Presents

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23 April 2002

Explosions ignite into the Coliseum air as “Timebomb” by Godsmack rips the airwaves signaling another Tuesday Crimson. The Zero-tron swirls to life with the letters “GZW 2K1” as the capacity crowd is on their feet. The camera pans the Coliseum showing the various banners, signs, and posters. A fan’s poster reads, “In a kingdom of frailty, Eric Montair is the Brutality King!!” Another states, “Invincible will take out Jacob Helmsley Fast and Furious ‘cause he’s that damn better!!”

Pike: Welcome everyone to another Tuesday Crimson here at the GZW 2K1 Coliseum! I am Memphis Pike the regular play-by-play announcer and by my side is…

Hunt: …damn Diamond Sledge, I’m the most adorable person in GZW, Alexander “Teddy Bear” Hunt”!

Pike: You really need to stop doing all that drinking prior to airtime! We have a great showed lined up tonight, as two titles will be on the line!

Hunt: That’s right Donutboy! Eric “Complete Chaos” Montair, the newly crowned Extreme Champion is making his first title defense in a Submission match against that crappy skinny punk X-Lax!

Pike: Receiving their rematch, the as of lately absent Epic and Eclipse go up against their What Money Can Buy stablemates and Tag Team Champions Manic Depression and “Money Maker” Dice Morgan!

Hunt: What I consider the worst Tag Team Champions in GZW history Depression and Morgan are about to get a real dose of business from the greatest Tag Team to ever grace a GZW ring!

Pike: With so much action let’s go into this first match featuring the Friday Travesty announce teams of the Wuchie Siblings versus the Wyldsyde Crew!

Hunt: All four of these idiots are just plain stupid! Jackie Lee needs to lose some weight while Albert Wuchie needs to learn some English! Jessica and Siu Ann just need to take a ride in my Lovemobile and they will forget this stupid feud!

Pike: Speaking of, did you ever get the Lovemobile II fixed after Eric Montair and Chains destroyed it last week in their Parking Lot Match?

Hunt: You had to remind me about my baby!

---The Wuchie Siblings: Jessica & Albert “The Fortune Cookie” Wuchie vs. The WyLdSiDe Team: Siu Ann Wong & “The Jaguar” Jackie Lee---

Pike: Now onto the match that decides who is the better Travesty commentating team!

Hunt: This match is going to be boring! It’s bad enough that Lovemobile II is destroyed now I have to suffer watching this match.

Pike: I’m actually anxious to see what Jackie Lee and Albert have to show.

"Bring Her Down" by Rob Zombie blasts through the speakers as the fans give a mixed reaction to the WyLdSiDe team. Jackie Lee and his commentating partner, Siu Ann Wong walk out in their wrestling gear. They chat to one another as they get into the ring. Siu Ann looks around, beginning to notice the fear of wrestling. The two get into the ring and look down at the isle, wait for their bitter opponents.

Hunt: You know, I might think this match is stupid and pointless, but when Siu Ann and Jessica get at it, I will be glued!

Pike: Very attractive women they are, Hunt, but remember that they aren’t too experienced.

Hunt: Who cares? As long as they are rolling across the ring, their bodies rubbing against each other’s my day has been made!

“The Whole World” by Outkast hits. The fans give a more cheerful reaction as the Wuchie Siblings, Jessica and Albert make their way out to the entranceway. Albert has the look of pure anger still on his face. He is dressed in a nice Chinese attire (think Tajiri, just Chinese) and Jessica is dressed in a usual woman’s attire. The two look at each other then nod. They run down to the ring and slide in. From there they attack their prey as the two team begin to throw punches.

Pike: These fans are going wild!

Hunt: I know my presence here must be making them all scream.

Jessica tackles Siu Ann down and the two begin to roll around the ring, switching positions.

Hunt: WOOOHOOO! Just how I wished!

Albert is being over powered by the literally bigger Jackie Lee as he slams a few elbows in his forehead. Albert staggers back as Jackie grabs his arm and sends him across the ring. Albert hits the turnbuckle and Jackie quickly follows, squashing Albert in the turnbuckle. He sends Albert across the ring again and into the opposite turnbuckle. He follows closely behind, but Albert kicks both of his legs up and ramming them into Jackie’s face. Jasmine Kuraki is breaking up Siu Ann and Jessica. They finally separate and go to their corners. Siu Ann calls for the bell.

Pike: And this match officially starts!

Hunt: Jasmine Kuraki needs to mind her business from now on. Or she can pay attention to my business.

Albert grabs Jackie by the head and bashes it into the turnbuckle pad. Jackie staggers back as Albert drops him with an armdrag. Jackie is back to his feet as Albert gores for another armdrag, but Jackie holds his weight down. He then sends Albert across the ring with an armdrag of his own. Jack quickly grabs Albert by the air and sends him into the ropes. Once he comes back he takes Albert down with a shoulder block. Jackie runs and bounces off the ropes. Albert lays flat on his stomach as Jackie jumps over. Jackie comes back off the other end as Albert gets back to his feet. Albert jumps over Jackie’s head as he runs back at him. Albert waits for the kill and sees Jackie turn around. From there he strikes him down with a nice dropkick to the face.

Hunt: Wow, these two are actually wrestling. At least it isn’t some boring match like on FNT!

Jackie falls back but is quick to his feet. Albert drives a few forearms to Jackie’s head, then sends him into the ropes. Once he comes back he jumps onto his shoulders and looks for a hurricanranna, but Albert couldn’t force the overweight man down. Jackie holds onto Albert’s legs and begins to swing him across the ring.

Pike: Chocolate covered Dunkin’ Donuts! Jackie Lee using the Big Swing to take advantage of this match!

Hunt: Big whoop! They need to tag their partners.

Jackie releases Albert. Jackie feels the effect of the move and reels in the ring. Albert slowly gets to his feet, but not being able to keep himself up because of his dizziness. Jackie shakes his head and kicks Albert in the midsection. From there he places him in a suplex and lifts him into the air. He then drops Albert down with a perfectly executed suplex. Jackie goes for the first pin.

One…

Tw…

Kickout!

Pike: Not even a two count there.

Hunt: Just sit on him Jackie, that way we don’t have to see his annoying ass around anymore.

Jackie picks Albert up. He then headbutts him, sending him flying back. Albert gets back with a diving headbutt to Jackie’s stomach.

Hunt: His stomach almost swallowed him!

Jackie crouches down in pain. Albert grabs his head and swings him in a neckbreaker. Jackie grabs his head in pain as Albert goes for the pin.

One…

Two…

Kickout!

Siu Ann cheers on her partner as he slowly begins to get up. Albert’s eyes suddenly widen, as if he turned into a complete nut. He pounces on Jackie quickly and goes into a raging load of punches. He picks Jackie up and sends him into a turnbuckle. From there he kicks him in the head a few times, then sends him across the ring. Jackie reverses as Albert bounces off the ropes. He comes back and takes Jackie down with a jumping forearm. Jackie looks around, shocked. Albert looks at him with that mean look. Jackie quickly crawls to his corner and tags in Siu Ann without her suspicion.

Pike: Jackie Lee tags in his female partner! Who knows what Albert is going to do to her.

Hunt: Don’t be too quick though, Siu Ann is taunting Albert!

Siu Ann gets in the ring, getting an adrenaline rush. She runs at Albert, but he holds her head back. She tries to throw punches, but she misses because she is being held back. Jessica yells at Albert to tag her. He lets go of Siu Ann as she looses her balance and falls face first into the mat. Albert tags Jessica. She jumps in, but is quickly attacked by Siu Ann.

Hunt: Woohoo! I request a kiddy pool filled with honey match between these two!

Pike: Wowsers, these two are really going at it.

Siu Ann gets the better advantage. She gets back to her feet and waits for Jessica to get up as well. Siu Ann locks on her target and charges at Jessica. Jessica is taken down with a clothesline from the female WyLdSiDe member. Siu Ann quickly gets up and drops down on her with some elbowdrops. Siu Ann goes for the pin.

One…

Two…

Th… Kickout.

Siu Ann taunts Jessica to get up. Jess slowly gets back to her feet, and looks at Siu Ann with a nasty expression. She suddenly jumps onto her, then takes her down with a monkey toss. Siu Ann flies into the air, then drops down to the mat. She slowly gets up but is taken down with a nice slap from Jessica. Siu Ann looks back at her, then hits her with a slap of her own.

Hunt: CAT FIGHT™! (trademark Joey Styles)

Pike: You can see the anger between the two in this match.

The two drop to the mat, rolling around like crazy, fighting all over the place. Siu Ann escapes and goes to tag Jackie, but Jessica grabs her by the hair and sends her into the mat. She then drags Siu Ann across the ring by her hair as she screams loudly. Jasmine Kuraki warns Jessica not to pull the hair. Jessica looks at Jasmine and sticks her tongue out at her. Siu Ann takes advantage and rolls her up in a small package!

One…

Two…

Thre…

Albert breaks it up at the last second! Jackie gets in as well and takes Albert down with an avalanche attack. Albert staggers around, then supports himself up by the ropes. Jackie clotheslines him out to the outside by the commentating table.

Pike: Chocolate covered Dunkin’ Donuts! This match is going to be nuts if it goes ringside!

Jackie jumps outside as well. Jasmine is in the ring, trying to get Siu Ann and Jessica apart. Jackie picks Albert up and bounces his head off the table. He then walks to the timekeeper and forces him off his chair. Jackie folds up the foreign object and goes to slam it across Albert’s back, but he moves. The chair crashes down on the table.

Hunt: Hey, hey, hey! If your going to hit Albert, hit him right! Over the head!

Pike: Jackie needs to keep this match fair!

In the ring, Jessica tosses Siu Ann out of the ring by the ramp. Jessica looks and sees her brother in trouble so she runs out to ringside. She checks on him while he catches his breath. Jackie looks at Jessica and grins. He lifts the chair into the air and brings it down. It is inches away from striking Jessica, but Albert pushes her and takes the shot himself!

Pike: WOWSERS! Jackie was going to hit Jessica, but Albert takes the bullet!

Hunt: Oh well, shows how stupid Albert is.

Jackie looks satisfied, but not satisfied enough, looking at Jessica. She slides into the ring to get away from him. Jackie follows inside the ring. Jessica continues to back up in a corner. Jackie drops his chair and runs at her full speed. He goes to squash her in the turnbuckle, but she moves. Jasmine was behind Jessica, and now she is out as she is squashed in the turnbuckle by Jackie. Jessica quickly grabs the steel chair and goes to strike Jackie, but Siu Ann grabs her from behind. Jess drops the chair as Siu Ann uppercuts her hard. She grabs Jessica from behind and tells Jackie to grab the chair. He picks it up and grins with the fans booing like crazy.

Pike: He wouldn’t do this, would he?

Hunt: Hey, she was going to do it to him!

Pike: WAIT! The fans are cheering!

The Fierys, Dameon and Hades, run down the ramp and slide into the ring. They swipe the chair from Jackie before he could attack. The two begin to punch Jackie back and forth.

Hunt: This must be the favor Albert was wanting from them!

Pike: What goes around comes around! Jackie hired El Gambit to do his dirty work, and Albert returns the favor with the Fierys!

The father/son team weakens Jackie and let him stagger in the middle of the ring. They two then bounce off opposite ends of the ropes, then double clothesline Jackie from front and back!

Pike: Hell Bound! The Fierys give Jackie Hell Bound!

Hunt: Those idiots! Wait till Jackie gets El Gambit on them.

Pike: I think you spoke at the right time! Here he comes, cosh in hand!

El Gambit slides into the ring with the cylinder object. He goes to strike down Hades, but he ducks quickly. Hades turns back around and is struck down with a cosh shot to the head!

Hunt: BAM! Do it again!

Dameon kicks Gambit in the midsection and takes him down with a quick DDT. Gambit is keeping it together, trying to get back to his feet. Dameon picks Gambit up and places him between his legs. He lifts the smaller El Gambit up in a powerbomb position, but Gambit reverses it into a huricanranna. Siu Ann and Jessica are STILL battling it out at ringside. Suddenly Albert gets back into the ring and grabs a chair. From there he sneaks up behind Gambit. Gambit turns around as Albert smashes the chair over his head, leaving a dent in the chair!

Pike: WHAT A SHOT!

Gambit is down, but Albert hasn’t had enough as he begins to beat him down with the chair over and over. Jasmine sees the ring a mess with different men. She calls for the bell.

Ding, Ding, Ding!

Ring announcer: This match has been declared a draw by a double disqualification!

Hunt and Pike: What?!

Hunt: See what those Fierys did?

Pike: The Fierys? What about Jackie’s use of the chair?

Hunt: Oh well, the two girls are still rolling around at ringside. Hey, one of you can sit in my lap while I kiss the other’s wounds, then we can switch!

Dameon grabs Albert after his brutal assault on Gambit as Hades grabs Jessica at ringside. They keep them away from their opponents before anymore happens. Siu Ann gets back into the ring as Jackie gets back to his feet. They check on Gambit while the Fierys and Wuchies walk up the ramp. Albert calls for a mic. He finally gets one and looks down at Jackie.

Albert: This no over! How about on Travesty, me and Fierys fight you, Gambit, and partner of choosing in six man tag match! And as for challenge on Sayonara line, I agree. But for now Jackie, all I have to say to you is… Sayonara!

Jackie yells at Albert from the ring, his face turning as red as a cherry. Siu Ann tries to calm him down.

