------------- Brotherhood (Chains & Kid Kaos) Vs “The Downfall” Rebellion & Happy Sumo ------------
--------------- Pre-taped ------------------
Will: Hewwo and wewcome aww to the segmen of Dean and Wiww on this weeks FNT, we apowogise for our absence wast week, but we’re back this week!
Dean: indeed we are, but the name is D to the Izz O Deano Fisher! Wooooo!
Will: is that supposed to be coow?
Dean: hey it is cool!
Will: anyway this match entaiws the former Extweme Champion Chains teaming with his partner Kid Kaos!
Dean: yea here that? FORMER! Hehehe. bigup Eric “C2” Montair a true legend if there ever was one!
Will: weww he is indeed the extreme champion, and I certainwy hope it doesn’t go to the head of young Chains that he wost the title
Dean: it went to his head when he got the title he went all SOFT!
Will: anyway there opponents wiww be Webewwion and he’s teaming with Happy Sumo!… what’s up with that?
Dean: Kandi up to her ticks again I see. Why the hell does he have to team with a jobber?
Will: indeed I think I agwee that this isn’t fair for Webewwion, but face it he’s a Webeww he doesn’t want to be in TAG matches!
Dean: ah well he’ll take those Brotherhood punks out on his own!
Will: without further a do I think it’s time for the westwers to come out, and we’ww get out action!
(“Front2Back2” by Xibitz begins to play on the PA system and out come Kid Kaos and Chains who are met by a reasonable mix of cheers and boos from the crowd)
Will: I bewieve he fan favouwites in this match wiww be Chains and Kaos!
Dean: like the fans know anything!
(The two walk to ring, and as they enter stand in the shoot-wrestling pose, awating here opponents)
Will: and here they are da Bwotherhood!
Dean: they aint no brothers of my hood! Cos in my hood I have Ludacris and as he says “ I’ve got Hoes, in different area codes”
Will: whatever!
(“Tear Away” by Drowning Pool begins to play on the PA system, appering alone at the top of the rampway is HAPPY SUMO, the crowd give a huge laugh to the Happy Sumo, who then does a Hulk Hogan style pose but falls backwards as the crowd laugh even louder)
Dean: hehehehe look at this guy he’s got to be the biggest JOKE I have ever seen, does he seriously think he’s got what it takes with those body builder poses?
Will: (TRYING HIS BEST NOT TO LAUGH) ummm I ummm oh I can’t hold it in hehehehe!
(Even Chainsa and Chaos laugh at Happy Sumo as he gets back up to his feet as if nothing had happened and continuexs with his Body Builder poses. Happy sumo then then goes to rip off his T-Shirt, but fail and sucks his finger as if he has hurt it it, this starts the crowd of with more laughter)
Dean & Will: hahaha!
Dean: I don’t think I can take more of this lunatic!
(Da Brotherhood in the ring, can’t help but laugh at the fool on the outside, but as they are laughing Rebellion come through the crowd, from behind Kaos, Koas still laughing turns around gets booted in the mid-section and then tossed to the outside)
Will: (stopping laughing) Webewwion with a sneak attack.
Dean: a master at this game Rebellion I guess he knew, that Happy Sumo is a fool, and that he would be the ultimate distraction to those in the ring!
Will: and indeed it was to Chains, Kaos, me, you, and even the fans didn’t see it coming!
Dean: yea even the puppets (fans) didn’t see it was coming.
(Chains not noticing that Kaos has been
thrown out of the ring, is still laughing at Happy Sumo. Rebellion, taps Chains
on his shoulder, Chains turns around thinking it’s Kaos only to receive a boot
the the midestion and then gets hit with Rebelution (Powerslam to Mitchinoku Driver)
into a pin, Referee Brownlow makes the cover)
ONE………
Will: not
so earwy!
TWO……..
Dean:
It’s all over already!
THR…
(Kickout)
Will:
Chains just kicked out of one of Webewwions signature moves!
Dean: he must have a nervous twitch or something then!
(Rebellion gets to his feet, looking a little annoyed that he didn’t get the win with that move. Rebellion picks up Chains, and whips him into a turnbuckle. Chains smashes into the turnbuckle, and Reb goes to follow it up, but gets a boot to his face for troubles)
Will: Reb’s annoyance certainwy gave Chains the advantage to counter that there!
Dean: pfff won’t last long this Chains guy!
(Chains runs out of the corner grabbing hold of Reb’s head and smashing it into the canvas with a Bulldag into a cover)
ONE…..
(Kickout)
Dean: Not even a two count on the Legendary Rebellion!
Will: wegendawy? That’s somewhat questionabwe!
(Kid is back in his corner, and makes the tag, but as he does Happy Sumo has made his way up onto the mat, and is moving his arms above his head meanwhile his stomach ripples in an almost hypnotic way (a la Blue Meanie))
Dean: what the hell is that Happy fat git doing?
Will: good question!
(However Sumo doesn’t get much chance to continue is antics, as Kaos steams into him knocking him off the apron with a running knee larriot, Happy Sumo lands flat on his face, and Kid just points and laughs at him)
Will: there was no need for that from Kid!
Dean: so what It was dman right entertaining to see fat boy land on his fat doughnut eating face like that!
Will: stop being so nasty!
Dean: hey seeing that made it worth the entrance money!
(While Kid is distracted by poking fun at Sumo, Reb takes advantage rolling Kid up in a schoolboy, for the pin)
ONE…….
Will: web’s got the tights!
TWO……
Dean: like a true genious he’ll do anything to win!
(Chains interrupts the counts, and referee Brownlow orders him out of the ring, as this is happening Reb runs his knee across the bridge in Kid’s nose)
Will: what a nasty move by web!
Dean: hey, whatever works!
(The referee turns back to the action as Reb picks Kid up on his shoulder, and runs with him, but Kid slides down the back pushing Reb into a turnbuckle, and as Reb rebounds off the turnbuckle Kid rolls Reb up in a small package for the cover)
ONE……
Will: Now Kid has hold of Web’s tights!
TWO…….
Dean: hey, if that young lad keeps learning from Reb he could make himself something one day! Maybe he is smarter than he looks!
(Kickout)
(Kid is first to his feet, but as Reb gets up he pulls the referee nearer to him, and hits a low blow on Kid, he then taunts him, but as he does Chains comes off the top rope with a missile dropkick)
Will: Reb thought he’d get away with that bwatant iwwegal move, but he didn’t get away Scot-fwee!
(the referee orders Chains out of the ring yet again, and as he does so Reb is first up to his feet, and on the downed Kid Kaos he begins to blatantly choke Kid)
Dean: did he not? Hmmmmmm
Will: this isn’t right Kaos is being denied his bweaths!
Dean: he’s only a kid he’s not worth much to GZW!
(Reb gets back up to his feet, but as he turns around he sees that Happy Sumo has joined him in the ring. Sumo licks his fingers, and rubs them onto his nipples, much to the crowds’ amusement. Reb however looks disgusted and his Sumo with The Downfall (Urinage))
Will: his own tag team partner!
Dean: HAHA not much of a tag partner is he?
(However as Reb does this Kaos is back up to his feet, and drops him with a reverse DDT, then crawls over to tag in his fellow Brother Chains)
Will: Chains back in
Dean: like he stands much chance against the Rebel!
(The men known as the Brother)-(ood hit The Super K-Buster: When Kid Kaos
lifts his opponent up for the K buster(Vertabreaker), Chains grabs the opponent
and drops him with a neckbreaker at the same time as Kaos drops him with the
K-Buster)
Will:
wowsers!
Dean: ah
it was okay!
(Chains
then makes the cover as Kid slides to the outside and holds down Rebs right
boot)
ONE…….
Dean:
this isn’t fair dam Brotherhood are cheating!
TWO…..
Will: Yet
it was okay when Webewwion did it!
THREE……
(Ding
Ding Ding)
Will: Da
Bwotherhood has won it!
Dean: yea
those two cheating little scroats!
(Kid, and
Chains both stomp away on Rebellion)
Will:
Webewwion has been beaten here tonight!
(Ange
comes from the back, and quickly gets into the ring, and puts her body across
Rebellions, Chains and Kaos look at each other. Angel just points to the back
and threatening them, and they do as they’re told)
Will:
what’s this aww about?
Dean: we
saw this a few weeks ago Angel protecting Rebellion I to would like to know
what’s going on with the new commisioneress and Rebellion!
Will: I
have no idea, but I’m guessing she thweatened Chains and Kaos with their jobs!
Dean: see
she is smart!
Will:
weww that’s it from us this week hope you enjoyed our segment I know me and
Dean always do, and we’ww wook forward to hopefuwwy seeing you aww next week on
Twavesty!
***FRIDAY NIGHT TRAVESTY!***
(The
Friday Night Travesty appears on the titan tron, dotted around the logo, are
the individual commentary partnerships that appear on FNT from Will and Dean,
Siu Ann and Jackie, the Wuchie Siblings, Billy and Jennifer, Melvin and Norman,
Bobby and James, and finally David and Gabriel)
(Shinobi
Vs Dragon Ninja
by Lost Prophets begins to play on the PA system, as the song begins to play
one by one the commentary teams begin to fade until they disappear, until the
lyrics)
“everyone
has gooooone”
(all the
commentary teams have disappeared, and pyros, and fireworks start to go off,
the camera crew take shots of the crowd and finds signs such as, “Pike stole my
doughnuts!”, and “I am the father of Justin Sharp”, then finally the camera
goes down to ringside)
Will:
hewwo aww, and wewcome to this weeks showing of Fwiday Night Twavesty! Tonight
is going to be jam packed full of action!
