Friday
Night Travesty
“Pieces” by Hoobastank hits as
Friday Night Travesty kicks off with a bang.
Explosions and pyros blast at the entranceway. The fans go wild and wave their signs about. The camera gets a shot of a fans sign
stating, “’Sexy Bitch’, devote your time with me!” and another one reads,
“Jackie Lee + Albert Wuchie = Sayonara.”
Albert: Conichuwa
ladies and gentle men! Welcome to GZW’s
Travesty! I Albert Wuchie and sitting
next to me is…
Jessica: The gorgeous, talented in many ways, girlfriend of the
Lightweight Champion, Justin Sharp, and the greatest female announcer of all
time, Jessica Wuchie!
Albert: I think many other disagree, but other than that, tonight we have
good show for you folk!
Jessica: Oh yeah we do. And our
Main Event is going to be one hell of a brawl!
Albert: Let’s quickly run down line-up…
DvD vs. Nemesis
Special Guest Referee, Nathaniel Davis
Rebellion & Jimmy Williams vs. RoccWylders
Mirror and Bat On A Pole Match
Endangered Species vs. Supreme Team
Extreme Championship
Chains vs. Kid Kaos
Main Event
Eight Man Elimination Tag Match
Pimp Bizkit, T-Rex, El Gambit & Monarch vs. Pride (Justin Sharp, Adam Cage
& Maxx Pain) & Magic
Albert: And what explosive card it is!
Jessica: Hell yeah it is! But
enough of the chit chat. I want to see
that Nemesis get his ass kicked!
---David Van Dark
vs. Nemesis---
"Seasons
in the abyss" by Slayer hits the speakers. As the fans notice the music they burst out in boos. David Van Dark makes his way out. He walks slow, but takes big steps as he
does. Without any distractions he gets
to the ring and climbs in. His face is
shadowed by the trimmed hat he wears on his head.
Jessica: Um, can someone tell me what this guys problem is? He is so dark and gloomy. People like him make wrestling look like a
freak show.
Albert: I not know about him. I
just know he come from legendary PWW.
Jessica: Well, if he came from there than I guess he deserves a chance
here in GZW. He might be a freak, but
damn he looks like he could kill his competition single handedly.
“Drowning” by Adema blasts through
the speakers. The fans cheer for the
‘silent one’. Nemesis comes into view
at the top of the ramp and makes his way down to the ring. He climbs onto the apron and jumps
inside. From there he charges at DvD,
but DvD takes him down with a big right uppercut. Jasmine Kuraki, the female official referee calls for the
bell. Nemesis gets back to his feet but
is quickly knocked down again with a big right. DvD grabs Nemesis by the head and tosses him into a near
tunrbuckle and beats him with numerous punches. He then chokes him while trapped in the corner. Jamsine tells him to get off, but he ignores
her. She counts him down.
One…
Two…
Three…
Four…
Five…
DvD lets go and looks at Jasmine
to let her know he let go. She warns
him not to do it again. DvD grabs
Nemesis and sends him to the opposite end of the ring. He then leaps off the ground after running
after him, and squashes him into the turnbuckle with a body splash. Nemesis staggers out and DvD clotheslines him
from behind, forcing him to go face first into the mat.
Albert: The power of DvD!
Jessica: Your telling me, I was watching one last night and…
Albert: The wrestler, not damn movie!
Jessica: Okay, by mistake, do not go all out on me.
Nemesis tries to get back to his
feet but DvD kicks him down every time he attempts to do so. DvD picks Nemesis back up and whips him into
the ropes. Nemesis comes bouncing back. DvD bends down to give him a back body drop
but Nemesis kicks him right in the face. DvD looks at Nemesis as if to say “You shouldn’t have done
that”. Nemesis steps back and bounces
off the ropes. Once he comes back he nails
DvD with a clothesline. DvD wobbles a
bit, but keeps his ground. Nemesis
repeats the process and the same result occurs. He goes for it one more time, but DvD grabs his arm, trips him
down onto the mat and locks on Iron Maiden (Crossface)! Nemesis gets close to the ropes and holds
on. Jasmine tells DvD to get off, but
ignores her wishes again.
Jessica: David van Dark is not wanting to listen to Jasmine at all.
Albert: Well, she count him out.
One…
Two…
Three…
Four…
Five…
DvD lets go of the hold at the
last possible second. DvD tries to pick
Nemesis back to his feet, but Nemesis gives him a shot in the gut. DvD leans forward as it kicked the wind out
of him. Nemesis keeps on punching him
in the gut. He then grabs his head,
runs across the ring, and drops DvD in a bulldog. Nemesis goes for a pin, but doesn’t even get a one count! DvD tosses Nemesis off of him. Nemesis looks at him in awe. He charges at DvD and tries to knock him
down with a forearm. DvD staggers back,
but he doesn’t fall. Nemesis gets
irritated and punches him over and over.
DvD quickly turns his head and stares at Nemesis coldly. Nemesis kicks DvD in the gut and goes to hit
him with a running Diamond Cutter, but DvD slams him into the ground.
Jessica: Nemesis landing right on his head! DvD is giving it to Nemesis!
DvD partially lifts Nemesis off
the ground, but then places him in a sleeperhold. Nemesis waves his arms in the air, trying to escape, but he
begins to weaken. His arms drop to his
side and they dangle about. Nemesis
drops to one knee, loosing consciousness.
Jasmine starts to count
him. She lifts up his arm and drops it.