---Announcer table---

Pike: What sheer craziness from our broadcast partners over on Friday Travesty!

Hunt: So unprofessional!

Pike: Up next folks we have a special treat as David Foster and Gabriel Whitman will be making their debut commentating on Crimson tonight!

Hunt: Who in the hell are Foster and Whitman? Aren’t they the guys that used to clean the bathrooms when we were EWO?

Pike: No Hunt! They work freelance for HotWire magazine and have a column called Triple U!

Hunt: No wonder I never heard of them! What are they doing here than?

Pike: The will be commentating the Jacob Helmsley versus Invincible match! Take it away guys!

***

---Jacob Helmsley vs. Invincible---

Alive by P.o.D plays as Dave & Gabe are shown sitting on the announce tables. Dave has on a black GroundZero t-shirt and black jeans. Gabe on the other hand has on a black GZW t-shirt and black shorts and socks and sneakers. The music cuts away.

Dave: An honor to be on Crimson for the very first time. We have Jacob Helmsley vs. Invincible up next. Will this be Jacobs big break or is it Invincible who is going to come out on top, we will find out in a few moments.

Gabe: Don’t you get it Davey boy ? You make the fans yawn. I’m sure they want to see much more of me.

Dave: Excuse me I think I’m gonna puke.

Gabe: That’s lame you know.

Dave: Right whatever. Entering first weighing 206 lbs, standing at 6’3, “Jacob Helmsley”.

Gabe: Wooohooo !!! He ain’t the game Dave. He ain’t that damn good !!!!

Dave: (yawn) Yeah Yeah, I’ve heard that one before. No need to remind me.

“Meaning of life” plays over the P.A system as the crowd immediately erupt into boos. Jacob Helmsley walks out wearing wrestling trunks and black boots. He gives the crowd a thumbs down and then walks towards the ring. He then slides in swerving away from some of plastic bottles that go whizzing his way as the fans make their presence felt. He then grabs a mic and starts to speak.

Jacob Hemsley: Invincible your luck has run out. It’s going to be a history making Crimson tonight. Come on Peter. Or is Invincible feeling mortal all of a sudden.

Gabe: This guy is so under rated Dave!!!! He can make fun of people just as well as I can make fun of you.

Dave: Now listen that wasn’t even intelligent!

Jacob Helmsley: Aw cmon don’t waste my time here. I wont have enough time left for a victory celebration at the rate your going. Where the hell are you? Where are you hiding Invincible?

*Suddenly Invincible jumps out of the crowd and jumps the barrier, he then slides in and attacks an unsuspecting Jacob from behind. He then clotheslines Jacob and starts stomping. Jacob puts a painful look over his face as Invincible executes a knee drop. (Think Ric Flair.)*

Dave: Peter Blake cleaning house here.

Invincible then walks back to the other side of the ring and runs up and executes another Knee Drop. Jacob Grunts in pain as Invincible grabs him from the hair and gets him up. They then exchange chops.

Gabe: A chop by Invincible & another & another, NO!!!

*Jacob Helmsley counters it by putting his hand in front and now starts laying some right hands. He then Irish whips Invincible into the ropes and hits a shoulder hip toss on the rebound as Invincible goes crashing into the mat*

Gabe: The Impact!!!!

Invincible whines in pain as Jacob grabs his leg and locks him into a figure 4 leg lock. Invincible starts screaming in pain. He trys to reach the ropes but Jacob pulls him back again as Invincible falls flat with the hold still locked on. Ref Jasmine Kuraki gets counting.

Dave: NO!!!! Invincible just gets his shoulders up in the nick of time.

Invincible can’t take the pain and falls back down again.

Dave: Invincible gets his shoulders up again.

.Invincible’s brow is covered with sweat and he has a painful expression over his face as he somehow turns Jacob around to reverse the hold as now Jacob Helmsley starts screaming but grabs the rope right near him. Invincible is forced to break the hold. Invincible then staggers towards the corner and waits for Jacob to get up and when he gets to his knees , is met by a low spear by Invincible as Jacob Helmsley holds his abdomen in pain.

Dave: did you hear that sickening thud Gabe?

Gabe: Yeah it sounds a bit like you in the toilet.

Invincible who has also gotten a lot of the wind knocked out of him crawls to the ropes and gets up with support from them. He then gets onto the Middle rope and hits what seems to be a legdrop.

Dave: 275 pounds all and all in that leg drop, I don’t understand why Helsmley can still breathe!!!!

Invincible grabs both of Jacobs legs and tries to execute a sling shot catapult style maneuver but Jacob catches the metal pole of the turnbuckle and doesn’t go face first into the turnbuckle. He then jumps up a notch onto the top rope and hits a missile dropkick into Invincible’s back as Invincible’s proud reaction changes in instants to a more painful one.

Gabe: Now this is quality sports entertainment.

Both men are on their knees as they both get up and Invincible shakes himself a bit and then runs into Jacob but Jacob jumps right over Invincible and grabs his waist in a German Suplex. He drops him in the same suplex another time and then one more time and on the fourth attempt it gets countered into a stunner.

Dave: now if only Invincible can capitalize.

Jasmine Counts for the double K O count out.

Dave: Jacob to his knees.

Both men are up although very tired. Jacob tries for a Manhattan drop but cannot seem to lift invincible up, He tries for the second time but to no avail instead gets nailed with a ddt by Invincible. He then gets Jacob up and hits him with a side walk slam as Jacob is rammed into the mat. Jacob screams in pain as Invincible then lifts Helmsley up for a powerbomb but Jacob somehow reverses it into a tornado DDT as Invincible crashes down. Jacob then steadies himself and walks forward.

Dave: What? What is he gonna do?

Jacob slides out of the ring and ducks low he then gets out a thin small chain and wraps it against the sole of his boot.

Gabe: Oh YES!!!! I’ve been waiting for all this fairplay to come to an end.

Dave: SWEET MOTHER OF JESUS !!!!!! NO !!!!!

Jasmine Kuraki who still hasn’t noticed stops the countout count at 4 as Jacob gets right onto the top rope and waits for Invincible to get up. Invincible staggers up and gets nailed in the face with a corkscrew. A little bit of blood appears on his face as Jasmine seems utterly puzzled.

Dave: NO NO NO!!!!!!!!

Gabe: Well Slap my arse and call me Kandi, now that’s what I call class act!!!!

Jacob Helmsley pins as Jasmine Kuraki counts,

Dave: NO !!!! HE JUST KICKED OUT!!!! MY WORD THE ENDURANCE OF INVINCIBLE!!!!!

Gabe: Blech!

Jacob Helmsley starts banging his head against the ring in fury. He then gets up and Signals for the end. He gets on the top rope and jumps very high and spins once upside down into a shooting star press and then again but somehow Invincible crawls out of the way as Jacob drops onto his chest and seems unconscious.

Gabe: CRAP!!!!!

Jasmine goes for the double count out again.

Invincible staggers up and pulls Jacob up. He then hoists Helmsley onto his shoulders and locks in the painful torture rack maneuver.

Dave: The Scales of Justice!!! Helmsley has got to tap!!!!

Jacob not giving up but the pain becomes excruciating and his back is facing heavy damage but he somehow boots Jacob in the head with his boot that is still chained.

Dave: Oh My Lord!!!!

Gabe: Come on Helmsley pin him, 40 dollars that I bet on you depend on it

Dave: Your cheap you know.

Jacob then goes for the pin again.

Dave: NO SHOULDER UP AT THE VEEEERY LAST MOMENT!!!!

Gabe: What is happening over here? Am I watching some kind of nightmare?

Jacob goes into an angry Tantrum as Invincible staggers up as well. Invincible then sets Jacob for a powerbomb but Jacob avoids it by hitting a painful low blow into Invincible who drops to his knees. Jacob then slides out and gets himself a steel chair and slides inside. He holds it up to hit but Jasmine snatches it away. Jacob goes to haggle with her but from behind gets German suplexed into the mat by Invincible. Now Invincible grabs the steel chair and holds it taking aim but Jasmine snatches it away from him as well. He loses his temper and holds his hands up looking at her and asks her what her problem is? She starts giving him a piece of her mind but from behind Jacob rolls him over as Jasmine starts counting.

Jacob puts his feet on the ropes for leverage.

No Jasmine looks at the leg just in time as she stops counting and starts arguing with Jacob who starts bad mouthing her. He then distracts her as Mirage suddenly walks out.

Dave: The Arabian Sun? What the hell is he doing here?

Mirage runs in with his turban in his hands. Inside the turban seems to be a plate of brass. He takes it and rams it into Invincible’s head as he falls flat. Mirage then slides out and ducks under the ring. Jacob then stops distracting Jasmine and pins Invincible.

Gabe: Its over.

Dave: FOR GODS SAKES NO!!!!!! What a fluke. That was so lame.

Gabe: Get out the money you owe me boy.

Mirage gets back up and walks out as Jacob Helmsley holds his hands up and his music starts playing again. He then walks out staggering. An angry Invincible gets up and in anger runs out and slides from under the ropes and backstage.

---Parking Lot---

The scene opens in the parking lot, and a beautiful soft-top sports car parks up. Or rather, what USED to be a beautiful soft-top sports car parks up. With the remnants of birdseed, and a hell of a lot of mini dents from pecking, the car looks a mess. ‘Smooth Operator’ Billy Bond gets out of the driver seat to a huge pop from the crowd. He looks at the devastation of his car, sighs and shakes his head.

He looks up to the security camera, looks at his car, and then scowls.

Smooth:

“Pimp, you got my attention…”

Smooth heads into the arena with a purposeful stride…

***

---Commercial---

(The Zero-Tron springs to life with pictures of young wrestlers from various other federations. A guitar kicks in and you can hear “Set It Off” begin to play in the background. Shots are shown of Justin back in XFWF as the XFWF Champion. Shots are then shown of Maxx Pain wearing the RWF Title. Adam Cage is then shown wearing the XWF Title and finally Chris Trepainer is shown wearing the MSWA Title as the background music begins to clear up.)

“Our Time Has Come...”

(The guitar blasts as shots are then shown of the formation of Pride when Justin Sharp and Maxx Pain attacked Billy Bond.)

“Our time has come, watch me set it off! It’s been awhile but you can count it, lost we lie awake don’t hesitate. When opportunity knocks, break the lock and rush the gates. Seize the day, we got moves to make. It’s gotta be now cause we a half pass late. Say what you say but you ain’t shown me nothing. If you want me to think then you best to give me something.”

(Justin is shown beating Nathaniel Davis as Pride comes down to the ring to celebrate the big win.)

“I’m walking on by. Talking all-high! I hang with the illest, you I don’t recognize. Desensitize, and paralyze, sabotage and for your bloodline: We’ll sterilize! Here we come, and down we run. We can’t run, when you see me I won’t run. We are the sound of the powers that are none. Underground blaze, who am I kiddy-on?”

(Pride is shown attacking Eric Fortune at Evening of Extreme and then shots are shown of Pride mouthing back against various GZW Superstars. The guitar solo kicks in again as the shot pans through the member’s faces.)

“Our time has come....”

“ Set it off!”

“RISE!!! Let your spirit fly!”

“ RISE!!! Stand up for yourself!”

“ RISE!!! Hold your head up high!”

“ All join as one... Set it off!”

“ RISE!!! Let your spirit fly!”

“ RISE!!! Stand up for yourself!”

“ RISE!!! Hold your head up high!”

“ All join as one... Set it off!”

(Justin is shown winning the Light Heavyweight Title off of “El Gambit”. Maxx is shown winning the TV Title off of “El Gambit” as well. And finally shots are shown of vicious moves used on Gambit over Prides origin, including Justin’s Hydra and Maxx’s Career Ender.)

“Choose my battles, or rather your crew dismantled. They still can’t handle the fathom without the atom. I can’t imagine them raveling, acting like I’m laughing. Don’t find it funny, but I smile and show sarcasm. These plastics are tragic, you fake, so you mask it. No demons, no antics, we’re the real. And we’ve outlasted your phoniness, so you best to come correct. You want to disrespect? Why do lions talk the loudest? Poppa didn’t raise no punk! I’m everything I love. If you ready to come and get it son. Over power the strong tower, infiltrate top ranks, count down to final hour!”

(Adam is shown beating Monarch to become GZW’s “Most Sadistic Wrestler”. Shots are then shown of Adam and Justin laughing and smiling cockily as they usually do. More shots are shown of Pride talking in promos and telling the crowd off. Shots are then shown of Justin’s arguments with the Fortune Family.)

“Here we come, and down we run. We can’t run, when you see me I won’t run. We are the sound of the powers that are none. Underground blaze, who am I kiddy-on?”

(Shots are shown of Adam, Justin and Maxx standing with the newest Pride member... Chris Trepanier.)

“Out time has come....”

(Pride is shown giving the crowd the finger as the background music stops but then picks up again.)

“Set it off!”

(Justin is shown holding his Light Heavyweight Title.)

“RISE!!!”

“ Let your spirit fly!”

“ RISE!!!”

“ Stand up for yourself!”

“ RISE!!!”

“ Hold your head up high!”

“ All join as one... Set it off!”

(Maxx is shown winning the TV Title for a second time at Fallout: Zero Tolerance.)

“RISE!!!”

“ Let your spirit fly!”

“ RISE!!!”

“ Stand up for yourself!”

“ RISE!!!”

“ Hold your head up high!”

“ All join as one... Set it off!”

(Chris T. Is shown standing over a toppled Nathaniel Davis after tricking the Peacekeeper.)

“Rise!....”

