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Pyro explodes into the Coliseum air as “Timebomb” by Godsmack cranks out of the PA system getting the capacity crowd amped up even further than they already are. The camera pans them showing the multitude of banners, posters, and signs. One sign reads, “Just like T-Rex I was robbed at Fallout: Zero Tolerance!!” Another states, “Union Jack is really Tate Troublesome!!” While still another, “Somebody Stole My Sign!!”
Pike: Welcome everyone back to the GZW flagship Tuesday Crimson! The GZW historian Memphis Pike here doing the play-by-play with my color commentator partner…
Hunt: Like Jay-Z and R. Kelly says, “I’m the best of both worlds”. Alexander “Ladies want me, men want to be me” Hunt!
Pike: If you say so Hunt! What a great week we had last week as GZW went into the closed circuit market and made a killing with Fallout: Zero Tolerance! Speaking of killing, the New Guard Renegades known as Pride walked away with an undefeated win streak going into the 2002 at the Fallout events!
Hunt: Forget about Pride! The talk of the event has got to be the lunatic Magic striking a pregnant Angel with a sledgehammer! Not only is Magic boring but he also is certifiably crazy!
Pike: I would have to agree with you on that Hunt! Magic clearly crossed the line of professional and personal life! But the main event of Fallout: Zero Tolerance was NOT overshadowed by anything else on the show. Check out the Zero-tron to see the climatic ending of the match dubbed “The Rematch”.
Zero-tron comes to life of images of last week Heavyweight Championship rematch between Deacon Kane and “Smooth Operator” Billy Bond:
**Smooth lifts Deacon back up and drops him on his head once again with a double arm DDT. With the big man down, Smooth climbs up to the top turnbuckle. The Smooth Operator looks to the cheering capacity crowd, and then leaps off with a senton bomb. But Deacon gets his knees up. The back of Smooth's neck hits the knees hard during the attempted senton bomb.
Pike: Ouch! Bond's neck comes down hard on the knees of Deacon!
Hunt: Billy Bond has always been a pain in the neck!
The Champ gets up slowly holding the back of his neck. Deacon gets back up, moves in, and kicks Smooth in the midsection. With Billy bent at the waist, Deacon grabs him with a gutwrench, turns around and drops Smooth on his neck with a "Russian neck drop" (seen in the N64 No Mercy game)
Pike: Shit on me! That may have broken Bond's neck!
Hunt: One can only wish...
Deacon with the cover.
1…2...
Pike: No!!! Bond kicked out! Unbelievable!!!
The fans erupt as Senior Ref Dark adamantly yells that Smooth kicked out at two. A furious Deacon lifts the Champ back up by his hair. The big man tosses Smooth into the corner and punishes him with huge punches, swift kicks, elbows and knees. Deacon whips Smooth diagonally across the ring to the opposite corner. Deacon charges in and flattens Smooth with a charging clothesline in the corner. Deacon grabs Smooth and whips him across the ring one more time. Deacon runs across the ring for another charging clothesline, but Smooth comes out of the corner and connects with a spear in the center of the ring.
Pike: Chocolate covered Dunkin’ Donuts! What impact on that spear!
Both men lie on the mat, fatigued from the match. The fans are on there feet, cheering wildly for the Champion.
Pike: Both men slowly get back up to their feet! Deacon goes for a right hand, but Bond blocks it! The Smooth Operator with a rapid succession of right hands of his own, rocking the former Heavyweight Champion! Irish whip by Bond, reversal by Deacon. Bond off the ropes. Deacon goes for a clothesline, but Bond ducks it! Deacon turns around. Billy Bond picks him up and drops him with a spinebuster! (Rock style) That shook the ring as Bond slammed 478 pounds of massive monster down onto the canvas!
The fans are going crazy. The Champion looks to the crowd. With Deacon down in the center of the ring, Smooth grabs the big man's massive foot and locks in the Smooth Operation (Ken Shamrock ankle lock). The fans get even crazier as Smooth has the move cinched in the center of the ring. The big man reaches out desperately for the ropes. His long arms reach out, his fingers so close to the ropes. Smooth pulls Deacon away from the ropes and cinches in the move, applying more pressure to the ankle. Deacon grimaces in pain as he tries to fight back. Smooth stands up taller while locking in the hold tighter. The massive monster pounds the mat in anguish, tapping out.
Hunt: (spits out water) Holy shit!!!!!!!!
Pike: Deacon Kane tapped out! “Smooth Operator” Billy Bond wins it! Bond retains and validates his position as the GZW Heavyweight Champion!
The fans pop as the bell rings. A weary Smooth rises up slowly to his feet. The fans pop even louder when Senior Referee Dark raises his hand in victory and gives him his Heavyweight Championship belt.
Pike: What a tremendous match fairly fought match! Deacon Kane showed his usual dominating power and physical force, but the courageous Heavyweight Champion never gave up! Billy Bond with his heart and competitive spirit pulled out the clean victory here at Fallout: Zero Tolerance!**
The Zero-tron fades out showing Pike and Hunt at ringside at the announcers table.
Pike: Never let be said that neither Deacon Kane nor Billy Bond are true athletes and great sportsman!
Hunt: Bah! That damn cheater Billy Bond had to put something in Deacon’s water before the match! There is no way The Wicked One would have tapped out to a stupid Smooth Operation!
Pike: Well we have a fire burner here tonight! Let’s stop all this talking and get right into the Crimson action!
*****
---Debut Match:
David van Dark vs. Bone Dry Austin Stevens---
Pike: Our first match will be the GZW debut of David van Dark! DvD made his first appearance last week at the end of Fallout: Zero Tolerance by coming out of the audience and attacking the GZW Heavyweight Champion “Smooth Operator” Billy Bond!
Hunt: All at the command of former GZW superstar and self-proclaimed “GZW’s bastard son” Union Jack! Right when you think these original Bad Company guys have hung them up, they pop back around!
Bone Dry Austin Stevens comes down to the ring. The fans boo as the bald "cybernetic hillbilly" makes his ways to the ring.
Pike: Eech! My ears hurt from the sounds of Bone Dry's squeaky braces!
Herbert Torres: Coming to the ring, standing 6’6” and weighing in at 260 pounds, he hails from Manchester, England, he is David van Dark!
Pike: Wowsers, van Dark is one big guy!
Hunt: He is a protégé of Union Jack! You can bet there aren't many nice people that are trained by Union Jack!
The bell sounds. Bone Dry has the audacity to get in DvD's face and flip him off. DvD then grabs Bone Dry and drops him on his neck with an exploder.
Pike: Chocolate covered Dunkin’ Donuts! Bone Dry can't take too many bumps on his neck!
Hunt: He can't even take a bump on his big toe!
With Bone Dry down and up onto a seated position, DvD has Bone Dry's head caught from behind in a standing headscissors. DvD then reaches down and pulls on Bone Dry's leg.
Pike: Stump puller by David van Dark! I haven't seen that since the days of Big Bully Busick!
Ref Sonny Bright forces DvD to break the hold. DvD lifts up Bone Dry, squeaky braces and all, to his feet. Chokeslam by DvD drives Bone Dry's spine down onto the mat. DvD then looks to the crowd and calls for the end of the match. DvD lifts Bone Dry up putting his head in a standing headscissors, underhooks both his arms and jumps up and drives Bone Dry face right into the mat, the move he calls...
Pike: JackHammer! This one's over! 1…2…3! David van Dark destroys Bone Dry Austin Stevens in his official GZW debut! But wait! He's not done! DvD rips off Bone Dry's braces and beats him down with his own braces! Not if Bone Dry deserves this!
Hunt: I like it!
Ref Bright tries to pull DvD off, but newcomer picks up Ref Bright and chokeslams him. More refs flood the ring, but DvD just powerbombs and chokeslams anything getting near him. “It’s Been Awhile” by Staind hits the PA as running down the ramp is...
Pike: Desecrator! He's not going to stand for this!
Hunt: Why doesn't he just mind his own business? Those RoccWylders are such suck ups!
Des gets in the ring. DvD rushes at Des with a clothesline, but the close friend of Smooth ducks it. DvD turns around. Des with several right hands rock the head of the newcomer. Des charges and clotheslines DvD out of the ring.
Pike: Listen to these fans! Thank goodness for Desecrator! The attack on Billy Bond has brought the fan favorites on the roster closer together!
Hunt: So David van Dark was beating up some refs, who cares?
Pike: Union Jack and David van Dark may want to rethink their plans on spreading terror on the Heavyweight Champion, especially with friends like Desecrator watching!
---Entrance---
*The doors to the GZW arena
swing open as T-Rex storms into the building with a look of hatred in his
eyes. The dressing room door to the UwU crew opens up as Billy steps out
with a happy go lucky look on his face. T-Rex see's him and grabs him
around the collar. He lifts the smaller man up and slams him against the
wall with so much force the door closes itself. Billy begins to tremble
as the larger man eyes him.*
T-Rex: I know he's here so where is he?
Billy: *shaky voice* Who?
T-Rex: That bastard Magic. Now where is he?
Billy: I just got here man I don't know.
T-Rex: If your hiding him so help me I'll kill you.
Billy: I don't know man.
T-Rex: You better not be lying to me.
*He drops the man to the ground and walks off down the hallway as Billy
straightens his clothes and runs back into his dressing room.*
*****
---Backstage---
"This is Paul “The Professional” Terry here backstage with Nathaniel Davis. Your thoughts on tonight's action?"
Davis: Paul, it seems as if Pride has solidified themselves into the pantheon of GZW. Justin Sharp with his LightHeavyweight Championship win over El Gambit DeTouwce and Adam Cage with a HUGE win over Monarch. But as you know and the fans know, I'm not concerned with the other Pride members, as my fellow GZW superstars will be handing them their New Guard behind! No, I've got my sights set on a certain seven footer, Television Title belt wearing, dream stealing wrestler known as Maxx Pain. I don't know if he's in the Coliseum yet, but if he can hear my voice…Maxxy, come on out and play!
And on that note, from out of the shadows…
Pike: It's Maxx Pain!
The TV Champion nails Davis in the back of the head with the TV belt. Paul Terry runs for cover as Maxx stomps away on the Entertainment Franchise.
Pike: Nathaniel Davis has been calling Maxx Pain out for weeks! This is how our Television Champion answers a challenge? Attacking from behind?!?
Hunt: You've got your ways he's got his!
Maxx lifts Davis up for a piledriver.
Pike: No! He's going to drive Davis’ head into the concrete floor with a piledriver! Wait! Look! It's Diamond Sledge! The GZW Underdog is back!
The fans pop as they see on the Zero-tron Diamond running in and nailing Maxx in the back with a lead pipe. Diamond stomps away on the Dream Stealer.
Pike: Thank goodness for Diamond! Nathaniel Davis may have had his head busted open on the concrete!
