---GZW Extreme Championship---
---Adam Cage © vs. “El Gambit” Santiago De Touwce---
“One Step Closer” by Linkin Park blasts through the speakers. Adam Cage comes walking into view seconds after his theme music begins. Adam then walks down the ramp with the Extreme Championship thrown over his shoulder. He makes his way to the ring and rolls inside, then taunts the crowd as the give a semi-cheer. He then holds the Extreme Championship over his head. He turns around to give the ref his title, but is suddenly knocked down by the unexpected El Gambit. Gambit picks up his opponent and waists no time. He whips Adam across the ring and waits for him to approach. As soon as he does he is taken down with a clothesline sending him to the mat. Gambit picks up his opponent and lays a few punches to his forehead. Adam Cage then retaliates with a block then a punch of his own. He then sends Gambit into one of the turnbuckles and charges at him. Gambit is then made into the meat of a sandwich as Adam squashes him between the turnbuckle and his own body. Gambit falls down, trying to catch his breath as Adam taunts around the ring.
Will: This match coming to a gweat stawt. But just keep this in mind fowks, if Adam Cage wooses this match, Pitfightew wooses his pawt of the Exweme Titwe!
Dean: So what! I don’t mind one crappy champion, but two with the SAME championship!? Now I have heard enough.
Will: Weww, wike it ow not both men awe champions and thewe is nothing we can do about it.
Adam Cage picks up his opponent and hooks him in a suplex. He lifts Gambit up and stalls him high in the air. He then turns the suplex into a sit-down powerbomb. The crowd cheers at the unique move. Adam stands back up, then starts to lay a few kicks to his opponent’s ribs. Adam then looks around, and runs out of the ring. He looks around outside of the ring, then crawls under the ring, out of sight from the crowd.
Dean: Can someone tell me what this idiot is doing!
Will: Maybe he wants to pway hide and go seek! I wike pwaying that game too, it is pweety entewtaining.
Dean: We need to get you a girl Will; I think you are really starting to get very lonely!
Gambit is now getting back on his feet. He looks around the ring and at ringside. Gambit then steps out of the ring and searches for his missing opponent. Suddenly Cage comes out from under the ring with a fire extinguisher and sprays the white mist all over Gambit’s face. Gambit staggers around for a while, but is taken down with a Puzzled Solved (Spear). Adam takes an early pin.
One…
Two…
Kickout
Adam refuses and goes for another pin.
One…
Tw…Kickout
Cage stands up and goes straight for a steel chair. He folds it up and waits fro Gambit to get to his feet. Cage charges at Gambit with the chair, but Gambit suddenly hits a missile dropkick to Adam, causing the chair to blast in his own face. Gambit is still too weak to get up, but he works on it. Adam and Gambit both rise to their feet. Gambit rolls inside of the ring as Adam gets on the apron. Gambit them runs over to Adam and jabs his stomach with his shoulder. Gambit them hooks Adam’s arm, and suplexes him from the apron to the ring.
Dean: Gambit getting back into the match.
Gambit stands back up and begins drop a few elbow drops on Adam. He then bounces off the ropes, jumps high, then lands elbow first into the mat as Adam moves out of the way. Adam and Gambit start to struggle to their feet, then start to exchange punches. Gambit then blocks a punch from Adam and pushes him into the ropes, causing him to bounce back. Gambit then takes Adam down with a clothesline, almost sending him out of his shoes.
Will: Ouch! That had to send a chiww up youw spine.
Dean: No, I think it sent a chill up Adam’s spine. He will defiantly be feeling that one later.
Adam then rolls out of the ring and starts to search around at ringside. He pulls up the ring curtain and pulls out a sledgehammer. Gambit glares at it and grins as he rolls inside the ring. He waits for Adam to get to his feet. He does and Gambit runs at him with the sledgehammer. Adam ducks the weapon at the last second. Gambit turns around and is kicked in the mid-section. He then places Gambit’s head between his legs, and lifts him up on his shoulders, looking to be going for Ending (Stalling powerbomb) but Gambit still has the sledgehammer in hand. He takes the hammer and bashes it into Adam’s head as he falls backwards with Gambit landing on top of him. The ref goes for the count.
One…
Two…
Will: Pitfighter puwws Gambit off of Cage!
Dean: What is he doing out here?!
Will: He is saving his half of the extweme titwe!
Dean: I think he should have just stayed in the back and watched this run take a beating from Gambit!
Pitfighter rolls inside the ring and picks up the sledgehammer. He waits for Gambit to get to his feet, which he does. Pit then pounds the hammer into Gambit’s head, sending him down hard. Adam is now back to his feet, with his head busted open, but the Extreme Championship in hand. He picks up the motionless gambit and lays the title down. Adam then hits Nova (Evenflow DDT) on the title! He goes for the pin.
One…
Two…
Three…
Ding Ding Ding!!!
Will: It wooks wike Adam win this one!
Dean: Pitfighter is going to get it once Gambit finds out!
Adam stands up and grabs his title as the ref raises his hand in the air. Pitfighter suddenly swipes the title out of his hand. Adam turns around in confusion, but is taken out as Pitfighter hits him with the title. Pitfighter then raises his championship above his head as the fans take their pictures. Pit rolls out of the ring and walks up the ramp while looking at the carnage he left in the ring.
Dean: Well, I guess Pit has the title for his match, which happens to be next.
Will: This ought to be one hewwuva pwobwem!
Dean: Will, no one cares about these two, so it really isn’t a problem. But now one match is down until Pimp and I win the gauntlet tag-team match!
**Commercial Break**
~~~ Extreme Title Match! ~~~
~~~ Pitfighter <c> V “Lone Gunman” John Taylor
Siu Ann Wong:
“Welcome back to GZW Friday Night travesty, everyone! I’m Siu Ann Wong.”
Jackie Lee:
“And I’m Jackie Lee! Conichuwa!”
