Thursday Wyldsyde 20Sept01

 

GZW presents... Thursday Night Wyldsyde!

In a small arena set up in the Wolverhampton Civic Hall, the GZW Zero-tron

and ring have been set up. Pyro goes off, and the British crowd pops loudly.

Siu Ann Wong:

"Good evening everyone and welcome to GZW Thursday Night Wyldsyde! A special

house show event for our loyal British fans, acting as a prelude for Dark

Horizon! I'm Siu Ann Wong, GZW's newest commentator, and I am awaiting the

arrival of my new colour commentator."

Suddenly "Debaser" by the Pixies hits the PA.

Siu Ann:

"Oh no! That's Jackie Lee's music! My old partner from HKWF! Surely he's not

been signed to GZW?"

A middle-aged Oriental comes through the entrance and waves to the crowd as

Debaser continues to play. He comes to the commentator's desk and sits down.

Jackie Lee:

"Hi Siu Ann; hi to all the HKWF fans out there!"

Siu Ann:

"So you're my 'new' partner, Jackie?"

Jackie:

"Too right Siu Ann... glad to have me back?"

Siu Ann:

"No... and this is GZW, not HKWF!"

Jackie:

"Well, I have a John Profit HKWF contract and I'm here, so go figure!"

~~~~~ "The Violator" Damian Sloan V Ass Clown ~~~~~

Siu Ann:

"First up is the new talent Violator debuting here, and taking on Ass

Clown."

Jackie:

"Who cares? We've got a GZW title match here tonight in Wolverhampton,

England!"

Siu Ann:

"That's true! Magic defends against T-Rex!"

Jackie:

"Whoever wins will lose to Deacon Kane anyway, but it might be a bit better

than all the other lousy matches I've been forced to call tonight in this

sh*beep*t-hole!"

"Because I got High" by Afroman hits the PA and Ass Clown heads to the ring

in his clown clothes. He sprays a fan with water out of his bow tie at one

point.

Announcer:

"The following contest, it is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first,

from Las Vegas, Ass Clown!"

Ass Clown blows a trumpet in the ring and grins, but then "Piledriver" by

Clutch hits the PA and he seems a little less jovial.

Siu Ann:

"Violator had laid into Ass Clown personally, even before this match was

announced between them. No wonder Ass Clown isn't quite as jovial as usual."

Jackie:

"When you're as pathetic and stupid as Ass Clown, I'm surprised that more

people haven't threatened him!

A man wearing black leather trousers with green flames up side comes through

the entrance. he receives a moderate boo.

Siu Ann:

"This is Violator's first match here in GZW: that's a loud boo for a

new-comer!"

Violator, with a stern look on his face, starts to walk to the ring and his

shoulder length black hair bounces as he walks.

Announcer:

"And his opponent, from Kill Devil Hills; North Carolina, 'The Violator'

Damian Sloan!"

Violator gets in the ring and heads straight for Ass Clown as the bell

rings. Seconds into the match they are tied up. Headlock by Ass Clown, quick

reversal by Violator sending Clown bouncing into the ropes. HUGE clothesline

by Violator that whirls Ass Clown 360!