Dean:
that’s cause you lucky ladies get a whole BIG dose of me D to the Izz O deano
Fisher!
Will: D
to the izz O, why you suddenwy start using such daft words?
Dean: you
dissin me?
Will:
anyway we hope you enjoyed our earwier match that appeared on this weeks
Wywdsyde with a guest appeawance from me and Dean!
Dean: How
lucky are you people? You get even more of me this week you lucky, lucky
people!
Will:
this week’s main event has Maxx Pain of Pwide taking on Desecwator for the T.V
titwe, what a match that couwd be!
Dean: an
easy one for Maxx Pain, taking on Desecrator! Talk about a gift!
Will: I
think you’re under-estimating Desecrator there!
Dean:
whatever! What has he ever done to get a T.V title match?
Will:
We’ww awso see Jimmy Wiwwiams taking on Battwecwy!
Dean:
Battlecry, Desecrator who’s booking these jobbers?
Will:
jobbers? I’ww have you know Battwecry beat your fwiend Pimp on TNC this week,
so if Battwecry’s a jobber what does that make Pimp?
Dean: he
got lucky that’s all!
Will:
Prey wiww be taking on Kid Kaos that we saw previouswy, furthering this fued
that they have got going!
Dean:
Prey easiwy especiawwy now they’re being paid by non other than Angel, what a
business woman!
Will:
what about Kandi?
Dean: I’d
take both, cuase you know Deano’s a player!
Will:
sure… anyway we wiww be commentating on an odd match with Magic taking on
Ewijah Threatt of Engangered Species, Outwaw Wawes of the Stowmwiders, and
Miwage, evewyman for themsewves and if the winner pins Magic they’ww weceive an
Intercontinetaw titwe match.
Dean: all
great competitors I can’t pick a winner from that one!
Will, but
first to the first match on the biww tonight Chwis “Canadian Thunder” Twepanier
Dean: and
I predict this gets Extreme! HOOOORAY!
Will:
take it away Mewvin and Norman!
Chris T vs Jacob Helmsely
Melvin: Welcome back fans, you are watching one of the best damn wrestling shows to be put on television, with the best amount of talent.
Norman: The only thing we are missing is a new commentary partner for me, you are not worthy to sit by me.
Melvin: Oh shut up, why don't you just leave this company.
Norman: Shut up and announce the damn match.
“Meaning of Life" by Disturbed hits on the pa and out walks Jacob Helmsely to an enourmous amount of boos from the crowd, as he walks down the aisle he flicks off the crowd, he slides in under the bottom rope and gets up on the turnbuckle and flicks the crowd off again.
Norman: These people don't know true talent even if it bit them in the face.
"The Thunder Rolls" by Garth Brooks hits on the pa and out comes Chris T along with the TV champion Maxx Pain, the Crowd gives and even louder amount of boos at the sight of the two pride members walking down the ailse, Maxx points to his TV title as Chris T raises his Mid-South title in the air. Chris T shows off on the apron as Maxx Pain steps over the top rope.
Melvin: This match should be good, look at the amount of young talent that will be flying around in that ring.
The ref tries to get Maxx out of the ring as Chris T attacks Jacob, Chris begins beating on Jacob, he pounds him until he falls into the corner, Chris T begins kicking him in the gut as the ref tries to pull him off.
Melvin: Just look at this new side of Chris, he was once a nice young man with a future
Norman: He still has one, it just involves kicking people's asses.
Chris picks up Jacob and sends him into the turnbuckle across the ring, but Jacob reverses and hits Chris with a running clothesline. Chris falls to the mat as Maxx begins to pound on the mat in order to help Chris with an advantage. Jacob begings to stomp on the back of Chris, he picks him up and gives him a ddt, he goes for the cover
1
2...Kickout by Chris, Jacob picks him up and begins to deliver forearm shots to the head of Chris. he throws him into the ropes but Chris bounces off and delivers a flying forearm shot to the head of Jacob, Chris jumps up and begins to kick Jacob in the head. Jacob tries to cover his head but Chris picks him up and hits a standing drop kick. Chris throws Jacob into the ropes but on the way back Jacob ducks a clothesline but recieves a superkick when he returns.
Melvin: Oh man what a move, i knew Chris was a great athelete.
Chris picks him up and delivers another standing superkick to the face of Jacob, he goes for the cover
1
2....kick out by Jacob.
Norman: this is not going to be a match where either gives up quickly.
Chris gets up and argues with the ref, Jacob is slowing moving, Chris signals that he is going up to the top, he climbs the turnbuckle but Jacob quickly gets up and runs up the turnbuckle and gives Chris a arm drag down to the mat.
Melvin: Oh my God what a move that was.
The fans start to chant "GZW...GZW" the ref starts to count both men down.
1....2.....3....4..
Norman: I know this match won't end like this.
7...8...Jacob slowly gets up and runs and gives Chris a running leg drop to the back of the head. He picks him up and runs into the ropes but Maxx Pain pulls the leg and Jacob falls face first to the mat, Jacob quickly gets up and argues with Maxx. Maxx looks at him and says "I didn't do anything" Chris gets up and runs and grabs Jacob from behind and delivers a release german suplex. he goes for the pin.
1
2
3...kick out by Jacob, Maxx slides a chair into the ring but the ref doesn't see it, Maxx stands on the apron and the ref goes over to get him off, Chris picks up the chair and waits for Jacob to get up, once he gets up Chris delivers a chair shot to the face of Jacob. he goes for the cover
1..
2..
3...Kickout by Jacob, Chris can't belive it and begins pounding on Jacob.
Norman: Look Jacob is busted open, and is bleeding purfusely.
Melvin: This match is great and i doubt its far from over.
Chris is going crazy around the ring, Maxx gets back on the apron and hits the ref in the back of the head with his tv title belt, Jacob gets up and quicky grabs Chris's legs and puts him in Fear Factor but he sees Maxx getting into the ring and lets go, he runs towards Maxx but recieves a big boot to the face.
Melvin: He has no business in this match.
Norman: Sure he does, Chris is his partner.
Maxx picks up Jacob and hits the CareerEnder, he puts Chris on top of Jacob and exits the ring, Maxx tries to wake up the ref, when the ref sees that Jacob is being pinned he starts to make the count.
1
Melvin: I hope it doesn't have to end like this
2
Norman: There is no way he's going to kick out of this.
3....Kick out by Jacob.
Norman: What in the hell...how did he do it, how did Jacob kick out of that move.
Chris T. looks astonished, he picks Jacob up and begins to beat him, the ref is arguing with Maxx, meanwhile Chris picks up the chair and begins to repeatedly bash Jacob on the back with the chair, as Chris begins to beat on Jacob, Maxx punches the ref for pushing him.
Melvin: Now what did he do that for.
Norman: He just wanted to make sure the job was done.
As Maxx and Chris beat on Jacob a herd of refs come running down to the ring, they slide in and try to get Maxx Pain out, but he refueses, they begin to repremand him as he finally stops the onslaught against Jacob and leaves, leaving Chris T. to face Jacob alone.
Melvin: Good jobs by the refs.
Norman: Well i guess Chris is on his own now.
As Chris stands there watching the refs escort Maxx up the ramp, Jacob slowly gets up and as Chris turns around Jacob delivers a superkick to the chair which hits Chris in the face, busting him open, he goes for the cover.
1
2
3.....No No...Justin Sharp pulls the ref out of the ring, as Jacob stands up he is meet with a shot to the back of the head, as the camera pans around Adam Cage is standing there holding the Mid-South title he picks up Jacob and he and Chris deliver a double super kick which knocks out Jacob, AC slides out of the ring as Justin shows the ref that Chris has Jacob pinned
1
Melvin: What a cheap shot by Pride
2
Norman: But a win is a win, and by any means neccessary.
3.....(ding ding ding)
Chris T. jumps up and celebrates as Justin gets in the ring and begins to unload with chair shots to the back of Jacob, he looks in the Sharp Lock(walls of Jericho) as AC and Chris begin to pound on his back, seeing that they have done enough they stop and give the finger to the crowd as they exit the ring.
Melvin: Thank God its over, i know this battle is far from over.
Norman: Im afraid im going to have to agree with you on that one.
Melvin: Well that’s all for us fans, stay tuned for more travesty.
---------------- Commentary Table ----------------
Will: damn those Pwide guys they awways run as a pack, and never go into a battwe awone to pwove just who is the better man
Dean: that’s called good tactics!
Will: it’s not wight, I may not like Jacobs cocky attitude, but atleast he doesn’t have to have his friends to back him up!
Dean: that’s because he isn’t as good as Pride!
Will:anyway I hear that there’s something happening backstage
------------- Backstage ----------
(The
scene opens up with Pimp Bizkit, he is wearing his normal lime green oufit on,
and is holding some rope. Turns around in the hallway that he is stood, and
reveals it to be non-other than the tag team Fast and Furious locker room)
Pimp:
Battlecry, you defeated me, you got in between me and Smooth, well your
unwelcomed distraction to me quest for the title is not going to go unpunished,
believe me!