Siu Ann:
“I’m not going to say it…”
Jackie:
“We have more important things to worry about than that Siu Ann!”
Siu Ann:
“Like the Extreme title being defended again tonight… by a different champion?”
Jackie:
“No, like why Jackie Lee and his sidekick aren’t commentating on the main event!”
Siu Ann:
“You are SO arrogant Jackie!”
Jackie:
“There’s a reason for that Siu Ann!”
“Ich Will” by Rammstein hits the PA, and Gunman comes onto the zerotron to a huge boo from the crowd.
Siu Ann:
“Lone Gunman showcasing his new entrance music! Goodness gracious, it’s dark, isn’t it?”
Jackie:
“Here’s my boy, the HKWF Hitman! The new music is the money! Can’t believe that my man, El Gambit couldn’t bring the title home to us, but you can bet Gunman will!”
Gunman, armed with a kendo stick and a set of steel knucks, heads to the ring taunting the crowd.
Suddenly, “I See Death Around the Corner” by Tupac blasts over the PA, and the champ, Pitfighter, comes out onto the zerotron, albeit without the belt as it is in Adam Cage’s possession.
Siu Ann:
“And here’s… um… one of the Extreme Champions!”
Pit has got his stop sign, and runs to the ring. Gunman Springboards off the ropes and goes to crack him with the kendo stick with a vicious downward blow. Pitfighter brings up the stop sign and blocks it with a huge KERTANG!!!!
Jackie:
“What is this? A hardcore match or Knights of the round table!”
Siu Ann:
“He he!”
Gunman, with great swordsmanship skill, whirls the kendo stick around his head, spins, and goes for a body blow. Once again, Pit blocks in with the stop sign: KERTANG!
Siu Ann:
“If Gunman hits with that kendo stick, Pitfighter will be in big trouble!”
Gunman brings the kendo stick up, and Pit goes to block… but Gunman changes tactic, and dropkicks Pitfighter’s knee. Pit collapses to the floor, and clutches the knee.
Jackie:
“Genius move by Gunman!”
Gunman sits on Pitfighter’s chest and hits five short, sharp, hard, measured right hands to the temple… with the steel knuckledusters!!!! Pitfighter, immediately bust open, looks glazed.
Siu Ann:
“Goodness gracious! Right there, the match is over! Gunman is a vicious, vicious man!”
Jackie:
“That’s HKWF for ya!”
Gunman leans onto Pitfighter with a cocky pin with one hand.
1…
Siu Ann:
“What arrogance!”
2…
Jackie:
“When you win the Extreme title with such efficiency as that, you’re allowed to be! Another successful ‘hit’ for the Lone Gunman!”
3… NO!!!!
Pitfighter just gets the shoulder up!
Siu Ann:
“Amazing! How is Pitfighter conscious?”
Jackie:
“I can’t believe it! It must have been a muscle spasm!”
Gunman is gob smacked. He berates the ref, screaming that it must have been three. But the ref is adamant that there was a Kickout. Pitfighter with legs that look like they’re made of jelly, struggles to his feet, and sees the distracted Gunman.
Jackie:
“Watch out Gunman!”
Pitfighter sneaks up to Gunman and grabs him from behind, immediately dropping him to the mats outside the ring with a Headplant (inverted DDT).
Siu Ann:
“Just like that, with a headplant, one of Pitfighter’s trademark moves, the tide is turned!”
Pitfighter, all fired up, climbs the turnbuckles and back
flips off for a corkscrew moonsault
into a legdrop… but Gunman rolls out of the way!
Siu Ann:
“Pitfighter was
looking to finish it with a Pitfighter Death Drop!”
Jackie:
“But all he’s done
is lose himself his title with that silly high risk move!”
Gunman gets up, and
picks up his kendo stick. Pitfighter gets up, and gets smashed across his
already badly bleeding temple with a running kendo stick smash! Blood splatters
the people in the front row!
Siu Ann:
“Goodness, goodness
gracious! Stop the match! Look at the amount of blood! Nothing is worth this!
Gunman is an animal and should be banned!”
Jackie:
“You know as well as
I do that this is tame for an HKWF superstar!”
The unmoving
Pitfighter’s bandana is soaked with blood, and his yellow T-Shirt is pretty
much covered as well! Gunman goes up to him and hooks the leg this time!
Siu Ann:
“Stay down
Pitfighter! There’s another day to win back the title!”
1…
Jackie:
“Here we go!”
2…
3… NO! KICKOUT!!!!!!
Siu Ann:
“NO!”
Jackie:
“Nooooooooooooo!”
Gunman can’t believe
it again! He grabs the kendo stick and starts to brutally hit Pitfighter again
and again, as Pitfighter is prone, curled in a ball on the floor!
Siu Ann:
“Stop it! Stop it!”
Jackie:
“That’ll teach that
little punk!”
Finally, Gunman
stops and pulls up the semi-conscious Pitfighter up. He drags him to where the
stop sign is, and pulls him up for a Complete Hatred DDT (Brainbuster)…
dropping Pitfighter head first onto the Stop sign!
Siu Ann:
“Oh goodness
gracious! This is horrible!”
Jackie:
“Feel the power of
HKWF!”
Gunman hooks the leg again!
1…
Adam Cage comes running to the ring with the Extreme title belt in his hand!
Jackie:
“What’s Adam ‘should be put in a’ Cage doing here!”
2…
Cage breaks up the count with a vicious smack across the back of Gunman’s head with the belt!
Jackie:
“Hey ref! Disqualify Pitfighter!”
Cage repeatedly beats Gunman with the belt, whipping him like a government mule!
Siu Ann:
“Now Gunman is being brutalized!”
Jackie:
“This is a travesty!”
Cage pulls up Gunman, and hits him with a Last Resort Brainbuster onto the stop sign! Then he pulls him up again and hits him with a jumping DDT onto the stop sign as well!