Siu Ann:

"Goodness Gracious! With a clothesline like that, Violator might have the

match won!"

Jackie:

"Violator is great!"

Violator pulls up Clown and scoop slams him back down. From there, he kneels

down and hits a heavy punch to the heart, which leaves Clown writhing in

pain.

Siu Ann:

"Ow! Ow! Ow! Violator calls that the Show Stopper!"

With a nonchalant boot to the ribs, Violator then turns around and proceeds

to flex his muscles and show off to the crowd. He gets quite a loud boo.

Jackie:

"What are these stupid Brits booing for? Violator is great!"

Ass Clown gets up slowly while Violator is still showing off. He taps

Violator on the shoulder and pulls off his afro wig dumping it on Violator's

face covering his eyes. Clown goes for a Diamond Cutter, but Violator simply

tenses his body, and Clown lands on his coccyx.

Siu Ann:

"What a powerful counter! All he had to do was tense up!"

Clown is walking around the ring holding his arse. Violator stalks him, and

when Clown staggers towards him he scoops him up and does a tilt a whirl

into a tombstone position. From there, he executes a jumping, sit down

tombstone!

Siu Ann:

"End of Innocence! That tombstone piledriver is Violator's signature move,

and what a move it!"

Jackie:

"You can say that again!"

Violator covers Ass Clown.

1...

2...

Violator pulls Ass Clown's shoulders from the mat! The ref admonishes him

quite severely.

Siu Ann:

"Hey! He had the match won! What else can he possibly do to Ass Clown?"

Jackie:

"Well a lot by the looks of things, cos Violator aint finished yet! Ha ha!"

Violator pulls up Clown and boots him hard in the stomach, making him lean

forward. With a short run up, he jump in the air and leg drops the back of

Clown's neck sending him face first to the mat.

Siu Ann:

"Hey! That's Laughing Gas! Ass Clown's finisher! How cruel and humiliating

to do that to him!"

Jackie:

"I'm liking Violator more by the second."

With Ass Clown down, Violator hooks up his legs over his own and locks on

the Spine Shank (Sharpshooter).

Siu Ann:

"Spine Shank! Or Troubleshooter! Or whatever you call it! Clown has got to

tap!"

Within seconds Ass Clown is tapping, and the bell has rung. However,

Violator isn't letting go of the hold as his music starts to play!

Siu Ann:

"Hey! Let him go! You've won the bl*beep*dy match!"

Jackie:

"Language Siu Ann! Tut, tut!"

But Violator still isn't letting go and Clown is screaming and tapping

wildly. The ref starts to count and at four Violator finally releases the

hold.

Jackie:

"I can't believe that ref! He was gonna take the victory off Violator!"

Violator is getting a heavy boo from the crowd now as he walks back up the

aisle. Meanwhile, Ass Clown looks badly injured, and EMT come running down.

Jackie:

"Violator came out today to take out Ass Clown, and boy has he done that!

Good work from Violator and a classy debut!"

Siu Ann:

"You make me sick, Jackie!"