(Pimp
begins to wrap the rope around the handle of fast and Furious’s locker-room,
and ties a knot in the end of the rope)
Pimp:
don’t worry fans out there, I know he’s in there I heard him in there before I
started this!
(Pimp the
rope as tight as he can, and fins a stable post, that he ties the other end to,
keeping the rope as tight as possible)
Pimp:
let’s just see how you take being locked up in your own locker room for a bit
shall we?
(Scene
fades to black)
---------------- Commentary Table
-------------------
Will:
what the hell Pimp is making Battlecry a prisoner in his own locker room, that
isn’t okay!
Dean:
hahaha pure genious!
Will:
that’s just cruew! How would you wike to be twapped in your own lockeroom!
Dean:
well I’m not so I don’t care!
Will:
that’s an awfuw attitude!
Dean: hey
if you can’t stand the heat get out of the kitchen!
Will:
anyway on with the next match!
Dean: uhu
you are wrong Will, we have some more footage to show the lovelyGZW fans who
can’t get enough of me! We have some footage with Eric “C2” Motair
---------- Promo -----------
The camera wanders through the hallowed halls of GZW and through a door leading to the Superstar parking lot, the camera rests upon a sum of steel chairs lined up the side of the concrete wall. Some are occupied by an array of different people scribbling away on forums, while others are left to sit still. At the end of the row of chairs a secretary sits down at her desk as if waiting for something to occur. A movable door (think APA) swings open as an older dark haired man is shoved out to the floor. A voice is heard protruding from behind the door…
“ Alright send the next lamb Serena…”
The secretary gets to her feet and pulls from off her desk a sheet of paper and scrolls down with her pencil landing next to…
“ Ass Clown, your next. Bring all your forms in with you.”
The famous 5’12” GZW jobber gets to his feet and makes his way trhough the door next to the secretary. Walking in he sees what is set up to look like a regular office. A few plants scatter the sides of the room and a dull lamp is all that lights the room. A small, falling apart, chair rests in front of a large oak desk in the middle of the room. In a much larger chair behind the desk Eric “C2” Montair beckons the fool in and to sit down. Ass Clown hands Eric his forms and he looks over them…
“ So, Ass Clown, you’ve been wrestling with GZW for quite some
haven’t you? ”
Ass Clown smiles widely and honks his horn a few times signifying his response. C2 smiles along with him and laughs to himself…
“ That’s absolutely
fantastic, really it is… Alright lets move on to my next question, (Looking
at papers on his desk), here we go… Your so
fucking pathetic you make me sick, why are you trying to make me sick Ass
Clown, why? ”
Ass Clown smile fades into a frown and he silently honks his horn a few times, again signifying a response…
“ So I assumed… Just get
out of here, you will forever be Ass Clown and nothing more. ”
Ass Clown starts to leave
“ And leave the horn on my
desk… ”
The scene fades with Eric calling in his next victim…
----------------- Commentary Table ---------------------
Will: Poor Ass Cwown, C2 just insuwted him right to his face, tawk about hurting someones feewings
Dean: haha, what do you mean? That’s just pure class from C2 he a top geezer! And he took the horn to!
Will: I admit Ass Cwown probabwy isn’t exactwy what C2 was wooking for, but at weast show the man some wespect!
Dean: He showed the man all the respect he deserves
Will: anyway NOW we can get on with the next match!, where Siu Ann and Jackie Wee wiww be commentating!
Dean: oh them blithering idiots from HKWF, they think there so damn cool those two, as do those punks they don’t like Albert, but Jessica’s okay! Anyway down to the point you may be supposabley fighting over who is the best FNT commentary team, but face facts it’s me and Will who is truly great not Albert, nor some HKWF rejects!
Will: harsh words from Dean there! Anyway It’s Pwey taking on Kid Kaos!
Dean: and Prey will win, because hey there employed by Angel, and damn Pimp’s sister has brains!
Will: take it away Siu Ann, and Jackie!
~~~ Singles Match ~~~
~~~ Kid Kaos V Prey ~~~
Siu Ann Wong:
“Hi fans! Siu Ann and Jackie here for the next match! Conichuwa!”
Jackie Lee:
“You go Siu Ann! Conichuwa to everyone!”
Siu Ann:
“I still think it’s a silly catchphrase, but if it annoys the Wuchies!”
Jackie:
“Doesn’t matter if it’s good or bad Siu Ann, it’s mine! I was the innovator who used the words for ‘hello’ and ‘goodbye’ in another language… and Wuchie had to steal the idea… then his bimbo sister claims that they’re the better commentary team! The audacity!”
Siu Ann:
“You are SO right Jackie! But anyway, our next match is a big one! We’ve got Prey from the StormRiders taking on Kid Kaos from the Brother}{ood.”
Jackie:
“This feud is just starting, and I already love it!”
Siu Ann:
“Goodness gracious! After the extreme bedlam tag match last week, what can these two hardcore nutters do to top that?”
‘Hell’s Bells’ by AC/DC blasts out onto the PA, and out comes one half of the StormRiders: Prey. Prey is carrying a Singapore cane and a microphone.
Siu Ann:
“Here comes one half of the StormRiders, and just like last week, he’s armed!”
Jackie:
“One half of the best tag team in GZW: HKWF’s finest; the StormRiders!”
Siu Ann:
“I have a horrible feeling I know what Prey is going to say!”
The StormRider after suitably antagonising the fans get into the ring and motion for the music to be cut.
Prey:
“Kid Kaos you think last week was extreme? You haven’t truly seen extreme yet! You’ve seen ‘slightly rough’! Back in the HKWF, that was a house show match! This federation is full of pussies, and you are the worst of all!”
The crowd start chanting “GZW, GZW, GZW, GZW!” at the mention of the HKWF, and Prey’s snarls, and looks at them with utter distain and hatred.
Prey:
“The same as last week, you idiots cheer for your Mickey Mouse federation because you have never even seen real wrestling! HKWF is real wrestling!”
Prey pauses as the “GZW” chant continues and fumes. Once the crowd have finally calmed a little, he continues.
Prey:
“So just like last week on Storm, I’m calling your bluff Kid Kaos! Face me tonight in an extreme, 6 count falls match! No disqualification, anything goes, falls count anywhere and you need a SIX count to get the pinfall!”
‘Front to Back’ by Xzibit comes on over the PA, and Prey looks to the zerotron for the arrival of Kid Kaos. The song plays for a fair amount of time, but the Brother}{ood member does not appear.
Prey:
“Have you chickened out, Kaos? Show yourself! You and your shit federation are nothing compared to the extreme that is HKWF! You talk the…”
Suddenly from out of nowhere, Kaos has come through the crowd with a baking sheet in his hand. Ascending the turnbuckle behind Prey, he leaps of and creams the StormRider with the baking tray. The tray is bent beyond repair, and Prey is cut off mid-sentence, and hits the deck.
Siu Ann:
“Goodness gracious! It looks like we’ve got an Extreme 6 Count Fall Match! Prey and Kid Kaos in a match where you pretty much have to knock your opponent out to get the pinfall!”
Jackie:
“I love it! I love this feud! I love the StormRiders!”
Kaos grabs Prey’s Singapore Kane, and stalks him as he gets up. With a huge back swing, he smashes the cane over Prey’s head, breaking the cane and drawing blood.
Siu Ann:
“Goodness gracious! Prey must have concussion!”
Jackie:
“Don’t you worry about Prey! He’s got this in the bag! There aint no extreme like HKWF extreme!”
Prey is on the floor clutching his head, so Kaos takes the opportunity to get some tools from under the ring.
Siu Ann:
“A frying pan? A broom? A computer keyboard? A flatbed scanner? A footstool? The kitchen sink? Who the hell sets up the ring in GZW? And why would they have these items?”
Jackie:
“Who cares! Look what Prey’s got!”
Prey has rolled out the other side, and has a table leant against the ropes outside the ring and pulls out a ladder as well. Meanwhile, trash cans, baking trays, and all the other household items have been thrown into the ring by Kid Kaos.
Siu Ann:
“Is it me, or is a fireman’s carry followed by an armbar unlikely in this match?”
Jackie:
“Who cares! Look at Prey!”
Prey has collected a barbed wire glove from a crew member! He puts the glove on as Kaos gets into the ring unaware.
Siu Ann:
“Goodness gracious! Prey must have bribed that guy to get him a barbed wire glove!”
Prey rolls into the ring underneath the ring, and Kaos lays in the boots. He kneels down to pick up Prey… and gets an uppercut from the gloved hand!
Siu Ann:
“Owy, owy, ow!”
Jackie:
“Prey is far too clever for that punk!”
Kaos staggers back, clutching his chin, and blood oozes through his fingers. Prey gets to his feet with a truly evil smile on his face. He swaggers cockily towards the retreating Kid Kaos and thumps him in the stomach with the gloved hand! He then hits a right hook to the face that slashes through face paint and flesh. This cruel blow sends Kaos to one knee.
Siu Ann:
“This is horrible! Prey is mutilating Kid Kaos!”
Jackie:
“I love it! Kid Kaos is finally learning what extreme is about!”
