Monday Manslaughter 24 Sept 01
Fortune:
Welcome fans to another Monday Manslaughter! We are just one week away from
GZW’s second pay-per-view, Dark Horizon! Joining me as always...
"The most colorful color commentator in the wrestling biz,
the man who's always just chillin' like a villain and leaves the ladies greasy
like fried chicken, Alexander Hunt! Mr. Hunt if you're nasty!"
Fortune: Um, alright. What a night we have in store here at the
GZW Coliseum in Atlanta, Georgia. Four men will compete in a mini tournament to
decide the number one contender and that man will meet the GZW World Champ,
Magic, later tonight!
Hunt: Face it, Kandi! President Edmonson has stacked the odds in
Magic’s favor! If he has to face a man that has had to wrestle twice already,
it's not even fair!
Fortune: Let’s get right into the first round of this tournament!
---First
Round Heavyweight Tournament: “The Fairplay Enforcer” Firefly vs.
“The Wicked One” Deacon Kane---
Fortune: First up will be the highflying Firefly against the
massive monster Deacon Kane in a first round match in the number one contender
tournament!
Hunt: Does that little "bug" really think that he stands
a chance against the largest and strongest man in the wrestling world today?
Fortune: If you will remember, Firefly has battled odds his whole
wrestling career! He was a past Champion in HKWF as well as here in the GZW!
Hunt: Lightening doesn’t strike twice. There’s a better chance
of Giggles/Wylder actually having
two working brain cells than Firefly beating Deacon Kane!
The lights dim as the electrifying Firefly makes his way down to
the ring. The fans erupt for the exciting superstar. A fan’s sign shows a
crosshair with Deacon Kane in it and reading "Firefly’s next target".
"Hair of the Dog" by Nazareth blares on the arena
speakers as the 7’ 4" 478 pound Deacon Kane slowly makes his entrance. As
the big man walks down the rampway, the fans boo and gasp in awe of the sheer
size of him.
FF runs over to Deacon as the big man enters the ring. The
Fairplay Enforcer with a flurry of right hands to the head. Irish whip by FF,
reversed by Deacon. FF comes off the ropes and slides under the legs of the big
man. Deacon turns around and gets nailed in the face with a spin kick from FF.
Fortune: What a shot by Firefly!
Hunt: But Deacon Kane is still on his feet!
Deacon wobbles a bit, but is still on his feet. FF with a dropkick
that sends his large opponent over the top rope and down to the floor.
Fortune: Deacon Kane landed on his feet!
Not wasting any time, FF runs to the ropes and dives through the
ropes with a suicide dive, wiping out Deacon on the Coliseum floor.
Fortune: Trademark high risk offense by Sho Murakame!
The crowd is on their feet as FF rolls Deacon back into the ring.
As the giant gets up slowly to his feet, FF climbs up onto the apron. Deacon is
up to his feet. FF hops onto the top rope and goes for a springboard missile
dropkick, but the big man swats the dropkick away with both hands.
Fortune: He swatted him like a fly!
Hunt: Better than a can of Raid!
FF gets up to his feet. Deacon with a clubbing forearm to the back
of the head of his opponent. The massive monster continues to hammer down FF
with double ax handles. Deacon lifts FF back up to his feet. Irish whip by
Deacon. FF bounces off the ropes and ducks a clothesline. FF rebounds off the
far ropes. But this time, Deacon catches him and slams him down hard with a
powerslam.
Hunt: Woohoo!
With FF on the mat, Deacon bounces off the ropes and drops a huge legdrop
across the throat. The big man continues the offense by standing on the chest
of FF for a few moments.
Fortune: He is going to crush his ribs!
The monster lifts up FF to his feet again. Deacon with several
huge open handed slaps to the chest, each hit sounding like a thunderclap.
Irish whip by Deacon Kane. FF bounces off the ropes and ducks a clothesline. FF
hops onto the middle far rope and bounces off it with a moonsault, taking down
Deacon.
Fortune: Down is Deacon Kane! Firefly with the cover!
But he only gets a one count as the big man tosses him off. Both
men get up to their feet. FF with several knife edge chops to the chest. FF
then locks on a side headlock, then goes to a drop toe hold that takes down
Deacon face first to the mat. With Deacon down face first on the mat, FF hops
onto the back of the giant and applies a camel clutch.
Fortune: Firefly is trying to wear down the big man on the mat!
FF locks in the camel clutch, but Deacon Kane starts to get up to
his feet.
Fortune: Ohmigosh! Deacon Kane is up to his feet with Firefly
still on his back!
Deacon falls backwards to the mat, crushing FF beneath him. The
fans cringe.
Hunt: Firefly pizza anyone?
With FF on the mat, Deacon looks to the booing crowd, soaking in
the response. Deacon bounces off the ropes and lands on FF with a The End (huge
big splash).
Fortune: That should do it!
1…2…
Fortune: No! Firefly with the kick out! What heart!
Hunt: Stupidity is more like it! He's going make “Wicked One” mad!
Deacon cannot believe it. He lifts FF back up to his feet. Irish
whip sends FF to the ropes. Deacon elevates FF coming off the ropes with a back
body drop attempt, but FF lands on his feet. Deacon turns around. FF with a
spinning heel kick drops the big man down.
Fortune: Timber!
FF lifts Deacon’s head up to a kneeling position. FF with several
"Tajiri-esque" kicks to the head of Deacon. One final kick to the
face drops the giant down to the mat. With Deacon on the mat, FF bounces off
the ropes and nails a flipping splash. FF with the cover, but Deacon kicks out.
Hunt: It will take more than that to keep him down!
As Deacon gets up slowly to his feet, FF kicks and chops away at
him, sending back to the corner. FF with a flurry of kicks to the body and a
jumping spin back kick to the jaw in the corner. FF goes to whip Deacon
diagonally across the ring, but Deacon reverses, sending FF into the opposite
corner. Deacon charges in with a splash, but FF gets out of the way. The big
man hits the turnbuckle hard and stumbles backwards. FF quickly hops onto the
middle turnbuckle and leaps off for an attack. But Deacon catches him in
midair, turns and drives him to the mat with a twisting urinage (rock bottom,
book end).
Fortune: Holy Jazmin Andrea! What a counter!
Boos fill the arena as Deacon goes back on the offensive. Deacon
lifts FF up to his feet, palms his head with his massive hand and lays in a
crushing headbutt. FF drops to his knees. Deacon lifts him back up again and
lays in another cranium crashing headbutt.
Hunt: What a noggin knocker!
Deacon with several hammering forearms, but FF fights back with
right hands. Deacon with a huge knee to the midsection stops any offense from
FF. Irish whip by Deacon. The big man catches FF coming off the ropes, hoists
him up in a military press and then lets go. FF comes crashing down to the mat
face first.
Fortune: Deacon Kane using his massive size and strength to
manhandle Firefly!
Deacon lifts FF back up to his feet. Deacon looks to the crowd
then goes for a huge short arm clothesline. But FF ducks it and goes behind
Deacon. The big man turns around. FF with a kick to the midsection, but Deacon
catches his leg. FF hops off of his free leg and nails the massive monster with
an enziguri kick to the back of the head.
Fortune: Deacon falls to his hands and knees!
Deacon slowly tries to get up off his hands and knees. FF quickly
capitalizes by running in, hooking his head and planting the large skull of
Deacon to the mat with a jumping DDT.
Fortune: Firefly with the sweet DDT!
Hunt: But the giant is still getting up!
As Deacon slowly gets up, FF quickly hops up onto the top
turnbuckle. Deacon is on his feet. FF leaps off and nails a missile dropkick.
Deacon is sent flying across the ring and stumbles out of the ring through the
ropes.
Fortune: Out goes Deacon Kane to the floor!
Deacon gets up on the floor and walks around trying to regain his
senses. With the crowd behind him, FF runs to the turnbuckle and climbs up top.
FF leaps off going for a plancha (cross body) to the floor, but Deacon catches
him. Holding him as if he were a small child, Deacon runs toward the ring post
and drives FF’s back right into the steel.
Fortune: Somebody call a chiropractor!
The massive monster lifts FF up in a gorilla press and just tosses
him over the top rope and into the ring. Deacon then gets on the apron and
steps over the top rope into the ring.
Hunt: Fee fi fo fum! Deacon Kane smells the blood of soon-to-be
destroyed Firefly!
FF slowly gets up to his feet. Deacon moves in. The smaller FF
with right hands to the jaw to fight back. But Deacon just shrugs off the
blows, picks up FF from the side by the waist and drops him down to the mat
with a side slam. Deacon looks to the fans and makes a throat slashing gesture.
Hunt: No more playing games!
Deacon lifts FF up and sets him up for a powerbomb. FF is lifted
high in the air above Deacon’s shoulders for the powerbomb. But The Fairplay
Enforcer slips out of it in midair and in one fluid motion, comes back down,
hooks Deacon’s head and drives it down to the mat with a DDT.