Hunt: Davis isn’t out the woods yet! He still has to face Maxx Pain in our main event tonight in a Lumberjack match!
Maxx makes a hasty retreat. Diamond helps up Davis to his feet. The two men look at each other, and then shake hands.
Pike: Diamond is back fans!
*****
---Kid Kaos vs.
“Real Deal” Jimmy Williams---
Pike: Up next we have a match up of two men totally different but truly coming to their own in GZW! The newcomer Kid Kaos made a huge impact in the GZW first ever barbed wire rope and light tube match at Fallout: Zero Tolerance while Jimmy Williams made his championship contendership known by winning the 25 man pinfall or submission battle royale to represent GZW as the number one contender for the CCW Southern Regional Championship!
Hunt: Williams used to run with the greatest stable in GZW history, Chaos Theory©! Kid Kaos better hope he makes it out of this match alive!
“Never Again” by Nickelback plays on the Coliseum speakers as Jimmy Williams makes it down to ringside. The fans boo the arrogant wrestler formerly known as Big Country. A fan’s sign reads, "The Real Deal? How about Real Happy Meal?"
“Front 2 Back” by Zxibit crashes the airwaves as Kid Kaos walks down the rampway. The fans respond with a mixed reaction but mainly applause respecting the young rookie for the thrilling match he performed in a week ago. The newcomer slides into the ring, but Jimmy starts off the match early, stomping on his opponent.
Pike: Jimmy Williams jumping the gun early in the match! There’s the bell for the start of this match. Williams lifts Kid Kaos up to his feet. Chops to the chest by Williams. Irish whip by The Real Deal. Kid Kaos off the ropes and ducks a Williams clothesline. Williams turns around only to get nailed in the face with a Kid Kaos dropkick!
The fans pop as Jimmy hits the canvas. Kaos lifts Jimmy back up to his feet. Right hands by Kaos. Irish whip by Kaos. Jimmy off the ropes. Huge hiptoss by Kaos. Kaos stands in a ready stance, but Jimmy slides out of the ring to regroup.
Pike: Jimmy Williams wants to take a timeout!
Hunt: Hey, he’s entitled to one!
Jimmy jaws at ringside with a fan. But Kaos will not wait. Kaos runs towards the ropes and nails Jimmy with a baseball slide, laying out Kaos on the floor. Kaos goes to the floor as well. Kaos goes to lift up Jimmy on the floor, but the former Extreme Champion bends Kaos over with a lowblow.
Pike: Illegal tactics by Jimmy Williams!
Hunt: He’s just getting “a-head” of the game, Donutboy!
Kaos bent over holding his manhood turns his back to Jimmy. This gives Real Deal time to get up. Jimmy gets behind Kaos, grabs him with a rear waistlock and drops the newcomer on the back of his head on the floor with a German suplex.
Pike: Chocolate covered Dunkin’ Donuts! Kid Kaos may have suffered a concussion!
The fans boo Jimmy as he taunts the crowd by pointing at Kaos laying on the floor. Jimmy lifts Kaos up and rolls him back into the ring. Jimmy climbs up onto the apron, then up to the top turnbuckle. Kaos slowly gets back up to his feet. Jimmy leaps off and levels his opponent with a flying clothesline.
Pike: Williams flying through the air! Williams with the cover! 1…2…no! Kid Kaos kicks out!
Jimmy Williams is furious. He gets up in Ref Donald Fey’s face, arguing that he should have had the three count. Jimmy turns his attention back to Kaos. But Kaos gets back up to his knees and fires punches to the midsection of Jimmy. But Jimmy cuts off the rally with a rake of the eyes. Jimmy lifts Kaos up to his feet. Irish whip by Jimmy. Kaos off the ropes, ducks a Jimmy clothesline. Kaos goes behind Jimmy and locks in a rear waistlock. Jimmy breaks free with a back elbow to the face. With Kaos dazed from the elbow, Jimmy runs and bounces off the ropes for momentum. Kaos catches Jimmy off the ropes and drops him with a tiltawhirl backbreaker.
Pike: Nice move by Kid Kaos! Kid Kaos is calling for the end of the match! But Williams is back up to his feet and pulls Referee Fey towards him! What is Williams doing?
Hunt: He’s a really sweet guy. Maybe he just wants to give the ref a hug?!
With Williams distracting Ref Fey, Jacob Helmsley jumps the guardrail and takes a camera from a nearby cameraman. He slides into the ring and nails Kaos in the back of the head with the camera.
Pike: Wowsers! What a cheap shot! Jacob Helmsley may have knocked Kid Kaos out cold!
Hunt: Pay back is a bitch!
Helmsley throws the camera out of the ring and slides out of the ring and back through the crowd. Jimmy, seeing that the damage has been done, pushes Ref Fey aside.
Pike: Williams lifts up the limp and lifeless body of Kid Kaos…Jimmy Williams drops him with Retribution! (stalling brainbuster into an inverted tombstone piledriver) The cover! 1…2…3! “The Real Deal” Jimmy Williams wins it, with a huge assist to Jacob Helmsley!
Hunt: What are you talking about? Helmsley was just being nice, bringing that camera into the ring! He wanted to give Kid Kaos a nice closeup. Not Helmsley’s fault that Kid Kaos ran into the camera!
Pike: Ran into the camera with the back of his head? Sure!
The fans boo as Ref Fey raises the hand of Jimmy. As if losing by foul play was not bad enough, Jimmy adds insult to injury by stomping away on the unconscious Kaos.
Pike: What a jackass! Enjoy it now Williams. You two will cross paths again, that is certain!
---“Goodbye
Friend” Commercial---
(“Friends and Family” by Trik Turner hits as
background music as a video clip begins.)
“Some call me a loser. Some call me a cheater. Some say I'm a selfish untalented dreamer.”
”Cause all's I try to do is keep my dream alive. But it's so hard to do when your working 9 to 5. I've never been one afraid to die.”
Magic connects
with a moonsault onto Monarch, who had a chair on his chest, through a table
and down onto the steel steps underneath
”But I'm afraid to leave behind. The
precious life that grows through the sands of time.”
”To help them make it through all of the devious things that people do. Cause every moment counts from the good
times to the bad.”
”I don't have time to envy those that got things I've never had. Cause the one thing most important is the
one we take for granted. And until your
life is on that line I think it's the way god had planned it.”
”To open up your eyes and make you realize.
That to some life is money. But
what's money without life.”
”Cause all's I need is the air that I breathe. And my friends and family to believe in me.”
Magic and T-Rex come to the save of Crystal
”As deep as the abyss where the waters run.
As deep as the land of the rising sun.”
”You know I'm down. And even when
the odds are against us.”
”It doesn't even matter. Nothing
else matters.”
”We bleed the same blood. We cry the
same tears. We have the same
fears. We pass the same years. We see the same stars. Under the same skies. We pass the same time. We all live and die.”
(The screen suddenly turns blood red showing this scene of disgust.)
Angel steps out of the
bathroom, patting her mouth down with toilet paper. She is blinded by the darkness of the room. She looks on in confusion and makes her way
to the front door where the light switch is.
She flicks the lights on. Magic
is shown towering over her, unnoticed.
Angel sighs. Magic suddenly cups
her mouth and pulls her close to him.
She tries to scream through his hand but he motions his mouth towards
her ear.
Magic: Now, now Angel. We
wouldn’t want to stress you out. You
know what stress can do to a baby.
Magic glides his hand across
her stomach. Angel lets a tear drop
from her eye. Magic sees it, wipes it
up with his free hand. He licks the
teardrop and grins.
Magic: The taste of fear, it is so pleasurable. Now Angel, you are probably thinking why I
am doing this, why I would want to do this to you. Angel, dear, you are part of the cause. Didn’t I say those who laid a finger on my wife would pay? I believe it was you who also laid a finger
on my precious Steph. Am I wrong? NO!
Angel, it isn’t my fault I have to do this. It is your fault for being a loved one of Pimp. But I am not a monster to do such a thing to
a pregnant bitch, would I? Lets find
out shall we.
The scene cuts over to T-rex
walking down the halls. He passes a
monitor showing Magic with his wife Angel.
T-rex looks on in shock then runs down the halls. He goes from locker room to locker
room. The scene cuts back to Magic and
Angel.
Magic: Poor Angel, no Pimp to save you now huh? Your brother is now occupied with your
wantings. Hey, this brings me to a
point. Who exactly is the father of
your baby? HM? Maybe we should, HA, cut you open and see
whom it resembles!
(“Nice To Know You” by Incubus begins to fade into the background.)
The door suddenly bursts
open. T-rex stands in the doorway with
a look of pure anger on his face. Magic
looks at Rex and smiles.
T-Rex: Drop her NOW!
Magic: Awe, does Rex still have feelings for the
woman who lied and cheated on him?
T-Rex: Sean, drop her!
Magic: OOH!
Using my first name. I guess I
have too.
Magic drops Angel. Angel quickly crawls to Rex and grabs onto
his leg. Magic looks at Angel and
grins.
Magic: My works done here. Fear is the first step to everything. Take care, oh and I’ll see you Sunday,
Nathan. Angel, I’ll see you around
also.
Magic again grins and walks out
of the room. Angel gets back to her
feet and looks at T-Rex looking down at her.
Angel: Uh…
Uh… Thanks, Nathan.
T-Rex: Your welcome. Tell Pimp to keep a better eye on you.
Angel looks deep into Rex’s
eyes.
Angel: You still love me don’t you?
T-Rex: At least I have a heart.
Without another word said T-Rex
walks out of the room, looking down at the ground. Angel looks on with another tear dropping from here eye. She shuts the door and the scene cuts back
to the commentating booth.
(“Nice To Know You” kicks in…)
“Goodbye, nice to know you. Goodbye, nice to know you.”
”Deeper than the deepest Cousteau would ever go. And higher than the heights of what we often think we know.”
”Blessed she who clearly sees the wood for the trees. To obtain a birds eye is to turn a blizzard
to a breeze.”
”I haven't felt the way I feel today.
In so long it's hard for me to specify.”
”I'm beginning to notice how much this feels. Like a waking limb, pins and needles, nice to know you.”
Magic hits
T-Rex with a small hammer, costing him his match against Justin Sharp, then
smiling sadistically
”Goodbye, nice to know you.”
”Goodbye, nice to
know you.”
”So could it be that it has been there all along?”
(The music cuts out, ending the commercial.)
*****
---Backstage---
In the locker room of the College Crew, Rick Samson does some pushups while Brent Wellington III listens to some Limp Bizkit (what else?) on his headphones. Their girlfriends Heather and Linsey walk into the room.
Heather (to Samson): Good to see you getting ready babe.
Linsey (to BW3): What are you doing? Listening to music? You guys have a tag team title match tonight!