Prey pulls back for a huge punch, but Kaos’ hand has grabbed the nearest weapon… the frying pan. He swings it, and clocks Prey right around the chops with it. Prey flies back to the canvas!
Siu Ann:
“I think Kid Kaos just knocked out Prey!”
Kaos goes for the cover…
1…
2…
3…
4…
Kickout!
Kaos stalks Prey as he gets to his feet, and swings with the frying pan. Prey ducks and hits a low blow followed by a…
Siu Ann:
“Stunner! Prey hits the Stunner! Goodness gracious! Is this swings and roundabouts or what?”
Prey grabs the flatbed scanner and whacks it onto Kaos’ chest. From there, he runs to the nearest turnbuckle and ascends. He turns his back to Kaos and leaps off with a moonsault onto the scanner on top of Kaos! The thing smashes and glass and plastic go everywhere… Prey with the cover!
Siu Ann:
“Goodness, goodness gracious! There is glass inside a scanner! That was a hell of a risk from Prey! This could be all!”
1…
2…
Jackie:
“Here we go: victory to the HKWF!”
3…
4…
5 Kickout!
Siu Ann:
“There is still fight in Kid Kaos!”
Prey is enjoying himself now. With Kaos still in pain, he rolls out of the ring and sets up the table. He rolls back in and grabs Kaos, pulling him to his feet and into a powerbomb position. He yanks him up, and runs to the ropes to throw him over and through the table, but…
Siu Ann:
“Kid Kaos reverses the powerbomb into a hurancanrana! Prey went over the top rope and through the table! Goodness gracious!”
Jackie:
“Oh no! Get up Prey!”
Kaos, full of adrenaline, runs to the nearest turnbuckle, and flies off with a…
Siu Ann:
“FLIPPING SENTON SPLASH FROM THE INSIDE TO THE OUSIDE ONTO PREY!”
Jackie:
“Bloody hell!”
Siu Ann:
“A senton bomb, or as Firefly uses to call it a Napalm Bomb, onto Prey outside the ring!”
Both men are down, but Prey is obviously the worst for wear. Suddenly, there is a broadcast on the zerotron screen. Wales is heading through the backstage area… but suddenly, he is cracked over the head with a steel chair!
Siu Ann:
“Action backstage… you can bet that chair shot came from…”
Chains stands over the fallen Wales and draws the chair up high. Before he can bring it down, Wales has hit him with a drop toe hold that sends him face first to the concrete! Wales gets to his feet and effortlessly tosses Chains into a pile of crates. He looms over Chains… but Chains grabs him and bounces his head off a crate. Refs come piling in to separate the two.
Siu Ann:
“It’s all action backstage… looks like this one is going to be a fair fight seeing as both Wales and Chains have been subdued before they can interfere!”
Kaos is finally up to his feet, and he covers the unmoving Prey.
1…
Siu Ann:
“This one has to be over!”
2…
Jackie:
“Come on Prey!”
3…
4…
Jackie:
“Come ON Prey!”
5…
KICKOUT!!!
Siu Ann:
“Goodness gracious! I don’t believe it!”
Jackie:
“I knew Prey’d kick out of that!”
Kaos looks shocked… but this is quickly replaced by anger. He goes for the ladder, and pounds Prey’s ribs and back with the end! He smashes it into Prey five times before discarding it and unceremoniously throwing the HKWF star over the guardrail into the crowd.
Siu Ann:
“Oh the brutality! And out there on the exposed concrete this can only get more brutal!”
Jackie:
“Come on Prey! Find an opening, exploit it, and HURT that idiot!”
But it is Prey who is getting the hurting as he is scoop slammed onto the concrete floor by Kaos! The crowd scream in horror, and the “GZW, GZW, GZW!” chants begin! Kaos throws his arms up in the air to an approving cheer from the crowd. Prey meanwhile is writhing in pain on the floor.
Relentlessly, Kaos pulls up Prey and a huge right hand sends him reeling further into the crowd. Kaos continues to rain the rights and lefts which send them deeper and deeper into the crowd.
Siu Ann:
“These two stallions going further and further into that sea of humanity!”
Jackie:
“Sea of what?!?!”
Siu Ann:
“Sorry, what a silly thing to say… I take that back! I would like to apologise to the fans for saying such a crappy thing.”
Jackie:
“Bloody good idea Siu Ann!”
Meanwhile, Kaos has beaten Prey all the way to the backstage area… the dressing rooms in fact! Kaos bounces Prey’s head off a concrete wall and then tosses him through a dressing room door… inside are the College Crew! They have a keg of beer, and are happily drinking from plastic cups!
BWIII:
“Owwwwwwww! This is good beer! What the…?”
Kaos bounces Prey’s head off the table with the keg on it.
Samson:
“Hey dude! Watch the beer!”
Kaos grabs the keg and creams Prey with it! The College Crew look on in horror… then anger. They look at one another… and then pound on Kaos!
Jackie:
“No-one messes with the College Crew’s beer!”
The College Crew continue the onslaught on Kaos, landing blow after blow. He falls to the floor and they both start booting him. Prey takes the opportunity to take a breather and heads out of the dressing room.
BWIII pulls up Kaos and Irish whips him towards Samson. Samson hiptosses Kaos high into to air, and through the table!
Siu Ann:
“Goodness gracious! The College Crew just put Kid Kaos through a table for disturbing their drinking session! Don’t mess with the College Crew’s beer!”
Content with their revenge, the College Crew manhandle Kaos and toss him out of their locker room. BWII goes to the beer keg, and checks it’s okay.
BWIII:
“Don’t worry dude, it’s okay. We still got out beer!”
Samson:
“Owwwwwwww!”
BWIII:
“Owwwwwwww!”
Meanwhile, a recovered Prey has obtained a steel chair, and the staggering Kaos gets cracked across the back. He staggers further into the bowels of the building. Another whack from Prey floors him! WHACK! Prey strikes him on the ground. WHACK! Another chairshot to the floored Kaos.
Siu Ann:
“Goodness gracious! After being smashed through a table, Kid Kaos just has taken five chair shots! Prey should have it right here!”
Jackie:
“Prey has stalked his prey!”
However, Kaos takes away Prey’s legs with a sweep, and as he falls back he crashes through another door. It’s the Mrs. M Show studio! Mrs. M and Mooncat, sat on the set chatting, look up and react with shock!
Mrs. M:
“What you doing?”
Kaos mounts Prey, and starts pounding on his head with closed fists in the doorway to Mrs. M’s set! He finally gets off, and Irish whips Prey right into the set! Prey goes crashing through the Mrs. M show logo! Mrs. M grabs Kid Kaos’ arm!
Mrs. M:
“You get out now! You ruining my set! I slap your legs!”
Kaos nods, and grabs Prey… he leads him towards the doorway.
Siu Ann:
“Did you see that respect? Kid Kaos respects Mrs. M, so he’s taking this fight elsewhere!”
Jackie:
“Why does Kid Kaos respect that doddery old bag?”
Prey has other ideas, and elbows Kid Koas. A side Russian legsweep later onto the carpeted floor, and it’s Prey who’s back in control. Ignoring Mrs. M’s protests, he throws Kid Kaos onto the stage where the bands instruments are left! He pulls the snare drum off, and cracks Kaos around the face with it!
Siu Ann:
“Owy, owy, ow! Snare drums are made of steel!”
Discarding the snare drum, he grabs a guitar, and as Kaos gets to his feet, Prey destroys the guitar by breaking it over Kaos’ head!
Siu Ann:
“It’s gotta be over after that blow!”
Prey with the pin.
1…
2…
Jackie:
“A victory for HKWF’s finest!”
3…
4…
5…
Kickout!
Prey can’t believe it, and storms around!
Mrs. M is hassling the ref to get them off her set, and the ref signals that he’s powerless. Prey walks over and swipes Mrs. M’s handbag! He pulls the brick out of it, and throws it away. Mrs. M looks like she is going to cry!
Jackie:
“Why does that old hag always carry a bloody brick! She should have tissues and mint imperials in her bag! That’s what normal old ladies have!”
Kaos is getting to his feet again, and Prey measures him to take him out with the brick. He swings, but Kaos ducks, and grabs a waistlock. He quickly adjusts, and drops Prey with a reverse DDT onto the wooden floor of the pulpit straight into a cover.
Siu Ann:
“Owy, owy, ow! Right onto the floor! Kaos could get this!
1…
2…
3…
4…
Kickout!
Jackie:
“Nah! You don’t put Prey away with a girlie move like that!”
Seeing Mrs. M upset, Mooncat has had enough! She grabs Prey and locks on a…
Siu Ann:
“Cat Nap! (Million Dollar Dream) Mooncat locks the Catnap on Prey! She’s had enough of these two destroying Mrs. M’s set!”
Jackie:
“What’s she doing! She shouldn’t be allowed! This is disgusting! This has nothing to do with Celestia L’Yark!”
Mooncat guides the flailing Prey towards the doors, and Kid Kaos and the ref follow. Once there, she releases Prey and throws him out. Kaos and the ref follow, and she slams the door!
Back in the corridor, Kaos lays the boots into Prey. There is a steel barrier at the end of the corridor, and Kaos goes to Irish whip Prey into it. However, Prey reverses the whip and it’s Kid Kaos who crashes into the barrier.