~~~~~ commercial break ~~~~~

 

~~~ The Happy Sumo prepares for battle ~~~

The scene fades in with a large Chinese man, doing lunges while wearing a

thong/nappy thing. He moves around, and starts dancing, then a little kid

comes up to him...

Kid:

"Hey...you're a wrestler!! Gimme yo Autograph biatch!!!"

Happy Sumo: (Getting out a pen, starting to write)

"Sure Ki-"

Sumo loses his balance and falls forward, and the camera cuts to the kid's

view of the huge man falling forward onto him. The kid screams as the camera

goes all fuzzy....

~~~~~ Falls Count Anywhere Match ~~~~~

~~~~~ Pitfighter V Mick McNasty ~~~~~

Siu Ann:

"Another newcomer here, Pitfighter, who won in such convincing fashion

debuting against Giggles on last week's Manslaughter."

Jackie:

"Well I can't see Pitfighter being half as good as Violator!"

Siu Ann:

"I bet he is, and at least he won't go out to deliberately hurt someone!"

"Death Around The Corner" blasts over the PA.

Siu Ann:

"And here he comes! Pitfighter!"

Pitfighter and Mystik come onto the entranceway. After his victory over

Giggles last week, he gets a moderate pop from the fans.

Announcer:

"The following contest is a falls count anywhere match, scheduled for one

fall! Introducing first, coming down the aisle, Pitfighter!"

Pitfighter gets into the ring, and stares down the kilted man who is already

there.

Announcer:

"And his opponent, in the ring, Mick McNasty!"

Mick thrusts his hand in the air, turning to the crowd. Pitfighter charges

at him and clotheslines the back of his head sending McNasty tumbling

through the middle ropes.

Siu Ann:

"Quick and brutal start by Pitfighter!"

Jackie:

"Not as good as Violator though!"

As McNasty gets up, Pitfighter runs towards him and vaults over the top rope

without any hands and hits a flipping plancha on the Scotsman.

Siu Ann:

"Goodness gracious! Looks like this falls count anywhere environment suits

Pitfighter!"

Pitfighter pulls up McNasty, who pushes his hands away. A right hand by

McNasty rocks Pitfighter. Another sends him staggering back. McNasty charges

at Pitfighter who sidesteps him and delivers a big knee. Pitfighter grabs

McNasty's hair and bounces his head off the guardrail! Once, twice, thrice,

four times.

Jackie:

"I'm getting to quite like Pitfighter too! He's got a mean streak!"

Pitfighter then pulls back McNasty and drops him with a reverse DDT outside

the ring.

Siu Ann:

"Goodness gracious! Pitfighter is showing his hardcore skill here! I don't

like these matches outside the ring... too brutal for me!"

Jackie:

"Sissy! I love 'em!"

With McNasty down outside the ring, Pitfighter gets onto the apron. From

there, he climbs the turnbuckle.

Jackie:

"What the hell is he doing?"

Turning his back to McNasty, Pitfighter prepares himself for what appears to

be a moonsault.

Siu Ann:

"Surely not a moonsault outside the ring?"

It's not a moonsault! Pitfighter performs a High Flying Deathdrop (corkscrew

moonsault into a legdrop) form the ring to the outside! He lands perfectly

across McNasty's throat!

Siu Ann:

"Goodness, GOODNESS gracious!"

Jackie:

"Woah! Mad sh*beep*t!"

With the crowd chanting "GZW, GZW, GZW!" Pitfighter hooks the leg.

Siu Ann:

"After that, this HAS to be over!"

The crowd join in with the count...

1...

2...

3!!!!

DING DING DING!

Siu Ann:

"Another convincing win for the Pitfighter with that amazing corkscrew

moonsault into a legdrop! Goodness gracious!"

~~~~~ "Lone Gunman" John Taylor & Maxx Pain V The Bilston Brawler & Mean

Macauley McGrue ~~~~~

Siu Ann:

"I thought I was away from all the horrid things that happen in HKWF when I

signed my GZW contract... but I should have known better! Not only have and

most of the HKWF main-eventers come to GZW, but others have joined too. That

includes Lone Gunman, and Maxx Pain who were two of GZW's most valued up and

comers that GZW had!"

Jackie:

"That's right! HKWF all the way Siu Ann! GZW is a sinking ship! Gunman and

Pain are my men!"

The Bilston Brawler comes out in his horrifically ugly shell suit tucked

into his socks and Mean Macauley McGrue is in a full cowboy outfit that

could have been taken straight out of an old western. The music playing is

McGrue's: the theme from Bonanza.

Jackie:

"Man, are these two jokers for real? John and Maxx will have them silenced

and in pain before you can say cliché!"

Siu Ann:

"No disrespect to these two athletes, but with talent like Taylor and Pain,

you might be right. I'm guessing that the Brawler will be especially fired

up as he comes from Bilston... a mere ten miles from Wolverhampton where we

are right now!"

Announcer:

"The following contest, it is a tag team match, scheduled for one fall.

Introducing first the team of The Bilston Brawler and Mean Macauley McGrue!"

Already in the ring, Brawler and McGrue hold up there arms. there is quite a

big pop as Brawler is a local lad. However this is quickly replaced by a

huge boo as "Dig" by Mudvyne hits the PA. Gunman and Pain come out together

to the HKWF music, and the boos grow louder.

Jackie:

"What are they booing for? They should show some respect to my HKWF homies!"

Siu Ann:

"Oh please! But one thing I have noticed is the solidarity of this team!

They've come out together to the HKWF theme music! Surely this comradeship

is going to spell bad news for the Bilston Brawler and Macauley McGrue!"

