Monday Manslaughter 28 Jan 02

Fireworks explode in the Coliseum as “Timebomb” by Godsmack signals another addition of Monday Manslaughter. The Zero-tron comes to life with the revolving letters “G-Z-W” while pyro bursts around the entranceway and down the rampway. The camera pans the capacity audience showing various signs, banners, and posters. One fans banner spells out “SMOOTH” and above one of the letter O there is an eyebrow being raised. A female fan’s sign reads, “Hey T-Rex, forget Shannon and Angel. I’ll love you the right way!!”

The camera pans down to ringside to the commentators’ table where Memphis Pike and Alexander Hunt are sitting.

Pike: Welcome everyone to Monday Manslaughter! Joining me on the color commentary is…

Hunt: The only true color commentator in GZW, the man that all those chumps on Travesty envy, Alexander Hunt!!

Pike: We have a great marvelous show booked tonight! Not only will see the Intercontinental Championship defended tonight as “The Champion of the People” T-Rex tries to take the title from the “Living Legend” Pimp Bizkit, but we are looking forward to the first inductee into GroundZero Wrestling’s Ring of Honor!

Hunt: It is no doubt who won the vote for the Ring of Honor, Donut boy! It is the professor of psychological warfare and mastermind of mindgames, the Jade Dragon Sincere! Hell, I voted for him at least ten times!

Pike: That remains to be seen, Hunt, as everyone in GZW received the voting ballot! Whoever is voted as the first inductee, I am sure that they will be worthy! Speaking of the Ring of Honor, I’m getting word that we have some sort of message from the Command Suite concerning it.

The Zero-tron switches over to show Ms. Taylor, the longtime personal assistant of President Tate “Troublesome” Edmonson, sitting behind her desk. She smiles at the camera and picks up a sheet of paper.

Taylor: (reading from paper) “Due to circumstances unexplained the official results of the first ever inductee into GZW’s Ring of Honor has been “misplaced”. On behalf of Mr. Edmonson and Ms. Fortune, we here from the Executive Committee humbly apologize any grief this gives to our fans. As soon as the official results are located we will have the presentation whether it be on tonight’s show, GZW Television, or next week’s show. Again, our humble apologizes for any problems this has caused. Signed, GroundZero Wrestling 2K1 Executive Committee.”

The Zero-tron fades as the camera cuts back to Pike and Hunt.

Hunt: Well that sucks major…

Pike: Truly it does Hunt! Well, wrestling fans you heard it straight from the Command Suite! Once those results are found we will have the presentation of the first inductee into the Ring of Honor!

---2 New In Laws vs. The Supreme Team---

Pike: Our first match here tonight is…

Road Hogg: OH I DID NOT KNOW?!?

Pike: Why me, why, why, why?! What did I do in a former life do deserve this?!?

Road Hogg: My booty better page somebody!!!

Hunt: All right! It’s that dope hip road piggy with those mad lyrical skills!

Road Hogg: Yes it’s me it’s moi! It’s that R to the O to the A to the G, I’m the one known as the super dope piggy!

Pike: Why people continue to give him microphones I will never know…

The Road Hogg makes his way to ringside sporting a bottle of water, he’s wearing a new GZW shirt reading "GZW the most original players in the game, word to your momma’s auntie!" –Road Hogg. His black bandana around his head is seemingly holding up his braids. The Nun Billy Dumb closely follows him; they stop by a sign reading, "Road Hogg’s rap is the shiznit word to your momma’s auntie!"

Hunt: It looks like Road Hogg is going to break it down for us.

Pike: Oh the pain.

The Road Hogg looks to the crowd before tossing the water bottle to the crowd and beginning to wobble his knees. Some cheer but most just laugh at him, as the Nun looks around, seemingly very confused.

Hogg: GZW Coliseum, welcome to da Pig sty! Where you always know that those two dope thrillaz and no I ain’t speakin about Magic and T-Rex the prissy fellas! The 2 New In laws the true Road Hoggy Hogg and his buddy the One known as the Nun, he can’t help if he’s like his last name, my man Billy Dumb! We come out here to fight, not to sing and dance all night, so Supreme Team you may think you all big and bad, but step through these ropes and you are in my pad, so let’s see what you got or if all you are is just talk! Word to your momma’s auntie!

Hunt: The always dope styles of the Road Hogg! Come on Donutboy clap!

Pike: It’s people like you who encourage him to keep doing that!

Suddenly the new team the Supreme Team lead by “Crybaby” Bill Connors charge to the ring. They slide in and begin hammering away at Road Hogg and Billy Dumb as the bell sounds. Phlash and Hodges whip their opponents into the ropes and nail stereo super kicks dropping the Two New In Laws flat. Road Hogg rolls outside to safety and Malcolm “Super Flyer” Hodges steps out leaving Logan “Larger Than Life” Phlash in the ring with the Nun.

Pike: This hot veteran team hit the ring with a bang; they definitely want to impress the higher ups here tonight!

Hunt: Well let’s see what this Phlash guy has in store for us as he sets up Billy Dumb!

Phlash sends the Nun into the corner with a few stiff forearm upper cuts, then proceeds to unleash a set of quick kicks to the midsection before whipping him into the ropes and downing him with a scoop slam piledriver. He makes the quick tag to Hodges who remains on the apron climbing onto the middle rope.

Pike: Possible double team work coming up here!

Billy Dumb staggers around as he makes it to his feet. He turns to see Phlash, who is now also on the middle rope; flip his partner over the ropes into the ring. Hodges lands with his arm locked around Billy Dumb’s head causing him to spin around before Hodges drops the Nun with an assisted front flip into a tornado DDT. The crowd explodes at the huge move.

Hunt: What the hell?!

Pike: Wowsers! What a move!

The Road Hogg catches the tag and runs into the ring ducking a clothesline attempt by Malcolm Hodges, Hogg waits and when Hodges turns around he catches him in the jaw with three left jabs.

Hunt: Hoggy Style punches!

The Road Hogg does the Cabbage Patch, the Macarena, the Moonwalk, The Running Man, and then spins around on his heels grabbing at his crotch and screaming loudly before turning going for his "devastating" right hand. At this time Phlash has slid into the ring and has Billy Dumb in a side headlock. Hodges ducks the right and hooks Road Hogg in a Reverse DDT position.

Pike: Possible Trip to Oz and Phlash and Blood attempt here!

In perfect stereo Phlash runs up the corner executing his tornado bulldog, while Hodges turns on his heels driving his elbow home down on Road Hogg’s throat with his Trip To Oz. Hodges pulls the Road Hogg up and pushes him into the corner as The Nun is discarded.

Hunt: Hasn’t the Road Hogg suffered enough?!

Apparently the Supreme Team don’t agree with Hunt’s statement as Malcolm Hodges stands in front of Road Hogg as Phlash charges at him. Hodges braces his arms and Phlash springboards off of him body splashing into the Road Hogg. Phlash gets so much height that he goes out of the ring, Hodges is left in the ring to pick up the academic one, two, three on Road Hogg for the victory.

Pike: Excellent showing by the Supreme Team here tonight!

Suddenly Endangered Species hops the guardrail and slide into the ring. They charge, front flipping into elbow drops on the still grounded Malcolm Hodges dropping him to the mat. Phlash gets back in the ring and begins to hammer on Elijah Threatt but Joseph Synger clobbers him from behind. Threatt picks up the downed Phlash and slingshots him into the nearest corner, as he stumbles back Synger drops him with a stiff neck breaker. Endangered Species surveys their damage before exiting the ring allowing “Crybaby” Connors to crawl into the ring checking on his men.