Samson: He can't hear you. He's got that thing turned up so loud. I know Bee-Dubya. He would say something to the effect that Fred Durst speaks to him. He can relate or something like that.
Linsey: I bet he can relate. The boy's so clumsy he always breaks stuff. And he said his share of bullshit.
Samson: Well whatever works for him. Finally, the College Crew of Suc Mi Phi get some respect around here. A GZW Tag Team title shot! Once we win the gold, we're gonna celebrate with some...(Samson whispers)...beer.
BW3 takes off his headphones: Huh? Beer? Ooooowwwww!!!!
Samson: He's ready.
*****
---In the
hallway---
(The scene opens up with Epic, and Eclipse, they are walking backstage. Eventually they catch eye on Dice and Manic. Epic is the first to spot them, as he whispers something into the ear of “Bad Attitude” Eclipse)
Eclipse: yea lets get em!
(Epic, and Eclipse slowly walk up to Manic and Dice, at the same time both snatch the Tag titles out of Manic, and Dices hands, Manic and Dice turn around and WHAM, they are both taken down with a shot to their heads with the tag team titles)
Epic: not flaunting those titles know are you?
(Epic picks up Manic and sends him sprawling into a wall, he then helps Eclipse pick up Dice Morgan, and the two throw Dice into a bending Machine headfirst. Dices head goes into the machine, and as it does two cans fall out of the bending machine. Two cokes. Epic, picks up one can, and passes it to Elclipse, and ten takes the other himself)
Epic: this is what Money didn’t buy!
Eclipse: haha, and Dice Manic. Remember this beating we’ll be back for our titles just you remember that!
(Eclipse opens his can. Epic meanwhile pulls Manic out of the bending machine, and leans him against the wall by Manic. Both of there face bloodily, Epic pulls out a camera and takes a snapshot of both Manic and Dice)
Epic: and we’ll see what’s frontpage of that Japanese magazine next time! Hahaha
(scene fades to black)
*****
---Voyage of an Indy Legend---
"Let
me take you for a walk down memory lane."
Shots are shown of Justin Sharp as rookie back in HWA.
"You may push me around, but you can not win."
Justin is shown being beat by various wrestlers before finally winning the
HWA Title back at HWA F.I.N.E
"You may throw me down, but I'll rise again. The more you say, the
more I defy you, so get out of my face, oh yeah!"
Justin is shown being fired from HWA but then reappearing in EWF.
"You can not stop us! You cannot bring us down! Never give up one and
we go on. You'll never break us, never bring us down!"
Justin is shown winning the EWF Tag Titles with Maxx Strange but then being
fired and sent to XFWF.
"The wind blows, I lean into the wind. My anger grows, I'll use it to
win! The more you say, the more I defy you. So get out of my way! Oh
Yeah!"
Justin is shown winning the XFWF World Title against Ginjin in a Inferno
Match but then shots are shown of him being fired from XFWF by Danny P.
"All my will, all my strength, rip it out...start again."
Justin is shown winning the DCW World Title and the XWF World Title.
"You can not stop us! You cannot bring us down! Never give up, we go
and on. You'll never break us! Never bring us down! We are our lives."
Justin is shown arriving in GZW and forming Pride with Maxx Pain and Adam
Cage. Finally shots are shown of him winning the LH Title last week on Crimson.
"All my will, all my strength, rip it out...start again. All my will,
all my strength, rip it out...start again. All my will, all my strength, rip it
out...start again!"
"Leave it all behind, can't go back! Can't go back!"
Justin is shown beating Nathaniel "Entertainment Franchise"
Davis.
"You can never stop us! You cannot bring us down! Never give up, we go
and on. You'll never break us! Never bring us down! We are out life! We are our
Life!"
Justin is shown standing with his GZW LH Title.
***Paid for by Justin Sharp and Pride***
*****
---Jacob Helmsley vs.
Eric “Complete Chaos” Montair---
The Eliminator" Tank Williams
w
Pike: Our next match will sure to be a knock out drag out kind of street fight! Jacob Helmsley is trying to get back on the winning side after his tremendous match at Fallout: Zero Tolerance against Kid Kaos! While the returning superstar Eric “C2” Montair is looking to use this match to springboard his GZW career back into a title hunt!
Hunt: Hell after the beating him and Rebellion put on each other at the closed circuit event I’m surprised the Executive Committee hasn’t given them their own championship titles for being so brutal! King of the Brutal or something diabolical like that!
“Meaning of Life” by Disturbed plays as Jacob Helmsley makes his way down the rampway. The on looking crowd gives him a mixed reaction out of respect to the brilliant match he performed in against Kid Kaos at Fallout: Zero Tolerance.
Pike: The crowd still checking out Jacob Helmsley here tonight, most still aren't sure how to judge the man who is somehow connected to GoldenEye!
Hunt: Yeah, they were both losers at Zero Tolerance!
The lights drop, the crowd is a mixture of boos and cheers, Eric Montair slowly emerges from the curtain, walking down the ramp, he grabs a fans sign that reads "Money should have EZ-ily bought you a better life!!" Tearing it to shreds and making the owner stuff the pieces into his mouth, C2 finishes his walk to the ring and waits outside.
Jacob steps back, waves C2 in, but C2 stands with a look of disdain and a general lack of concern. Jacob looks around and then...
Hunt: Watch out Complete Chaos! He's airborne!
Pike: Helmsley with a suicide dive over the top rope landing squarely on Montair!
Both men roll away from each other as Ref Paulie Newman calls for the bell and the match is underway. Jacob is the first into the ring. C2 with a grip on the bottom rope ready to roll in....Jacob with baseball slide that knocks C2 out of the ring and against the "safety rail". Jacob back on his feet, talking to the crowd. A smile on his face, "He's nothing! This boy is nothing but a stiff, overpaid, wifeless wimp!"
Hunt: OOOhhhhhh now he's going to get it!
Pike: Helmsley with some strong words to Montair who is still trying to establish a rhythm!
C2 up onto the turnbuckle getting ready to vault over the top rope into the ring when Jacob charges in again. Jacob trying to drop C2's neck on the rope. C2 blocks the hold and delivers a blinding headbutt to Jacob. C2 between the second and third ropes zooms in on the reeling Jacob.
Hunt: Told ya!
C2 with a Russian leg sweep brings Jacob down to the mat. A choke, C2 stands and drops his knee to Jacob's throat. Jacob rolls under the rope to the outside. C2 doesn't wait...sliding out next to Jacob, C2 brings home haymaker punches that send Jacob back into the ring steps. C2 takes three steps back and charges in.
Pike: Jacob Helmsley moves out of the way of an impending forearm smash!
Jacob grabs C2's head and smashes it on the steps. Rolling C2 into the ring, Jacob pauses to arrogantly shake hands with a fan. Then it's back to business as Jacob gets into the ring and whips C2 to the ropes. C2 on the way back gets dropped by a boot to the face. Quick on the offense, Jacob stands C2 up and drops him again in a backbreaker.
The crowd starts to cheer for Jacob and his efforts. Jacob seems to feed off of the energy a bit. Jacob gets C2 to his feet again he snaps in the Cobra Clutch with a big smile on his face. C2 fights the hold. Finally C2 drops to his knees bringing Jacob’s jaw down onto his head with a THUD. Jacob recoils and C2 with a martial arts style leg sweep puts Jacob flat on his back.
Hunt: Bet you weren't expecting that move were you Donutboy?
Pike: Eric Montair has always kept a variety of moves ready at his disposal!
C2 stands Jacob up and hooks in a release German Suplex that bounces Jacob off the mat. Another, Another, C2 whips Jacob to the ropes. Jacob holds on and shows the crowd just how smart he is. C2 is not fooled. A chop to the chest, an eye rake and a gut kick has Jacob bent over. C2 with inhuman speed picks Jacob up and holds him before reuniting him with the mat in a T-bone suplex.
Pike: Simply devastating t-bone suplex!
C2 goes to the turnbuckle. Measuring Jacob for a leg drop. C2 launches himself but Jacob rolls out of the way. C2 curls up from the missed move. Jacob on his feet steps back, C2 to a vertical base Jacob comes in and hits a spear that drives both men to the corner. A fisherman's suplex put C2 into the middle of the ring. Jacob signals for a Missile Dropkick. C2 up Jacob kicks....
Hunt: What! Jacob Helmsley connected with that? Something is wrong with Montair! There is no way this should be happening! Maybe Helmsley put something in Montair's water of something?
Pike: Truly an impressive display here by Helmsley!
Jacob brings C2 to his knees. He goes for the Drop From Above but C2 blocks the move. A front face suplex by C2 buys him some time to get his bearings. Jacob up and hits C2 with a spear.
Pike: A great clean hit with that spear! Montair has got to be feeling all this punishment?
C2 sits up (Kane/Taker style)
Hunt: Yep! You got it Donutboy! Now that Montair knows Helmsley is serious he'll start wrestling now! Bbbbwwwwhhhhooooohhhaaaaaaa!!!
Jacob still feels he has the edge and charges in again. A flurry of moves and counters finally has C2 with the advantage. C2 with a front face lock. Jacob pushes C2 off and forward. C2 puts on the brakes and brings his heel up in a back kick that catches Jacob in the jaw. C2 pulls Jacob, still kneeling, to the ropes.
Hunt: Aaaaahhhh! Now THIS is the Brutality King I've come to know and love!
C2 with an eye rake drops Jacob in an inverted suplex and before Jacob is down on the mat he picks him up again. Jacob seems misty eyed. C2 scoops up Jacob in a cradle piledriver. C2 shakes his head and…
Hunt: GENOCIDE! GENOCIDE!
C2 with the cover.
One...
Two...
Three!
Pike: Eric Montair with a decisive victory tonight over Jacob Helmsley who, you have to admit Hunt, made a really good showing here tonight!
Hunt: Yeah whatever. But you just watch! Montair is going to make sure that Helmsley won't be doing anymore "showings" for a while!
In the ring C2 continues to beat down on Helmsley. Slapping Helmsley around and then standing him up, he looks out to the crowd then slams Helmsley's head back down to the mat in...
Angle: Pills Come Addiction (Cobra Clutch suplex)! Montair with Pills Come Addiction? Why? The match is over! Wait...
Hunt: Funs just started Donutboy!
Pike: CHOCOLATE COVERED DUNKIN’ DONUTS! Montair has hooked in the Final Choke (tazzmission) on Helmsley! That's Pimp Bizkit's move! What is he doing? Look! Helmsley is pounding the mat and Montair still won't break the hold!
Hunt: Montair is sending a message out to his former stablemate and current Intercontinental Champ Pimp Bizkit!
“Ya Can’t See The Signs” rips through the Coliseum as the crowd comes to their feet surprised that “The Perfectionist” was even in the building.