Jackie:

"Too right, Siu Ann!"

Pain and Gunman head to the ring jeering at the fans.

Announcer:

"And their opponents, representing HKWF, 'the Careerkiller' Maxx Pain, and

the GZW light-heavyweight champion, 'The HKWF Hitman' John Taylor!"

Pain and Gunman get in the ring, and straight away go for the Brawler and

McGrue. A huge brawl ensues with all four men just fighting.

Siu Ann:

"This is nothing but a street fight! This isn't wrestling! The ref needs to

get some control!"

Pain hurls the Bilston Brawler over the top rope, and Gunman hits an

evenflow DDT on MrGrue! However, the ref forces Gunman back to the apron,

judging Pain and McGrue as the legal men.

Siu Ann:

"With that evenflow DDT, the match could have been over already!"

Jackie:

"Damn that biased ref!"

Pain pulls up McGrue and Irish whips him. Clothesline misses, but a big back

elbow does not. Pain drops a legdrop, and hooks the leg.

1...

2...

Kickout!

Siu Ann:

"Pain underestimated McGrue there! McGrue may not be a high-carder, but he's

a wily veteran and you're not going to put him away with a simple legdrop!"

Pain tags in Gunman. Pain pulls up McGrue and Irish whips him into the

corner. From there, he Irish whips Gunman who reverses and sends Pain into

McGrue for a huge turnbuckle avalanche!

Jackie:

"Look at that! That's HKWF for you!"

Siu Ann:

"Nice tag team wrestling manoeuvres by the HKWF representatives!"

Gunman sits McGrue on the top turnbuckle and then ascends them himself. He

goes for a top rope hurancanrana, but McGrue pushes him off! Gunman goes

crashing to the floor! Both men look for the tag, but it is McGrue who gets

the tag first much to the joy of the local supporters who cheer for the

development wrestler the Bilston Brawler. Brawler clotheslines Gunman back

to the floor as he gets up, and meets Maxx Pain, as he illegally enters the

ring, with a clothesline. It rocks the big man, but doesn't knock him down.

Siu Ann:

"Go Brawler! Put on a show for your local fans!"

Brawler bounces off the ropes and hits a huge clothesline on Maxx who is

nearly double his weight. Maxx totters, but stays on his feet. With another

bounce off the rope, Brawler does a clumsy flying forearm which finally

knocks down the big man!

Siu Ann:

"Yay! Go Brawler!"

Jackie:

"And you call me biased!"

Siu Ann:

"I just like to see plucky wrestlers put on the show for their fans!"

However, Gunman is up and hits a vicious spear to Brawler's back!

Jackie (mimicking Siu Ann):

"Yay! Go Gunman!"

Siu Ann:

"You really are a nasty person, Jackie!"

Gunman is taunting Brawler's fans, who are booing wildly. He quickly goes

back to his foe though, and pulls him up into a jumping cradle piledriver!

Once again, he taunts the fans.

Siu Ann:

"What a nasty person Gunman is! Bilston Brawler is beaten! He just wants to

be nasty!"

Gunman pulls the woozy Brawler back up, and drives him back down with a

brainbuster. He quickly follows up with a DVD.

Siu Ann:

"Pin him you sadistic b*beep*tard!"

Gunman pulls up the hardly conscious brawler, flicks the Vs in his face, and

then pushes him into his own corner for McGrue to tag. McGrue helps the

Brawler out of the ring, and then cautiously get in himself glaring at

Gunman, who smiles back nastily.

Siu Ann:

"Oooooh! The arrogance of John Taylor!"

Jackie:

"Aint it great?"

Pain is begging for the tag, and Gunman smiles and gives it to him.

Straddling the top rope, Pain gets into the ring. Pain charges at McGrue and

gets a drop toe hold! However he gets straight back up and smacks McGrue

with a vicious clothesline! Pain stands over McGrue and starts trash

talking, whilst casually laying in a boot or two. Then he sits down on

McGrue's chest and begins mercilessly pummelling him with closed fists!