Pike: What a cheap attack by the “Bash Brothers of Wrestling”!

Hunt: What you call cheap, I call smart Donutboy! That was calculated right there! They knew just when to attack.

---Too Fools vs. The Fierys---

Pike: Up next, the exciting father and son team of Dameon and Hades Fiery will be taking on Grandmasta Nastay and Body 2 Shoddy, Too Fools!

Hunt: More tag team action! At least I get to see Spice and Aqua! Woohoo!

The Fierys, along with their wives, come out to the ring to the song, "Defy You" by Offspring. The two Fierys stand on the ring posts as the fans cheer.

Some infectious beats signal the arrival of Two Fools. Grandmasta Nastay comes down the ramp, doing the Running Man while Body 2 Shoddy is doing something that slightly resembles the dog paddle and the funky chicken. Two Fools get in the ring wearing their generic "urban wear".

Hunt: How generic can you get? Instead of Fubu, they got on Ubuf!

Two Fools "dance" in the ring as the Fierys just stand and watch. Suddenly…

Pike: Running down the ramp, it’s the StormRiders!

Outlaw Wales and Prey come running down to the ring, unbeknownst to the Fierys who have their backs to the rampway. Two Fools see the StormRiders and leap out of the ring. The HKWF/GZW tag team slides into the ring. The Fierys turn around. Prey with a wicked Muay Thai kick nails Hades in the face. Outlaw sends Dameon spinning in the air with a clothesline. Aqua and Spice can only look on in horror as the StormRiders stomp away on the Fierys.

Pike: So this is how the StormRiders wants to earn respect in the tag team division?

Hunt: They have got my respect! Viva la StormRiders!

Officials flood the ring to break up the assault. The StormRiders leave the ring to a chorus of boos as Aqua and Spice check on their husbands in the ring.

---Commercial Break---

---Pitfighter vs. Maxx Pain---

Pike: Next up, Pitfighter will face Maxx Pain. Pain has been making lots of noise here in the GZW since the arrival of Justin Sharp while Pitfighter has been quiet as a mouse.

Hunt: Can you blame him? If I was facing Maxx Pain, I'd learn to shut my mouth too so I wouldn't piss him off!

Pitfighter comes out and walks down the rampway and enters the ring. The crowd is quiet for the former Extreme Champion.

Hunt: Wow listen to the crowd going ballistic! *snicker*

Pike: Well Hunt he’s still getting more of a reaction than you ever got from a lady!

Hunt: That was cold man. Very cold!

Pike: Yeah that’s what she said too!

Hunt: *mutter*

“My Way” by Limp Bizkit hits the speakers and Maxx Pain steps onto the stage. The fans jeer him as he walks down the ramp. He stops, with a cocky look on his mug, looks into the ring and raises his hands as fireworks go off behind him. He continues to the ring and passes a fan with a sign reading "Fight someone your own size!"

Hunt: Now look there that man is a true inspiration!

Pike: Yes, for birth control!

Hunt: Boy, you sure have a smart mouth tonight Donutboy!

Pain steps over the top rope into the ring, and goes to shake Pitfighter’s hand. Pit, a little unsure, extends his hand and is kicked in the midsection by the mocking Pain. With Pit bent over Pain grabs his head and plants him into the mat with a DDT.

Hunt: That out to wake up Pitfighter from his daze!

Pit slow to his feet, but Pain is right there. Pain with an Irish whip. Pit reverses.

Pain comes back toward him and Pit levels him with an explosive standing drop kick.

Pike: And Maxx Pain gets a face full of feet compliments of Pitfighter!

Hunt: Was that a loaded boot?

Pike: No more loaded then you Hunt!

Pit lifts Pain to his feet and hammers him with rights and lefts. He whips him into the corner and charges him with a knee lift. Pain staggers but stays up, as Pit charges again; Pain catches him with an elbow to the face. With Pit stunned, Pain is in a stance. He jumps up and throws his foot out looking for a back brain kick.

Pike: Pitfighter ducks it!

Hunt: You sound like you just won the lotto!

Pit pops up as Pain’s leg is coming down and grabs the foot, spinning with all his weight. He takes Pain down with a dragon screw. Pit rolls over and holds the leg, as he locks in a vicious ankle lock. Pain is writhing in pain and still has no idea how he ended up here.

Pike: That move came out so fast I don’t think even Pain realized it happened till it was too late!

Hunt: Kind of like that first time I got some in high school. I had a date with Greedy Gretchen. We were in the backseat and....

Pike: HUNT! This is a family show!

Pain is scrambling for the ropes, Ref Paulie Newman making sure he’s not tapping. The pain is clearly visible on his face. Pain just makes it to the ropes and Ref Newman makes sure Pit breaks the hold.

Hunt: That is great ring presence by Maxx Pain getting to the ropes…

Pike: I think you spoke too soon Hunt. Take a look in the ring!

Pit kicks Pain’s leg out from under him and goes right back to work on it. He grabs the leg, turns around it and drops to the ground locking in a figure four on Pain.

Pike: And Pitfighter again finds himself scrambling to get free from the pain being applied by the man from the DeathPitt!

Hunt: I always wondered where the DeathPitt is?

Pain squirms and kicks and finally manages to get his "good" leg free, but Pit is faster and has two good legs to work with. He dropkicks Pain right in the injured leg and again Pain tastes mat. Pit gets right back up while Pain is face down. He locks in a single leg crab now.

Pike: Pitfighter, definitely showing his vast knowledge of submission wrestling!

Hunt: But he’s too close to the ropes this time and Maxx Pain gets a fast rope break!

Pit has had enough and grabs Pain in a headlock and starts running toward the corner.

Hunt: Maxx slips free and shoves Pitfighter into the corner belly first!

Pit hits the turnbuckle hard. He turns around and is kicked in the gut by Pain. With Pit bent over at the waist, Pain grabs him in a powerbomb position, lifts him high into the air and brings him down onto the mat.

Pike: CareerEnder!!

Hunt: And like that, Pitfighter falls further down the contenders list!

Pain hooks the leg and Ref Newman counts the academic three count.

Hunt: Looks like the GZW whipping boy is trying to make a statement here tonight!

Pike: What a shame after a great showing by Pitfighter, but you have to give props where they belong! Maxx Pain seemed to have pulled that win out of thin air!

Pain stands up and stomps on the groin of Pit then slides back out of the ring.

Pike: Oh c'mon that was uncalled for!

Hunt: Now Pitfighter will not have a chance to please Miss Pitfighter tonight thanks to Maxx Pain!

---Pre-Taped---

(the scene opens up you can see a woman, she seems to be wearing a white dress, behind her is a fat looking woman, with a hand that seems to be across her mouth not allowing her to speak, a door opens and the woman in the white gets thrown into a room, as the other woman opens a door closes and then locks on the outside…. The other woman speaks and the voice is clearly………… ANGEL’S)

Angel: get in there you dirty whore!

(Inside the room, there is an armchair light from what seems like a basement top shines through very little, and a man turns on a lamp and reveals himself to be………….PIMP)

Pimp: ah remember last time we were s close remember? Eh…… You kicked me in the balls do you remember that? Eh? My life was a humiliation from then on, women in streets would point at me and laugh and mention that you kicked me in the balls. Have you any idea what that’s like? Especially seeing as half of these easy fans of yours had already been Played-a-live by the “Living Legend”

Pimp: That I WON’T forgive, I shall do something to you that may haunt you, that if your precious little boy of your ever found out about he would flip, he would go berserk at me, but what do I care I am a “Living Legend” for christs sake, I’ll do whatever I want to do. Have stormed through all competition I have had in GZW I fear nobody so what the hell it’ll be his problem not myn.