Pike: It's Pimp charging out from the back!
C2 lets Helmsley flop out of the hold. Pimp dives into the ring and the two men go at it tooth and nail. Lefts, rights, kicks and knees with neither one gaining a sure advantage.
Refs from the back finally flood the ring and separate the two men. Both men strive with all their strength to get loose.
Pike: Well, it looks like these two have issues that need to be hammered out!
---Backstage---
*The scene reopens, as T-Rex is shown still storming down
the hallway. He comes to Magic's dressing room door and he smiles
evilly. He kicks the door in and runs inside only to find the room
empty. He grabs the table and flips it over in frustration. He then
grabs the lamp on the stand next to a small couch and throws it at the wall
shattering it into a million pieces. He walks out of the dressing room
and slams the door behind him as the frustration engulfs him.*
T-Rex: *talking to himself* I'm gonna get him. I won't leave here until I
have his blood on my hands.
*He storms off down the hallway as the scene closes.*
*****
---Pre-Recorded---
(The scene opens up with a young blond haired boy, he enters Mrs. M’s, he walks around for a while, and as he Sees Smooth Operator, he stares over at him for a while then walks out of the restaurant, The man exits the restaurant, and walks around the corner into an alley by the side of the shop, where standing is Pimp)
Pimp: you get the number?
Blonde guy: table six!
Pimp: sure?
Blonde Guy: yes
Pimp: here ya go then
(Pimp hands over a dollar note, and then walks back behind the restaurant, the camera follows, as Pimp steps through a back door into Mrs M’s)
Pimp: haha, I NEVER pass down an opportunity for the perfect joke!
(Pimp, enters he quickly enters a room, with a TV on, as he looks there are two men that look like waiters watching it. Pimp sneaks his way past the two young lads, who don’t even notice Pimp exit let alone enter as they are too interested in the T.V)
Pimp: phew, close one there!
(Pimp, then makes his way over to another door, but has the words locker room written on, Pimp opens the door, and pears around to see nobody. He walks in and sees a spare waiters outfit, which he goes and puts on. But as he is doing a voice comes louder and louder, as two voices one that sounds like Mrs. M, eventually the handle turns and in enters Mrs. M, with a young lady)
Mrs.: now where’s that waiters shirt and tie gone for you jimmy. Bet one of those chefs have hidden it again, I slap their legs!
(Mrs. M and guest then exit the room, as Pimp appears from inside a cupboard puffing and panting with the shirt and tie in hand. As the scene fades Pimp puts on the clothes)
(The scene opens up again, as Pimp is entering the kitchen; he walks over, to where one of the chefs is cooking up a meal)
Chef: hey, that plate on the hot plate wants taking to table six, would you mind taking it for me please?
(Pimp smiles, as attempts to pick up the plate, but instantly drops the plate)
Chef: you bloody dosy idiot. It’s on the hot plate, which means it’s hot!
(Pimp looks at the meal that is Spicy Ribs! He opens up part of the spicy rib, and putting his thumb over one of his nostrils blows releasing a bogie into the spicy ribs. Pimp smiles, and walks back the way out the way he just came, and the chef turns around)
Chef: Ignorant git! You just can’t get the staff these days!
(Pimp heads hurriedly out the back of Mrs. M’s and enters back into the staff room, where he bumps into the two boys)
Boy 1: hey, aint you Pimp Bizkit the GZW star?
(Pimp takes no notice of the boy, and barges his way past, as he makes his way out of the back of Mrs. M’s)
Pimp: enjoy your meal Smooth!
*****
---Commercial---
“Just Another Night”™
Another Arkadian Enterprises™ venture
Coming Soon
*****
---Triple Threat Match: Nemesis vs.
Freak Mauler vs. “Canadian Thunder” Chris Trepanier---
Pike: Our next match is
Mid-South Wrestling Alliance’s Chris Trepanier, Freak Mauler and Nemesis in a three-way
dance. Joining us at ringside for this match, the Entertainment Franchise of
the GZW, Nathaniel Davis. Welcome!
Davis: Thanks Memphis. It’s
great to be here with you and Alex.
Hunt: (giggling) So, how is
your head feeling? Bet it’s “Pain-ful”! Hehee!
Davis: Well, I had it
looked at by the great medical personnel that work in the Coliseum. I got the
all clear from the doctors to compete in the ring tonight. So Maxx Pain your
plan to take me out failed.
Pike: That is good to hear
Davis! Maxx Pain really must have thought he could put you out before you guys’
main event tonight!
Davis: Well, Memphis. The
way I see it, there is nothin’ short of death that will keep me away from
performing for the great fans of GZW. (crowd pops) All I have to say is if Maxx
Pain wants a piece of me, I'm not hard too find.
Chris T. is the first to
enter the arena to the tune of “The Thunder Rolls” by Garth Brooks,
looking ready for the coming action. The fans in the Coliseum cheer for the new
Mid-South Champion as he walks down the rampway.
Pike: The fans getting
behind the MSWA superstar!
Hunt: MSWA? Aren’t they
like GZW’s illegitimate stepchild?
Davis: Canadian Thunder is
definitely a great competitor in the ring. That villainous MSWA Snake attacked
him after his match at Fallout: Zero Tolerance. I got nothing but
respect for Chris Trepanier.
Next out is Freak Mauler. “Awake”
by Godsmack plays as he comes running down the rampway and slides into the
ring. The MSWA star takes the fight to his opponent, hammering with left and
rights. Chris then tosses out Freak to the floor and follows. Chris is
pummeling Feak right in front of the Pig Latin table. The Mid-South Champion
tosses Freak on to the Pig Latin table.
Ony-tay Chiavonne-say:
O-nay! Lease-pay! T's-iay ur-oay nly-tay able-tay!
Chris gets on the table,
picks up Freak in an inverted DDT position and drops him with Thunder Cloud
(inverted DDT but Chris does a sitout) on the table. Both men drop down,
destroying the Pig Latin table.
Ony-tay Chiavonne-say:
Hat-tay as-way he-tay reatest-gay able-tay pot-say n-iay he-tay istory-hay
f-oay his-tay reat-gay port-say!!!
Ark-may Adden-may:
Nootchies-say ootchies-bay!
Pike: Chris Trepanier put
Freak Mauler through the table!!!
Hunt: Oh well, no big loss!
As Freak lays there unconscious,
Nemesis finally makes his way down the ramp.
Pike: Better late than
never I guess!
Hunt: Nemesis would have
been better off if he never showed up. Come to think of it, has he ever shown
up in the GZW?
Davis: I can't remember him
ever cutting a promo!
Hunt: Lazy bastard!
Davis: Damn right. It's
downright disrespectful for guys to sign with the federation and not even show
up! Everyone in the organization works hard to put together these shows and for
an ignorant ass not to show up or to come and go as they please is
disrespectful. Man, f*ck them!
Pike: Um…
Davis: Sorry for my
language Memphis, but guys like that really piss me off.
Pike: I understand.
Chris climbs back into the
ring. Nemesis slides into the ring as well. Like a wild animal, Chris attacks
Nemesis with rights and lefts not giving him time to think. Chris goes for a
whip to the ropes but Nemesis reverses it. The Canadian is sent to the ropes.
As he comes back, Nemesis hits a clothesline putting him down.
Pike: Nemesis showing signs
of life!
Hunt: He will need more
than signs to stand up to Chris Trepanier!
Nemesis picks up Chris and
attempts another whip but it gets reversed, sending Nemesis in to the
turnbuckles. Chris follows and hits a Thunder Crash (jumping splash).
Nemesis stumbles out of the corner and gets dropped with a double leg takedown.
Chris drops and slaps on...
Pike: Canadian Maple
Leaf (Texas cloverleaf)
1...2...
Pike: Three! Chris
Trepanier wins it in convincing fashion over two men here on his Tuesday
Crimson debut!
The lights slowly dim as “Bomb
First” by Makavelli thumps over the speakers. Chris looks to the rampway
but rappelling from the ceiling is the Executioner of Megiddo Enon. The muscle
bound man drops Chris with an axhandle punch to the back of his neck. Enon
lifts Chris up and drops him back down to the mat with an inverted spinning
sideslam also known as…
Pike: Nevermore!
Enon drops from the ceiling and drops Chris Trepanier with Nevermore!
Hunt: Now Freak Mauler is
up helping Enon stomp away on that Mid-South punk!
Davis: I can’t let this
happen!
Davis leaves from behind
the announce table with his metal chair in hand. He slides into the ring and
cleans the clock of Freak. Not waiting to hit him again, the Entertainment
Franchise turns and hits Enon. Enon takes the chiarshot and looks at Davis as
if he just committed on of the seven deadly sins.
Pike: Wowsers! Enon just
took a chairshot from Davis and it didn’t affect him at all!
Hunt: You can’t be the
UJW’s Super Heavyweight Champion three times without having a hard head!
Chris T. is now back to his
feet. He grabs Enon around the head and drops him with a…
Pike: Thunder Buster (reverse
brainbuster)! The Canadian Thunder and the Entertainment Franchise clear the
ring!
Hunt: Phooey!
Enon rolls out the ring as
Chris T. and Davis shake hands to tremendous crowd applause.
---“Bad Attitude” Eclipse vs. “GZW
Enforcer” T-Rex----
Pike: Up next, we've got the GZW Enforcer and Champion of the People T-Rex!
Hunt: Yeah, so what?
Pike: So what? We're talking about T-Rex! The former two-time GZW Heavyweight Champion and GZW Tag Team Champion! Not to mention an original member of the GZW!
Eclipse heads to the ring first as “Crawling In The Dark” by Hoobastank plays. The fans boo him as he makes his way into the ring. Eclipse pulls on the ring ropes to loosen up. Suddenly...
"I AAAMMM NUMBERRRRR ONEEEEE!!!!!"
The fans explode as the signature call of Rex blares on the Coliseum speakers. Rex makes his way down the rampway not his fan friendly self but looking focused. The fans are on their feet to get a glimpse of the GZW superstar. A sign in the crowd reads, "Time to doing some enforcing on bad attitudes!!"
Pike: It is obvious that T-Rex’s mind is on his wife Angel!
Hunt: Or beating the crap out of that boring Magic!
Rex steps into the ring, his eyes focused on his opponent. The bell rings to start the match. Eclipse moves in and rakes the eyes of Rex, but that only seems to anger him. Eclipse with an Irish whip, but Rex reverses. Eclipse off the ropes and then gets leveled by a Rex charging clothesline. Eclipse, with wobbling legs and all, gets up slowly to his feet. Rex with a gutwrench slams Eclipse down to the mat with a gutwrench powerbomb.
Pike: T-Rex looking to overpower the smaller Eclipse!