(Adam is shown with a sadistic look on his face after a loss to Kid Kaos. Then shots are shown of Chris Trepanier looking over the carnage that he helped inflict on The Peacekeepers. Finally shots are shown of the four Pride members beating on Billy Bond.)

“Our Time Has Come!”

“Set it off!”

(The four Pride members are shown standing in the ring each giving the crowd the finger as the background music dies out.)

*Thoughts are solely expressed by Pride and are no way endorsed by GZW 2K1*

***

---Backstage---

Justin Sharp and Chris T. are standing backstage watching a monitor when there Pride sponsored commercial comes on. Both men smile like kids in a candy store. In the far distance walking into the Coliseum is Diamond Sledge. He is dressed in jeans and has on his “Anti Bullying Policy” t-shirt. Chris T. spots the PeaceKeeper and nudges Sharp. Sharp looks and smiles evilly. Both Pride members nod to one another and seek a place to hide.

As Diamond passes where the monitor is Chris T. and Sharp leap from their hiding places and take out Diamond. Chris T. picks up the Diamond to only drop him back to the cement ground with a Thunder Buster (reverse brainbuster). Sharp stomps on him for a few moments before he picks Diamond up and drops him on his head with a Sharp Drop (falling DDT).

The two Pride members overlook Diamond as he fights for consciousness. Sharp spits in Diamond’s face.

Sharp: I beat you think we’re really bullies now, huh, Diamond?

Both men walk away laughing as EMTs rush to the scene to check on Diamond.

***

---“Arabian Sun” Mirage vs. “El Gambit” Santiago DeTouwce---

Pike: This next match will feature an all ready seen tonight Mirage going up against the cruel El Gambit! With The Lone Wolf now slated to do triple duty in HKWF, GZW and now the upstart WWA I expect to see Girbraltar’s greatest wrestler to put on a clinic here against the newcomer Mirage!

“Desert Rose” by Sting ushers in the anti-American wrestler known as Mirage. The fans shower him with boos and wave small American flags in the air. Mirage looks out at the crowd in disgust as he makes his way down the rampway.

Hunt: Clinic? I call this a one-minute workshop!

El G comes to the ring next to the tune of “Gimme” by Alice Copper. The sneaky former TV and LH champ strolls down the same rampway and receives about the same amount of jeers as his opponent did. The bell sounds and El G wastes no time. He lays in chops to the chest of Mirage.

Pike: My goodness! Those chops are echoing throughout the Coliseum!

Hunt: Like the sounds El Gambit laid into Pride last week on Sunday Storm!

El G kicks Mirage in the gut and executes a snap suplex. The crowd gets behind El G only due to the lesser of two evils. El G bounces off the ropes and nails a lightening quick elbow drop on Mirage. The Arabian Sun clutches his chest in pain.

Hunt: Forty five seconds left!

Pike: What is Adam Cage doing out here?

Cage walks down to ringside admiring the match. El G goes for an Irish whip. Reverse by Mirage. Cage pulls the top rope, causing El G to fall to the Coliseum floor. El G gets up and glares at Cage. Cage stands toe to toe with El G before slapping him.

Pike: Why can’t Pride leave El Gambit alone?

Hunt: Instead fighting against them, El Gambit should join them!

El G goes to reach into his trousers for his cosh but Mirage comes with a double ax handle off the apron. Mirage grabs El G and slams him face first onto the steel rail. El G is bleeding from the mouth. Mirage takes El G and slams him into the steel steps. Mirage gets back in the ring. Meanwhile, on the outside, Cage chokes the life out of El G.

Pike: Look at that sadistic bastard get his cheap shots in!

Cage rolls El G into the ring. Mirage welcomes him with several stomps to the back. Whip by Mirage. The Arabian Sun lowers his head for a back body drop, but El G hits a swinging neckbreaker. Mirage gets back up but he is sent back down with a beautiful dropkick from El G. El Hombre lifts up Mirage and drops him with a Barbary Drop (slingshot brainbuster). El G goes to the top turnbuckle and hits...

Pike: Gibraltarsault (Essa Rios style moonsault)! El Gambit goes for the cover.

1...2…

Cage pulls El G's leg, disrupting the count. El gets up and pulls Cage by the hair up onto the apron.

Pike: I don’t condone El Gambit’s coshing but Adam Cage truly deserves it!

Mirage gets up and saves Cage once again with a forearm to the back. Mirage hooks El G's waist and hits a backdrop. Mirage picks up El G and lifts him up in a suplex. He waits a few seconds and drops El G in a delayed suplex. Mirage lifts El G and whips him to the ropes. El G bounces back and goes for a flying forearm smash. Mirage ducks, but Ref Sonny Bright gets his clock cleaned instead!

Pike: There goes Ref Bright!

Both men get up. El G lays in several punches. Kick to the gut by Mirage followed by a DDT. Suddenly...

Pike: Now here comes Maxx Pain! So much for the truce!

Hunt: El Gambit thought it was all over on Sunday Storm! It’s just begun! Besides that truce was with Justin Sharp not the rest of Pride!

Maxx gets in the ring and picks up El G with a double-handed choke. The big man lays in two skull crushing headbutts. While still holding him up, Maxx turns and drops El G in a sitdown powerbomb.

Pike: The strength of Maxx Pain is off the charts! He manhandled El Gambit as if he were a child!

Maxx is not through. He picks up Mirage and powerbombs him onto El G.

Pike: He just dropped Mirage right on El Gambit!

Hunt: A move right out of Deacon Kane’s book!

Pike: Is no one safe from Pride?

Like a thief in the night, Maxx leaves the ring. Ref Bright slowly regains consciousness. He sees Mirage on top of El Gambit. He starts to count.

Pike: No! Not like this!

1…2...3!

Pike: Mirage wins! Give the assist to Maxx Pain and Adam Cage!

Maxx and Cage laughs in the rampway at the trouble they have caused. But coming to the ringside area is Invincible with a chair. Invincible blasts Cage over the head with the chair sending him to the floor. He takes several shots at Maxx, a couple to his back and one to his head. Maxx is staggered, but remains on his feet.

Pike: What does it take to take this big man down? A bomb?

Invincible takes another shot to the head, dropping Maxx to his knees. But Maxx grabs Invincible by the throat. He lifts him up and chokeslams him onto the concrete floor.

Pike: Chocolate covered Dunkin’ Donuts! Maxx Pain just chokeslammed the hell out of Invincible!

Chris T. and Justin Sharp appear on the stage and beckon for Maxx to come back to the backstage area. The crowd is stunned and in awe of the power of Maxx as he picks up Cage and heads backstage.

---Unexpected---

“I AM NUMBER ONE!!!!!!!!!!” echoes around the arena which brings the crowd to their feet with anticipation. T-Rex walks down the ramp dressed in a pair of blue jean shorts and dark black boots. His eyes are covered by a pair of dark black Oakley’s and he wears a black baseball cap on his head turned backwards. His ribs are no longer taped up and his ankle has heeled. The fans reach out for a handshake but he just ignores the hand shakes and climbs up the steel steps and steps over the top rope into the ring. He walks over to the corner and calls for a mic as the crowd continues to cheer loudly for “The Enforcer.” He raises the mic up to his mouth as the crowd dies down.

Hunt: I thought this punk was hurt! Magic sucks at taking people out!

Pike: Shuttup Hunt!

T-Rex:

“Ya know ever since I left things have been happening like crazy. I leave for one month and people that I looked to as the future turn their back on the fans to side with Pride. I leave for a month and people who stand for the rights of the fans get jumped and assaulted at every possible moment. I leave for one damn month and Magic gains the IC Title in a strange manner.”

He paces the ring looking at the crowd as he leans on the top rope overlooking the ramp. He gets off the ropes and continues to pace the ring.

T-Rex:

“Now, Magic you and I go way back. We WERE Forsaken back in the EWO. But this is the GZW now Sean so get out of the past and come to the present. Sean when you attacked my wife you crossed the line of no return. This battle between us will not be over until I have your head handed to me on a silver platter. So Sean get your ass out here right now!”

Pike: T-Rex is calling out the new Intercontinental Champion!

Hunt: Magic is too busy getting ready to face the LightHeavyweight Champion Justin Sharp to come out here and play games with T-Rex!

The crowd roars and looks to the entranceway hoping to see Magic appear but no one shows. T-Rex leans up against the ropes and eyeballs the ramp but still no one shows.

T-Rex:

“Just what I thought, well the nights not over with yet. I will have some revenge before this night is over with. You can count on that.”

The crowd boos the fact that Magic hasn’t showed up.

T-Rex:

“Something else I want to get off my chest is the happenings with the Heavyweight Championship. It seems everyone out there is aiming for a shot at the title except me. You got Pimp begging for a match. You got Magic wanting a shot. Well add T-Rex to that list because I want my shot at the glory once again. I want to be up in that spotlight that I was screwed out of on two different circumstances. Smooth I respect everything you’ve done and everything your doing in this business. And believe me when I say that this is strictly business and nothing personal.”

Hunt: What has he done to warrant a Heavyweight shot? Symon will get one before he will!

T-Rex looks around the crowd and leans up against one of the turnbuckles still eyeing the crowd. The crowd begins to chant “T-Rex, T-Rex, T-Rex” repeatedly as he just looks around and smiles.

T-Rex:

“Damn I missed that. Now before I go I got one thing I need to get off my chance and that’s this whole thing about Angel being named the new commissioner. People keep asking me whether I plan on taking advantage of it. The answer is simply this. No.

“Number One” by Nelly kicks back in around the arena as T-Rex steps over the top rope and makes his way up the ramp.

Pike: The Champion of the People has returned!

Hunt: Big deal!

***

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***

---Symon vs. “Anti Bullying Policy” Diamond Sledge---

Pike: Up next, we have everyone’s favorite wrestler Diamond taking on the ex-Intercontinental Champion Symon! Symon surprised many doubters last week on Crimson when he went into the ring and pinned Pimp Bizkit for the Intercontinental Championship!

Hunt: To think people think it was all a plan of Sincere to get the title around Magic’s waist! Symon is the real thing because Symon says so!

Pike: Diamond was already attacked tonight by Justin Sharp and Chris Trepanier of Pride! The medical staff has tried to persuade Diamond from wrestling tonight due to the neck injury but Diamond is too much of a competitor!

“Black” by Sevendust plays as Symon comes to the ring first. The one-man marketing machine has on a t-shirt that reads, “Why?” on the front while on the back it reads, “Cause Symon Says So!” He slides into the ring, waiting for his opponent.

“Funky Cold Medina” by Tone Loc bumps on the Coliseum sound system introducing the PeaceKeeper Diamond. The Anti Bullying Policy makes his way to the ring slapping fives with the attending crowd along the rampway. Diamond hops over the top rope and into the ring. He rubs his neck as he looks at Symon.

Ref Donald Fey calls for the start of the match. Both men lock up. Both men jockey for the advantage. Symon gets Diamond to the ropes. Ref Fey calls for a break. Symon breaks, but gets in a quick chop to the chest. Symon whips Diamond to the ropes. Symon goes for a hiptoss, but Diamond lands on his feet. Diamond goes for a clothesline, but Symon ducks the clothesline, reaches back and drops Diamond with a neckbreaker.

Pike: What quick action here! That neckbreaker will not make things easy on Diamond’s injured neck!

Diamond lays on the mat clutching his neck. Symon stomps away on his fallen opponent. Symon applies a side headlock, cranking on Diamond's neck. Diamond shoots Symon off and into the ropes. Diamond follows up with a flying headscissors takedown. Symon gets up and Diamond nails a dropkick, sending Symon out of the ring. Symon slowly gets to his feet on the floor. Diamond runs and hits a slingshot twisting plancha on Symon.

Pike: Wowsers! What a move by Diamond!

Hunt: I guess the little garbage rat has been doing some studying while he was laid up!

Diamond gets to his feet on the floor as the fans cheer him on. Diamond rolls Symon into the ring. Diamond then climbs onto the apron. He waits for Symon to get to his feet. Diamond then hits a springboard missile dropkick. He quickly goes for the cover, but Symon gets a shoulder up. Diamond lifts up Symon and takes him over with a crisp vertical suplex. Diamond looks to his fans and goes up to the top turnbuckle.

Pike: He is going for a moonsault! This could do it!

Diamond goes for the moonsault, but Symon gets his knees up. Symon quickly capitalizes. He grabs Diamond and takes him over with a snap suplex. Symon holds on and nails another snap suplex. Symon lifts him up one more time and drops him in a wicked brainbuster.

Pike: Wowsers! Symon is really putting Diamond’s neck to the test tonight!

Hunt: What do expect from a man that beat Pimp Bizkit!

Symon lifts up Diamond and drops him with a jumping piledriver. The crowd winces and shrieks at the impact of the piledriver.

Pike: My god! That may have crippled Diamond!

Symon with the cover.

1...2...

Pike: Kick out by Diamond Sledge! What heart and courage!

Symon can't believe it. Symon lifts Diamond to his feet and applies a front face lock, trying to work on the neck. But Diamond counters, turning the hold into a release Northern Lights suplex. The crowd goes wild. Both men slowly get up. Symon goes for a right hand, but Diamond blocks it and lands a right hand of his own. Irish whip by Diamond is reversed by Symon. Diamond ducks a clothesline, bounces off the ropes and nails Symon with a spear. Diamond picks up Symon and sits him on the top turnbuckle.

Pike: He is going for a top rope hurricanranna!

