain's ankles and lifts him to a horizontal position parallel with the mat. The crowd is on their feet as Pimp takes flight and drops an elbow across the throat of Pain, sending the big man flipping over the top rope, but still stuck in the ropes. Pain hangs helplessly crucified, bloodied and unconscious.

 

Fortune: Ohmigosh!

 

Tate: Maxx Pain, you failed Bad Influence! You couldn't win any title. You couldn't pull your weight! Now, you're nothin’ but dead weight! Oh, in case you couldn't figure it out, you're fired!

 

The crowd boos as Bad Influence leave the ring as Pain is left hanging tied up in the ropes.

 

Hunt: Woohoo! Pain's the weakest link! Goodbye!

 

Fortune: Bad Influence means business tonight!

 

 

                                                                     ---Commercial Break---

 

 

---In-Ring Return: Freak Mauler vs. El Gambit---

 

Fortune: Get ready Alex because here tonight we will see the long awaited return of Freak Mauler!

 

Hunt: But does Freak Mauler have the balls to beat the mean lightheavyweight from HKWF?

 

Freak comes to the ring to a slight hush as none of the fans really remember his last stint in the GZW. He gets into the ring and stretches, waiting for his opponent.

 

Next to come to the ring is El Gambit. He rides down to the ring on his Harley Davidson to a booming boo.

 

Fortune: El Gambit has made a big impact within GZW to short time he has been here!

 

Hunt: Him and his cosh!

 

Freak loosens up in the corner, but El G jumps him before the bell. The match gets underway with El G pummeling Freak with stiff right hands. El G whips Freak into the ropes. Freak ducks a clothesline and comes back with a tackle. He unloads punches on El G's poor head.

 

Fortune: What a flurry by Freak Mauler!

 

Hunt: Mi cabeza!

 

Freak takes control of the match. He whips in El G followed by a flying headscissor takedown. El G gets back up and is met with a spinning heel kick from Freak.

 

Fortune: Freak Mauler is on fire! He is going ballistic on El Gambit!

 

El G gets back up and sticks a thumb in the eyes of Freak.

 

Hunt: He put out that fire!

 

A side Russian leg sweep by El G. He continues the offense with a leg drop across the neck. He goes for the cover but only gets a one count.

 

Fortune: A quick offense attack by El Gambit!

 

Hunt: This is a rather boring match, Kandi!

 

El G goes up top for a missile dropkick. But Freak counters with a dropkick of his own to the gut of El G. Freak waits for El G to get up and...

 

Fortune: Freak Mauler nails him with a spear! He goes for the cover!

 

1...2...

 

Fortune: Kick out!

 

Freak calls to the crowd as he sets up El G on the top rope.

 

Fortune: I think he's going for a top rope hurracanranna!

 

Freak goes up top, but El G hits him with a low blow. El G counters the stunned Freak with a powerbomb from the second turnbuckle.

 

Fortune: HOLY JAZMIN ANDREA! What a move!

 

El G goes for the kill, but he sees…

 

Fortune: Diamond Sledge! What is he doing here? And what is he holding in his hand? Is that...oh my goodness, it's a sledgehammer!

 

Diamond walks over to El G's motorcycle and starts to demolish it with the sledgehammer.

 

Hunt: Somebody get that dumpster diver!

 

El G turns his attention to Diamond, but Freak takes advantage. He hits a bulldog on the distracted El G. He goes up to the top turnbuckle. El G gets up and Freak hits a moonsault.

 

1…2...

 

Fortune: Three! Freak Mauler wins his in-ring return! He has really impressed me here tonight Alex!

 

Diamond leaves the ring content with destroying the Harley as Freak leaves to cheers from the appreciative crowd.

 

---First Aid Room---

 

EMTs tend to Maxx Pain but he refuses their help. He stands up, pushing one EMT into a wall while throwing another one into a corner.

 

Pain: Those son-of-a-bitches!! Someone has to pay!!

 

As Pain opens the door to leave, he is met with a green mist to the face. Pain falls to his knees clutching his burning face and screaming in pain. Monarch walks into the room, green liquid dripping from his mouth. He looks down at the hurt Pain and smiles.

 

Monarch: Compliments of the Wrestling Franchise.

 

Monarch turns and walks out the room as more EMTs make their way in.

 

---Cage Match: Pitfighter vs. Big Country---

 

Fortune: If you look up above us, Alex, you will the hard steel of the cage match! Our next match will be extreme as another New Era wrestler, Pitfighter, locks it up with the former Extreme Champion, Big Country, in that very cage! To be declared the winner you must make through the cage doors!

 

Hunt: Pitfighter has been blabbing off at the mouth since he got here about Big Country! He must not know that Big C used to kick it with Sincere and the CHAOS THEORY©!

 

Fortune: I’m getting word from backstage!

 

Backstage an intern catches Country as he comes out of his dressing room. Like always, Country looks annoyed at any intruder.

 

Country: What?!

 

Intern: I was sent to inform you that match tonight has been called and you have the win.

 

Country: (glaring down at the small intern) Why?

 

Intern: Well, um, it seems that Pitfighter was too…um…er…

 

Country: Spit it out dammit!!

 

Intern: He was too high to perform tonight.

 

Country cracks a sinister grin and turns back to go into his dressing room. The intern quickly walks off before any physical harm can come to him.

 

Country: Well if I can’t get one of these so-called New Era, I’ll just have to get another!

 

Country walks into the dressing room, slamming the door behind him.

 

---Backstage with Pimp---

 

(Pimp is backstage he has a familiar looking piece of paper in his hand, as he dials some numbers on his phone, he continues to walk down the hall way)

Pimp: does this woman never answer her damn phone?

(Pimp walks past a couple of dressing room doors, as he stops and leans against a door with no name on it, its just a plain white door)

Pimp: answer the damn phone!

(Pimp leans against the door, and it goes quiet and as it goes quiet the mobile tone of  “you don’t even know me” plays, Pimp looks at his phone, and it says phoning “lil Sis”, as he puts his ear do the door the ringing gets louder)

Pimp: hmmmmm I wonder?

(Pimp enters through the door, as the scene begins to fade)

           

---Dressing Room---

 

Maxx Pain walks out of his bathroom in his dressing room, shirt removed and a towel around his neck. His hair is wet apparently from washing the lasting effects of the green mist from his face. His wife and valet, Maxxine, looks up at him from the couch she is sitting on watching the show.

 

A knock at the door startles both of them. Pain picks up a fire extinguisher and cautiously walks to the door.

 

Pain: Who is it?

 

The voice on the other side timidly says, “an intern”. Pain cracks the door slightly, bracing himself for an attack. Nothing comes as he looks and sees a female intern at the door.

