Presents

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21 May 2002

---Chains at the airport---

Chains seems to be walking out of the airport with a bag pack. He has on blue jeans and Puma sneakers. His curly hair is parted from the middle and he has on a White Fubu Hooded Jersey. He walks out with many screaming fans trying to get a hand on him but he ducks and runs out. He then finds the limo hes supposed to go in right at the side of the parking lot with a balding chauffer holding a sign with Brother|-|ood Written on it. Chains runs up and drops his bag in the boot. He smells the air. Hes In Glasgow.

Chains : Where is Double K ???? Wasn’t he supposed to ride with me tonight ? Havent Seen him ever since we boarded the plane.

Chauffer : Oh he left earlier. One of the first to come out as soon as your aeroplane landed.

Chains : (Looking Pissed Off) Shit !!!! Look I think I might be late for Crimson. Drop me over at the Arena and Step on it will you ?

Chauffer : Yes Sir !!! If you would please get in the car.

Chains : Sure thing. Oh and I cant bear looking at your head. Here wear this, It might hide the fact that your losing hair.

Chains grabs out a Lakers Cap and tosses it to the driver who with remorse puts it on as they drive off.

Fade to Black

***

Fireworks skyrocket into the air above the Hampden Arena as pyro ignites around the entranceway and down the rampway signaling another edition of Tuesday Crimson. High above the ring in the center of the Hampden Arena field is an enormous four-sided screen that displays all the GZW action. The arena is filled to capacity as GZW 2K1 is making its first wrestling appearance in Glasgow, Scotland.

Sitting at ringside is the Crimson broadcast team Memphis Pike, dressed in khaki pants and a navy blue GZW polo shirt, and Alexander Hunt, who is oddly dressed in a GZW Staff t-shirt and a plaid kilt, stands to the crowd who are chanting “Hunt, Hunt”.

Pike: Wowsers! These Scottish fans are actually cheering for Alexander Hunt!

Hunt: That’s right, Donutboy! How many times have I told you that the Love Doctor is an international player? You’ll learn to doubt me next time!

Pike: Welcome wrestling world to Tuesday Crimson and we are one week away from Fallout: Zero Hour! Tonight’s special Crimson is being held right here at the Hampden Arena in Glasgow, Scotland! On this abbreviated Crimson we will witness the massive new member of Pride, Bane, taking on the newest “lackey” of Pimp Bizkit, Mirage!

Hunt: Why does Mirage have to be Pimp’s lackey? Pimp could actually be fond of the Arabian Sun!

Pike: Right! Pimp only cares about one person and that person is himself! Speaking of the self-proclaimed Human Miracle, he and the GZW Heavyweight Champion, “Smooth Operator” Billy Bond, will be in the center of the ring to officially sign the contracts for their Heavyweight Championship match next week!

Hunt: The Golden Era of the Once and Future King will be ended next week when Pimp Bizkit takes the Heavyweight belt off of Billy boy and whoops him with it! I heard little ‘whispers in the night’ that Pimp has something up his sleeve for Bond tonight!

Pike: The Women’s division is gaining tremendous heat as of late as Elexia Croix will meet up with Celestia L’Yark!

Hunt: That Elexia keeps talking about Mooncat doing more to the guys on the roster than wrestle with them! If that’s true why haven’t I got my turn?

Pike: I won’t even dignify that with a response, Hunt! In the main event, Diamond Sledge gets his much deserved rematch against the GZW LightHeavyweight Champion, Justin Sharp!

Hunt: What a bully that Diamond is!

Pike: What?

Hunt: You heard me Donutboy! Diamond used his goodie goodie bullying tactics to get the Booking Committee to give him another shot at the LightHeavyweight title!

Pike: Whatever Hunt!

---“Dream Stealer” Maxx Pain---

The scene opens up to Maxx Pain standing outside the Glasglow arena in Scottland, he is watching the fans pour into the arena from far off, he is standing their staring while his hair is blowing in the wind, he then begins to walk until he comes to a construction site, he then stops and stares at the work before talking.

Maxx: Your time is coming Nathaniel Davis, you better enjoy your title reign while you can, you see once you stole my damn belt, you awoke a sleeping giant, and when you did that you angered me, you made me furious and now its time to take the anger out on the problem itself. You see me and you we go way back, you were one of the first few people to feel the true power of Maxx Pain, you were the first person who really go the total fury of Maxx Pain, and you were the first person whom i defeated in a Last Man Standing match, i was always one up on you Davis, and i will continue to be one up on you, but since your last win over me, the score is now 2 to 1, but next week at Fallout the score is going to be 3 to 1.

You see just like this broken down building over here, so will your career end, just like the rubbish that lay here from all of the hammering and all of the pounding from stronger objects, so should the career of Nathaniel Davis, Just like the machines sit here, towering over their targets, so shall Maxx Pain do the same at the end of our match Davis. You claim that you have no fear, but i can look in your eyes and tell you that you do more the fear me Davis, i can look in your eyes and tell that you wish you were awaken from this nightmare, but you see there is where reality kicks in, you can't wake up from this reality, you can't escape your worst nightmare, you think this is a dream, well i am the man that makes dreams come to life, i am the man that is going to continue to be your worst nightmare until the day you die Davis, you think you can get away from me, thats where you're wrong. You can't escape reality, you can't escape the torment and horror that i put you through week in and week out.

I know you Davis, i know what kind of man you are, i know that you fear people who are constantly in your face, i know you fear people who become problems and won't go away, what you don't realize Davis is the simple fact that i am your sorrow, i am your pain and i am the sum of all your DAMN fears Davis. I want you to realize that i am not trying to scare you, but i do know that i am, i can smell the stentch of fear comeing from you Davis, you say that you didn't fear your brothers, well you will damn sure fear me because i will not have mercy on you, i will have everlasting and continuing hatred for the man that is Nathaniel Davis. I want you to shine my belt up because i am going to take back what belongs to me, and i am going to steal all of your hopes and dreams. And Davis, pain may only be a state of mind, but Maxx Pain will make damn sure to inflict life long pains into your hearts. Watch out because just when you think your fears are gone, i will strike again, and this next its going to be personal, so why don't you just keep a close eye on your beautiful bride, because one day she might be gone.

Maxx laughs as he walks off.

(scene fades out)

***

---“The Jaguar” Jackie Lee---

Jackie Lee is dressed in his old fashioned, jaguar coat, half leotard. He wears it over black wrestling tights with jaguar coat design boots. Pretty much the exact same attire he wore in the ring ten years ago. He wears a black jacket over the top with a forlorn hope of looking smart (pretty much imagine Sammo Hung dressed as Jerry Lawler, and you’ve got the image). In a fighting stance, he is bouncing backwards and forwards in a way that can be construed as either:

a) Streetfighter II wannabe.

b) Over-exited old bloke.

c) Something resembling a respectable, veteran martial arts sensei that is facing a rookie in the dojo.

In the background is a huge picture of a Jaguar.

The inane, incomprehensible and nonsensical masterpiece that is ‘Debaser’ by the Pixies plays in the background.

Jackie stops bouncing, and becomes very serious. However, he does not lose the fighting stance or the face of concentration.

Jackie:

“So, I return to the ring this Sunday at Fallout: Zero Hour. I’m not entering it to reclaim old glory. I’m not entering it to boost the sales of crapola from GZWShop.com. I’m not entering it to relive the golden days. And I know that I’m not the young cub I was when I started in the HKWF all those years ago. I don’t have false hopes of gaining a championship, and I certainly don’t plan to pull any strings of a money motivated corporate puppet to relive my golden days whilst the true fans of wrestling all over the world are disgusted at the commerciality of professional wrestling. However, that does not mean that I do not deserve a place there if I want one! I’m not as fit as I once was, but I can sure as hell still get in the ring and put on a show. My moves may be a little out of date, but no one can perform them as well as me! I’ve been mocked for being overweight, but I’m pretty proud of the way I look for my age! A bit of a belly? Well, I can still punch a ‘here to today, gone tomorrow’ little punk’s lights out with ease! I still have my strength, I still have my skill, and I still have my desire and honour!”

Jackie starts to bounce again, and sends quick martial arts style punches towards the camera to prove it…

Jackie:

“I AM THE JAGUAR! I’m ‘Jaguar’ Jackie Lee, and I sure as hell am not gonna be a pushover for that little punk Albert Wuchie! I’m entering the squared circle one more time to prove a point, and to defend the honour of the HKWF and myself! It all boils down to this Albert: I am not Japanese; you are not Japanese… Neither of us should really use a Japanese word as a sign off! But I used the word ‘Sayonara’ because I liked it. I chose to use the word because it sounded good, and it was fun to drive Siu Ann up the wall! I made that word my own, and I was known around the world for using it as a catchphrase years before your worthless skinny behind came onto the wrestling scene! It was my catchphrase, and everyone knew it! Hell, It was nearly as famous as Siu Ann’s ‘goodness gracious’ cry every time a goodie goodie got dropped on his head! It is blatantly obvious that you deliberately copied and plagiarised me because you have NO originality and you KNOW you’re an inferior commentator compared to me! Ha! With your standard of English, I wouldn’t be surprised if you actually thought the word ‘Sayonara’ was from English! Quite how you even got a job here, I’ll never know!”

Jackie is getting angry, and his face is getting red. The HKWF veteran has dropped the fighting stance, and is now looming over the camera.

Jackie:

“All I ever wanted was for you to stop using it! I asked politely and you disrespected me! From there it escalated to the point where you LIED about me, claiming I pay for hits when I don’t! Don’t you dare make me look like the bad guy here Wuchie! It was you who besmirched me you little shit, and I am not responsible for anything that has subsequently happened to you! I was defending my honour! And Wuchie: you play with a Jaguar; you get mauled! Over my years in this business you make friends, gain contacts. I’ve been here over 25 years, and you’ve been here five minutes! That’s why I’ve got what I wanted at Zero Hour! I want you in the ring to teach you a lesson, but more than that I got the stipulation I wanted as well. I want to prevent you from plagiarising me Albert, and when I hit the Running Powerslam, you’ll go down for the one, two, three. Then this nightmare of young versus old will finally be over!”