One…
She picks his arm up again, and
drops it.
Two…
She does it for the last count.
Three…
DvD grabs Nemesis’s arm before he
could be counted out. Jasmine looks at
him and tells him to release the hold or let her count him out. DvD lets go of the move and guides Nemesis
to the ropes. From there he tosses him
out of the ring and down to ringside.
Albert: What they do down here!
Jessica: I think DvD wants to play.
DvD climbs up to the turnbuckle
and sits up there while Nemesis slowly gets to his feet at ringside. DvD suddenly leaps off the top rope and
drives through Nemesis with a diving clothesline! The fans scream and yell at the risky move. Both men are down, but DvD sits up within
seconds. He gets back to his feet and
approaches his opponent. DvD picks
Nemesis and slams his head into the Pig Latin announce table. The two announcers leave, in fear of their safety. Jasmine yells at DvD to get back in the
ring, but he pie faces her to the ground.
She gets back to her feet and looks at DvD, very mad. She then slaps the taste out of his mouth
and tells him not to “Fuck with her”.
He goes to strike her down, but Albert Wuchie stands right in the
way. He stops and looks at him. Albert Wuchie tells him not to touch her,
but he ignores him and gets back to work on his opponent.
Jessica: Albert, you idiot!
Albert asks Jasmine if her is
fine. She smiles and tells him to get
back to his job. DvD lifts Nemesis up
and slams him onto the table. He gets
up on the table as well and mounts over Nemesis. From there he pummels him with punches. Jasmine tells him to get off.
He does and gives Jasmine a dirty look.
Jessica: She might be tough, but she surly isn’t too smart!
Albert: DvD need show respect to referee, especially when they
female! He no strike lady or I teach
him lesson in Kung Wuchie!
Jessica: I would love to see that.
So would Jackie Lee, that’s for sure.
Albert: You now talk about Jackie!
He bad man and use my move! He
need lesson in Kung Wuchie too!
Jessica: Just drop it! Back to the
match!
DvD walks to the timekeeper and
tells him to get up. He swipes the
steel chair and folds it up. He goes
back to Nemesis and places the chair on the table. He gets onto the table and picks Nemesis to his feet. Both combatants stand on the table. DvD then places Nemesis in a front facelock
position.
Albert: MY CHINESE STARS! He no
going to do this to Nemesis is he?
Jessica: I’m sure he is going to!
DvD lifts Nemesis into the air,
then drops him face first onto the steel chair and through the table!
Jessica: Stale Cookies! The
Jackhammer (Inverted Front Face Slam)!
Crowd: Holy Shit! Holy Shit!
Jasmine calls for the bell and
disqualifies DvD immediately. DvD gets
up from the carnage he brought and looks like he loves it. Jasmine checks on Nemesis while DvD walks
away. As if he did nothing, he walks up
the ramp and into the backstage area.
The scene fades showing Nemesis totally knocked out through the table.
---Commercial---
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Albert: I cannot believe DvD do what he just do!
Jessica: Well, Nemesis was strolled away by EMTs, who knows when or if he
is coming back due to that, but it should give everyone a large warning of this
man!
Albert: Next match is Rebellion and Jimmy Williams against RoccWylders,
with Nathaniel Davis as special guest referee.
Jessica: This match is completely unfair to Reb and Jimmy! Those two can’t team with one another,
Nathaniel Davis will most likely screw them over, and the RoccWylders like each
others, so they can coexist.
Albert: I guess we see how it all come out. Hit it Melvin and Norman!
---RoccWylder vs.
Rebellion and Jimmy Williams---
---Special Referee-Nathaniel
Davis---
Melvin: Welcome everyone to
another edition of GZW Friday Night Travesty.
Norman: And what a Travesty it
will be when Rebellion and Jimmy Williams walk out of this match with the
victory, and leave Desecrator and Kombat a bloody mess as well as Mr. Davis if
he gets in the way.
Melvin: Well that remains to be
seen, but lets get straight down to the action, i am looking forward to this
match myself.
Norman: And i am looking for you
to shut the hell up.
Melvin: Well keep looking.
"It's Been Awhile" by
Staind hits on the pa and out comes Kombat and Desecrator, to a huge face pop
from the crowd. They walk down the aisle while shaking hands with the crowd.
Norman: This should be
interesting, and the special ref better call it straight down the middle or i
will have Maxx Pain to hurt him.
Melvin: Don't worry about that, i
am sure he will call it down the middle.
Norman: He better.
"Never Again" by
Nickelback Hits on the pa and out comes Rebellion and Jimmy Williams who are
eye balling each other. They receive a loud chorus of boos from the crowd, but
they still keep eye balling each other all the way to the ring.
Melvin: Boy these two have some
hatred for each other, if you would remember it was Jimmy Williams who won the
battle royal at Fallout: Zero Tolerance.
Norman: Not only that but it was
Williams who eliminated Nathaniel Davis, these two need to get their attitudes
in check because this is not healthy for a tag team, they need to co-operate,
and i know these two hate each other, but tonight they better put that aside
and take care of these other two idiots.
"Bad To The Bone" by George Thorogood and The Destroyers
hits on the pa and the crowd goes wild at the sight of Nathaniel Davis who is
in a referee's shirt, he shakes hands with the crowd, but back in the ring
Rebellion starts to attack Desecrator by giving him a running spear.
Norman: here we go with the beat
down, i don't think that Nathaniel Davis will be able to get control of this
one.
Melvin: They don't call him the
fair play enforcer for nothing.