Siu Ann:

"Hey! Closed fists!"

Jackie:

"Where?"

The ref starts a count, and Pain stops on the last moment. He pulls up

McGrue by the ears and lifts him up for a double handed choke powerbomb

(Albert Bomb) but doesn't go for the pin! He pulls up McGrue once more and

hits a monstrous chokeslam. Then he tags Gunman!

Siu Ann:

"These two are so sadistic! Bilston Brawler is still injured outside the

ring, and now they're bullying McGrue who Pain could have pinned three moves

ago!"

Pain hoists McGrue onto his shoulders, and Gunman ascends the turnbuckles.

Gunman then flies off the top rope hitting a clothesline on McGrue knocking

him off Pain's shoulders (Doomsday/ Dudleyville Device).

Jackie:

"Hong Kong Device! Love it! Love it! Love it!"

Siu Ann:

"Goodness gracious! What a tag team move!"

Gunman goes for the pin. However, the brave Bilston Brawler has entered the

ring for the save!

1...

2...

Pain grabs the Brawler and hits him with a swift, devastating choke slam.

3!

DING DING DING!

Siu Ann:

"A convincing, if somewhat sadistic win for the HKWF representatives!"

As "Dig" plays again, Gunman and Pain lay a few boots into their fallen

opponents for good measure.

Jackie:

"Excellent show, lads! A job well done!"

~~~~~ commercial break ~~~~~

~~~~~ "Firefly" Sho Murakame V Happy Sumo ~~~~~

"I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE, AND I BRING YOU... FIRE!" comes over the PA to a

huge pop from the crowd.

Siu Ann:

"That can mean only one person!"

Jackie:

"Oh God... Firefly... he makes me want to puke!"

As "Fire" by the Prodigy blares, Firefly comes out of the entranceway with a

flaming torch. He is followed by Mooncat and Mrs. M!

Announcer:

"The following contest it is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first,

coming down the aisle and being accompanied to the ring by 'Mooncat'

Celestia L'yark and Mrs. Murakame, 'Firefly' Sho Murakame."

Upon the announcement of his name, Firefly blows a flammable liquid into the

torch and a huge fireball erupts from it. FF, Mrs. M and Lez head to the

ring hitting low fives.

Announcer:

"And his opponent, in the ring, Happy Sumo."

Happy Sumo grins, then goes through the salt throwing and stomping ritual

that is traditionally done before any Sumo bout. Firefly respectfully

observes the ritual and stays out of the ring. Once Sumo is finished, FF

gets in.

Jackie:

"Firefly is a light-heavyweight. What chance does he have against a near

500lbs man like the Sumo?"

Siu Ann:

"Firefly'll find a way."

Firefly offers Sumo a handshake which is taken. They circle one another, and

it is Sumo who goes on the attack, with sumo style slaps. Two big slaps hit

with impact, but FF quickly ducks before any more can be inflicted and takes

away Sumo's legs with a sweep. This is immediately followed up with a

flipping legdrop.

Siu Ann:

"Firefly looking good already!"

Jackie:

"Hmph!"

Firefly pulls up Sumo, and Irish whips. Reversal by Sumo, ducked clothesline

by FF. Sumo is slow to turn around and gets taken down with a bulldog.

Siu Ann:

"Good strategy from Firefly! Utilizing moves that are high impact but don't

require you to lift your opponent!"

Jackie:

"You mean wimpy moves?"

FF pulls up Sumo and Irish whips towards the buckles. Reversal by Sumo and

it is Firefly who crashes into the turnbuckles.

Jackie:

"You can't Irish whip a 470lb man Firefly... get a clue!"

Sumo gets a head of steam and charges at FF for a splash. But Firefly leans

on the top buckle and brings up both legs for a graceful, but hard,

double-footed kick into the charging Sumo wrestler's face. Sumo staggers

back, and Firefly jumps to the top turnbuckle. Firefly leaps off the

turnbuckle, and does a 360 spin into a flying side kick right into Sumo's

chest! Sumo hits the the mat hard rocking the floor of the mat! The fans

react with a "oooh."