Diamond hops onto Symon's shoulders and goes to flip Symon. But Symon holds onto the ropes, blocking the hurricanranna. Diamond's legs are still wrapped around Symon's neck. Symon grabs Diamond's legs, jumps off the turnbuckle and drops the Anti Bullying Policy on his head with a modified Tiger Driver (hangman's DDT).

Pike: CHOCOLATE COVERED DUNKIN’ DONUTS! Symon dropped Diamond on his head! He may be knocked out!

Symon goes for the cover.

1…2...

Pike: Three! Symon wins the match! Someone call the EMTs out here! Diamond is not moving!

Symon slides out of the ring as the EMTs come to the ring to check on the condition of Diamond. The crowd is on their feet in silence, concerned for the GZW’s most adorable superstar. Coming down the ramp is the LH Champion, Justin Sharp. He gets in the ring and looks down at the fallen Diamond. Sharp then locks on the Sharp Lock (Walls of Jericho).

Pike: Someone stop this madman! Diamond may have damn well broken his neck and Justin Sharp is trying to break his legs? What kind of man is he?

Hunt: He is the LightHeavyweight Champion! When you are on top, you do whatever it takes to keep your opponents down!

Sharp eventually releases the hold. He slides out of the ring with a wicked smile on his face as the crowd boos the LH Champion.

~~~ The Mrs. M Show ~~~

The studio lights come on, on the set of the Mrs. M show, and the show opens with the cheesy music of Mrs. M’s live band! Mrs. M is sat on a modern style armchair, and to her right is a matching sofa. She is dressed in a pretty kimono, and wears a huge grin. In the background is a huge picture of her grinning face, and a logo in neon saying ‘Mrs. M Show’!

Mrs. M: “Hello and welcome to Mrs. Murakame show on Tuesday Night Crimson! On show tonight I have two very special guests! I very sorry to say that Claire McRillis was scheduled to be on show, but she had to pull out on last minute due to unforeseen circumstances. We at the Mrs. M show apologise for disappointment, and strive to get her on show soon. However, I got two great guests this week, so stick with us! Mrs. M show still best talk show in world!

“My first guest is relative newcomer to GZW who rocket onto scene at Zero Tolerance with one of the most brutal matches in GZW history! He now in crazy tag team, the Brother}{ood with Chains: please give a warm welcome to Kid Kaos!”

The band plays an instrumental version of ‘Front to Back’ by Xzibit as Kid Kaos comes through the entrance. He is wearing a suit, but has his usual face paints on, and it creates a striking juxtaposition with the suit. The crowd give a mixed reaction as he heads to where Mrs. M is sat. He sits on the sofa, next to Mrs. M and offers a handshake, which Mrs. M takes.

Mrs. M: “Welcome to show Kid Kaos. I have your tag team partner on here a few weeks ago, he seem quite a nice boy... anyway, like I say, welcome to show. After forming Brother}{ood, you immediately go into scary feud with StormRiders: scary feud that seem to be redefining the meaning of extreme wrestling! In fact, you face Prey on Friday Night Travesty this week! How do you see this feud progressing, and how far are you prepared to go to win?”

Kid Kaos: “First off, I wanna thank you for having me on the show. It is great to be here.

“Now on to this thing between ‘HKWF's best’ the StormRiders and ‘GZW's craziest’ the Brother}{ood. You see me and Chains had no problem with the StormRiders, but they had try and take the spotlight away from us on our first official night as a tag team. They had no right doin’ something like that to, so this feud between us is growing and will continue to grow until Chains and myself feel that we have done enough to them to pay for interrupting our inaugural night. Now I have a match with Prey on Travesty, and I am going to go to a new level of extreme that only I could take it to, to show Prey exactly why I am GZW's rising star. Exactly why The Brother}{hood is the next hot commodity in da wrestlin’ industry and why we are da two craziest dudes in GZW today.

Mrs. M: “In heavily contested division, that being tag division, who you see as your greatest challenge to stop you and Chains getting title shot?”

Kid Kaos: “I truthfully think that the only team that can stop us from success in the tag division is the Brother}{ood. Just look at the talent our tag team. Chains was just the Extreme champ so you know he has major skill. I am the guy gettin’ all the buzz in GZW right now. C’mon, there’s nobody that can stop other than ourselves. I will go on record to guarantee some gold in the Brother}{ood very soon. Please believe it!”

Mrs. M: “After what some people consider upset victory over Adam Cage on last week’s Crimson, you now his tag team partner in eight man tag match! What your thoughts on Pride, and do you think you can co-exist with Adam Cage especially?”

Kid Kaos: “Whoa, whoa, whoa. Upset? Did I not say from jump that I was going to whopp Adam Cage’s ass on Crimson? So how did I upset him if I knew from the get go that I was gonna win that match. Adam Cage is in my mind the most overrated wrestler in GZW today, just because he can call his buddies in Pride to beat somebody up so he could win, he is considered great, but I proved that man-to-man, he aint shit. But I am goin’ to have to put all of that aside because Pride and the Brother}{ood is going to have to coexist, and all I have to say is that Adam Cage, Chris Trepanier, You screw over the Brother}{ood, and I guarantee that it will be the worst move of your life, because Chains and I will make sure that Pride all experience living hell!”

Mrs. M: “And finally, you always have face painted, I just wondering is there any significance to the designs, and why you do it?”

Kid Kaos: “To tell you the truth, the face paint is for one reason only and that was when me and Chains got together we needed something to show some unity between each other. So we decided that face paint would be the best way to link us together. And obviously, MY FACE PAINT ROCKS.

“Before I go I would like to say thank you again for letting me be on the show tonight, and I hope I'm let on many more times. Peace out from GZW's up-n-comer, Kid Kaos.”

Mrs. M blushes.

Mrs. M: “You very welcome… you nice young man! After break, I got very special guest… ‘Canadian Thunder’ Chris Trepanier will be on the show! Don’t you go anywhere… or I slap your legs!”

As Mrs. M grins at the camera, the scene cuts to commercial.

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***

The Mrs. M show reopens, with Kid Kaos having left to go take care of some business. The cheesy theme turn plays, and fades. Mrs. M grins, and addresses the camera.

Mrs. M: “Welcome back to Mrs. M show! My next guest is one of GZW and MSWA’s most promising talents! He the MSWA Mid-South champion and newest member of Pride, please welcome ‘Canadian Thunder’… Chris Trepanier!”

The band play an instrumental version of ‘The Thunder Rolls’ by Garth Brooks as Chris Trepanier comes through the entrance. He is wearing a suit, with the MSWA Mid-South title around his waist. The crowd boo loudly as he heads to the sofa, and Chris merely smiles nastily. He sits on the sofa, next to Mrs. M and sneers at the crowd, and the old lady.

Mrs. M: “Welcome to show Chris. Whole wrestling world is saying: ‘Why Chris, Why?’ So my first question is this: Why Chris, why? Why you turn your back on fighting the good fight, and side with Pride?”

Chris: “Why Chris, why? Because Pride is aboot ridding the world of old, over-the-hill, has-beens who take great pleasure in holding down the younger, more athletic, more charismatic, and more talented wrestlers, just so they can extend their 15 minutes of fame, and continue to rake in the money that the top draws in this business get. They are selfish, egotistical, and most importantly, jealous individuals who no longer deserve to be at the top. Every member of Pride has proven that they deserve to be at the top of the mountain, but this so-called ‘Old Guard’ doesn't want to lose their precious spots, so they hold us back. I have decided to claim what is rightfully mine, and to fight for every other guy in the back that is being pushed aside by the ‘Old Farts’. I am still fighting the good fight, the people will come to realise this in time.”

Mrs. M: “I thought you a nice boy, but you just a meanie! A meanie like the whole of Pride! It you that will see error ways, not rest of GZW! … Like all members of Pride, apart from Adam Cage, you got title belt. In fact, you MSWA Mid-South Champion. Who you see as biggest threat to your title?”

Chris: “The biggest threat to my title? The only threat to my title is me not wanting it anymore. But I rather enjoy being a champion, so that won’t happen for a long time, unless, of course, something better comes along. As long as I hold this Mid-South belt, it proves that I am the best wrestler in the MSWA. And being one of the ‘New Guard’, that means that I am at the top, not any of the geezers.”

Mrs. M: “Having won MSWA Mid-South Championship in triple threat match with Snake and Stallion, the New Era, does the pending debut of the New Era in GZW worry you?”

Chris: “Does the debut of the New Era in GZW worry me? Not in the least. I’ve beaten each of them down before, and now that I have the rest of Pride to watch my back, as I do theirs, the New Era no longer has any numbers advantage on me. The way I see it, they should be worrying aboot Chris Trepanier and the rest of Pride.”

Mrs. M: “You probably right: tables have turned! … As wrestler in both MSWA and GZW, where do you see your allegiance? Where would you consider to be your ‘home’?”

Chris: “Where do I consider my ‘home’? My home is the wrestling ring. Whether it’s in the MSWA, GZW, or Timbuktu, if there's a wrestling ring there, then I feel right at home. Now don't get me wrong, I do feel a small debt of gratitude to the MSWA for getting me oot of that hellhole of a fed I was previously in, but that doesn't mean that I wouldn’t leave MSWA to work strictly for GZW, or anywhere else for that matter, if the offer was right. But I will say this, that as long as I am the MSWA Mid-South Champion, I will defend my belt and remain employed by the MSWA.”

Mrs. M: “And finally, I tend to ask this question to everyone... Your nickname is ‘Canadian Thunder’: how you get this nickname?”

Chris: “How did I get my nickname? Lady, let me just put it this way; you’re a little too old for me. Confused? Back in Canada, I played a good bit of hockey when I was growing up. And chicks dig hockey players, and the scars we accumulate. My scars helped me score, if you catch my drift. And if you still don't understand, then you should go ask someone else, maybe Kandi Fortune or Angel, they'll explain it to you.

Mrs. M: “I no understand!”

Chris looks smug; Mrs. M looks befuddled… but she quickly regains her composure.

Mrs. M: “That all we got time for this week on Mrs. M show. You no forget to tune in next week when as usual, I have two very special guests! Before I go, I just got time to remind you about Mrs. M’s recipe column in GZW Hotwire Magazine! You like Chinese and Hong Kong cookery? You no be disappointed with my recipes! A big thank you go out to Kid Kaos and Chris Trepanier. So until next time, thanks for watching and look after yourselves or I slap your legs!”

***

---Backstage---

(The scene starts off to show Justin Sharp and Maxx Pain walking down a long corridor in the back of the GZW Coliseum. As the duo come closer to a corner, the camera pans around and shows Tony Valk standing behind the corner with a steel chair in his hands. But Tony doesn't know that the chair is actually sticking out into the hall way and Justin slaps Maxx on the chest and points to the chair

with a devilish smile on his face.)

Maxx: Are you thinking what im thinking

Justin: I'm thinking a little pre-match warm up!

Maxx: Warm-up, hell where is the Justin Sharp of old, this is going to be more of a pre-match ass kicking

(Justin smiles at Maxx and then signals for him to stand back as he continues to walk up to corridor.)

Justin: Well, I'll see you later, good luck tonight!

Maxx: alright, but don't have too much fun seeing as i have to team with that bastard Pimp to take on my number one enemy Smooth and some kid, i will miss out on this fun, but maybe i will do enough damage to all three of them, reguardless of who gets in my way.

(Maxx rubs his TV title after shaking Justins hand and stands perfectly still.)

Justin: Yup, good luck Maxx. I’m just gonna head to my locker room to get ready.

(Justin continues to walk up the corridor until he approaches the corner, then Tony Valk springs out from behind and swings the chair at Justin. But the ready Sharp hits a HUGE Spinning Heel Kick and smashes the chair back into Valk's face! As Tony flies back into the wall, the blood already gushing from his face, Justin slaps him in the face as Maxx Pain returns to the scene smiling sickly.)

Justin: This is gonna be so much fun....

(The scene fades out as the two men begin to drag Tony up the hall.)

***

Pike: What in the world is going on?

Hunt: Looks like Pride has a gift for the fans!

(The crowd erupts in a loud chorus of boos as the Pride version of “Set It Off” blares through the arena as Justin, Maxx, Chris and Adam make their way down to the ring, DRAGGING behind thm the still out cold, Tony Valk! The four drag Tony down into the ring and roll him in as they all roll in after him and surround the young WWA hopeful as Justin grabs a mic.)

Justin: You know...

(The crowd erupts in boos as Justin just smiles a cocky little smile.)

Justin: Save it! Because we’re not out here to listen to the coos and cat calls of thousands of minimum wage losers like yourselves! We’re out here to make and example, and set an example of what happens if you EVER dare to cross Pride.

Pike: That’s Tony Valk! He is contracted to WWA and Alex deMonye! What is he doing in GZW!

Hunt: Seems to be getting his ass beat! Hehee!

(Justin walks over to Tony and picks him up by his hair only to slap him across the face.)

Justin: You know, I remember you as well! I remember back in XWF when you tried to screw with me, just as much as I remember what I did to you there to shut you the hell up! So Tony, just like my little snivelling puke of a brother... I’m gonna show you what Justin Sharp is all about!