Jimmy attacks Kombat and throws
him to the outside, Davis gets in the ring trying to separate the two teams but
to no avail, Rebellion just pushes him off and continues to beat on Des. in the
corner, he sets on top of him and starts to punch him, but Des. pushes him off
and down to the mat.
Melvin: What a move, that should
help turn the tides in the begining of this match.
Jimmy and Kombat battle it out on
the outside, Kombat throws Jimmy into the steel stairs before getting up on the
apron. Des runs at hits a running clothesline that knocks Rebellion to the mat,
Des. goes for the cover.
1
2..Kick out at 2, Des picks up
Rebellion and sends him into the ropes, Rebellion
counters with clothesline that
staggers Des. Rebellion runs at Des but Des moves and Rebellion bounces off of
the ropes and Des. hits him with a back body drop.
Norman: come on Rebellion make the
tag, so i can see some beat downs.
Rebellion slides over to his
corner and Jimmy sticks out his hand but Rebellion gives him the finger. Jimmy
looks angry and makes the tag himself, which angers Rebellion.
Melvin: do i sense some hatred
here; these two cannot co-exist for just 10 minutes
Jimmy runs into Des and hits him
with a shoulder block; he picks up Des who hits him in the gut and slams him to
the mat with a single arm ddt. Des goes over and makes the tag to Kombat.
Kombat climbs the turnbuckle and comes down with and elbow drop to the back of
Jimmy Williams.
Norman: Hey did you see that,
Rebellion had a smile on his face when Jimmy got that elbow drop.
Melvin: I am not surprised; the
two just hate each other.
Kombat stands in the corner and
waits for Jimmy to get up, Jimmy gets to his feet only to receive a superkick
to the face, Jimmy falls to the mat and Kombat goes for the cover
1
2
Melvin: Is Rebellion going to come
in and make the save?
3..Kick out by Jimmy Williams.
Ref Davis holds up 2 fingers
signaling that it was a two count. Kombat makes the tag to Des. and they double
team Jimmy Williams, Ref Davis tries to get Kombat out of the ring. Rebellion
comes into the ring as Davis tries to get Kombat out of the ring. Rebellion
takes Des. down with a German suplex, as Jimmy slides out of the ring.
Melvin: Where was the tag, i
didn't see one did you.
Norman: Yes i did, but Davis
thinks otherwise.
Rebellion picks up Des and hits a
knee to the stomach; he puts him in a piledriver position. Rebellion jumps up
and comes down with the piledriver and goes for the pin.
1
2
3...Jimmy Williams pulls Rebellion
off of Kombat, Davis signals for Jimmy Williams to get out as Reb. and Jimmy
argue. Davis pushes Jimmy out of the ring, as Reb. turns and takes Kombat down
with a running ddt. Reb shows off to the crowd as he backs up to his corner
Jimmy Williams forces the tag and runs in and delivers a running leg drop to
the neck of Kombat he goes for the cover
1
2
3...Rebellion pulls Jimmy off of
Kombat. As the two argue, Kombat slowly makes his way to his corner and makes
the tag to Desecrator. Des. runs in and pushes Jimmy into Rebellion knocking
Reb out of the ring.
Norman: What was that for.
Melvin: Now Rebellion is going to
think that Jimmy did it.
Jimmy gets up only to receiver a
punch to the face, Des sends him into the ropes and sets him up for the Dark
Days but Jimmy floats out of it and runs into the ropes, but Rebellion trips
him. Jimmy gets up and him and Rebellion stand nose to nose, he punches
Rebellion off the apron.
Melvin: Oh no this is going to
cause some problems.
Jimmy turns around and receives a
kick to the stomach, Desecrator sets him up for the Fifth Dimension (Powerbomb
Into A Facebuster) Davis goes down and starts the count,
1
Norman: Rebellion get your ass in
there and stop the damn count.
2
Melvin: I don't think he is going
anywhere
3..ding ding ding.
Norman: Rebellion...you idiot....
Melvin: Well i guess you don't
have to get Maxx Pain on Mr. Davis after all because he called the match right
down the middle.
Davis holds Desecrators and
Kombats hands up in victory as they walk up the ramp. Back in the ring,
Rebellion and Jimmy Williams are in a big argument about the lost. Jimmy pushes
Rebellion, but Reb. comes back with a punch to the face. they start to battle
it out.
Norman: Look at this, this is
great, i love to see great beatings.
Jimmy gives Reb. a low blow and
Reb. falls to the mat. Jimmy picks up Reb. and sets him up for the
Retribution" (Stalling Brainbuster Into An Inverted Tombstone Piledriver)
Melvin: What a move by Jimmy, but
i don't think he's done yet.
Jimmy starts to get out of the
ring; he takes one last look at Reb. and goes back in for more punishment, he
picks up Reb. and sets him up in the corner.
Norman: Oh no could this be...
Melvin: I think he is going for
the Texas Assault (Shattered Dreams)
Jimmy takes a few steps back
before running toward Rebellion and delivering the Texas Assault.
Melvin: AWWWW that hurt...
Jimmy stands over Rebellion as
Davis runs down to the ring. The crowd gives a loud cheer at the sight of
Davis. Davis pushes Jimmy away from Rebellion and stands infront of him. Jimmy
slowly exits the ring as Davis checks on Rebellion.
Norman: Oh man what a match.
Melvin: i couldn't agree with you
more, but i don't think that this is over; far far from being over, and i do
believe that Davis will play some kind of a role in the outcome of that match.