(Pimp pulls the womans arm, and leans her into his lap, and her head into his arms, where the light finally catches her face and reveals it to be none other than………… STEPH! Pimp lays one right on her lips and holds the lip lock for about five seconds, before letting her drop on the floor, and spitting on top of her.)

Pimp: As Angel said you’d never stay faithful to the desert drizzle!!

---Justin Sharp vs. “Smooth Operator” Billy Bond---

Pike: This match is sure to be of titanic proportions, as the GZW’s own Smooth Operator takes on the self proclaimed indy legend, Justin Sharp!

Hunt: Just a bit of a bias showing there, Pike! I personally am glad to see Justin Sharp here! He’s a great competitor for the GZW and is always exciting to see in the ring! Although he wouldn’t stand a snowballs chance in hell against Deacon Kane!

Pyro shoot into the air from the entranceway and down the rampway as “One Step Closer” by Linkin Park bumps over the Coliseum speakers. Justin Sharp strolls down the rampway slowly smirking at the booing GZW crowd. A fan’s sign states, “Indy legend? You must mean Happy Sumo!!”

Hunt: This guy here has breathed new life into the GZW! Boy, is some of the “Old Guard” pissed off!

"SMOOTH OPERATOR!!!"

The fans erupt as Billy Bond shows up on the top of the entranceway. He glares at Sharp down in the ring, and Sharp answers the seemingly wordless question by spreading his arms out and motioning for Smooth to bring it on. Smooth takes Sharp up on his request and charges full speed down the ramp and slides into the ring and before the bell can even sound these two gladiators are going at it; both men throwing random lefts and rights at one another.

Pike: And we’re off like a gun shot folks! Billy Bond has hit the ring and all hell has broken loose with both him and Justin Sharp trading furious fists on each other’s bodies!

Sharp sends a right forearm to the jaw of Smooth, following it up with two knee lifts to the midsection driving him back to the ropes. Sharp Irish whips Smooth across the ring and instead of dropping down flat on his stomach to let the Smooth Operator past he drops into a split, his chest touching the ground push up style.

Hunt: What athleticism by Indy Legend!

Smooth hops Sharp and bounces off the ropes, on his way back he hops into the air crashing his leg across the back of Sharp’s neck with a modified rocker dropper. Smooth turns and pulls Sharp up to his feet and executes a beautiful standing drop kick sending him out of the ring to the Coliseum floor. Sharp spits at Smooth who stands in the ring that causes Smooth to charge off the opposite side ropes and baseball slide out of the ring. But Sharp shows his ring knowledge by jumping onto the apron, over the protruding Sharp at nearly the perfect time missing the intended attack. Smooth turns on his heels and is crashed down to the cold concrete floor as Sharp flies through the air with a beautiful Asai moonsault.

Pike: As much as I don’t like him, Justin Sharp is an amazing athlete!

Hunt: What was that? You complemented Justin Sharp? Alert the media!

Sharp growls loudly as the Indy Legend drives boots down onto Smooth as he pulls himself to his feet. Sharp walks around the stairs and turns around gaining up some speed charging down the side of the ring and hoping onto the guard rail and leaping off only to be clipped under the throat by a clothesline from Smooth delivered off of the apron.

Pike: Wowsers! What a shot by the Smooth Operator!

Smooth slides into the ring as Sharp climbs onto the apron. Smooth goes to clobber Sharp, but the Cocky One ducks, ramming the Smooth One in the mid section. Sharp slingshots into a somersault over Smooth’s back and charges off the ropes. Smooth turns, ducking attempting a back body drop but Sharp turns on his heels and rolls backwards off the back of Smooth, landing on his feet behind him. Smooth turns, and catches a boot of Sharp’s, aimed for the midsection. Sharp flips off Smooth and executes a standing back flip, landing on his back, booting Smooth in the stomach on the way down. Upon impact with the ground, Sharp kips up to his feet and a split second later executes a corkscrew leg drop across the back of Smooth’s neck sending him face first into the mat.

Hunt: What a move by Justin Sharp! I wonder if this kid needs a manager?

Sharp rolls Smooth over and hooks the leg but Smooth gets the shoulder up with force after a two count. Sharp looks to the crowd and flips them off as he pulls Smooth to his feet by his hair. Smooth catches another wind sending three rapid shots to the midsection of Sharp; Smooth follows this up with a quick rake to the eyes before charging off the ropes and sending the Cocky One to the mat with a flying forearm between the eyes. Smooth jumps into the air and lands with both soles of his boots into the midsection of Smooth before letting out a huge yell that causes the crowd to pop.

Morris: Mindless cattle! All of them mindless cattle!

Smooth pulls Sharp up and whips him into the ropes. Upon his return he tries to take him over with a hip toss but Sharp grabs the ropes and holds his ground. Smooth tries to lift Sharp up again, the veins in his arms swelling to the bursting point, but the Sharp hunches his knees forcing himself to dead weight. Sharp unhooks their arms and brings up his right foot at lightening quick speed connecting with a sickeningly stiff kick right between the eyes.

Pike: Chocolate covered Dunkin’ Donuts! The impact of that shot!

Sharp stares in a mixture of disbelief, anger, and shock as Billy Bond remains standing, a sick smile on his face as he pounds his chest telling Sharp to hit him again.

Pike: How is he standing? Is he crazy? He wants him to try again?!

Hunt: See that comes from too many beat downs from Deacon Kane! Billy Bond has found lost all his senses!

Sharp glares at Smooth, insulted by the beckoning of a second kick. Sharp looks to the crowd and smiles before unleashing a second stiff roundhouse, nailing Smooth in the back of the head that drops him to one knee and glazes his eyes over but Smooth remains standing still smiling; this time spitting on Sharp.

Sharp: Bitch!

Sharp holds his arms out in the crucifix symbol and releases a death growl like yell from his throat and unleashes a kick right between the eyes of Smooth, dropping him to his back. Smooth immediately rolls over onto his front clutching his face. The crowd groans at the disturbing sound the contact of boot and flesh make.

Pike: Wowsers…the impact Justin Sharp packs behind those kicks is scary!

Hunt: Bond shouldn’t have pissed Sharp off all week on GZW Television!

Sharp gets a twisted look in his eyes and steps over Smooth as he begins to get to his knees to get up. Sharp grabs a heap of mane of Smooth in his left hand, and rains down a thunderous forearm shoot, crossing across into the facial area around the bridge of the nose of Smooth. The crowd groans at the shot, and groans at each of the following 12 shots thereafter; a sickening smile forms on Sharp’s face as he drops Smooth face first to the mat, ripping out a chunk of his hair in the process. With a blood drenched right arm and a clot of blonde hair in his left hand, Sharp stands on the middle rope facing the crowd shouting in a form of victory.

Pike: This is sickening! Billy Bond could have had his nose broken right there!

Hunt: * mock sniff* Oh boo hoo! Maybe we should be more worried about his ruined hair!

Sharp doesn’t notice the Smooth Operator getting up behind him, blood flowing freely from the nose, right eye, and mouth of Bond. Smooth runs up behind Sharp, leaping onto the bottom rope, clasping his arms around the waist of the Cocky One and leaping back dropping the arrogant man straight on the back of his head, a huge pop from the crowd following.

Pike: Holy over exaggerated expressions! Bond dropped Sharp right on his head with that elevated German suplex!