Siu Ann:
“Owy, owy, ow! There’s no give in a barrier like that!”
Jackie:
“Kid Kaos will learn how the HKWF boys take the pain!”
Prey pulls up the barrier, and it reveals the parking lot! Prey pulls up Kaos, but Kaos bats away his arms and hits the StormRider with a flurry of rights that send him staggering into the parking lot.
Siu Ann:
“In the crowd, in the locker rooms, on the Mrs. M set, and now the parking lot! This is crazy!”
Kaos is about to go for a big right, but it’s caught by…
Siu Ann:
“Outlaw Wales! Outlaw Wales is there!”
Wales spins Kaos around and hit a big clothesline that floors Kaos. From there, he pulls him up and gets him in a gorilla press position.
Jackie:
“Look at the strength of Outlaw Wales!”
Siu Ann:
“He’s interfering!”
Jackie:
“So it’s okay for Moonslut to interfere, but not Wales?”
Wales drops the Brother}{ood member down onto the unforgiving concrete! Prey, like a vulture, grabs the pained Kaos, and Irish whips him towards Wales who hits a…
Siu Ann:
“Powerslam onto a car bonnet! Wales just decimated Kid Kaos!”
Jackie:
“And it doesn’t look like Wales is finished either!”
With a wicked look on his face, Wales gets onto the bonnet, and hits Kid Kaos with a tombstone piledriver! The impact makes a huge clang, and heavily dents the bonnet!
Siu Ann:
“Blackout! Outlaw Wales just hit Blackout, his finisher, on Kid Kaos!”
Prey signals to Wales to move away, and he gets onto the bonnet in his place. He hooks up the defenceless Kaos and hits a double underhook DDT! The bonnet further dents, and looks an utter mess.
Jackie:
“It’s over! Nobody kicks out of a Karmabuster 2000!”
Siu Ann:
“This is nothing but an assault… oh goodness gracious no! Prey isn’t finished!”
Prey drags the barely conscious Kaos onto the roof of the car, and hooks up a full nelson. He hoists him over with a dragon suplex into a pin. The CLANG as Kaos’ head hits to roof of the car and dents it is sickening.
The ref clambers onto the bonnet, and starts the count.
1…
Siu Ann:
“This was nothing but a brutal assault by the StormRiders!”
2…
Jackie:
“And that Brother}{ood punk must now realise that the StormRiders mean business… this kid may now truly understand the extreme that is HKWF!”
3…
4…
Siu Ann:
“All I understand is that two thugs brutally beat upon Kid Kaos for a cheap victory!”
5…
6!
DING DING DING!
Jackie:
“A win for the StormRiders! A win for the honour and integrity of the HKWF!”
Siu Ann:
“That wasn’t honourable… that was a disgrace! Hey! Wales, Prey! Stop it! The match is over!”
Prey and Wales are both on the roof of the car and laying in the boots. But suddenly…
Siu Ann:
“It’s Chains! Chains is here to help his partner! And he’s bought a steel chair!”
With the damage done, the StormRiders jump off the car and make a quick exit. Chains clambers onto the car to attend to his tag partner.
Siu Ann:
“Kid Kaos may well be hurt after that brutal beating!”
Jackie:
“He deserved it for thinking he could take on HKWF’s finest!”
Siu Ann:
“I’m disgusted… sure it was legal, but it was immoral! That was a hollow victory for Prey!”
Jackie:
“Who cares! A win is a win! Anyway, we’re passing the mike across to… oh I dunno, some random commentary team who aren’t as good as us… so sayonara!”
Siu Ann: “Sayonara!”
----------- Commentary Table --------
Dean: ha Jackie Lee you wish! As good as you? Where Miles better than you! And No that isn’t as tall as you because then we wouldn’t exactly be talking about much would we!
Will: you not nice, at weast show Jackie some wespect!
Dean: He’s just a little chubby stump who think’s that he’s good!
Will: I know you don’t wike Jackie Wee, but at weast tawk about the match no them!
Dean: well it would have been much better If it was me and you commentating on that match, but full marks to Prey, the man I said would win!
Will: indeed you did Dean!
Dean: Hey, I’m never wrong! Anyway it was hardcore, brutal, EXTREME! That fued between the Stormriders, and the brother)-(ood is just beginning to heat up! I expect to see the Stormriders to completely take out the Brother)-(ood punks in the next few weeks!
Will: Chains and Kid Kaos are twemendous athwetes and I don’t expect them to sit around and do nothing about that, I think we could have some Really great matches between the two teams in the next few weeks!
Dean: anyway now we go Eric “C2” Montair once again!
Will: wets hope he isn’t as mean as wast time!
------------Promo---------
The scene fades in the
middle of Bilston Brawler’s interview, he is seated in the chair Ass Clown was
previously in and Montair has been directing questions to him. He seems
incredibly nervous about what’s going to happen next. Eric rises to his feet,
arms crossed behind his back with Ass Clown’s horn in hand, he starts circling
around the British wrestler with his questions.
“Bilston what were going
to do now is I’m going to put you in a situation, and your going to tell me
what you would do to either solve or better it… Alright let’s see, you just
attempted to climb to the top rope, but your fat pathetic ass just fell to the
mat. Your opponent is standing above you looking down upon you and laughing,
what next?”
“ Of course, I quickly
jump to my feet and nail him with the Brawler Bomb while he is distracted…”
Eric directs Ass Clown’s horn to the face of Bilston and honks it into his ear…
“ Wrong! You try that and
will simply fail like you always do, mistakes like that and your out of here… ”
Eric positions the lamp lighting the room in the face of the British jobber, beads of sweat start forming on his forehead…
“ You look a bit thirsty
there Brawler, care for some water? Well your pathetic ass is gonna have to
wait. Next situation: Your walking towards the ramp way right before your match
with Adam Cage of Pride, you are more then confident you will be victorious but
as you make your way out Pride surrounds you each with a weapon of their own,
what next? ”
“ I, uh, I… I pull out the
brass knuckles I had planted before and take them all on! ”
Eric lifts a mug he has containing water and throws it into the face of Bilston Brawler…
“ You worthless shit
nothing, you can’t contend with the likes of McGrue let alone these wolves,
they’d eat your ass hole if you try that! Next time you wrestle I recommend a
pair of running shoes instead of knuckles so you can at least get away…”
Bilston looks even more intimidated by The Brutality King and the armpits start perspirating through his shirt a bit…
“Alright, last one now
these is more of an impossible situation but I just want to see if you are
prepared… Alright in the slim chance your not completely losing in a hardcore
match against, let’s say T-Rex, and your standing over his motionless body,
your hands are dripping with the warm blood that is gushing forth from his
forehead, seeping through your skin and into your own body, mixing with the
sweat already making it hard to hold the steel pipe in your hands. You stare
down upon him, he is barely conscious and is attempting to make a plea for help
with you but his words can’t get out because you have just punctured his lungs
with said pipe. The EMT’s are attempting to take him to the hospital in hopes
he will survive, while you stand in the middle of the ring, knowing you have
permanently damaged a fellow wrestlers career, knowing it’s your fault he’s
going to the hospital, knowing he may never even wrestle again, knowing he may
have to walk around with a respirator, knowing that perhaps he might even die!
You might have just killed a man, can you live with that on your conscience
Bilston? Can you live with the death of another man?!? CAN YOU????!!!? ANSWER
ME DAMMIT!!!! ”
A tear forms in Bilston’s eye as he gets up and runs out of C2’s office…Eric takes a seat again, grinning sadistically calling for the next applicant…
---------- Commentary Table --------
Will: more nasty words from Eric Montair!
Dean: ahaha the Bilston Brawler went running like a crying child who has seen his mother, what a wimp!
Will: What is C2 up to!
Dean: If C2 is conducting interviews with people, surely there should be someone who isn’t a jobber, after all he’s C2 it should be an honour for anyone to work for him!
Will: Personally I’d rather keep this job!
Dean: yea, okay, anyway on to our match now!
------ I winner pins Magic winner receives an Intercontinental title match ------
-------- Magic Vs Outlaw Wales Vs Elijah Threatt Vs Mirage -------
Will: hey aww, next up we have a vewy intewesting match with magic taking on thwee opponents and it’s evewy man for himsewf!
Dean: Of course I don’t there is any of these four men that remote like each other!
Will: if the winner does pin Magic they wiww get an intercontinentaw titwe match
Dean: yea, and it’s going to happen, but I don’t know who to back in this match, all I know is that I’m not going for Magic!
Will: it’s an intewesting one that’s for sure
(“Hells Bells” by AC/DC begins to play on the PA system, and out come Henry “Outlaw” Wales, the fans boo the stormrider, who makes his way down to the ring)
Will: He’s a two time Tag champion in HKWF, and one time here in GZW, evewy time with Pwey
Dean: that’s because they’re a great tag-team, and in GZW that’s no exception, even in singles competition I bet he’s excellent!
Will: who knows if he pins Magic and gets the Intercontinentaw titwe shot, he couwd be adding the Intercontinentaw titwe to the wist of gowd.
Dean: he could indeed do so!
(Wales checks the ropes, and is checked for foreign object by the senior referee of Travesty Adam Lowe. Then “Desert Rose” by Sting begins to play on the PA system, and out comes the “Arabian sun” Mirage)
Will: and here’s the American Hater!