But that’s all for us fans, see you next week.
---Commercial---
Jessica: See, what did I tell you!
Rebellion and Jimmy can’t work together! Like Melvin said, this is far from over!
Albert: I sure Rebellion no going to like how Jimmy treat him at end
though. Won’t want to be around when he
gets hands on Jimmy.
Jessica: Wait, we got something in a bar downtown. Lets check in…
---In A Bar---
The electronica track ‘Keep
Hope Alive’ by The Crystal Method plays in the background. The mysterious intro
fades in, building up speed and to a high note with quick glissando repetition.
The camera is focused on the back
of a man’s head. He has a jet-black and blonde streaked ponytail tied low and
loose. Strands of his fringe are hanging outside of the ponytail. The hair and
the camera angle obscure his face. He is sat at on a bar stool in a quiet bar,
nursing a shot glass with a golden liquid in it. His long, black, leather
trench coat has been arranged so that it hangs down the back of the stool.
The camera then cuts to the GZW
reporter Alex deMonye entering the bar, alone.
It cuts once more to the man with
the ponytail, and deMonye walks past him, and past the camera.
As a ‘raw’ sound begins and
increases in volume, the Crystal Method track really starts to kick in.
The man in the trench coat knocks
back the drink, and turns clockwise from the bar and gets up. His trench coat
rests on the bar stool, and as he walks to follow deMonye it slides off the
stool, and then briefly flaps as it falls to the back of the man’s legs. As his
face comes into view, it is revealed that the man is a clean-shaven El Gambit,
sporting a new hairstyle. He has a toothpick in his mouth, and looks like he
has a purpose.
With a bass drum, the beat
kicks in: it is very much bass drum and foot cymbal (with hold) based.
El Gambit walks calmly,
methodically, and purposefully as the camera angle cuts to one from below
creating an image of El G that makes him appear giant-like. His footsteps
follow the beat in perfect time. He chews on his toothpick, and slips his right
hand into his coat’s inside pocket.
After the initial set of bars,
a high electronic downward glissando juxtaposes itself into the music, and the
same set of bars is repeated.
The scene cuts to Alex deMonye sat
at a table, with a group of friends. He appears to be the centre of attention.
The words are inaudible, as the scene is just the music.
It then cuts to the original shot
of El G walking.
During the second set of bars,
the gliss has now become a feature of the music. After a few more bars, the raw
guitar is taken away from the music, and the drumbeat is now coupled with the
original mysterious music from the intro.
El Gambit reaches deMonye’s table,
and pulling it out of his pocket, places a cosh onto the table right in front
of him. DeMonye looks up wide-eyed, and so do his friends.
The guitar kicks back in.
In slow motion now, El G twists
his body and reaches into his other inside pocket with his left hand. In one
fluid motion, he has drawn a cosh out and brings it down on deMoyne’s head with
a vicious, downward, backhand swing. DeMoyne flies backwards from his chair,
and crashes to the floor.
The two friends get up, and go for
El G. But in time to the beat (still in slow motion), El G reaches into his
right hand outside pocket with his right hand, and pulls out a cosh. He spins,
and with the right hand cosh, thrusts it into the throat of the man on the
left. With the continued momentum, he swings the left hand cosh backwards with
a backfist like blow smashing the other man in the forehead.
As both men fly backwards to the
floor behind him, El G doesn’t even look. He holds his elbows onto his hips,
holding out both coshes, and grits his teeth like a man possessed. With him
completely still, the two men crash to the floor behind him and he stays
motionless for a couple of seconds.
El G simply walks away, out of
camera. It goes forward and shows the unconscious, bloody bodies of the deMoyne
and his friends.
The scene fades to black as
possibly the best electronica track of all time in unnaturally faded.
---Back To Commentating Table---
Albert: MY CHINESE STARS! El Gambit just make Alex DeMoyne pay for his disrespect towards
him in his “Smack Talk” articals!
Jessica: I have to admit, it was a terrible thing El
Gambit did. But he is still sooo damn
hot!
Albert: I thought you going out with Justin.
Jessica: Yeah, doesn’t mean I can’t say other guys
look good. Besides, it is strictly a
boyfriend/girlfriend sex thing.
Albert: Family show! Next match! Should be
interesting one.
---Mirror & Bat on a pole match---
---Supreme Team Vs
Endangered Species---
Will: hey aww, and wewcome to this
weeks Twavesty! Today we have a highwy heated wivawy between the supweme Team,
and Endangered Species!
Dean: damn the tag-team division
is red hot now! Some great teams in there from the College Crew, to Endangered
Species, even my favourite tag-team at the moment the StormRiders!
Will: not onwy that but there is a
bat, and a miwwor on sepawate powes in diffewent corners set up! And these
teams have beaten each other bwutawwy over the past few weeks, I daren’t think
what they might do to each other in this match!
Dean: theses are just two of the
teams hot on the heels of the champs Manic and Dice gunning for their gold!
(With that said as the mirror and
bat are ascended on the poles “We are the Champions” by Queen begins to play on
the PA system and out comes Malcolm “Super flyer” Hodges with his partner Logan
“Larger then Life” Phlash. Following closely behind them is their manager
“Crybaby” Bill Conners)
Will: this team could go onto
gweat things here in GZW!
Dean: what those two puffs? They
don’t care about wrestling they’re more bothered about how they look!
Will: hence the mirrors are on the
poles!
