Friday Night Travesty

Friday Night Travesty

Friday Night Travesty kicks off with a bang as explosions and pyros blast at the entranceway. The fans cheer like crazy, holding their signs and drinking beer. The camera gets a shot of a fans sign stating “T-Rex is now dressing like a jobber!”

Albert Wuchie: Welcome one and all to GZW’s FNT!

Jessica Wuchie: We have a slammed packed show for ya’ll tonight!

Albert: Not to mention wedding after show! I ring bearer!

Jessica: How many times are you going to say that? Forget it! Best wishes to Magic and Steph tonight! Can’t wait to get there!

Albert: Let get on with show. First match will be Hades and Dice. These two no like each other. I hope Hades kicks some gambling butt!

Jessica: Well, enough talking, lets get it started!

-------------------- “Money Maker” Dice Morgan vs Hades ------------------

Will: Hewwo and wecome to the first match of this week’s Fwiday Night Twavesty!

Dean: Yea, hello everybody, and welcome to MY show. But what a disgusting act this week being booked on the first match I am the Main Event commentator By the way who is commentating on the main event this week?

Will: I do bewieve it’s the Wuchies!

Dean: Why the hell them? They have only been commentating together not so long, so why the hell are they Main Event! We all know it should be me, but I Guess it does beat having Siu Ann, and Jackie main eventing! Now that would really bite!

Will: Anyway we have one half of the Fiwings Hades, taking on the “Money Maker” Dice Mowgan!

Dean: This is a walk in the park for Dice! This is just a disgrace to be facing such a jobber! Hell he isn’t even a singles wrestler!

Will: Weww Hades came into this business of wrestwing in singwes competition and held the Wight-Heavyweight titwe, so he knows what he is doing in singwes competition and is NO push over!

Dean: We’ll see Will!, But he should have some singles rust I suppose, and hell what was this I have been hearing about Aqua being pregnant?… how cruel, imagine all those names that that kid will get called in the school playground if he remotely looks like either of them two!

Will: I think it’s nice that they’re having a baby!

Dean: well I could be a BIG distraction in Hades’s career, as he’ll be being kept up by constant crying from a baby, as well as trying to wrestle. It’s plain to see that he’s BAD now but he’ll be even worse when that happens!

(“Must be the Money” by Deion Sanders begins to play on the PA system as the seven footer makes his way down the ring, met by a mixed reaction, but mainly cheers from the crowd)

Will: I don’t think the fans have had time to quite make up there minds on whether they wike or diswike Dice!

Dean: Me neither but he’s the man in this match!

(“In Too Deep” by Sum 41 begins to lay on the PA system, and Hades comes out and is met by a face pop from the crowd, and makes his way to the ring, with a Big grin on his face)

Dean: I hate Hades! I hate his DAMN theme music, I hate his mingling wife Aqua, I hate the Smurf children’s program. I hate his brother, I didn’t used to hate his father when he was in Chaos Theory with Sincere but I hate him now too.

Will: One thing though Hades is a heww of a competitor that awways gives his aww and has potentiaw to fowwow in his bwothers footsteps!

Dean: It’s not hard to do that though!

(Referee Brownlow calls for the bell, to begin the match, as the two begin a stare down)

Will: Both of these two seemed to think that they could win this match duwing the week, so I think this makes for a good match!

(The bell rings and the two lunge at each other, Hades gets the early advantage taking Dice into a Headlock, But Dice break free pushing Hades into the ropes. Hades bounces off, and dice hits a kick in the mid section, but Hades counters and sends Maxx’s brother over by whipping his leg from underneath his body)

Will: Hades getting the early advantage!

(Both men are quickly up to their feet but Hades is the one who hits a standing dropkick sending Dice back down to the mat once again. Dice again is back up to his feet, and Hades follows up with another dropkick that knocks Dice back and over the top rope, but Dice lands on his feet (a la Taker))

Will: Hades buiwding on this earwy momentum now!

Dean: yea but Dice landed on his feet, and is ready to let rip on Hades now!

(Hades bounces off the ropes, and hits Dice with a baseball slide that sends him reeling into Will and Deans commentary table)

Dean: Hey watch it, there not the same price as Hades’s wife

Will: what’s that supposed to mean?

Dean: you don’t get them free!

(Hades climbs the top turnbuckle, and looks to knock Dice down with a cross body, but manages to catch him, and sends him into the steal turnbuckle back first, and the fans seemingly cringe upon impact!)

Will: That’s got to have huwt!

Dean: ahahaha yea!

(Dice looks down at the Blue colour lover, and picks him up by his hair. Dice picks him up, and sets him up between his legs)

Will: Dice wooking to powerbomb Hades here!

Dean: yea, punish his back!

(Dice picks up Hades into the Powerbomb position. But Hades fights back by firing punch after punch to the Head of Dice, who then releases Hades. Hades attempts a DDT, but Dice counters the down swinging momentum of Hades into an atomic drop, and Hades grabs his crotch and rolls around on the outside of the ring)

Dean: Hades maybe having one baby, but after that he will be firing blanks from now often. Kinda ironic that his tag-team is the firings now isn’t it?

Will: I guess you wike knowing about the gory details of other men’s sex lives now do you Dean?

(Dice picks up Hades and rolls him into the ring. Dice gets up onto the ring apron and begins to taunt the crowd say “Who’s the man?”. As he continues taunting the crowd Hades bounces off the far ropes, and hits Dice with a running knee to the back of Hades)

Will: Dice took his eye of the baww, and wook what happened!

Dean: Don’t worry Dice will be back winning any time soon; after all it is ONLY Hades!

(Dice collides with the security rail on the outside, meanwhile referee Brownlow holds back Hades from going to the outside as the ref begins to execute a count out on the brother of Maxx Pain)

Will: Nice show of spowtsmanship fwom Hades their he couwd have gone on the outside and taken the fight to Dice!

Dean: yea while the man’s down…. I would have if I was him…… proves just how daft Hades actually is!

(Dice gets up looking rather frustrated that Hades just got the better of him. Dice rolls into the ring stopping the refs count at four. Dice runs at Hades, but Hades takes him down with a Big boot. Hades then goes to the ropes, bounces off and attempts to hit an elbow. Dice moves, and Hades’s elbow collides with the mat)

Dean: hahahaha I guess Hades doesn’t have great judgement! He didn’t judge well then, and judging by his wife his taste judgement leaves a hell of a lot to be desired!

(Both men get simultaneously up to their feet. Dice gets the first blow in though and knocks Hades down with a fore arm to the head of Hades, that knocks the Blue man down to the apron)

Will: Momentum seems to be swinging the way of Dice now!

Dean: how it should be!

(Dice picks up Hades with a hand full of hair, and picks Hades up high above his head in a military press position. Dice does two military presses showing his strength while Hades his high up in the air. Hades wriggles free, and flips himself out of the hold and lands on his feet. Hades goes to the ropes, and nails the “money Maker” down with a running jumping clothesline)

Will: Dice taking too wong there to execute a move!

Dean: Hades father Dameon may like the colour red but if Dice looses this match then his face will be red with embarrassment!

(Hades is quickly up to his feet, and then picks up Dice to his feet, and whips him into the ropes. Dice bounces off the ropes, and Hades hits…….)

Will: Cwash n Burn Spinebuster!

(Hades looks down at Dice, and makes a cover)

ONE…….