Dean: don’t you mean Player hater?
(the Saudi Arabian of GZW coming out to a chorus of boos from the crowd, as he is sporting an “Atlanta Stinks” T-Shirt)
Will: if he hates it so much here why doesn’t he go back to Saudi Arabia?
Dean: who cares? They’re just a bunch of towel heads!
Will: Dean, that’s racist.
Dean: what they do wear towels on their heads!
(Mirage gets to the ring, and Wales, and mirage have a stare down, but as they are from behind come Elijah Threatt with “Sexy Bitch” Devotion)
Will: the normal thug like attack from one of the Bash Brothers of wrestling!
Dean: hey if it works you might as well keep the formula!
(Elijah, goes to whip the Stormrider into the ropes, but Wales reverses it, and into the ropes goes Elijah. Elijah try a running clotheline for Wales but misses, then runs into Mirage who sticks his fingers into the eyes of Threatt)
Dean: hehe eye poke!
Will: he could have bwinded Thweatt there!
(Elijah holds his eyes in pain, and Mirage dropkicks Elijah, who gets knocked back into Wales, and both men of different Tag teams go over the top rope. Mirage turns around and points to the rampway. and on cue “Bittersweet” by Fuel begins to play on the PA system, and outcomes Magic with Steph who is carrying Magics Sledgehammer)
Will: Magic has bwought his swedgehammer with him!
Dean: doesn’t hold well for the men in the ring!
Will: um Dean that wouwd onwy be Mirage the other two are stiww brawwing on the outside!
(Magic taunts Mirage, as Mirage won’t let Magic enter the ring, eventually Magic grabs the Sledge hammer from Steph, and swings at Mirages legs, but Mirage moves back, now allowing Magic into the ring. Magic enters the ring, and passes the Sledgehammer to Steph, and is then attacked by Mirage, as Referee Lowe calls for the bell to officially start the match)
Will: we are officiawwy underway
Dean: yea bowt damn time!
Will; Magic and Mirage start!
(Mirage whips Magic into the rope, and Magic bounces off the ropes. Mirage goes for a backbody drop, but Magic leap frogs Mirage. Magic bounces off the opposite ropes, Mirage swings for a clothesline, but it skims the top of Magics hair, Magic stops, and hits a reverse DDT on Mirage, and makes a cover)
ONE……
(mirage rolls his shoulder up)
Will: too earwy in the match! Miwage is too fweash stiww!
Dean: hey! I used to go to a club called the Mirage (a club called Mirage did exist it was near myn, but has now changed its name)
(Magic gets to his feet, and begins to stomp away on Mirage, he goes to pick Mirage up, but Mirage swings his leg round, and knocks Magic flat on his back)
Dean: that’s where Magic always ends up!
Will: hmmmmmmm
(On the outside Wales whips Threatt into the steel steps, with a loud CLATTER, wales gets up onto the apron into his corner)
Dean: ouchie woo woo!
Will: what the hell’s that all about?
(Mirage bounces into the ropes, making a quick blind tag to an unsuspecting Wales. Mirage runs in, but Magic is quickly up to his feet, and drops Mirage with a standing dropkick. Magic gets to his feet, pulling Mirage up still not spotting Wales. Magic whips Mirage into an empty corner, then gets ready to charge in, but Wales hooks Magic with a German Suplex, that Wales swiftly does and holds for a pin)
ONE……
Will: Wales’s first officiaw move in the match, is stwaight in for a pinning combination!
TWO…..
Dean: that’s exactly why Angel offered the Stormriders such a luxurious deal! Better them be on your side than anyone elses!
THR..
(mirage breaks up the count)
Dean: why did Mirage do that?
Will: I think he wouwd wather, have the Intercontinaw titwe shot, than let Wales have it!
(Mirage cockily goes to get out of the ring, but Wales who is staring a hole right through Mirage, gets up to his feet, and takes him out the hard way! By throwing Mirage over the top rope, to the floor)
Dean: the Player Hater, will sure Hate the StormRider Wales now, as well as America!
Will: what’s there to hate about America?
Dean: now that’s a daft question! Here we have fine women, and I bet wherever Mirage is from there ALL MINGERS!
(Magic spots his opportunity with Wales, and rolls the StormRider up in a schoolboy for a pin)
ONE…….
Will: Magic with a sneaky pin, on the unsuspecting Wales!
TWO….
Dean: I may be sneaky, but I have seen a LOT sneakier in my days!
(Wales reaches out for the bottom rope, and grabs hold of it, senior Travesty Ref Lowe calls for the break)
Will: I can’t see this match maintaining much order throughout this match, not with these four characters in it
Dean: what are you trying to say?
(Threatt gets up on the apron, but as he does Magic goes to whip Wales into the ropes, but Wales reverses it, and Magic goes colliding into the Endangered Specie. Elijah goes crashing onto the Travesty commentary table)
Will: WOOK OUT!
CLATTER
Dean: PHEW atleast our table didn’t go through!
(Magic just stares down at Threatt, as is referee Lowe, who goes to check if Threatt is okay, as He does the dastardly StormRider kicks Magic in the gonads. Magic clenches in pain. Wales turns Magic around, and picks Magic up for a high angle Powerbomb (last Ride) and hits it. Wales makes the cover, as Lowe crawls back into the ring to make the cover)
Dean: come on ref!
ONE……….
Will: Wales surely not going to win via cheating! However not as if I wouldn’t expect this match to end via cheating anyway!
TWO……..
THR….
(Mirage jumps from the middle rope, and stops the count a middle rope legdrop)
Will: he caws that Fataw Sting!
Dean: but why did he have to stop Wales from winning!
(referee Lowe again argues with Mirage to get him out of the ring. Mirage does so, but flicks him off with a V sign behind the referees back)
Will: OH that’s big and hard isn’t it! He can fwick a V behind the weferees back!
Dean: I bet you wouldn’t say that to Mirage you wussie!
Will: and I suppose you would!
Dean: hey I’m Heavy D I can do what I feel like doin!
(Wales goes running into Mirage, and knocks him off the apron with an elbow to the jaw of Mirage, Wales turns around, to be taken down with a DDT by Magic into a cover)
ONE……
Will: Magic now with a cover
TWO…….
(Elijah Threatt pulls Magic out of the ring. An irate Magic slams Threatt face first into the travesty commentary table)
Dean: our beautiful table again!
(Magic then picks up Elijah around his wait from behind, as if going for an atomic drop, but rams Elijah into the steel ring post with a leg at either side)
Dean: OO ch ie wallie wallie…. OO ch ie bang bang!
Will: where do you keep getting these idiotic phrases!
Dean: hey don’t dis fool, just cos I’m cool!
(Magic then smiles as he sees the Endangered Species face writher in pain. In the ring, Mirage and Wales have began to exchange blows, referee Adam Lowe try to separate the two as Mirage is an illegal man in the match)
Will: I think aww heww has began to bweak woose!
Dean: and that ain’t cool fool, cos extacy and crack will make you d*~k hang sideway, and that ain’t cool fool!
Will: what is that true?
Dean: ahaha jus playin with ya!
Will: do you really think your some sort of a gangster?
(Eventually Referee Lowe gets between the two, but as he is for the third time getting Mirage out of the ring, Magic collects his Sledgehammer from Steph, and slides into the ring behind Wales)
Will: I don’t like the looks of this!
Dean: Gangster gangster that’s what y’all yellin!
(POW Magic smacks Wales with the sledgehammer blood begins to trickle from a now unconscious Wales)
Will: Someone help Wales!
Dean: damn that’s one nasty gash!
(Magic makes the pin)
ONE….
Will: it has to be aww over now!
TWO……
THREE……
Dean: NO!, Mirage once again stops the count!
Will: wiww he not wet this mayhem just end?
(Magic looks at Mirage, as if he just shitted on his shoes, Magic once again picks up the Sledgehammer)
Will: Mirage may wish he never stopped that count!
(Referee Lowe gets between the two, threatening to disqualify Magic, Magic just pushes Lowe out of the way, and pulls the Sledgehammer back behind his back. BUT Lowe jumps onto the Sledgehammer, not allowing Magic use of the sledgehammer)
Dean: does Lowe have a death wish?
Will: wooks that way!
Dean: yea he’ll, be wishing that Magic was dead in a few minutes
(Magic turns around, and looks at Referee Lowe like he has gone mad, but from behind once again is Mirage, who drops Magic with a neckbreaker)
Dean: I think this “Arabian Sun” has a death wish too!
(Lowe looks a little bit bewildered, Magic has dropped the Sledgehammer, Mirage sets Magic up between his legs, and drops him with a piledriver onto his own Sledgehammer and makes the cover)
Will: he caws that Dust, and onto Magics own Sledgehammer!
Dean: Mirage is proving that maybe the Arabs can contain the Americans!
(Blood is seen trickling from the head of Magic, but referee Lowe refuses to make the cover)
Dean: the ungrateful ref is refusing to make the cover after Mirage just helped him out!
Will: Miwage is not the wegaw man, and after what just happened Wowe is stiww pwaying by the wuwes, I have to admire him for that!
Dean: admire stupidity?