Siu Ann:
“Goodness gracious! This is extreme! I hate these matches!”
Jackie:
“Normally I love ‘em, but this is a disgrace!”
Cage puts the title belt on top of Gunman, and then ascends the top turnbuckle nearest to his prone opponent!
Siu Ann:
“Oh no! How is Cage moving after his last match, let alone contemplating what I think he’s contemplating!”
Cage hits Jeopardy (450 Splash) from the top to the outside onto the title belt on top of Gunman!
Siu Ann:
“Goodness, goodness, GOODNESS gracious!”
Jackie:
“F*bleep*ing hell!”
Clutching his ribs, Cage drags Pitfighter to Gunman and drapes his arm over him. The ref looks on disapprovingly, but starts the count.
1…
Siu Ann:
“Thank goodness this match is going to end!”
2…
Jackie:
“I’m going to write an official letter of complaint about this!”
PITFIGHTER LIFTS HIS ARM OFF GUNMAN!
Jackie:
“Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!?!”
Slowly, Pitfighter gets himself to his feet, and glares at Cage. He pushes Cage, and signals for him to go to the back!
Siu Ann:
“Looks like Pitfighter would prefer to lose than win with Adam Cage’s help!”
Gunman struggles to his feet as Pit berates Cage. He heads over, picking up the title belt. He draws it back leaps at Pitfighter. Cage warns Pit, who ducks… and the belt hits Cage right in the face! Pit capitalises and hits a low blow on Gunman!
Siu Ann:
“Gunman meant to hit Pitfighter with the title belt… but got low blowed for his troubles!”
Pitfighter rolls Gunman into the ring, and slides the stop sign in before entering the ring himself. Adam Cage slowly gets to his feet, and looks on menacingly.
Siu Ann:
“The action enters the ring for the first time in this match!”
Jackie:
“Well with the amount of blood he’s lost, Pitfighter hasn’t got a chance wherever the match is!”
Gunman is up and throws a hook at Pitfighter that he blocks. Pitfighter with a flurry of right hands in return backs Gunman up to the turnbuckle. He lifts up the stunned Gunman so that he’s sat on the top rope. Moments later, Gunman is sent crashing heavily to the mats with a top rope hurancanrana!
Siu Ann:
“What a hurancanrana! Pin him Pitfighter!”
But Pitfighter scoops up Gunman, and hangs him in a tree of woe position!
Siu Ann:
“I think I know what’s coming!”
Jackie:
“No, no, nooooooooo!”
Pitfighter puts the stop sign in front of Gunman’s face, and heads to the other side of the ring. He runs at him and dropkicks the stop sign right into his face!
Siu Ann:
“Deathpitt! It’s over!”
Pit yanks Gunman out of the tree of woe, and hooks both legs.
1…
Jackie:
“Come on Gunman!”
2…
Siu Ann:
“You know that this match is over!”
3!
DING DING DING!
Siu Ann:
“Pitfighter retains!”
Jackie:
“I don’t believe it!”
Cage is still outside the ring, and he grins nastily. He slides in, brandishing the Extreme title belt!
Siu Ann:
“What’s Cage doing?!”
Cage charges at Pitfighter, but Pit was ready! He turns, and hits Cage with a drop toehold! The belt goes flying out the ring, and Pit slides after it! He scoops it up, and runs up the ramp, leaving Cage in the middle of the ring fuming!
Siu Ann:
“I’d say that plan backfired! Cage came in to attack Pitfighter, but ended up losing possession of the title belt that he and Pitfighter share!”
Jackie:
“I don’t care! Twice in one night, Pitfighter and Adam Cage have screwed HKWF out of our Extreme title!”
The crowd cheer as Pitfighter taunts Cage before heading to the back.
Siu Ann:
“I’m Siu Ann Wong, he’s Jackie Lee, and Travesty will be back, with Will and Dean, after this commercial!”
Jackie:
“Sayonara!”
Siu Ann:
“Please get a new…”
**Commercial Break**
[*The crowd gets quiet as the lights fade to black. A loud explosion goes off on the stage followed by “Denial” by Sevendust. Manic Depression makes his way down the ramp to a chorus of boos from the crowd. He looks over at one of the signs that reads: “Do we know you?” Another one reads: “Go back to the IGW where you belong!” He slides into the ring as the music fades.*]
Mr. Davis: This match should prove interesting.
Nathan: I hope so. I’m honored GZW offered us the opportunity to call this match tonight.
[*Kool Hand Luke’s music kicks in as he makes his way down the ramp with the Light Heavyweight Title around his waist and Mooncat close by. They walk down the ramp giving high fives to the crowd. Kool slides into the ring and is immediately jumped by Manic.*]
Manic stomps away on Kool as he struggles to pull himself out of the ring. He pulls the title off his waist and hands it to Mooncat. Manic charges at the ropes and leaps over whipping out Kool and Mooncat with a springboard corkscrew moonsault. Manic rolls Kool back into the ring and makes the cover.
One
Two
Kickout
Nathan: Manic is showing some great moves here tonight.
Manic lifts Kool up and applies a side headlock. Kool shoots him off into the corner with a thud. He charges in and closelines Manic hard. He slumps to the ground as Kool stomps away on him. The ref pushes him back as Mooncat walks over and slaps Manic across the face.
Nathan: Did you see that slap?
Mr. Davis: See it? I felt it.
Manic rolls over and grabs Mooncat around the throat but Kool comes running in and leaps into the air landing on the back of Manic’s head driving him face first into the turnbuckle. He pulls him out of the corner and makes the cover.
One
Two
Kickout
Nathan: He should have hooked the leg.
Kool stomps away on Manic as Mooncat cheers him on. Kool backs off and celebrates.
Mr. Davis: Mistake.
Manic jumps up and charges at Kool taking him down with a rock style closeline. He makes the cover.