 

Pain: What?

 

Intern: You’re wanted in the interview room, Mr. Pain. ASAP. We need to get your thoughts on what has happen to you tonight concerning Bad Influence.

 

Pain:  Yeah. I’ll be there in a few.

 

He closes the door and drops the extinguisher on the ground. Maxxine looks relieved as Maxx breathes easily. Maxxine suddenly screams as the door comes flying off the hinges as Deacon Kane tackles into Pain. Sincere steps through the door, looks around and picks up the fire extinguisher.

 

Deacon holds up Pain as Sincere measures him for a blow. Maxxine is screaming “No” but neither BlackHeart pays any attention to her. Sincere reels back and hits Pain squarely across the side of the head with the metal canister, busting the “CareerKiller” opening. Not satisfied, Deacon lifts up the slumping body of Pain and executes the Wicked Way (OOC: check out the roster board).

 

Sincere: (standing over the prone body of Pain) Remember who did this to you, boy. You want to play a man’s game but still have a child’s mind.

 

Deacon: (over Sincere’s shoulder) You are no “CareerKiller”! You are a pathetic joke!

 

The two BlackHearts walk out of the room leaving Maxxine sobbing over her unconscious husband.

 

---Television Championship: “The Sleepwalker” Yiroshi Takenbu vs. “The GiantKiller” Jason Makavelli---

 

The arena lights go out as Yiroshi Takenbu makes his way to the ring to a mixed reaction from the GZW fans. “The Heretic Anthem” by Slipknot rocks the Coliseum as The Sleepwalker steps into the ring. He waits in the corner for the Television Champion.

 

“Rap Superstar” blares as Jason Makavelli comes to the ring with the TV title around his waist and Helen by his side. The two stare down each other in the ring.

 

Fortune: This will be a very closely contested matchup!

 

Yiroshi and Jason lock up. Yiroshi locks in a hammerlock. Jason flips forward, breaking the hold and flipping Yiroshi. But Yiroshi cartwheels out of the flip. Jason goes for a leg sweep, but Yiroshi jumps over the attempt. Jason gets to his feet and nails Yiroshi with a spinning kick to the midsection. Yiroshi stumbles back. Both men stare at each other out of respect.

 

Crowd: G-Z-W!! G-Z-W!!

 

Fortune: The crowd is really into this one!

 

Hunt: Imagine that!

 

The two men circle each other. Yiroshi slides in and takes down Jason with a leg takedown. Yiroshi drives the elbow into the groin. Yiroshi holds both of Jason's legs, jumps up and comes down with a leg drop to the groin. He goes to the apron and slingshots himself over and hits a leg drop. The cover, but Jason kicks out.

 

Fortune: Almost an upset by the New Era wrestler!

 

Hunt: What is really up with these New Era punks? I have to agree with Magic on this one, they are annoying!

 

Yiroshi picks up Jason and lays in several loud chops to the chest. An Irish whip by The Sleepwalker. Jason ducks a clothesline and bounces off the ropes and hits a flying headscissors on Yiroshi. Yiroshi gets back up, but he is sent over the top rope by a dropkick from Jason. With Yiroshi on the Coliseum floor, Jason runs to the ropes. He fakes going through the ropes, holds onto the ropes and swings himself back in the ring, a la Mysterio. The crowd pops. But then Jason does jump onto the top rope and hits a moonsault onto Yiroshi.

 

Fortune: What tremendous action here tonight!

 

Hunt: Yeah, only if I get lucky with Helen tonight! I know Fubu, I mean, Jason ain’t hitting that right!

 

Jason rolls Yiroshi into the ring. Jason gets on the apron and waits for Yirosha to get to his feet. Jason jumps off the top rope and hits a hurricanranna. Jason hooks Yiroshi's legs.

 

1...2…

 

Fortune: Kick out by Yiroshi!

 

Jason picks up Yiroshi and whips him to the ropes. Yiroshi ducks a clothesline and bounces back. Jason goes for an avalance style hurricanranna, but Yiroshi counters it into a sitdown powerbomb.

 

Fortune: Holy Jazmin Andrea! Jason's head bounced off the canvas like a basketball!

 

Yiroshi picks up Jason and hits a snap suplex. Yiroshi goes up to the top turnbuckle.

 

Fortune: He is going for it all right here! But wait!!

 

Running down the rampway is two thirds of the BlackHearts, Sincere and Deacon Kane.

 

Fortune:  The BlackHearts are at it again! First Maxx Pain now Yiroshi! Can’t Deacon just leave Yiroshi alone?

 

Hunt: The New Era punk asked for it, Kandi, just like Maxx Pain!

 

Deacon hits Yiroshi in the back while Sincere goes into the ring and applies his Dragon’s Tail (sharpshooter) to Jason. Deacon, while standing on the apron, lifts Yiroshi over his head and jumps off the apron slamming the newcomer to the Coliseum floor.

 

Fortune: Somebody stop this carnage!

 

Hunt: Why? This is sports entertainment!

 

Deacon throws Yiroshi into the ring. Sincere continues to lock in the Dragon’s Tail. Deacon lifts up Yiroshi and hits the Wicked Way Argentine back breaker. Refs litter the ring, but Deacon tosses them right back out.

 

Fortune: Who can stop the BlackHearts?

 

Suddenly, “Kool Hand” Luke LaVerne comes running into the ring. Kool hits Sincere, causing him to break the hold. He then lays in some right hands to the head of Deacon. The lights go out...

 

Fortune: What...what is going on?

 

Hunt: I...need... my mommy!

 

When the lights go on, Monarch is standing in the middle of the ring. Kool turns around, but is leveled by Monarch. Deacon and Sincere hold Kool up as Monarch lays in a kick to the gut. Monarch hooks Kool and drops him with...

 

Fortune: BLAZING CROWN (burning hammer)!

 

The BlackHearts leave the ring, satisfied with their handiwork, as Kool, Yiroshi and Jason lay in the ring.

 

Hunt: So much for these New Era punks!

 

 

                                                                 ---Commercial Break---

 

 

---In-Ring Return: Zeke vs. “The Desert Storm” Magic---

 

Fortune: Up next will be yet another in-ring return as Zeke tries to climb the ladder of success in GZW!

 

Hunt: Well the climb should be easy as he will be facing off against a man who has completely fell out of any hopes for another Heavyweight title shot! And I’m not talking about Giggles, but that boring Magic!

 

Fortune: Magic is one bad man and he will take on the returning Zeke!

 

Zeke comes out to the ring to a mediocre reaction. He slides into the ring loosening up.