(Justin raises his hand to strike Tony once again but the young wrestler SPITS in Justin’s face as the crowd erupts in cheers. Justin backs up and wipes the spit off the side of his face as he nods to the others and the crowd is silenced as the Pride beat down begins.)

Justin: Come on, drag his sorry ass over there Adam. Plant him with a Nova!

(Adam grabs the beaten Valk by the hair and drags him to the middle of the ring where he gives the crowd the finger before absolutely exploding with a Nova to Tony Valk.)

Justin: No, No, No! We’re not done yet! Chris let’s go... Thunder Cloud!

(Chris walks into the center of the ring and playfully drags Tony to his feet and gets nose to nose with the young star, shouting for him to never screw with Pride. Chris then whips Tony off the ropes and kicks him th gut right before nailing a HUGE Thunder Cloud! As Chris and Adam gloat over Tony, Maxx and Justin retrieve a steel chair from ringside and a duffle bag from underneath the ring.)

Justin: Wait, we all know this little bastard is now a Pride bitch, but lets show the world!

(Justin pulls a can of black spray paint out of the duffle bag, followed by a can of red spray paint. He walks over to the absolutely demolished Tony Valk and spray paints “Prides Bitch!” on his stomache. Maxx then steps up to the plate and flings the young Valk into the ropes but stops suddenly as “Forever” By Kid Rock hits and Chris Sharp appears on the top of the ramp brandishing a steel chain in his right hand. Chris runs for the ring and begins to swing the chain like a mad man, he collects on Maxx with a huge blow to the gut which sends the 7’3” giant to the outside of the ring. He then swings at Adam and Chris who wisely move out of the way. Finally Chris stops at looks his son Justin square in the eyes as the crowd roars.)

Pike: Explosive situation we have here!

Justin: WOAH! Wait a second dad, you, you wouldn’t do this to your own son? Come on... Dad, you... you can’t! I mean, YOU CAN’T!

(Chris begins to lower the chain as Justin looks a little more relaxed but then all of a sudden Chris swings the chain and just barely misses Justin’s head. But as he’s turned around Maxx Pain gets back in the ring and kicks the elder Sharp in the back of the head sending him into the ropes. The rest of Pride then swarm the ring and begin to beat down on Tony and Chris. Chris and Adam set Tony up and nail a huge double Super Kick, snapping Tony’s neck back with a sickening snap!)

Pike: Chocolate covered Dunkin’ Donuts!

Hunt: Even I know when enough is enough!

(Justin and Maxx continue to work over Chris who is now virtually unmoving. Maxx and Jutin back off and Maxx lays the steel chair in the corner as Justin drags his dad into the corner and begins to lift him up to the top. Justin and his dad are both on the top turnbuckle as Justin signals for the Hydra!)

(Maxx, Adam and Chris all celebrate in the ring as Justin NAILS the Hydra on Chris from the top turnbuckle onto the chair! Chris and Adam roll out of the ring and bring in a cooler of beer as Maxx taunts the crowd, which is booing their heads off, and Justin stands over his battered father with a sick look of pride in what he has just done.)

(Adam and Chris dish out beers as Justin drags Chris Sharp over right next to the motionless body of Tony Valk. The four pride members then toast over their prey as Maxx raises his TV Title, and Justin raises his LH Title. Chris and Adam then get up on the ropes and taunt the sold out crowd to an enormous amount of boos as the show cuts to a commercial.)

“Bloodline” by Slayer brings the attention of Pride and the crowd to the entranceway as out walks the Director of All Wrestling Operations Kandi Fortune. She is flanked on her right by Marcus Fortune and on her left by Paul Spartan.

Kandi: Well well well, what do we have here? More buffoonery by the stable of misfits known as Pride. You four think you are the shit on MY show, in MY company? Well have your party now little boys cause in a few days you won’t be smiling. No one and I mean no one runs roughshod over any wrestlers in GZW.

Maxx goes to step out of the ring but his buddies hold him back.

Kandi: Yes come on and step to Bloodlines, Maxx Pain. The moment you think about attacking me I’ll have your ass out of here so fast that no one will remember you even existed in GZW. What you four fail to realize is that I allow you to exist in GZW. It is up to Kandi Fortune, not Angel Profit-Williams, not Sincere, but me that gives you power. I’m no fool, as you seem to think. Wrestling is big business and I am a businesswoman put in charge of a GroundZero Enterprises product to make money.

Pike: Ms. Fortune has a point Hunt! She could fire all four men if she wanted too on the simple grounds they have become totally outrageous with their antics!

Hunt: True!

Kandi: Justin your father thought it was wrong of me to ignore you guys. He felt I didn’t see you as a threat and the simple truth is I don’t! That’s why you father is laid out in that ring right now. He gave you four power over him whereas you hold none over me. Kandi Fortune is the be all and end all! Remember that Pride when the next time you pick up a mic and do an interview. It is Kandi that allows you to be the TV Champion, the LightHeavyweight Champion, and to even be employed in GZW!!!

The crowd begins chanting “Bloodline, Bloodline!!”

Kandi: Punishment is in order Pride. Expect it to be coming.

“Bloodline” plays again as Bloodlines walks backstage and Pride stands befuddled in the ring.

Pike: That didn’t sound good for any member of Pride!

***

---Cage Match: “The Downfall” Rebellion vs. “Real Deal” Jimmy Williams---

Pike: Up next, two men in a steel cage...

Hunt: I'd prefer a woman dancing in a cage, but I guess I'll settle for this as “Real Deal” Jimmy Williams is going to beat the hell out of “The Downfall” Rebellion!

The lights come up in the GZW Coliseum to show the cage already set in place around the ring. The crowd cheers in anticipation of the upcoming match.

“Tear Away” by Drowning Pool as Rebellion strolls out into view of this capacity crowd. The audience receives the former Extreme Champion with an echo of boos.

As he enters the cage, Ref Paulie Newman checks him for "extras" and then holds the door open. Reb walks about the ring looking at the set up.

Jimmy Williams is halfway down the ramp when the house lights come back up after announcing him to the tune of “The Game” by Disturbed. Ref Newman, tries to check Williams in the same way he did Reb, but a withering look backs him up. Williams climbs into the ring.

Hunt: This is going to be like the furious pitbull fights that people have illegally over the world!

Pike: Magnified that these two are trapped in a steelcage!

The bell rings as the door to the cage is closed with Ref Newman stationed outside.

Pike: Here we go!

Williams and Reb are both cautious to hook up in the beginning of the match. Both circle each other, waiting for an opening. Ducking and juking this way and that they make a full circle around the ring. Reb stands tall, shakes his head smiles....

Pike: Rebellion with a full body tackle on Jimmy Williams! What a way to start the match!

Flurries of fists and kicks come out of both men on the mat as they roll around. They break each others hold and both get back to their feet. They rush in and join up in a clench in the middle of the ring. A give and take of arm bars and holds follows.

Pike: For all their extreme antics, Rebellion and Jimmy Williams actually are great wrestlers!

Hunt: And you have the head play-by-play job. Sheesh!

Reb spins Williams around and with a Russian leg sweep brings Real Deal to the mat. Reb brings a knee down on the inside of Williams' leg. Williams with a face rake gives him time to stand. Williams with a whip to the ropes. Reb on the way back, a knee lift folds the Downfall over and down. Williams quick with the choke hold. Standing Reb up, Williams drops Rebellion in his own leg sweep and then drops a leg on the back of Reb's neck.

Williams with double forearms to Rebellion as he begins to stand. Both men reach for each other's face a scowl on their faces. They become deadlocked making no progress but not yielding either.

Hunt: It's like they're frozen in time!

Williams finally bites into Reb's thumb and brings the exposed arm around in an arm bar. A kick to the exposed ribs of Reb. Williams pulls Reb in and hooks a suplex that flings Reb to the corner of the ring. Williams with a clothesline and Reb with nowhere to go. Rebellion slumps over from the offense.

Williams straddles the slumped Reb and rains down punches to the head of Rebellion. Williams grabs Reb by the ankles and pulls him to the center of the ring. Williams makes a wish with Reb's legs and then falls, leading with an elbow, into the breadbasket. Williams on his feet again standing Reb up, whip to the ropes, back body drop sends Williams over the ropes and colliding with the steel cage. Reb crawls to his feet, using the cage support.

Pike: Wait! What is Rebellion looking at? He just grabbed the cage like it bit him!

Hunt: Probably broke a nail!

Williams runs to the opposite ropes and bounces back coming in at blinding speed with a baseball slide aimed right for Reb's chest. Reb sidesteps and Williams connects with the cage. Reb quickly picks up Williams and smashes his head into the cage, once, twice, thrice...

Rebellion looks at the cage again looking for a specific spot, measuring up Williams. Reb spins Williams around and chops Williams across the chest. Reb, checking Williams' position, adjusts his dazed opponent and brings down another chop with a growl for emphasis. Williams falls back onto the cage and pops back up like he was stuck in the back with something.

Pike: Wowsers! Parts of the links on the cage have been sharpened! Someone has been meddling with the cage!

The back of Williams is perforated with small bloody spots that match the link pattern of the cage. Williams gets over the shock and charges in at Reb. Williams with his own chop, Reb doesn't move. Reb with a roundhouse, Williams ducks it and uses Reb's own momentum to push him into the sharp section of the cage. Reb's arm has several small cuts running up and down its length.

Pike: Some twisted individual has caused both of these opponents to bleed!

Hunt: No, That's "The most Extreme wrestler in the GZW" has caused both of these opponents to bleed! And here he is now to view his handiwork.... Everybody please rise for...Dum Dum Duummmmm Eric “Complete Chaos” Montair!

C2, the Extreme champion stands at the top of the ramp watching the match, in his hands he holds a sort of scientific gadget.

Rebellion sees C2 at the top of the ramp and this gives Williams a chance to slam Reb's head off of the ring apron and roll him back into the ring. Williams reaches back to check his bleeding, finds some on his hands and...

Pike: EEEEEeewwwwww! Jimmy Williams licked off the blood from his hands!

Williams whips Reb to the ropes, leapfrog, Reb puts on the breaks and goes airborne with a standing dropkick that flips Williams 360 degrees in the air. Rebellion grabs Williams in a choke and stands him up; a piledriver brings Williams to the mat one more time. Rebellion makes to leave the ring for the door....

Hunt: Chicken! Get back in there and fight!

Williams grabs Reb by the foot. Reb stomps down with the other foot to shake him off.

C2 runs down to the ring and blindsides Ref Newman.

Pike: What is this about?

Hunt: The Brutality King is looking for the brutal in his kingdom. He’s checking to see if these to paupers are just!

C2 goes to the side of the ring and secretly connects two wires to the bottom of the door and then steps back.

Pike: What did he do?

Hunt: Uh, I don't know but whatever it was it was brilliant I'm sure!

Reb shucks Williams off his foot and gets to the ropes. Williams to his feet, Reb with quick speed turns and clotheslines Williams back to the mat. Reb moves out of the ring and to the door, keeping an eye on Williams as he reaches for the door.

Pike: Chocolate covered Dunkin’ Donuts! Rebellion jumped back like he was shocked!

Just then a camera moves around to show the wires hooked to the bottom of the door and follows them under a box to a car battery hidden at the side of the "safety rail".

Hunt: I guess Montair wants this match to go on a bit longer!

Williams vaults over the ropes and comes crashing down on Rebellion. Both men collapse from the impact. Williams to his feet first tosses Reb back into the ring, and looks at C2 with disgust. The Extreme Champion only sneers before he reaches down to the battery.

Reb hits Williams in the back with an ax handle and the two men exchange blows. Williams whips Rebellion down the lane and he collides with the steel steps. Williams moves back to the door, looks at the staggering Rebellion, then at the Extreme Champion who waves Williams through. Williams looking confident places both hands on the door.....

Hunt: Wait! This isn't right!

Pike: Do you smell something burning Hunt?

Jimmy Williams convulses from the electrical energy moving through him. Letting go he falls to his knees. C2 looks on with an evil glee. Reb comes in with some stomps and tosses Williams into the ring.

Officials run down the ramp, some restrain and attempt to remove C2; another unhooks the wiring on the door and opens it.

Rebellion signals for the end of the match. Rebellion climbs to the top rope and waits for Williams to stand. Reb connects full force with a missile dropkick. Reb with the pin.

Ref Newman out of position.

One...

Two…

Pike: Jimmy Williams kicks out! Rebellion isn't letting up though!

Reb stands Williams up again and flings him to the ropes and catches him in a powerslam on the return ride. Growling and with blood streaming down his injured arm Rebellion stands Williams up and drops him once more with a neckbreaker.

Hunt: C'mon Real Deal! Do something! You were once a member of Chaos Theory©!