One
Two
Kickout
Mr. Davis: I told him that was a mistake.
Nathan: Shut up.
Manic lifts Kool up but he delivers a back elbow to the midsection then drops him with a ddt. He makes the cover and hooks the leg.
One
Two
Kickout
Kool slams his fist on the mat in frustration and begins to pound away on Manic. Clancey Mc Clean makes his way out onto the ramp with Epic holding the trademark silver briefcase. Kool notices them and begins to yell at them to come down to the ring. Manic sneaks up behind him and rolls him into a schoolboy and hooks the tights.
One
Nathan: This could do it.
Two
Mr. Davis: Doubtful.
Kickout
Mr. Davis: Told ya.
Nathan: Shut up.
Kool jumps up and stomps away on Manic as the ref tries to pull him off. Clancey whispers something in Epic’s ear as he makes a beeline to the ring holding the silver briefcase. He slides into the ring and slams it into the back of Kool’s head knocking him to the ground.
Nathan: What a hit.
Mr. Davis: Well Kool won this match.
Mooncat slides into the ring and closelines Epic to the ground. He rolls out of the ring, as does Manic as the two back track up the ramp. Mooncat checks on Kool as it goes too commercial.
**Commercial Break**
*** Main Event ***
------------------ Tag-Team Gauntlet --------------
Dean: Hey homies in T.V land looks like the great “Multi-Talented One” Deano Fisher is back on the Main Event! I will save this programme from the annoying team of Jackie and Siu Ann, where the hell do we get these Wasters from?
Will: Hey they did a vewy good job!
Dean: yea but the ratings are much higher when I commentate ‘cos i’m soooooo much better!
Will: anyway this match is not like a normaw gauntwet its a gauntwet that onwy finishes when evewy team has been entered!
Dean: who will be unlucky number one then?
(Freak Mauler and Desecrator are first out to no theme music, the fans just look at them as if to say “Who the hell are you?”)
Will: weww wooks wike Fweak and this new-comer Desecwator have drawn the unlucky card
Dean: yea Freak Mauler just seem to have disappeared off the face of the earth lately
Will: maybe we’ww get to see what Desecwator can do though
Dean: anyway whos number two, if you think about it number two is equally unlucky because either way one and two start!
(“number one” by Nelly begins to play out on the PA system, and from the back steps out T-Rex, and Magic, they are met by a huge roar from the crowd. The camera pans into the crowd and sees fans holding up signs like “T-Rex was a band right? well T-Rex ROCKS!”, and “Magic is the man to take out Deacon Kane”)
Will: hear that woar from the cwowd, the fans reawwy wove T-Wex and Magic
Dean: yea but it wasn’t like that when they were the boring Forsaken, and you aks me nothing has changed they still bore me to death
(T-rex, and Magic high five each other, and then the fans as the run down to the ring, and slide in, but as they do Freak and Desecrator take advantage, by laying kicks to the back of Rex, and Magic as referee Adam Lowe calls for the bell to begin the match)
Dean: hey wasn’t that ref on our match last week?
Will: yes, they wiked what he did and therefore has gained himsewf a contract to referee regulary on FNT!
Dean: if it was me I’d try and get a luxuritive deal with Clancy McClean!
(Freak and Desecrator pick up Rex, and Magic and whip them into the ropes, but they duck too early, and Magic counters on Freak with a piledriver, and Rex on Desecrator with a club to the back of Desecrator, and clotheslining him out of the ring. Rex goes to his corner, and the match is down to the men who start in Freak and Magic)
Will: and now the ruwes shall be pwayed fairwy!
Dean: the rules were there to be broken my friend!
(Magic whips Freak into the corner were Rex is, and Tags Rexc into the match. Rex picks Freak out of the corner with a bearhug maneuer into an atomic drop)
Dean: OOOOO that move always gets to me.... makes me think about my goolies!
Will: thats aww you ever think about anyway!
Dean: not twue I think about females too! :)
(Rex then picks up Freak by the head, and head tosses Freak into his corner, and yells at him to tag desecrator. Desecrator reluctantly tags in)
Dean: why does he want desecwator and not Freak? is he scared of Freak?
Will: I think he wants, as do I want to see what this new-comer can do!
(Desecrator runs straight into Rex, looking for a clothesline, but hits him and falls on his butt. He then goes to the ropes, and goes for a forearm. that makes Rex stumble a little. Desecrator follows up with a dropkick, that knocks Rex into the ropes. Desecrator takes advantage with a drop-toe hold)
Will: Desecrator refuseing to give up there!
Dean: maybe, with any luck we can get rid of Rex, and Magic earwy on. I struggle when these two are on to keep the ratings up they’re that boring!
(Rex then gets to his feet, and applauds the new-comer, and the two begin to circle each other)
Dean: whats he clapping for? because Desecrator is better than him?
Will: I think Rex wikes this youngsters courwage!
Dean: nah its deffinately bcause he’s better than Rex! not as if thats hard though is it!
(the two lock up, and Desecrator counters into a headlock, Rex pushes Desecrator into the ropes to release the hold, Rex ducks, and Desecrator leaps over, and Freak makes the hidden tag, and Rex grabs Desecrator around his throat, but Freak quickly interferes with a missile dropkick from the top rope making Rex release the neck)
Dean: thats a blatant choke Rex and Magic should be disquallified!
Will: he was going forr a chokeswam!
Dean: yes your right Rex was chokeing Desecrator why didn’t the ref disqualify him?
(Freak now takes advantage of Rex bending down to tkae a few measured puches in on Rex’s kiddneys, but this enrages Rex, who grabs Freak around the throat and throws him into a spare turnbuckle)
Will: I think Fweak has just awoken a sweeping giant in Wex!
Dean: he deserved it after that choke!
(Rex lays in a few punches in quick succession to Freaks mid-section (a la undertaker), then picks him out of the corner and picks him up into a gorilla press position, Rex does a couple of push-ups with him to show his strength and then drops im with......)