 

“Superbeast” by Rob Zombie rips through the Coliseum as Monarch, wearing jeans and a BlackHeart promo shirt, with the HKWF World title draped over his shoulder. He makes down to the ring, ignoring Zeke and walks to the announce table. He takes a seat next to Alex Hunt and puts on a headset.

 

Hunt: Welcome Monarch! Don't mind Kandi! What brings you here to ringside?

 

Monarch: Want to see this bloke from the New Era called Zeke.

 

Fortune: That's all?

 

Monarch: And want to see how bloody low Magic has sunk in his quest to be the best in wrestling.

 

Fortune: Can you explain to us you and your stablemates actions tonight?

 

Monarch: That’s none of your business you tart!

 

Hunt: Yeah, tart Kandi! Hehee!

 

"Bittersweet" plays on the speakers, introducing Magic. He comes down the rampway and slides into the ring. He goes over to the ropes and points to Monarch.

 

Monarch: Yeah? What? You are nothing more than a little boy!

 

As Magic is yelling at Monarch, Zeke comes from behind with a forearm to the back. Referee Patricia Albertson starts the match. Zeke lands a couple of chops to the chest and whips Magic to the ropes. Magic ducks a back elbow, bounces off the ropes and levels Zeke with a clothesline. Zeke gets up and Magic takes him over with a hiptoss. Zeke gets up and begs off Magic. Magic comes in, but Zeke gets a quick thumb to the eyes.

 

Fortune: What a cheap move!

 

Zeke rocks Magic's head with a series of European uppercuts. Zeke then hits a sweet falling suplex. He then looks to the crowd, drawing heat from the fans.

 

Monarch: These disrespectful morons! They wouldn't know good wrestling if it bit them in their fat arses!

 

Zeke then snapmares Magic over and quickly applies a rear chinlock. The fans chant for Magic to get up. Magic gets to his feet and drives several elbows to the gut to break free. Magic bounces off the ropes for momentum, but Zeke runs in with a knee to the gut, flipping Magic onto his butt. With Magic seated, Zeke comes from behind and flips over with a snapping neckbreaker. Zeke poses for the crowd.

 

Fortune: Zeke has definitely showed signs of improvement since his departure!

 

Monarch: Improvement! What a farce! Is this all the GZW has to offer the HKWF World Heavyweight Champion?

 

Zeke lifts Magic to his feet and nails a double arm suplex. The cover by Zeke, but Magic kicks out. Zeke lifts up Magic and hits a belly to back suplex. Zeke is calling for a powerbomb.

 

Fortune: We could be seeing a major upset here!

 

Zeke has Magic's head between his legs. He goes to lift him up, but Magic counters. Magic instead grabs Zeke’s legs, lifts him up and hits a sidewalk slam. The crowd goes crazy. Magic lifts up Zeke and unloads right hands. Whip by Magic, reversed by Zeke. Zeke drops his head and Magic capitalizes by nailing a DDT. Magic picks up Zeke and whips him to the ropes. Magic follows up with a powerslam on the New Era newcomer. Magic looks to the crowd and then goes up to the top turnbuckle.

 

Angle: He is going for the Abra Kadabra (elbow drop off top rope)!

 

Monarch: Like hell he is!

 

Monarch leaves the announcing table to get on the apron. He shakes the ropes causing Magic to lose his balance. He falls and gets crotched on the top turnbuckle. Zeke recovers and goes up top. He hooks Magic, going for a superplex. But Magic blocks it. Magic fights out of it with some punches to the ribs. Magic then grabs Zeke by the neck and shoulder and leaps off the top rope, nailing Zeke with a top rope urinage (rock bottom, book end).

 

Fortune: HOLY JAZMIN ANDREA! Magic just dropped Zeke straight to Hades!

 

Hunt: Magic’s little brother is here?

 

The cover by Magic. The count by Ref Albertson.

 

1...2…

 

Fortune: Monarch pulls Magic's leg, breaking up the count!

 

Magic gets up and pulls Monarch by the hair onto the apron. Monarch goes for a right hand, but Magic blocks it. Magic lands a thunderous right hand of his own knocking Monarch off the apron. But Zeke gets up and nails Magic from behind with a double ax handle to the back. Zeke then chops away on the chest of Magic in the corner. Zeke goes to whip Magic, but Magic reverses Zeke back into the original corner, sandwiching Ref Albertson and knocking her down.

 

Fortune: There goes the ref!

 

Hunt: No place for a woman anyway!

 

Magic hooks Zeke and drops him on his head with a vicious belly to back suplex. Magic goes for the cover but there is no ref. Magic lifts up Zeke and pummels him with punches. Meanwhile Monarch grabs a chair from ringside. Magic whips Zeke, but Zeke reverses. When Magic hits the ropes, Monarch blasts him with the steel chair in the back. Magic stumbles forward. Zeke kicks him in the gut and sets him between his legs. Monarch slides the chair into the ring. Zeke hoists up Magic in a powerbomb, then pushes him off into a facebuster onto the chair.

 

Fortune: Onto the cold steel chair! What a heinous act!

 

Zeke then goes for the cover. Monarch revives Ref Albertson.

 

1…2…

 

Fortune: Three! Zeke gets the upset win with a huge assist to Monarch!

 

Hunt: Why does it have to be an upset win? Just cause Zeke is apart of the New Era? Such bias!

 

Zeke and Monarch stomp away on Magic while the fans boo the two assailants. Monarch takes the chair and smashes it over the head of Magic. He the turns to the still stomping Zeke and smashes the chair over his head. Monarch lifts Zeke up and drops him with the Imperial Impalement (Emerald Fusion). Monarch leaves Magic and Zeke a bloody mess in the ring while officials come out to tend to them.

 

Hunt: Monarch is REAL wrestling!

 

Fortune: Enjoy the moment while you can, Monarch. Your time will come!

 

---Extreme Championship: No Disqualification Match: Gangzta vs. Adam Cage---

 

Fortune: This match spotlights the two of the New Era newcomers to the GZW as well as the first title defense of Adam Cage since he won the Extreme title on Travesty last Thursday in the crazy fourway table match!

 

Hunt: Want I want to know is why did you hire Gangzta back knowing full well how lazy he is? No a single promo or interview has been seen of him on GZW Television! Maxx Pain should have permanently ended his career! Then again we are talking about the ex-Bad Influence Head of Security, Maxx Pain!

 

Fortune: Well, everyone deserves a second chance, Alex! This is just one of those mistakes I made as Director of Wresling Talent!

 

Hunt: Damn right!

 

“One Step Closer” by Linkin Park plays and the crowd stands on its feet awaiting the Extreme Champion. Adam Cage makes his way to the ring with two bamboo kendo sticks. Cage gets in the ring, stands in his ready stance and waits for his opponent.