Jackie shakes his head in dismay.

Jackie:

“I’m disgusted that you’ve been allowed to show me such utter disrespect over the last month or so, but that’s the problem with the youth of today! Every single one of you is so damned selfish, so blinkered in your beliefs that you’re superior and know everything! Ha! I even know people in their mid-twenties who are disgusted with the attitude of 16 to 18 year olds! Your generation is degenerate and arrogant Wuchie, and I’m gonna take that arrogance, and stick it right up your bony little arse! You play with a Jaguar; you get mauled! And come Zero Hour, you’ll finally learn to respect your elders and betters when I claim the victory and the exclusive rights to MY catchphrase!”

Jackie’s confidence is back, and he’s back to the bouncing fighting stance.

Jackie:

“And before anyone cries the dreaded ‘ring rust’ at me, I sorted that out too! I’d like to thank Sincere for helping two old school guys get back into the swing of things with a tag match on Wyldsyde. It is my pleasure and honour to team with Chris Sharp against Sideshow Sean and Mick McNasty tomorrow. Both Chris and I have been humiliated and disrespected by the next generation, and I believe that both Chris and I will win, because that is what is right! And on Wyldsyde, Chris and I will make examples of Sideshow and McNasty and show you just what it is that you have to face at our Pay Per View. Albert, I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it one more time: you play with a Jaguar; you get mauled. And at Fallout, you’ll get mauled, beaten and put in you place by me, ‘Jaguar’ Jackie Lee!”

The scene fades with Jackie sparring with an invisible opponent, bouncing in a martial arts stance and throwing speedy jabs and kicks whilst vocalising martial arts style to increase the power of the blows (OOC: vocalisation is actually proven to put more force behind a blow, if you didn’t know that. It also tenses muscles when you take blows, and reduces damage too!).

***

---Backstage with Chains---

The Screen Reopens to Chains standing backstage with Gabe Whitman.

Gabe : Chains , we are just a week away from Zero Tolerance and This Crimson is to be the last show before it. Many are going to deliver speeches , what about you ?

Chains : Well Whitman id rather deliver Asskickings to suck ups like you but anyway that’s not the point. Stormriders are going to die on Zero Tolerance. After I Teach them a lesson with my own two hands , First comes the Wale then the prey. See what those two jerks didn’t realize was that I was no pushover. Now I face the task of proving them wrong. Its not only gonna be easy Whitman. Its gonna be sweet.

Gabe : There are many internet rumours of you joining Pride. Please give us your input.

Chains : Jesus Gabe is that all you think about ??? No Not Really. Your badgering everyone about it !!!!! Look F*ck you just get out of my face.

Gabe : But , But , Sir Atleast comment on Siu Ann and Jackie.

Chains opens his mouth but no words come out he just walks out of Gabes way and into his dressing room where he grabs his bowl of face paint and starts painting himself for his promo which will air on TnC later that night. He looks into the mirror admiring himself and replaces the hoodie with a leather coat as the screen slowly flickers and fades to black.

Fade to black.

***

---“Rizin Star” Kid Kaos---

**Front 2 Back blasts through the arena, and surprisingly, Kid Kaos, alone, walks out, with his street clothes on, some sneakers, a double K baseball cap, and the Brother}{ood t-shirt. He gets a mixed reaction from the fans of New Glascow, with more cheers than boos. He walks all the way down to the ring, walking up the steps and stepping through the middle rope. He walks across the ring and climbs to the middle rope and just looks out into the crowd. He jumps down and asks for a mic from the timer as his music fades out. He lifts the mic to his lips and begins to speak.**

Kid Kaos: Let the count down begin. Set your timers for 5 days. 5 days til the end of 2 careers. 5 days til Fallout: Zero Hour. 5 days til the Brother }{ood puts an end to HKWF's finest, 5 days til here in this ring, the Stormriders get a grade A Brother}{ood ass-whoopin.

(The fans give a not huge, but nice sized face pop)

Kid Kaos: I know my partner isn't here in the arena yet, but I talked to him earlier, and he let me know that without a doubt, the Stormriders, as of Zero hour, will be in a living hell.

(Another face pop of about the same size.)

Kid Kaos: You call yourselves the Stormriders, well come ride the Storm they call the Era of the Brother}{ood. Come ride this ragin storm of GZW's Rizin Star and GZW's Strongest link. Ride your path straight to Zero hour and a collision course with GZW's Rizin Tag Team, the Bro}{ood.

(Yet another pop from the the New Glascow fans)

(in unison with the fans of New Glascow)

Welcome to the Brother}{ood!!

Kid Kaos: I have noticed that there has been a lot of focus on tthe Brother}{ood. Are they 4 real, do they have what it takes to be a premeire tag team. Is dis Kid Kaos guy as good as everybody says he is. Well I don't like to brag, or sell the Brother}{ood as the future or anything like that, u know but.........wait a minute, I do say that we are the future of the game don't I. I do say that i am da man who, with Chains watchin my back, will lead GZW to the promise land. But seeing as some people don't believe the hype, Chains and i will have to prove to ya'll that we are the best tag team GZW has to offer in the ring, and We will prove it at Fallout:Zero Hour.

Kid Kaos: Stormriders get ready for your last night in the game. Get ready for your Zero Hour.Stormriders, it is time u both except your official, and final.....

**Kid Kaos walks out of the ring area with an intense look on his face. He turns at the top of the rampway and raises his hand, just to get a pop. As he lowers his arm from backstage Prey and Outlaw Wales, The StormRiders, bumrush Kid Kaos to the floor. The dastardly duo stomp and kick on him until Chains runs from backstage steel chair in hand. The StormRiders quickly exit.**

***

---“Arabian Sun” Mirage---

Mirage is sitting inside his locker room where the scene opens to. He has on a black Arabian robe and grey cotton Arabian attire. His boots are black and his turban is no on. His hair is combed neatly as usual and he seems to be fitting in his pads onto his knees. He then starts lacing his boots and switches on the monitor which signifies he hasn’t got a lot of time before his match with Bane. He Gloves his hands as David Foster walks into the room and starts to speak.

David : Your on in twenty minutes Mirage. Hurry up.

Mirage : Number One David, YOU NO COME IN WITHOUT KNOCKING YOU SILLY BUTTHEAD !!!!!! NEVER DO AGAIN OR I POUND YOU INTO SAND !!!!!! Meh all these idiots.

David : Sorry , Sorry , Sorry. Didn’t mean to. Honestly…..

Mirage : Hey you David !!! IF you find that Bane anywhere go tell him I said that he looks like somebody from a bad movie !!!! As for dumb daddy Cracker Jack he no interfere or I break him in two.

David : Yessir.

David Foster then runs out of the room and shuts the door behind him as Mirage shakes his head and has a sip of water.

Mirage : We So Close to Zero Tolerance me can feel it !!!! Me can feel intensity !!!! In only eight long days Mirage be standing in ring with Eclipse. He kill that silly wahabi. He teach him lesson. He scortch him down. He bloody show him what he made of !!! Right now I be blessed with this silly Bane to asskick !!! I do it !!!! I do it easily. I teach Bane lesson because where Mirage come from we spank with Cane !!!!! That’s why I beat Bane ass !!!!! I teach that Bane fucker that I not to be messed with.

Mirage : WHERE OH WHERE IS THAT MOONCAT ????? I TALK ABOUT HER SO MUCH BUT SHE GIVE NO SHIT !!!! WHY ????? HMMPH. SHE NO LIKE ME !!!!!!! OH ILL PROVE EVERYONE WRONG !!!! ILL SHOW HER IM ACTUALLY WORTH IT !!!!

Mirage : I SAY AGAIN THIS SHIT !!!!! I SAY NOBODY RESPECT ME !!!!! AFTER ZERO HOUR !!! THAT CHANGE !!!!! I ANTI EVERYTHING FOR A REASON !!! THE REASON IS SILLY FANS !!!!! I HATE THEM , I NO NEED THEM AT ALL !!!! They Dumb fucks all of them !!!!! I scortch them badly ! I burn them to bits.

Mirage then walks out of the room ready to go out , he walks down the corridors and waits near the curtains ready to face Bane as the scene fades to black.

Fade To Black

***

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***

--Scottish charm---

(The crowd rises to it’s feet as “Set It Off” By P.O.D hits and the LH Champion: Justin Sharp appears on the stage accompanied by Jessica Wuchie as the two walk down to the ring, the fans booing them the whole way. Jessica holds Justin’s LH Title in her arms and Justin’s arm at the same time as Justin rolls into the ring and holds the middle and top rope open as Jessica bows into the ring beside her man. Justin quickly calls for a mic as the music cuts out and the fans chant “BULLY!” “BULLY!” “BULLY!”)

Justin: You know.... What you people should be chanting. If your not drunk off your asses already! Is “BULL SHIT!” “BULL SHIT!”. Because that’s what me being here is! It’s utter crap that the LH Champ should have to defend his title once again for the second week in a row now on Crimson! But wait... Not onyl do I have to defend, but here in Scotland!? I wasn’t even sure if you people had TV’s!

(The crowd boos Justin as he remains in his cocky stance.)

Justin: Hey... Come on now! I’m the best thing that can happen to you people! With me here your shit hole of a country might get some recognition! And not just for its great GOLF!

(Justin immitates a golfer in the ring as Jessica claps her hands like a little schoolgirl.)

Justin: (Scottish Accent.)Rrrrrrrooollll Up The Rrrrrrrriiiiimmmm To Win!