(Mirage is now Irrate, he get’s up, and begins to shove Adam Lowe into a corner shaking his finger at him. Lowe gives as good as he gets however, and begins to lecture Mirage, Mirage just laughs at Lowe, and goes to punch him)
Dean?: is the referee really taunting a wrestler?
(WHAM! Down goes the referee, Mirage kicks him in the breadbasket, and then delivers a piledriver to the referee)
Will: NO, more chaos!
Dean: now don’t say he didn’t have it coming to him!
(coming down the ramp-way with his American flag in hand comes Invincible a.k.a Peter Gamble, Gamble tackles Mirage down to the floor, and the two begin to roll around on the floor, the fans pop as the favourite Peter comes out on top)
Dean: I’ve heard of Patriotism, but geesh this is ridiculous!
Will: well Miwage shouldn’t buwwy the weferee, and pweach about how America is this and that!
(Invincible whips Mirage into the ropes, but Mirage takes the opportunity to hightail it up the rampway, as Mirage slides under the ropes. Invincible takes chase to Mirage)
Dean: where are they going?
Will: about time the buwwies where fought against!
Dean: just cos’ you want some retribution on the bullies, cause of what they did you at high school Dean makes flush sound
(Elijah Threatt now begins to crawl into the ring, and covers limply with his right hand over Magic)
Dean: Threatt wants the Intercontinental title shot!
(The ref, comes around, and slowly counts the pin)
Will: He isn’t even the wight man!
ONE…….
Dean: so he’ll, count for Threatt, and not for Mirage, I think he’s showing some biasness!
TWO…….
Will: what Wowe doesn’t know who’s the wegaw man is he’s be unconscious!
THREE…….
Will: somehow, someway Magic just got his shoulder up off the canvas how did he do that?
Dean: what? He must have one of those nervous twitches! I get them around women sometimes! Magic gets them around men!
(Elijah looks somewhat pissed off)
Will: what else is going to happen in this match?
(Elijah, picks up Magic the referee still down. Magic hits a lowblow on Elijah and picks Elijah up and hits an outsiders edge)
Will: Mockery by Magic, that’s Thweatts finisher he cawws it Code Wed!
Dean: and unfortunately Elijah will be red with embarrassment after that move!
(Magic makes the cover, and the referee again slowly counts)
ONE….
Will: typicaw Magic’s going to win with the aid of a wowbwow!
TWO….
Dean: I agree, I hate Magic anyway! Forsakenly boring!
THREE…..
Will: Magic wins this hard fought battle!
(ding ding ding)
Dean: dag nabbit!
Will: what?
Dean: nevermind! Anyway Magic will have to go and wash himself down now! He, and Wales are a bloody mess, and no one has pinned Magic, so there is nobody in this match who has earned themselves a Intercontinental title shot!
Will: anyway on with the show!
Dean: Yes and now we have even more footage from Eric “C2” Montair
-------- Promo ----------
The camera fades into the familiar place where the “Brutal Games” interviews have been taking place. There are a lot less applicants then there were previously, as the camera moves towards the office. Suddenly a body is thrown through the window next to the door, the glass completely shatters and is sent in all directions. The man groggily gets to his feet rubbing his head…
“ That’s right get the fuck out of here! Worthless, all of you! Serena send in the next app…”
Serena gets to her feet and is about to call out the next applicant when suddenly all but five of the app’s run and leave the room in terror… The overwhelmed secretary just points at one of the apps and calls him in. He walks in through the door to the awaiting Eric Montair. Eric waves him to a seat as he makes his way to sitting atop his own desk.
“ Alright, I don’t know
your name and I don’t really fuckin’ care, I’m going to cut right to the chase.
What are you doing here? Why do you deserve to be in these brutal games, why do
you want to play? ”
“ I am a team player sir.
I want to help make this place better then is imaginable. I have a lot of
spunk, and I’m the go-gettem’ kind of guy, I just want to make things go as
smooth as they possibly can! ”
“ Well that was a lot
pussier of a response then I had expected… What’s your name?”
“ Devon Whalsh”
“ I don’t see you name on
the list… Wait, oh my fucking lord oyu idiot these application is for the
intern job…”
“ That’s what I’m applying
for obviously.”
Eric gets to his feet and walks behind the young Devon Walsh. He rests his hands on his shoulders as if to congratulate him, but as soon as the wanna be intern gets to his feet he is forced back down.
“ Yea, I think that’s about it right there… ”
C2’s emotionless stare changes into a sadistic grin. He hits Devon in the back of his head and starts beating away on him. The young lad tries protecting his face but soon it is engulfe din a mask of crimson… C2 rises to his feet knuckles clenched tightly. Serena opens the dor and tells him that an applicant insists on seeing him.
“ Tell him if he’s in need
for a beating to go right ahead into his office.”
“ He says that’s fine with
him.”
“ What’s the lamb’s name?”
A figure walks through the door long greasy black hair hanging over his eyes, wearing a black leather jacket and torn jeans.
“ I am… Tragedy”
Eric tells him to take a seat…Tragedy picks up the knocked over chair and places it on top the still lying corpse of Devon Walsh. Eric grins lifts his blood covered hand towards him, they shake and Eric even lets out a little bit of a laugh…
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Will: what the heww was
that? I’m a tragedy! Huh?
Dean: who cares “C2” is
the man!
Will: he just beat up hat
poor man for no reason at aww!
Dean: exactly why he’s so
great!
Will: That’s disgusting,
what howwible actions, and to think that he’ww be teaming up with “Smooth
Opewator” on TNC!
Dean: what has Mr Montair
done to deserve such a pathetic opponent? The other side is Pimp teaming with
Rebellion! I like three out of the four men on the TNC main event pitty that C2
will end up loosing due to the fact that he has to team with Smooth Legs”
Will: it should be an
honour to team with Smooth!
Dean: an honour to team
with a joke? What are you on?
Will: well anyway I hear
we’re going backstage for yet another promo!
Dean: who with now?
Will: “The Anti-bullying”
Policy Diamond Sledge!
Dean: ah geesh! I guess I
can take a nap now!
--------- Promo --------
(“Smells Like Teen Spirit”
by Nirvana plays on a little Radio. The camera pulls out to find Diamond Sledge
jumping up and down frantically as the song plays, he suddenly stops when he
realizes that the camera is rolling)
Diamond: oh….. um! Hi
everyone out there in T.V land it’s me Diamond Sledge! Over the past few weeks
I have been called names, and beaten up by the bullies known as Pride!
Diamond: but It seems like
I am no the only one, who has been being bullied by this gang of “New Guards”
wanting to make a quick rise to the very top of the business, and to the very
top in GZW! That I do not blame them for, we are all here to try and become the
best in the business! However there is a way to do this, and a way not to do
this, the way to do it is to keep to the rules, and prove that you should be up
there. The way not to do it is by breaking the rules, having no morals, and no
consideration for anyone else’s feelings. That’s the way Pride intend to make
it to the top in GZW, and I’m here to tell them that is not the way to get to
the top. If that’s the way us Wrestlers that young children look up to act,
then that’ll be the way that the kids start to act, and that’s not how we want
the children to behave. Pride your just a bunch of bullies, and by getting the
T.V time you get, are not just bullying the GZW around, but the viewers, by
giving the youth of the world someone to look up to, and cause you do this it
makes them think that it’s therefore okay to do that!
It isn’t okay to do that
at all, so we need to stick up for each other, I have been trying to tell
people this for the past few weeks, but seemed to fall on deaf ears. Now Chris
Sharp has realized that he could do with help, after all he is another victim
of being bullied by Pride, and perhaps more emotionally for him his own son! I
don’t agree with that at all, and Chris I want you to know that I’m with you in
a fight against the bullies that are Pride. Smooth, and Rex are not the only
ones, I through my name into the names of those who are going to fight against
Pride! The “Anti-bullying Policy” will not let Pride go unpunished for the
actions they have already taken!
(scene fades to black)
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Will: There is some nice
words fwom Diamond Swedge! Fighting the buwwies, now that’s the spirit we need
around here!
Dean: the only spirit
that’s needed around here are the alcoholic Spirits!
Will: anyway I think that
it’s nice that we have some peopwe around here to fight against the buwwies
that are Pwide!
Dean: that’s not true
though, no matter what you do there’ll always be bullies, that dominate this
world, so remember that kids next time your getting bullied, that they are the
strong and you are the weak so you might as well give up there and then!
Will: No that’s mean! Kids
don’t take any notice of Dean, he’s just a buwwy himself, and you shouwd fight
for what is wight and justice!
Dean: yea whatever! Who
are people going to believe the commentating legend that is me, or a man with a
speech impediment?
Will: shut the heww up
Dean! I wouldn’t stand for it if you wasn’t my bwoadcast cowweague, and I couwd
get sacked! Anyway fans onto more twavesty!
Dean: yes, next up we will
see the man formerly known as Big Country the “Real Deal” Jimmy Williams
absolutely wiping the floor with Battlecry!
********* Insert “Real Deal” Jimmy Williams Vs
Battlecry ********
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Dean: back to me my
homies!
Will: what the heww is
wong with you?
Dean: Wong hehe who do you
think you are? Albert Wuchie!
Will: anyway after that,
it has come down to the time for our main event!