Fortune: Firefly with a DDT to counter the powerbomb! Listen to
these fans!
With Deacon Kane down on the mat, FF looks to the roaring crowd
and goes up to the top turnbuckle.
Fortune: This could be it! If he nails this high risk manuever,
Firefly could go on in the tourney!
FF leaps off the turnbuckle with a shooting star press, but Deacon
gets his knees up. FF crashes down onto the very hard knees of Deacon.
Fortune: Firefly went for the high risk move and paid for it!
Deacon is now back up to his feet!
Deacon grabs FF and places his head between his legs. Deacon lifts
FF up in the air and powerbombs him down to the mat. But Deacon holds, lifts FF
up again to powerbomb him a second time.
Fortune: Wait! Deacon Kane is still not done!
Deacon lifts FF up once more and drops him down to the mat for a
third and final powerbomb. The big man then makes the cover.
Hunt: Woohoo! That’s it! Put a fork in him, he’s done!
Fortune: This should do it!
1…2…
Fortune: NO!!! Can you believe it? Firefly gets a shoulder up!
Hunt: No way!
Fortune: There is no doubting the fortitude of Firefly!
Deacon seems to be in disbelief. Deacon lifts up FF and whips him
to the ropes. FF bounces back. Deacon pushes FF high up in the air going for a
pancake drop, but FF in midair twists his body and dropkicks Deacon in the
face.
Fortune: There is still fight left in Firefly yet!
Deacon is still standing, but dazed from the dropkick. FF runs and
bounces off the ropes for momentum. But Deacon drops him, catching him in the
face with a big boot.
Hunt: Down goes bugboy!
Deacon lifts FF up. He hooks his head in a vertical suplex, lifts
him up in the air. With FF’s head on Deacon’s shoulder, Deacon reaches and
grabs a leg with each hand. Deacon then drops to his knees, crushing FF’s body
with the…
Fortune: Wicked Way! (Argentine backbreaker, Muscle buster) Deacon
with the cover!
1…2…
Fortune: Three! Deacon Kane wins it! He moves on in the tourney!
But take nothing away from Firefly! He gave the massive monster everything he
can handle and more!
Hunt: Back to the LightHeavyweight divison, bugboy!
---Maxx
Pain---
Maxx Pain walks out to the ring while the crowd boos him, but there are some women in the arena with "Will you Marry me Maxx" signs.
Fortune: What is Maxx Pain doing out here?
Hunt: If you would be quiet, we could find out, Kandi!
he gets
a mic.
Pain
" Well, well, i see that there is no one here for me to fight or beat the
hell out of so i guess i will have to wait until Dark Horizon. Now big Country,
i don't like you, Hell i don't like anyone in this damn fed, but i tell you
what, you will not leave out of the building on sunday with that damn extreme
title because i am going to give you the ass kicking of your life.
Now, if
i were you i would, start studying the tapes from last monday, and see what i did
to Fubu, Union Jack, and Minion, and i will let you know this, that what
happened Monday is only just a sample of what is going to happen to you, i am
on my path of destruction, and the Brutality is going to continue way past dark
horizone and you are only in my path, a path that you will wish you never
crossed, i am going to whip your ass so bad that you will wish that you never
even joined this fed. I am going to led the hkwf to new heights by bring the
gold to the fed, we are going to destroy the gzw and this i will
promise......jackass."
maxx
steps over the ropes and walks out as the fans boo.
Fortune:
That man has an extreme ego problem, Alex!
Hunt:
Guess it will match his Extreme title he will win at Dark Horizon!
~~~ UJ ~~~ The scene starts with an official promo from Union Jack! His logo is behindhim on the wall, and he is sat behind a table with a Union Jack flattablecloth on it. He is wearing his ring attire, and is glaring right intothe camera. UJ:"So the Menace, The British Butcher, the legend, Union Jack has a price onhis head? If one of you HKWF bitches injure me, you get a bonus 50p in yourwage packet? Well come on then! I'll take you all on you yellow pricks!" UJ hammers his fist onto the table. UJ:"Bring on your whole bunch of HKWF jobbers, Profit! The Menace will destroyevery single one of them! Dark Lord, you old has been, bring your zimmer tothe ring and I'll kick your ass and steal your handbag full of mints andtissues! Stormriders, you'll be my prey, and I'll kick you so hard you'llend up in Wales! Monarch, the only thing that'll be ruled at Dark Horizonwill be your arse! Maxx Pain, you'll finally understand the true meaning ofyour surname. Lone Gunman, you're gonna be disarmed! And to any of you otherHKWF punks, I'm gonna send you back to your ugly mamas back in Hong Kongwith more breaks than a bag of Twiglets that Happy Sumo has sat on! None ofyou shitheads are gonna lay a finger on Union Jack, let alone injure him!But when I'm finished, you'll all have been butchered, and the ring willlook like a war zone and Britain, and GZW will be the victors!" UJ is getting more and more angry. Suddenly, he stands up and kicks thetable away with force. UJ:"So COME ON HKWF! The pathetic remnants of the Firefly and Union Jack show!Come on! Take on your daddy! Take on the man who made your shit little fed,get beaten, and fuck off home!"
UJ
storms to the camera, kicks it, and it falls. The picture goes fuzzy
---Len
“The Lizard” DeBray---
The Screen turns a
violent shade of green and The face of Len DuBray appears upon it .
Len paces up and down talking to the camera .
Len : You know they say Love is the greatest thing in the world .
Love between a mother and her son .
Well you know all about that don't you Sho,
Love between a father and his son .
Hell you know all about that as well don't you Sho .
Love between a man and his girl
Hell you even know about that Sho don't you .
But there is another kind of Love Brother
Love between brothers .
Mano a mano
Two men cut from the same cloth .
Brotherly love ...............................................
You don't know that do you Brother
There ain't no love between us .
Hell you did not even know I existed .
Well you know now don't you Brother
I had to beat you half to hell to get your attention
I had to snap a lizard lock on you and almost snap your spine in two .
But I have you attention now don't I FireFly .
You had everything Fly .
You had the love of our father .
Love I never had ,
You had the love of your mother
Love I never got .
You had the fast cars and the girls .
You had everything .
You were top of the pile Fly .
And I took that from you .
I took your mum away from you
and as I beat her to within an inch of her life
as I pounded her and pounded her until she was left
a shattered wreak in a coma ,
It felt good fly . You here me
It felt good .
They say hate and love are one in the same
Two sides of the same coin in fact
So I must love you brother ,
For I hate every living bone in your body
And I have made you love me right back
Love and hate , one in the same
You had everything ,
but now I have your love
so come to Dark Horizon Brother .
Come and feel my love
Come and feel it as I pound your body half to hell and back
< len turns away from the camera and starts to walk off , but at the last
moment turns back >
And may be afterwards I can go see mummy again
.......................................
---Eclipse---
¤Eclipse
is shown walking around in the back stage area of the GZW Coliseum. He comes
across some people at the verge of laughter when he walks by. He then sees
Albert Wuchie walking out of his locker room. Eclipse walks up to him, and
slams him against the wall.¤
Eclipse:
Oh look who it is. It is the man who criticized me in his last artical!
Albert:
So, I tell truth fool! Besides, I have resent for you.
¤Eclipse
lets the little man down slowly, and grins.¤
Eclipse:
Really?
Albert:
Yeah, I go get it for you.
¤Albert
walks into his locker room. The then peeks his head out of the door and tells
him to close his eyes. Eclipse does as Wuchie pulls out a cardboard figure of a
women in a bathing suit.¤
Albert:
You can open eyes now.
¤Eclipse
opens his eyes and sees the figure. He then slams Albert against the wall
again.¤
Eclipse:
Wuchie, you are lucky you are still alive. But, I will make sure that you won't
be for long.
Albert:
You no like present?
Eclipse:
I am sick of you and your little games. Just like Gideon, you will be beaten
like a... a... a.. Well, you will be beaten!
Albert:
I not know if you high or not, but you always cranky?
Eclipse:
I won't be after I kick your ass.
¤Albert
sticks his knee up, giving Eclipse a low blow. He then grabs the cardboard
lady, and bashes it over Eclipse's head over and over again. Eclipse stands up,
grabs the cardboard lady, and rips off it's head. Wuchie looks up at Eclipse,
and darts off down the hall. Eclipse starts to run after him, but after he
turns a corner, he trips over a blow up doll. Standing right there is Wuchie
laughing crazily. Eclipse gets back up, but Wuchie is already gone. He then
picks up the doll, and pops it with one squeez. He throws the doll to the
ground as the staff member start to laugh also.¤
Eclipse:
What is so funny? I don't see a damn thing funny about that! Shut up, all of
you or I will rip your damn heads off, and feed them to my next door neighbors
dogs!