Reb unleashes his verbal fury as he stands over the prone Williams. Jimmy with a last ditch effort low blows Reb and scrambles away to the ropes. Standing up Williams charges in and spins Reb around. A release German suplex now has Williams standing over Reb. Williams picks up his opponent and brings him high in the air with a helicopter spin into a Diamond Cutter.

Hunt: No Remorse!! That's it! Rebellion is finished!

One...

Two…

Hunt: NO! How could Rebellion kick out of that?

C2 is slowly being backed up the ramp; he strains to watch the match. He stops at the top of the ramp and holds onto some of the scaffolding. After a quick struggle, the officials allow him to stay at the top of the ramp so long as they are between him and the match.

Williams allows Rebellion to get to his feet, and at the same time they charge at each other, Williams goes high and Reb goes low, both missing and bouncing off the ropes and colliding in a double clothesline. Ref Newman with the double count.

1…

2…

3…

C2 breaks free of his captors and comes running back down the ramp reaching into his tights as he goes. He stops at the base of the ramp.

4…

5…

6…

Williams and Reb both try to stand but fall over,

Pike: These two are so evenly matched they are both exhausted! Then when you put in the meddling of the Extreme Champ...I don't blame either one of these men for staying down!

7…

C2 pulls a small remote out, extends the antenna and presses a button. Small pops, like firecrackers can be heard.

Pike: What was that? What...CHOCOLATE COVERED DUNKIN’ DONUTS!

Hunt: Holy Shit! Duck and cover!

The cage comes apart at the top corners and at the seams. Explosive charges break the joints and pieces of the cage start to fall. The sides begin to fall out some fall in. The front row fans scream in panic and run for higher ground. The side of the cage with the commentating table falls into the ring. The ramp side of the cage falls toward the ramp, blocking access to the ring.

But the ceiling of the cage…

Pike: CHOCOLATE COVERED DUNKIN’ DONUTS! THE ROOF OF THE CAGE HAS FALLEN INTO THE RING! It's taken out Ref Newman and pinned both Jimmy Williams and Rebellion to the mat! We need some help out here!

Hunt: OOOHHHHHH NOW I GET IT! It's the only way Montair, the greatest Extreme champion, could pin both men at the same time...BRILLIANT!

The bell sounds as emergency personnel rush to the aide of the fans and wrestlers. C2 turns his back on the ring and walks calmly backstage without a second glance.

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---Eight Man Tag Team Match: The Brother}{ood and Pride (“Canadian Thunder” Chris Trepanier and “Ragin’ Shotgun” Adam Cage) vs. The RoccWylders and The Fierys---

Pike: Get ready fans as we have eight-man tag team action up next!

Hunt: Pride and the BrotherHood! What a team that is! The Fierys and the Roccwylders better just stay in the back or they're gonna get beat down!

“Defy You” by Offspring plays and a pregnant Aqua walks out pointing to her left and right and then the Fierys, Hades and Dameon come out where she is pointing. Then all three point to the entrance way and the RoccWylders, Kombat and Desecrator follow them in. They make their way to the ring. All five of them tagging hands with the fans as they pass them by. The fans are popping for the foursome.

Hunt: Aww, aren't they just a bunch of nice guys, showing love for the fans? Isn't that special?

The Brother}{ood theme, “No Time To Cry” by Cradle of Filth plays over the loud speaker. Chains and Kid Kaos make their way to the ring, amidst a shower of boos although many of the fans are cheering for Kid Kaos. As they get to the ring, they wait for their partners for the match.

“Cocky” plays out over the PA system as “Canadian Thunder” Chris Trepanier and “Ragin’ Shotgun” Adam Cage, two-fourths of Pride, make their entrance. All four men walk towards the ring. As the crowd finally settles down, the match gets under way with Kaos and Hades starting out.

Pike: Surprised those other two cowards of Pride aren’t out here!

Hades and Kaos lock up. Kaos hits Hades in the gut with a knee to gain the advantage. Kaos delivers some crushing blows to the back of Hades before he picks him up and hooks his head for a suplex, but Hades reverses and delivers a suplex of his own.

Pike: Nice counter by Hades Fiery!

Hunt: It was okay.

Hades goes for a quick elbow but Kaos rolls out of the way and recovers to his feet. He goes to the ropes and levels Hades with a clothesline. Kaos goes over and tags Cage into the ring. The crowd heel pops for him as he flips into the ring.

Pike: The crowd responding negatively to the entrance of Adam Cage!

Hunt: I used to think this guy was something but after his recent performances he down right sucks!

Cage grabs Hades and twists his arm and looks out to the crowd. But Hades comes up with a devastating clothesline of his own, which sends Cage to the mat. Hades runs over and tags in Des.

Pike: Here comes Desecrator!

Hunt: Or Kombat’s bitch!

Des quickly gains the advantage with right hands to the head of Cage. Des whips Cage into the corner and lands a harsh spear to the former Extreme Champion. Des tries to whip Cage again but Cage reverses him and whips Des. Des ducks under a clothesline from Cage and kicks him in the gut and lands a gut wrench powerbomb.

Pike: James “Desecrator” Tanner with a huge powerbomb on the sadistic Pride member!

Des tags in Dameon who furiously charges Cage and begins to stomp on him. Dameon picks up Cage and goes over to his corner. Dameon points to Hades and the crowd cheers. Hades puts his foot on the top rope and Dameon slams Cage’s head onto Hades' boot. Dameon then looks at Des and points to him. The crowd erupts again and Des puts his foot on the top rope and Dameon once again slams Cage’s head. Dameon them looks to Kombat and the crowd goes wild as they repeat the foot to head move for a third time.

Pike: Dameon is introducing Adam Cage to the bottoms of all three boots!

Hunt: Damn! The Ragin’ Shotgun is supposed to be knockin' boots, not eating them!

Kombat then puts out his hand looking for the tag. Dameon tags him in. Kombat plants Cage into the ring with a urinage and the crowd cheers again. Kombat tags Des again and the RoccWylders execute a double suplex on Cage. Des lifts up the Ragin’ Shotgun and whips him to the ropes. Des and Kombat join hands for a double clothesline, but as Cage hits the ropes. A blind tag from his Pride partner, more like a slap on the back, sends Chris T. in. The RoccWylders go for the clothesline, which Cage ducks and the RoccWylders receive a double clothesline from Canadian Thunder.

Hunt: Huge clothesline from the Mid-South Champion!

Chris T. goes over and knocks the Fierys off the apron. The father and son charge the ring but they are stopped by Ref Patricia Albertson.

Pike: Pride are masters of tag team manipulation! They are playing the Fierys and Ref Albertson!

Cage tosses Kombat out of the ring and Chris T. tosses Des into their corner. The Brother}{ood take advantage while Chris T. and Ref Albertson keep the Fierys occupied. Cage goes over and turns Des upside down in the corner in a Tree of Woe. As Cage kicks him in the gut a couple of times, the Brother}{ood leave the apron and toss Kombat into the rail on the outside. After Ref Albertson gets the Fierys out of the ring, Chris T. charges over and delivers a baseball slide to the face of the upside down Des in the Tree of Woe.

Pike: Chocolate covered Dunkin’ Donuts!

The Brother}{ood make it back up to the ring apron. Chris T. gets back in the ring as well. He picks up Des and sends him to the ropes. Des comes off the ropes with a clothesline to level the playing field. Des tags in the nearest man, Eric “Kombat” Fortune. Kombat rushes the Mid South Champion but receives a belly-to-belly suplex for his troubles. Chains slaps Chris T. on the shoulder, wanting a piece of the action. Chris T. doesn’t like the way Chains tagged him so he gives the ex-Extreme Champion a chop in the throat for the hard tag.

Pike: Looks like the union of Pride and the Brotherhood is disintegrating!

Cage grabs the ankles of Kaos and pulls him off the apron and Kaos’ chin hits the apron.

Hunt: Come on guys! Just get along!

Pride walks over to the announcing booth and retrieve Chris T.’s Mid South belt. Cage and Chris T. begin to leave the ring and leave the Brother}{ood alone in their match up.

Pike: What? Just like that Pride is leaving?!? I'm disgusted!

Hunt: What? You smell your breath too?

The RoccWylders see Pride leaving and make their way up the rampway to give chase. Dameon hits Chains with a full nelson sit down atomic drop/bomb and Hades and Kaos are going at it are exchanging blows out on the floor.

Pike: It's just the Fierys and the BrotherHood here!

Hunt: It's okay! The BrotherHood can tear apart the boring Fierys all by themselves!

The giant video screen shows that the RoccWylders have caught up with Pride and a melee ensues in the back.

Pike: Huge clusterfrick in the backstage area!

Dameon sets Chains up for a leg lock. Kaos makes it back into the ring and kicks Dameon in the face. Hades enters the ring and dropkicks Kid Kaos back out. All of a sudden at the top of the entranceway Pride and the RoccWylders are seen duking it out. Chains recovers and hits Hades in the back of the head and Kaos makes it back to the ring to go blow to blow with Dameon.

Hunt: Who is the legal man?

Pike: This match has completely deteriorated!

Ref Albertson realizes that she has lost control of the match and calls for the bell to call this match a no contest.

Pike: This match has been ruled a no contest!

Hunt: All four men are still going at it! Adam Cage and Chris Trepanier of Pride and the RoccWylders on the stage! The Fierys and BrotherHood in the ring!

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---LightHeavyweight and Intercontinental Non-Title Match: Justin Sharp vs. “Forsaken One” Magic---

Pike: Up next whom many consider the fightingest LightHeavyweight champion in GZW history takes on the former LightHeavyweight, former Heavyweight and now the new Intercontinental Champion in non-title battle! What a match it will be!

“Set It Off (Tweaker Remix)” by P.O.D plays on the Coliseum speakers as Justin Sharp, LH belt around his waist, makes his way to the ring. The fans are on their feet with boos for the Pride renegade.

“Bittersweet” bumps on the PA system as Magic, with the IC belt draped over his shoulder and personalized sledgehammer in hand, makes his entrance. The fans rock the Coliseum even louder with boos for the Forsaken One.

Both men are in the ring and the match is underway. The two combatants lock up. Sharp backs Magic into the ropes. Ref Sonny Bright calls for a break and Sharp does so cleanly. The two men lock up again, this time; Magic backs Sharp up into the ropes. Ref Bright calls for a break and Magic breaks cleanly as well. The two men give each other a look of respect.

Pike: Both men exhibiting uncharacteristic sportsmanship here!

Hunt: Sportsmanship? Screw that, poke him in the eyes, pull his hair, and kick him in the nuts!

The two men lock up once again in the center of the ring. Magic comes out of it with a standing armbar, twisting on Justin's arm. Sharp rolls forward to get out of the armbar, then grabs Magic's wrist and flips the IC Champ onto his back.

Pike: Nice counter to the armbar by Justin Sharp!

Magic slowly gets back up to one knee and smirks at Sharp as to say, "nice move". Magic is back up to his feet. Sharp moves in and locks in a side headlock. Magic gets out of it by pushing the LH Champ off and shooting him into the ropes. Sharp bounces back off the ropes. Magic with a hiptoss takes down the Sharp.

Pike: This time, Sharp gets up and gives Magic a smirk. Both men showing a lot of respect for one another!

Hunt: Respect? If some guy smirked at me, I'd slap the taste out of his mouth, beotch!

Both men are back up to their feet. Sharp moves in to tie up, but Magic ducks under and goes behind him. Rear waistlock by Magic. Sharp breaks free with a back elbow that catches Magic in the face. With Magic stunned, Sharp turns around and rips off several rapid right hands. Sharp with an Irish whip towards the corner, but it is reversed by Magic. Sharp hits the corner. Magic charges in, but Sharp sidesteps him. Sharp, thinks that Magic has hit the corner, but Magic puts on the brakes before hitting the turnbuckle. Sharp turns around only to get leveled by a Magic clothesline.

Pike: Magic with a huge clothesline! The Intercontinental Champion lifts Sharp back up to his feet. Crisp vertical suplex by Magic. With Justin Sharp on the mat, Magic off the ropes and drops a knee to the forehead. The cover by Magic, but he only gets one. Magic lifts Sharp back up to his feet. Irish whip by Magic. Sharp off the ropes, ducks under a Magic clothesline. Sharp, now behind Magic, has a rear waistlock on him. Sharp pushes Magic into the ropes from behind, going for a roll up, but Magic holds onto the ropes. Sharp rolls off. Magic turns around. Sharp with a dropkick sends Magic out of the ring! Magic gets up to his feet on the Coliseum floor. Sharp runs to the ropes... SUICIDE DIVE THROUGH THE ROPES BY JUSTIN SHARP! He wiped out the LightHeavyweight Champion with that spectacular high-risk maneuver!

The fans are on their feet after the suicide dive. Sharp lifts Magic up to his feet. Russian leg sweep by Sharp slams Magic down to the Coliseum floor. The LH Champ then picks up the steel steps and places them next to Magic on the floor. King then runs, hops off the steel steps and drops a flipping senton onto the chest of Magic.

Pike: What an innovative move by Justin Sharp!

Sharp lifts Magic up and rolls him into the ring. Sharp climbs up onto the apron. Magic gets up slowly to his feet. Sharp with a springboard clothesline levels Magic.

Pike: Springboard clothesline by Justin Sharp! The cover by the LightHeavyweight Champion! 1…2…kick out by Magic. It would not be far fetched to call it an upset if Justin Sharp can get the win over the Intercontinental Champion!

Sharp lifts Magic back up to a vertical base. Justin Sharp with several stiff chops to the chest. Irish whip by Sharp. Magic off the ropes and ducks a Sharp clothesline. Magic, now behind Sharp back-to-back, reaches back, grabs Sharp's head and drops Justin with a falling neckbreaker.