Will: CARNIVORES PRESS! (Gorilla Press into a body slam)
Dean: DOH!
(Rex tags in Magic, who goes to the top rope. Magic jumps off the ropes and hits........)
Will: Abra Kadabwa! (Elbow drop off top rope)
Dean: Abra Kadabra..... geesh everybodies a wizard these days!
(Magic hooks the leg, and referee Adam Lowe goes down to make the cover, as Desecrator comes into the ring)
ONE...........
Dean: so it loos as though we will have to put up with Rex, and Magic for the next set of oponents..... DARN!
(Rex also comes into the ring)
TWO.............
Will: wiww Desecrator be able to stop this count?
THREE........
(Rex almost takes Desecrators head off with a clothesline, and the referee counts the third count. DING, DING, DING)
Dean: next opponents please take these two idiots out!
(“tattered and torn” begins to play on the PA system, as Jake Mackinon and Baby Joker appear at the top of the emterence, the fans greet them with a mixed reaction, and the two walk down to the ring)
Dean: wets hope these two can get rid of the useless waste in the ring!
Will: weww Jake has bee quite impwessive since signing with GZW!
Dean: well I just hope he can be successful in this match and get rid of the garbage in the ring!
(both men get ready to run down the rampway, when all of a sudden when Baby Joker begins to sprint down to the ring, Jake is blind sided by El Gambit who whacks him over his head with his cosh, blood pours from his head, as Baby Joker continues and slides into the ring, only to be met by.....)
Will: DECEIT (Superkick) by T-Wex!
(T-Rex makes the cover)
ONE..........
Dean: there chances where short lived!
TWO.......
Will: hey Jake may have been abwe to do something about it if it wasn’t for that nasty Ew Gambit!
THREE........
Dean: more trash has been got rid of hoooooray!
(“Violent Moood Swings begins to play on the PA system, El Gambit who is still standing above Jake McKinnon at the top of the rampway, signals to the back, and Zeke comes out, and the two walk down to the ring)
Will: Zeke? we haven’t seen him around here for a few weeks, why is he entered in this thing?
Dean: well Gambit needed a partner and nobody is good enough to team with him, so he proburbly just choose someone he found backstage...... what an opportunity it is for Zeke to team with somebody as great as EL Gambit
(El Gambit stops halfway, and Zeke turns to him, El Gambit points towardsT-Rex who stands in the ring awaiting his next opponent, Gambit tells Zeke to go, Zeke trns to face Gambit, and this time Gambit shouts “GO” at him, and Zeke reluctantly does so)
Will: I don’t think Ew Gambit wants am piece of either of these two!
Dean: what you mean? of course he wants a piece of them, he’s just being clever about it thats all!
(Rex allows Zeke to enter the ring, and the two men begin to circle each other, Gambit stands and watches)
Will: showing his gweat sportsmanship skiwws here
Dean: yea I know I have great sportsmanship! I should get the sportsman of the year award!
(Rex,and Zeke lock up Rex gets the advcantage, and places Zeke into a hedlock, Zeke pushes him off, but on the return Rex, knocks Zeke to the floor with a shoulderblock, then picks him up himself and hits a spinebuster)
Will: Spine shattering!
Dean: what is that like a judder, the type of thing people get when they see you?
Will: hahaha vewy funny Dean!
(Rex points at El Gambit, and shouts for him to get in the ring, Gambit just nods his head as if to say no, Rex goes over and tags in his partner Magic)
Will: the “Desert Storm” back into the action now!
Dean: who cares! I bet he doesn’t see vewy much action with his woman at home!
Will: how many times do we have to teww you that its a famiwy show!
( Magic slowly enters the ring, and as Zeke is back up to his knees rolls him up in a small package)
ONE.........
Will: couwd this be another that Magic and Rex ewiminate!
TWO.........
Dean: the draw was just lucky for them to begin with!....... they’ll soon be gone!
(Gambit gets into the ring, and stops the three count from going down, however Magic is quickly up to his feet, and he begins to throw abuse at Gambit, and yells at him to get in the ring, Gambit scratches his chin, and then steps up on the apron...... only to get back down again)
Will: I think Gambit has got the jitters!
(Zeke rolls Magic up in schoolboy, and the referee makes the count)
ONE.......
Dean: what Geniosity fwom Gambit there!
TWO........
Will: surewy Gambit can’t get away with that?
THREE.......
Dean: DARN!. Magic rolls out of it at the last mini-second
(Gambit stomps on the floor in frustration)
Will: weww done Magic! another injustice doesn’t go down!
Dean: injustice? now how can you confirm that Magic took his eye of his opponent he deserves to be punished for that!
(Magic again is quickly to his feet, he charges straight out of the ring, at Gambit who pulls out his cosh, and nails Magic with it, but from behind comes Jake McKinnon who pulls it out of El Gambits hand, still pouring coming out of Jakes head, he whacks Gambit over the head with it down to the ground, before slowly making his exit up the rampway)
Will: whoa, evewybody getting some of it tonight its a slobberknocker out here!
Dean: not Gambit nooooooo
(paramedics come rushing down the rapway, to tend to both Magic and Gambit, but the referee in the ring is up to 7 counting out Magic)
Will: nooo whats the weferee doing?
Ref: EIGHT......
Dean: continueing with the match wike he should
Ref: NINE.......
(T-Rex has made his way were the paramedics are as they continue to look at Magic and Gambit)
Ref: TEN........
(DING, DING)
Dean: WOOOOOOO HOOOOOO thats Rex and Magic gone thanks to the coshing from Gambit, but Zeke will have to go it alone against whoever is next!
("The Private Psychedelic Reel" by the Chemical Brothers begins to play on the PA system, Mooncat, and Kool come out hand in hand as the crowd erupts, they begin to point to the crowd, and they respond with more cheering as the two make there way to the ring)
Dean: rhis isn’t fair Zeke doesn’t have a tag-team partner!