¤Everybody
shuts up as Eclipse walks off with anger, off to his locker room.¤
---“The
Far East Beast---
Watching the monitor
backstage, Gideon paces back and forth. An anxious expression upon his face, he
pounds his fist into his open palm. The words “should I or should I not” can be
heard. With a gleam in his eyes, Gideon walks down the hall toward the dressing
rooms.
---Commercial
Break---
Deep voice:
“Where were you when Sho “Firefly”
Murakame, native born son of Hong Kong, captured his first HKWF Heavyweight
title?”
Deep voice:
“Do you remember the elation felt
in your soul as the Lord of Hellfire lead the HKWF charges against any and all
enemies of the Hong Kong Wrestling Federation?”
Deep voice:
“Relive those times again! Voice
your opinion so it can be heard! Free Firefly from the shackles of GroundZero
Wrestling! Let the HKWF hero come home!”
***This ad brought to you by the Friends of HKWF and the “Free Firefly”
campaign***
---------------backstage area ------------- (The camera starts to roll and immediately focuses in on a door that states
“ locker room of “Smooth Operator” Billy Bond, a person wearing a limegreen outfit then enters the room and the camera follows, in the room theperson turns round to the camera to reveal that its Pimp Bizkit) Pimp: you want to humiliate me last week Smooth, wel Smoot its time, itstime for you to get a taster of more humilation something judgeing by yourface, you are very much used to! but enough with that i’ll do what I amdoing, and get out of here! (Pimp the opens another door, to reveal a separate toilet in Smooths lockerroom, Pimp pulls a bin liner out of a bin that is resting just at the sideof the toilet door) Pimp: come in, I want you to get first hand just what I am doing! (Pimp just before he shuts the toilet door spots Smooths gym bag, andsmiles, he drops the bin bag on the floor and the binbliner that is halffull spills is rubbish all over the floor, while Pimp ges and collects thegym bag in Smooths locker room) Pimp: lets just see how you like this one Smooth Legs! (Pimp goes into the toilet, the camera follows him, and Pimp shovesd the gymbag into the toilet and begins to flush the toilet, the toilet begins toflood, and he continues doing so as Pimp puts the plug into the sink, andbegins to let both the taps run full blast, to let the sink flood) Pimp: Smooth lets see how you handle your locker room being flooded tonight,you may not be competeing here tonight but I know damn well that you arehere, so lets just see how well you take this one Smooth Legs, and yourhumiliation continues! this is just the begining of Smooth beingPlayed-a-Live by the “Mid-Card Killer” Pimp Bizkit (The scene fades, as Pimp flushes the toilet three more time quickly thenexits the locker room, as he is exiting it is seen that he is wearing wellies)
---Hades
and Dameon---
¤Hades
and Aqua are shown sitting in their locker room, talking amoungst themselves.
The room is filled with blue streemers, balloons, and confetie. A sign hands
above their heads saying 'Happy B-day Hades!'. The two are suddenly inturupted
by Dameon and Spice, who walk in with a few boxes. Hades and Aqua stand up as
the four give hugs to one another. They all sit down and hand Hades the blue
presents. Hades smiles, and starts to rip open the paper coverd boxes. He gets
one of the box open, and pulls out a blue Hades promotional shirt, and a
tag-team shirt for Dameon and Hades. He then open the other box, and pulls out
a blue rabbit.¤
Hades:
(Almost in laughter) What is this?
Dameon:
It is a blue rabbit. I thought it was time you have a pet.
Aqua:
He likes it, don't you hun?
Hades:
Yeah Babe. Thanks.
Dameon:
No problem son. Anything for you.
Hades:
A car would have been better, but thats ok.
Spice:
How did you know? There is a car outside for you!
Hades:
Really?! Thats great, thanks.
Dameon:
What do you think of our tag-team promotional shirt?
¤Hades
holds it up in the air and reads it... Front side: Hades and Dameon... Back
side: Pain is the game, and games are what we play. Hades smiles, and hugs his
father and mother.¤
Hades:
It's great dad! O can't wait till we Dark Horizon. The Hairs, StormRiders, and
Risky Gold are going to be in the game, and pian will be their weekness.
Aqua:
Lets not talk about the silly match. Lets all go take a ride in your new car.
Hades:
Sounds great. Besides, what kinda car did you get me?
Dameon:
An eclipse, blue with purple flames.
Hades:
An eclipse? Well, I hope it doesn't run like Eclipse.
¤They
all laugh at the joke, and walk out the door to check out the new car. The
camera gets a shot of Hades's shirt that he got, as it reads.. Front side:
Hades... Back side: Smurfs are people too... The scene fades after a few
seconds.¤
---Number
One Contender Match: “The Enforcer” T-Rex vs. “Jade
Dragon” Sincere---
Fortune: Up next will be Sincere against T-Rex, the winner will
meet Deacon Kane in the next round of the number one contender tourney!
Hunt: Sincere versus Deacon Kane in the next round! BlackHeart
against BlackHeart!
Fortune: You don’t know that, Alex! It has been a roller coaster
of emotions for T-Rex as he won the Heavyweight title in England at Wyldsyde,
but John Profit has stripped him of the championship due to some technical
problems bt the BCWF!
Hunt: T-Rex doesn’t
deserve the belt anyway!
The sound of drums rumbles through the arena as Sincere, “The Jade
Dragon” and would be World Title Holder makes his way down to the ring. The
crowd explodes with loud heel heat.
The lights drop low and "Midwest Swing" brings the crowd
to their feet. Signs say "T-Rex, thou shall not fail" and
"Nothing left after Extinction...except the belt". T-Rex stands at
the stage and views the crowd, taking in their energy. Raising his arms up and
with a nod of his head he walks down the ramp and approaches the ring.
Sincere runs to the far side of the ring and comes zooming out
underneath the bottom rope in a baseball slide. Rex sidesteps and Sincere finds
nothing but hard floor. Rex lifts Sincere up and brings his head down on the
"safety rail" much to the approval of the crowd. Rex whips Sincere
into the steel steps and with a clatter and crash. Sincere tries to get some
distance from the man from St.Louis.
Fortune: T-Rex is looking good here early on!
Hunt: That's right, the match is very early on! Remember that!
Rex rolls into the ring and waits for Sincere. Sincere shifts
around the ring and climbs in. Both men charge in and tie up. Rex with the
obvious size advantage quickly gains the advantage, but Sincere falls to his
knees, the sudden movement breaking the hold. Sincere then grabs Rex in the
crotch.
Hunt: EEEwwwww! I would punch there, but holding on? Yuck!
Sincere using his superior "leverage" pulls Rex towards
him and right into a headbutt to the stomach. Rex falls backwards and Sincere
swarms over him, kicking, scratching and clawing. Sincere grabs Rex's head with
both hands and starts to bounce it off of the mat. Sincere stands, and grabs
Rex's right arm.
Fortune: Sincere going for Sincerely Yours!
Hunt: Finish it quick and early! Kind of like Kandi in the
bedroom!
Sincere places his foot in Rex's armpit, extends the arm to full
length, and fall backwards.
Hunt: Stupid Kandi! He's not going for Sincerely Yours....he is trying
to pull his arm out of the socket! Jeez, anyone who knows anything can tell the
difference!
Sincere follows in with some knee drops to the arm. Finally, Rex
is able to punch his way out of the hold, rolls away and gains his feet.
Sincere charges in with a short clothesline, but Rex ducks and pushes Sincere
past him into the ropes. Sincere bounces off the ropes backwards and back into
a waiting Rex.
Fortune: A release German suplex by T-Rex! What a move! Sincere
was airborne for what seemed minutes!
Hunt: (shuffling through papers) Waitaminute, that move isn't on
the list of stuff he does!
Rex now returns the flurry of blows on Sincere. Rex runs to the
rope and drops a big boot across the chest of the BlackHeart. Rex
"helps" Sincere stand and cinches in an arm bar. He signals the
crowd....
Fortune: T-Rex going for the rope walk! The crowd is loving it!
Hunt: What is he? Some kind of deadman?
Rex climbs to the top turnbuckle and starts his stroll across the
ring. Sincere charges in and yanks the rope Rex is standing on, then pulls back
hard against Rex's arm. The back and forth movement makes Rex wobbly, and Rex
has to jump down off the ropes to the outside to avoid injury.
Fortune: Sincere held onto T-Rex's arm! T-Rex's full weight from
that fall landed squarely on the upper arm of Sincere!
Rex hangs from the top rope by his arm as Sincere tries to pull
Rex into the ring with the arm that he didn't let go of. Finally letting go,
Rex folds down to the floor. Sincere slides out and works on the hurt arm, trying
to further aggravate the injury. Sincere steps back and charges in with a knee
lift that robs Rex of fresh air. Sincere with a quick DDT drops Rex to the
floor again.
Sincere stands Rex up and whips him into the announce table.
Fortune: Incoming!