Dean: one of his special name maneuvers is a spinebuster? Hehehe next he’ll be re-naming a forearm!

TWO…..

Will: This couwd be aww for Dice!

THREE……

Will: but NO the ref saw Dice roww his shouwder up at the vewy wast second!

Dean: Well you aint guna beat Dice with a spinebuster no matter how devastating it wooks!

(Hades again back up to his feet pick up Dice, and picks Dice up and drops him down with a vertical suplex)

Will: gweat stwength there from Hades as he vertically suplexs a three hundred and thirty pound man!

Dean: whup de doo!

(Hades looking to finish off Dice, picks him up into a powerbomb position. Dice high on Hades’s shoulders manoeuvres his leg so both are on side of his head. Dice hits one BIG right to the head of Hades that rocks Hades, and knocks him falling backwards. Dice falls forwards to him and hooks Hades head, just before he lands on his feet, and then counters the move into a …..)

Will: SNAKE EYES….. (Eye of the hurricane)

(Dice makes the cover on Hades)

ONE…….

Dean: that’s it Hades can caww it a day!

TWO……

Will: could Hades possibly get out of this one?

THREE…….

(Ding Ding)

Dean: No he can’t and Dice has won!

Will: what a gweat match on this week’s FNT!

Dean: That’s aww we have time for though we should be back next week though on FNT once again!

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**Number One Contender’s Match for LH Title**

**Desecrator vs. Jake McKinnon**

[“The lights in the arena fade out as “It’s Been Awhile” by Staind kicks in. The crowd cheers loudly for the site of Desecrator and his girlfriend Nicole. The two walk down the aisle side by side giving the fans low and high fives. Des slides into the ring and pulls on the top rope to loosen up.]

Billy: What a suck up. This guy is a loser.

Jennifer: Just shut up Billy.

[Jake McKinnon’s music kicks in as he makes his way down the ramp to a mixed reaction from the crowd. He slides into the ring and goes directly for Desecrator nailing him with a spear which he follows up quickly with a pin attempt.]

Billy: Now there’s a real man.

One

Two

[Desecrator kicks out to the dislike of Jake. Jake applies a rear chin lock and applies severe pressure as Des tries to escape. Des stands up and reaches back to grab the back of Jake’s head before dropping down and drilling Jake with a stunner. Des makes the cover and the ref slides into position.]

One

Two

Two and ¾

Billy: Jake got the shoulder up. It’s gonna take more than a sorry ass move like that to keep him down.

Jennifer: Shut up Billy.

Billy: Repeating yourself are we?

[Des lifts Jake to his feet and shoots him into the corner. He charges in but Jake kicks him in the mouth stopping him in his tracks. Jake fires out of the corner and nails Des with a powerful closeline that knocks Des down to the mat with force.]

Jennifer: What a closeline by Jake.

Billy: Only the best from Jake.

[Jake mounts the downed Des and pounds away on his forehead with massive right hands. Nicole pounds on the outside of the ring trying to rally her boyfriend. Jake gets off Des and charges the ropes causing Nicole to move away from the ropes as he kicks at her.]

Jennifer: What an evil man. He’s trying to hurt a female.

Billy: Well Nicole is a major hotty. What does she see in that James character?

Jennifer: He’s a sweet guy.

Billy: Whatever.

[Jake turns around and goes back to attack Des but he is back to his feet and nailing Jake with right hands that knock him up against the ropes as he tries to defend himself. Des steps back a few paces and charges in nailing Jake with a closeline that sends both men over the top rope to the outside with a thud.]

Jennifer: Nice move by Desecrator.

Billy: It was a just a closeline. Big deal.

[The ref starts the ten count as Des gets back to his feet and rolls Jake back into the ring. Desecrator leaps up onto the apron and waits for Jake to get to his feet. Jake stumbles to his feet and slowly turns around only to see Des leap up onto the top rope and leap off nailing him with a diving hurricanranna into a pin.]

One

Two

Thre

Jennifer: What a move that was.

Billy: I can do that with my eyes closed.

[Des begs the ref to tell him otherwise but he just shakes it off and tells Des to get the match going again.]

Billy: Look at him. Desecrator is trying to bribe the ref.

Jennifer: He just thinks that it was to close to call.

Billy: So he’s asking for a handout then.

[Des runs to the turnbuckle and scales it with ease. He waits for Jake to stand up before he moves. Jake stumbles to his feet and turns around. Desecrator leaps off looking for a flying spear but Jake hooks his head on the way down driving Des into the ground with a massive ddt.]

Billy: Holy crap. What a move by Jake. Now that’s a move.

Jennifer: That was very impressive.

[Jake crawls over and makes the cover but doesn’t hook the leg.]

One

Two

Three!

Jennifer: Desecrator rolled the shoulder!

Billy: What the hell! That was a slow count.

[Jake stands up and yells at the ref that it was three. The ref disagrees but Jake refuses to take it and pushes the ref up against the ropes. Des gets to his feet and charges at the back of Jake but he side steps it causing Des to nail the ref knocking him over the top rope.]

Billy: Desecrator just hit the ref. Disqualify him.

Jennifer: It was an accident Billy and you know it.

Billy: I don’t know nothing.

Jennifer: I believe that.

[Des turns around as Jake goes to kick him in the midsection but he catches his leg and spins him around. On the return Des kicks Jake in the midsection and lifts him up into a powerbomb position. He spins around and nails him with a spinning powerbomb into a Facebuster.]

Jennifer: “Fifth Dimension!” That’s it.

Billy: Anybody can kick out of that move.

[Des makes the cover but nobody is there to make the count. Suddenly El Gambit comes running through the crowd holding the LH Title. He climbs the top rope and leaps off nailing Des in the back of the head with the title. He pulls Jake on top of Des before sliding out of the ring and rolling the ref back into the ring who begins to make the slow count.]

One

Jennifer: Oh come on ref!

Two

Billy: I told you that Jake was the better man.

Three!

[The ref calls for the bell as El Gambit slides back into the ring and pounds away on the downed Desecrator. Nicole pounds on the mat and yells at Gambit to stop but he doesn’t listen and continues his assault on Des. Jake gets back to his feet and joins in by stomping away on Desecrator.]

Jennifer: This is not right.

Billy: El Gambit is just showing Desecrator that it was never his division.

[The two men lift Des to his feet and whip him into the ropes nailing him with a double closeline on his return. Gambit slides out of the ring and grabs a steel chair out from under the timekeeper and throws it into the ring. He slides in and sets it up below the corner ropes. Gambit lifts Des up and seats him on the top rope. Gambit climbs up after him and sets him up for a piledriver.]

Jennifer: You’ll kill him! Don’t do it Gambit.

Billy: Knock that guy out of business. Show him whose division this is.

[Suddenly “Welcome 2 Atlanta” by Jermaine Dupri and Ludacris kicks in as Kombat storms down the ramp to a huge face pop.]

Jennifer: It’s Kombat! We haven’t seen him since he lost to El Gambit.

Billy: Who cares who he is. He’s still a loser.

[He slides into the ring and heads straight for Jake close lining him over the top rope to the floor. Gambit turns around and prepares to leap off but Kombat scales the ropes with great ease and nails a hurricanranna to Gambit laying him out in the middle of the ring. Desecrator regains his composure and stands up on the top rope. He looks to the crowd and smiles before he leaps off and nails a big swanton bomb to the chest of Gambit.]