Dean: yea, Desecrator
get’s a T.V title shot, now who’s playing favourites in the backstage area? I
guess Kombat’s relation to Kandi has something to do with his fellow Roccwylder
getting a T.V title shot!
Will: and I’m sure
Desecwator wouwd rather not be granted things wike that, nor do I think Kombat,
would do anything of such nature to be bias towards anyone, I think Desecrator
has proved himsewf a worthy contender for a T.V titwe shot!
Dean: what planety are you
you on? And please don’t say Planet Stasiak!
Will: anyway on with the
main event!
MAXX PAIN VS
JAMES DESECRATOR TANNER. TV TITLE
Dave : What a night it has been. Its time now however to headline it. To turn the page. To write the final chapter of tonights Travesty. Ladies & Gentlemen , James Tanner to take on Maxx Pain.
Gabe : Fuck Pain & Tanner. Im waiting for Nicole & Claire to head out damn it !!! Why the hell are they making me wait ?
Gabe doesn’t have to wait much longer as The lights go yellow and its been a while kicks in. Out walks Nicole to many of the crowd whistling. She smirks and moves forward a bit, She has on a black blouse and black jeans with black boots and tall heel boots. She points towards the entrance ramp where James Desecrator Tanner walks out to a neutral pop. He has on black wrestling tights with “Desecrator” written on each leg. He has on a Tshirt with white glow background and James “Desecrator” Tanner written. ( think the banner he has.) His boots are black and his bald head is clearly visible as he slides into the ring as his valet starts clapping & cheering him on. His music is cut as a red pyro flys and Stupify by Disturbed plays over the loudspeaker. Maxx Pain walks out with his hair over his eyes and his hands taped. He has on leather pants and black boots with black laces. His Telivision belt on his waist and with him his girlfriend Claire. She has on a mini skirt and a blue blouse. The blouse says “Prides attraction”. Maxx walks inside the ring and both men look at eachother in the eyes real close. Maxx gives James the middle finger and James in reply kicks Maxx hard in the stomach and then quickly ddts him and starts to stomp vigorously. Maxx However jumps right back as if he hasn’t felt any pain at all. Desecrator looks at him amazed as more Pain in the ass chants are heard. Maxx Pushes Tanner into the turnbuckle with such impact that he even bounces back with a thud as Maxx lifts him up and gives him a powerslam into the mat. He then pins.
1
2
Dave : Tanner Kicks out.
Gabe : Oh well.
Maxx gets into the refs face and starts arguing with him but the ref cuts him no slack as Maxx gets back to Tanner and picks him up. He then steadys Tanner along with the turnbuckle and hits a running big boot into Tanners face who collapses in pain.
Gabe : This match is comin out better than I expected baby !!!!
Maxx Pain wastes no time and just grabs tanner by the hair and picks him up. He then kicks him in the stomach and lifts James up onto his shoulders and just when he gets ready to hit the powerbomb Tanner reverses it into a tornado DDT.
Dave : Whoohooo baby !!!!! Lets see some Tanner Power !!!!
Gabe : Tanner Power ??????
Tanner then looking tired gets onto the middle rope and hits a high elbow drop. He then pins.
1
2
kickout
Tanner starts stomping and then jumps onto the middle rope and hits a lionsault and pins.
1
2
kickout.
Desecrator looks overly disappointed as outside Nicole and Claire are going at it. Claire spears Nicole and starts slapping but Nicole rolls her over and starts the offense from her side aswell. Another Official runs out and separates them.
Gabe : Crap !!!! I swear I thought Nicole was gonna rip Claires shirt off !!!!
Dave : AWW SHUT UP !!!!!!
Tanner meanwhile gets onto the top rope and trys for the Bright Night but Maxx moves out of the way. Tanner comes crashing down and scrambles in pain. Maxx Pain gets up and locks in the pain game. Tanner comes very near to tapping and screams but somehow reaches the ropes and puts his wrist over them and sighs in relief but this look quickly ends as Maxx doesn’t release and the ref starts warning him. Claire gets onto the apron and distracts The Ref while Maxx keeps the pain game locked in but from behind Nicole jumps up and gives Claire a bit of a reverse neckbreaker ( however really weak ) As she comes flying down. The ref looks back as Maxx quickly releases Tanner.
Dave : That was foulplay.
Gabe : That was what the doctor ordered now shut up !!!!
Maxx Lifts Tanner up and gets ready for the Operation Pain and hits 1 and 2 and when on the 3rd when a tired and hurt Desecrator trys to slide out but Maxx Pain in anger hits another one and another one. He then hits the last one with such velocity that James Desecrator Tanner stops moving altogether. He then picks Tanner up and puts him on the turnbuckle. He then gets up and on top and trys for a superplex but Tanner pushes him forward. Maxx comes crashing down and instantly hit with the bright nights.
Dave : Bright Nights !!!! Bright Nights !!!
Tanner then hooks Maxx’ legs as the ref gets to count.
1
2
3
Gabe : NO !!!!! IT’S A KICK OUT !!!!!
Tanner kicks the ground in fury and then locks on the end of days.
Dave : Im sure Maxx cant take the end of days. Is it going to be the end of Maxx Pain ? Keep watchin to find out.
Maxx Pain seems hurt and screaming and he cant seem to reach the ropes. He almost taps but James falls down himself because of not being able to keep himself stable with the pressure. Desecrator however takes no time to retaliate and jumps right back up. He then waits for Maxx Pain to get up and when he does goes for a spear knocking Maxx on one knee. He then trys again dropping Maxx down.
Dave : Its moments like this I love. When people make an Effort !!!!
Gabe : I hate it when you go all corny like that Davey.
Desecrator then starts pounding on Maxx Pain. He then gets on the top rope and almost jumps but Maxx retaliates and jerks the ropes as Tanner comes crashing down. Maxx Pain then gets up and picks Tanner up and gives him a chokeslam right into the mat with huge power.
Gabe : Chokeslam !!! Chokeslam !!!
Maxx Pain then gets on the top rope and waits for Tanner to get up and when he does Pain goes for a flying clothesline but Tanner just dunks Pain into the mat by jumping up and pushing his back into it. He then struggles a bit and picks Maxx up and with huge difficulty gives him the Dark Days maneuver.
Dave : DARK DAYS !!!! IT SHOULD BE OVER !!! SURELY !!!!
Dave : 1 , 2 kickout !!!!
Gabe : Kickout Baby Kickout !!!!
Dave : one has to give Pain credit. He can damn well put on a good show !!!!
Tanner also hits the Black Hole move and pins again.
1
2
3
Kickout. JUST IN TIME ! ! ! ! !
Dave : Another Kickout. Maxx Pain not letting The Desecrator get the upper hand here.
He then signals for the end and gets Maxx Pain up kicks him in the gut. He then lifts him up for the powerbomb and then drops into a low face buster.
Dave : FIFTH DIMENSION !!! ITS OVER !!! NO WAY MAXX CAN KICK OUT !!!!
James Desecrator Tanner however doesn’t stop. He pulls Maxx Pain up again and repeats the previous bit by hitting another fifth dimension.
Dave : OH MY GOD !!!!!
Gabe : Ring the bell Ref !!!! This is capital offense.
Meanwhile outside Claire kicks Nicole in the stomach and then throws her over the barrier with a thud. She then gets a glance at the ref counting inside the ring and pulls him out with his feet breaking the count. They then start arguing as James holds his hands up in amazement.
Dave: OH SWEET JEBUS !!!!
As soon as he spins around he gets a a running boot into his face. Maxx Pain whos hair is untidy and his face pale walks forward and lifts Tanner up. He then hits his Career Ender maneuver.
Gabe : YES !!! YES !!! ITS OVER !!!!
Dave : SWEET , SWEET JESUS !!!!
Maxx Pain hooks up Desecrators legs as the angry ref slides back into the ring and starts the count.
1
2
3
ding ding ding.
Dave : NO !!! NO DAMN IT !!!!
Gabe : Pain retains.
Maxx Pain slides out and runs towards the announcing tables and pulls the title from behind the time keeper and holds it up staggering. His girlfriend Claire & him make out once and then walk out as Stupify plays. Maxx is in a hurry to run out. They both get into his limo and drive off. Desecrator is then left alone in the ring. He then limps up. After realizing what just happened he starts screaming and swearing in the ring.
Dave : He didn’t deserve it !!!
Gabe : Maxx Won that was all my interest in that match.
Dave : Well. We will see you next week. Goodbye from the Triple U Crew.
*FADE TO BLACK*
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Dean: and I could have
told you that! Maxx Pain retains!, and wins the match without interfereance
from pride!
Will: I suppose Cwaire
doesn’t count!
Dean: I have no idea what
you mean!, because at the end of the day Maxx is still the T.V champion whether
you or anyone else likes it or not!
Will: unfortunatewy that
is twue!
Dean: damn straight I’m
never wrong, and that’s why they call me the “Multi-talented one” as I’m great
at everyting I do!
Will: don’t do much then
do you?
Dean: what was that?
Will:, anyway fans I hope
you have enjoyed this weeks edition of Fwiday Night Twavesty, and wiww join us
once again next week right here!
Dean: Boyakasha!
Will: huh?
(the credits of Friday night
travesty appear on the bottom of the screen, as Friday night Travesty goes off
the air)