Hunt: Whoa! Watch...(static from the impact)
Sincere slams Rex's head down on the table. Another thud. Sincere
bends down and says to Rex "Swing now, Mr.Midwest!". Sincere goes for
another head smash but Rex reverses the move and it's Sincere who connects. Rex,
measures up Sincere and connects with a standing dropkick that put both men to
the floor. Rex quick to his feet, Sincere to his knees. Rex sets up and lands
an axe kick that plants Sincere head first on the floor.
Hunt: Hey! No fair! Get back in the ring with that you cheater!
Rex gives Alex a "you want some of this?" look and lays
out Sincere flat on the table. Rex climbs into the ring. The crowd is going
wild as they cheer on Rex. Rex climbs to the top turnbuckle, sets and then goes
airborne
CRASH! CRUNCH! THUD!
Fortune: GREAT STEPHON ELIJAH! T-Rex with a swanton bomb that
destroys the table and quite possibly both men!
Hunt: I have never seen a big man perform a move like that in all
my years of color commentating!
With the support of the crowd, Rex stumbles to his feet,
staggering away and using the "safety rail" to support himself, Rex
waits for Sincere. Sincere gains a vertical base and turns to face an incoming
Rex on a collision course...
Hunt: Aaawww!
Fortune: Sincere pulled Alex in the way of an incoming T-Rex!
Rex hits the brakes and doesn't flatten Alex Hunt. Pushing Alex
forcibly out of the way...
Fortune: Ohmigosh! Sincere just bent T-Rex over with that spear!
Hunt: I'm fine, Alex, thanks for asking!
Fortune: Huh?
Sincere drops a knee to the injured arm of Rex.
Fortune: Sincere is like a shark! One taste of blood and he zooms
in!
Hunt: Yep, he's a dirty player alright!
Fortune: Dirty player? Alex, has your opinion of Sincere changed
due to that incident where he sacrificed you to stay out of harm's way?
Hunt: Changed my opinion? What are you kidding? That was a great
move!
Fortune: Sometimes I really wonder about you!
Ref Donald Fey finally tries to exert his authority, but Sincere
will hear nothing of it. Sincere grabs a steel chair and tosses it into the
ring. He dumps T-Rex into the ring next and then goes for the chair. Rex is
still groggy from the abuse and Sincere measures up the shoulder of Rex....
Ref Fey from behind, stops the impending chair from connecting.
Sincere turns to have a "discussion" with the ref. Rex, favoring the
injured arm, gets to his feet.
Fortune: Listen to this crowd!
Sincere turns back to Rex, Rex with a big boot to the face of
Sincere. Sincere wobbles on his feet.
Hunt: Lookout! He's coming at you!
Fortune: T-Rex going for the Extinction!
Rex struggles with the injured arm but gets Sincere up on his
shoulders. Rex holds Sincere, waiting to gain strength for the next part of the
move.
Fortune: The crowd is loving this!
Hunt: Oh quit showing off!
Rex with a determined look and a grimace and grunt of pain falls
forwards, driving Sincere down face first to the mat in the Extinction. The
crowd is on their feet. Rex with the cover...
1...2...
Fortune: Three! Your winner, T-Rex! He will meet Deacon Kane in a
few for the chance to meet Magic for the World Title!
Rex stands up still favoring his arm, cradling it close to his
body. Ref Fey raises the other arm. Sincere with a knee to the small of the
back of Rex, rides “The Enforcer” to the mat and slaps on a crossface submission
hold.
Fortune: No! Get him out of there!
Hunt: Well, he's on the right arm anyway! Hehee!
Sincere’s cinches in the hold on the already injured right arm.
Leaning way back and screaming incoherantly.
Refs flood the ring and finally break Sincere off of Rex. Rex
fights to stand but refuses help. Walking gingerly back up the ramp the crowd
cheers for T-Rex.
---“Kool
Hand” Luke LaVerne---
< the screen shows
flashing images of Kool hand Luke Laverne at the skate park , hitting the ramps
on his board inter cut with wrestling action . With a mike Petters and the
Poets of Justice sound track played LOUD over the top . >
A loud Voice shouts : ARE YOU READY !!!!!!!!
and Luke Laverne skates down the entrance ramp , hiting a jump ramp at the base
of the ring that jumps him into the ring itself . where he spins out .
Luke takes a mike from the ring announcer : Cut My Music .
Luke to the crowd : How's it hanging out there ,
( crowd pops with huge face cheer )
Luke to the crowd again : I'm here to talk about Dark Horizon . Where I get a
shot at Fubu's TV title belt .
( crowd pops even louder at hearing Fubu’s name )
Luke to crowd : Now that's Kool with me , You know what I am saying . Hanging
in the ring with Fubu , man that is fly . Hell ain't nothing cooler than a shot
at the TV title against the man . But the Question is will I get the Man . Will
I get him or will he be screwed out of his title before he gets to me by HKWF
( crowd boos )
Luke to the crowd : HKWF are out to screw Fubu out of the title . By
making him wrestle not once , not twice but three times in the same night
. THAT SUCKS . You know what I am saying .
So I am here tonight to make a stand against HKWF . If Fubu's matches are
rigged by HKWF I will intervene . I will see fair play .
Because when I face Fubu for the TV title , I want to face him at his best . A
fair fight . So if I win , I know I won because I was the better man on the
night . Not because HKWF screwed Fubu .
So if I win the first chance I get I will give Fubu a rematch for the title .
And HKWF and John Profit can go straight to Hell ( huge cheers )
Kool to crowd : Now you guys kick back and watch the show . Chill my friends .
Kool drops off the ring ropes and skates back up the ramp to his theme music .
---GZW
Entertainment Franchise---
The Zero-tron springs
to life showing the nightlife skyline of downtown Atlanta. It zooms in on
Nathaniel Davis standing on the very top of the GZW Coliseum, below him is the
huge “GZW 2K1” neon banner. Davis, dressed in blue khaki pants with a GZW crew
shirt on, looks out over the city.
“A lot of talk has
been goin’ on lately about wrestlers who have been here from day one. About who
is a “foundin’ father” around GZW. Funny thing about it is that from the
beginnin’ there have been only TWO men
here from the start. One of those men is Jung-Lei Hiroshuma, the man simply
known as Sincere. It was my brother-in-law that stepped into the EWO spotlight
as it’s top heel and ran with the success. It was the “evil” Jade Dragon that
brought the darkness to that fed enroute to holdin’ three separate titles in
three separate divisions.”
“The other man who was
there from the conception was me, Nathaniel Davis. Sure I have only tasted gold
only one time and that bein’ the IC belt, but it is much more than that. It’s
about doin’ promotional tours, interviews, guest appearances at house shows
when no one else does. It’s about settin’ up and tearin’ down the ring when the
GZW goes on the road, not just jumpin’ on a plane to make it to the next show.
It’s about bein’ at EVERY single
show even when you are not booked on the card. Would it be nice to wear the
Heavyweight strap around my waist? Sure it would. What wrestler worth their
salt wouldn’t want to be the top wrestler in this great federation?”
“ My satisfaction
comes from seeing the new blood come into this fed and succeedin’ like Fubu.
Men that do not let the fame associated with bein’ a superstar rush to their
heads. The joy of seein’ a strugglin’ wrestler overcome and win in the end,
that is what bein’ a “foundin’ father” is all about.”
“A true leader knows
how to be a true follower. No truer words have ever been spoken. This fed
doesn’t have enough followers. After all is said and done, when the top strap
changes hands, when your time in the main event spotlight fades, what becomes
of the “magic” then? “
“ Protectin’ the GZW
from within’ and without is what Nathaniel Davis has been doin’ from day one.
Come what may, it will be me that will be in GZW.”
---Second
Round Heavyweight Tournament: “Wicked One” Deacon Kane vs. “The
Enforcer” T-Rex---
Fortune: Here we go, Alex. The monster Deacon Kane against T-Rex,
the winner of the match will face Magic for a shot at the GZW World Title
tonight!
The massive Deacon Kane makes his way down to the ring for his
second match of the night. Deacon walks up the steel steps as the fans shower
him with boos. He steps over the top rope and into the ring, ready for his
match.
"MidWest Swing" plays as a determined T-Rex runs down to
the ring, the fans popping loudly for their favorite. Rex slides into the ring
and takes the fight to Deacon, firing off rapid right hands.
Fortune: T-Rex starts off the match with huge right hands that
rock “The Wicked One”!
Rex has Deacon against the ropes, hammering him with punches. Rex
with a clothesline sends Deacon out of the ring and down to the floor.
Fortune: Out goes Deacon Kane!
Deacon gets up slowly on the arena floor. Rex grabs the ropes and
slingshots himself out of the ring and wipes out Deacon with a plancha. Rex
gets back up to his feet as the fans pop. Rex lifts Deacon up and slams his
face into the steel ring post. Rex rolls the giant back into the ring. Rex gets
up on the apron as Deacon slowly gets up to his feet. Rex hops onto the rope
and springboards off with a clothesline. But Deacon catches him around the
waist and drops Rex to the mat with an overhead belly to belly suplex.