Smooth stumbles as he gets back to his feet, but pulls Sharp up and whips him hard into the turnbuckle causing him to flip upwards. Smooth charges up and leaps, landing a foot into the back of the head of Sharp, sending his forehead into the steel post. Smooth hooks Sharp by his hair and leaps towards the center of the ring, dropping him to the mat with a top rope hangman’s neck breaker.

Hunt: Hey ref, Billy boy is using his hair!

Sharp slowly starts to get to his feet as Smooth climbs to the top rope.

Pike: Bond uncharacteristically going for a high-risk maneuver!

Sharp’s ears perk up as he hears Smooth’s heavy breathing and turns to see Smooth leap from the top rope. But Sharp uses his head and pulls Referee Paulie Newman into the path sending Smooth crashing into Ref Newman knocking him unconscious.

Hunt: What quick thinking by the Cocky One!

Smooth stares down at Ref Newman and then turns around to be nailed with a swift boot to the stomach, then driven face first into the mat with a move known as…

Pike: Hydra (pedigree)! But there isn’t a ref, thanks to him!

Hunt: That idiot Paulie Newman stepped in the way on purpose, Donutboy! I think Bond paid him off!

Sharp stares at the unconscious referee, then looks to the entrance way as the crowd begins stirring as Maxx Pain walks out towards the ring.

Hunt: What the hell is he doing here?

Pike: Well Maxx Pain has some many unkind words about his Justin Sharp since Sharp joined the roster! Pain and Sharp have had many run-ins with one another in the independent circuit!

Maxx Pain carries a chair with him as he slowly steps towards the ring. Sharp, who had been on the ropes watching Pain head towards the ring, turns around and is lifted into a military press by Smooth.

Pike: Bond looking to end it!

Sharp kicks like mad and manages to slide down behind Smooth. Both men face each other but then turn to Pain as he steps into the ring.

Hunt: I don’t know if I like this….

Sharp and Pain make eye contact and hold it for a second, Sharp seemingly saying something about the giving him the chair, but Maxx Pain shakes his head no. The crowd erupts.

Pike: Maxx Pain is going to use the chair on this cocky newcomer!

Pain smiles crudely at Sharp before tossing the chair into Smooth’s hands. Smooth catches the chair, but before he can even look confusedly at Pain; Sharp leaps off the mat and spins in the air, executing a jumping round house kick into the chair (Van Daminator) crashing the steel into the face of Smooth dropping him to the mat. The crowd erupts in boos as Maxx Pain breaks up laughing.

Pike: What the hell?

Pain claps as Sharp gets to his feet, with a psychotic sadistic grin gracing his face. The two men then extend hands, shaking them before embracing into a brother like hug. The crowd moving from shock into a horrid of boos.

Hunt: Ha! You were saying Donutboy?

Maxxine runs down the rampway and climbs into the ring clapping wildly as the two friends separate. Sharp turns to Maxxine and makes a slight bow gesture before smiling and giving the wife of his long time friend a hug. Sharp turns to Pain looking down at Smooth, who is starting to get to his feet. Pain makes a gesture as if to help him up. Justin Sharp comes in from behind and locks in a reverse DDT like hold before spinning in mid drop, smashing Smooth’s face into the mat with an ace crusher like move known as…

Pike: Razor Sharp Edge (roll the dice)! This is just sickening!

Sharp gets to his feet and then points to Pain, as if to give it his turn. Sharp bows graciously and hooks Smooth around the waist in a wheel barrel position; he then lifts him so his upper body is vertical. Pain grips Smooth around the throat in a chokeslam like hold and drops into a sit out powerbomb.

Pike: Maxx Pain adding insult to injury! What the hell is the point of this Hunt?!

Hunt: Justin Sharp and Maxx Pain are simply doing what they do best Donutboy, making an impact!

Maxxine holds both men’s hands up as "Cocky” by Kid Rock rips over the PA as Justin Sharp, Maxxine, and Maxx Pain leave the ring to a chorus of boos with Ref Newman and Smooth still down in the ring.

Pike: Justin Sharp and Maxx Pain together? What is in store for GZW now?

---Frat house of Suc Mi Phi---

The downstairs common area of the frat house is filled to capacity as other frat brothers huddle around the small black and white television, which is resting on a keg, to see Manslaughter. Much like the room of Rick Samson and Brent Wellington III, the room is a filthy mess.

Walking down the stairs is the team of the College Crew. Samson has on jeans and a “Sexy Bitch” Devotion promo shirt. BW3 is wearing Adidas warmup pants and a doctored Britney Spears hugging BW3 t-shirt. On his head is a red baseball cap turned backward a la Fred Durst.

BW3: Dude listen to these animals! I can’t even study.

Samson: (looking at BW3 oddly) Study?! What in the hell are you talking about, dawg? The last time either one of us touched a book was when that new issues of Playpen came out with Devotion as the centerfold!!!

BW3: That sucks inner ass we didn’t get a match on Manslaughter but what sucks even worst is the fact you have to team up with the lame-o gym teacher Derek Ashton on Travesty.

Samson: Tell me about it, Bee-Dubya. Battlecry sucks almost as more than your moms!

BW3: Hey, my moms doesn’t suck that much!! Anyway get off moms, dudes, you know how I feel about that.

Samson: Okay I’ll get off your moms but what about the other dudes waiting in line behind me? Hahahahaha!!

The tag team partners start pushing each other. They tie up and roll down the stairs fighting.

---Commercial---

---Extreme Non-Title Match: Parking Lot Match: GoldenEye vs. “The Downfall” Rebellion---

Pike: This will be a wild one! To win, you must toss your opponent through a windshield! This feud has been brewing ever since GoldenEye's arrival to the GZW!

Hunt: I don't know what that punk's problem is. What has Rebellion done to him? Rebellion is a fine example for the young wrestling fans!

Rebellion comes out to the parking lot with his hands taped and ready to go. Next out to the parking lot is GoldenEye. GE runs to Reb and unloads a series of right hands, rocking Reb's head. GE whips Reb into the side of truck. Rebellion collapses to the ground.

Hunt: This isn't wrestling!

Pike: Maybe not, but listen to these fans!

Hunt: You too Donutboy? Dr. Antonio Nabakusi from the UJW was right; the American wrestling fans have become animals!

GE picks up Reb and slams his face onto the hood of a car. GE grabs a golden bat from the back of a truck and smashes it over the back of Reb. Reb falls to his knees. GE moves in, but Reb lowblows GE to shift the momentum. Reb takes the bat and smashes it over the head of GoldenEye, dropping him to the concrete ground. Reb picks up GE and suplexes him onto the hood of a car.

Hunt: See? Rebellion is such a great wrestler and Extreme Champion that he even works wrestling moves into a brawl like this!

Reb gets on top of GE and punishes him with forearm shots to the face. Reb lifts up GE and hiptosses him off the hood of the car and onto hood of another car. Reb drags GE onto the floor. Reb stomps away on GE. Reb picks up GE and whips him into the side of a convertible. GE's back hits the car hard. Rebellion charges in going for a clothesline, but GoldenEye elevates him with a back body drop into the convertible.

Pike: Wowsers!

GE hops into the convertible and beats down Reb with stiff right hands. GE then rips the steering wheel off the convertible and beats Reb over the head with it. Reb manages to reach into the glove compartment, grabs a cell phone and shatters it in the face of GE.

Hunt: Rebellion reached out and touched someone!

Reb kicks GE off of him. Reb and GE then brawl throughout the parking lot, trading punches and occasionally slamming the other's face into a car.

Pike: Chocolate covered Dunkin’ Donuts, we may be here all night! Someone has to put his opponent through a windshield!

GE gets the better of Reb. GE with a kick to the gut. He has Rebellion set up for a running powerbomb.