Pike: Magic counters with a neckbreaker! Sharp gets up slowly to his feet, bent at the waist. Magic moves in and drops Sharp with a swinging neckbreaker! Magic showing his in-ring experience, working on the neck of Justin Sharp!

Hunt: Magic is a pain in the neck, that's for sure!

Magic lifts Justin Sharp up to his feet and drops a couple of elbows to the back of Sharp's neck. Sharp drops down to all fours. Magic locks on a front facelock, working on the neck. But Justin Sharp gets out of it with a double leg takedown.

Pike: Sharp counters to get out of the front facelock. Justin Sharp gets on top of Magic and hammers him with right hands! Magic is getting beat down hard! But wait! Magic now rolls over! Now Magic is on top of Justin Sharp! Magic rains down rights and lefts on Sharp! This isn't GroundZero Wrestling; this looks like the Ultimate Fighting Championship!

Hunt: I guess all that sportsmanship is out the window, eh Donutboy?

Ref Bright steps in to pull Magic off of Sharp. Both men get back up to their feet. Magic with a kick to the midsection. Irish whip by Magic. Sharp off the ropes. Magic goes for a scoop up, but Sharp floats over and lands behind him. Sharp grabs Magic by the waist and drops him on the back of his neck with a dangerous high angle belly to back suplex.

Pike: Wowsers! Magic nearly broke his neck! Justin Sharp lifts Magic up to his feet and hammers him in the corner with right hands. Sharp whips Magic diagonally across the ring to the opposite corner. Sharp follows him in...splash in the corner by Justin Sharp! The LightHeavyweight Champion tosses the Intercontinental Champion out of the corner with a belly-to-belly suplex! Magic laying on the mat. Sharp gets on the middle turnbuckle. Legdrop off the middle turnbuckle! The cover by Sharp! 1…2…no! Magic with a kick out!

The fans are on their feet as Justin Sharp calls for the end of the match. Sharp waits for Magic to get up to his feet. Sharp moves in and locks in a front facelock, but Magic drops to one knee to block it. Magic with a double leg takedown drops Sharp to the mat. Magic holds onto both of Sharp's legs. Magic with a catapult sends Sharp flying face first into the turnbuckle. A stunned Sharp stumbles back. Magic with a rear waistlock then drops Sharp with a release German suplex.

Pike: Magic with a German suplex! Justin Sharp gets up slowly to his feet. Magic moves in. European uppercuts by Magic knocks Sharp into the corner. Magic stomps away on the LightHeavyweight Champion in the corner. Magic with his trademark viciousness in the corner, stomping several mudholes in Justin Sharp!

Magic lifts Sharp out of the corner and rocks his head with a few more European uppercuts. Irish whip by Magic. Justin Sharp off the ropes. Magic slaps on a sleeper. Sharp moves to the side of Magic and gets out of the sleeper, pushing Magic off and sending him to the ropes. Magic bounces back off the ropes and Sharp slaps on a sleeper of his own. Then Sharp drops down with a sleeper slam. (Billy Gunn's move, sleeper then drops down chest first, slamming opponents back into the mat.)

Pike: What a move by Justin Sharp! Sharp with the cover! 1…2…NO! Kick out by Magic! That was close! Sharp lifts Magic back up to his feet. Sharp with a snap suplex. Sharp holds onto Magic, lifts him back up and drops him with a vertical suplex! Sharp still holds on! He lifts Magic up once more and drops him with a screwdriver! Wowsers! The cover by Justin Sharp! 1…2...no! Magic just does get a shoulder up just as Ref Bright's hand was coming down for the three count!

An amazed Sharp lifts Magic back up to his feet. Magic with several right hands to the head. Irish whip by Sharp. Magic off the ropes. Sharp drops his head down for a back body drop. But Magic counters by grabbing Sharp's head and dropping his face onto his knee, a la HHH.

Pike: The counter by Magic! Justin Sharp staggers, holding his jaw! Magic moves and kicks Sharp in the midsection! DDT by Magic! Justin Sharp slowly gets back up to his feet near the ropes. Magic charges with and connects with a clothesline...both men are sent over the top rope and out onto the Coliseum floor!

Both men slowly get up to their feet on the floor. Magic with a flurry of right hands rocks the head of Sharp. Magic then grabs Sharp's head and slams his face into the ring apron. Magic then Irish whips Sharp into the steel guardrail. Sharp's back hits the steel hard. Magic charges at Sharp but Justin Sharp counters with a back body drop that sends Magic over the guardrail and into the crowd.

Pike: Magic goes flying into the front row!

The fans are going wild as Magic slowly gets up in the front row. Sharp runs, then hops onto the guardrail, then leaps off the rail and wipes out Magic with a diving clothesline.

Pike: Chocolate covered Dunkin’ Donuts! A sharp move by Justin Sharp!

Hunt: You were waiting all match to say something like that, huh Donutboy?

The fans are going crazy as Sharp lifts Magic up and tosses him back over the rail to the ringside area. Sharp then hops back over the rail as well. Sharp rolls Magic back into the ring, then the LH champ climbs up onto the top turnbuckle. Magic slowly gets up, his back to Sharp on the turnbuckle. Sharp leaps off and nails Magic in the back of the head with a missile dropkick. Sharp then quickly goes for the cover.

1…2…

Pike: No! Somehow, Magic kicks out! Unbelievable! Justin Sharp cannot believe it! Sharp lifts Magic up to his feet. Sharp's going for a piledriver! But no! Magic counters the piledriver with a back body drop!

Both men get back up to their feet. Sharp goes for a right hand, but Magic blocks it. The Forsaken One fires off several quick rights of his own. Irish whip by Magic reversed by Sharp. Magic off the ropes. Sharp goes to scoop up Magic, but the IC Champ floats over and lands behind him. Magic grabs Sharp's head and slams him face first into the mat with a "stroke" facebuster.

Pike: Justin Sharp gets a face full of canvas! The cover by Magic! 1…2...no! Kick out by Justin Sharp!

Magic lifts Sharp back up to his feet. Magic calls for a stunner. He kicks Magic in the midsection, and then turns his back to Sharp to grab his head for the stunner. But Sharp avoids it by pushing Magic in the back. Magic is sent to the ropes and rebounds back. Sharp goes for a powerful clothesline, but Magic ducks it and goes behind Sharp. Magic hooks Sharp's waist in a belly to back suplex, lifts him up, then turns Sharp in midair and drops the LH Champ with a blue thunder sitout powerbomb for the pin. Ref Bright makes the count.

1...2...

Pike: 2 and 9/10ths! Justin Sharp gets a shoulder up! That was close!!!

The crowd is electric as Magic lifts Sharp up to his feet and sits him up on the top turnbuckle.

Pike: I think Magic's going for some sort of top rope maneuver! Could be a superplex or a top rope brainbuster!

Magic climbs up to the middle turnbuckle, trying to set Sharp up for a top rope move. But Sharp fights back with right hands, knocking Magic off of the turnbuckle. Magic lands on his feet near Sharp, who is still sitting on the turnbuckle. Sharp grabs Magic's head, leaps off the turnbuckle and drives Magic's head into the mat with a tornado DDT.

Pike: Wowsers! What a simply scintillating tornado DDT! Both men are down on the mat as they have given it their all in this match! Wait a minute! Symon is coming down to ringside! What does he want?

Symon climbs up onto the apron and demands to talk to the referee. With Referee Bright distracted by Symon, both men get up to their feet in the ring. Magic with right hands to the head. Irish whip by Magic. Sharp off the ropes and ducks a Magic clothesline. Magic turns around. Sharp kicks him in the midsection, then drops Magic with the...

Pike: Hydra (pedigree)! Justin Sharp with the cover! But Symon distracts Ref Bright!

Hunt: (sarcastically) Oh what a shame!

Sharp gets up to his feet and walks towards where Symon is distracting Ref Bright. Magic also gets up to his feet as well. He grabs Sharp onto his back and drops the LH Champ with...

Pike: Final Destination (modified Outsiders Edge)! Symon pushes Ref Bright to the pin! Wait! Here comes Chris T. and Adam Cage!

Hunt: Took them long enough!

Cage and Chris T. hit the ring to a round of boos. Cage takes out Symon and Chris T. attacks Magic. Ref Bright sees the chaos and calls for the bell.

Pike: This match is called a No Contest! This match is over!

Hunt: Actually, the fun is just beginning!

Cage lifts up Symon and drops him on his head with a piledriver. Meanwhile, Chris T. and Justin Sharp double chokeslams Magic to the mat hard.

Pike: This is easy pickings for Pride since Magic just went through a grueling match! This makes me sick!

Suddenly...

Pike: Look! Here comes Desecrator and Kombat! A continuation of their eight-man tag match earlier tonight!

The Coliseum explodes as the two men run down the ramp and slide into the ring. Des with a Shooting Starr spear nails Chris T. The MSWA Champ rolls out of the ring. Kombat with several right hands to the head of Sharp. The LH Champ wobbles back a bit. Kombat then kicks Sharp in the midsection, bending him at the waist. Kombat then bounces off the ropes and drops an ax kick to the back of Sharp's head.

Pike: Down goes Justin Sharp! Adam Cage pulls the LightHeavyweight Champion out of the ring! The RoccWylders have driven Pride out of the ring!

The scene closes as Pride retreat back up the ramp as Des, Kombat, Magic and Symon stand in the ring. Magic exchanges weary glances with the two fan favorites who are ready to battle the crazed IC Champ. Kombat extends his hand in a handshake but Magic just smirks and exits the ring. Symon follows moments later.

---Behind the curtain---

Magic comes through the curtain and is met by the GZW Enforcer T-Rex. Instinctively Magic reaches for his sledgehammer but it is nowhere to be found. Rex smiles and holds up the personalized weapon of the IC Champ. Magic steps back a step, slight fear in his eyes at seeing his returning ex-best friend.

Rex swings the hammer in a wide arc but magic jumps back. Rex toying with Magic swings the hammer as Magic moves out of the way. Rex manages to now have his back to the curtains when he swings the hammer again. Magic again ducks. Rex suddenly screams in pain as he falls to his knees.

Magic looks down at the unconscious Rex and than up to Symon holding an electric cattle prod in his hands. Symon winks at the IC Champ and steps over Rex and walks past Magic. Magic grabs his sledgehammer and looks down at Rex shaking his head before walking away.

***

---Extreme Championship Match: Submission Match: X-Lax vs. Eric “Complete Chaos” Montair---

Pike: This next match looks to be a weird one as X Lax, the 4, 5, 6 Kid is getting an Extreme title shot against the newly crowned Extreme Champion Eric “C2” Montair in a submission match!

Hunt: X-Lax? Oh god that means….

The ever so annoying tune by Cousin Krackhead and the crowd boos as they hold their hands to their ears as X-Lax makes his way to the ring. He attempts to jump up onto the apron of the ring but slips and falls off landing on his ass. He then slides into the ring and jumps around hoping nobody noticed what happened.

Hunt: (holding his hands to his ears) Damn this music! Stop the insanity!!!!!

“Youth of the Nation” by P.O.D announces the arrival of Eric Montair. He walks to the ring, the crowd not too sure how to greet the new champion but cheer knowing that he is about to destroy the gnat know as X-Lax. C2 stretches his arms before the bell sounds handing the belt to Ref Fey. X-Lax walks to the center of the ring and executes a number of poorly preformed air kicks, before jumping in a circle and going into the Karate Kid stance (stands on one leg arms in the air, fingers in the N.W.O. symbol). C2 raises his eyebrow at his opponent and sends a stiff punch to the face dropping X-Lax on his back.

Pike: Holy Crap! What a shot by Montair!

Hunt: Ow!

C2 pulls X-Lax up and whips him into the ropes, upon his return a stiff knee to the midsection flips the 4, 5, 6 Kid over.

Hunt: Easy match for the Brutality King here, X-Lax looks already done!

X-Lax then attempts a kip up (jump to feet off of shoulders) but slips and falls onto his ass. X-Lax then shrugs gets up and goes to hip toss C2. Complete Chaos doesn’t move so X-Lax pulls C2’s head down, places his leg over his head and back flips over dropping to his feet. X-Lax then cheers for himself as C2 stands there annoyed.

Pike: X-Lax proud of himself there!

Hunt: And he should be, he usually falls on his neck trying to do that!

X-Lax turns and tries to clothesline C2 but the Extreme Champ grabs X-Lax by the wrist and then drives him face first into the mat with a Flatliner.

C2 pulls X-Lax up and sets him on the turnbuckle. Lax catches a second wind and kicks C2 in the side of the head sending him back. The 4, 5, 6 Kid stands on the top rope continually chopping at his crotch.

Hunt: What the hell?

Pike: Chocolate covered Dunkin’ Donuts! We could see the eXtra-Laxative for the first time!

X-Lax jumps off the top rope seemingly going for a face buster, but C2 catches the ankles of X-Lax and spine busters him hard to the mat. C2 then drops to his knees and pounds away at X-Lax, after three or four punches, which draws huge amounts of blood, X-Lax taps out giving C2 his first victory as the GZW Extreme Champion.

Hunt: Well damn!

Pike: Eric Montair defends his title in this Extreme match by literally pounding his opponent to submission!

Hunt: At least we don’t have to hear that music again!

Pike: What in the hell is he doing?

As C2 takes his belt from Ref Fey, Jacob Helmsley runs down the rampway, lead pipe in hand, and slides into the ring. C2 turns around and receives a pipe blow to the forehead. C2 staggers from the blow but does not fall. Jacob looking astonished blasts C2 again. The twenty four year old Extreme Champion only smiles evilly as he stays on his feet, blood trickling down his forehead out of the open wound caused by the lead pipe shot.

Hunt: Jacob Helmsley just woke up a sleeping Novacaine!

C2 tackles Jacob hitting the mat swinging like a bunch of school kids fighting on the playground. Referees flood the ring from backstage breaking up the two.