(The crowd boss.)

Justin: Rrrrrronald McDonald! Rrrrrrick Flair! Rrrrreally Crrrrappy Countrrrry!

(The crowd boos loudly at Justin’s bashing of thier language.)

Justin: Shut up! You can’t boo me! Your not near as big a man as I am! Well except maybe you fat blokes who can’t get out of your seats to boo me! So instead of booing a very, if not THE most talented wrestler to grace gods green earth. How about you all take a page out of Englands book and join the free world! Get some damn TV’s... Stop playing so much golf! And for christs sake... Ditch the accent!

(Justin smiles a broad cocky smile as the building is flooded with loud boos.)

Justin: I’d love to stand here and make fun of the of the oh so many character traits you have! But I’m out here to address a few men! And yes a few woman!

(Jessica nods her heads and holds up the LH Title.)

Justin: Last week on Crimson, Pride was robbed of our IC Title! And by who else but the overlord management that continues to plague GZW with unfairness! Everyone knows... EVERYONE That Pride is the new shit in town boys! Move the fuck over for the new bosses! I’m sick and tired of coming out here and working my ass off so that some bitch(Kandi), or fat(Angel), or mentally insane(Sincere), office big shot! You all have no idea how much blood and sweat I put into this company! I work my fucking ass off for you THREE! And it’s time I got some damn well deserved respect for it! Not having to defend my title day in and day out... Not having to wrestle TWO matches at Fallout: Zero Hour! I promise that I will make a change in GZW... Not only in the ring I command. But in the backstage I cannot. The day of change is coming.... And the Power of Three will never see it coming!

(Justin lowers the mic to catch his breath as he walks around the ring and grabs the LH Title from Jessica and drapes it over his shoulder as he turns back towards the crowd.)

Justin: And that brings me to tonight! Tonight I HAVE to come down to this ring in front of you (Sarcastically) Great Fans!. (Normal Voice) To defend my LH Title against a man who abuses the backstage power to bully others!

(The crowd cheers and a “Diamond” chant is heard throughout the arena as Justin shakes his head in frustration.)

Justin: Yes! I’m talking about the soon to be “Six Foot Under” Diamond Sledge! The little terd that has been under my shoe for two long! Your like a maggot Sledge... I don’t like maggots! I don’t like you! You complain about bullies like you have the position to! You can’t do shit about me, or Pride or any other men you might find as Bullies! I’m your fucking King! You can’t control me! You can’t patronize me! You damn sure can’t stop me! So do the right thing Sledge... Back the hell off me... Stop messing with the LH King!

(The crowd boos and chants “Bully” once again as Justin smiles cockily and then spits on the people in the front row as the crowd really gets on him and Jessica.)

Justin: Fine... If you will not back off Diamond. Then tonight in front of thousands of your fellow kind will be executed by the high jury of the LH King! I swear you will never forget the day you messed with Justin Sharp!

(Justin drops the mic as “Set It Off” By P.O.D hits and Justin gives the belt back to Jessica as the two exit the ring and head up the ramp to an overwhelming amount of heat.)

***

---Bane vs. “Arabian Sun” Mirage---

“Desert Rose” by Sting kicks in as Mirage comes out to the ring first, looking disgusted at the fans as always.

Pike: It seems that Mirage has found a kindred spirit in Pimp Bizkit as the two have laid pranks among many of the wrestlers on the roster!

Hunt: Well being partners with the next GZW Heavyweight Champion isn’t a bad thing!

“Comin’ To Town” by Cirkuz as Bane is next, led to the ring by Cracker Jack. A cold chill fills the Hampden Arena as the crowd cheers the Scotland native although he is the newest addition to Pride.

Pike: Pride truly found a monster in Bane! There is a lot of talent within that group!

The bell rings and the match starts with Mirage flying in with a quick forearm smash. Bane just shakes it off and stares at the Arabian Sun. Mirage tries a dropkick, but Bane barely flinches.

Pike: Bane is hardly affected by Mirage’s dropkick!

Mirage goes for a hip toss, but Bane barely budges. Bane winds back and levels Mirage with a wicked clothesline.

Pike: He absolutely beheaded Mirage!

Hunt: Mirage wishes Pimp Bizkit was here right now!

Bane whips Mirage into the ropes and hits a powerslam. Bane continues the attack by choking the life out of his opponent. Bane military presses the Arabian and heaves him out of the ring.

Pike: Wowsers! The sheer strength of Bane is off the charts!

Bane gets on the apron, like an animal stalking his prey, waits for Mirage to get up. Bane flies through the air and hits a flying clothesline. Bane sets him up for a powerbomb.

Pike: Bane is destroying Mirage!

Hunt: If we don't have to see him ever again, I say go for it!!

Bane lifts Mirage up, but the Arabian Sun fights back with a series of right hands followed by an eyerake.

Pike: Mirage is free!

Hunt: He best put that freedom to good use!

Mirage dropkicks Bane’s leg, weakening the Pride big man. Mirage picks up the steel steps and smashes it over Bane’s head.

Pike: He's got some fight in him yet!

Hunt: Where is the DQ?? Ref Fey must feel sorry for Mirage. But he would need a friggin' bomb to take out Bane!

Mirage rolls the big man into the ring. Mirage gets on the apron and hits a missile dropkick taking the newest Pride member down. Mirage calls to the fans and quickly goes to the top turnbuckle. But Bane does not stay down for long. He stuns Mirage with several right hands and goes up top as well. Bane hooks the Mirage’s head between his legs and hits a super...

Pike: Implosion (tombstone piledriver)!

1...2...

Pike: Three! The balance of Bane is remarkable! He stands at seven feet tall and executed an Implosion from the top turnbuckle!

Hunt: Is the match over? I’ll be right back, Donutboy! I left something in my car!

---Back in Atlanta at a bar---

El Gambit is sat in the Spanish bar that he quite regularly frequents… and it’s pretty obvious that he is somewhat inebriated. He wears the usual black jeans with biker boots, and his frilly shirt is lime green today. His ponytail is even more loose than usual, and may as well not be there. In front of him is the familiar site of a bottle of Corona and a shot of gold tequila. There are also a number of empties. He is lolling drunkenly on the bar, and he whacks back the tequila in one and blithers at the barman to pour him another.

The barman pours another, and El G addresses him as he does.

El G:

“Es mierda! I tell you! Es mierda! El bastardos at GZW have demoted me to a house show idiota! How could Sincere let this happen to one of HKWF’s most loyal sons? Only a month ago, I was el hombre, I had TWO titles, and now I am down at the bottom of the heap! Es mierda! Es Meirda!”

El G throws his head into his hands, and the barman shrugs and leaves him. He goes to a TV and switches it on. Crimson is being broadcast. Bane is dominating Mirage on screen! El G looks up, sees what’s on screen, and throws a tantrum.

El G:

“Look! Look! Mierda! Those nino idiotas, those debiluchos who’ve been in GZW two minutes get to be on Crimson! AND both of them are in the Pay Per View as well! What about El Gambit? I’m el hombre, Gibraltar’s greatest wrestler, the ex-double campeon, the first man to be a two time GZW TV title holder, the Lone Wolf… and I’m not even scheduled a match! Es Mierda! Where did it all go wrong?”

The barman gives El G a funny look, ignores him and continues to watch the action. El G rocks drunkenly and knocks back the tequila. He then chugs the bottle of beer as the scene fades.

***

---In the parking lot---

(The scene opens up with Pimp Bizkit the “Human Miracle” and the “Arabian sun” Mirage, are backstage in the parking lot. They walk through the parking lot, until the reach the rental car of Alexander Hunt)

Pimp: looks like Alexander Hunt’s rental car, now Mirage did you get those huge blowup dolls?

Mirage: me did, but why need them?

Pimp: you’ll find out soon enough!, anyway u can pick locks, so pick his boot!

(Mirage passes the blow up doll to Pimp, and picks out a paper clip out of a pocket, and begins to pick the boot lock of Alexander Hunt’s rental car)

Pimp: and everyone will know why it’s his love machine, with sex ladies like these in his boot!

(Pimp begins to blow up the doll, as Mirage eventually picks the lock of Alexander Hunts boot, and opens it wide open. Inside there is a suitcase!)

Mirage: Suitcase in boot!

Pimp: carry on blowing this up then!

(Pimp walks over to the boot, and pulls the suitcase out from the boot, as he does the suitcase opens, and clothes, fall out all over the floor. Pimp shifts the clothes using h is foot, under the car)

Pimp: I’m sure these are of no great importance!……….. Right Mirage you have the doll at the ready?

(With one last puff on the blow up doll Mirage finishes blowing up the doll)

Mirage: here go!

(Pimp takes the doll, and folds it up a little, so that it fits into the boot of Alexander Hunts love mobile. Then the lock is put back so it’s locked, and the two scurry off and hide behind a pillar s the scene fades to black))

***

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***

---A hospital in Canada---

:: With his foot laying elevated in a sling Eric Montair stares at the ceiling above him. His wife, Jen, sits a bit impatiently waiting for the doctor to help them. Eric seems incredibly dazed and more out of state then usual. The room is silent for several minutes before the door is knocked on and a doctor enters. Jen gets to her feet to greet him… ::

Doctor “ Have a seat Mrs. Montair I have some disturbing news… “

Jen “ What is it Dr. Regan? What is going to happen to my husband?”

“ Well Mr. Montair has suffered several injuries due to the hands of Rebellion, Jimmy Williams, and Jacob Helmsley. Two cracked ribs, sprained ankle, and a rekindled knee problem, the same knee problem that put him on the injured list for a few months and absented from GZW, but this time it is not as severe.”