Fortune: The strength of Deacon Kane comes into play as he just
tossed T-Rex like a rag doll!
Rex gets up slowly holding his back as Deacon stalks his prey.
Deacon drops several hammering forearm blows to the lower back of Rex. Rex
drops down to his hands and knees. Deacon stands above Rex. The big man jumps
high up and comes crashing down on the back of Rex.
Hunt: Break his back!
Fortune: Deacon Kane working on the back of T-Rex!
Deacon lifts Rex back up to his feet. Deacon lifts up Rex by the
waist and drives his back down to the mat with a walking side slam. As Rex lays
on the mat, Deacon gets up to his feet, bounces off the ropes and drops a huge
legdrop across his throat.
Fortune: Devastating legdrop from “The Wicked One”!
Deacon lifts Rex up to his feet. The fans clap and chant, trying
to rally Rex. “The Enforcer” fights back with right hands. But Deacon stops the
offensive rally with a huge headbutt. The big man lifts up Rex and shoves him
into the corner. Rex drives his massive shoulder into his midsection, the air
leaving the lungs of Rex. Deacon with an Irish whip sends Rex diagonally across
the ring to the opposite corner. Deacon, with a head of steam, charges at Rex
in the corner. But Rex gets out of the way. Deacon hits the turnbuckle hard.
Rex hops out of the ring and down to the Coliseum floor. Rex grabs Deacon's
legs and pulls his crotch hard to the steel post, “crotching” Deacon.
Fortune: Deacon's "lower extremities" meet the steel
post!
With the fans cheering and Deacon's crotch against the post, Rex
grabs Deacon's leg and slams his leg against the steel post, not once, but
several times.
Hunt: That damn T-Rex is going break his leg!
Rex slides back into the ring as Deacon pulls himself up using the
ring ropes. Rex kicks away at Deacon's leg. Rex with several right hands and
goes for an Irish whip. Reversal by Deacon. Rex bounces off the ropes and runs
into...
Fortune: Big boot by Deacon! But I think he may have tweaked his
leg a bit on that big boot!
Hunt: He's a big boy! He'll be okay! Get him, Deacon!
Deacon lifts Rex up to his feet. Deacon grabs Rex with a gutwrench
and slams him down to the mat with a gutwrench suplex. With Rex on the mat,
Deacon looks to crowd as they shower him with boos. Deacon slowly lifts Rex up
to his feet. With ease, Deacon lifts Rex up in a gorilla press over his head.
But Rex slips off and lands behind him. Deacon turns around. Rex lifts up
Deacon by the waist off the ground and drops him with an inverted atomic drop.
Fortune: Deacon gets dropped on his "family jewels!"
Deacon stands stunned, clutching his lower region. Rex bounces off
the ropes for momentum and nails a clothesline.
Fortune: Deacon is still standing!
Rex bounces off the ropes again with another clothesline. Deacon
wobbles but is still up. Rex then leaps up and nails a dropkick. Deacon falls
backwards against the ropes...
Fortune: Deacon Kane gets stuck in the ropes!
Hunt: No!
The big man is helpless as his arms are stuck in the tangled top
and middle ropes. The fans erupt in anticipation. Rex moves in on the helpless
giant and fires off rapid-fire rights and lefts to the head.
Fortune: T-Rex is letting Deacon Kane have it!
Hunt: Where is Sincere?
Rex backs up as the fans are on their feet. Rex charges at the
helpless Deacon. But at the last moment, the big man frees himself and with a
back body drop, elevates Rex over the top rope, sending his opponent out of the
ring and crashing down to the Coliseum floor.
Fortune: Ohmigosh!
Hunt: Out goes the garbage!
Rex slowly gets up to his feet on the floor as Deacon regains his
strength in the ring. Deacon reaches down over the top rope and pulls Rex up to
the apron. Rex musters his strength and drives a shoulder into the midsection
of Deacon. Rex uses the top rope to slingshot himself over Rex going for a
sunset flip.
Fortune: Can T-Rex get Deacon down for the pin?
Laying on the mat, Rex tries to pull down Deacon with the sunset
flip. But Deacon will not go down. Deacon instead jumps high in the air, coming
down with a sitdown splash onto Rex's chest.
Fortune: But T-Rex gets out of the way! Deacon's bum comes
crashing down to the mat!
Hunt: His bum is on the mat! His bum is on the mat!
Both men get up slowly. Deacon goes for a right hand, but Rex
blocks it and fires back several stinging right hands. Irish whip by Rex,
reversal by Deacon. Deacon goes to scoop up Rex coming off the ropes, but T-Rex
floats over and lands behind Deacon. Rex hooks Deacon with a rear waistlock,
lifts him up with all his strength and drops him on the back of his neck with a
German suplex.
Fortune: Holy Jazmin Andrea! T-Rex with the German suplex on
Deacon Kane! What a ring rattler!
Hunt: I can't believe it! For a big man, T-Rex has some impressive
moves!
Fortune: T-Rex gets up slowly holding his back! He may have thrown
out his back on lifting the 478 lbs. Deacon Kane!
Deacon gets up slowly to his feet, bent over at the waist. Rex
bounces off the ropes and drops an ax kick to the back of his head. The fans
erupt as Rex gets back up to his feet.
Fortune: With the big man down, T-Rex is going up to the top rope!
But he is moving slowly as he is heavily favoring his back!
The massive monster lays prone in the center of the ring. Rex
walks the top rope, displaying his agility. The crowd roars as T-Rex leaps off
from the middle of the top rope and drops a flying elbow drop to the chest of
Deacon.
Fortune: T-Rex connects! But he may have hurt his back! T-Rex
makes the cover! This could be it!
1…2…
Fortune: No! Deacon Kane gets a shoulder up!
Hunt: Can't keep “The Wicked One” down!
Rex gets up and lifts Deacon up to his feet. Rex with several
right hands followed with an Irish whip. Reversed by Deacon. Rex comes off the
ropes. Deacon catches him and slams him down to the mat with a
"Bossman" sideslam.
Fortune: Deacon slams T-Rex down on his bad back!
Hunt: Break his back, break his will!
Deacon slowly gets up to his feet trying to regain his senses. Rex
lays on the mat holding his back. The big man bounces off the ropes and goes
for The End (big splash). But Rex gets his knees up.
Fortune: Deacon comes down right on T-Rex's knees! Deacon is on
the mat clutching his midsection!
Hunt: But T-Rex is not in any better shape! He got 478 pounds
dropped on his knees!
The fans are on their feet as both competitors slowly get up to
theirs, fatigue setting in. The two combatants slug it out, throwing wild
punches. Rex gets the upperhand, drawing energy from the fans. Rex with
lightning quick rights to the head. Rex goes for an Irish whip, but the massive
Deacon reverses. Deacon drops his head down for a back body drop. Rex bounces
off the ropes and quickly capitalizes by hooking Deacon's head and drops him
down to the mat with a DDT.
Fortune: T-Rex with the DDT! T-Rex is back up to his feet! He's
lifting Deacon Kane to his feet! Don't tell me...T-Rex is going for the
Extinction! (Lift up opponent in a reverse powerbomb position, then drop
forward, dropping opponent face first to the mat).
The fans cheer wildly as Rex goes to lift Deacon up to set him up
for the Extinction.
Fortune: Can he do it?
Rex gives it his all, but his bad back fails him. Rex drops to his
knees clutching his back. Deacon grabs Rex by the hair and lifts him up to his
feet. The bigger man pushes the big man down, placing his head between his
legs. Deacon lifts Rex by the waist up over his shoulders and drives Rex down
to the mat with a “wicked” powerbomb.
Fortune: Holy Jazmin Andrea! T-Rex got slammed down onto his bad
back! Deacon with the cover!
Hunt: This one's over!
1…2…
Fortune: 2 and 99/100ths! T-Rex does get a shoulder up at the
absolutely last possible moment!
Hunt: Doh!
The massive monster is in absolute shock as the fans erupt. Deacon
lifts Rex up by the hair up to his feet. Rex fights back with right hands to
the midsection of the big man. Deacon with a huge right hand. Irish whip by
Deacon. T-Rex bounces off the ropes. Deacon goes for a huge clothesline. Rex
ducks the massive arm, hits the far ropes and rebounds back. Deacon catches Rex
coming off the ropes and locks in a bearhug.
Fortune: Deacon with the bearhug!
Hunt: There we go! Squeeze him!
The massive monster with his large arms around Rex's body,
squeezes like a vice, squeezing the life out of Rex.
Fortune: Deacon Kane is wreaking havoc on T-Rex's back! How much
more pain can he take?!
Hunt: No one can withstand the power of Deacon Kane!