Jennifer: “Bright Nights” to El Gambit. It looks like the south is sticking together here tonight in the form of Kombat and Desecrator.

Billy: Who cares. Jake won the match and El Gambit beat the hell outta that jobber Desecrator.

[Desecrator and Kombat lift Gambit to his feet and throw him over the top rope to the floor as the crowd cheers loudly.]

Jennifer: The Atlanta natives are standing tall here tonight.

Billy: Boring!

[El Gambit and Jake back track up the ramp as the show cuts to commercial]

~~~ 6 Man Elimination Match ~~~

Sho Murakame, Pitfighter & Diamond Sledge

~~~ V ~~~

Eclipse, Novacaine & Chains

Siu Ann Wong:

“Hello Travesty fans! Siu Ann Wong here with Jackie Lee for your next match!”

Jackie:

“And boy it’s gonna be big! Eclipse, Novacaine and Chains get a chance for revenge against the people who attacked them last week! Conichuwa, by the way!”

Siu Ann:

“Jackie, I beg you: PLEASE get a new catchphrase!”

‘Click, Click, Boom’ by Saliva hits the PA and out comes Chains. Heading to the ring, the fans reaction is mixed.

Siu Ann:

“This young man has a lot of talent: I can’t believe he’s only 22! But his current feud with GoldenEye has earned him few fans.”

Jackie:

“I love his finisher! It’s SO brutal!”

As Chains starts warming up, ‘Youth of the Nation’ by P.O.D plays to which the fans don’t react to… until they see it’s Novacaine’s new music and they boo! Novacaine comes onto the zerotron, and the mask almost seems to mock the fans.

Siu Ann:

“Novacaine seems to change his entrance music every week… and that mask freaks me!”

Jackie:

“Isn’t it obvious? He changes it because no tune is good enough for him twice… and the mask is SUPPOSED to scare you!”

With Novacaine and Chains in the ring, looking at one another suspiciously, ‘Crawling In the Dark’ by Hoobastank hits the PA. Out comes Eclipse accompanied by a briefcase wielding Seth Richards. Goading the fans as they boo, the two members of WMCB head to the ring.

Siu Ann:

“It’s a shame that someone like Eclipse feels that they have to associate with someone like Seth Richards to get on in this business. He should have waited for glory instead of trying to force it!”

Jackie:

“You do talk rubbish sometimes Siu Ann!”

Siu Ann:

“Hey!”

With the first team completed and in the ring, “Funky Cold Medina” by Tone Loc starts to play, and the crowd cheer wildly. Diamond appears on the zerotron, and the three in the ring goad him to come forward.

Siu Ann:

“Here’s Diamond Sledge! I don’t recommend he hit the ring without his partners though! The three in the ring look ready to maul him!”

Jackie:

“He’s just chicken!”

As Diamond stands there, Pitfighter’s music hits the PA to another cheer from the crowd. Pit comes out, and hits fists with Diamond to the joy of the crowd.

Siu Ann:

“Pitfighter showing his solidarity and camaraderie with his partner Diamond Sledge!”

Jackie:

“Nah! He’s just as chicken as that idiot homeless guy!”

Siu Ann:

“He has a home now!”

Jackie:

“He’ll always be homeless in my eyes!”

With Pitfighter and Diamond on the zerotron, “Things I’ve Seen.” By Spooks hits the PA and the crowd erupt!

Jackie:

“I hate this guy!”

Siu Ann:

“Sho Murakame is one of the greats of our sport… and here he comes!”

Sho comes running from the back, taps both Pit and Diamond and charges towards the ring. Pit and Diamond follow, and they all slide under the ropes as the other three high tail it out of the ring!

Siu Ann:

“Look who’s chicken now!”

Jackie:

“No way! It’s just tactics!”

As Sho, Pit and Diamond hold up their arms to a cheap pop from the crowd, the ref encourages one of the three wrestlers outside the ring to get in. The camera meanwhile, cuts to a shot of Mrs. M sat at ringside clutching a handbag.

Jackie:

“What’s SHE doing here! Old hag!”

Siu Ann:

“She’ll kick your ass if she hears you say that. I’m guessing that as her restaurant isn’t open at the moment due to vandalism that she decided to come and see her son wrestle!”

Jackie:

“They shouldn’t let old people into the arena!”

Sho and Pit leave the ring, and Diamond stays as the legal man. Eclipse steadfastly refuses to get in, so it’s Chains who starts up for their team. After a collar and elbow tie up, Chains locks on a headlock. Bouncing him off the ropes, Diamond counters and sends Chains running. On his way back, he is greeted with a flying cross body block. Both men get up quickly, but Chains looks frustrated.

Siu Ann:

“Nice start for Diamond!”

The two men circle each other once more, and as Diamond goes for a collar and elbow tie up, Chains boots him in the gut.

Jackie (mocking voice):

“Nice start for Diamond!”

Quickly capitalising on the kick, Chains pulls the Peacekeeper up for a crisp snap suplex. Getting up quickly, Diamond charges into an armdrag from Chains. Getting up again, Diamond is caught in a drop toehold by Chains. As Diamond gets up this time, Chains runs and hits a bulldog!

Siu Ann:

“Early advantage to Chains; Diamond in trouble!”

Jackie:

“Bloody hell! The girl can actually see something and then describe it!”

Siu Ann:

“Shut up Jackie!”

Yanking up Diamond, Chains Irish whips him into a neutral corner. Running and jumping, he hits a flying body splash into the corner!

Siu Ann:

“Owy, owy, ow! A Chained Splash by Chains!”

Jackie:

“No, a flying body splash into the corner by Chains!”

Seeing that Diamond is in trouble, Eclipse shouts and begs to Chains to tag him into the match. Meanwhile, Diamond staggers out of the corner and falls flat onto his face (a la Billy Gunn). Chains shrugs, and tags in the WMCB member. Chains holds up Diamond’s arm, and Eclipse delivers a vicious roundhouse kick to the exposed ribs!

Siu Ann:

“Owy, owy, ow! Diamond is in real trouble! He needs to get a tag to Sho or Pitfighter!”

As Chains exits the ring, Eclipse eagerly pulls up Diamond. Grabbing Diamond around the waist, he throws him high for a belly to belly suplex. Capitalising, he bounces off the ropes and hits a kneedrop to Diamond’s ribs. Pulling him up once more, he Irish whips the battered Diamond to a neutral corner. From there, he charges in and goes for a spear, but…

Siu Ann:

“He missed the spear into the corner! Diamond moved out the way, and he hit the steel ring post! This is Diamond’s chance to make the tag!”

Jackie:

“How could Eclipse make a mistake like that!”

With Eclipse laid on the middle turnbuckle lamenting his hurt shoulder, Diamond slowly drags himself to his corner. Sho and Pitfighter are desperately holding out their arms for the tag, and encouraging him. Diamond is so close, but Eclipse is up! He runs towards Diamond, but to no avail! Diamond tags Pitfighter! Pit makes his presence felt by entering the ring with a springboard dropkick to the chest of Eclipse!

Siu Ann:

“Here we go! A fresh and fired up Pitfighter in the ring!”

Jackie:

“With an unfair advantage over Eclipse who’s been in the ring ages!”

Pitfighter hits a DDT on Eclipse and tags Sho, Sho enters with a springboard elbowdrop onto the prone Eclipse.

Siu Ann:

“Some tag team continuity from Pitfighter and Sho!”