“What’s really bothering me, Mr. Montair, is this hairline fracture on your skull. You see it is our belief that since your return to the ring as “Novacaine” you have taken several brain racking shots to the head. And due to the concerns of not only this hospital, but GZW executives and family members you will be transferred to a nearby mental institution for further examinations…”

C2 “ Just when I was beginning to find purpose and meaning I end up back where I started. The ever-powerful vicious cycle. I‘m not disappointed, my actions have rekindled a lot of hatred… Beautiful, beautiful hatred… ”

:: As Eric laughs to himself Dr. Regan beckons Jen outside to talk to him. ::

“ You husband’s sanity is deteriorating as each day goes by. If we don’t find the root of the problem, I’m afraid your husband will not be released from the hospital. As I have previously mentioned on my report I recommend at least 2 weeks in the institution, and we’ll see from there. You must understand there is not only concern for endangerment of himself, but also the rest of the GZW staff.”

“ Yes Doctor, I will give any help I possibly can.”

“ You were his home nurse during his rehabilitation period. Did you notice anything different about him?”

“ Well, it was during the first few weeks of his recovery when I fell in love. But soon after this he became bitter and depressed… That’s when he started crafting the first Sin Mask… and started talking to himself. But delightfully in a sudden burst of interest he threw the mask away and proposed to me, we were wed in October. But when we finally got back to helping him walk properly again he fashioned another mask, the one he carries with him today Sin Mask II… We’ve been living with each other since then, but he’s changing. Every day becomes more distant, even a bit more disturbed… That’s about all I know…”

“ Well Mrs. Montair, you can go back in and talk to him, your help is much appreciated.”

:: Jen turns around and walks back into C2’s room ::

“ Another nut job, he’ll feel right at home where we’re sending him….”

:: The doctor laughs to himself as he walks off ::

***

---Back in the parking lot---

(Alexander Hunt appears in the parking lot; he has his car keys in hand, as he walks up to his car)

Alex: damn forgot my papers I better make this sharpish!

(Alex puts the keys straight into the boot, and unlocks it, as he does the blow up doll springs up at him. In the background a few developmental talent wrestler Mikey Mell, “The Badass in Black” Dave H.C, and “Bad Rep” Mark A., all whom begin to laugh at Alexander Hunt)

Alex: dammit? Which moron put blow-up dolls in my trunk??????? And who the hell has removed my stuff from the trunk?

(The camera goes to behind the pillar to where Pimp, and Mirage are trying there very best to not laugh to much, as the scene fades to black)