Pike: GoldenEye is going to attempt the GoldenBomb on Rebellion through the windshield of that car!

GE holds Reb high in the air, ready for a powerbomb. But out from nowhere comes Jake MacKinnon with a steel pipe to the back of GE.

Pike: Where did he come from? I thought the locker rooms were closed off for this match!

Hunt: He must have come out of one of the cars!

Jake beats down GE with the pipe, but coming to the rescue is Chains. Chains repels Jake with right hands. Extra refs come to try to get Chains and Jake away from the match.

Pike: Thank goodness for Chains!

Hunt: Jake MacKinnon’s interference gave Rebellion enough time to recover!

Reb gets on top of a truck and waits for GE. GoldenEye gets to his feet. Reb leaps at GE, hooks his head and drives him down to the concrete with a tornado DDT.

Pike: CHOCOLATE COVERED DUNKIN’ DONUTS!! Rebellion with a tornado DDT onto the concrete! That is insane!

Both men are slow to get up. Reb gets to his feet first. Reb drags GE as now both men are standing on the hood of a limo. Reb, fatigued from the match, tries to suplex GE onto the windshield. But GE blocks it. GE escapes and kicks Reb in the midsection. GE gets behind Reb and lifts him in a torture rack.

Pike: My god...no he won't!

GE has Reb held in a torture rack with his back to the windshield. GoldenEye falls backwards, dropping Rebellion face first through the windshield.

Pike: $#!T ON ME! GoldenEye just falls back with the Extreme Champion and Rebellion simply goes through the windshield to win the match! He dropped back and Rebellion went face first through the glass! I am speechless!

Hunt: No no! This isn’t right! How can that big goof GoldenEye beat the Extreme Champion?

Referee Sonny Bright raises the hand of GoldenEye who is visibly tired and aching from the match. Rebellion lays face down in the front seat of the limo with glass everywhere.

---Command Suite---

Mouse Greer slowly and cautiously gets off the elevator upstairs in the Command Suite of GZW. He looks around and no one seems to be around. Walking over to Ms. Taylor’s desk he flips through some papers left on her desk. Not finding anything to spark his interest, Mouse makes his way over to the closed door of the office of President Edmonson.

Mouse: (looking around) I’m sure Troublesome wouldn’t mind if I took a look around his office. If memory serves me right I think I left a camera of mine in there. Yeah, that’s it. A camera.

Mouse turns the knob but it is locked. He reaches into his back pocket and pulls out what seems to be lockpick equipment.

Mouse: I’m sure I have a key around here somewhere.

Before Mouse can find the correct size “key” the elevator dings and someone walks out. Mouse frantically looks around before jumping into a supply closet. Looking through the slightly not closed door, he can make out Ms. Taylor talking to and unseen person. The unseen person is a female due to her voice.

Unseen person: That’s right Ms. Taylor. If the results can’t be found, don’t worry about it. The Ring of Honor will be announced when it gets announced. Right now I want ever file on ever employee in GZW in my office as soon as possible. From the lowly janitor to the wrestlers to the suits on the Executive Committee. To quote someone close, “It’s gonna be Trouble, Trouble!!”

Taylor: I’ll get on it right now, ma’am.

Mouse closes the door and leans back against a shelf.

Mouse: Now how in the hell am I going to get out of here?!

---“Fairplay Enforcer” Sho Murakame vs. “Jade Dragon” Sincere---

Pike: Get ready fans because we have a history match up next! The sadistic Sincere, member of the BlackHearts, will take on Sho Murakame, a member of the Peacekeepers! We are witnessing two men that have been the building blocks that this great company was built upon!

Hunt: Yes Donutboy, Sho Murakame is an above average wrestler, I might even go as far as to say that he is a good wrestler. But come on! The Jade Dragon is one of the most wicked and sadistic men I have ever seen step into the ring. Not only does he have the BlackHearts behind him, but he is without a doubt the professor of psychological warfare and mastermind of mindgames!

“Things I’ve Seen” by Spooks plays as Sho Murakame walks down the rampway. The normally fan friendly Peacekeeper pays no attention to them as he has his eyes locked onto the man who had a hand in destroying his mother’s establishment. Sho steps into the ring instead of his customary flip over the top rope.

Hunt: Bugboy looks real pissed! He must have read the recent article Lend Me Your Ear in the new HotWire magazine!

The lights dim as a white fog creeps down the rampway. “Sprach Zarathrustra” begins as Sincere slowly walks to the ring. He stands on the turnbuckle, pointing at Sho.

Pike: Two former GZW Heavyweight Champions meeting in singles competition for only the second time in their illustrious careers!

Hunt: If it weren’t for Sincere, Murakame wouldn’t even be a former Heavyweight Champion!

Both men are in the ring and Ref Patricia Albertson calls for the bell. Once the bell rings, Sincere turns into a rabid animal. He charges at Sho and lands some vicious knife-edge chops that echo throughout the Coliseum. Irish whip by Sincere. Sho ducks a clothesline. Sincere turns around and Sho catches him with a spin kick, knocking down the Jade Dragon. Sincere gets up and Sho knocks him down with an explosive dropkick. Scoop slam by the smaller Sho. Sho bounces off the ropes and hits a flipping senton splash on Sincere. The cover by Sho, but Sincere kicks out.

Pike: Sho Murakame is on top of his game tonight!

Sho picks up Sincere and lands some chops to the chest. Whip by Sho is reversed by Sincere. Sincere with a quick drop toe hold, dropping Sho to the mat face first. Sincere quickly follows it up with a leg drop, driving Sho's face into the mat.

Hunt: And just like that, Sincere has regained the advantage!

With Sho still laying on the mat face down, Sincere stomps on the hands of Sho. He then grabs Sho's leg and stomps his knee into the mat. Sincere lifts up Sho and drops him with a backbreaker. Sincere then goes for a blatant choke. Ref Albertson calls for a break. Sincere breaks after a count of four and then goes for the choke again.

Pike: The sadistic Sincere viciously choking Sho!

Sincere lifts up Sho and lands a series of headbutts and chops, sending Sho to the corner. Sincere with thunderous chops in the corner. Sincere whips Sho to the opposite corner. Sho hops onto the top turnbuckle and moonsaults over a charging Sincere. Sho, now behind Sincere, hooks Sincere's waist and hits a release German suplex. Sincere gets up slowly and Sho sends him out of the ring with a dropkick. Sho gets on the apron. Sincere gets to his feet. Sho wipes out Sincere with an Asai moonsault on the floor.

Pike: Chocolate covered Dunkin’ Donuts!

Sho gets up and rolls Sincere into the ring. Sho gets on the apron and goes for a springboard missile dropkick, but Sincere pulls the referee into harm's way. Ref Albertson gets knocked out.

Pike: Oh no!

Hunt: Disqualify Murakame! He dropkicked Ref Albertson!

Pike: That was an accident and you know it!

Sho goes over to Ref Albertson. Sincere gets behind Sho and goes for a German suplex. But Sho flips out of it and lands on his feet. Sincere turns around and gets taken down with a spinning heel kick. Sho picks up Sincere and drops him with a Michinoku driver. Sho looks to the crowd.

Pike: He is going for the shooting star press!

Sho leaps off the top turnbuckle and connects with the shooting star press. But there is no referee to make the count.

Pike: Damn it! No ref! The fans are counting!

Hunt: The mindless cattle can count until a million and it won't mean a thing with no ref!

Sho goes over to try to revive Referee Albertson. Meanwhile, Sincere slides out of the ring and grabs a steel chair. Sincere blasts Sho with the steel chair.