Sho pulls up Eclipse, measures him, and then floors him with a spinning roundhouse kick (think X-Pac). From there, he hoists Eclipse onto his shoulder, and hits a running Powerslam (British Bulldog’s old finisher)!

Siu Ann:

“A running Powerslam from Sho Murakame!”

Jackie:

“HEY! Murakame stole that move from me! I won the first ever HKWF championship match with that move! THEN that punk there’s daddy stole my title AND my finisher off me! Now that punk has the audacity to use it! I aughta get in that ring a beat that boy like he deserves!”

Siu Ann:

“NOW we know why you hate Sho so much Jackie! You resent his father, Masato Anjor!”

Sho immediately tags Pitfighter and signals to the top turnbuckle, he pulls up Eclipse one more time and hooks him up for a vertical suplex. However, after a momentary stall, he twists him and sends him crashing down to the mat onto his back with a falcon arrow!

Siu Ann:

“Falcon Arrow from Sho… wait a second, here comes Pitfighter!”

Jackie:

“That shit Murakame is just like his father! I hope Sincere kicks his arse for him on Manslaughter!”

Sho rolls out the way, and Pitfighter flies off the top rope with a corkscrew moonsault into a legdrop! He hooks the leg!

Siu Ann:

“Goodness gracious! A Pitfighter Deathdrop from Pitfighter! It’s over! What teamwork by Sho Murakame and Pitfighter!”

1…

Chains gets into the ring to stop the account, but Sho is still in the ring, and averts Chains’ attack with a clothesline!

Jackie:

“Hey Murakame is cheating!”

Siu Ann:

“Shut up Jackie!”

2…

3? NO!

Siu Ann:

“Oh no!”

Seth pulls the ref out of the ring, and lays him out with a punch! Pitfighter thinks he’s got the fall and gets up to celebrate… and is met by a superkick to the face by Novacaine! Sho meanwhile, having seen what happened, hits a springboard moonsault to the outside onto Seth!

Siu Ann:

“Goodness gracious! What a move!”

Jackie:

“Seth isn’t a wrestler! How dare Sho Murakame attack him?”

The ring is quickly chaos as Diamond and Novacaine duke it out and Eclipse and Pitfighter are going at it. Chains ascends the top rope, and catches Sho with a clothesline to the back of the head as he leaps outside the ring!

Siu Ann:

“With the ref dazed! This has become utter chaos!”

Jackie:

“I love it! Wait a second, what is Chains doing?”

Chains has the fallen Seth’s metal suitcase, and as Sho slowly gets up, he creams the Fairplay Enforcer with a brutal suitcase shot to the back of the head!

Siu Ann:

“Owy, owy, ow! Did you see what Chains did to Sho?”

Jackie:

“I love it!”

Siu Ann:

“Wait a second! Retro style Mrs. Murakame on it’s way!”

Mrs. M has clambered over the guardrail clutching the ‘loaded’ handbag she used to carry of old. She charges at Chains… who anticipates it, and hip tosses her onto Sho’s prone body!

Siu Ann:

“Nooooooooo!”

Jackie:

“YES!”

In the ring, Novacaine throws Diamond out the ring, and Eclipse throws Pit over the top rope. Chains gets the brick out of Mrs. M’s bag as Eclipse goes to the ref. After Chains rolls the beaten Sho into the ring, Novacaine pulls him up and holds his arms back. Chains measures Sho, brick in hand.

Siu Ann:

“This is a disgrace! Don’t do it!”

Jackie:

“It’s that old hag’s fault for bringing a lethal weapon into the arena!”

Chains cracks Sho around the temple with the brick and he falls to the floor, unconscious. Eclipse revives the ref, and rolls him in the ring. Chains cockily puts a boot on Sho’s chest for the pin.

1…

Siu Ann:

“Disgusting arrogance by Chains! This is academic, Sho is out cold, and his partners are layed outside the ring!”

2…

Jackie:

“I love it!”

DING DING DING!

Jackie:

“Bye Sho! Nice seeing you get the ‘hellfire’ kicked out of you! You remind me of the state that I always left your father in!”

Siu Ann:

“After a disgraceful chain of events, Sho Murakame has been eliminated!”

Chains spits on Sho, and then rolls him out of the ring, Sho lands next to the prone body of Mrs. Murakame.

Siu Ann:

“I’m disgusted with Chains’ attitude! He said he hated Sho Murakame, and goodness gracious, has he proved that tonight!”

Pitfighter gets in the ring, as Diamond tends to Sho and Mrs. M. As the tries to get Eclipse out of the ring, Novacaine and Chains double-team Pitfighter, reigning blow after blow on the man from the Deathpitt. Eventually, Novacaine pulls him up into a piledriver position, and Chains spikes it!

Siu Ann:

“Owy, owy, ow! Spike Piledriver!”

Nova quickly bails as Eclipse leaves the ring finally. The ref turns round to see the cover!

1…

Siu Ann:

“No-one kicks out of a spike piledriver!”

2…

Jackie:

“Especially a punk like Pitfighter!”

DING DING DING!

Diamond looks up to see what’s happened, having finally got Mrs. M and Sho sat up. To his horror, he sees too late the demise of his partner.

Siu Ann:

“Poor Diamond! He has to face Eclipse, Chains, and Novacaine on his own!”

Jackie:

“His own fault for teaming with such losers!”

Before Diamond gets in the ring, the ref makes sure that only one opponent is left there. Begrudgingly Eclipse and Novacaine leave and stand on the apron. As Diamond gets in, Chains steam in with a clothesline, but Diamond ducks. As Chains bounces back, he is met by a huge spear from Diamond! Pumped up, Diamond pulls up Chains, and immediately drops him back down with a…

Siu Ann:

“Diamonds Are Forever! Diamond just hit the Diamonds are Forever (Final Cut)!”

Diamond goes straight for the pin.

1…

But Novacaine and Eclipse are in, and both lay the boot into Diamond.

Siu Ann:

“How will Diamond ever get a fall against three men?”

Jackie:

“Simple answer Siu Ann, he won’t! And he’ll get a hell of a beating trying to do it too!”

Nova and Eclipse send Diamond to the ropes with an Irish whip. They lower their heads for a double back body drop, but Diamond anticipates it, and drops them both with a DDT at the same time!

Siu Ann:

“Goodness gracious! Look at Diamond go!”

Immediately, Diamond is back on Chains, he hoists him up, kicks him in the gut, and nails a…

Siu Ann:

“Stunner! Diamond hits a stunner on Chains!”

Diamond gets a quick pin, hooking the leg.

1…

Siu Ann:

“A stunner on Chains, and Novacaine and Eclipse are down!”

2…

Jackie:

“I don’t believe it!”

Nova is up!

DING DING DING!

Novacaine breaks the pin just after the ref’s hand goes down for three! Diamond gets a pinfall, but pays dearly as Nova yanks him up from behind and drills him into the mat with a reverse hurancanrana!

Siu Ann:

“Owy, owy, ow! Novacaine calls that ‘Chaos ridden’! What a vicious, career shortening move! This one has to be over!”

Jackie:

“It’s funny, I could have sworn that that move was called a reverse hurancanrana!”

Nova with the cover, but the ref is preoccupied removing Eclipse from the ring! It is five seconds or so, before he finally, he turns around to see the pin…

1…

Kickout!

Jackie:

“HEY! If that incompetent ref had counted when he was supposed to, this would have been over!”