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---Tag Team Championship Match: What Money Can Buy (“Mr. Risky Business” Epic and “Bad Attitude” Eclipse) vs. What Can Money Buy (Manic Depression and “Money Maker” Dice Morgan)---

Pike: Up next a rematch for the Tag Team titles between the two teams of What Money Can Buy! Epic and Eclipse, will take on the Tag Team Champions Manic Depression and Dice Morgan!

Hunt: Finally the horrible title reign of the WORST tag team in GZW history will finally come to an end and Epic and Eclipse, the GREATEST tag team in GZW history will rule again!

First out to the tune of “Dangerous” by Busta Rhymes is Epic and Eclipse. The crowd gives the ex-Tag Team Champions a mixed reaction. One fan’s sign states, “Epic and Eclipse, Where have you been?”

Next, Manic and Dice come down the rampway belts strapped around their waists to the music of “Greed” by Godsmack. Accompanying them is Seth Richards and two lovely ladies who join our announcers at ringside.

Hunt: Hey Donutboy, it's Seth Richards! Welcome Seth and welcome ladies!

Seth: Wipe your drool, Hunt. I am here to watch my men handle business.

Pike: During this past week, sources report of that you had a meeting with the de facto members of WMCB. Any comments about that?

Seth: Like all businesses, there are hard times. But WMCB Inc. is not some small mom and pop store. We are Wal-Mart, Barnes and Noble, Time Warner and Microsoft combined! Nothing will stop WMCB Inc.!

Epic and Dice start it off for their respective teams. Epic goes for a hiptoss on Dice. But the massive man blocks it and instead quickly clotheslines Mr. Risky Business. Dice looks to his partner and Manic gives him an acknowledging nod. Dice lifts Epic up to his feet. Irish whip by Dice. Epic comes off the ropes. Dice with a scoop, but Epic floats over and lands behind him. Epic with a belly to back suplex on the big man. Dice slowly gets to his feet. Epic with a dropkick sends him back down. Epic lifts up Dice and applies a side headlock. Dice shoots him off into the ropes. Epic comes off the ropes. Dice with a huge powerslam on Epic. Dice tags in Manic.

Pike: Here comes Manic Depression!

Epic is on his hands and knees trying to get back up. Manic comes into the ring and pummels Epic with a big right hand, dropping him back down to the mat. Manic goes over Eclipse and taunts him. Bad Attitude comes into the ring, but Ref Albertson stops him. With Ref Albertson distracted, Dice tosses Manic his Tag Team title belt. Manic with a belt shot to the back of the head of Epic.

Pike: What a cheap shot by Manic Depression!

Seth: Damn it! What an embarrassment to WMCB Inc.!

By the time Ref Albertson turns back around, Manic has tossed the belt back to Dice. Manic lifts up Epic and shoves him into the corner. Manic with a succession of rights and lefts followed up by a running mafia kick to the face of Epic. The only former two-time Tag Team Champ in GZW drops to the mat. Manic lifts up Epic and drops him face first with a double arm DDT. The cover by Manic, but Epic kicks out. Manic tags in Dice.

Dice steps over the top rope and into the ring. Dice with several big right hands, rocking Epic. Irish whip by Dice. Epic comes off the ropes and slides under and between Dice's legs. When Dice turns around, Epic spins and connects with a roaring elbow to the face of Dice, staggering him. Epic then drops him on the back of his head with a Russian legsweep.

Seth: Come on make the tag!

Epic, having spent his energy, crawls to his corner. He tags in Eclipse. Bad Attitude gets into the ring. He moves toward Dice, but then quickly turns around and pulls Epic back into the ring. Eclipse lifts up Epic in a military press and drops him with a diamond cutter aka...

Pike: Buy Out on Epic! What the holy heck?!?

Quickly, Manic and Dice join in on the assault as the Tag Champs and Eclipse lay the boots to Epic in the middle of the ring.

Seth: What does it look like, you stupid little man? What Money Can Buy is downsizing!

Hunt: You mean, Epic is getting his walking papers?

Seth: That's right. And the Tag Team Champions are living up to their end of the bargain! They were definitely worth the money!

Seth gets in the ring as Eclipse, Dice and Manic hold up a beaten Epic. Seth spits in the face of Epic, and then he kicks “Mr. Risky Business” in the midsection before dropping him with Hail The Power (stunner but Seth lands on his back instead of his butt). Seth stands over Epic, pointing towards his face.

Seth: You're fired!

Pike: What an act of extreme cowardice by Seth Richards! To have his thugs behind him while he publicly fires Epic!

Seth stands in the ring with his three men and two ladies as the fans boo him.

Seth: This is still a What Money Can Buy world Epic Mazur! Learn to love it!

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---Main Event: Tag Team Match: “Human Miracle” Pimp Bizkit and “Dream Stealer” Maxx pain vs. Battlecry and “Smooth Operator” Billy Bond---

Pike: It's time for our main event! Billy Bond, the current GZW Heavyweight Champion, teams with Fast and Furious Battlecry against Pimp Bizkit, former Intercontinental Champion and Television Champion, Pride member, Maxx Pain! This is a Pay Per View main event and we have it for you here tonight on Tuesday Crimson!

Hunt: We have all the combustible elements here in this match! Bond is the Heavyweight Champ and when you've got the gold, everyone is gunning for you. Can he trust Battlecry? You know that Derek Ashton is looking to make some major waves in GZW since his return. Can the so-called Fast and Furious work well with Bond? And let's not forget Pimp and Battlecry. Those two have been tearing into each other since Battlecry’s return. And what about Maxx Pain? The dark big man of Pride is the Television Champion. He has made his intentions clear that he will dominate and rule the GZW and what better way to take over the GZW than becoming its champion? And I also doubt that Pimp and Pain can work together. Damn, get the popcorn and enjoy the mayhem!

The lights go out as the crowd is buzzing. The lights go back on and in the ring stands the Dream Stealer himself, Maxx Pain with his girlfriend Claire. The couple give each other a cold yet loving stare as they await the others involved in the match. A fan’s sign reads, “Claire, you’re a slut!!”

Next comes Pimp Bizkit with two lovely ladies on each arm to the tune of “Ya Can’t See The Signs”. Pimp instructs his ladies to stand at ringside. Pimp gets in the ring and stands on the turnbuckle, enjoying the shower of boos from the crowd. Pimp tells the crowd to kiss his ass and then points to Maxx. Maxx stares a hole through Pimp.

“Cause he’s a smooth operator…”

Next comes Battlecry and Smooth together in sign of solidarity. Both men are focused on the match ahead of them. A fan's sign reads "Smooth and Battlecry: The War Party!!"

Smooth and Pimp start off the match for their teams. Both men lock up and Smooth gets the better of the exchange by taking Pimp over with a hiptoss. Pimp is visibly frustrated. Both men lock up again and Smooth scoops him up and slams him hard to the mat. Pimp gets up and kicks the bottom rope, frustrated. The fans chant for Smooth, further infuriating the Human Miracle. Maxx just glares at Pimp and Smooth. Pimp then calls for a test of strength.

Pike: He has to be crazy! Pimp is challenging Bond to a test of strength?

Smooth looks to the crowd, not trusting Pimp. As Smooth turns to Pimp, the Human Miracle charges him drives a knee to the midsection of the Heavyweight Champ. Pimp with an elbow to the back of Smooth's neck. Pimp then takes Smooth over with a crisp suplex. Pimp then tags in Maxx. The two teammates trade glares. Pimp just points to Smooth, telling Maxx to get him.

Pike: I wouldn't be barking orders to the seven foot Dream Stealer if I were Pimp!

Hunt: Pimp is the head of several top-notch houses of leisure. He can do whatever he wants!

Maxx lifts up Smooth and lands several powerful uppercuts to the jaw, rocking the Heavyweight Champ. Maxx ties up Smooth in the ropes. Senior Ref Richard Dark reprimands Maxx. Meanwhile, Pimp chokes the helpless Smooth.

Hunt: See? Teamwork!

Pimp stands on the apron to tell off some fans at ringside. Meanwhile, Maxx hammers away on Smooth in the ring. Maxx goes for an Irish whip, but Smooth reverses it, sending Maxx to the ropes and in turn, knocking Pimp off the apron. The crowd pops. Maxx stands near the ropes looking down at his partner. Maxx turns around and Smooth clotheslines Maxx over the top rope and out of the ring. Smooth slides out of the ring to brawl with Maxx out on the floor. The Heavyweight Champ slams the TV Champ’s face into the ring mat. Pimp gets up and stops Smooth with a double ax handle from behind.

Pike: Uh oh. Here we go!

Pimp and Maxx start to argue with each other on the floor. Pimp claims that Maxx knocked him off the apron on purpose. Pimp shoves Maxx. Then Maxx shoves Pimp. Smooth gets up and clotheslines both of them, much to the approval of the fans. Smooth rolls Maxx into the ring. Smooth gets back in the ring as well.

Pike: What a wild one it has been so far and Battlecry has yet to get into the ring!

Smooth whips Maxx to the ropes and follows it up with a huge powerslam. The cover by Smooth, but Maxx gets a shoulder up after a one count. Smooth tags in Battlecry. The crowd roars to welcome the returning Derek Ashton into the match. BC rakes the face of Maxx and lands some strong haymaker rights. BC tosses Maxx to the corner and hammers away on him. BC whips Maxx to the opposite corner. BC charges in. Maxx gets out of the way. But BC puts on the brakes and holds onto the turnbuckle before he hits. Maxx turns around and BC nearly beheads him with a lunging clothesline.

Pike: Battlecry and Bond are really on the top of their game tonight!

BC picks up Maxx and whips him to the ropes. BC goes for a dropkick, but misses as Maxx holds onto the ropes. BC gets up slowly and Maxx drops BC with a quick mafia kick to the face. Claire looks on approvingly. Maxx drags BC to the corner and slaps Pimp's hand hard, tagging him into the match.

Pike: Here comes Pimp to face the man who has been on a mission to stop him!

Pimp picks up BC and hammers him with a series of European uppercuts in the corner. With BC in the corner, Pimp chokes him with his boot. Senior Ref Dark calls for a break. Pimp then drives his shoulder into the midsection of BC. Pimp whips BC to the opposite corner. BC hits the turnbuckle hard and stumbles forward. Pimp catches him and hits a release overhead Meeting of the Minds (belly to belly suplex).

Pike: What a show of strength by Pimp Bizkit!

Pimp picks up BC and whips him to the ropes. BC ducks a clothesline, bounces off the ropes and nails Pimp with a flying forearm smash. The crowd pops for the young wrestler. BC crawls toward the corner as Smooth reaches out his hand to make the tag. BC is close to making the tag. Maxx gets into the ring and punches Smooth off the apron. The crowd boos.

Pike: Maxx Pain with the vicious right hand knocking Billy Bond off the apron!

Maxx drags BC away from his corner and gets back on the apron. Pimp picks up BC and drops him on his head with a piledriver. The cover by Pimp.

1…2...

Pike: Kick out by Battlecry! He is as tough as they come!

Pimp picks up BC and takes him over with a double arm suplex. Pimp taunts the fans, pointing at their fallen favorite. Pimp bounces off the ropes and drives an elbow to the forehead of BC. Pimp then slaps on a dragon sleeper.

Hunt: This could be it, Donutboy!

Pimp tightens the dragon sleeper, cutting off the supply of oxygen to the lungs. BC struggles to his feet. BC tries to get up. Pimp holds onto the dragon sleeper, and then drops BC with an inverted DDT. The cover by Pimp.

1…2…

Pike: Kick out by Battlecry! How much longer can he hold on?

Pimp is visible frustrated. He gets in the face of Senior Ref Dark. Maxx looks at Pimp and reaches out his hand to be tagged into the match. Pimp goes to tag Maxx, but Pimp pulls his hand away.

Pike: What arrogance by Pimp! He won't tag Pain into the match!

Pimp lifts up BC and sets him up on the top turnbuckle.

Pike: He is going for a superplex!

Pimp goes up top and hooks BC, but BC fights out of it. BC punches Pimp in the stomach and then rakes the eyes. Pimp falls to the mat. BC stands up on the top turnbuckle. He looks to the fans. Pimp gets to his feet. BC takes flight, letting out a primal roar and connects with a...

Pike: Thunderous missile dropkick by Battlecry!!! This could do it!

The cover by BC on Pimp.

1…2...

Pike: Maxx Pain breaks up the count!

Maxx stomps on BC. Smooth comes into the ring and clotheslines Maxx out of the ring. Smooth and Maxx brawl out on the floor. Meanwhile, BC picks up Pimp. Pimp with a lowblow that Senior Ref Dark doesn’t see. Pimp kicks BC in the gut, turns his back to BC, reaches back going for a stunner. But BC pushes Pimp in the back and into the ropes. BC picks up Pimp and drives him into the mat with a spinebuster. BC looks to his fans as they roar in approval. BC picks up Pimp locking Pimp’s head in between his legs in a standing headscissors. BC underhooks Pimp’s arms and drops him in a double arm facebuster also known as…

Pike: Devil’s Advocate! Devil’s Advocate!

Hunt: I heard you the first time!

The cover by BC.

1...2...

Pike: Three! Battlecry gets the pin on Pimp! But look out on the floor!

Smooth and Maxx brawl up the ramp. Out from the backstage area come Chris T. and Adam Cage.

Pike: Here comes the rest of Pride!

The trio of Pride assault Smooth up the rampway. Claire directs traffic as Chris T. and Cage stomp away on Smooth. Both men then hold up Smooth for Max to take his shots. Maxx punishes Smooth with hammering right hands. BC sees this and immediately jumps out of the ring and running up the ramp. From backstage the RoccWylders and Invincible come running.

Pike: Chocolate covered Dunkin’ Donuts! Maxx Pain and Pride are destroying the Heavyweight Champion but the RoccWylders and Fast and Furious are coming to the save! We've run out of time! Goodnight everybody!

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