 

Gangzta steps onto the entranceway as nothing but sheer silence is heard. Not one person in the Coliseum makes a cheer or a boo for the him. As he walks down the rampway a fan’s sign reads, “Who in the hell are you?”

 

Hunt: Listen all the noise in here! Hehe!

 

Angle: Here we go!

 

Gangzta starts the match by hammering away on Cage with powerful fists. Gangzta picks up Cage and whips him to the ropes. Cage ducks a big boot and nails Gangzta with a dropkick. Zage goes for an Irish whip of his own, but Gangzta reverses and hits an inverted atomic drop on Cage. Gangzta then follows up with a vicious clothesline. He hopes out the ring and slides back in with a steel chair.

 

Fortune: Gangzta has some cruel intentions for Adam Cage with that chair!

 

Hangzta blasts Cage in the head with the steel chair, denting the chair. Gangzta places the chair on the mat, picks up Cage and piledrives him onto it. The cover, but Cage kicks out. Gangzta picks up Cage and whips him into the corner. Gangzta takes the chair and charges in. Cage gets his boot up and kicks the chair into Gangzta’s face.

 

Fortune: Gangzta gets a mouthful of steel!

 

Hunt: He needs a mouthful of toothpaste!

 

With Gangzta momentarily stunned, Cage gets on the turnbuckle and nails him with a flying back elbow. Cage picks up the chair now. He takes it and smashes over Gangzta’s head not once, not twice, not even three times, but a brain-scrambling four times. Cage places the chair on Gangzta’s face, gets on the apron and hits a slingshot leg drop, driving the chair into Gangzta’s face.

 

Fortune: Ouch!

 

Hunt: That’s that girlie move that Celestia does!

 

The cover by Cage, but Gangzta tosses him off. Cage undoes the padding on the top turnbuckle. He picks up Gangzta and goes to slam his face into the exposed steel, but Gangzta blocks. Gangzta grabs Cage and slams his face into the steel. Gangzta hooks a stunned Cage's waist and hits a release German suplex.

 

Fortune: Ohmigosh! Did you see how Cage's body folded on that suplex?

 

Hunt: This New Era guys are very flexible!

 

Gangzta picks up Cage and Irish whips him. Cage ducks a clothesline and nails Gangzta with a spinning heel kick. Cage lands several punches on Gangzta. Irish whip by Cage is reversed by Gangzta. Gangzta charges in and clotheslines Cage sending him over the top rope and out of the ring.

 

Fortune: Cage is right in front of us Alex!

 

Hunt: You remember what happen last time? He viciously attacked you!

 

Cage leans against the announcing table to regain his balance. Meanwhile Gangzta is on the apron, measuring Cage for his next strike. Gangzta flies toward Cage going for a double ax handle, but Cage quickly grabs a monitor off the table, turns and smashes it into the face of Gangzta.

 

Fortune: Holy Jazmin Andrea! What a shot by Adam Cage! He destroyed that monitor and quite possibly, Gangzta’s face!

 

Cage goes and grabs one of his bamboo kendo sticks. He strikes Gangzta in the back with it, dropping Gangzta to his knees. Cage lifts the stick high above his head, but he waits too long giving Gangzta enough time to lowblow him. Gangzta then picks up Cage in an atomic drop position and slams him into the ringpost, crotch and face first.

 

Fortune: This match has been downright brutal!

 

Hunt: It will be nothing compared to our main event!

 

Cage falls to the Coliseum floor. Gangzta stomps away on him. Gangzta picks up Cage and drops him throat first across the steel rail. Gangzta then rolls Cage back into the ring. Gangzta grabs a fresh chair and gets in the ring.

 

Fortune: Gangzta is going to finish off the Extreme Champ in the ring!

 

Gangzta smacks Cage with the chair. Then he places the chair on mat. Gangzta then hits a huge powerbomb onto the chair.

 

Hunt: That’s a lot of power by the big man!

 

The cover by Gangzta.

 

1…2…

 

Fortune: A miraculous kick out by Cage! Can you believe it?

 

Hunt: Actually I can! Gangzta sucks!

 

Gangzta is furious. He sets up Cage on the top turnbuckle for a top rope powerbomb.

 

Fortune: He is going to hit the superbomb onto the chair!

 

Gangzta is on the turnbuckle with Cage. Gangzta hooks Cage's waist.

 

Fortune: BUT WAIT!

 

Coming out of the crowd is Big Country with a steel crowbar. He gets in the ring and nails Gangzta in the back of his head with it. Country leaves the ring as quickly as he entered, going up the rampway.

 

Fortune: Big Country making sure that no one gets that Extreme belt off of Cage before he does!

 

Hunt: Big C said he was going to get some New Era punks tonight! I think Gangzta is seriously hurt!

 

Gangzta falls off the turnbuckle, onto his face. The back of his head is split wide open and blood and brains are oozing out. Cage rolls the unconscious Gangzta over. The cover.

 

1…2...

 

Fortune: Three!! Adam Cage wins his first title defense match! I think Gangzta’s career in GZW is over once again!

 

Hunt: If he can get his head mended, I heard IGW has some training slots open!

 

Country smiles and points to Cage as he watches from the stage. Cage gets his hand raised in victory.

 

 

                                                                  ---Commercial Break---

 

 

 

---Parking lot---

 

Backstage in the underground parking lot of the Coliseum, an idling ambulance awaits the arrival of someone. From inside the building emerges EMTs pushing a stretcher with Maxx Pain on it. Maxxine is sobbing as she holds her husbands hand. GZW security surround them.

 

As they reach the back of the ambulance, someone pushes pass the guards and overturns the stretcher, dumping a strapped in Maxx Pain onto the ground. The camera shows the assailant to be none other than Pimp Bizkit. The security guards quickly move to grab him but a voice behind them is heard saying, “If you want your jobs in the mornin’ you’ll not touch him!” The guards turn to see Tate Troublesome, decked out in a crème colored custom made Armani designer suit. The guards immediately back away from the IC Champ.

 

Tate: Continue with what you were goin’ to do, Pimp.

 

Pimp kneels down in front of the strapped to the stretcher Pain. Pimp lays in several slaps to Pain’s face.

 

Pimp: All you had to do was go along. I would have made you a legend. Now you are nothing more than a memory.

 

Pimp stands up and spits down onto Pain. He turns and looks Maxxine up and down. A sparkle flickers in his eyes.

 

Pimp: Anytime you want a real job and a real man, come talk to the “Living Legend”.

 

Pimp pats her on the behind as he and Tate walk away laughing.