The fans try desperately to try to cheer on Rex. Rex fights with
every ounce of strength. Deacon, smelling the kill, grips Rex tighter. Several
cracks can be heard as T-Rex's body goes limp. Referee Paulie Newman has no
choice but to call for the bell.
Fortune: Ref Newman has called for the bell! He's awarding the
match to Deacon Kane! Deacon is moving on to face Magic for the GZW World
Title! T-Rex held out for as long as he possibly could!
Hunt: But in the end, not T-Rex and definitely not his back could
survive the might of Deacon Kane!
~~~ Smooth ~~~ "The Right Decision" by Jesus Jones hits the PA, and Team Smooth come ontothe entranceway. Crystal is in a little black dress with her hair downlooking gorgeous. Baz is in a standard tux. Smooth is in a tux with a reddickie bow and the sunglasses. Kandi:"It's Team Smooth!" Hunt:"Oh very observant Kandi! Give her a banana! What are these losers doing outhere? And what the hell is that lousy music?" Kandi:"That's 'The Right Decision' by Jesus Jones!" Hunt:"Well it's crap! It's even worse than that Sade tune that Bond usually comesout to. Why the hell does he come out to 80s and early 90s crap? Everyoneelse comes out to Rap and Nu-Metal!" Kandi:"Isn't it obvious? Smooth is smooth and doesn't want to be associated withthe ennui of wrestling! Also, I reckon he's an Indie Dinosaur at heart!" Smooth holds the Intercontinental title up with one hand and puts his otherarm around Crystal. Baz moves to the side and points at Smooth. The crowdcheer loudly. After a moments pose, the three head to the ring hitting lowfives as they go. Hunt:"God I hate sickly sweet fan favourites like Team Smooth!" Kandi:"Well I think Team Smooth are great!" Smooth and Crystal enter the ring, and Baz gets a table from underneath it.He pushes it into the ring and Crystal sets it up. Meanwhile, Smooth callsfor a microphone which is thrown to him. Baz chucks a steel chair toCrystal, and she sets it up. As Baz gets in the ring, "The Right Decision"fades. Smooth:"The name's Smooth, Team Smooth, and we've got something to prove!" Smooth does the eyebrow, the peer over his lowered glasses, and the smirk.Crystal does something close. Baz looks like a gurner on a bad day. Kandi:"That's so sweet! You've gotta love Baz!" Hunt:"I think he's an idiot..." Smooth reaches into his inside pocket and pulls out two sheets of paper. Smooth:"This is your ridiculous contract Pimp that means you are going to get yourlegs waxed!" Smooth slams it on the table, and pulling a designer pen from out of hisother inside pocket, signs it with a flourish. Smooth:"I know you only wanted me to sign this so that you could get my autographPimp, but sacrificing your leg hair to get it is a bit OTT! I'd have givenit to you freely if you'd have kissed my feet!" Baz reaches into his inside pocket, and pulls out another sheet of paper. Hehands it to Smooth. Smooth brandishes the sheet of paper. Smooth:"Now THIS is MY stipulation! You got yours; now I get mine! Pimp, next weekat Dark Horizon... you will be facing 'Smooth Operator' Billy Bond, theIntercontinental Champion, in a SMOOTH RULES MATCH!" The crowd pop loudly, and Smooth absorbs the cheers like a sponge. Kandi:"Smooth rules match! Woah! Smooth saves those for the people he REALLYhates!" Smooth:"Now, in case you don't know what a Smooth Rules match is... you have to geta Smooth victory that covers all angles of professional wrestling. You needa pinfall, a countout, and a submission! Oh... and it's NOdisqualification!" Smooth puts the contract on the table, and signs. Smooth:"You got your stip Pimp, now I want mine! Sign my contract or be revealed asthe man living in fear that you are! Sign this contract Pimp, and DarkHorizon is gonna be exceptionally Smooth!" "The Right Decision" hits the PA, and team Smooth leave the ring to a hugecheer from the crowd. Kandi:"The crowd firmly behind Smooth for his 'Loser gets their legs waxed' SmoothRules match for the Intercontinental title at Dark Horizon!" Hunt:
"Huh!
The fans know nothing...
---The Haires---
{“Pet Names For Genitallia” hits over the PA, and the british fans rise to their feet, and The Haire Family, Mammy, Nazal, Pat, Fanny and Willie walks down to the ring. Willie is wearing an “I’m with stupid” T-Shirt, whereas the twin sisters are wearing big onion suits, and Mammy is wearing a “Superman” T-shirt. Nazal is bare-chested, and holding a mic. The family all rush for the stairs to climb into the ring, but they all squash in, and Pat knocks Mammy off, and Nazal knocks Willie off! Nazal, and the twins get in the ring.}
Nazal:
Hello to all our fans in Germany!!!
{The
crowd boo viciously, and Pat nudges her father.}
Nazal:
Oh yes, hello to all our fans in the UK!!!
{The
crowd erupts in cheers for the Haires, as Willie and Mammy get in the ring as
well.}
Nazal:
Well it seems that at Dark Horizon next week, GZW has picked Willie and me,
perhaps the greatest father and son team in history, against our good friends
Risky Gold, HKWF’s stormriders, and some new son and father team, Damo and Had-
{Willie
walks up beside Nazal, and the “I’m with stupid” arrow points to Nazal. Willie
smiles cheesily as the crowd laughs.}
Willie:
{Taking the mic from Nazal.} Yes daddy, we are against Risky Gold, who are very
very nice and like us and we like them, two all round good guys, then we have
these big bad baddies the Storm Riders. Well, they have said some mean things,
and Mammy said she’d give me some money if I beated them especially for her!!!
{Mammy
flashes a smile with her ugly teeth.}
Willie:
But then we have these two big copy cats Dameon and Hades, they don’t like
StormRiders, but they make fun of us, they make fun of Risky Gold. And that
makes us a sad family.
{In
unison, the entire family frown at the camera.}
Willie:
I don’t know if Dameon and his dad, or Hades and his son, or whatever it is are
goodies or baddies or what, but I think they better make up their mind soon,
because the Black Horizon is coming and..
Nazal:
{Interupting} That’s dark horizon Willie.
Willie:
Oh..hehe!
Mammy,
Fanny and Pat: Oh..Willie!
Nazal:
That’s our boy!
{They
all stick their thumbs up at the camera, and cheesy music plays and for no
reason, credits zoom up and down the screen and the scene fades to black.}
---“Lone Gunman” John Taylor---
{The
Lone Gunman is backstage at MNM in his locker room. He is shining up his Light
Heavyweight Title, and whistling. When he realises the camera is on him, he
looks up.}
Taylor:
Oh hello Pitfighter. It’s me, Gunman. I’ve been waiting here all night, I don’t
know where you are, I’ve been waiting for a long long time. Pitfighter, {in a
much more serious tone} I don’t like waiting, especially when it’s for an
insignificant little rodent like you! Pitfighter, seeing as you are so silent,
its only fitting that silence becomes your downfall. Armpit, I know your
weaknesses, I know you, and I am ready for you.
Pit,
I see this as no more than a pathetic attempt to get revenge by Tate Edmonson,
and once again, I will turn the tables, Pit, you can fight it, or you can just
accept it, it is inevitable, you will be picked apart at Dark Horizon, and I
mean piece by piece. The hitman’s orders are in, and the target is locked, this
Sunday, the gun..will fire, and you will be silenced. I’m waiting!
{The
scene fades out}
---Fubu---
{Fubu
and Helen are in the canteen of the arena. They are enjoying each other’s
company, and some English cocoa.}
Helen:
Fubu, you never actually replied to Kool did you?
Fubu:
Hey, you’re right! Kool, if you’re watching this, I wanna say thanks for your
offer to take one of the matches, but there are some up and coming “giants” to
the GZW, Jai Ray and Manic, and both need to be put in their places, and have
their ratings literally put through the roof, because at Dark Horizon, both those kids are gonna pay the
Extreme Consequences!
{The
scene fades out}
---Surprise Attack---
{Pitfighter
is in the hallway, smoking a cigarette. He takes the last puff, and tosses it
on the floor, then mashes it into the ground. He walks towards the canteen
area, when he is suddenly attacked by Lone Gunman!}
Taylor:
{Kendo stick in hand} How do you like this? {Whacks the stick against Pit’s
back} Huh? I asked you a question! {He digs the weapon into the heart of
Pitfighter.} Ain’t so hot now are ya? Ain’t so big and bad! Your time is coming
Armpit, it’s coming! {Taylor breaks the stick over Pit’s head, and then applies
the Silencer!} Hehehe!! Scream!!! Squeal like the pig you are!!! Squeal for
Tate Edmonson!! Squeal for every damn GZW wrestler!!!! Squeal for mercy!!!
Mercy that you make it to Dark Horizon! Hahaha!!!