***

~~~ The Mrs. M Show? ~~~

Claire McRillis is running up a corridor backstage. She’s in a rather posh frock, so is kinda struggling.

Claire:

“I actually made it! I’m finally gonna be on the Mrs. M Show!”

She bursts through the door into the Mrs. M Show set, and it’s deserted. There is one guy checking the lighting, and Claire heads to him.

Claire:

“Hey you! Where’s Mrs. Murakame?”

Guy:

“She phoned in sick! There aint no Mrs. M Show this week!”

The guy looks on in disbelief as Claire screams in frustration.

***

---College Crew---

On the balcony of their hotel suite in Glasgow, the College Crew Brent Wellington III and Rick Samson relax on lawn chairs, each with a plate of barbecue food and of course, a large plastic cup of beer.

BW3: Ah yes! Nothing like the life of a Suc Mi Phi frat brother! With finals finally over a paid two week trip to Scotland is what the College Crew deserves!

Samson: No more professors for four months!

BW3: But onto other topics, being college educated young men; people always want to know what the College Crew of Suc Mi Phi thinks about current issues and stuff like that.

Samson (chewing away on a barbecue rib): Mmm...that's right!

BW3: So tonight on GZW television, we are starting a new segment called, "Ask the College Crew of Suc Mi Phi!" (BW3 pulls out a shoebox covered in blue construction paper) In this box, we have collected some questions from fans and general laymans so they can pick the brains of two of the brightest young minds in America!

Cameraman whispers: That's not much to pick.

BW3: Okay, our first question is "Hey Bee-Dubya, being the smart and oh-so-cool and studly guy you are, what are your tips for getting in the mood with that special hoochie in your life?" Wow, that's a really good question. First off, make sure you bring some Altoids or some kind of breath mints. I mean, after getting the girl nice and drunk, her breath stinks like hell! Anyway, then you play some real romantic music. My personal favorite is Guns and Roses' "Welcome to the Jungle". Not only does it have a great beat to screw to, but it's got an appropriate title! I mean, I am the King of the Jungle! All the fly honeys out there love to swing on my vine!

Samson (eating some chicken legs): Mmm...that's some great advice dawg! Wow, you're like a walking public service announcement!

BW3: Well you know, us gifted with coolness have got to help out those poor unfortunate souls out there. Okay, let me reach in the box for another question. This one asks, "Hey BW3, your opponents for Fallout: Zero Hour, Fast and Furious haven’t done much in the GZW expect be lackeys for Smooth Operator. What do you think about them?" Well, what do I think of Fast and Furious? First off, what a totally obviously made up name! Fast and Furious?!? What, trying to capitalize on the movie there boys? Invincible and Battlecry. If I had dweebish names like that, I wouldn't cut a promo either!

Samson: (taking huge gulp of beer) That's right! People like that suck donkey balls!

BW3: All right, enough about those two losers. Here's our next question, "Hey, what do you guys think about the possibility of wrestling a woman now that more female wrestlers are entering the GZW?" Well, I don't mean to brag, but I'm quite the expert when it comes to wrestling with women in the bedroom. The ladies on campus call me Brent C*ckstrong.

Samson: Hey, I thought they called you "dirty pervert?"

BW3: Dude, shut up! Anyway, we’ve seen the female matches the last couple of weeks on Crimson. If any of them want to step in the ring with two hunks of college fraternity Grade A prime beef, they can try. But like a freshman sorority girl, once she gets a taste of Brent Wellington III, she'll be flat on her back!

***

---Contract Signing for the GZW Heavyweight Championship Match---

Several men in suits come to the ring where there is a table and two chairs. Memphis Pike is in the ring.

Pike: It is time for the contract signing for the GZW Heavyweight Title match that will take place at the GZW pay-per-view, Fallout: Zero Hour right here in the Hampden Arena. The match will be between the “Human Miracle” Pimp Bizkit...

“Ya Don’t See The Signs” blares as Pimp comes to the ring to a chorus of boos. He mockingly blows kisses to the fans.

Pike: …and the current GZW Heavyweight Champion, “Smooth Operator” Billy Bond!

“Cause he’s a smoooooth operator!!” Smooth, tuxedo on with the Heavyweight belt around his waist comes to the ring. Huge pops around for Billy Bond.

The two men stare each other down in the ring. Pike, fearful for his life, tries to interrupt the lovefest.

Pike: Here on the table we have the contract for the title match. Mr. Bizkit, you’re first.

Pimp looks over the contract and signs. He tosses the pen to Smooth.

Pike: Mr. Bond, your turn.

Smooth scrawls his signature.

Pike: And the match is official!!

Smooth and Pimp trade words. A shove from Pimp ignites a brawl. The suits try to break up the melee, but the two men cannot be restrained. Smooth lays into Pimp with right hands. Pimp fights back with punches of his own. More refs come in to separate the two. Pimp gets out the ring first and grabs the mic.

Pimp: Save your strength for later tonight, boy. Because in that ring tonight, you will have the honor of being the first person in the GZW to go through the Living Legend Gauntlet. Who will you face? Show up to the ring later tonight.

Smooth growls at Pimp and rattles the ring ropes in anger.

---On the Zero-tron---

[The tune... "How You Remind Me" by Nickelback.]

#Never made it as a wise man#
#I couldn't cut it as a poor man stealin'#
#Tired of livin' like a blind man#
#I'm sick of sight without a sense of feeling#
#This is how you remind me#

Voice: You made sure I always felt like a spare wheel. An extra in your great scheme.

#This is how you remind me of what I really am#
#This is how you remind me of what I really am#

Voice: You never took me seriously, and with every win, I was causing an upset.

#It's not like you to say sorry, I was waiting on a different story#
#This time I'm mistaken for handing you a heart worth breaking#
#I've been wrong, I've been down, been to the bottom of every bottle#
#These five words in my head scream "are we havin' fun yet?"#

Voice: Yet you never stopped me. You couldn't. Because I loved this business and I still do.

#It's not like you didn't know that#
#I said I love you and I swear I still do#
#And it must have been so bad#
#Cause livin' with me must have damn near killed you#

Voice: Yes, I walked away. But sometimes you have to let go of the things you love to increase the desire to have them.

#This is how you remind me of what I really am#
#This is how you remind me of what I really am#

Voice: Yet my love for the business wasn't the only thing to grow. Your egos grew as well.

Voice: You think you're a new generation? A better one? I've never seen that, and I don't think I ever will. Perhaps your egos need a check.

#Never made it as a wise man#
#I couldn't cut it as a poor man stealin'#
#This is how you remind me#

Voice: Perhaps it's time I stepped back from the shadows.

#This is how you remind me#
#This is how you remind me of what I really am#
#This is how you remind me of what I really am#

Voice: Maybe what this place needs is a reminder of its roots.

Voice: Perhaps what you need is to be reminded of what this business is really about.

[As the tune fades, a black silhouette of a man appears on a bright yellow background.]

Voice: And I will remind you all...soon.

[The scene fades.]

***

---Extreme Misery---

*~* Sunken deep in the Hampden Arena in Glasgow, Scotland, with darkness completely surrounding his body, the Psycho Mantis, Jacob Helmsley sits alone with his steel pipe arched in the air towards his head. Jacob keenly eyes the demonic pole, as he gets an exhilarating feeling from just touching the thing. *~*

“There is something in a man’s life that just cannot be denied… some things that just cannot be repressed… depression… anger… rage… these all have their place in the mind of a psycho… these all bury themselves over that which people deem good in life… happiness… love… compassion…”

*~* Jacob looks down at the floor, as his pipe clatters down out of his hands on the cold hard concrete in the blackened locker room he is in. *~*

“Being an Extreme Champion is not something that can be taken lightly… being an extreme champion is not one of those things that you just say you are… with being an Extreme Champion… comes a responsibility. The responsibility to drive fear into the hearts of the masses… the responsibility to act how you like… beat whomever you want… terrorize those that are envious… With being the Extreme Champion… you need to be the most feared person in the Fed. With being the Extreme Champion… people need to remember you not for who you are… but the actions that dictate your reighn. With being the Extreme Champion… there is no room for compassion… love… all those emotions that make men weak… with being the Extreme Champion… you must feel like one… Hatred… Anger… Rage… those emotions that drive sane men to do despicable acts of violence… that must be what the Extreme Champion is all about…”

*~* Jacob climbs up to his feet, and begins to walk around the room. *~*

“This Sunday… Fallout… Zero Hour… the time will come. A Dawning of a new age… the reign… of the Psycho. This Sunday… at Fallow: Zero Hour… the world will realize just how far a man will go to be the best in the Extreme world. They will see none of this pansy wristlock crap… they will see none of this sleeper hold BS… the only thing they will see… is complete… and utter… Chaos.”

*~* Jacob’s face zooms deeply into the camera, as he finishes up. *~*

“This Sunday… Fallout… Zero Hour… Jimmy Williams… Bane… Rebellion… you will all… feel… the wrath of the Psycho Mantis… because I am not the game… I am not that damn good… I’m better.”

*~* The scene fades out with the last shot showing the crimson red eyes of the Psycho Mantis glowing in the light provided by the camera. *~*

***

---Rebellion---

:.:The flow of warm water in a sink as mist rises brings the scene to life. A pair of hands swoops under the water and takes some of the liquid. The hands slowly make their way up to the face seen to be Rebellion’s. He lets the water splash across his face as he cleanses it for a few seconds. The rebel turns the faucet off and looks up in the mirror, watching the water drip off of his face. He begins to speak to himself in the mirror:.:

“Zero Hour comes quicker than expected. The days fly by much faster than usual. Five Degrees of Inner Turbulence Match? I must fight Bane, Jacob Helmsley, and "Real Deal" Jimmy Williams. This is for the one championship that I have been stripped of. I recently get my shot at the Heavyweight Championship, and now I go back to the Extreme Championship? I think not. GZW has taken me for granted far too much now. They want me to be excessive; I have no quandary receiving it. They want to play me as they have then they will play back. They will lament even screwing with my capability. I feel no repentance using weapons to send each other their wrestlers to the hospital until I am only left standing. I just give fair warning to everyone who steps in my way. You will take the downfall, and the only thing you can do about it is nothing at all. Zero Hour brings a new era in GZW, the era of the rebel. Let my outlandish actions strike all, for the rebel has clearly gotten ill of this disgraceful sport. Come Rebellion, Scotland awaits us.”

:.:Rebellion whips the remaining water off of his face and begins to his journey around the foreign country:.:

***

---Elexia Croix vs. Celestia “Mooncat” L’Yark---

Pike: Wow, what an explosive evening it has been so far. But there is no time to catch our breath because will have the next match up, Elexia Croix will take on the returning from injury Celestia “Mooncat” L’yark!

Hunt: Two weeks in a row on Crimson with these broads wrestling! The Powers Three are serious about this Women’s division!

“Hair of the Dog” by Nazareth cranks through the Hampden Arena as Elexia Croix comes to the ring, looking at all the fans.

Pike: Look at her! She looks like she smells something bad!

Hunt: Well, I tried to tell you earlier before we came on the air, Donutboy, but that new cologne you are wearing...

Pike: Shut up! Have you noticed that Ms. Croix’s entrance music is the same used by the former GZW Heavyweight Champion Deacon Kane?