Will: for once I agwee with you!
(Mooncat, and Kool make there way to the ring, Mooncat whisopers something in Kools ear, and he just nods a yes, he climbs in the ring alone, as Mooncat just stands on the outside)
Dean: whats up with this?
Will: I guess they want it to be a fair fight!
Dean: are they stupid?
(Kool, quickly locks up with Zeke, and forces him into one of the corners, he whips him out of the corner, into the far turnbuckle, and follows up with the back of his elbow to the back of Zekes head, he throws his arms up in the air, and the crowd again responds with cheers)
DEAN: booooooo booooooooo
Will: Koow stwaight on the offence here! after he has alweady fought tonight, what effort this man puts into his job!
(Kool picks Zeke out of the corner, and puts him between his legs, and sets him up for a powerbomb, but Zeke blocks it, and counters with a backbody drop)
Dean: ahahaha Zeke is still in this thing, all alone.... he has show some fighting spirit many a man would have just given up on their own!
Will: unfortunatewy thats twue, Zeke has potential to be a gweat wrestwer lets just hope he wealises that!
(Zeke waits, for Kool to get back to his feet, and as he does, he charges in, and knocks Kool back to the mat with a clothesline, he waits, again, and charges in again. This time however Kool counters with an armbar submission hold, and Zeke begins to squeel in pain)
Will: Zeke was a touch pwedictable there though!
Dean: Doh
(Kool picks up Zeke, and straight away does, a fishermans suplx into a cover)
ONE.........
Dean: no, don’t let that waster win!
TWO......
Will: this couwd be aww now!
THREE.....
Dean: phew at the last second Zeke kicked out!
Will: these two wiww continue, and Koow is odds on to win this one, and if he does, he’ww be a wittwe out of bweath for the next team, but wemember fowkes he won the singwes gauntwet from begining to end the other week!
Dean: it won’t happen again that was a fluke!
(Zeke is quickly back up to his feet as is Kool, who is stood waiting for him, Zeke throws a right punch, that is blocked by Kool, and Kool throws a headbutt to Zeke that knocks him back, Zeke then trys a left hand, but again is blocked by Kool, and countered with a headbutt that knocks Zeke back again)
Dean: Zeke wefuses to give it up!
Will: I wike Zekes determination in this match!
Dean: too wight its damn near as admirable as I am!
(Kool drops a knee to the mid-section of Zeke, and then drops a knee to Zekes face (a la Triple H), then sends him to the apron with a clothesline)
Will: Kool showing what tawent he posses!
Dean: what none?
(Kool jumps onto the top rope and points the crowd, the crowd erupts, as Kool leaps off the top rope with a.......)
Will: "Cat Splash" (Long distance Frog Splash a la RVD.)
(Kool makes the cover)
Dean: he’s stolen that of his girlfriend the “Moonbabe” as he likes to call her!
ONE..........
Will: this has to be aww nobody kicks out of that!
TWO........
Dean: Zeke what a pathetic performance!
THREE........
(Ding, Ding)
Will: good performance by Zeke, but was out-cwassed by Koow!
(“Funky Cold Madina” by Tone Loc begins to play on the PA system, Diamond, and Gideon come out to a great crowd reaction, the tow give each other high fives, and then sprint to the ring, and give thumbs up to the crowd)
Will: wow Both these two teams are weawwy weww supported, its hard to choose which got the bigger cheer!
Dean: two crumy teams!
(Mooncat tags herself into the match, and Diamond is to begin for his team the two circle each other, and lock-up, Mooncat takes advantage with a headlock. Diamonmd pushes Mooncat off into the ropes, Mooncat bounces off the ropes and Diamond goies for the backbody drop, but Mooncat floats over, and counters with a revese DDT)
Will: Mooncat takes the earwy advantage!
Dean: its a woman for gods sake! how can she beat a man?
(Mooncat picks up Diamond back up, and knocks him to her and kools corner with a series of european upercuts, and then tags in Kool)
Will: Koow back into the match!
Dean: he’s not going to win, afterall he is stupid enough to have a woman as a tag-team partner!
(Kool, now whips Diamond into the ropes, Diamoond comes back, and Kool looks for the spinebuster, but Diamond holds onto Kools head, and drops him with a DDT, and makes the cover)
ONE.......
Dean: hahaha Kool can’t even wrestle as good as a women! what a looser!
TWO......
Will: if you’re wefering to Mooncat then maybe you’we wight! because we aww know she isn’t just any owdinawy woman!
Dean: yea this one can’t even cook!
(Kickout by Kool)
Will: Kool not staying down!
Dean: don’t blame him when the Moonfat looks as though she may jump on him!
(Diamond picks up Kool and goes to whip Kool into the corner were Gideon is but Kool reverses it and Diamond goes crashing into the corner, Kool atempts to follow up but Diamond doges him, and tags in Gideon, who climbs to the top rope, and as Kool turns gets a missile dropkick to the face)
Will: the tempo seems to have been turned up yet again!
Dean: feel the Tempo, feel the tempo! as fatboy slim might say!
(Gideon picks up Kool, and hits a vertical suplex,a nd rolls into a pinning combination)
ONE.......
Dean: now thats Kool fool!
TWO..........
Will: Dean stop twying to wook coow you wook daft!3
THREE..........
Will: no kickout by Kool!
Dean: at the last mini-second, now he’s going to have to twy and tag his woman in, and if he stays in he’s doomed, if he tags a woman he’s doomed....... so either way that idiots screwed!
Will: I think Mooncat may just take exception to that!
Dean: theres nothing a woman can do that I can’t..... They should just stand there and look pritty.... afterall thats all there good for!
(Gideon picks up Kool places his head between his legs, and hits na siting Powerbomb into a pinning combination)
ONE.........