{Gunman
maintains the hold as Pit taps and taps, and the scene fades to black.}
---GZW
World Heavyweight Championship Match: “Wicked One” Deacon Kane vs.
“Desert Storm” Magic---
Fortune: It’s come down to this! The GZW World Champion Magic will
defend the belt against the man-monster that has already wrestled twice
tonight, Deacon Kane!
Hunt: What a match it is going to be! Magic Firing, the GZW World
Champ, the “Desert Storm”, one of the founding fathers of GZW. He’s got the
credentials to prove he’s the best in the ring. But he is going up against the
young, hungry and very vicious Deacon Kane. While I would call this match
pretty much even, I would have to give the nod to Magic as he hasn’t had to
wrestle earlier in the night!
"Hair of the Dog" by Nazareth blares on the Coliseum
speakers to introduce the 7 foot 4 inch, 478 lbs behemoth, Deacon Kane. The
large challenger slowly makes his way down the rampway to meet his destiny in
the ring.
"Bittersweet” by Fuel signals the entrance of the GZW World
Champion, Magic. The confident champion makes his way down to the ring as the
fans cheer him.
Fortune: The epic clash between Deacon Kane and Magic is finally
going to take place!
Hunt: Let’s go, Deacon!
The current GZW World Champion and the massive challenger stand
nose to nose as the fans are on their feet anxious to see the two men tear into
each other. The two men start to talk trash. Magic winds back and lands a few
right hands to the head. The big man just rubs his jaw as if the blows had no
effect. Deacon just palms the face of the champ and shoves him backwards down
to the mat.
Fortune: Deacon Kane is just so strong and so big, I don't know
how Magic can stand toe to toe with him!
Magic slowly gets up to his feet as the big monster motions at
Magic to bring it on. Magic charges at Deacon. Deacon goes for a clothesline,
but Magic ducks it. Magic, now behind Deacon, quickly hooks his waist, trying
to lift him for a belly to back. But Deacon doesn't budge. Instead, the giant
just grabs Magic in a side headlock and then drops down with a bulldog.
Hunt: Man, this is brutal!
Deacon lifts the Champ up to his feet and shoves him into the
corner. The big man stomps away on him with massive boots to the midsection.
Deacon with an Irish whip sends Magic across the ring and into the opposite
corner. Deacon charges in with a clothesline, but Magic gets a boot up to the
face of a charging Deacon. The big man, holding his face, turns his back away
from Magic in pain. Magic moves in from behind, grabs Deacon by the hair and
then slams his face into the mat with a "stroke" facebuster.
Fortune: Magic just slammed that massive cranium into the canvas!
Hunt: Magic is going to get Deacon mad!
With the big man on the mat, Magic stomps away on him, laying in
kicks to the ribs as well. Magic then lifts Deacon up and rocks his head with a
series of European uppercuts. Magic then goes to whip Deacon to the ropes, but
Deacon reverses it. Magic bounces off the ropes. Deacon with a clothesline, but
the champ ducks it. Magic, now behind Deacon back to back, reaches back, grabs
his head and drops the big man with a neckbreaker.
Fortune: Deacon has got the advantage in strength and size, but
Magic may have the edge in technical ability!
With Deacon down, Magic lifts up his massive leg and stomps on it,
working on the leg.
Fortune: The master opportunist, Magic goes to work on the leg
that Deacon injured in his match earlier tonight with T-Rex!
Hunt: Damn that Tate Edmonson for setting up this match! Anything
to protect his boy, Magic!
Magic, after stomping on the leg, then goes for a figure four. But
Deacon, with his free leg, kicks Magic away. Deacon slowly gets up, trying to
walk off the pain in his leg. But Magic charges in with a shoulder tackle from
behind to the bad leg.
Fortune: Magic just clips the leg of Deacon Kane!
Magic lifts Deacon up to his feet and grabs his bad leg. Magic
with a dragon screw leg whip to further wreck havoc on the leg. Magic still
holds onto the leg and lifts up Deacon for another dragon screw. But Deacon
reaches out with his long arms, grabs Magic by the head, pulls him close and
lands a huge headbutt that drops the Champ down to the mat.
Fortune: Deacon Kane with a meeting of the minds!
Magic gets up to his feet as Deacon walks off the pain in his leg.
Deacon with huge right hands to the head of Magic followed by an Irish whip.
Magic bounces off the ropes. Deacon with a back body drop sends the Champ high
up in the air and crashing down to the mat. The Desert Storm gets up to his
feet, holding his back. Deacon charges with a running clothesline that sends
Magic over the top rope and out of the ring.
Fortune: Magic is sent out of the ring and down to the Coliseum
floor!
Deacon goes to the floor as well. Deacon lifts up Magic and
hammers him with forearm blows. Deacon then lifts up Magic and slams his face
into the steel guardrail.
Hunt: This is a physical matchup!
Fortune: This is for the GZW World Title after all! This is the
time to bring out your "A" game!
Deacon lifts up Magic and carries him over his shoulder. Deacon
charges at the ring post to slam Magic’s face into it, but Magic slides off
behind him. Magic pushes the charging Deacon in the back and the big man goes
face first into the steel ring post instead.
With Deacon dazed after his collision with the ring post, Magic
lifts Deacon by the waist from behind and drops him to the floor with a belly
to back suplex.
Hunt: That scrawny punk lifted Deacon for the belly to back!
Fortune: Who said Magic wasn’t strong?
Magic then lifts up Deacon and rolls him back in the ring. The
World Champ then climbs up to the top turnbuckle as Deacon gets to his feet.
Magic leaps off and drops a double ax-handle to the top of Deacon’s head. Magic
goes for the cover, but only gets one.
Hunt: Magic is going to have to do more than that to put away
Deacon! Maybe he needs a bomb!
Magic lifts Deacon up and shoves him into the corner. The champion
stomps a proverbial mudhole in the big man then chokes him with his boot across
the throat.
Fortune: Magic showing his viciousness with the choke!
Referee Richard Dark administers his count and Magic breaks at 4
and ˝. Magic lifts Deacon out of the corner and up to his feet. Magic places
Deacon’s throat across the middle rope, choking him on it. Magic then backs up,
charges and leaps at Deacon, trying to jump on the back of his neck. But the
big man gets out of the way. Magic lands crotch first on the middle rope.
Fortune: Huge mistake by the champ!
As Magic is caught in the ropes, Deacon charges with a
clothesline. Magic falls out through the ropes, but his leg is caught in the
tangled ropes.
Fortune: Magic is stuck hanging upside down out of the ring as his
foot is stuck in the ropes! I’ve never seen anything like that!
Deacon then goes to the floor and grabs the steel steps. Deacon
then goes to where Magic is and place the steps under his head. Deacon grabs
the head of the upside down champ and slams it against the steel steps.
Fortune: Holy Jazmin Andrea! Talk about innovative offense!
Ref Dark gets involved by unhooking Magic’s leg from the ropes.
Magic then falls to the Coliseum floor. Deacon lifts up the Champ by the hair
near the Pig Latin announcing table. Deacon grabs Magic by the throat and lifts
him high in the air for a chokeslam.
Fortune: No! Don’t tell me!
As Magic is held high in the air by the throat, he swings his leg
and nails Deacon in the face with a knee. Magic lands on his feet on the Pig
Latin announcing table.
Ony-tay Chiavonne-say: Ook-lay! E’s-hay n-oay he-tay able-tay!
Ark-may Adden-may: Elp-hay!
Magic, while standing on the table, grabs the head of the seven
foot monster and drives him face first through the table with an
"x-factor" sitdown facebuster.
Fortune: Holy Jazmin Andrea! Deacon just got his face driven
through the table by Magic who also went down hard! What carnage!
Hunt: Oochie wally, she bang bang!
Ony-tay Chiavonne-say: His-tay y-may riends-fay s-iay he-tay
reatest-gay oment-may n-iay he-tay istory-hay f-oay ur-oay reat-gay port-say!
Ark-may Adden-may: Nootchies-say ootchies-bay!
The crowd is chanting "G-Z-W" in appreciation of the
great effort by both men, regardless that Deacon is not a fan favorite. Magic
gets up to his feet and lifts up the bloodied Deacon to his feet and rolls him
into the ring. Magic climbs up to the top turnbuckle as Deacon gets up to his
feet. Magic leaps off going for a flying clothesline, but Deacon catches him
with a big boot to the face.
Fortune: Deacon with the big boot knocked Magic out of midair!
Deacon wipes the blood off his face as he lifts Magic up to his
feet. Deacon lifts him high in the air in a vertical suplex, waits a moment and
then drops Magic on his back with a delayed suplex. The cover by Deacon.
Fortune: We could have a new GZW World Champion!
1…2…
Fortune: No! Kick out by Magic!
Deacon Kane, feeling that the victory is close at hand, lifts
Magic back up to his feet. Irish whip by Deacon. Magic bounces off the ropes
and runs right into a bearhug.