“Private PsychadelicReel” by The Chemical Brothers signals the arrival of the “First Female Wrestler of GZW” Celestia L’Yark. The fans shower the GZW tested wrestler with enormous cheers.

Pike: The Mooncat is a true pioneer in GZW as she has proven on countless occasions she can wrestle with the best, women or men!

Hunt: She proved she can get used like a two dollar whore as well! Remember her failed relationship with Kid Gnarly?

Pike: Kid Gnarly? You mean Luke “Kool Hand” LaVerne!

Hunt: Yeah whatever! The punk on the skateboard who dissed the hell out of ol’ Moonslut!

The match starts with Elexia locking in a headlock. Lez shoots her off and into the ropes. Lez takes her down with a shoulder block. Lez runs at Elexia, but Elexia drops down. Lez comes off the ropes and Elexia takes her down with a hip toss. Elexia hits several European uppercuts, rocking Lez's head. Elexia knocks Lez into the corner and tries to Irish whip her into the opposite corner. Lez reverses, and runs in with a clothesline in the corner on Elexia.

Pike: What a contest so far!

Lez tries to lift Elexia to her feet, but Elexia hits an elbow to the stomach.

Pike: Efficient blow there by Elexia!

Hunt: I know an efficient blow either one of these chicks can give me!

Pike: Family show, Hunt!

Elexia hits a neckbreaker on Lez followed by a boot across the neck. Ref Donald Fey steps in, but Elexia slyly backs away as if she did nothing wrong. Chants of "Lez, Lez" start up. Elexia goes for a fisherman suplex.

1...2...

Kick out by Lez.

Pike: That was close!

Elexia goes for a sit down powerbomb.

1...2...

Pike: No! Celestia will not give up!

Elexia whips Lez into the ropes. Elexia goes for a back body drop, but Lez hops over Elexia. Lez hooks her head from behind and drops her with an inverted DDT. The crowd explodes in cheers. Lez goes for the cover, but only gets two. Lez lifts up Elexia and drops her in a fisherman DDT.

Pike: Celestia definitely having her way with Elexia here!

The crowd break out in boos as Tonya Glory runs down to the ringside area.

Pike: What is that she doing here?

Hunt: Some scouting perhaps!

Pike: I doubt it!

In the ring, Lez hoists Elexia up, locks her head and drops her with a swinging DDT also known as…

Pike: The Dark Side of the Moon! The Dark Side of the Moon!

Hunt: I heard you the first time!

Lez quickly pounces up to the top turnbuckle and looks out to the cheering crowd as they know what is to come next.

Pike: Cat Splash (long distance Five Star Frog Splash)! Celestia with the pin!

1...2...

Pike: Ref Fey gets pulled out of the ring!

Hunt: Tonya Glory with a glorious save!

Glory takes Ref Fey out with a DDT. Glory jumps into the ring and Elexia and Glory proceed to systematically take apart the Mooncat. Glory goes up top...

Pike: Rocket’s Red Glare (tornado DDT) by Tonya Glory!

Hunt: Say it, Rocket’s Red Glare! Rocket’s Red Glare! Chocolate covered Dunkin’ Donuts, it’s Rocket’s Red Glare!

Pike: Shut up!

But Elexia and Glory's fun is cut short by the arrival of Tokyo Rose. Rose takes Elexia out with a clothesline. Glory is knocked to the mat by a burning hammer. Elexia and Glory makes a hasty retreat while Rose and Lez dare the two to come back into the ring.

Pike: It looks like alliances have been made already in the Women’s division!

---Commercial---

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***

---Endangered Species---

Standing in front of the official Fallout: Zero Hour backdrop is Endangered Species, Elijah Threatt, “Sexy Bitch” Devotion, and Joseph “Lost Soul” Synger. The two Bash Brothers of GZW have their signature metal baseball bats while Devotion is blowing a huge gum bubble.

Devotion: Hades and Dameon Fiery, you punks have something that belongs to Endangered Species. Those GZW Tag Team Championship belts you are sporting around belong to the prototypical tag team of the future. And come next week right here in the Hampden Arena at Fallout: Zero Hour, my boys are going to beat the living hell out both of you!!

Synger: Smurf boy and Firestarter, listen the hell up. Ten days you Fiery idiots until you step into the steel cage with me and my partner. Ten days until Threatt and I torture the two of you for pretending to even be the Tag Team Champs, for pretending to be a tag team, just for plain old pretending to be wrestlers. The end is near.

Threatt: After nearly a yearlong wait, Endangered Species will once again hold the titles that were stolen from us. The dawning of the greatest Tag Team Champions in GZW history will begin next week when Joseph Synger and Elijah Threatt become the first two-time GZW Tag Team Champions. It is the destiny of Endangered Species to reign supreme over every tag team within this company!!

Endangered Species: (in unison) It All Begins Here!!!

***

---GZW Tag Team Champions---

“Defy You” by the Offspring plays throughout the arena and the fans instantly go wild. Blue and red lights flash about as the GZW Tag-Team Champions come into view at the top of the ramp and closely behind them is Spice and Aqua. Dameon and Hades make their way to the ring, slapping and shaking hands with the fans as they do. The Fierys get to the ring. Dameon and Hades hold down the ropes for their wives as they get inside. They quickly follow and run to opposite turnbuckles and pose for pictures. Their music begins to fade and they grab themselves a couple of mics. The fans slowly begin to hush down, giving the Fierys a chance to speak as they wish.

Dameon: “First off I would like to say how nice it is to be here in Glasgow, Scotland!”

The fans go wild as their beloved country is mentioned.

Dameon: “Now, onto business. In one week your Tag-team Champions will be defending the gold against a few Endangered Species. And this won’t be your everyday match, it is a cage match! We all know that cage matches in GZW have always resulted in blood, pain, and agony. Hades and I expect to go into that cage at Zero Hour and turn out like every other man has. But, through the blood, pain, and agony, we promise, NO, guarantee that we walk in the champs, and we walk out the champs.”

Cheers from the crowed can be heard. Hades lifts the mic up, signaling for his turn to speak.

Hades: “Dad and I, we’ve been in the tag team business for a good seven/eight months now. I can’t say we are experienced, but we know each other better than any team. Hell, we have lived with each other for 20 years; we have been a few federations together as well. But we have never teamed and now that we have I feel that we have chosen our right path. I feel that we have given GZW a great team. We have worked our asses off, night after night, and we have finally earned for the hard work. The thing that disappointed me though, was that the second we fulfilled our dream, Endangered Species came up from BEHIND us with BATS and struck us down. What kind of congratulations is that? Who do Endangered Species think they are anyways? They are old news. They are a load of bullshit that just needs to go extinct. And just for all of you fans out there, we will save your fragile eyes from watching these pathetic wrestlers. Oh, and Endangered Species, this is GZW, where the boys become the men, unlike HKWF. It’s time for you two to grow up and quit playing with your ‘toys’. After Zero Hour, expect to walk out of that cage beaten in your own game.”

Dameon: “I couldn’t have said it better. This isn’t HKWF where you can go around, hit a few guys with bats, and expect to get your way. You don’t scare us, but when F:ZH ends, you will fear the Fierys. Two Endangered Species on the list of ‘soon to be extinct’. Just be ready because hell is about to break lose.”

Dameon and Hades are just about to leave, but Spice quickly stops them and asks for the mic. Dameon hands her the mic, looking confused. Spice holds up th mic.

Spice: “I have something to say about some little female bitch in the backstage area. We all know GZW has started the female’s division, and I have gladly joined the roster. Now that I have, I can finally get my hands on my EX daughter-in-law, Crystal. As we remember a few weeks back Crystal came from out of nowhere, attacked me from behind, and slammed me into that steel ramp. To this day I can’t get the pain out of my back. So Crystal, if you want to play this game, I am ready for you. I have been wrestling for quite some time now, and I’m not afraid to step back into the ring and show the women’s division just how a REAL woman wrestles. Crystal, if you haven’t noticed yet, I have challenged you to a match. Anytime, anywhere, you name it, you got it. But no matter what, things in GZW’s new division are about to spice up.”

“Defy You” by the Offspring hits again. Dameon and Hades look at each other, but shrug their shoulders. The four Fierys exit the ring and head back up the stage. They disappear behind the curtain and the scene fades.

***

---GZW Heavyweight Champion---

The scene fades in, and it’s ‘Smooth Operator’ Billy Bond! He’s dressed in a full tuxedo with a red dickie bow, he wears the GZW Heavyweight Title around his waist, and has a pair of trademark Smooth Operator sunglasses on (Only $19.99 + P&P from www.GZWshop.com). The camera moves in for a close up shot of his face, and he indulges himself with a lowering of the sunglasses, a smirk, and a raise of the eyebrow. He holds it for a few as the camera pans back to show his full body as he releases his trademark pose.

Smooth:

“The name’s Bond, GZW Heavyweight Champion Billy Bond, and I’ve got something to show the GZW fans! This is a little something that was once thrown together by a good friend of mine! We’ve updated it and added new footage: I hope you enjoy it!”

The scene fades.

*****

The screen is still black, and the bongo and snare edge introduction to “Smooth Operator” plays, and then the downward scale followed by the soothing jazz saxophone starts to play as a promotional picture of Smooth doing the eyebrow, the smirk, and the peer fades in. A series of action scenes play, fitting with the lyrics.

“Diamond life.”

A shot of Smooth hitting a Smooth Bomb (snap powerbomb from a DVD position) on Pimp.

“Lover boy.”

A scene of Smooth and Crystal kissing in the centre of the ring after a victory for Smooth.

“He moves in space with minimum waste…”

A Smooth Kick (Bob Holly dropkick) on Lone Gunman is shown, followed with a shot of him hitting a top rope sitout powerbomb on Union Jack.

“…and maximum joy!”

The scene where Smooth wins the Heavyweight title on Crimson is shown: He hauls the massive Deacon Kane onto his shoulders and drops him with a devastating Smooth Driver, and hooks the leg for the pin.

“City lights…”

A scene of Smooth with Crystal, Firefly and Mrs. M, Celestia and Kool, and Baz walking through Manchester just before Dark Horizon is shown.

“…and business nights.”

Smooth and (the then) Fubu run to the ring, and take care of business with Smooth hitting a spear and Fubu hitting a forearm smash on (the then) Maxx Steele.

“When you require streetcar desire for higher heights.”

The fatal piledriver on Deacon off the top off the zerotron, through two tables to the concrete floor.

“No place for beginners or sensitive hearts.”

Smooth locks on the Smooth Operation, and Pimp Bizkit taps out in the main event of Acceptable Risks.

“When sentiment is left to chance.”

A scene of Smooth and Samuel Knight heading down the corridors of GZW HQ, laughing and joking.

“No place to be ending but somewhere to start.”

A scene from Smooth’s first match: Lucifer tapping out to a Troubleshooter applied by Smooth with Tate Troublesome watching on.

“No need to ask.”

An eyebrow and smirk shot.

“He's a smooth operator.”

Smooth applying the Smooth Operation to Magic who has been smashed through the announce table.

“Smooth operator, smooth operator, smooth operator.”

A lengthy shot of Smooth coming to the ring with Invincible, Desecrator, BattleCry, and Kombat; Pendragon Society; in tow.

“Coast to coast, LA to Chicago, western male.”

Monarch sends Smooth from one set of turnbuckles to the other, but Smooth rebounds off them and hits a flying clothesline.

“Across the north and south, to Key Largo, love for sale!”

One of Smooth’s earlier moments, coming onto the zerotron with some girl he’s never met before.

“Face to face, each classic case.”

Smooth V Deacon Kane at Fallout: Zero Tolerance: Smooth grabs the big man’s massive foot and locks in the Smooth Operation. Smooth stands up taller while locking in the hold tighter. The massive monster pounds the mat in anguish, tapping out.

“We shadow box and double cross.”