Pike: No!

Sincere then grabs Sho and drops him onto the steel chair with Sincerely Yours (underhook powerbomb). With Ref Albertson still out, Sincere places the steel chair on Sho's face. Sincere climbs on the middle turnbuckle and hits a leg drop onto the steel chair on Sho. Ref Albertson slowly regains her senses. Sincere makes the cover.

Angle: No! Not like this!

1…2…

Pike: Three! Sincere wins! Sho Murakame had this match won! What a minute!

Sincere then stands over a fallen Sho and locks on the Dragon’s Tail (sharpshooter). He pulls on Sho's leg, keeping the pressure on his back. Refs come to the ring to try to pull Sincere off, but to no avail. Suddenly…

Pike: Here comes Adam Cage! What now? Does he want to assault the Fairplay Enforcer too?

Cage slides into the ring, looking at Sincere lock on the Dragon’s Tail on a helpless Sho. Cage then surprisingly clotheslines Sincere off of Sho.

Pike: What in the world is going on? Sho Murakame and Adam Cage were just about killing each other verbally last week on GZW TV and now Cage is helping him?

Hunt: I can tell you this; Adam Cage just signed his death warrant by attacking Sincere!

Sincere stands up to look at Cage, questioning him what is going on. Cage then throws a white powder substance in the face of Sincere, blinding the Jade Dragon. Cage kicks Sincere in the midsection doubling him over. He locks his head with his arm and drops him with a flowing DDT, the move also known as...

Pike: Nova! Adam Cage hit the Nova on Sincere! What the hell?

Cage stands over a fallen Sincere as Sho regains his senses. Sho looks up, surprised to see Cage. But Cage quickly looks at both men laying in the ring and falls backward over the top rope and onto the floor. Cage makes his way make up the ramp.

Pike: What was the message that Adam Cage is trying to send? This story is not over by a long shot!

---Commercial---

---Main Event: GZW Intercontinental Championship Match: “Enforcer” T-Rex vs. “Living Legend” Pimp Bizkit---

Pike: T-Rex, the man who has claimed his status in GZW history is making his way down to the ring for his match against a man that is has equally proven that he is a legend in GZW, Pimp Bizkit! This main event will be for the Intercontinental title that the self-proclaimed “Living Legend” wears around his waist!

Hunt: Donutboy, my man Pimp has the clear advantage here, as he is the reigning Intercontinental Champ! That fluke win that the “Champion of the People” had last week on Manslaughter wouldn’t happen again! No hiding behind masks this time T-Rex!

Rex makes it halfway down the ramp when Pimp comes scrambling down and tackles the giant man from behind. Pimp's music hits but the crowd drowns it out with boos and hisses for one of their oldest and most hated heels.

Pimp slams Rex's head to the ground on the concrete floor and then slides one of his oldest adversaries under the third rope and into the ring. Pimp looks under the ring for a "wrestling aide".

Pike: What is he doing? This isn't a No DQ match!

Hunt: I told you he would make short work of the Enforcer!

Pike: Oh, good, Senior Ref Richard Dark is letting Pimp know in no uncertain terms that he will be removed from the match if he tries any of the atrocities that he is capable of!

Hunt: Party pooper!

With Senior Ref Dark keeping Pimp busy, Rex gets to his feet, checks his lip, shakes his head, looks for his opponent, bounces off the far rope and come speeding in on Senior Ref Dark...

Pike: What a move by T-Rex! With all that speed he vaulted over Senior Ref Dark and landed square on top of Pimp! What a move!

Hunt: Just lucky is all. Dark was blocking Pimp's vision!

Rex pins Pimp's arms down with his knees, and brings down punch after punch after punch to the face and upper chest of Pimp. The Living Legend finally rolls to the side and Rex has to jump to his feet to keep from getting his leg tied up by Pimp. Rex reaches down for a hand full of hair on the IC Champ and helps him stand but as he begins to rise, Pimp pulls away and bites Rex just above the knee.

Pike: What the hell?

Hunt: Damn! That's something new!

In shock, Rex lets go of Pimp's head. Pimp with a chop sends the Enforcer wheeling up against the apron. Pimp pummels Rex and with a shoulder charge puts Rex into the corner steps hard...BOOM. Pimp steps back to enjoy the moment and dives in again with a spear....

Hunt: Lookout Pimp! OUCH!

Rex sidesteps out of the way at the last minute and Pimp finds nothing but steel steps. Rex slams Pimp's head back down on the steps and then slides Pimp into the ring. Rex slides in right after him and now both men are finally in the ring.

Pike: This match is finally in the ring!

Rex stands Pimp up and whips him to the ropes. Pimp ducks under a clothesline and bounces off the other ropes. On the way back, Rex with a leapfrog, jumps into the air and out of range of Pimp's own elbow. Rex lands on his feet and falls to his back rolling his feet toward the rebounding Pimp. Pimp gets caught in the gut...

Pike: Wowsers! What a ride T-Rex just gave Pimp Bizkit! Pimp on the way back got vaulted into the air by the great foot positioning of T-Rex, who put them right into Pimp's gut!

Hunt: (mocking) Blah Blah Blah can't you be any MORE descriptive? I mean this is TV after all. People can see what just happened!

Rex quick to his feet stands and waits for Pimp to stumble to his feet. Pimp still a little groggy uses his instincts to gain his feet. Rex comes in and hits a fame-asser. That impacts Pimp back down on the mat. Rex vaults over the top rope and turns around facing inside the ring. Using the second rope like a trampoline, Rex gains amazing altitude and comes back into the ring crashing into Pimp with a knee to the breadbasket.

Pike: It always amazed me the moves T-Rex possesses for a big man!

Hunt: Yeah yeah! A lucha libra trapped in a big man’s body! I’ve heard it all before!

Rex with the cover but only gets a one count.

Hunt: Not going to be that easy to win the title!

Rex goes to the corner and goes to the top; he sets up and goes airborne in a frogsplash.

Hunt: Ha ha ha! Missed it, missed it, now you got to ki...err never mind!

Pimp rolls in the same direction Rex is coming from, taking him out of the impact zone. Pimp comes in behind Rex and hooks a release German suplex. Grabbing Rex by the foot, Pimp pulls him back into the center of the ring. He spreads Rex's legs and brings a head butt down right into the....

Pike: Chocolate covered Dunkin’ Donuts! Every male child at home felt that one!

Hunt: Yeah but that's what T-Rex gets!

Pimp, to the side of Rex, with his right hand he does a blatant choke. As Senior Ref Dark comes over to start the count he isn’t watching what the left hand is doing, Pimp punches Rex in the impact zone. Rex convulses so much that the choke is broken. Pimp stands up and watches Rex. As Rex rolls to his hands and knees Pimp kicks Rex in the ribs with enough to lift him off the ground. Rex rolls to the edge of the ring. Pimp wraps Rex up in the bottom rope choking him. Senior Ref Dark gets in Pimp's face and makes a break. He forces Pimp back as Rex gets up.

Rex wobbles on his feet and Pimp comes in again.

Pike: Where did that come from? A superkick from T-Rex has the Champ on the mat and T-Rex back on top of this match!

Rex lifts Pimp up, both men facing each other, Rex with a waistlock lifts Pimp off his feet and stumbles backwards for a few steps and then falls down bringing Pimp's head in contact with the top turnbuckle in the corner. Rex tries to keep up the offense. Helping Pimp up to his feet, Rex drops him in a quick DDT. Back on his feet, Rex runs to the ropes and comes back down with vicious speed into Pimp with an elbow drop. Again Rex with the offense lifting Pimp up to a standing position.