Fortune: Deacon locks in the bearhug with his massive arms! Will
Magic give up?
Hunt: If I know that little punk Magic, he won’t! But then again,
he’s in the clutches of the most dominant physical force in the wrestling world
today!
Deacon locks in the bearhug as Ref Dark checks on Magic. But the
champ fights back with a headbutt that catches Deacon in the eye, causing the
big man to drop him.
Fortune: Magic got out of the bearhug!
Magic quickly grabs Deacon and drops him with a Russian legsweep.
Deacon does not stay down. The giant slowly gets up to his hands and knees.
Magic quickly hooks both of his arms and hits a double arm DDT.
Fortune: Magic drives his head into the mat! Can this do it? Magic
with the cover!
1…2…
Fortune: No! Deacon Kane with the kickout!
Magic lifts Deacon up to his feet. Magic with several European
uppercuts. Irish whip by Magic sends Deacon to the ropes. Magic charges in as
Deacon comes off the ropes. Magic with a running knee to the midsection of the
big man sends Deacon flipping over, landing in a seated position. Magic moves
in from behind and locks in a dragon sleeper.
Fortune: Can Magic wear down Deacon with the dragon sleeper?
Magic locks in the dragon sleeper, but the big man will not stay
down. Deacon gets up slowly, trying to escape. But Magic just drops straight
down with a reverse DDT.
Fortune: What a move by the champ! Magic with the cover!
1...2…
Fortune: Deacon Kane kicks out at two! What will it take for one
of these men to finish their opponent?
Magic lifts Deacon up to his feet. The champion, unwilling to give
up his title, unleashes stiff right hands to the head of the large challenger
in the corner. Magic goes for an Irish whip to the opposite corner, but it is
reversed by Deacon sending Magic back into the original corner where Ref Dark
happens to be.
Fortune: Richard Dark just got clobbered! Deacon with the reversal
of the whip sent Magic back into the corner, Ref Dark happened to get caught
between Magic and the turnbuckle! And I think when the ref went down, he hit
his head hard on the mat!
Hunt: This match can go either way right now! Wait! Look who’s
coming out! It’s the EX-President
of GZW, Tate Edmonson!
Fortune: Good! With Richard Dark out, we need someone of Tate’s
upstanding moral character to preside over the proceedings!
The crowd explodes with cheers as the Director of Wrestling
Affairs makes his way down to ringside. With Ref Dark out, both men turn to
each other and start to trade punches. The larger and stronger Deacon gets the
better of the exchange. Deacon whips Magic to the ropes. Magic bounces off the
ropes and ducks a clothesline. Magic turns around. Magic with a…
Fortune: Magic hits Maximum Overdrive! (VanDaminator) This could
do it! But Ref Dark is still out!
Hunt: I bet Tate is going to abuse his power to give Magic the
win!
Magic covers Deacon and furiously pounds on the mat to simulate a
three count. Tate looks to Magic in the ring and tells him to focus on Deacon
since Ref Dark is out. Magic lifts Deacon back up to his feet and rifles off
several right hands to the head of Deacon. Magic then looks to Tate and calls
for a stunner. Magic turns his back to Deacon and reaches back for his head.
But Deacon pushes Magic in the back, shoving him away. Magic bounces off the
ropes. Deacon catches the Champion by the throat, lifts him high in the air…
Fortune: Deacon with a vicious chokeslam on Magic! But there is no
ref!
Deacon this time makes the cover, but Ref Dark is still out. With
Magic on the mat, Deacon gets on the middle turnbuckle.
Fortune: The big man is looking for The End (big splash) off the
top!
Deacon is on the middle turnbuckle measuring up Magic for the
splash. But Tate gets on the apron to distract Deacon.
Fortune: Tate is stalling Deacon from crushing Magic!
Hunt: Where in the world is Mr.Profit!
This buys enough time for Magic to get up. Magic goes over to
Deacon on the middle turnbuckle and hammers him with punches to the face to
stun the big man. Tate gets off the apron and back onto the floor. With Deacon
stunned and sitting on the turnbuckle, Magic grabs Deacon and…
Fortune: Magic with Sideout (falling dominator into a x-factor) on
Deacon off the turnbuckle! Magic in control, but Ref Dark is still out!
Hunt: Where is the HKWF when you need them?
Suddenly, running down the aisle is Deacon’s BlackHearts ally and
brother-in-law, Sincere.
Fortune: Oh no! Look who else has joined the party!
Sincere pushes Tate aside and heads to the timekeeper’s table to
take the World Title.
Fortune: Sincere’s got the belt!
Sincere slides into the ring with the belt and goes for a shot at
Magic’s head. Magic ducks it. Sincere turns around only to get hit with Speed
(spear/spinebuster combo).
Fortune: Down goes Sincere!
Magic picks up the World Title and looks at Deacon who is slowly
getting back up.
Fortune: Magic is going to nail Deacon with the gold! But wait!
Tate is getting in the ring!
Tate gets behind Magic as he is about to strike Deacon. Tate grabs
the belt and takes it away from Magic.
Fortune: What is going on? Magic had a chance to nail Deacon and
Tate stopped him! Is Tate now defending Deacon Kane?!?
Hunt: I don’t know how to explain it, Kandi!
Magic turns around to confront Tate as to why he took the belt out
of his hands. Tate backs away sheepishly from the irate Heavyweight Champion.
Meanwhile, Deacon gets up, grabs Magic by the neck from behind, lifts him in
the air and…
Fortune: Holy Jazmin Andrea! Deacon Kane with what can only be
described as a "reverse face first chokeslam!"
Hunt: Woohoo!
Tate gets out of the ring as Richard Dark starts to come to.
Deacon lifts Magic up again, this time setting him for the Wicked Way. Deacon
lifts Magic up in position and…
Fortune: Deacon Kane with the Wicked Way (muscle buster, elevated
cradle neckbreaker), folding Magic like an accordion! He makes the cover as Ref
Dark is back up to his feet!
1...2…
Fortune: Three! We have a new GZW World Champion! Deacon Kane is
victorious! And look! Tate Edmonson is getting in the ring…and he’s raising the
hand of Deacon?! What the holy heck is going on?
Hunt: I think we are seeing “The Future of GZW”!
Sincere and Tate stand near the newly crowned GZW World Champion
Deacon Kane as Magic slowly gets up. Magic is stunned to see Tate standing with
the BlackHearts. In a rage, Magic moves toward Tate. The Director of GZW
Wrestling Affairs holds his ground.
Tate: Whoa! Hold on, Sean!
I know that I have some explainin’ to do. Do you remember all the weeks I was
gone? I was in Hong Kong securin’ a great new business opportunity. Well,
you’re lookin’ at it. The BlackHearts, the sadistic Sincere, a former Champion
in three different divisions and the 7’ 4", 478 lbs. monster Deacon Kane,
workin’ alongside Tate Troublesome. Think about it, who can possibly stop us?
Fortune: What? The BlackHearts and Tate Edmonson…together?!?
Hunt: Wow! What a great idea! That’s probably the best idea in the
history of great ideas! And he did say “Troublesome” not Edmonson!
Tate: I leave my baby in the hands of you fan favorites and what
happens when I am gone? John Profit walks in the front door and totally
destroys everythin’ I worked for!
Magic: Why?
Tate: Simple mind, you are not seein’ the big picture. The
BlackHearts make better allies than enemies. As such, you are not GZW, but I
am!! The ONLY true
foundin’ father of GZW is Tate Troublesome!!
Magic looks to the crowd as they are all in shock over what is
going down. Tate looks at Magic as Sincere smiles evilly and Deacon Kane stands
tall with the GZW World title on his shoulder.
Tate: Sidin’ with John Profit and the HKWF is the only sensible
thing to do!
On that note, “Dig” by Mudvayne rips throughout the Coliseum as
the entire faction of HKWF rumbles down the rampway lead by Monarch. As the
faction makes it into the ring, Profit, smoking on a cigar, and Fox Giovianni
stand at the entranceway.
Fortune: Here comes the HKWF troops! The BlackHearts are already
beating down on Magic as Tate is cheering them on!
Hunt: Like Tate Troublesome always says, “It’s gonna be
Trouble,Trouble!”
As the HKWF guys volley to get shots in on Magic, a tussle occurs
in the crowd as T-Rex, Firefly, Fubu, and Smooth make their way to ringside.
They are followed by “Kool Hand” Luke LaVerne, Nathaniel Davis, and Gideon.
Pushing past Profit and Fox are the Haires, Dameon and Hades, and Risky Gold
running down the rampway.
Fortune: It looks like World War Three in the ring and we are only
one week away from Dark Horizon!
Hunt: Well Kandi, we are truly embarking on a “New Era” here in
the GZW!
Fortune: Things will never be the same again, Alex! So long
everyone! We’ll see you next week in Manchester, England for GZW’s second ever
pay-per-view, Dark Horizon!
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