Eclipse up to his feet, clutching his back. Rex unleashes a flurry of punches, hammering him into the corner. Rex with an Irish whip sends Eclipse diagonally across the ring to the opposite corner. Eclipse hits the turnbuckles hard. Rex charges in and flattens him with a splash. Rex then hiptosses Eclipse out of the corner.
Pike: The GZW Enforcer is in control! T-Rex climbs up to the top turnbuckle!
Hunt: Watch out Eclipse!
Rex leaps off the turnbuckle, letting out a loud wolf-like roar as he flips in the air...
Pike: Defy Gravity! (moonsault) T-Rex connects with Defy Gravity! Listen to these fans!
Rex lifts Eclipse up to his feet as the fans respond with cheers. Rex lifts up Eclipse into a reverse powerbomb, then drops Eclipse down to the mat again with....
Pike: Extinction! This should do it! 1...2…3! T-Rex makes short work of Eclipse!
Hunt: Oh joy!
Rex stands on the turnbuckles, letting out a loud roar. The fans respond like-wise, roaring their approval for their champion. Epic runs down the rampway and slides into the ring. Rex hops off the turnbuckle and glares at Epic. Caught like a deer in headlights, Epic steps back between the ropes thinking better of messing with the GZW Enforcer.
~~~ The Mrs. M Show ~~~
The studio lights come on, on the set of the Mrs. M show, and the show opens with the cheesy music of Mrs. M’s live band! Mrs. M is sat on a modern style armchair, and to her right is a matching sofa. She is dressed in the finest kimono money can buy, and wears a huge grin. In the background is a huge picture of her grinning face, and a logo in neon saying ‘Mrs. M Show’!
Mrs. M:
“Hello and welcome to Mrs.
Murakame show which is now a permanent feature of the GZW broadcast Tuesday
Night Crimson! On show tonight, as usual, I have two very special guests! My
first guest is a man who win GZW Extreme Title at Fallout: Zero Tolerance Pay
Per View! Please give a warm welcome to Chains!”
The band play an instrumental version of ‘Click, Click, Boom!’ by Saliva as
Chains comes out with the GZW Extreme title thrust high in the air. He is
wearing a suit, but has his usual face paints on, and it creates an
interesting, pseudo-gothic image. The crowd give a mixed reaction as he heads
to where Mrs. M is sat. He sits on the sofa, next to Mrs. M and drapes the
Extreme title belts across his waist, making sure that it glints into the
camera.
Mrs. M:
“Welcome to show, Chains! And congratulations on becoming
the GZW Extreme Champion… even if it is a scary and horrid division!”
Chains:
“That lady, is an excellent point, and thanks for having me!”
Mrs. M:
“Chains, you brand new GZW Extreme Champion, having won title as underdog at match on Fallout: Zero Tolerance. How this make you feel and you have anything to say to people who doubt you?”
Chains:
“Mrs. M, Everybody doubts me. Kandi Fortune doubts me, the Wuchies doubt me, you doubt me, Goldeneye doubts me, but you know who really doubts me? Who I really can’t take? Mrs. Murakame, that man is me! You see I doubt myself. Every time I walk into the squared circle I don’t think positively. I always look one step forward and that would be the ass kicking I could get. At Fallout: Zero Tolerance, I doubted myself. Only just looking into Goldeneye’s eyes. Just keeping in mind all he had said and done to me the only thing I doubted was that whether after beating him I’d have given him enough pain to take. But I did. I inflicted the state of mind. I was the underdog but I was Chains and how big and how strong you are. Whether you’re Jimmy Williams or whether you’re ‘Smooth Operator’ Billy Bond nobody is Chains. Chains is the icon sitting here. This title over my waist. Well in my opinion I give it a new beauty. It isn’t the tacky looking belt it always seemed to be. Cuz its mine you hear me: Mine. As for all the people who doubt me? Well they should get on their asses and realise that I don’t give a shit. I proved my point after pinning Richard in a not 3, not 4, not 5, but 6 count match. Hope I didn’t bore you Mrs.M!
Chains is grinning, and Mrs. M looks a little perturbed.
Mrs. M:
“You no bore me, you just worry me! Everyone in your scary division worry and scare Mrs. Murakame! But the Extreme division is a very heated division, so who you see as biggest threat to your newly won title?”
Chains:
“Being in GZW has taught me to never underestimate my opponents Mrs Murakame. Everybody out there is the biggest threat. I don’t doubt it but I know that I am not letting anyone get their grubby hands over this title. It’s mine. Nobody is going to get this baby. It’s mine. It’s Chains’. However after grabbing an issue of Smack talk I did start to consider Adam Cage. See I have no problem with facing him. I’d probably like humiliating Pride. Pride, in my opinion Mrs. M, has nothing to be proud of. They’re just some stupid hippies with crap haircuts and hairy beards. Adam Cage if you got what it takes step up and get your clock cleaned because Pride is trash and I will take out the trash once and for all. Because Pride are Assholes and They are Stupid 4 Life.”
Mrs. M:
“It rumoured backstage that you hiding something from fans and GZW management. Something that may effect the longitude of your career in GZW. Is there any truth to rumours? I no like rumours, you know: they mean... I remember rumour once... oh, sorry... ask question! Is there any truth to these rumours?”
Chains’ face goes red and whispers something into Mrs. Murakame’s ear that turns her face white.
Mrs. M:
“Oh okay… um… Let’s move on… um… Oh yes, next question! You got your usual face paint style on for interview on Mrs. M show, but you got good looking face! Why you use face paint? Is there sentimental reason or just for effect?"
Chains:
My paint, Mrs. M? This is to hide from the man inside chains. David. Christopher. Salvian. It’s me from the inside. It’s the me that doubts Chains. Under this paint is the face not of Chains but of Dave. I hate Dave. He’s always gotten Chains into trouble. I’ve been the one getting him out of it. See David is weak and sad and poor. Whereas Chains is strong, powerful, and soooooooo The Extreme Title!”
Mrs. M pulls a face, but quickly composes herself.
Mrs. M:
“Finally, I always wonder... where you get ‘Lady, that is an excellent point’ catchphrase?”
Chains sniggers…
Chains:
“That lady is an Excellent question! No offence, but women are weak characters!”
Chains watches the angry reaction on Mrs. M's face! The old lady clenches her fists, and is about to have a tantrum…
Chains:
“No, no, no Mrs. M I respect and really admire you. I’m talking about hoes, sluts and generally just not up to the standard of people like myself. Jessica Wuchie is an example. I shudder to the thought of ANYone sleeping with Justin Sharp. Ewww! See Justin I’ve heard is a little short of something. I’d love to comment but I know how much you would detest that Mrs M! Well it’s been a pleasure on your show Mrs. M and being the true fan of me that you are I’ll give you an autographed extreme title replica. Not exactly as cool or as big as the real baby but it’ll work good with you.
Chains signs the belt, and hands it to Mrs. M. She pulls a sour face momentarily, but then politely thanks him. She then addresses the camera.
Mrs. M:
“After break, I got very special guest… ‘Kombat’ Eric Fortune will be on the show! Don’t you go anywhere… or I slap your legs!”
As Mrs. M grins at the camera, the scene cuts to commercial.
~~~ Commercial Break ~~~
“Just Another Night”™
Another Arkadian Enterprises™ venture
Coming Soon
*****
The Mrs. M show reopens, with Mrs. M and Chains are on set: both
wearing their extreme title belts. The cheesy theme turn plays, and fades. Mrs.
M looks up, grins, and addresses the camera.
Mrs. M:
“Welcome back to Mrs. M show! My next guest is one of GZW’s hottest young talents! He a very nice young man who got very promising future, please give a warm welcome to ‘Kombat’… Eric Fortune!”
Mrs. M:
“So Eric, I call you Eric because Kombat not nice name, and you a nice
boy... sorry, I get on with question now... So Eric, you do very well in Battle
Royal at Fallout: Zero Tolerance, but you not quite win. How you feel about
being so close?”
Kombat:
“It’s alright, Mrs. M, you can call me Eric. Quite frankly I prefer
Eric to Kombat anyway. Well, I can't lie and say I didn't feel a tad bit
discouraged about not winning the 25 man battle royale but it showed me that I
can hang with some of the best athletes in the world today. Plus being taken
out by a legend such as Nathaniel Davis only helped boost my ego.”
Mrs. M:
“Eric, I very proud that you finally tell everyone where you from,
because it no matter as long as you can stand on own two feet and be nice boy!
Being a member of Fortune family, you no fear that however much you try, you
still get involved in behind scene politics of GZW? You no worry that you might
get targeted by mean people who no like your sisters? How much you feel that
being a member of Fortune family?
Kombat:
“Before I announced that I am a Fortune my intent was to stay out of
the backstage politics, but now that I have come forth I expect to be thrown
into any war my family goes into. It’s safe to say that Justin Sharp and his
Pride friends are looking for a full-scale war with the Fortune. Well I have no
problem being a foot soldier in the Bloodlines family. Let all these so-called
‘mean people’ target my family and they will come to see that blood is thicker
than water.”
Mrs. M:
“You in tag team with Desecrator, and are big friends with Billy Bond.
In fact, you team with Billy Bond on Crimson. You seem very much in demand at
moment, and my question to you is are you going to concentrate on tag division,
or you want to carve out singles career?”
Kombat smiles broadly.
Kombat:
“Mrs. M, I’m going to concentrate on whatever the Booking Committee and
Kay Kay decide to put me. It’s a great thrill for me and the fans when I team
with my fellow RoccWylder and Atlanta native, James. The fans have no need to
worry; the RoccWylders aren't breaking up anytime soon. Just so that Mr. Bond
knows, the RoccWylders will always have his back as well.
“In this sport, loyalty
seems to be a lacking factor. I want all the fans, the developmental wrestlers,
and all the superstars to know that when Eric Fortune says he has your back
than Eric Fortune will use whatever means possible to have your back. Not all
the New Guard are as arrogant and brash as these New Guard Renegades. Men like
Invincible, Battlecry, Desecrator, and myself will stand next to Old Guard
favourites such as T-Rex, Nathaniel Davis, and Billy Bond to fight off this
threat to GZW.”
Mrs. M:
“And finally, the whole world want to know... okay, Mrs. Murakame want
to know, and this my show... when you going to ask out Celestia? You make
lovely couple, and she like you lots! Oops! I not supposed to tell you that...
Anyway, when you ask her out?”
Mrs. M is grinning a huge grin, and Kombat is blushing a lovely shade
of crimson.
Kombat:
“Well, Mrs. M, right now Ms. L'yark and I are just friends. We both
share a passion for this sport. We have a lot in common; I can’t lie about
that. She is a great woman that I admire very much, but as far as anything else
we are both very busy with our lives.”