 

---Number One Contender Match for the Intercontinental Championship: Len DuBray vs. “The Enforcer” T-Rex--

 

Fortune: What a match we'll have next with the GZW Enforcer taking on one of the newest recruit to HKWF, Len DuBray! This match is for the highly contested number one contender spot for the belt which Pimp Bizkit has around his waist!

Hunt: Plus you can’t leave out the fact that if T-Rex does win by some stroke of luck he still will have to face his once Tag Team Champion partner, Sincere!

Fortune: T-Rex is definitely entering the darkness of the HKWF and Bad Influence tonight!

The lights go dim as Len makes his way to the ring to the tune of “Cops and Robbers”. He slithers slowly to the ring, looking around as if he hears voices in his head. Len slides under the bottom ropes and awaits his opponent in the corner.

Fortune: Len is looking very focused tonight!

Hunt: He knows that he will be the number one contender in a few minutes, Kandi!

"I AM NUMBER ONE!!!!"

Fortune: Here comes the former GZW Heavyweight and Tag Team Champion, the Enforcer, T-Rex!

 

Hunt: Do you go to the bathroom for him too?

Rex makes his way to the ring. The fans pop like crazy for him. A fan's sign reads "You are still my Champ, T-Rex!"

Rex gets in the ring and Ref Paulie Newman calls for the start of the match. Len slowly paces around the ring, eyeing Rex's every move. Rex moves in and kicks Len. Len gets to his feet only to get his head rocked by Rex's right hands. Irish whip by Rex and a sweet dropkick by the 7’3” Enforcer takes Len down. Len gets up and Rex takes him down with a huge hiptoss. Rex looks to his fans as they roar in approval. Len gets up and rakes the eyes of Rex to gain the advantage.

Fortune: DuBray knows every dirty trick in the book!

Hunt: And if it's not in the book, he will write it in!

Len grabs Rex by his hair and hits several headbutts in a row. Rex drops to the mat. Len looks to the crowd and flashes a sinister grin.

Fortune: He is one sick and twisted individual!

Hunt: Hey, you don't make it in this world being a boy scout!

Len gets on the floor and chokes the very life out of Rex. Ref Newman steps in to break up the choke. Len glares at the ref. Rex slowly gets to his feet, but Len drives a couple of wicked elbows to the back of his neck. Len lays in a few punches and whips Rex to the ropes. Rex ducks a clothesline attempt, bounces off the ropes and nails Len with a flying forearm smash to the head. Rex picks up Len and sends him crashing down to the mat with a body slam. Len gets up and Rex takes him down with a clothesline. Suddenly...

Fortune: Is that John Taylor making his way to the ring?

Hunt: I knew I felt the chill of a Hitman in the air!

Rex sees Gunman at ringside. The Enforcer is wary of any cruel intentions the HKWF member may have. Rex picks up Len and hits a piledriver. The cover, but Len kicks out. Rex picks up Len attempts an Irish whip, reversed by Len. As Rex hits the ropes, Gunman grabs Rex's leg. Rex turns to look at Gunman. Meanwhile, Len charges at Rex. But Rex senses him coming, and elevates Len in a back body drop over the top rope and onto the floor in front of Gunman. Gunman stands next to Len as DuBray gets to his feet. Rex then brings the fight to the HKWF duo by running and diving over the top rope and wiping both of them out with a suicide splash.

Fortune: Holy Jazmin Andrea! What a risky move by T-Rex just to take out the HKWF members!

Hunt: He may have hell to pay for that! Lone Gunman wasn't even doing anything. He was just watching the match!

Rex rolls Len back into the ring. Rex gets back in the ring as well. Gunman slowly rises to his feet to watch the action. Rex whips Len to the ropes and nails a powerslam. Rex goes up to the top turnbuckle. Len distracts Ref Newman by pulling him towards him. Meanwhile, Gunman gets on the apron and hits Rex in the small of the back. Rex falls and lands on his crotch on the top turnbuckle. With Ref Newman distracted by Len, Gunman climbs in the ring and gets on the turnbuckle with Rex. Gunman then hooks Rex's waist and hits a top rope belly-to-belly suplex on Rex.

Fortune: What the hell? John Taylor with the blatant interference!

Len releases Ref Newman. Len goes over to cover Rex.

Fortune: No! Not like this!

1...2...

Fortune: Three! Len DuBray gets a cheap win over T-Rex and a shot at the Intercontinental Championship! But wait, the HKWF boys are not done yet!

Len lifts up Rex and holds him so that Gunman can pummel him with punches and kicks.

Hunt: This teaming of Len DuBray and John Taylor is ingenious! Mr.Profit and Ms.Giovianni have teamed the two most vicious sadistic men in our business together!

Len and Gunman lift up Rex and hit a double powerbomb. But running down the rampway comes Magic with his sledgehammer to clear the ring of the HKWF duo.

Fortune: Thank goodness for Magic!

Hunt: Magic just doesn’t learn! He will be sorry!

 

 

----Intercontinental Championship: “The CareerKiller” Maxx Pain vs. “The Living Legend” Pimp Bizkit---

 

Fortune: Up next, it will be the ex-Bad Influence member, Maxx Pain! Earlier tonight Tate and his cronies excommunicated Maxx Pain! It was not that long ago that tonight that Pimp pushed pain over while he was on a stretcher! Without a title and his rage at an all time high, I would not like to be in Pimp’s shoes!

 

Hunt: So Tate Troublesome fired Pain in the Ass? So Bad Influence beat the crap out of Pain throughout the entire show? Boo hoo! What about us? We have to still hear Pain’s whiney voice!

 

The fans give a mixed reaction as the now battered Pain makes his way to the ring. Pain steps into the ring, ready to lock up with his former stablemate.

 

Fortune: I guess Maxx decided against going to the hospital after the beatings he has taken already tonight!

 

Hunt: Dumb with a big mouth! Not the best combination!

 

"Don’t See The Signs" hits the speakers. The fans boo LOUDLY as Pimp makes his entrance. The IC Champ steps onto the stage with a lady of leisure. The fans hurl insults and garbage as Pimp makes his way to the ring, but Pimp just smirks at them.

 

Both men tie up. Pain ducks under behind Pimp with a rear waistlock, but Pimp with a quick back elbow breaks free. Pimp off the ropes for momentum, but Pain with a drop toe hold takes down the Champ. Pimp gets up slowly holding his mouth. Pain with punches, follows up with an Irish whip. Pain with a big kick drops Pimp. Pimp gets back up, only to get another big kick to the face. Pimp quickly slides out of the ring to take a "time out".

 

Fortune: Pimp taking his time to catch his breath out on the floor! Pain is standing in the ring, motioning for Pimp to get back in!

 

Hunt: Don't worry, Pain in the Ass! Pimp's just taking his time!