Siu Ann:

"Firefly is making sure the fans know that the old Firefly is truly back!

Goodness Gracious! That was a crazy move!"

Jackie:

"It was okay I guess!"

Firefly picks up a dazed Sumo and grabs his arms from behind. Within

seconds, the prone Sumo has been twisted behind FF's back and dropped with

an Incinerator (Unprettier)!

Siu Ann:

"Incinerator! Incinerator!"

Jackie:

"Cr*beep*p move!"

Firefly leaps over the motionless body of Happy Sumo, and locks on the STF.

Siu Ann:

"Forget about it! the STF in the middle of the ring!"

Sure enough, it is mere seconds before Sumo has tapped. The ref signals for

the bell.

DING DING DING!

Siu Ann:

"Firefly totally dominated! I can't quite believe how quickly and

efficiently he took out a big man like Happy Sumo! Looks like the return of

Mrs. Murakame has done a lot of good for Firefly's confidence and

motivation!"

As "Fire" plays, Mrs. M and Lez enter the ring. Mrs. M gets a hug with one

arm, and Lez raises FF's other arm.

Jackie:

"It'll be a different story when Len DuBray gets his hand on his evil

brother!"

Siu Ann:

"Goodness gracious Jackie! How can you say awful things like that?"

~~~~~ GZW HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH ~~~~~

~~~~~ "The Enforcer" T-Rex V "The Desert Storm" Magic (Champion) ~~~~~

Siu Ann:

"Well here we go with out main event! A potential classic, pitching T-Rex

against his friend Magic for the GZW heavyweight title!"

Jackie:

"Well, I think it should be Monarch or Union Jack facing Magic in this

country, but I don't make the matches!"

Siu Ann:

"I'm stunned! Jackie Lee says something I agree with! That actually makes

perfect sense, Jackie!"

Jackie:

"Like everything I say Siu Ann!"

"Midwest Swing" by the St Lunatics hit the ring, and T-Rex comes through the

entrance, with Shannon by his side. The crowd cheer wildly.

Jackie:

"Look at that Shannon! what the hell does she do? She's just come here for

the free holiday to the UK!"

Siu Ann:

"You have no respect for anyone, do you Jackie?"

T-Rex, his arm around Shannon's waist, walks to the ring, absorbing the

cheers and hitting the odd low five with his free hand.

Announcer:

"The following contest, it is scheduled for one fall, and is the main event

title match for the GZW Heavyweight title of the World. Introducing first,

the challenger, being accompanied to the ring by Shannon, 'The Enforcer'

T-Rex!"

T-Rex gets in the ring by straddling the top rope, and starts warming up.

Then "Bittersweet" by Fuel comes over the PA and the crowd cheers again. The

champ, Magic comes onto the entranceway with Steph!

"And his opponent, he is the GZW World Heavyweight Champion, being

accompanied to the ring by Steph, 'The Desert Storm', this is Magic!"

Pyro goes off behind the champ as he walks to the ring with Steph. He gets

in the ring, to be offered a handshake by T-Rex. magic smiles, and takes the

handshake as the bell rings.

Siu Ann:

"What sportsmanship by both men!"

Jackie:

"Gah! It's makes me want to puke... almost as much as you do Siu Ann!"

Both men circle one another, and hook up in a collar and elbow tie up.

Neither getting an advantage, T-Rex pushes Magic to a turnbuckle. The ref

asks for a clean break, and gets it from T-Rex.

Siu Ann:

"A clean break... such a rarity these days!"

They hook up again, and this time it is Magic forcing Rex into a corner.

After the break, Magic lands a stiff right hand. Then he continues to rain

blows onto T-Rex who slowly slumps down the buckles.