Mrs. M:
“I think you should ask her out you know… Oh, and before you go, I want
ask one last question... you no got valet...you want valet? Because there a
certain Bionic Grandma who would be proud to accompany you to ring!”
Kombat:
“Mrs. M I would be honoured to have you accompany me to ringside but
there is a certain man who would kill me if anything happen to you. I wouldn’t
want the Fairplay Enforcer hot on my heels if anything like that did happen!”
Mrs. M:
“You no worry about him! I slap his legs if he step out of lines. Also
I look after myself pretty well! I swing a mean wok!”
Kombat is grinning, and even Chains seems amused.
Mrs. M:
“But that all we got time for on Mrs. M show! I just got time to tell
you about Mrs. M’s recipe column in GZW Hotwire Magazine! You like Chinese and
Hong Kong cookery? You no be disappointed with my recipes! A big thank you go
out to Chains and Eric Fortune. But until next time, thanks for watching and
look after yourselves or I slap your legs!”
*****
---Parking Lot---
T-Rex goes to his Cadillac Escalade in the Coliseum underground parking lot after a successful night's work. He opens the door and starts up his vehicle when suddenly out from the shadows...
Pike: It's Magic! I didn’t know he was in the building!
Hunt: And he's got a revenge on his mind!
Magic grabs Rex from behind and pulls him off out of the truck, slamming him down to the concrete. Magic stomps away on Rex repeatedly, showing no mercy.
Hunt: Seems as if Magic is “enforcing” all over T-Rex's ass!
A few referees hit the scene trying to break up the attack. But Magic just scoops up a nearby referee and slams him on top of the fallen Rex.
Pike: Chocolate covered Dunkin’ Donuts! He's using a referee as a weapon!
Magic lifts up Rex and scoop slams him down to the concrete next to his Escalade. Magic then hopes into the SUV, puts it in reverse and rolls back over Rex’s right ankle. The GZW Enforcer lets out a painful howl.
Pike: $h!t on me! Magic has really stepped over the line again!
Hunt: Hell, Magic has just erased the line and redrew a whole new one!
EMTs rush to help the fallen Rex as Magic hops out the SUV, a satisfied smirk on his face.
*****
---Tag Team Championship Match:
College Crew vs. What Money Can Buy-“Money Maker” Dice Morgan and Manic
Depression---
Pike: Our next match is the College Crew versus the new GZW Tag Team Champions "Money Maker" Dice Morgan and Manic Depression for the GZW Tag Team titles!
Hunt: I am so ready for the Suc Mi Phi kegger after the boys win! Woohoo!
“Nookie” by Limp Bizkit hits on the PA. The College Crew enters the Coliseum accompanied by Linsey and Heather. The Crew has a more focused look than normal.
Pike: Hunt is it my imagination or do the College Crew seem to be ready for tonight?
Hunt: Ready to win, ready to party! Owwwww!!
“Greed” by Godsmack blasts on the PA. The crowd heel pops huge as What Money Can Buy, Dice and Manic, step onto the entranceway with the Tag Team belts around their waists. A fan’s sign reads, “Dice Morgan and Manic Depression—second rate Epic and Eclipse!!”
Hunt: Wait, these two are even bigger jokes than I thought! No Epic, no Eclipse...THEY ARE THE WORST TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF ALL TIME!
Pike: Epic and Eclipse already gave them a beatdown earlier tonight!
They look each other up and down. Manic extends his fist to Dice. The Money Maker touches fists with him and they charge the ring dropping the belts on the way. The College boys meet the tag champs with a fury of fists. Manic and BW3 trade punches close to the ropes when Manic nails a hard clothesline on the Crewmember sending him over the ropes. Manic exits the ring and gets in his corner. Rick Irish whips Dice into the ropes and bends down for a backdrop. Dice flips around rolling off Samson's back and as the Crewmember stands back up Dice delivers a clothesline.
Pike: The tag champs seem to be fighting with a purpose!
Hunt: The College Crew have a purpose too! If they don't win, no party and you can't stop the College Crew from having a party!
Dice lifts up Samson and sends him into his and Manic's corner. Dice tags Manic in. Manic proceeds to beat Samson down and then pick him up and whip him into the Crews corner. Samson tags in his partner and as BW3 steps into the ring, he gets speared right out of his boots. Manic picks him up and whips BW3 into a neutral corner. BW3 bounces off the turnbuckle chest first and goes stumbling back. Manic bounces off the ropes closest to College Crewmember and drills him down with a clothesline. Manic tags Dice, who runs to the other side of BW3. BW3 is getting up in the middle of the ring. Manic is standing on the other side of BW3, then both of the tag champs run towards him. Manic jumps up to connect with a flying clothesline while Dice goes low with a chop block.
Pike: A tag team move by the Tag Team Champs!
Hunt: Well they are a tag team Donutboy! Duh!
With his partner down, Samson bolts into the ring only to be nailed by a spear by Manic, who then grabs his legs as Dice gets on the second rope. Manic then slingshots Samson as Dice leaps off the second rope connecting with a spear.
Pike: Looks like a trainwreck!
Hunt: The College Crew can pull this off! I know they can!
BW3 is up but again gets leveled by Manic with a standing sidekick. Dice picks up BW3, locks on Money Dream (dragon sleeper) while Manic climbs to the to top turnbuckles closest to BW3. Manic leaps off with a Florida Sunshine (swanton bomb) onto BW3. Dice goes for the pin.
1…2...
Pike: Three! The Tag Team Champions win in their first title defense!
Hunt: First no Epic or Eclipse, now I'm denied my kegger! Damn Dice Morgan and Manic Depression!
---After the match---
The Tag Team champs, Manic and Dice head back to their locker room. Out of nowhere, Endangered Species attack the Champs from behind.
Pike: Elijah Threatt! Joseph “Lost Soul” Synger! Endangered Species are pummeling the Tag Champs!
Hunt: Good! The prototypical tag team of the future!
Endangered Species grab any nearby foreign objects. Lead pipes, wood crates, steel chairs, anything that is not bolted down. You name it; ES are smashing it against the Tag Team champs.
Pike: If Endangered Species wanted to get the attention of the Tag Team champs, they sure as hell did it tonight!
Hunt: For the second time tonight the Tag Champs get their behinds handed to them! They are so crap!
*****
---Pride-“Ragin’ Shotgun” Adam
Cage and Justin Sharp vs. Kombat and “Smooth Operator” Billy Bond---
Pike: What a match this should be!
Hunt: Whatever! This match will be like your mom, too easy! Justin Sharp and Adam Cage will kick some major boo-tay tonight!
Coming down to the ring as fog and “Cocky” by Kid Rock fill the Coliseum, Cage and Sharp make their way down the rampway. The fans boo the twosome. A fan's sign reads, "Cage & Sharp, prepare to for some Smooth Kombat!"
The fans erupt as “Smooth Operator” by Sade bumps on the Coliseum speakers. Billy Bond and Kombat make their way to a huge ovation. The two favorites walk down the aisle, their eyes focused on their opponents already in the ring.
Kombat and Sharp start it off for their respective teams. The two men lock up in a collar and elbow. The youngest Fortune pushes Sharp back to the ropes. Ref Albertson calls for a break and Kombat backs off cleanly. The two men circle each other in the center of the ring and tie up. This time, Sharp backs Kombat up into the ropes. Ref Albertson calls for a break, but unlike Kombat, Sharp gets a cheap shot in with a kick to the midsection.
Pike: The LightHeavyweight Champion showing his devilish side!
Hunt: Hey, don't we all have a devilish side? Give me some handcuffs; some whip cream, some whips and leather...
Pike: Hunt!!!
Hunt: Oops, was that out loud?!?
Irish whip by Sharp. Kombat bounces back off the ropes. The LH Champ goes for a hiptoss, but Kombat blocks it. The RoccWylder counters with a hiptoss of his own, taking Sharp down to the mat. Sharp gets up to his feet. Kombat scoops him up and slams him down to the mat with a scoop slam. With Sharp on the mat, Kombat bounces off the ropes and drops a quick legdrop across the throat. Kombat then tags in the Heavyweight Champion.
Pike: Here comes the Smooth Operator!
Hunt: Wish he was leaving!
The two men lift up the LH Champ to his feet and take him down with a double vertical suplex. Kombat goes back to the corner as Smooth lifts Sharp to his feet. Irish whip by Smooth sends Sharp to the ropes. Smooth elevates Sharp coming off the ropes with a huge back body drop, Sharp coming down hard to the mat. Sharp, clutching his back, crawls to his corner and tags in Cage.
Hunt: It's the Ragin’ Shotgun! He is one dangerous dude!
Pike: That's for sure! It was at the last closed circuit event where Adam Cage and Monarch had their classic No Disqualification match!
Cage steps through the ropes, giving his unfamiliar opponent a look. The two men move in towards each other to lock up, but Cage with a sneaky knee to the midsection, gains the advantage. Cage with several right hands to the head followed by an Irish whip. Reversal by Smooth. Cage bounces off the ropes. Smooth charges and levels Cage with a "Benoit-style" clothesline.
Pike: Wowsers! What a wicked clothesline!
Smooth lifts Cage up to his feet and hammers him with forearm shots to the head in the corner. Irish whip by Smooth sends Cage diagonally across the ring to the opposite corner. Smooth charges in but Cage with a drop toehold drops Smooth's face into the middle turnbuckle.
Hunt: Boo yeah!
Cage lifts up Smooth to his feet. Cage lifts up the Soldier in a vertical suplex, then dives forward, dropping him face down to the mat. Smooth rolls over, holding his face in pain.
Hunt: Bond's face has never looked better! Maybe Crystal will finally leave him for someone better!
Pike: Who? You? Ha ha ha!
Cage stomps on the down Smooth, laying in boots to the ribs. Cage lifts up Smooth, drags him to the corner and tags in Sharp. Cage lifts up Smooth and plants him down on the mat with a scoop slam. Then Sharp slingshots himself into the ring and drops a legdrop across the throat. Cage with the cover, but Smooth kicks out.
Pike: The Heavyweight Champion is not down yet!
The LH Champ lifts Smooth up to his feet, then snapmares him over into a seated position. Sharp backs up, then charges forward with a running kick to the back of Smooth's head.
Pike: A brain scrambling kick from Justin Sharp!
Sharp lifts Smooth up again, and then executes a snap suplex dropping him on his back. With Smooth down, Sharp runs, bounces off the ropes and drops onto Smooth with a flipping senton splash. Sharp goes over to Kombat, who is in his corner, and spits in the direction of young superstar. Kombat steps through the ropes to go after Sharp, but Ref Albertson cuts him off. With Ref Albertson distracted, Sharp lifts up Smooth in a piledriver position. Cage climbs up to the top turnbuckle, leaps off and grabs Smooth's legs, pushing them down for a devastating spike piledriver.