Pike: T-Rex looking to become only the 8^th man to hold the covenanted Intercontinental Championship!

Hunt: He can keep looking because as long as Pimp Bizkit has the belt T-Rex will never find it!

Rex clamps on for a chokeslam. The crowd cheers for the great show. Rex lifts Pimp into the air and slams him back down to the mat. Rex takes a bit of time, still recovering from earlier in the match. Pimp lies flat on the mat. Just as Rex turns to make the cover, Pimp sits up (Taker/Kane style). Rex with quick boots to the upper chest and head of Pimp only slows down the Living Legend from getting to his feet.

Hunt: Pimp’s mad now!

Toe to toe, the men trade punches. Pimp drops to his knees and follows through with his shoulder in a punch that hits an area that seems to be quite popular tonight. Senior Ref Dark warns Pimp that if he should do that one more time he is out.

Pike: Senior Referee Richard Dark is really enforcing the rules here tonight Hunt!

Hunt: If you remember, Donutboy, it was this same Senior Referee that screwed T-Rex out of his second Heavyweight title reign! (OOC: Hunt’s distorted viewpoint but check GZW TV site for how it really happened…MNM 18^th June 2001)

Pimp pushes Dark away and whips Rex to the ropes. Catching him on the way back, Pimp executes a powerslam that bounces both men off the mat from the impact. Again Pimp picks up Rex, gut kick, Rex bends over, Pimp picks him up and drops him down in a front face suplex.

Pike: Pimp Bizkit with the front face suplex! Pimp now locks in the Final Choke! (Tazmission) He's really got it locked in, but T-Rex is reaching for the ropes! He's got it! Senior Referee Dark counts! 1...2...3...4...5! Pimp has not broken the hold! Senior Referee has no choice but to call for the disqualification! T-Rex wins the match!

Hunt: But the Living Legend retains the Intercontinental Championship! What a genius!

The fans boo as Pimp defiantly continues to maintain the Final Choke.

Pike: What is up with Pimp Bizkit? He's always been dangerous, but he's beyond that! He is trying to end the career of T-Rex!

Hunt: Uh oh! I think you just pissed someone off with that last remark, Donutboy! Because here comes the “CareerKiller” Maxx Pain!

The former TV Champion Pain steps into the ring. He stomps on Pimp to break the Final Choke, then Pain slaps on his Pain Game (sharpshooter)!

Pike: What is Maxx Pain doing out here? I doubt it's to save T-Rex! Pain and Justin Sharp already did a number on “Smooth Operator” Billy Bond earlier tonight and Pain totally crushed Pitfighter!

Hunt: I don’t think Maxx ever forgot the beating he received at the hands of Pimp and Bad Influence months ago!

Pike: So this all about revenge?!

Referees and officials flood the ring as Pain continues to rip at the neck of Pimp with the Pain Game!

Pike: Twice tonight Maxx Pain has played a part in the destruction of GZW’s Old Guard!

Hunt: Pimp’s my man and all, but I think it’s time that the Old Guard step aside and let the Vanguard have some of the spotlight!

Manslaughter cuts to a commercial as the referees and officials try to clear up the mayhem in the ring.

---Commercial---

---Backstage---

Backstage, we see Rex walking back to the locker room after the match. Suddenly, out of nowhere comes contracted hitman of eth Richards and brother of T-Rex, Big Country. Big C clotheslines Rex from behind.

Pike: Sneak attack from Big Country!

Big C grabs Rex and slams his head into the wall. The massively built Big C then lifts up his older brother and powerbombs him through the catering table. Laying on the floor is Rex amid a mess of finger sandwiches, cups and more. Big C then grabs the large steel coffee container and smashes it down onto Rex's head, busting it open and spilling hot coffee all over Rex.

Hunt: The Champion of the People just got drenched in scalding hot coffee!

Pike: The brutality of Big Country with this sneak attacks! What is he trying to prove?

Hunt: Duh, Donutboy! He's out to show why he is “Da Man” around GZW! Hell, his brother is the Champion of the People; Big C should be the Enemy of the People!

---At the Announce Table---

Hunt: Well Donutboy looks as if another great Manslaughter is wrapped up!

Pike: So true and I’m glad we finally retrieved all the missing equipment that mysteriously ended up in Hong Kong! Well this will be our last Monday Manslaughter as a New Year comes in it brings in new changes. One of those changes will be that we be now seen on Tuesdays under the new banner of “Tuesday Crimson”! So on behalf of…

Suddenly “Bad To The Bone” blares over the Coliseum signaling the one GZW superstar who embodies everything the company stands for. The crowd pops with an enormous face cheer as Nathaniel “Entertainment Franchise” Davis walks down the rampway dressed in his wrestling gear and microphone in hand followed by Anastasia. Davis, normally the cheerful one, wears an expression of determination. The wrestler that has been in GZW from the conception steps into the ring and faces the entranceway. Senior Referee Richard Dark slides into the ring and waits by a turnbuckle.

Davis: Sorry to interrupt the endin’ of the show, Mr. Pike and Mr. Hunt, but I think my position as the “franchise player in GZW” allows me to wield some sort of power and say so. (The crowd begins chanting “Davis, Davis”) That bein’ said, two days ago the GZW Heavyweight Champion attacked me after a match in Insane Gods of Wrestlin’. Now I’m used to bein’ attacked my cowards and misguided youngsters like those of What Money Can Buy, but not by my own brother Deacon Kane.

Pike: Deacon Kane did seem to attack Davis without and rhyme or reason!

Hunt: He’s the Heavyweight Champion of the GZW! He doesn’t need a reason! Besides Davis should be used to getting beat up by family members! It was his brother-in-law Sincere that used to beat the brakes off of him in the early days of GZW!

Davis: Little brother I know you are backstage, so instead of waitin’ until Travesty to put your precious belt on the line, how about we do this right here and now?

The crowd explodes again in cheers in anticipation of a possible brother versus brother Heavyweight Championship match.

Hunt: I think that Peace lover has bitten off more than he can chew right here! He best hope Deacon Kane is taking a crap or something, because if the Champ comes out here it will be Davis who will feel like shi…

"Hair of the Dog" comes alive in the speakers as the Heavyweight Champion, BlackHeart member, biggest and baddest man in the GZW walks out at the top of the stage interrupting Hunt from finishing his sentence.

Pike: Here comes Deacon Kane!

Fans boo and hiss, showing signs expressing their dislike of the current Heavyweight Champ. Deacon pays them no mind and struts to the ring. Demanding that Senior Ref Dark move Davis back to the far side of the ring before he enters.

Hunt: Yeah Davis! Show some respect! That's the Heavyweight Champion in there!

Deacon walks around the ring, flipping off the crowd and feeding on their hatred. Finally, he gives the belt to Dark for safekeeping, and taunts Davis with a "You're not worthy" speech. Deacon stretches out on the ropes and waits for the bell.

Davis shakes out some nervous energy and the bell sounds. Davis charges right in, both men are in a clench after some struggling, Deacon makes the gesture of a yawn and shakes off the smaller opponent. Deacon puffs out his chest and beams of arrogance to Davis.

Pike: Deacon seems to be taking the Entertainment Franchise very lightly here tonight. That could be a mistake!

Hunt: Come on Donutboy! This is Nathaniel Davis were talking about!

Davis isn't fazed in the least circling to the left, he charges in again, ducking under an impending roundhouse from the big man. Davis steps under the punch...

Pike: Good heavens! Davis with a standing sidekick brings Deacon to the mat!