Dean: they may have potential, if
they would finally do something worth while!
(The Supreme Team preparing for
their opponents, and on cue they come through the crowd, an attempt to attack
from behind, but the Supreme Team are expecting it, Elijah Threatt is knocked
off the apron with a running knee by “Larger than Life”, meanwhile Jospeh
enters the ring and is taken down straight away with a scissor kick)
Will: supreme team take the earwy
advantage!
(slowly making her way through the
crowd comes “Sexy Bitch” Devotion. There crowd are wolf whistling as she makes
her way down to ringside)
Dean: and here comes MY lady!
Will: judging from what I heard
about her she can be anybodies Wady!
Dean: do you want me to tell her
you just called her a slut?
Will: was onwy informing you on
what I have heard!
(“Super Flyer” whips Joseph Synger
in to the ropes, but he knocks “Crybaby” Bill Conners off the apron sending him
into the security rail. “Lost Soul” Synger points and laughs at Conners, but
Malcolm Hodges takes advantage and rolls Synger up into a schoolboy)
ONE……..
Will: couwd be a quick win for the
supweme Team!
TWO…….
Dean: NO, you don’t keep
Endangered Species down that easily!
Will: Synger awmost paid for being
off guard there!
(Synger throws a right hook at
Hodges as he is back to his feet, but Hodges ducks and with his arm goes across
the chest of Synger and pushes him over an arched knee into another pinning
combo)
Will: a rather unique pin there by
Malcolm Hodges!
ONE…….
Dean: hmmmmmm I’m rather impressed
with that Pin!
TWO…….
Will: Not good enough to keep
Synger down for the count though!
(Both men back up to their feet,
and they lock up, Synger uses his power to push Hodges into his corner where he
tags in Elijah Threatt. Threatt unleashes a couple of chops to the chest of Hodges
(a la Ric Flair). Then takes Hodges down with a snapmare followed with a
thunderous kick to the spine of Hodges)
Dean: Ouch! I don’t think Malcolm
Hodges will ever walk bent after that earth shattering kick to his spine!
Will: if there was any kinks in
his spine I guess they’re sorted know!… and much cheaper than surgewy!
(Threatt Picks up Hodges, and wits
a swift kick to the mid-section of Hodges bends over Hodges, then bounces off
the ropes and hits a scissor kick while Hodges is doubled over (a la Booker T)
then goes for a cover)
ONE……..
Will: first pin attempt by
Endangered Species here!
TWO…..
Dean: damn and still it wasn’t
quite good enough!
(Threatt picks up Hodges, hooks
his waist and hits a release german suplex)
Dean: why don’t they just go for
the mirror or bats? I don’t understand why not!
Will: they’re just there for use
if you so wish! It’s still win by pinfall, they’re just added extras!
(Almost as if Threatt heard what
Dean and Will, had just been talking about Threatt yells something at Synger,
and synger goes across to go for the mirror and Threatt sets up Hodges for a
powerbomb)
Dean: here we go now! Haha yea!
(Phlash however gets to Synger as
he is up on the turnbuckle, and brings him down throat first down onto the
ropes)
Will: talk about having a sore
throat!
Dean: this can’t happen! Supreme
team can not win! After all they only have the future of an ice cube!
(in the ring Hodges counter the
powerbomb position with a back body drop on Threatt. Not to be outdone by what
has just happened Devotion gets behind Hodges, and attempts to spank Phlash.
Phlash turns around and smiles at her, as from behind her comes “Crybaby” Bill
Conners who in turn spanks her to a HUGE pop from the crowd. Devotion turns
around and gives chase to Conners)
Dean: damn I wish I was Conner
spanking Devotion!
Will: snap out of it Dean, we
still have the rest of this match to commentate on!
Dean: don’t worry I’ll concentrate
on her all night!
(Phlash now goes up to the poles,
and pulls down the mirror. In the ring his partner Hodges picks up Threatt.
Phlash jumps off the ropes, and WHAM! Connects with the mirror to the top of
the head of Threatt. Threatt collapses in a heap, and Hodges makes the cover
that is made by the Travesty senior referee Adam Lowe)
ONE……….
Dean: OH NO!
TWO…….
Will: could be all!
THREE……..
Dean: No thank god Synger was
there to break up to hold with his trusty left boot!
Will: Supreme Team almost came
away with the victory there!
(On the outside of the ring, much
to the amusement of the fans is Devotion who has cornered Conners, and is
repeatedly slapping the living Hell out of Conners)
Dean: damn I love women when
they’re angry!
Will: I’m sure Conners wouldn’t
agree with you around about now!
(In the ring, Phlash clotheslines
Synger over the top rope, and out he follows, leaving both Hodges, and Threatt
in the middle of the ring)
Will: both men down!
(Hodges is first to his feet. He
stumbles over to the pole where the Bat is, he climbs the turnbuckle, but as he
gets to the top Devotion is back on the apron and pulls down Hodges down to the
mat)
Dean: ouchie wa wa!
Will: huh?
(Devotion now ascends the
turnbuckle, and gets the bat herself, but before she can climb down, she is
firmly in the grasp of Hodges, Devotion drops the bat but straight into the
hands of Elijah Threatt)
Will: was that intentional by
Devotion?
Dean: I duno, but she had a good
grasp of that bat if you ask me!
Will: DEAN! FAMILY SHOW!