Pike: Chocolate covered Dunkin’ Donuts! Billy Bond got dropped on his head!
Ref Albertson gets Kombat back to the corner. When Ref Albertson turns around, she sees Sharp with the cover on Smooth. The count.
1…2...
Pike: No! Kick out by Billy Bond!
Hunt: Damn!
Sharp can't believe it. He lifts Smooth up to his feet. Sharp with several knife-edge chops, then whips Smooth to the ropes. Smooth bounces off the ropes. Sharp goes to scoop him up, but Smooth floats over and lands behind him. Sharp turns around with a spin kick at his head, but Smooth ducks it. The Smooth One then quickly grabs Sharp by the waist and slams him with a belly-to-belly suplex. The fans erupt as Sharp hits the mat hard. Smooth crawls to the corner and...
Pike: Hot tag to Eric Fortune!
Hunt: Oh boy. Whoop dee do!
Kombat gets into the ring in a hurry. Sharp gets up to his feet, but gets dropped by a huge right hand from Kombat. Kombat lifts Sharp to his feet, but Cage gets in the ring and nails Kombat with an axhandle from behind. Ignoring Ref Albertson's directions to leave the ring, Cage and Sharp whip Kombat to the ropes. Both men drop their heads for a double back body drop, but Kombat counters and drops both men with simultaneous DDTs.
Pike: What a counter by Kombat!
Cage rolls out of the ring as Kombat lifts Sharp back up. Kombat hammers Sharp in the corner, rocking his head with right hands. Kombat whips Sharp diagonally across the ring to the opposite corner. Instead of hitting the corner, Sharp hops onto the top turnbuckle and moonsaults over a charging Kombat. Sharp hooks Kombat's waist from behind with a rear waistlock. Sharp goes for a release German suplex, but Kombat lands on his feet. Sharp turns around only to get leveled with a huge Kombat clothesline.
Pike: Chocolate covered Dunkin’ Donuts! I have whiplash from watching that clothesline!
Kombat lifts Sharp up and whips him to the ropes. Irish whip by Kombat, reversed by Sharp. Kombat bounces off the ropes and ducks a Sharp clothesline. Kombat bounces off the far ropes and nails Sharp with a spear. The cover by Kombat, but Sharp kicks out at two.
Undaunted by the kick out, Kombat lifts up Sharp up and lifts him for a brainbuster near the ropes. But Cage, who is on the floor, reaches out and pulls Kombat's leg, causing him to fall with Sharp falling on top of him for a pin.
Pike: Adam Cage with interference! Justin Sharp with a cover!
1…2…
Pike: Kombat kicks out! Wait! Bond goes to the floor and clotheslines the hell out of Adam Cage!
Hunt: So Cage pulled Kombat's leg, why is Bond got his panties in a bunch?
Pike: He can't just stand by and watch Adam Cage interfere!
As Smooth and Cage are brawling out on the floor, in the ring, Sharp and Kombat get up to their feet. Sharp with several right hands. Sharp with a scoop slam plants Kombat on the mat. With Kombat down, Sharp gets up to the top turnbuckle.
Pike: Justin Sharp is going for an uncharacteristic high-risk maneuver! If he hits this, it can be all over!
But Kombat is not down yet. With Sharp on the top turnbuckle with his back to the ring, Kombat gets up and nails him with a punch to the back. Sharp falls and gets crotched on the top turnbuckle facing the crowd. Kombat climbs up onto the turnbuckle, hooks Sharp's head in an inverted facelock, then falls back and drops Sharp with an...
Pike: Inverted DDT off the top turnbuckle! This should do it! Kombat with the cover!
1…2...
Pike: Three! Kombat and “Smooth Operator” Billy Bond win the match!
Hunt: Crap!
In the ring, Ref Albertson raises the hands of Kombat and Smooth. The fans are on their feet, saluting the two men.
Pike: What a huge win for both men and the “Old Guard”! Look who's coming out! It's Maxx Pain!
The big man gets into the ring and clotheslines both Kombat and Smooth from behind. Sharp joins his fellow Pride in stomping on the RoccWylder and the Heavyweight Champion. Suddenly, “Bad to the Bone” blasts on the Coliseum speakers.
Hunt: It's Nathaniel Davis!
Hunt: Who invited him to this little party?
Davis runs down to the ring as the fans are on their feet. The Entertainment Franchise grabs the Heavyweight title and slides into the ring, swinging the odds in favor of the fan favorites. Davis wipes out Sharp with a shot to the head with the Heavyweight Title. Kombat and Smooth both get back up, then clothesline the big man out of the ring.
Pike: They clear the ring of Pride!
Hunt: Bah! Nathaniel Davis is going to get his in a few moments in the main event!
Kombat, Davis and Smooth stand in the ring, motioning for Pride to get back in the ring as the fans cheer wildly. Maxx and Sharp back up the ramp to the stage, pointing towards the ring, threatening the men in the ring that their end is near. Also going back up the ramp to the backstage area is Cage. The three Pride members spit in the direction of the ring before they disappear behind the curtain.
Pike: Everything is set for the Lumberjack Television Championship match following this commercial!
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*****
---Main Event: Television Championship Match: Lumberjack Match: Nathaniel “Entertainment Franchise” Davis vs. “Dream Stealer” Maxx Pain---
Pike: Time for the Television Title Lumberjack match! Surrounding the ring will be GZW superstars. If either competitor falls out of the ring, the lumberjacks’ job is to throw them back into the ring!
The entire GZW active roster (minus T-Rex) surrounds the ring, ready for this important match.
“Bad to the Bone” by George Thorogood and The Destroyers bumps on the Coliseum speakers as Nathaniel Davis and his PeaceKeeper advisor Anastasia make their way to the ring. The fans are on their feet as the challenger makes his way down to the ring. Davis gets into the ring and loosens up in the corner. Adam Cage and Justin Sharp threaten the Entertainment Franchise at ringside.
“My Way” by Limp Bizkit plays as the GZW Television Champion Maxx Pain makes his way to the ring. The large man lumbers down the rampway, the fans booing the TV champion.
Pike: It seems as if Maxx Pain has finally found his niche within Pride!
The giant steps over the top rope and into the ring. Senior Ref Richard Dark holds up the TV Title, showing the prize to the capacity crowd. The bell rings and the match is underway. Davis starts the match with a flurry of right hands to the jaw of Maxx. The TV Champ’s head snaps back with each punch. Irish whip by Davis reversed by Maxx. Davis bounces off the ropes and hops over Maxx, who had his head down for a back body drop. Maxx turns around. Davis with a dropkick to the chest. Maxx is wobbling. Davis with another dropkick. But Maxx is still up. Davis charges with a clothesline. The big man goes down. Maxx Pain gets up slowly to a bent over position. Davis moves in and drops the big man with a swinging neckbreaker.
Pike: Down goes the Dream Stealer!
Davis lifts up Maxx and goes for an Irish whip. The Champ reverses it and sends Davis to the ropes. The heels at ringside pull down the top rope.
Pike: Out of the ring goes Nathaniel Davis! Elijah Threatt, Outlaw Wales, Adam Cage, Justin Sharp! They’re all attacking the Entertainment Franchise!
Hunt: I guess they would rather entertain than be entertained by Davis! All’s fair in a lumberjack match!
The heels, after having their fun, roll Davis back into the ring. Maxx lifts up Davis to his feet. The champ lands clubbing forearms to the back of the Entertainment Franchise. Maxx whips Davis to the ropes. Maxx lifts Davis coming off the ropes with a gorilla press slam. The TV champ then effortlessly tosses the challenger across the ring down hard with a press slam. Davis gets back up to his feet slowly. Maxx moves in and lands thunderous open hand chops to the chest.
Crowd: Woo!!!!
Irish whip by Maxx. Davis bounces off the ropes and ducks a Maxx big boot. Davis bounces off the far ropes and nails Maxx with a flying forearm smash. The big man is still up. Davis runs in and nails him with a calf kick near the ropes sending Maxx over the top rope and down to the floor. This time, the big man is surrounded by the GZW faces.
Pike: Kombat, Dameon, Chris Trepanier! They are really hammering Maxx Pain on the floor!
Hunt: That sounds nasty! Either way, this isn’t fair!
The faces roll Maxx back into the ring. Davis beats down Maxx in the corner with stiff forearm shots to the head. Maxx is beaten down to a seated position. With Maxx slumped in the corner, Davis backs up, then charges in with a Foley-esque running knee to the face.
Davis lifts Maxx up to his feet, then snapmares him over into a seated position. With Maxx sitting on the mat, Davis nails him in the back with several stiff kicks then follows up the combo with a dropkick to the back of the head. Davis then goes for a cover, but Maxx kicks out at two.
Pike: Almost had a new Television champion!
Davis lifts Maxx up and goes for an Irish whip, but the champ reverses it right into a short arm clothesline.
Hunt: Off with his head!
Maxx shakes the cobwebs out of his head as Davis is laid out on the mat after the clothesline. Maxx lifts up Davis to his feet. The TV champ with a long delayed vertical suplex to display his power and strength.
Pike: Down goes the Entertainment Franchise! His back comes crashing down to the mat!
Maxx lifts Davis up to his feet once more. Maxx lifts Davis up and drops him throat first onto the ring rope. Davis lays on the mat gasping for air. The big man then lifts up his opponent by the hair and tosses him out of the ring and down to the floor where the heels are ready and waiting. They pounce on Davis, beating him down as Senior Ref Dark admonishes Maxx.
Pike: Look at those piranhas at ringside tear into Nathaniel Davis!
The heels eventually roll Davis back into the ring. Maxx lifts up Davis with a delayed gutwrench suplex. He holds Davis upside down for several moments, and then slams him down hard onto his back. Maxx makes the cover.
1…2…
Pike: No! Davis kicks out! Maxx Pain was so close to finishing off Nathaniel Davis!
Maxx lifts the challenger up to his feet. Maxx beats down Davis in the corner, first hammering him with huge right hands, and then driving several of his massive shoulders into the midsection. Maxx whips Davis diagonally across the ring to the opposite corner. Maxx charges in. Davis gets his boot up and catches the big man in the face. With Maxx stunned and the crowd cheering, Davis quickly hops up onto the second turnbuckle. Davis leaps off and levels the big man with a diving clothesline.
Pike: Davis takes down the Television champ with a Headliner!
With the fans on their feet and going wild, Davis lifts up Maxx and rocks his head with right hands. Irish whip by Davis reversed by Maxx. Maxx drops his head down. Davis bounces off the ropes and quickly hooks Maxx’s head and drops him with a quick DDT. With the massive man down, Davis stands near his head, arms to his sides, hands in a "Hardy-like gun pose", D’Lo-esque head waggling. Davis then drops down with a quick legdrop. The crowd erupts. With Anastasia and the capacity crowd cheering him on, Davis climbs up to the top rope for a high-risk maneuver.