Nova gets up and starts pushing the ref and he lands on his arse! Novacaine laughs and raises his fist! When the ref flinches, he laughs even more! The ref looks very angry.

Siu Ann:

“How dare Novacaine taunt the ref! He was just doing his job!”

Suddenly, from behind Diamond schoolboy pins Nova, and the ref leaps to action.

DING DING DING!

Jackie:

“Quick count! Quick count! That dirty, corrupt ref just did a quick count!”

Siu Ann:

“Novacaine’s just desserts! He’ll remember not to mess with refs again!”

However, Nova gets up, boots the ref, hooks him up into a piledriver, creates a cradle, jumps up and smashes the ref’s head to the floor!

Siu Ann:

“Goodness gracious! Novacaine just hit the ref with his genocide finisher!”

Meanwhile, Eclipse has the steel suitcase, and steams in, and brutally smashes it around the unsuspecting Diamond’s head. As Eclipse pins him, Nova takes control of the limp body of the ref and hits the mat three times!

1…

2…

Siu Ann:

“Surely that travesty of a pin isn’t going to count?”

However, the camera pans to see Seth Richards threatening the meek timekeeper, and reluctantly, the fearful man rings the bell!

DING DING DING!

Siu Ann:

“Surely not?”

Jackie:

“YES! What genius! Who says you can’t mess with the ref!”

Nova and Eclipse start to beat on Diamond. Laying in the boots to the defenceless and half conscious Peacekeeper…

Siu Ann:

“Stop it! Stop that now!”

Suddenly, to a huge pop, Sho Murakame comes running back down the aisle wielding a pair of nunchaku!

Jackie:

“What’s he doing here?”

Siu Ann:

“Goodness gracious! He means business! He’s got nunchaku!”

Sho slides into the ring, and Eclipse bails. Novacaine however, looks straight at the Fairplay Enforcer. Sho cautiously stands in front of his fallen comrade. He momentarily looks down to see if he’s all right, and Nova hits a clubbing forearm to his back! Sho reacts quickly, dodging another blow and counter attacking, smashing the chucks into Nova’s face!

Siu Ann:

“Owy, owy, ow! But Novacaine is still standing!”

Jackie:

“Bloody hell!”

Sho looks agog, and whirls the chucks around again, sending them crashing into Nova’s face again! Nova falls to one knee. A roundhouse to the side of the head from Sho finally floors Novacaine.

Jackie:

“Did you see what it took to floor Novacaine?”

Siu Ann:

“Goodness gracious! Did I ever!”

Sho hurriedly gets Diamond out of the ring, and leads him up the rampway, but Novacaine is stood up once more and staring ominously at the retreating Peacekeepers…. The mask almost seems to be grinning manically.

Siu Ann:

“After a great match, we end up with a travesty, but I guess that’s the name of this show! So until next week, from Jackie and me…”

Jackie:

“Sayonara!”

------------- Backstage ------------

(The scene opens up with Angel, she is stood by the door of T-Rex’s locker room. She takes a deep breath and then just enters the room by herself with out even knocking. In the locker room is T-Rex, who spins around and stares at Angel with hatred in his eyes)

T-Rex: What the hell do you want?

Angel: I have been thinking T-Rex about how unfair I have been on you as of late, and thought I really do owe you an apology and explanation of my family.

T-Rex: yea right last time you attacked me!

(Angel puts on some puppy dog eyes)

Angel: I couldn’t stand loosing you Nathan I missed you too much. You have no idea how hard it was without you

T-Rex: okay, I’ll let you explain but to forgive you is another thing

Angel: well aren’t you going to let me come in and have a seat?

(T-Rex, then pulls a fold up chair out and allows Angel to sit down on the chair, but not taking his eyes off for one minute)

Angel: lets start with family shall we?

T-Rex: okay go on….

Angel: The reason I didn’t tell you who my father was Mr John Profit was cause I thought you might try and use me to get a luxurious contract with one of the Profit International enterprises wrestling companies.

T-Rex: Why the hell would I do that? I have earned everything I have ever gotten, and to get a contract anywhere I have earned it.

Angel: Okay if you’re going to be like that maybe I should leave, and leave you in the dark

T-Rex: okay sorry for flying off the handle there

Angel: good, now maybe we can get on

(through the dressing room door creeps Pimp with his Intercontinental title in hand, and slams it to the back of T-Rex’s head, and busts Rex open)

Angel: hahahaha you were really falling for it again wasn’t you Nathan? Just like Pimp says you’re an old man, a has been, and on MNM when Pimp is forced to defend his title against an unworthy opponent like you, he will how you put it?

Pimp: He’ll be Palyed-a-live

Angel: yea that’s it.

(Pimp holds Rex up, and Angel lands a whopping KISS on T-Rex’s lips, and then spits in his face)

Angel: that’s for the old times and guess what YOU’RE STILL CRAP! And you need a tic-tac you pathetic OLD MAN!

(Angel then gets her foot (High heeled boots), and rubs T-Rex’s face into the bottom of her boot)

Pimp: HAHA I hope you stood in dog turd!

Angel: come on Pimp lets leave this LOOSER alone!

(Pimp and Angel leave the room as T-Rex lies in the middle of his own locker room, bleeding at the back of his head)

Albert: I no like Pimp! He too mean!

Jessica: Like him or not, he is cute! Anyways, we have an archive match for you guys! We hope you enjoy!

The Zero-tron springs to life after the commercial:

The archives of Sebastian Covenant

East of Eden Match: 28 Feb 1988

Kain vs. Abel

RS: Once again HKWF Massive returns and the action here tonight just keeps on coming! It's time… for a match that I questioned the executive committee about even allowing. But both participants were adamant about having it and the match will go on.

(Lights are cut. Blinding red pyro bombard the ring, the stage, and the entranceway. This is indeed a special occasion. Kain with Sebastian Covenant appears from behind the curtain and they both march to the ring in a determined manner. The two Fallen Angels are now inside the ring. Kain walks back and forth inside the ring much like a caged tiger awaiting its noontime feast. Blue pyro shoot from the same location as the previous ones. Abel comes out. He pauses on the stage. He eyes Kain and Covenant, as pyro continues to spurt out on all sides of him. He now runs fast, very fast down the ramp, slides into the ring, bell is tolled DING DING DING! THE MATCH HAS STARTED!)

RS: Here we are! First ever East of Eden match! Kain and Abel, two men who are brothers, yet have such a strong hate, a loathing for one another! To the action!

(Upon sliding into the ring, belly first, Covenant and Kain stomp away at the exposed back of Abel. Kain picks up Abel, whips him against the ropes, and hits him with a clothesline, virtually knocking the skin off his bones!)

Ray Styles: MAN! The hardest clothesline I've EVER seen!

(Covenant stomps some more at the head of Abel. He then darts out of the ring and grabs a steel chair from the announcer's table! He heads back into the ring.)

CW: Uh oh! Covenant is carrying a chair inside the ring! This match is to the death so as you can imagine, there are NO DQ'S!

(Then out of nowhere, the crowd is looking at something. The camera pans to catch the action.)

Ray Styles: LOST BOY! LOST BOY! LOST BOY IN THE CROWD HE'S HEADING TO RINGSIDE WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER! MY GOD, HE SLIDES INTO THE RING AND NO! NO!