(Elijah Threatt swings the bat to
the back of the knees of Malcolm Hodges, who collapses to his knees after
connection, and Devotion then escapes. Threatt swings the bat another time, and
with a loud SMACK connects to the head of Malcolm Hodges, the bat snaps and
Threatt makes the cover)
ONE………
Dean: haha I bet Hodges is seeing
stars after that one!
TWO……..
Will: No Way Hodges can kick out
after that connection!
THREE……
(DING DING)
Dean: the bash brothers have won
it!
(Malcolm Hodges is out cold in the
ring, as the only member of supreme team left standing is Logan “Larger then
Life” Phlash, and he begins to be triple teamed by Threatt, Synger, and
Devotion.)
Will: someone stop this the match
is over!
Dean: hey Endangered Species want
to just prove a huge point to this SUPREME TEAM!
(suddenly “defy you” by the
Offspring begins to play on the PA system, and out comes Dameon and Hades the
Fierys running down the rampway)
Dean: what do these pesky idiots
want now?
Will: there here to get some of
Endangered Species!
(Endangered Species, begin to exit
through the crowd, but the Fierys don’t give up as the give chase through the
crowd)
Will: and back in the ring we are
left with the Supreme Team!
Dean: yea a couple of losers!
Will: anyway stay around as after
this break we have more action from Travesty
---Commercial---
---Extreme
Championship---
---Kid Kaos vs.
Chains ©---
“Front 2 Back” by Xibit suddenly
hits the speakers. Kid Kaos makes his
way down to the ring, given a mixed reaction from the crowed. He runs down the ramp and quickly searches
under the ring. He pulls out a
trashcan, filled with street signs, 2x4s trashcan lids, and a few other
things. He tosses the can into the ring
and slides inside.
Jessica: He looks prepared.
Albert: These two be going at it in words for mast few weeks. This match should go good.
“Click, Click, BOOM!” by Saliva hits. The Extreme Champion, Chains runs down to
the ring with a steel chair in his hand.
Albert: He come prepared as well!
Chains slides into the ring. Jasmine Kuraki, doing double duty this week,
calls for the bell. Chains goes to
strike Kid Kaos, but for some reason he swings it VERY slow. KK ducks it when it is three feet away from
him. He then grabs a trashcan lid and
ever so lightly taps Chain’s head.
Chains staggers around like it did complete damage to him.
Jessica: What the heck! This isn’t
an extreme match, it is pathetic!
KK grabs Chains and whips him into
the ropes. Chains comes back and stops
right before he strikes KK, and gives him a VERY light clothesline. KK falls to the ground and acts like he is unconscious. Chains goes for the pin.
One…
Two…
Three!!!
Albert: And Chains keeps the Extreme Championship. I thought these two would be at each other’s
throats!
Chains helps the obviously fully recuperated
Kid Kaos back to his feet. He taps KK
on the shoulder and raises his hand into the air.
Jessica: What, they are friends now?
What an Extreme Match could do to a guy is sad.
The fans boo like crazy, wanting
to see a hardcore match, but didn’t get as they pleased. They suddenly burst out in cheers as Outlaw
and Prey run down the ramp and slide into the ring. The tackle KK and Chains down.
Outlaw picks Chains up and sends him across the ring and into a
turnbuckle. He quickly grabs a trashcan
and charges at Chains. From there he
throws the trashcan at him, then dives and drives his shoulder into the
trashcan, which crunches into Chain’s stomach.
On the other end of the ring Prey grabs Kid Kaos and lays a few forearms
to his forehead. Kaos staggers
about. Prey then grabs a yield sign and
throws it Kaos. He catches it, then
Prey nails him with a superkick to the sign.
Kaos falls to ringside. Chains
stumbles out of the turnbuckle, holding his stomach. Outlay kicks Chains in the stomach, then hoists him up on his
shoulders in an electric chair drop position.
He then drops him down while Prey grabs his head in a Diamond Cutter!
Albert: MY CHINESE STARS! What a
move! Storm Riders, obviously not happy
about something.
Jessica: Either that or they felt that had to kick these two’s asses!
Albert: I’m sure KK and Chains no sit around and let that happen. For now though, their little get together no
get off to good start.
Jessica: We will see if the StormRiders have a backup for this attack,
even though they don’t need one. Hell,
they are the StormRiders, they can do as the please!
Albert: Don’t know, but we need get to next match, our Main Event! Off to you Dean and Will!
---Dean and
Will---
Will: Thank you Albewt!
Dean: And Jessica. Hey, if you
have time between Justin and you other guys, I am here for ya!
Will: Okay, onto ouw next…
---Albert’s Interference---
Albert: WAIT! Me forgot
something. Sayonara! Okay, me done now.
---Dean and Will
again---
Dean: Right……. Anyways, next
match, our Main Event! Time to see Pimp
and T-Rex give it to Magic!
Will: If Magic doesn’t bring out that hoowid sledgehammew.
---Commercial---
---“Goodbye
Friend” Commercial---
(“Friends and Family” by Trik Turner hits as background
music as a video clip begins.)
“Some call me a loser.
Some call me a cheater. Some say
I'm a selfish untalented dreamer.”
”Cause all's I try to do is keep my dream alive. But it's so hard to do when your working 9 to 5. I've never been one afraid to die.”
Magic connects with a
moonsault onto Monarch, who had a chair on his chest, through a table and down
onto the steel steps underneath
”But I'm afraid to leave behind. The
precious life that grows through the sands of time.”
”To help them make it through all of the devious things that people do. Cause every moment counts from the good
times to the bad.”