Pike: If Davis nails this, we could have a new Television Champion!
As Davis is up on the top rope, “Real Deal” Jimmy Williams gets up on the apron to distract Senior Ref Dark. Meanwhile, Cage pulls Davis’ legs out from under him, causing the Entertainment Franchise to get crotched up on the top turnbuckle.
Pride: Damn Pride! Damn them all to holy hell!
With Davis crotched on the top turnbuckle, Maxx Pain gets up, grabs Davis’ throat with both hands, lifts him up, turns to the center of the ring and drives Davis down to the mat with a Chaos Bomb (double handed sitdown chokeslam).
Pike: What a ring rattling, spine breaking move by the Television Champion!
Maxx gets back up to his feet. With Davis down, Maxx bounces off the ropes and drops a huge legdrop on the challenger. Maxx Pain with the cover.
1…2…
Pike: Davis gets a shoulder up! Pain is pissed!
The big man gets up and gets in the Senior Referee Dark’s face about his count. Meanwhile Davis slowly gets back up to his feet. Davis turns Maxx around. The Entertainment Franchise nails the Dream Stealer with a flurry of right hands. Irish whip by Davis, reversed by Maxx. Davis bounces off the ropes and ducks a Maxx clothesline. Maxx turns around to face Davis. Nathaniel nails Maxx under the chin with a Sold Out (superkick). The big man is still up on his feet somehow. Davis quickly moves in, grabs Maxx by the back of the head and slams his face into the mat with a "stroke" facebuster. The cover by Davis.
Pike: We could have a new champion!
1…2…
Pike: No! Maxx Pain kicks out!
Hunt: Whew! I don’t like Maxx Pain but I REALLY don’t like Nathaniel Davis!
Davis lifts Maxx up to his feet. Davis nails Maxx in the face with several quick forearms shots. Irish whip by Davis reversed by Maxx. Davis bounces off the ropes. Maxx with a back body drop lifts Davis up in the air, but the Entertainment Franchise flips out of it and lands on his feet behind him near the ropes. Maxx turns around and charges at him. Davis drops down while pulling down the top rope. The TV Champ falls out of the ring and lands to the Coliseum floor where the heels are. The heels try to help Maxx back up to his feet. Meanwhile, the fans are on their feet as Davis hops up onto the top turnbuckle facing the heels on the floor.
Pike: Chocolate covered Dunkin’ Donuts! Davis flies off the top turnbuckle and wipes out Maxx Pain and his friends at ringside with a Cover Story (plancha)! What a spectacular move!
The crowd is chanting "GZW" as the Entertainment Franchise gets back up to his feet. He quickly lifts Maxx up and rolls him back into the ring. Davis quickly hops up onto the apron to avoid the unfriendly lumberjacks. Davis climbs up to the top turnbuckle as Maxx slowly gets up to his feet. Davis flies off the top turnbuckle, but the massive TV Champ catches the flying Entertainment Franchise and slams him down hard to the mat with a ring-shaking Aftermath (urinage).
Hunt: Grounded that frequent flier!
An angry and annoyed Maxx lifts up the pesky challenger by the hair. Maxx lifts Davis up in a powerbomb, runs to the corner and powerbombs Davis right into the turnbuckle.
Pike: What vicious impact!
Maxx lifts davis out of the corner and scoops him up. Maxx with a running powerslam drives Davis down to the canvas. The TV Champion with the cover.
1…2…
Pike: No! Somehow, Nathaniel Davis kicks out! Unbelievable!
Hunt: Now Senior Ref Dark has really mad Maxx Pain mad!
The furious Maxx lifts Davis up to his feet. He takes out his anger on the Entertainment Franchise by palming his head with his huge hands and squeezing it. Davis breaks free of the huge claw with a kick to the groin. Davis then bounces off the ropes for momentum…
Pike: Maxx Pain catches him with the bearhug! The Entertainment Franchise in the vice-like grip of Maxx Pain’s huge and massive arms!
Hunt: Break his back! Snap, crackle and pop and I don’t mean rice krispies!
The fans chant, trying desperately to rally their hero. Maxx answers their cheers by only tightening his grip. Davis tries to block out the pain of the bearhug. Davis fights back with right hands to the head of the giant. Maxx tightens the bearhug even more. Davis leans his head back, throws his head forward with a headbutt that catches Maxx in the eye. Maxx releases the grip as Davis falls to his feet. With Maxx staggered, Davis bounces off the ropes for momentum. But Maxx catches Davis by the throat with his huge hand.
Pike: Oh no! Pain is going for a chokeslam!
Maxx lifts Davis up in the air for a chokeslam. Davis instinctively kicks his right leg forward and nails Maxx in the face with a kick. Maxx releases and once again, Davis drops to his feet. Davis kicks Maxx in the midsection, grabs the big man by the hair and slams him face first into the mat with a sitdown facebuster (X-factor).
Pike: Nathaniel Davis with the cover! 1…2…No! Maxx Pain kicks out!
Davis lifts Maxx back up to his feet. Davis with rapid-fire right hands to the head. Davis kicks Maxx in the midsection. With Maxx bent at the waist, Davis bounces off the ropes and drops Maxx's face into the mat with a bulldog. Davis, with the fans going wild, lifts Maxx back up to his feet. Davis hooks Maxx's waist in a gutwrench, lifts him up in the air about a few feet off the ground.
Pike: He's going for the CareerMaker! (Dominator) He doesn't have him all the way up onto his shoulders!
Davis has Maxx up off of his feet halfway up onto his shoulders. Instead of lifting Maxx all the way up for the CareerMaker, Davis drops to his knees, driving the back of Maxx's head into the mat.
Pike: Davis with a modified dangerous high angle powerbomb that drops Pain on the back of his neck! Maxx Pain's neck may have been snapped in half! Davis with the cover!
1…2...
Pike: No! Justin Sharp pulls Nathaniel Davis out of the ring! He could have had the match won!
Adam Cage, Justin Sharp, Endangered Species, Chains, Kid Kaos all jump on Davis. But the fan favorites do not stand idly by. The RoccWylders, Smooth, Diamond and others all rush to the other side of the ring to attack the heels.
Pike: There is a huge brawl on the floor between all the lumberjacks!
While all the lumberjacks brawling on the floor, Davis climbs back up on the apron. Maxx is up on his feet. Davis hops onto the top rope, goes for another Headliner, but Maxx lunges forward with great force and clotheslines Davis right out of midair.
Pike: Chocolate covered Dunkin’ Donuts! Maxx Pain clotheslined Davis in midair! The Entertainment Franchise gets flipped in the air and comes crashing down to the mat!
Hunt: Maxx Pain turned The Entertainment Franchise inside out! Oochie wally wally!
As the lumberjacks are still brawling out on the floor, Maxx lifts Davis up to his feet in the ring. Maxx clutches Davis by the throat, lifts him high up in the air...
Pike: Pain with a wicked chokeslam! This should do it! Maxx Pain with the cover!
1…2…
Pike: No! Davis kicks out as Senior Ref Dark’s hand was just inches away from three!
Hunt: Come on! Just a couple of inches away!
Pike: Maxx Pain cannot believe it! Wait! Look who's coming down to ringside, it's the Interim Deputy Commissioner! We haven’t seen Sincere since his lost to Sho Murakame at Fallout: Zero Tolerance! What is he doing out here?
Hunt: Maybe since it is apparent that Nathaniel Davis is siding with Kandi Fortune and Bloodlines, Sincere is here to throw a proverbial monkey wrench in her plans! He does want to run this company!
Sincere stands near the ring as Maxx lifts Davis up to his feet. With the chaos of feuding lumberjacks at ringside, Maxx lifts up Davis by the waist and holds him high up in the air for a powerbomb. But Davis fights back with right hands and breaks free. Davis lands on his feet, kicks Maxx in the midsection then quickly drive Maxx's head into the mat with a double arm DDT.
Pike: What a move by Davis! With Pain down, Nathaniel Davis is going up to the top rope!
Hunt: No! Sincere, do something!
Sincere gets on the apron to distract Senior Ref Dark. The Interim Deputy Commissioner grabs Senior Ref Dark by the shirt to distract him. Meanwhile Sharp gets on the apron and nails Davis in the back of the head with his LH Championship belt.
Pike: Justin Sharp comes to the aid of his Pride comrade!
Davis falls to the mat after the blow from Sharp's gold belt. Maxx gets up to his feet. Davis gets up slowly to his feet and looks at Sharp on the floor. Maxx turns Davis around, kicks him in the midsection, lifts him up in the air, then the big man drops Davis to the mat with…
Pike: CareerEnder! (high angle powerbomb) Maxx Pain with the cover! Sincere gets off the apron! Oh, this stinks!
Hunt: Smells like roses to me!
1...2...
Pike: Three! Maxx Pain retains the GZW Television Championship! Pain validates his claim as the Television Champ due to help from Sincere and Justin Sharp!
Hunt: What are you talking about? He hit the CareerEnder and got the pin! That's a win!
In the ring, Sharp and Maxx beat down on Davis as the other lumberjacks brawl out on the floor.
Pike: This is chaos! We've got the lumberjacks on the floor! DvD is fighting Desecrator. Eric Montair and Pimp Bizkit are going at it! The Endangered Species just put Logan Phlash through a table! We've got both teams of What Money Can Buy fighting in the crowd! This is insane!
Hunt: This is great! Anarchy! All we need is some wet and naked chicks!
Pike: In the ring, the LightHeavyweight Champion Justin Sharp and the Television Champion Maxx Pain are tearing into Nathaniel Davis as Sincere directs traffic! But wait!
“Imperial March” from the Star Wars movies plays on the Coliseum speakers. The fans are on their feet as the United Japan Wrestling’s Super Heavyweight Champion Bushido and Chris Sharp run down the rampway.
Hunt: This isn’t the UJW! What is this Japanese punk doing here? And Justin Sharp’s old man?
Pike: They’re clearing the ring Hunt!
Bushido and Chris get in the ring. Sharp rushes at his father, but Chris with a huge right hand drops the LH Champ. Maxx Pain moves in, but the UJW Super Heavyweight Champion kicks Pain in the midsection, and then drops him with an Honorable Mention (stunner). Pride roll out of the ring, leaving Sincere in the ring.
Pike: From my knowledge Sincere and Bushido have been feuding bitterly overseas in the UJW!
Bushido walks toward Sincere, the fans cheering for Bushido to punch out the Jade Dragon. But the Interim Deputy Commissioner jumps out of the ring, glaring at Bushido.
Pike: Pride not only has the fan favorites of GZW to contend with, but Justin Sharp's own father, Chris! Bushido has staked his claim within GZW against his archrival Sincere! Things are definitely heating up!
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