(As Ray yells you see Covenant turn around, noticing Lost Boy. Lost Boy swings the sledgehammer with tremendous force. As a reflex, Covenant raises his hands in front of his face, but that only makes it worse, as the sledgehammer connects with the chair, and the brunt is forced upon Covenant's face! Both Kain and Abel witness this in shock. Kain stands EYE TO EYE with Lost Boy! The camera picks up what Lost Boy verbalizes…'You will get yours later!'…Kain gets a look of confusion on his face, as Lost Boy discreetly hands the sledgehammer to Abel. Lost Boy leaves the ring, spitting on the blood-covered face of Covenant. Kain turns around to meet the sledgehammer directly in his teeth!!)

CW: OH…my god, this can't be happening! Blood pouring from Kain's face!

RS: Lost Boy has been saying all week that he was going to be a factor in this match!

(Kain remains standing…He closes his eyes…BANG! He wraps his hands around Abel's throat! Abel's face turns red…now purple! There is a look of trance on Kain's face as he squeezes harder and harder! Kain picks up Abel by his throat, who shares nearly the same height as him. Kain then tosses Abel down to the canvas, Chokeslam! We now see Sebastian Covenant roll off the apron, and leave ringside. "Don't go too far" he says to Kain who now stands on the apron. Kain disregards Covenant, and enters himself back into the match. Abel is now up. Kain charges at him only to meet Abel's size 13 boot in his face, spattering blood all over the canvas! Kain falls to the mat. Abel who then sets him up for a vertical suplex helps him up. Abel suspends Kain high in the air, and carefully walks to the side of the ring…where he DUMPS KAIN OUT OF THE RING, SMASHING TO THE CONCRETE! Kain arches his back in agony as Abel slings himself off of the top rope and hits Kain with an elbow directly in the back!! Kain flails around like a fish out of water.)

Ray Styles: I tell ya, NOBODY would want to be in Kain's shoes right now!

CW: So true, so true! Abel isn't showing any remorse as he picks Kain up by his hair, and smashes his head into the steel barricade!

(Kain's head goes bouncing off as a small amount of blood hits the fans. They love it! Kain retorts with a quick right hand to the face of Abel. Which gives him enough time to get in a kick to the breadbasket, which results in a DDT ONTO THE CEMENT! Blood now on the wounded head of Abel! Kain struggles to get up; he slides into the ring, and grabs the extremely dented chair that was struck by Lost Boy. He slides back out of the ring, but the chair is snatched from him by Abel, and forced down upon Kain's head with a large amount of force, denting the chair even more!)

Ray Styles: Wow! What a chair shot by Abel, hopefully we will see an ending soon, this is a bit too gory for me…

CW: Hey…Ray? Do you notice that the chair is so dented that it has a sharp point on one side?

Ray Styles: …Oh no, I hope that that wasn't a little foreshadowing…

(Kain gets up and walks away from Abel…He quickly turns around and charges at him! Abel knows what's coming; he sticks the chair in front of his abdomen…BANG! Kain's shoulder collides with the chair, although still sending Abel to the ground…Neither men move…Kain atop Abel…)

Ray Styles: OH CHARLES DID YOU NEED TO POINT OUT THE SHARP EDGE IN THE CHAIR?!? They probably heard you!

CW: Oh…that is not good; Kain's shoulder is STUCK on the sharpened point of the chair!

(Kain bellows deep from deep within, showing raw pain! The crowd erupts once again as Lost Boy runs down to the now standing Abel at ringside, and whispers something in his ear…Abel forms a surprised look on his face, along with a huge smile! Lost Boy smiles back, as he points at Abel and himself, and then they both raise their hands in triumph!)

Ray Styles: Could it be?!? Are Lost Boy and Abel joining together?!

CW: Well of course they are!

(Lost Boy shakes hands with Abel, and then scurries off, as Kain slowly pulls the chair out of his shoulder, in agonizing pain. He throws the chair underneath the ring. Abel then takes Kain by the hair, and he's leaving ringside! He walks with Kain up the ramp, and through the curtain!)

Ray Styles: DWAAAH! I hate it when that happens! Can we get a damn camera back there or will I need to do it myself?!?

CW: Just a minute ago you said you hope this ends quickly?

Ray Styles: WELL I'M ADDICTED NOW! CAMERA?!?

(A cameraman runs to catch the action. We are now backstage. Abel delivers a fist to Kain's bloody mouth. Abel then runs Kain's head into the brick wall! Again! Again! And he rears Kain's head back once again, and with tremendous power, he slams Kain's head into the bricks! The camera zooms in on the wall, revealing a crack, filled with Kain's blood! Kain is sluggish, Abel almost drags him by his hair. Kain's feet give out, and he falls face first to the unforgiving concrete. Abel walks over to the cameraman, and grabs the camera from his hands! Abel brings the camera high in the air, and brings it down on Kain's back! He does this again, and again, and finally, the camera is broken! Quickly another camera is brought to the gruesome action. Kain miraculously stands up under his own power, but Abel quickly grabs hold of his Fallen Angels shirt, and drags him off! They now bust through the doors to exit. Battling outside, Kain hits Abel with a knee to the stomach. Then Kain grabs hold of Abel's head, Kain opens his hand, and with his palm, he starts slapping at Abel's ear! Abel squeals in pain! Kain continues to burst Abel's eardrum with openhanded shots to the ear. Abel pushes Kain off of him. There is a homeless guy next to the two brawlers. He drinks down a vodka bottle, which is grabbed by Abel, who pours the vodka down his own throat, pauses, and then cracks the bottle over Kain's head! The bottle is broken in half; Abel rears back, and stabs Kain in the chest with the broken bottle! Abel twists the bottle; a large shard of glass is broken inside of Kain's chest! Blood pours out, as they move to the back of the arena, where traffic whizzes by. Abel spits in Kain's face, Kain retorts with a low blow. The two grapple, and move to the left, very close to the speedy traffic lanes.)

Ray Styles: Oh no, they should back away, this is getting out of control!

CW: It's to the death Ray!

(The two men are connected, they both move to the left once again. They are inches away from traffic, which has slowed down substantially, noticing the two fighters. There is a squealing of tires. Abel and Kain let go of one another, they look ahead. There is a Dodge Ram speeding towards them! The two enemies try to move, but have no time. The Ram speeds up more, and hits both men…The site is too sickening to watch…The previously screaming crowd…Is silent…The camera cuts to Ray and Charles…They have pale faces, and their mouths hang open…)

Ray Styles: …my god.

CW: … oh.

(The camera is back to the car accident, although the cameraman refuses to aim at the two men…a paramedic rushes to the two men…He then addresses the camera…)

Paramedic: …Both men have no pulse.

(The camera zooms in on the Dodge Ram; with tinted windows…the door opens…LOST BOY!)

RAY: MY GOD, IT'S LOST BOY!!

CW: SONOFABITCH! (Charles leaves ringside)

RAY: THIS IS HORRIBLE! Lost Boy intentionally hit both men…Killed…Both men…these are the 3rd men he has killed! …My…Lord.

(The camera cuts to Sebastian Covenant, watching his monitor backstage…He has a blank look on his face. Camera now to Defiant…Blank look on his face…Camera focused on Lost Boy, who laughs like a madman…He crouches down and spits in the faces of Kain and Abel…Massive goes to a commercial.)

---Commercial---

RS: That was without a doubt the most barbaric thing I've seen in months, perhaps ever here on Massive. I am truly saddened. But… both those men knew what they were doing when they signed this match, and every time someone steps into an event in the HKWF they are taking a risk. For Kain and Able, that risk, unfortunately was realized.