C2 cracking Smooth across the face after he’d just won the light-heavyweight title!

“Yet need the chase.”

Smooth launches himself from the top rope at his unsuspecting opponent, and hits a bulldog from the top rope to the outside on the unsuspecting El Gambit!

“A license to love, insurance to hold.”

An image of Smooth doing an official promo, lounging back on his chaise longe and smirking as he talks.

“Melts all your memories and change into gold.”

Smooth whips Maxx Pain to the ropes and follows it up with a huge Powerslam.

“His eyes are like angels but his heart is cold.”

Eima Hunt is interviewing Deacon Kane and Smooth comes out of nowhere and blasts him with a steel chair. Smooth, with his head heavily bandaged, beats down on the giant with stomps from his steel toe boots and thunderous chair shots.

“No need to ask.”

Smooth hits a dropkick in the Contest of Champions II to Dameon that sends him flying over the top rope.

“He's a smooth operator.”

Smooth dropping Magic with a Smooth Driver (Amityville Horror) and pinning him to progress in the no. 1 contender tournament for the IC title a while ago.

“Smooth operator, smooth operator, smooth operator.”

Smooth’s triumphant moment on TNT when Pimp was trying to wax his legs and Luke Laverne, Pitfighter, Gideon, Nathaniel Davis, Mooncat, the Haires, Diamond, Epic, the Fierys, Fubu, Firefly, T-Rex, Magic, and even UJ and the Claymores join Smooth on the zerotron to offer him support!

“Smooth operator, smooth operator, smooth operator.”

Smooth is shown holding the EWO Extreme title aloft, battered and bloody but victorious.

“Smooth operator, smooth operator, smooth operator.”

Smooth is shown holding up the GZW Intercontinental Title with both arms in the centre of the ring. A jealous Union Jack skulks behind him.

“Smooth operator, smooth operator, smooth operator.”

Smooth is shown holding up the GZW Heavyweight Title high in the air with one arm from a turnbuckle as the crowd cheer wildly.

Sade’s haunting voice continues to sing “Smooth Operator” as the scene fades showing the promotional picture of Smooth that was there at the beginning.

*****

The scene fades back to Smooth lounging on his chaise.

Smooth:

“Now that is the kind of Smooth Operator promo that the people want to see! Sade’s beautiful voice singing, and a vid showing the Smooth One’s great moments. Don’t think I didn’t notice your puerile songs and promos about me Pimp: I just didn’t want to give you the satisfaction of thinking you’d got to me, because frankly you didn’t! But the time for puerility is over, Pimp! This Sunday, no more pranks or pathetic attempts to make me look stupid: it’s you and me in the main event of Fallout: Zero Hour! The Once and Future King against the Court Jester, and it’s gonna be Smooth!”

The scene fades with Smooth doing his trademark pose.

***

---Limo Ride---

The scene opens up inside the airport in Glasgow, Scotland. Many people are walking about, most of them in a hurry to catch their plane. The camera spots Magic and Steph walking down the hallways, bags in hand. A few fans spot Magic and yell at him for an autograph. He ignores their request and keeps walking. The two reach the front door and are about to get into their limo until Eclipse walks up to the two.

Eclipse: “What the hell are you doing? This is my limo!”

Magic: “Eclipse, GZW wouldn’t even give you a damn taxi let alone a limo. How’s about you go put on a kilt and play the bagpipes for the fans because it seems like that would be the only thing entertaining coming from you.”

Eclipse looks to go for the attack, but Seth Richards comes in and pulls him back.

Seth: “Eclipse, don’t start a scene. It will cost me a lot of money! Magic, GZW has requested that we share a limo. I know it is hard, but Scotland is a pathetic country, and they can only limit to very few limos. You just stay on your side and we will stay on ours.”

Magic: “Seth Richards, what a frickin’ joy it is to see you. Yeah, sounds fine to me, but you mess with me my sledgehammer dents your skull, get it?”

Eclipse: “Hey, no need for violence. I’m saving it for that dead punk Mirage.”

Seth: “I’m sure you would like to save all of your energy for T-Rex, right Magic?”

Magic: “I don’t need energy to beat him.”

Seth: “My how confident we are. Well, I’m ready to go. Come on!”

The four get into the limo, along with the camera. The limo starts up and drives out of the airport. The camera inside the limo zooms onto Magic and Steph.

Steph: “So honey, now that we are in Scotland, lets say we revisit our ruined honeymoon.”

Magic: “Steph, It’s hard to think about that right now. T-Rex is on my mind 24/7! I just keep imagining how bad I am going to beat him, how good it will feel to teach Him a lesson, and how little I am going to make Rex look once I am the last man standing.”

Steph: “You are too occupied with Nathan. You might as well marry him and have one of those modern teenage marriages where you fight constantly and end up divorcing in a few weeks. Don’t worry about Nathan though. He is a pushover, I’m 110% sure that you will take him out of GZW and your life.”

Magic: “That’s the thing that worries me though. We might hate each other, but deep down inside we are still the friends we were a few months ago. I just don’t think it is right to treat Rex like I have been. I mean, it’s just so vile. Ah well, if he would have listened to me about his wife in the first place then he wouldn’t be getting his ass kicked like he is going to at Zero Hour.”

Steph: “That’s a week from now though. Since you are so full of energy, lets say we waste some of it tonight.”

Magic: “I’m sure I can make room for you (in a sarcastic voice).”

Steph grins and the two lock lips. The camera quickly shifts over to Eclipse and Seth Richards, talking about the upcoming match.

Seth: “Eclipse, Zero Hour is your night. Mirage actually believes he stands a chance against you!”

Eclipse: “Please, that little lying fuck is going to get the Arabian shit beat out of him. He might hate America and Americans, but I hate Arabians, especially this one. The Arabian Sun, what a goddamn joke! GZW will see Mirage get an Attitude Adjustment next week. I’m sick of his little accent to. What’s with that shit? I’m going to beat that stupid talk right out of his mouth. The sun is going to be eclipsed by me and when it ends his heat will be taken away once I scorch his ass back to Arabia.”

Seth: “GZW is about to see Eclipse take a climb to the top. I can see you as a near future Heavyweight Champion. You have the ability and smarts to make it up there. I don’t think GZW can handle you though. Must be a ‘whether you like it or not’ situations. ‘Bad Attitude’ will be known through GZW history as the best in the business.”

Eclipse and Seth make an evil grin and sit back into their seats. Seth begins to make a couple of drinks as the scene fades.

***

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---Living Legend Gauntlet II---

Pike: It's time! Billy Bond will go through the second ever Living Legend Gauntlet. It will be the GZW Heavyweight Champion in the ring with different opponents coming to the ring to face him!

Hunt: But Donutboy, since this is the Living Legend Gauntlet, the opponents will be chosen by Pimp Bizkit, who I am going on the record, as saying will be the next GZW Heavyweight Champion!

Pike: But if I know Pimp, he will definitely have a surprise in store for the Once and Future King! If you recall the first Living Legend Gauntlet, Pimp had himself face a line-up of “jobber” wrestlers until he ran into a masked T-Rex!

“Cause he’s a smooooth operator!”

Smooth comes to the ring as the crowd erupts for GZW hero. Smooth drops the Heavyweight belt off at the announcer’s table and slides into the ring. He stands in the middle of the ring, looking towards the entranceway, waving to bring out his first opponent.

Pimp comes out to the entranceway with a mic in hand. The crowd chants in unison "Pimp Sucks!! Pimp Sucks!!"

Pimp: Yeah, that's right! I do suck...all your momma's nipples! Smooth Legs, I call the shots in this match, hence the name Living Legend Gauntlet. All you have to do is pin every opponent that enters the ring with you. So, let the fun begin.

Pike: Here are the Champ's first opponents...Dean “Multi-Talented One” Fisher and....can it be...Jeff the interviewer?!?

Hunt: They sure all loyal members of Team Pimp. They deserve a raise for this!

Pike: Forget a raise, Pimp better get them medical coverage!

Dean runs to the ring eagerly to show what he is made of. But young Jeff slowly creeps to the ring. He turns to face Pimp, but the Human Miracle points to the ring.

Pimp: Go now!!

Jeff reluctantly joins Dean in the ring. But Smooth makes short work of the two. Dean gets clotheslined out of his boots. Jeff meanwhile curls up in the fetal position in the corner. Smooth reaches down and grabs Jeff’s ankle and slaps on a light...

Pike: Smooth Operation (Ken Shamrock ankle lock)! Bond barely has it on though! The Heavyweight Champion feeling mercy for the young Jeff!

Jeff quickly submits.

Hunt: And that young punk wants to make it in this business!

Dean gets back up and hits Smooth with a double ax handle to the back. But Smooth barely feels a thing. Smooth drops

Dean with a Smooth Step (superkick).

Pike: Bond with the cover!

1…2…3!

Pike: Bond makes quick work of Dean Fisher! Here come two more, it's Endangered Species!

Hunt: The best tag team Commissioner Profit-Williams can buy!

But before they can get to the ring, Hades and Dameon Fiery, the GZW Tag Team Champions, jump Elijah Threatt and Joseph “Lost Soul” Synger.

Hunt: That's not right! Those Fiery losers are ruining this wonderful gauntlet!

Pike: It will be Endangered Species who will be challenging The Fierys for the Tag Team titles at Fallout: Zero Hour!

The four men end up fighting their way to the backstage area.

Pimp: Well, don't worry. Pimp Bizkit always has a plan. Introducing the official enforcer of Team Pimp, Ran!!

Pike: What? That’s former What Money Can Buy Inc. member “Money Maker” Dice Morgan. We haven’t seen him since he and Manic Depression dropped the Tag Team titles three weeks, but he is now in Pimp’s camp?

Hunt: I like this new look for Morgan! If he can squash Billy boy he might actually get some respect from me!

Ran climbs in the ring. Smooth backs up to take in the sight of the seven foot 330 pound wrestler.

Pike: Pimp has surely found a big man in Dice Morgan!

Hunt: You mean Ran, Donutboy!

Smooth, accustomed to fighting big men (remember the year long feud with Deacon?), takes the fight to the big man with right hands, but Ran shakes them off. Smooth bounces off the ropes for momentum, but Ran picks up Smooth with a double handed choke and drops him straight down.

Pike: Chocolate covered Dunkin’ Donuts! He picked him up as if he were a small child! Now here comes Pimp to the ring, ever the opportunist!

Pimp and Ran work on Smooth with chokes and boots to the ribs. Pimp slides out and gets a steel chair and...

Pike: What a shot by Pimp! He is really softening him up before their fateful title match!

Ran holds Smooth while Pimp sets up for another chair shot. But Smooth kicks Pimp in the gut and breaks free from Ran with a back kick to the groin.

Pike: I don't care how big you are, that hurts!

Smooth picks up the chair and waffles Ran with it. Smooth then hits a piledriver on Pimp onto the chair.

Pike: Billy Bond clearly in control here!

Smooth, behind Ran, waits for him to get to his feet. Smooth runs, jumps and locks Ran’s head into a headlock. The Heavyweight Champ runs up the turnbuckles and springboards Ran into a…

Pike: Springboard Basildog (bulldog off of top turnbuckle)! Bond takes out Ran with a move used by one of his closes friends Basildon Bond!

Hunt: This can't be happening!

Pimp and Ran leave the ring, licking their wounds. Smooth stands tall in the ring, showered by cheers from the fans and gesturing for Pimp to come back and get some more.

---GZW Television Champion---

Nathaniel Davis walks into the Security Room of the GZW 2K1 Coliseum after his mysterious attack. Inside the room, the on-duty security guard is slumped over his desk unconscious. Davis rushes and check on him. The Entertainment Franchise gently lays the guard onto the floor before turning his attention back to the multiple monitors that show different angles and areas of the Coliseum.