 

Pimp climbs back into the ring. Pain moves in with punches. Irish whip by Pain, reversed by Pimp right into a short back elbow to the face. Pimp lifts Pain back up and drops him with a vertical suplex.

 

Fortune: With Pain down, Pimp steps on his face and really grinds the bottom of his boot on the face of the ex-Head of Security!

 

Pimp lifts Pain up and grinds in a side headlock. Pain pushes Pimp off to the ropes to break free. Pimp back off the ropes. Pain with a hiptoss takes down Pimp. Pimp back up, scoop slam by Pain. Pimp back up slowly to his feet. Pain fires off several punches followed by an Irish whip, reversal by Pimp. As Pain hits the ropes, a lady of leisure grabs his leg. Pimp charges at Pain, but Pain with a back body drop sends the IC Champ over the top rope and down to the Coliseum floor. (fans pop) As Pimp gets up slowly to his feet, Pain runs to the ropes and slingshots himself out of the ring and wipes him out with slingshot plancha.

 

Fortune: Maxx Pain pulling out the stops tonight!

 

The fans pop as both men slowly get up to their feet. Pain with a clothesline sends Pimp over the guardrail and into the front row of the crowd. As Pimp gets up slowly in the crowd, Pain clotheslining the IC Champion.

 

Fortune: Pain really taking the fight to Pimp! Tate may have created a monster by firing Maxx Pain!

 

Pain tosses Pimp over the guardrail and back to the ringside area. Pain climbs back to ringside. He picks up Pimp's head and slams his face into the apron before rolling the IC Champ back into the ring. As Pimp gets up slowly in the ring, Pain climbs up to the top turnbuckle. He leaps off the top rope for a clothesline, but Pimp catches his arm and brings Pain down to the mat into a reverse armbar.

 

Fortune: Pimp Bizkit with a great counter!

 

Hunt: This is the GZW! You don't win the Intercontinental Title without knowing how to wrestle!

 

Pimp releases the reverse armbar. Pain gets up slowly. Pimp moves in and drops his opponent with a swinging neckbreaker.

 

Fortune: Pimp back on the attack now, blatantly choking Pain with his bare hands!

 

Pimp lifts him back up, rocks his head with European uppercuts. Irish whip now by the Living Legend. Pain off the ropes. Pimp with a running knee to the midsection sends the CareerKiller flipping in the air into a seated position. Pimp follows up with a swift kick to the back of the neck.

 

Fortune: Uh oh! Look who's coming out to ringside!

 

Hunt: Tate Troublesome! Bow down to another legend in GZW!

 

Pimp lifts Pain up and tosses him out of the ring. As Pimp is being reprimanded by Ref Albertson, Tate goes to work on Pain at ringside, stomping on him.

 

Fortune: Ever the opportunist, Tate lays the boots to Pimp at ringside!

 

Hunt: Those aren’t boots, Kandi! Those are custom-made designer dress shoes! Only the best for Tate!

 

Tate rolls Pain back into the ring. Pimp lifts up Pain and chops away on him in the corner. Pimp whips Pain across the ring to the opposite corner. Pimp charges in, but Pain gets a boot up. Pimp staggers away from Pain holding his mouth. Pain charges out of the corner and drops Pimp with a clothesline.

 

Fortune: Pain with a clothesline! He's making his comeback!

 

Pain lifts Pimp back up to his feet. Right hands by Pain. Irish whip by Pain, reversed by Pimp. Pain off the ropes, ducks a Pimp clothesline. Pimp turns around. Pain grabs him and tosses him with an exploder. Pimp gets up slowly to his feet holding his back. Pain moves in behind him and drops him with an inverted DDT. Tate gets up on the apron, but Pain knocks him off with a huge right hand.

 

Hunt: Hey! That was uncalled for!

 

Tate's momentary distraction gives Pimp time to get back up and attack Pain from behind with a double ax handle. Pimp lifts up Pain with a belly to back suplex, but Pain flips out and lands behind him. Pimp turns around. Pain kicks him in the midsection, then drops him face first into the mat with a fame-asser. The cover by Pain.

 

1...2…

 

Fortune: No! Pimp gets a shoulder up! That was SOOOO close!

 

Hunt: Whatever! Pimp could have kicked out at one, he was just resting!

 

Pain lifts Pimp back up to his feet. Irish whip by Pain. Pimp off the ropes. Pain has his head down for a back body drop, but Pimp counters by dropping Pain's face down hard onto his knee with a facebuster to the knee, a la HHH. Pain staggers back, holding his jaw. Pimp moves in, grabs him and slams his face into the mat with the "stroke" facebuster. Cover by Pimp.

 

1…2…

 

Fortune: No! Pain kicks out! Pimp is pissed! He felt he should have had the win right there! Now the Champ is calling for the Final Choke!

 

He lifts Pain up, but Pain pushes him into the ropes. Pimp bounces back off the ropes, ducks a Pain clothesline. Pain turns around. Kick to the midsection by Pimp. A stunner by Pimp. The cover.

 

1...2…

 

Fortune: Three! Pimp wins it! Give credit to Maxx Pain for a hell of a match, but the Intercontinental Champion pulls out the win!

 

Pimp, the lady of leisure and Tate head back up the ramp to a chorus of boos.

 

 

 

                                                                    ---Commercial Break---

 

           

 

---Main Event: GZW Heavyweight Championship: Last Man Standing/ Loser Leave GZW Match: “Smooth Operator” Billy Bond vs. Deacon Kane---

 

Fortune: Our main event tonight will be another world famous GZW Last Man Standing Match between the Smooth Operator, Billy Bond and the GZW Heavyweight Champion, Deacon Kane. The rules are simple, if you can render your opponent unable to get up at the count of ten, they lose. We have had Last Man Standing matches in the past and they have been in a word: brutal!

 

Hunt: But not only is this for the top strap in the business, but that cheater Billy Bond will be fighting for his professional career in GZW! After Deacon renders Bond unable to get up, Billy boy will be pack his bags and that ugly chaise lounge and be getting the hell out of this company!

 

“Hair of the Dog” rips through the speakers as Deacon Kane strides down the rampway, Heavyweight title belt flung over his shoulder. The crowd is welcomes the Champion with boos and garbage. The biggest man in GZW steps over the top rope and throws the Heavyweight belt to Senior Referee Richard Dark.

 

Hunt: What kind of bologna is this! How come the Heavyweight Champ is getting introduced first?

 

Fortune: That is strange, Alex!