Hunt: Bah! The Champ was just off balance is all!

Davis tries to keep Deacon grounded, stomps and knee drops to the leg, gut and arms do the job for a brief moment, until Deacon rolls onto his hands and knees and stands up. Davis comes around with a spinning heel kick and finds its mark and staggers his little brother. Trying to keep the momentum, Davis with a shuffle sidekick that has Deacon reeling against the ropes. Davis feels the opportunity and clotheslines the Champ out of the ring.

Pike: I guess the size and weight advantage of Deacon isn't going to be a factor here tonight. Davis is keeping the Champ off balance!

Hunt: It’s still early!

Deacon is flipped out of the ring but lands on his feet; he slams down on the mat in frustration and paces back and forth. Moving to the steps, he climbs back into the ring and walks right towards Davis.

Hunt: Now you gone and made him mad...man is Davis going get it now!

Deacon blocks a chop from Davis and responds with one of his own that withers his older brother. Davis almost loses his feet from the chop but he keeps his balance. This time Deacon with an overhead slap to the chest brings a sharp CRACK to the ears of the fans and causes Davis’ knees to buckle.

Pike: Deacon Kane with those huge hands! Like getting smacked with a side of beef!

Deacon using Davis’ hair stands him back up and raises him in a double-handed chokelift that has Davis’ feet dangling in the air. A headbutt follows close behind and Deacon tosses Davis into the corner where he lands hard. Davis, using the ropes to stay up, tries to shake off the blows as Deacon comes in with a boot to the throat.

Pike: The Heavyweight Champion choking the Entertainment Franchise with those massive boots!

Hunt: You know what big feet means, eh Donutboy?

Pike: Yes I do Hunt. And I don't know why you'd bring that up considering your size 4 in boys!

Deacon breaks the hold at 4 1/2 and pulls Davis out of the corner and whips him to the ropes. Davis on the way back ducks under a clothesline. Rebound...Davis shoots through Deacon's legs and kicks into the back of Deacon's knee making the Champ totter on 1 and 1/2 legs. With Deacon still working on his balance problem, Davis gets some speed off the ropes and hooks Deacon in a bulldog and drops both men to the mat.

Davis straddles Deacon and starts jumping up and down landing on the small of Deacon's back. The crowd starts to cheer for the efforts of Davis.

Pike: Got to hand it to the guy Hunt, he's not intimidated by his far bigger little brother one bit!

Hunt: You're mistaking bravery for flat out stupidity! No one has EVER defeated Deacon Kane in one on one competition!

Davis goes to the well one too many times, as he goes up for another slam, Deacon rolls onto his back and brings a fist up that contacts with "little Davis and the boys".

Pike: Ouch! And all the men watching around the world are suddenly writhing in their seats!

Davis’ eyes water and he doubles over and falls to the mat. Anastasia pulls her man out of the ring to give him a chance to recoup.

Hunt: Go on Anastasia! Kiss it and make it feel better! Everybody get you cameras ready! Woohoo!

Pike: Would you show some restraint?

Deacon reaches over the top rope and gets two handfuls of hair, one Davis’, the other Anastasia's and lifts both of them off the ground. Davis gets his feet on the apron and with wild swings is able to make Deacon let go of Anastasia who falls on her feet and steps away from the ring. Davis and Deacon exchange blows over the top rope when Davis grabs Deacon's head and drops back down to the floor. Deacon Kane's neck snaps off the top rope and stumbles back into the center of the ring.

Pike: Nathaniel Davis with a guillotine like maneuver!

Davis dives under the bottom rope and stands up. Backing into the rope, he charges out and hits Deacon in the chest with a missile dropkick that would pulverize bricks. Deacon stumbles back, catching himself on the far ropes. Deacon shakes his head in denial and charges back at Davis.

Hunt: One squished wrassler comin' riiiiight up!

Davis steps up and catches the incoming Champ and with all that momentum spins the big man around in a powerslam.

Pike: The power and strength that Davis had to exert for that move was incalculable!

Hunt: Didn't know he had that much in him either....

Davis with the cover. Senior Ref Dark with the count.

One...

Tw…

Deacon bench-presses Davis off of him. Davis moves in again and tries to muscle Deacon onto his stomach. Deacon just steamrolls into Davis catching one leg as he causes Davis to fall. Deacon to his feet and a stomp to the breadbasket has Deacon standing and Davis struggling for air.

Deacon with a choke brings Davis to a standing position. Deacon lifts up Davis and cinches in a bear hug. Davis fights the hold. Deacon tightens the move. Senior Ref Dark checks on Davis. Deacon shakes the man in his clutches and then takes some large bouncing steps around the ring.

Hunt: Squeeze! Squeeze! Bring me to ecsta…

Pike: (with hand over the Hunt's mic) Oh no you don't!

Deacon drops Davis like a sack of potatoes and struts around the ring, motioning that he is the Future. He approaches Davis as the smaller man gets back up to his feet.

Pike: Davis with a burst of speed! He's hooked the Champ and dropped him in a DDT!

Hunt: What! Where did that come from?

Davis signals to the crowd for the figure four leglock and tries to get Deacon's huge tree trunk legs locked into the submission hold. Deacon powers out and kicks Davis off of him and into the corner where Davis goes between the third and second ropes connecting with the steel pole. Deacon comes from behind and with a belly to back flips Davis into the center of the ring. Deacon with the cover.

One...

Hunt: Nighty night!

Two....

Hunt: Sleep tight!

Pike: Davis kicks out! The fortitude that Nathaniel Davis is showing in this match should impress anyone!

Deacon brings Davis up and bends him over in a pile driver position. Deacon takes a running jump and drives Davis into the mat headfirst. Deacon with an arrogant "posing" cover with one foot on Davis’ chest.

One...

Pike: Nathaniel Davis again with the kick out! The punishment this man has sustained and still he kicks out!

Deacon is busy arguing with Senior Ref Dark as the fans cheer wildly for Davis. The Peacekeeper rolls and stands up to his feet. He bounces off the ropes and comes flying in with a high cross body. Deacon catches Davis and stumbles back a few steps but doesn't fall. Deacon maneuvers the hapless Davis into an overhead press and vaults him high in the air. Davis comes crashing back down to the mat. Deacon with another cover. Davis with an eye rake and a small package roll up...

Pike: GREAT GOOGLIMOOGLI!!! Davis with a roll up this could be it!

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Deacon powers out of the combo. A frustrated BlackHeart picks up Davis and powerbombs him into the corner turnbuckle. The Champ signals for The End (big splash) as Davis slumps to the mat on his back.

Hunt: Do you remember that squashed wrassler I ordered earlier?

BOOM!!! The impact of Deacon landing on Davis can be felt in the locker room.

Pike: * sigh * Yes Hunt!

Hunt: It was just a little late in delivery that’s all! Hehee!

Deacon with the cover. Senior Referee Richard Dark with the count.

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Pike: Three!! Your winner and still Heavyweight Champion Deacon Kane!

Hunt: As if there were any doubt!

Pike: No matter the outcome, Nathaniel “Entertainment Franchise” Davis made an excellent showing here tonight!

Deacon stands up puts a finger in Davis’ face and starts to kick him out of the ring, Anastasia catches her client and keeps him from rolling onto the floor. Davis with Anastasia's help retreats up the ramp as Deacon Kane calls for his belt and makes the Senior Ref Dark put it on him in the middle of the ring. A full cup of coke hits Deacon right in the face and all he does is try to lick up as much as he can. “Hair of the Dog” fills the Coliseum and he struts back up the ramp as the show ends.

Pike: Who can possibly stop this monster?