Jackie:

"Magic's vicious streak... the only time I ever like Magic!"

magic pulls up Rex and drops him with a DDT. The cover!

1...

Kickout!

Siu Ann:

"T-Rex wants this title badly, I think!"

~~~ Cut to the back ~~~

Firefly, Mrs. M, Lez, and Kool are sat in the canteen. FF and Lez have

coffee, Mrs. M has tea, and Kool has Gatorade.

Jackie:

"What's that loser Kool doing with that loser... oh, looks like I answered

my own question!"

Siu Ann:

"You're not funny Jackie!"

Suddenly Deacon Kane bursts through the canteen and heads towards the

entrance to the ring. Firefly taps Kool and the arm, and they rush after the

big man! Mooncat meanwhile, heads to the phone box in the room and put in

20p to make a call.

~~~ cut back to the ring ~~~

Magic Irish whips T-Rex, and goes for a hiptoss, but T-Rex tenses and goes

nowhere. From there, he takes Magic's arms and pulls it into a hammerlock.

Siu Ann:

"Nice counter and a nit of techical wrestling from T-Rex!"

T-Rex quickly scoops up Magic and hits a scoop slam onto the hammerlock!

Magic get up and charges straight into an armdrag into an armbar. Magic

powers his way to his feet and then boots T-Rex in the stomach. He goes for

another DDT, but Rex pushes him off to the floor.

Siu Ann:

"T-Rex has obviously been psyching himself up well for this match! He's

countered a lot of moves!"

Jackie:

"Nah... Magic is just getting warmed up."

Rex looms over Magic but is taken down with a drop toe hold. When he gets

up, it's him that gets armdragged. he gets up quickly again, only to be met

with a dropkick that sends him back into the ropes. From there, Magic runs

and hits a high cross body that sends both men spilling to the outside.

Siu Ann:

"Both men showing their skill, but now they're both dazed outside the ring."

Jackie:

"And here comes Deacon Kane to beat them both up! YES!"

Sure enough Deacon Kane has come through the entranceway and is watching the

action. Suddenly Luke Laverne bursts through and leaps on Deacon's back with

a sleeper! Meanwhile, Magic has sent T-Rex into the steel steps with a huge

crash.

Siu Ann:

"Magic and Rex are still going at it, not knowing what's happening at the

top of the ramp!"

Deacon roars loudly and runs backwards sandwiching Luke between himself and

the wall, knocking the skateboarder out cold instantly.

Siu Ann:

"Goodness gracious! Poor Luke!"

Jackie:

"Should have minded his own business! If you're gonna play with the big

boys, expect to get hurt!"

However, the roar does not go unnoticed and Magic and Rex look up to see

Kane striding towards them! However, they also see a running Firefly with a

Singapore cane! CRACK! Firefly smashes Deacon across the back of the head!

Deacon does not fall however, and turns to face Firefly. Magic and Rex look

on, but Rex takes advantage and hits Magic with a big boot outside the ring,

then rolls him back inside.

Siu Ann:

"Firefly is doing his job here! Fairplay enforcement! But it could just get

him a beating!"

Jackie:

"Go Deacon! Swat bug boy!"

Firefly cracks Deacon across the head again, which staggers him, but he then

grabs Firefly's throat and delivers a huge chokeslam on Firefly to the

concrete floor! At the same time, Rex hits a vertical suplex in the ring.

Siu Ann:

"With Firefly taken out, you've got to know that Rex is Deacon's next

target!"

Suddenly, Mooncat comes through the entranceway and points at Deacon with a

look of intensity on her face. Deacon looks at her incredulously and starts

to head towards what he sees as a challenge! Firefly is motionless.

Meanwhile, Rex hits a swinging neckbreaker and an elbowdrop.

Siu Ann:

"All this action is distracting me from the main match! Something needs to

be done about Deacon Kane before he hurts Mooncat."

Right on cue, ten British policemen come running past Mooncat towards

Deacon. They surround him, and before he knows it, he's handcuffed and being

led out of the arena! In the ring, Magic slips out of a vertical suplex and

hits a release German suplex!