Will: Gideon trying to win as quickly as possible!
TWO......
Dean: he’s only fighting a weakling though! so it shouwd be no problem for this man of mediocre talent!
THREE.......
Will: no kickout again by Koow!
Dean: why doens’t this idiot just accept defeat?
(Gideon again picks up Kool, and whips him into the corner were Diamond is, and tags in Diamond, Diamond lays in a cpouple of stiff chops, then picks him up and sits him on the top rope, and Diamond climbs up to the top turnbuckle, and comes of with a superplex, and then takes a second to make a cover)
ONE..........
Dean: Kool will never kickout from that! we have finally got rid of him! he doesn’t need to win another gauntlet match anyway as the last was a fluke!
TWO........
Will: IS Koow out of it?
THREE........
Will: unbelievabley no. Koow continues absorb the punishment, he wefuses to give up and woose this match!
(at the top of the crowd, Eclipse and Epic are seen making there way down through the crowd, Diamond sees them on the titantron as does Gideon, who begins to talk trash about them coming down, but as Diamond is talking trash Kool takes advantage, and rolls Diamond up in a small package for the cover)
ONE.............
Will: I don’t think Koow wealises that Ecwipse, and Epic are making there way down here to the wing!
TWO.......
Dean: sure he does! thats why he’s taking advantage!
THREE..........
Will: no Diamond kicks out!
(Eclipse and Epic make there way to the security rail, but there is met by Mooncat, and Gideon, who start to brawl through the crowd leaving Diamond and Kool alone in the ring as the referee is on the outside trying to split them up.)
Will: more heww being caused by this Wisky Business teaming! what ewse can happen?
(all most on cue, from the otherside of the crowd comes Manic Depression, and Clancy McClean, Clancy hands Manic his briefcase, Manic gets in the ring with the briefcase, as Diamond is getting to his feet. Diamond turns and as he does Manic levels him over the head with the trademark silver briefcase of Clancy McClean.)
Will: no not more howwible attacks on the peacekeepers!
Dean: they’ww learn there lesson yet!
(as Manic turns round however, he is met by Kool, who throughs a right hand to him and wobbles him a little, but from behind him comes Clancy McClean, who pulls Kool who spins round and is leveled in the back of the head with the briefcase)
Dean: hahahaha look at this beutiful carnage I the ring!
Will: no this is awfuw I wish the weferee would stop fowwowing the west of teams bwaww thwough the cwowd!
(Manic, and Clancy pull kool on top of Diamond, and a new referee runs down the rampway and slides into the ring to make the cover)
ONE..........
Will: not wike this! nobody wants anything wike this!
TWO......
Dean: the geniosity of Clancy McClean!
THREE..........
(Ding, Ding)
Dean: next team please!
(some music begins to play on the PA system, Happy Sumo, and Ass Clown come out to hurls of laughter from the crowd, the two stand up at the top of the rampway, happy Sumo does circles with his hands, and Ass Clown does a pose and smiles)
Will: wooks wike a bit of a wiwd card in this gauntlet here!
Dean: ahahaha I thought this enterent was a joke!
(as the two walk down to the ring, they give fives to the crow, as the slowly walk down to the ring, but Happy Sumo trips and ends up rolling down the rampway)
Dean: ahahaha, did you see that? you don’t want to get in the way of the Happy Sumo! he nearly moved the ring there!
Will: hehe geez I never thought I would actuawwy see these two enter this match!
(Ass Clown climbs onto Hppay Sumo to enter the ring. Ass Clown pulls the ropes down to help Happy Sumo enter the ring, Happy Sumo trys to enter the ring, but as he is half way into the ring, Ass Clown leaves the ropes, and Happy Sumo gets stuck in the ropes, and the crowd rain down with laughter)
Dean: ahahaha, these two really are the clowns of the GZW, look at them! you can’t help but laugh!
Will: I don’t wike to disgwace an athwete but these two don’t half make me laugh!
(Ass Clown look down in the ring, to see Kool still unconcious in the middle of the ring, he lies on top of him for the cover, and as the referee counts he raises a finger to caunt with the referee)
Dean: but they may actually beat Kool here!
Will: poor Koow he doesn’t stand much chance now Mooncat has gone!
ONE.........
Dean: She wasn’t much help anyway
TWO..........
Dean: couwd this be the first ever win for Ass Clown and Happy Sumo?
THREE.........
Will: No koow has wowwed it up into a counter and pinning combination of his own!
ONE.........
Dean: Damn
TWO........
Dean: Ass Clown has just blown his first and proburbly only ever chance at winning a match!
THREE............
(Ding, Ding)
Will: WOW Koow is stiww in this thing! couwd he doe a wepeat of the wast gauntwet?
Dean: naw, he won’t get that wucky again!
("My Way" by limp bizkit begins to play on the PA system Maxx Pain emerges at the top of the rampway, met by a hugely positive reaction from the crowd, Maxx is smiling, but Maxxs face soon turns sour as his enterence music is cut short to Pimp in the back)
Pimp: Hey Maxx, want a tag-team partner come get him!
(Pimp is seen laying a few punches to an already bloody Basildon Bond who lays motionless on the floor, the scene begins to fade, but as it does, a dark clothed person walks into the dressing room behind what Pimp has just left, and loud scream can be heard coming from there, and Maxx Pain darts backstage.)
Dean: Yea that great mastermind Pimp! what a guy, what plan!
Will: and the weferee is counting out the team of Maxx Pain and Basildon Bond, what a twavesty!
Dean: I know what you mean I would to love seeing them getting beat up in front of me!
REF: EIGHT............ NINE............. TEN..........
(Ding, Ding)
Dean: D D D another one bites the dust!
Will: Shut up Dean!
Dean: I guess the Pain Operators didn’t get to operate anyway!