Davis scans up and down each monitor until he comes to the one that shows the elevator area where Davis was mysteriously assaulted. The monitor is clearly marked Section A12. He looks down at the console and finds the corresponding VCR for it. He puts his finger into the VCR but it is empty.

Davis: Damn! Someone attacked me and doesn’t want me to know who it is. I suppose once I get to Scotland I’ll have to have a talk with Symon as he was the only witness to my attack.

The scene fades as Davis picks up the phone to call for help for the unconscious guard.

***

---Champion of the People and the GZW Commissioner---

[I Am Number One!!! Echoes around the arena bringing the crowd to their feet. T-Rex and Angel appear at the top of the ramp together. The two walk make their way down the ramp giving low fives to the crowd as they pass. T-Rex climbs into the ring and Angel follows in soon after. T-Rex calls for the mic and is given one as the music fades.]

T-Rex: What a reception I’m getting here.

[The crowd cheers even louder after being recognized.]

T-Rex: Now in just a few days Magic and I are going to engage in the one match the GZW is famous for and that’s the last man standing match. Now I’m not going to lie and say I’m not worried because I am. I mean come on; the last man standing match is one of THE most dangerous matches in the history of wrestling.

[He pauses momentarily to pace the ring and eyeball the ramp.]

T-Rex: Now Magic you and I go WAY back. I mean it was YOU who helped me make a name for myself back in the EWO. It was YOU who helped recruit me into the Forsaken. It was YOU who stood by me when everyone else was against me. Now it is YOU who must pay for the pain you’ve brought upon me these past few months.

[The anger in his eyes can be seen as he tries to regain his composure. Angel takes the mic from him before he can speak again.]

Angel: Now Magic I don’t know what’s gotten into you but whatever it is I don’t like it and these fans don’t like it. I mean the fans loved you and now they despise you even more than they hate Sincere.

[T-Rex leans on the top rope over looking the entrance way and eyeballs the entrance intently.]

Angel: Now Magic in just a few days you’re going to have to step into the ring with the man you helped create. However be warned that the student is now the teacher and it’s time to realize that.

[T-Rex walks over to Angel and grabs the mic from her as he walks back to the ring ropes over looking the entrance.]

T-Rex: So Sean if you can hear me then know this. At F:ZH you will step into the ring with me in that last man standing match and you will fall at my feet. I will be leaving this arena with the IC Title around my waist and your blood on my hands. Your reign as IC Champion is about to become….”Extinct!”

[“Number One” by Nelly rips into the arena once again as T-Rex and Angel start to leave the ring but before they can BRING THE VIOLENCE!! is screamed across the arena followed by “The Game” by Disturbed. The crowd looks to the entrance way as Jimmy Williams appears at the top of the ramp to a mixed reaction from the Scotland crowd. He reaches in his back pocket and pulls out a microphone and taps it to make sure it is on before speaking.]

Jimmy: Hey Nathan! You still rambling on about your match at F:ZH? Ya know that pussy match you like to call the big time. You haven’t hit the big time till you’re thrown into a match with 3 other guys all fighting it out for one title and having to rules on top of that. When you can say you’ve gone into an EXTREME fatal four way and came out alive then you will have officially hit the big times. What you’re going through is just foreplay baby.

Angel: (grabbing a mic) Foreplay huh? How about we skip the foreplay and get down to business.

Jimmy: I think someone already has from the looks of things.

[T-Rex charges the ropes but Angel holds him back before he can get outside the ring.]

Jimmy: What’s the matter Nathan? Can’t fight your own battles? Gonna have your woman fight for you now?

T-Rex: (grabbing the mic) Jimmy why don’t you come to the ring and make those accusations?

Jimmy: (laughing) You honestly think I’m stupid enough to walk down this ramp and get into the ring with you before my big match? You’re dumber than I thought you were. I mean come on.

T-Rex: Quit talking and get to walking. Let me show you who’s in the big times hot shot. Just let me get my hands around your throat and your match at F:ZH will be the least of your worries.

Jimmy: Ya know Nathan. I’d love to stay and shoot the bull with you but I’ve got a match to get ready for so we’ll finish this later.

T-Rex: Your damn right we will.

Jimmy: I’ve got an Extreme Title to win so I’ll cya around.

[“The Game” by Disturbed kicks back in as Jimmy tosses the mic down and disappears into the backstage area. T-Rex and Angel look at each other before T-Rex leaps over the top rope and makes a beeline for the backstage area. Angel climbs out and follows him as all three vanish into the back.]

***

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***

---Main Event: “Anti Bullying Policy” Diamond Sledge vs. “GZW’s Fightingest LightHeavyweight Champion” Justin Sharp---

Pike: Up next tonight’s main event as Diamond Sledge challenges “GZW’s Fightingest LightHeavyweight Champion” Justin Sharp for the LightHeavyweight Championship!

“Set It Off (Remix)” by P.O.D pumps through the Hampden Arena. Justin Sharp, LH belt around his waist, along with his girlfriend Jessica Wuchie come down the rampway to a chorus of boos. Right before the Pride member gets in the ring, a fan in the front row screams that he sucks, Justin jumps down and yells at the fan "Shut up fat boy before I kick your ass!"

Pike: Justin Sharp always one to speak his mind!

The crowd is becoming hotter; as “Funky Cold Medina” by Tone Loc hits and the crowd explodes as Diamond enters the Hampden Arena then following him is the PeaceKeeper advisor Anastasia. She has a huge smile on her face as she and Diamond walk down the rampway, slapping hands with the fans.

Pike: Diamond getting his much deserved shot at the LightHeavyweight Championship after the last time where Justin Sharp was disqualified for using brass knuckles on the “Anti Bullying Policy”!

Hunt: How many times does “GZW’s Fightingest LightHeavyweight Champion” have to beat the hell out of Diamond before the higher ups around here realize that he’ll never beat Justin Sharp!

The bell rings and both men come to the center of the ring. Justin and Diamond start trading punches with the PeaceKeeper coming out on top, getting the Pride Renegade off his feet. Diamond starts to kick the fallen LH Champ until Justin rolls out of the ring. This annoys the fans and Justin begins to yell at them. Diamond looks like he about to do a running plancha on to Justin, but Justin pulls Jess in front of him, stopping Diamond right at the ropes. Justin than grabs Diamond and pulls him out and tosses the Anti Bullying Policy into the guardrail headfirst.

Pike: What cowardice shown by Justin Sharp! He used Jessica as a shield!

Hunt: Cowardice you say...I say using what is at hand. And you know if you had Jessica at hand, you would use her too!

Pike: I'm happily married, mind you!

The LH Champ rolls Diamond back in and applies a chinlock. Ref Paulie Newman is asking Diamond if he quits, but Diamond spits out no. As Ref Newman is paying attention to Diamond, Justin puts his foot on to bottom rope to get extra leverage. Anastasia is going nuts outside, yelling at Ref Newman about Justin's cheating. Ref Newman looks up, but Justin moves his legs. Ref Newman goes back to checking on Diamond and Justin's legs go back to the ropes. Anastasia begins yelling again and pounding on the mat. Ref Newman looks up quickly and catches Justin's feet on the ropes. He begins to count for Justin to break the hold that the LH Champ does at the 4 count.

Hunt: Why the hell did he break that?

Pike: Because he was cheating Hunt!

Hunt: No he wasn't! Where’s Senior Referee Richard Dark? He’s the only the one who is suppose to be refereeing main events!

While the two commentators are exchanging witty banter the scene opens to El Gambit is still sat in the Spanish bar and if it’s physically possible, he’s even more drunk. He’s given up on the ponytail, and his hair is loose. There are a number of empties now, and the GZW show is on.

Upon a blithered request, the barman pours another tequila, and El G addresses him as he does.

El G:

“Esh mierda! I tell you! Esh mierda! Look at thatsh. That debilusho Jushchin Scharp ish defending MY title againsht Diamond Schledge! Diamond Scheldge! I’ve beatchen him loadsh of times… well, oncsh…”

The barman in nodding, humouring the drunken wrestler. El G grabs the guys arm.

El G:

“Look! Look! Mierda! Thosh nino idiotash! I’m better than both of them! I could kick their ashes… I hope they hurtsh eacsh other, and I can go and take whatsh mine! The GZW light-heavyweight title!”

El G throws his arms in the air… and loses his balance, falling off his barstool. The barman leans over the bar with a tolerant face that says ‘not again’.

Barman:

“Taxi, Mr. De Youwce?”

El G looks up, his eyes glazed…

El G:

“Yesh, pleashe!”

He slumps, and the scene faces.

Back in the ring, Justin Sharp picks up Diamond, but Diamond begins to fight back hitting gut shots on Justin. Diamond then nails a spin wheel kick flooring the LH Champ. Diamond than drops his knee on the prone Justin and picks him up. Diamond Irish whips Justin to the corner and charges but Justin gets his foot up, nailing Diamond in the face. Justin makes a quick retreat outside. Justin gets out of the ring right next to Anastasia. Justin begins yelling threats to her.

Pike: I can't believe he's threatening the always professional Anastasia!

Hunt: Hey, some women need to get slapped around!

Pike: The preceding comments do not reflect the opinions of the GZW!

As Justin gets closer to Anastasia, the GZW crew acting as security guards jump in front of her.

Hunt: That's the quickest I have seen those guys move when it didn't involve the donut table!

Pike: Anastasia is beloved by the staff here in the GZW, something about making really good cookies!

Justin is yelling at Anastasia, but does not see Diamond as he jumps over the top rope with a plancha. Diamond is pounds away on Justin. Diamond tosses Justin in and follows. Justin stands and gets kicked in the gut and Spike goes for a front facing stunner but Justin pushes him off. The force propels Diamond back into Ref Newman who gets sandwiched into the turnbuckle.

Pike: With Ref Newman down, looks who is coming down the rampway!

Symon, with a huge grin on his face, bounds down the rampway with great speed. Inside the ring Justin goes for a standing sidekick, but Diamond ducks it. Symon slides into the ring and nails Justin with Stainless Steele (superkick). Diamond turns around ready to attack Justin Sharp but instead receives a Stainless Steele as well.

Hunt: What is that chatterbox Symon doing?

Symon looks down at the two knocked out wrestlers and laughs. He drags Diamond onto Justin and slides out of the ring. Ref Newman comes to and crawls over to the pinning predicament.

1...2...

Pike: Three! Diamond Sledge wins it! We have a new LightHeavyweight Champion!

As Diamond gets up, unsure of what is really going on, Jess gets in the ring and proceeds to slap and kick at him. Diamond does nothing but cover himself up from the attack.

Hunt: What's wrong? Big bad Diamond can't take on a lil' girl?

Pike: Hunt; you know Diamond would never raise his hand to a woman!

Jess is beating on the covered up Diamond. Anastasia gets in the ring and charges at Jess and hits a sloppy spear. The PeaceKeeper advisor pulls the Wuchie sibling off her client. The two roll around the floor in a…

Hunt: Catfight™!!!!!!! (trademark Joey Styles)

The GZW security rushes into the ring and separates the two ladies. Ref Newman raises the hand of Diamond and gives him the LH belt. Justin stands up now aware that he has lost his title. Full of anger, Justin charges at Diamond but is cut off by a tackle.

Pike: Justin Sharp and Symon are now rolling around in the ring!

Hunt: I normally love the actions of Symon but he just “gave” the LightHeavyweight title to that little whiner Diamond Sledge!

The Hampden Arena crowd are on their feet as the security guards breaks them up and more officials flood the ring to help.

Pike: It’s not too late to order Fallout: Zero Hour, wrestling fans! Right here from the Hampden Arena in Glasgow, Scotland we will see you all next week!

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