Siu Ann:

"Brilliant! Mooncat called the Police! Deacon Kane has been stopped by the

British Police!"

Jackie:

"Boo! Meddling hussey!"

Mooncat tends to FF, and the camera starts to focus on the ring once more.

Magic sees Rex getting up, and hits a running clothesline to the back of his

neck, flooring him once more.

Siu Ann:

"At last! We can now see what happens in a fair fight between T-Rex and

Magic! This is going to be great!"

Magic pulls up Rex, and hooks him around the waist. He yanks him up into the

air and hits a falling dominator!

Jackie:

"Nice!"

Magic goes for the pin.

1...

2..Kickout.

Siu Ann:

"Plenty of gas in Rex's tank yet!"

Magic pulls up Rex, and puts his head between his legs. He pulls him up, and

starts to set up for a final destination, but Rex wriggles out and hits a

reverse neckbreaker (Rude Awakening it used to be called).

Siu Ann:

"If Magic had hit the Final Destination, it would have been all over, but

that reversal was scintillating."

Jackie:

"I've seen more scintillating piles of horse Sh*beep*t!"

Rex yanks up Magic, and grabs his throat. He pulls him up and slams him down

with a choke slam! Rex goes for the pin.

1...

Siu Ann:

"High impact move! Could have it!"

2...

Kickout!

Siu Ann:

"Rex was so close to becoming the champion of the world!"

Jackie:

"No John Profit sized cigar though!"

Rex climbs the turnbuckles, and when Magic gets up hits a top rope

clothesline! Pulling him up again, he hits falcon arrow (Michenoku Driver

from a vertical suplex setup), straight into a pin!

1...

2...

Siu Ann:

"I've seen Firefly finish with that move! It's gotta be over!"

3... NO! Kickout at the last second!

Jackie:

"Even I'm impressed that Magic kicked out at that! Must have been a spasm or

something!"

Rex is getting frustrated, and yanks up Magic to drop him back down with a

brainbuster. Another pin.

1...

2...

Siu Ann:

"Here we go!"

3..NO! Another last millisecond kickout!

Siu Ann:

"How much does Rex have to do to put away Magic?"

Rex sets up Magic for a powerbomb, but it's reversed into a hurancanrana

with a hook of the legs!

1...

2...

Kickout!

Rex gets up to a boot to the gut, followed by a swinging neckbreaker. Magic

then drops three elbowdrops onto the fallen Rex.

Siu Ann:

"Now Magic is on top! But how much gas is left in his tank after the beating

he received from T-Rex?"

Jackie:

"Not much I reckon... he's wuss!"

Magic pulls up Rex, and puts his head between his legs. He pulls up Rex for

a powerbomb, but Rex leathers him with a hammer blow to the temple, and then

jumps off his shoulders. From there, he cracks Magic in the face with a

brutal left hook which sends him spinning around. Seizing the opportunity,

he grabs Magic up, lifts him off the ground and hits...

Siu Ann:

"Extinction! T-Rex just hit Extinction!"

The cover!

1...

2...

Jackie:

"It's over!"

3!

DING DING DING!

Siu Ann:

"T-Rex! T-Rex! Goodness Gracious! T-Rex! T-Rex is the new GZW heavyweight

champion of the world! He won it with Extinction!"

Announcer:

"Here is your winner, and NEW GZW Heavyweight Champion of the World, T-Rex!"

Magic is still lying on the mat, Steph come in to check him. Meanwhile, the

ref hands Rex the belt and Shannon jumps into his arms and gives him a big

kiss.

Siu Ann:

"That's all we've got time for here in the UK! T-Rex is the new heavyweight

champion of the world! I'm Siu Ann Wong, and on behalf of Jackie Lee and

myself, goodnight!"

Jackie:

"Sayonara!"

The camera focuses on T-Rex's elated face as the camera fades.

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