("Hangnail" By NickleBack suddenly begins to play on the PA system, Dameon and Hades come running out from backstage, the crowd give a cheer for the ex tag champs as they sprint down the rampway)
Will: Dameon and Hades eagar to get another opportunity at the tag-titles!
Dean: yea but this time they have to earn it, and with myself and Pimp left to enter the gauntlet then they have no chance!
(Dameon is first into the ring, and Charges straight at Kool, who is already tired, but Kool manages to duck sending Dameon into the far ropes, Dameon comes off and is droped with a samoan drop)
Will: Kool is stiww hanging on in their its unbelievable this!
(Kool picks up Dameon, and attempts a powerbomb, but is blocked by Dameon and is countered into a back-body drop, but Kool floats over, and lands on his feet, bounces off the ropes, and counters with a bulldog into a cover)
ONE.........
Dean: even I don’t believe this little pipsqueek is hanging onin their!
TWO.........
Will: no kickout by Dameon, it takes more than that to keep Dameon down!
(Kool is quikly back up to his feet quickly signaling for Dameon to get up to his feet, a he does he hits a hurricarina)
Dean: he has got to be running on pure adreniline now!
(Kool is up on his feet again, and as Dameon gets to his feet, Kool hooks the waist, and hits german suplex into a cover)
ONE...........
Dean: I can’t believe the spirit of this young fellow!
Will: so you agwee now?
TWO..........
Deam: if anybody asks I never said that!
THREE.......
Will: no another kickout by Dameon!
Dean: yea yea I know what your going to say! “there aww giving there aww”
(Kool looks a little frustrated, but never the less picks up Dameon, and whips him into the ropes. Dameon makes a blind tag to Hades, who clinbs the top turnbuckle. Kool goes to jump up onto Dameon (a la Austin), but Dameon catches him and drops him with a spinebuster, as Hades jumps off the top rope with a leg drop into a cover)
ONE..........
Dean: surewy this spewws the end of Koow!
TWO........
Will: more than wikewy yes!
THREE......
Will: but NO! miracles do happen!
(Hades looks frustrated no as he helps kool up and hits him with......)
Will: FWESHNESS!!!!! (Help opponent up, but them toss them with a belly-to-belly)
Dean: O and I supose that was supporting behaviour Will?
(Hades crawls over, and makes the cover)
ONE.........
Dean: come must be it!
TWO........
Will: surewy he can’t kickout again!
THREE........
Will: unfortunately I was correct this time! Koow couldn’t take no more after his courageous effort!
Dean: hoooooooooorrrrrrraaaaaaaay Mr Freezer Hands has gone!
(Kool rolls out of the ring and "Denial" by Sevendust begins to play on the PA system, at the top of the rampway emerges Manic Depression holding a dinted Briefcase, accompanied by Clancy McClean, and at their side is Big Country)
Will: What I want to know is Big Country apart of this wittwe gwoup here? or is he just tagging with Manic to be in this event?
Dean: well if he has any sense he’ll be apart of this little group!
(Dameon and Hades are in the ring urging them both to get in the ring, Big Country enters, and locks up with Hades, as Dameon makes his way to his corner onwy to be jumped by Manic Depression, and Clancy McClean)
Dean: I don’t think Big C’s all that bothered about Manic and Clancy though!
(from the back comes Diamond and Gideon again, they cahrge down, and Manic and Clancy flee through the crowd with Diamond and Gideon hot on their heels)
Will:this match has weally been gweat entertainment for the fans here tonight, and there stiww more to come!
Dean: yea me and Pimp get to holt the show, and show the world what tag-team wrestling is all about! and what it should be like1
(from underneath the ring comes Pitfighter, Hades whips Big C into the ropes, and Big C gets nailed with a chair to the back by Pit Fighter who then leaves via the rampway, as Hades takes advantage with......)
Will: EMPTY TANK!!!!!!!! (stunner)
(Hades makes the cover)
Dean: and Big C and Manic are now gone!
ONE............
Will: at this wate Hades and Dameon are in with a good shout of winning this thing!
TWO...........
Dean: No they haven’t bare in mind me and Pimp are still to enter!
THREE.........
(Ding, Ding)
Dean: down to two more teams to enter and here is one BAD team
(“Rap Superstar” by Cypress Hill begins to play on the PA system Jason Mackavelli, and Albert Wuchie come down the rampway mety by a huge roar from the crowd)
Dean: the Giant Spiller , and the most annoying interviewer in GZW history can it get any worse?
Will: of course! they might have to sit next to that reawwy BAD commentator Dean Fisher!
Dean: shut it you blithering idiot!
(Jason Sprints into the ring, and almost as soon as that is said Gunman appears at the top of the ramp way, he begins to walk down, and Jason turns to him wondering what the hell is this, and Hades again takes advantage with a small package for the cover)
ONE.........
Dean: this couwd possibley be the shortest time a GZW superstar has spent in the ring before being pinned!
TWO.........
Will: surewy not this quickly!
THREE........
(Ding, Ding)
Dean: WOW not even I expected him to be gone tht quick!
Will: I never ever expected that!
(Jason quickly rolls out of the ring, and begins to run at Gunman, Albert looks annoyed as he makes his way back, backstage, following Jason)
Dean: no wonder Alberts peed off, after all his partner couwdn’t howd up his part of the b argain!
(“Ya don’t see the signs” by Mark B and Blade begins to play on the PA system Pimp emerges with a lady of leisure, the fans shower him with boos, but suddenly they begin to cheer as Maxx Pain appears behind him, Pimp turns to see Maxx, and Pimp begins to run, he runs down to the ring, and back up throught the crowd, with Maxx hot on his heels, as Maxx passes the commentary table he takes out Dean with a clothesline that sends him into the front row of the crowd, the referee begins to count out Pimp and Dean)
Ref: Eight........... Nine............ TEN
(Ding, Ding)
Will: WOW Dameon and Hades have won! do yuo bewieve it? so much has happened tonight! good night from me and Dean!