CW: Nice speech Ray, a real tearjerker.

TT: And what could be going through the minds of the crowd currently gathering around the outside of the HKWF arena as they know that they are unable to view the rest of tonight's telecast!!

CW: Goddamnit!!!

RS: Calm down Charles, it's time for our next match.

The Zero-tron fades to black as the camera pans to the announce table.

Melvin: Well we are back from commercial break and we are ready for the eight man tag elimination match...who do you think is going to win Norman.

Norman: Well i could careless about the team of Nathaniel Davies, GoldenEye, Gideon & Magic i think that the team of Big Country, El Gambit, Adam Cage & Epic will whip their asses...

Melvin: Well let us first introduce ourselves...I am Melvin Buchannan and this is my commentating partner.

Norman: I am Norman McClain and it is your pleasure to have me in your home tonight

Melvin: Oh give it a rest..We are both really excited that we have been able to come and do commentating for the gzw..

Norman: No! they have the pleasure of having me...here in their company.

Melvin:Anyways, Well lets get started because i am ready to see Big Country and his team get there ass whipped

Norman: Hey i think that his team will have something to say about that..and then maybe they will kick your ass.

Melvin: Yea right in your dreams McClain.

**Eight-Man Elimination Match**

**Magic, Nathaniel Davis, GoldenEye, and Gideon vs. Seth Richards, El Gambit, Adam Cage, and Epic**

*"Bittersweet" by Fuel plays on the pa and out comes the team of Magic, Nathaniel Davis, Goldeneye, and Gideon...they all walk down the ramp to cheers from the crowd. They stop in the middle of the aisle and show off. Out of nowhere the team of Big Country, El Gambit, Adam Cage and Epic attack them from behind.

Melvin: what in the hell is this, what a bunch of cowards.

Norman: oh shut up Buchannan, this is what you call a plan.

*The Ref is trying to get order restored, while he is trying to separate Magic and Epic, Adam Cage hits GE in the head with a chair.the sound echos through out the building and the crowd starts to boo.

Melvin: what a cheap shot, he should be out of there

Norman:GE should be out after that chairshot to the head.

*GE falls to the ground holding his head, Finally the ref has gotten the match under control and Magic and Epic start the match off. The Ref signals to ring the bell, Magic and Epic start off with a series of right hands, Magic gets the upper hand and clothesline's Epic down to the mat.He goes for the cover

2, Kick out by Epic.

Norman: He should have know that he could not put Epic out with that move.

*Magic goes and tags in Davis, Davis runs at Epic and Epic takes him down with a drop toe hold, Epic has Davis on the mat and is stomping away at his lower back he picks him up and tags in Big Country.

Melvin: This smells trouble for Davis

Norman: you are Damn right.

*Big C picks up Davis and plants him down with a ddt. he goes to show off to the crowd as Davis is laying on the mat unable to move.

Melvin: Big C thinks that he has this match in the palms of his hand.

Norman: he does and he is about to end this match for Davis.

*Big C goes to pick up Davis but Davis hits him in the gut and gets up and runs at Big C and takes him down with a vicious spin wheel kick.

Melvin: Did you see that..you can count out Nathaniel Davis.

*Davis goes to pick up Country and tries to kick him in the midsection but Country catches his foot and Davis goes for and inziguri.

Norman: Well he went for the Business deal and Big C ducked and i think he is about to lock in the truck pull

* Big C locks in the truck pull and Davis is trying to fight the hold..Magic is trying to get he crowd into the match but its not enough and Davis taps out to the truck pull.

Norman: Well we have one elimination..one down and three to go

Melvin: it is now three on four.

* Big C shows off to the crowd..unaware that Gideon has just stepped in the ring..Gideon runs up behind Big C and hits him with the Deliverence(burning hammer), he goes for the cover.

3.Big C is gone..

Melvin: yes we are now back even at three on three.

Norman: hey isn't there supposed to be a rest period in between eliminations.

Melvin: uhhh...No.

*Adam Cage runs in and spears down Gideon..Adam picks him up and sends him into the ropes and clotheslines him over.

Norman: Hey what is this...Justin Sharp is standing in Big C's way of going to the back.

Melvin: Well if you remember Big C cost him his debut match last week on Travesty and now he wants revenge.

* While Adam and Gideon fight on the outside, Justin and Big C. start to fight up on the ramp.The continue to fight all the way to the back.

Melvin: Well we should see a match between them sometime in the future.

Norman: who cares about them, just look at the way Adam is laying the boots to Gideon.

*Adam throws Gideon back into the ring and tags in El Gambit.Gambit clotheslines Gideon to the ground he picks him up and throws him into the corner..he runs at Gideon but Gideon moves and El Gambit hits the turnbuckle chest first(think bret hart when he does it)

Melvin: ouch...i know that hurts.

*Gideon picks up Gambit and whips him into the other corner but Gambit reverses and Gideon hits the Turnbuckle Chest first...before he has time to fall Gambit looks him into a reverse ddt position

Norman: Here comes the Rock of Gilbralter

Melvin: Well thats it for Gideon

*Gambit goes for the cover

3.Gideon is elimininated.

Norman: well it looks like Magic and GE will have to end this match alone.

*Magic runs and drop kicks El Gambit down to the mat..He picks him up and hits a suplex...

Melvin: I like Magic..he is so energetic

Norman: I can't stand the boy

Melvin: Why don't you tell him to his face.

Norman: I will...if given the chance.

*Magic throws Gambit out of the ring...and jumps over the ropes onto Gambit who is laying on the ground.

Melvin: Well here is your chance to tell him.

Norman: Not right now..i have to call the match...

Melvin: Chicken.

*Magic throws Gambit back into the ring...while Magic tries to get in...Epic dives off of the apron onto Magic..

Melvin: What the hell was that for.

Norman: he wants to win..

*Gambit picks up Magic and goes for the Rock of Gibralter...But Magic flips out of it and does Gambits own move on him.

Melvin: WoW...Magic just hit Gambit with his own move.

Norman: Is that allowed.

*Magic goes for the cover

3. El Gambit is eliminated...

Melvin: We are now down to two on two...what a match is taking place here.

*Magic and Adam Cage brawl it out as the ref tries to get Gambit out of the ring..Magic throws A.C. into the corner and tag in the 7'4 Monster GE.

Melvin: This smells trouble for A.C.

*GE smashes A.C in the corner and picks him up in a gorilla press positon and throws him into his corner...A.C tags in Epic..Epic runs at GE and tries a shoulder block but he just bounces off of him.

Norman: Just like hitting a brick wall

*GE just rubs it off and gives Epic an huge clothesline

Melvin: that almost decapitated him.

*GE tries to go for the C-4 Cruch but Epic battles out of it and accidently knocks down the ref...Adam Cage gets a steele chair and gets in the ring and Whacks GE and Magic with the chair..

Norma: What a hit by Adam Cage...he has gotten more hits tonight than some singers do in there careers.

*A.C. places Epic on top of GE as the ref starts to get up...seeing Epic pinning GE the ref starts to count.

3.GE is eliminated..

Melvin: We are down to one on two..but i think that Magic can pull it off..

Norman: don't kid yourself..you know the end is near.

*Epic goes to cover Magic.

3.No Magic kicks out of the pin.

Norman: how did he do that when he just got hit with a chair...