”I don't have time to envy those that got things I've never had. Cause the one thing most important is the
one we take for granted. And until your
life is on that line I think it's the way god had planned it.”
”To open up your eyes and make you realize.
That to some life is money. But
what's money without life.”
”Cause all's I need is the air that I breathe. And my friends and family to believe in me.”
Magic and T-Rex come to the save
of Crystal
”As deep as the abyss where the waters run.
As deep as the land of the rising sun.”
”You know I'm down. And even when
the odds are against us.”
”It doesn't even matter. Nothing
else matters.”
”We bleed the same blood. We cry the
same tears. We have the same
fears. We pass the same years. We see the same stars. Under the same skies. We pass the same time. We all live and die.”
(The screen suddenly turns blood red showing this scene of disgust.)
Angel steps out of the bathroom,
patting her mouth down with toilet paper.
She is blinded by the darkness of the room. She looks on in confusion and makes her way to the front door
where the light switch is. She flicks
the lights on. Magic is shown towering
over her, unnoticed. Angel sighs. Magic suddenly cups her mouth and pulls her
close to him. She tries to scream
through his hand but he motions his mouth towards her ear.
Magic: Now, now Angel. We wouldn’t want to stress you out. You know what stress can do to a baby.
Magic glides his hand across her
stomach. Angel lets a tear drop from
her eye. Magic sees it, wipes it up
with his free hand. He licks the
teardrop and grins.
Magic: The taste of fear, it is so
pleasurable. Now Angel, you are
probably thinking why I am doing this, why I would want to do this to you. Angel, dear, you are part of the cause. Didn’t I say those who laid a finger on my
wife would pay? I believe it was you
who also laid a finger on my precious Steph.
Am I wrong? NO! Angel, it isn’t my fault I have to do
this. It is your fault for being a
loved one of Pimp. But I am not a
monster to do such a thing to a pregnant bitch, would I? Lets find out shall we.
The scene cuts over to T-rex
walking down the halls. He passes a
monitor showing Magic with his wife Angel.
T-rex looks on in shock then runs down the halls. He goes from locker room to locker room. The scene cuts back to Magic and Angel.
Magic: Poor Angel, no Pimp to save you now
huh? Your brother is now occupied with
your wantings. Hey, this brings me to a
point. Who exactly is the father of
your baby? HM? Maybe we should, HA, cut you open and see
whom it resembles!
(“Nice To Know You” by Incubus begins to fade into the
background.)
The door suddenly bursts
open. T-rex stands in the doorway with
a look of pure anger on his face. Magic
looks at Rex and smiles.
T-Rex: Drop her NOW!
Magic: Awe, does Rex still have feelings for the
woman who lied and cheated on him?
T-Rex: Sean, drop her!
Magic: OOH!
Using my first name. I guess I
have too.
Magic drops Angel. Angel quickly crawls to Rex and grabs onto
his leg. Magic looks at Angel and
grins.
Magic: My works done here. Fear is the first step to everything. Take care, oh and I’ll see you Sunday,
Nathan. Angel, I’ll see you around
also.
Magic again grins and walks out
of the room. Angel gets back to her
feet and looks at T-Rex looking down at her.
Angel: Uh…
Uh… Thanks, Nathan.
T-Rex: Your welcome. Tell Pimp to keep a better eye on you.
Angel looks deep into Rex’s
eyes.
Angel: You still love me don’t you?
T-Rex: At least I have a heart.
Without another word said T-Rex
walks out of the room, looking down at the ground. Angel looks on with another tear dropping from here eye. She shuts the door and the scene cuts back
to the commentating booth.
(“Nice To Know You” kicks in…)
“Goodbye, nice to know you. Goodbye, nice to know you.”
”Deeper than the deepest Cousteau would ever go. And higher than the heights of what we often think we know.”
”Blessed she who clearly sees the wood for the trees. To obtain a birds eye is to turn a blizzard
to a breeze.”
”I haven't felt the way I feel today.
In so long it's hard for me to specify.”
”I'm beginning to notice how much this feels. Like a waking limb, pins and needles, nice to know you.”
Magic hits T-Rex with a
small hammer, costing him his match against Justin Sharp, then smiling
sadistically
”Goodbye, nice to know you.”
”Goodbye, nice to know you.”
”So could it be that it has been there all along?”
(The music cuts out, ending the commercial.)
***** Main Event
*****
---Pimp, T-Rex and El Gambit Vs Pride (Justin Sharp, Adam Cage, and Maxx Pain) & Magic---
Will; this match was scheduwed for
an eight man tag match with Monarch in it, but earwier this week he quit on GZW
TV, now Pimp Wex and Gambit are out numbered by Pwide and Magic!
Dean: Monarch was one of my
favourites why did he have to go? …. Besides I don’t know who to go for in this
match! Whoa re you going for Will?
Will: weww there is one man I
wespect more than any of the others stepping into that wing for the main event.
Don’t get me wrong I wespect them aww, just admire T-Wex a gweat deaw!
Dean: okay on one hand you have my
man Pimp, and Gambit who’s just ace, but they team with this loser Rex. On the
other hand we have Pride a team I DID have respect for. Well except for Justin
Sharp!
Will: I agwee that his actions
with his father have been totawy out of order!
Dean: what are you on? That’s not
out of order! I wanted Jessica Wuchie for a bit on the side, and he gets her
damn swine!
Will: what about this situation
with Maxx Pain and Maxxine?
Dean: bout time he dropped that
dead donkey! I mean it’s like they say why does go only let 10% of women into
heaven!