 

As Deacon stands in the center of the ring going on about how Smooth was not going to show up, simultaneously every light in the Coliseum dies and “Smooth Operator” breaks through the dark silence. A spotlight shines down from the rafters and centers on the now blackened Zero-tron, where repelling down from the top is a man dressed in full jungle camo. Gloves, Hat, Face Paint, and a M-16 slung over his shoulder. As he reaches the stage, he kneels down and pulls the rifle around. Crouches and aims directly at Deacon Kane...A laser beam from the muzzle area of the rifle shines down and hits Deacon directly between the eyes as the man pulls the trigger. The man then stands up and tosses the gun off the stage. He pulls off the hat and the recognizable long hair falls from underneath. Smooth tosses the hat to a young fan and charges down into the ring, prepared for one hell of a fight. As the lights go back on a fan's sign reads, “Time to Do or Die, Smooth!!”

 

Fortune: Billy Bond is ready for war!

 

Hunt (in a monotone voice): Yippee. Yo Joe!

 

Smooth runs to the ring, slides in under the bottom rope and takes the fight to Deacon. Smooth with stiff right hands and kicks. Smooth with an Irish whip. Deacon off the ropes. Smooth with a huge flying forearm smash. The fans pop as Deacon hits the mat hard. Smooth lifts up Deacon and beats him down in the corner with rapid fire punches. Smooth whips Deacon to the opposite corner. Smooth charges in, but Deacon gets a boot up catching Smooth in the face. With Smooth staggering, Deacon levels him with a running clothesline. Deacon then shows his vicious side as he stomps away on Smooth and then chokes him across the throat with his boot.

 

Hunt: Talk about boot camp!

 

Deacon lifts Smooth to his feet and takes him down with a gorilla press bodyslam. Deacon then goes to a blatant choke while looking to the booing fans.

 

Fortune: Deacon with a choke but everything is legal in this match!

 

Deacon lifts Smooth to his feet and whips him to the ropes. Smooth ducks a clothesline, bounces off the ropes and nails Deacon between the eyes with another flying forearm smash. Deacon slowly gets up and charges at Smooth. Smooth elevates him up and over the top rope, sending Deacon crashing to the floor.

 

Fortune: Deacon is in front of us!

 

Smooth goes up to the top turnbuckle, measuring up Deacon on the floor. Smooth takes flight, going for a double axhandle. But Deacon, who is near the announcing table, grabs a monitor off the table, turns around and smashes it in the face of Smooth as he is coming down.

 

Hunt: That's some 3-D television for you! Right in your face!

 

Deacon lifts up Smooth, who is bleeding profusely from the monitor shot to the face. Deacon whips him hard into the steel steps. Deacon then grabs some cables near the announcers and wraps them around Smooth's neck, choking him.

 

Fortune: I can’t believe that this could possible be the last match we ever see Billy Bond compete for in this company! I thought Tate was a businessman?

 

Hunt: Big deal about Billy Bond! There are plenty of great wrestlers here besides Smooth Legs!

 

Deacon stands above Smooth, choking the life out of him with the cables. Smooth crawls to the timekeeper's table and grabs the bell. He gets to his knees and with one mighty swing, smashes Deacon in the crotch with the ring bell.

 

Fortune: Holy Jazmin Andrea! What a shot!

 

Deacon drops to the floor on his knees. Smooth unwraps the cables around his neck and then looks to the crowd. A fan at ringside hands Smooth a chair. Smooth waits for Deacon to get to one knee and then...BAM! BAM! BAM! Wicked chairshots from Smooth. Deacon falls to the floor. Smooth places the chair on the floor and then lifts up Deacon.

 

Fortune: Oh no! What is Billy going for here?

 

Smooth has Deacon’s head locked and then drops Deacon on his head on the chair with a DDT.

 

Fortune: OHMIGOSH!

 

Hunt: You can't do that to Deacon Kane!

 

Fortune: Well Alex, he just did!

 

With Deacon laying on the floor and Senior Ref Dark administering the ten count, Smooth tosses into the ring several chairs and the steel steps.

 

Fortune: Billy is doing some furniture rearranging and I am sure it won't be pretty for Deacon!

 

Deacon gets to his feet as Senior Ref Dark's count makes it to seven. Smooth with a chairshot and then rolls Deacon back into the ring. Smooth gets into the ring as the crowd cheers. Smooth barely lifts up Deacon in a suplex and then drops him right onto the chair. Smooth grabs his own back in pain and screaming.

 

Hunt: That what he gets for trying to manhandle a real man! Deacon isn’t that “shebeast” Crystal!

 

Smooth pushes away the pain and goes to lift Deacon to his feet, but Deacon manages to get in a quick low blow, stunning Smooth. Deacon gets back up and drops Smooth's head on the chair with a chokeslam.

 

Hunt: Yeah!

 

Deacon lifts up Smooth and slams him over into a seated position. Deacon grabs the steel steps that Smooth had tossed into the ring and slams them into the back of Smooth's head. Smooth lays on the mat, clutching the back of his head.

 

Fortune: Billy may have a concussion after that!

 

Hunt: Or worse, he might have his brain scrambled and he might reconsider before it’s too late!

 

Deacon lifts Smooth up from gets and locks in a reverse bearhug. Smooth struggles as Deacon tightens the hold. Smooth tries to fight out of it. Deacon quickly drops forward, smashing Smooth between the chair and himself. Deacon looks to the crowd and taunts them by pointing to their hero on the mat. Deacon then places Smooth on the steel steps in the ring and then places a chair on his face. Deacon then climbs up to the second turnbuckle.

 

Fortune: What is he going for now?

 

Hunt: Whatever it is, with Bond on the steps and a chair on his face, this is not going to be pretty!

 

Deacon stands on the middle turnbuckle, trying to maintain his balance as he is still woozy from the chairshots and the blows to the head. Deacon takes flight going for a legdrop, but Smooth gets up. Deacon comes crashing down onto the steel steps instead.

 

Fortune: Holy Jazmin Andrea!

 

Smooth slowly tries to get to his feet and regain his second wind. Deacon lays on the mat clutching his leg. Smooth gets up, lifts up Deacon and unleashes stinging right hands. Smooth with a whip, reversed by Deacon. Deacon drops his head for a back body drop, but Smooth puts on the brakes and kicks Deacon in the chest. Deacon is slumped over. Smooth runs to the ropes, bounces off and nails Deacon in the back of the head with an ax kick.

 

Fortune: What a move from Billy!

 

Smooth then lifts up Deacon Kane to his knees. Smooth looks to the crowd as he sets up Deacon’s head between his legs. Smooth falls back holding Deacon’s tights and piledrives him right onto the steel steps.

 

Fortune: Come on Billy!

 

With Deacon laying on the steps clutching his head, Smooth places a chair on Deacon's back. Smooth climbs up to the top turnbuckle.