*A.C. and Epic double team Magic as the Ref is trying to regain his composure..A.C. tells Epic to hold Magic for him..A.C. goes for a superkick but Magic ducks and A.C. hits Epic.

Mevin: Well so much for team work.

*Magic knocks A.C. out of the ring and goes for the pin on Epic.

3.No Epic kicks out...

Norman:I told you that Epic was better than Magic..

*Magic picks up Epic and places his head in between his legs..

Melvin: Looks like he is going for the final destination..

*Epic hits the mat hard as Magic goes for the pin.

3..Epic is eliminated.

Melvin: Well it looks like Epics destination is the lockerroom..

Norman: oh shut up...Adam Cage will get revenge.

*Adam Cage gets in and waits for Magic to turn around..When he does turn around A.C. hits him with a superkick..he goes for the cover..

Norman: 1...

2..

3..No Magic kicks out at the last momemt..

Melvin: Lets go Magic..

Norman: the only place he is going is to the back with a loss..

*A.C. argues with the ref as Magic tries to get to his feet..Adam grabs Magic and hits a DDT..

Norman: what a ddt by Adam Cage.

*Adam tries to pick up Magic but Magic hits a neckbreaker..

Melvin: what a desparate move by Magic.

*Magic picks up A.C. and bodyslams him to the mat..He goes to the top turnbuckle..

Melvin: Could this be the Abra kadabra(HBK's elbow drop from the top).

*Magic comes crashing down to the Mat with the elbow drop he goes for the cover.

3.No Adam Cage kicks out..

*Magic picks up Adam and whips him into the corner but Adam reverses it and Magic hits the Turnbuckle and bounces off...when he bounces off Adam hits the Nova(flowing ddt)

Norman: thats it...i told you A.C. would win.

*Adam goes for the cover.1.

Magic kicks out at the last second. Adam argues with the Ref and as he argues Magic gets up and kicks Adam in the gut and sets him up for the Final destination..

Melvin: could this be it.

Norman: No...Adam slide out...

*after Adam slides out Magic turns around and adam goes for The End(gore/spear) but Magic sides steps and Adam hits the turnbuckle hard.

Norman: Ouch that hurts...

*Magic once again goes for the Final Destination and slams Adam hard on to the mat with the move..he goes for the cover..

Melvin: this could be it..

Norman: Nooo kick out Cage..

3.. Ding Ding Ding...

Melvin: Magic wins it for his team...he was left with two opponents and he destroyed them both..

Norman:No..Magic cheated

Melvin: well if he did then there is nothing that you can do about it now..Well thats about it for us...stay tuned for the Main Event.

Extreme Championship

On the Zero-Tron, Manic and Rebellion are battling it out in the back. Rebellion pummels Manic to the hard cement floor. Rebellion picks Manic to his feet and slams his head into a nearby wall. Manic staggers around after the attack. Rebellion walks over to a table where a steel rod is placed. Reb picks up the rod and walks to Manic. He swings the metal weapon, but Manic ducks it. The rod hits a steel shelf, making an echoing sound. Manic kicks Reb in the ribs as he drops the weapon. Manic guides Rebellion down the hall by his hair. Rebellion tries to escape, but Manic pokes Reb in the eyes.

Albert: This match no supposed to be in back!

Jessica: Well, the ref is there and the match begins. Remember, it is no Disqualification!

Manic picks up a trashcan lid and smashes it over Reb’s head. Rebellion stands tall, not feeling the effects. Manic hits Rebellion again. This time he staggers and lands on his butt. Manic picks up a nearby trashcan and walks to Reb. Manic lifts the can above his head, but Reb kicks him in the midsection before he could make contact. Rebellion now takes the can and bashes it over Manic’s head. Manic falls down. Reb picks Manic up and leads him onto a dolly. Rebellion stands Manic on the dolly, then leans it back. Manic is now facing the ceiling as Reb rolls down the hallway. The two suddenly appear at the entrance of the stage. The fans cheer to see the two heading to the ring. Rebellion keeps on rolling Manic and getting closer to the edge of the stage. Manic sees the fall and quickly gets of the dolly.

Jessica: Manic escaping what could have been a tragic injury.

Albert: Rebellion not only want to win, he want to kill Manic!

Manic gets away from the edge of the stage. Rebellion grabs Manic by the hair, but Manic elbows him in the gut. Rebellion releases his hair. The two now begin to throw punches at each other as they make their way down the ramp. Manic gets the better end of the punches and uppercuts Rebellion. Reb begins to roll down the ramp and to the ring. Manic picks up Rebellion and rolls him into the ring. Manic then searches under the ring and pulls out a stop sign, a garbage can and lid, a kindo stick, and a table, which he sets up outside. Reb grabs the kindo stick in the ring. Manic climbs onto the apron and sees Reb with the stick. Manic grabs a steel chair that he left at ringside and slides into the ring. Rebellion goes to swing the Japanese stick at Manic, but Manic holds up the chair and blocks the shot. Manic goes to swing the chair at Rebellion, but Reb jabs the stick into Manic’s stomach. Manic drops to one knee.

Albert: I no like this title, it too…. Extreme.

Jessica: I don’t like these matches much either because it could ruin the cute guy’s faces. Have you seen Magic lately? He looks like his face was thrown in a blender.

Albert: But you say he still cute. He get married after show, know? I ring bearer!

Jessica: Thanks for sharing Albert!

Rebellion the cracks the stick over Manic’s head, making him fall on his back. Reb takes a pin.

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Kickout by Manic! Rebellion gets off of Manic and kicks him a little. Rebellion picks Manic up to his feet and tosses Manic into the turnbuckle. Rebellion goes for a splash, but Manic lifts a boot up. Reb reels around the ring. Manic grabs his steel chair and goes to whack Reb, but Reb moves out of the way. With good senses Manic turns around and hits Rebellion with the chair as Reb attempted the Downfall. Manic picks Reb to his feet and places him in a torture rack. Reb screams in pain as the move is applied. Manic drops Rebellion and goes for a pin.

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Albert: Rebellion kick out!

Jessica: WAIT! What they hell is Seth doing out here?

Sure enough, Seth Richards makes his way down to the ring with his steel briefcase. Seth rolls into the ring and commands Manic to hold rebellion. Manic holds Reb in a full nelson lock. Seth charges at Reb with the steel briefcase and goes to hit him, but Reb duck! Seth Richards knocks Manic with the office type weapon. Seth looks down in shock, but Rebellion looks at Seth with a look of anger. Seth turns around and is taken down with…

Jessica: The Downfall! Rebellion gave Seth Richards the Downfall!!!

Rebellion climbs on top of Manic and pins him.

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Albert: Rebellion retains his championship!

Jessica: Manic would have had it won on his own if Seth didn’t come out!

Rebellion reaches into his pants and pulls out a small hammer. Seth Richards is getting to his feet. Epic and Eclipse then come running down to the ring and drag Manic and Seth out before Reb could do further damage. Once they leave Reb grabs his Extreme Championship and holds it high into the air with pride. Reb exits the ring and makes his way up the ramp. Just as he is about to go through the curtains a golden pole object cracks over the champ’s head! GoldenEye steps onto the ramp with an evil smile on his face. GoldenEye grabs the championship and holds it above his head, then drops it back down on Rebellion. GoldenEye leave the scene.

Jessica: That’s all the time we have for you tonight!

Albert: Wait till Monday! GoldenEye and Rebellion going to pull out all stops. Sayonara!