Will: I haven’t heard this one, I
don’t know!
Dean: otherwise it’d be Hell!
Hahaha
Will: I wouldn’t be saying that if
any of the top femawes awound here were awound wike Kandi or Cewestia!
Dean: urgh! The Egyptian drag
queen!
Will: anyway enough of that down
to the match!
Dean: hang on one minute I hear
there is action taking place backstage!
(Backstage camera opens up on the
Zero Tron. It shows T-Rex warming up ready for his match, when suddenly
wielding a Sledge Hammer comes Magic with a shot to the head of T-Rex)
Will: howwy crap Magic just
attacked T-Wex before this match gets underway!
Dean: I may not like the guy, but
that’s sound tactics getting the odds down to four on two before the match even
begins!
(behind Magic comes the three
members of Pride Maxx Pain, Adam Cage, and Justin Sharp, they all pat Magic on
his back, as they look at T-Rex as his head is busted open)
Will: pwease don’t teww me Magic
is going to join Pride!
Dean: I don’t want him in Pride,
noooooooo! He’d spoil Pride, I like Pride as a team, and with Magic they would
just turn soft!
Will; what makes you say that?
Dean: well Rex went soft after he
spent time with Magic!
(Justin holds up the right arm of
Magic, but as he does WHAM! Maxx Pain and Adam Cage hit Magic with chair shots
to the head of Magic (con-chari-to to
the stomach))
Will: why the heww are they now
attacking Magic?
Dean: aha I get it. Pride aim to
take out the OLD GUARD, and Magic is one of the Old Guard if memory serves me
right!
Will: I think you’ve got it Dean!
(EMT’s come rushing onto the scene
to check up on Magic and Rex, as Pride casually walk off smiling down at the
carnage they have caused)
Will: both of the owd Forsaken
stabwe members weft in GZW have been waid out backstage, and Magic was mean to
be on Pwides side
Dean: there both crap anyways!
Leaves the best five in the match left!
(“Cocky” by Kidrock begins to play
on the PA system as the three members of Pride make there way out. They are met
by HUGE boos from the crowd, as they make there way down to the ring. There is
a sign shown that says “Maxxine is now MY PRIDE and joy”)
Will: I don’t think these fans
wike pwides action vewy much!
Dean: if you’re going to listen to
the crowd then in this business you’re not going to go very far. I learned from
a very young age that the crowd know nothing, because they’re all half-wits!
(“Ya Don’t see the signs” by Mark
B and Blade begins to play on the PA system, and out comes Pimp, he looks down
to the ring, and sees the three Pride members not liking the odds on his own,
he stops and waits on the rampway)
Dean: Pimp just biding his time!
He’s the man with a plan!
Will: I would wike to know does
the Intercontinentaw Champion have a pwan weady for this match?
(“Violent Mood Swings” by Stabbing
Westwards begins to play on the PA system, and outcomes El Gambit to more boos
from the crowd. He whispers something to Pimp, and Pimp just nods)
Will: what is Gambit whispering to
Pimp?
Dean: just probably making sure he
knows that T-Rex has been laid out in the back!
Will: just for the wecord this
theme music is the owd music to the stabwe that once was Bad Company!
(Pimp then demands a micraphone,
and receives one from one of the GZW employees)
Will: I guess Pimp has something
to say!
Pimp: hey, Pride look up here. And
fans shut up I don’t have the patience for you lot tonight!
(The fans get on Pimps back for a
minute)
Dean: people shhhhhhh the man is
trying to speak.
Pimp: look Pride look at the odds.
And by the way I would like to first off thank you guys for taking out Magic
for me backstage good job you did with that. However I don’t appreciate you
letting Magic take out my brother in law T-Rex, I may not like the man, but I
sure as hell respect him as a human being, after all he is a good man to my
sister, and that is something I admire of him.
Will: as Pimp shouwd Respect Rex!
Pimp: But you see unlike these
fans I’m not stupid! These odds would be three on two. I’m not daft enough to
give the fans the privilege of seeing me have to fight more than one man. They
should have to pay more to see that, and I should get a bigger share of the
cash received from tonight’s event. So I refuse to wrestle in these odds, and I
think my friend El Gambit will agree. So tonight you will not see me in action
at all cause Pride you win tonight by forfeit. I didn’t loose due to the fact I
didn’t even have to step foot in the ring tonight. So I bid you good day!
(Pimp and Gambit go backstage, as
the fans boo. In the ring the three Pride members look pretty chuffed with
themselves but suddenly “Bad to the Bone” by George Thorogood and The Destroyers begins to play on the
PA system)
Will: I
think we wiww see some action here tonight after aww!
(running
from the back comes the “Entertainment Franchise” Nathaniel Davis, followed by
the “Anti-bullying policy” Diamond Sledge, and Eric Fortune)
Dean:
what are these idiots doing here?
Will:
they have come to give the fans some action, and to see to it that Pwide get
whats coming to them!
(Davis
makes a beeline for Maxx Pain, Eric for Sharp, and Diamond for Cage, all three
men slug it out in the middle of the ring, but the Peacekeepers and Eric
Fortune)
Dean:
come on Pride!
(Diamond,
Davis, and Kombat clear the ring of Pride, who then regroup and make there way
up the rampway as Travesty goes off the air)
Will:
sowwy folks that’s aww we have time for this week I’m afwaid, but join us next
time for Friday Night Travesty
---Travesty goes off air---