 

Fortune: Now what is he thinking about?

 

Smooth looks down at Deacon laying on the steps. Smooth then looks to the crowd. Smooth takes flight going for a senton bomb. But at the very last moment, Deacon gets out of the way. Smooth's senton hits nothing but steel steps.

 

Hunt: Just cause you dress like a survivor doesn’t mean you’re one!

 

Smooth lays on the mat, clutching his back even more now. Deacon pulls himself up using the ropes. Deacon goes to the floor and looks under the ring as Senior Ref Dark counts on Smooth. Deacon pulls out from under the ring a table.

 

Fortune: Looks as if the Heavyweight Champion found something!

 

Hunt: Just wondering, who keeps putting those things under the ring?

 

Deacon puts the table in the ring and sets it up over the steps. Now there is a table set up in the ring with steel steps under it. Smooth manages to beat the ten count as he slowly gets to his feet. Deacon goes over to him and punishes him with right hands. Deacon lifts Smooth and places him on the top turnbuckle. Deacon climbs up to the second.

 

Fortune: Oh no!!

 

With both men on the turnbuckles, Deacon lifts up Smooth and superplexes him through the table and onto the steel steps.

 

Fortune: Holy Jazmin Andrea!

 

Hunt: Screw what you just said! Holy shit!

 

Chants of "holy shit" and "G-Z-W" start up in the crowd. Smooth lays on the steps with bits of table everywhere. Deacon tries to get up, but fatigue is really setting in. Deacon gets to his feet and grabs a steel chair, waiting to see if Smooth will get up. The ref counts to six...seven...

 

Fortune: Billy's back can't possibly handle anymore!

 

Hunt: That's right! Hey Bond, keep your “arse” down!

 

Senior Ref dark reaches eight...and Smooth gets up. Deacon can't believe it. Deacon goes over to him and lands a wicked chairshot. Smooth falls to one knee. Deacon swings the chair one more time, this time like a baseball bat. Smooth drops to the mat hard. Deacon pulls Smooth's body to the center of the ring. Deacon then places a chair on Smooth's heart. Deacon then goes up to the second turnbuckle.

 

Fortune: He is going for an elbow drop! This would finish it!

 

Backstage within the dressing room of Smooth watching the monitor of the match is Magic, T-Rex, Jason Makavelli with Helen, and Diamond. Sitting on the couch is Crystal, tears streaming down her eyes, trying hard not to watch the fight as she peeks her head up from it being buried in Baz’s chest to look. Also in the room is Gideon, Nathaniel Davis and “Kool Hand” Luke LaVerne who’s hand is being squeezed extremely tight by Celestia “Mooncat” L’yark

 

Back in the ring, Deacon leaps off the turnbuckle, but Smooth manages to get a boot up and catches Deacon in the face. The fans erupt. Smooth slowly gets up as does Deacon. Smooth with right hands. Irish whip by Smooth, reversed by Deacon. Deacon charges and sends Smooth out of the ring with a clothesline. Smooth falls to the floor near the aisle. Deacon gets on the apron and waits for Smooth to stand up. Smooth gets to his feet. Deacon leaps at Smooth flattening him with a plancha.

 

Fortune: This is unbelievable! You have to hand it to both men!

 

Both men lay out in the aisle as Senior Ref Dark starts to count. The fans are on their feet.

 

Senior Ref Dark: Six...seven...

 

Both men have given their all in this match. Smooth and Deacon both use the steel guardrails to pull themselves up slowly.

 

Fortune: Both men are up! Can you believe this?

 

Smooth and Deacon get to their feet and fight up the ramp. Each man landing hard punches, neither man wanting to go down despite the fatigue and pain. Going up the ramp and onto the stage, the men slug it out. At the stage, Deacon rakes the eyes of Smooth. Deacon then hooks Smooth's head and takes him down to the cold steel of the stage with a suplex. Deacon gets up slowly and lifts up the battered Smooth. Deacon drags Smooth to the edge of the stage.

 

Fortune: What is Deacon thinking? No, Deacon! This could end someone's career!

 

Hunt: Bond’s career is going to be over anyway!

 

Deacon lifts Smooth to his feet. But Smooth fights back. Smooth with lefts and rights, both men near the edge of the stage. Smooth with a kick to the midsection doubles Deacon over. Smooth sets up Deacon's head between his legs. Smooth then looks to the fans. Smooth grabs tightly around Deacon’s trunks Glory up and…

 

Fortune: BILLY WITH A JUMPING PILEDRIVER OFF THE STAGE!!! FOR THE LOVE OF LATOI MERSHAY!!!

 

Smooth piledrives Deacon off the stage and onto the floor below. The two men go through a table and some boxes, but that barely breaks their fall as they hit the concrete floor. The fans are stunned. Senior Ref Dark goes over to the scene of the carnage. He has begins his ten count.

 

1...2...

 

Fortune: I have not seen anything like this!

 

Hunt: Me neither! I have to hand it to Bond!

 

3…4…

 

Fortune: This…this has been an incredible match!

 

5…6…

 

Both men lay motionless on the cold floor.

 

7...8

 

But wait! Deacon slowly gets up to all fours. He manages to get to his knees...

 

Fortune: Deacon is up to his feet!

 

9...

 

Fortune: Ten! Deacon Kane wins this Last Man Standing match as Billy Bond is still laying on the floor! What a match!

 

Hunt: Deacon Kane is still the Heavyweight Champion! So long, Smooth Operator! I always hated that song!

 

Fortune: Love him or hate him Alex, you have to give credit to Billy Bond as well! Not only did he take it to the big man, Deacon Kane, but he has been entertaining the GZW fans for the past eight months or so! We are going to miss you around here, Billy Bond!

 

All the fan favorites that were in Smooth’s dressing room flood down the rampway making a beehive to their fallen and severely hurt friend. EMTs quickly get to the scene as well as Deacon makes his way back to the ring.

 

Fortune: We need to get official word upon Billy’s health and condition!

 

Hunt: Anywhere there’s a bone, it’s most likely broken!

 

Deacon retrieves his Heavyweight title and steps into the ring with a microphone in hand.

 

Deacon: Look at the carnage I have made of the Smooth Operator. Where is the most technical wrestler in GZW now? With this wicked beating I have given you, let it be known that it was Deacon Kane that broke Billy Bond’s spirit, body, and career. To you fan favorites huddled around your friend, to you other so called wrestlers in backstage, this is The Future of GZW. (Deacon holds up the belt) Whoever seeks this out prepare to meet a far worse fate than Smooth!! Who will be next? Who?

 

Fortune: Deacon Kane has put the entire GZW roster on notice!

 

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