Tuesday Crimson 19 Feb 2002

Presents

Tuesday Crimson 27 Feb 2002

Show opens with a shot of the parking lot. “The Enforcer” T-Rex rides into the GZW Coliseum in his Escalade. As he gets out and walks to the back of the SUV, out of nowhere, Justin Sharp runs up and knocks Rex down with a spinning heel kick. Rex falls hard down on the concrete. Sharp stands arrogantly over the fallen Champion of the People. Referees and officials hit the scene. Sharp gets a few stiff kicks to the ribs in on Rex before calmly walking away.

Sharp: See you later tonight....

*****

“Timebomb” by Godsmack rips the Coliseum as red pyro ignites around the entranceway and down the rampway. Fireworks explode into the air as the camera scans the capacity filled arena showing various signs, banners, and posters. One female sign states, “Damn Steph! I’ll go one-on-one with the Living Legend!!” Another sign reads, “Magic really must be crazy to think he has a chance against Novacaine!!” before the camera cuts to the announce table at ringside it shows a fan who has a tuxedo painted on his bare chest and has a rubber mask of “Smooth Operator” Billy Bond over his face. The fans is cheering frantically while holding up a replica GZW Heavyweight belt.

Hunt: How in the hell did that idiot get entrance into this show! These fans sure are mindless cattle cheering for Billy Bond, Donutboy!

Pike: Hunt, as witnessed at our last Crimson airing Billy Bond did capture the GZW Heavyweight Championship from Deacon Kane! Tonight the newly crowned king will be facing a fellow British native in the form of “Wrestling Franchise” Monarch!

Hunt: But this won’t be a title defense for Bond! Sincere, the Interim Deputy Commissioner has sanctioned this No Disqualification match for Monarch to simply dish out some much needed punishment to Billy boy for pinning Deacon Kane!

Pike: In the building tension of the tag team division, our first two matches will pit members of the Fierys and the StormRiders going against each other in singles matches!

Hunt: This division is so hot right now that no matter who is fighting whom it will be a barnstormer! Although all the teams involved are looking for the Tag team gold it seems as if they just want to beat each other down to prove who is better!

Pike: As witnessed at the top of the show, Justin Sharp and his other two members of Pride, Adam Cage and Maxx Pain, will lock it up in six man action against Nathaniel “Entertainment Franchise” Davis, “The Enforcer” T-Rex, and the current LightHeavyweight and Television Champion, “El Gambit” Santiago DeToucwes!

Hunt: Although I love the “el doble campeon” he has really lost some cool points with me for siding with T-Rex and Davis! Come on, El Gambit, you just should have taken your beating like a man and got revenge on Pride by yourself! You’re supposed to be the “Lone Wolf” for goodness sake!

Pike: In a long awaited match up, Novacaine finally gets his shot at the man he has been obsessing about since Novacaine debuted in GZW!

Hunt: Magic is history in this company, Donutboy! Kandi Fortune is going to make sure of that! So if Novacaine doesn’t end “The Forsaken One’s” career, which I’m sure he will, expect life to be much more harder for “The Desert Storm”!

Pike: Speaking of Magic, in a match that surely boggles everyone’s mind, Steph Fiery, the newlywed of Magic, will face “The Living Legend” Pimp Bizkit in a wrestling match for the Intercontinental Championship!

Hunt: If you ask me, I think the last of the original Bad Company has someone’s pockets lined in the Booking Committee! Pimp really is a Living Legend!

Pike: Time to jumpstart Tuesday Crimson!

---Outlaw Wales vs. Dameon---

Outlaw Wales appears in the entranceway with Prey following behind him. The duo make their way down to the ring without even looking at any of the numerous fans waving their hands into the aisle with the hopes of a high five from a GZW star. The duo gets in the ring and Wales does basic warm-ups while Prey talks into Wale’s ear.

Pike: This group calls themselves the StormRiders and they have ridden the storm of the tag team division the past weeks!

Hunt: Damn right! If it weren’t for Endangered Species, the StormRiders would be my hands on favorite to take those belts from Epic and Eclipse!

Dameon, son Hades, and Spice make their entrance. They look around the crowd and acknowledge the on looking fans. They make their way to the ring and give the fans the high fives they wanted earlier.

Hunt: Oh how cute. They are acknowledging the fans and giving high fives!

Dameon and Hades storm into the ring and Wales and Prey hustle out to the outside. Referee Sonny Bright signals for the bell.

Hades gives his father a good luck hug and then goes outside by his corner. Wales gets in the ring while Prey stands by his corner. Ref Bright signals for the combatants to get it on.

Wales and Dameon circle each other with their eyes locked on each other’s. They lock up into a grapple and test each other’s strength. Neither can get the other to budge. Wales breaks the hold with his right arm and twists Dameon’s left into a hammerlock. Before Wales can do anything else, Dameon nails him with an elbow to the head that causes Wales to break the hold and stumble back.

Pike: Dameon with a nice escape from the hammerlock!

Dameon charges Prey’s partner but Wales takes Dameon down with a drop toe hold and quickly rolls into an STF. The hold only lasts a moment as Dameon grabs the rope and Ref Bright breaks the hold.

Hunt: Wimp! Take it like a man!

Wales gets up and backs away as Dameon gets to his feet. The two circle each other again. They lunge at each other to lock up but Dameon comes in with a knee to Wales’s chest and then slams his head into a hard impact DDT. The eldest Fiery jumps onto the turnbuckle waiting for Wales to get up and when he does stumble to his feet, Dameon nails him hard with a missile dropkick, the impact sending him out of the ring to his partner Prey. Prey helps his partner up and says something in his ear. Wales gets back into the ring.

Pike: Even in single matches the tag team of the StormRiders still coexists as if they were in a tag team match. Eerie!

Hunt: Yeah, I know what you mean. Kind of like Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas! What the hell?

Dameon taunts at Wales to bring it, which gets a pop from the crowd and frustrates the HKWF Badd Bull. Wales runs towards Dameon but falls victim to a jumping clothesline. Dameon takes advantage of the winded Wales and does a springboard moonsault into a pin. The count by Ref Bright.

1…2…

Wales gets out just after two.

Dameon grabs Wales’s head and lifts him to his feet. With his hand on Wales’ head Dameon attempts an axe kick but is blocked and reversed into a cradle suplex by Wales.

Pike: What a reversal by Outlaw Wales!

Hunt: You are looking at the one half of the next GZW Tag Team Champions!

While Dameon is down Wales lands a quick leg drop then stands the wobbly man to his feet and nails Dameon with a superkick which sends Dameon out of the ring and to Prey’s feet. Ref Bright begins to count but Wales distracts him and turns his attention away from Dameon.

Prey begins to stomp on Dameon. Hades takes notice and runs over to save his father. By the time he gets to that side of the ring, Prey has already rolled Dameon into the ring, but it does not stop Hades from landing a flying elbow that knocks Prey down. Hades then goes back to his corner as Prey gets up.

Hunt: What a cheap shot by Hades! Blue boy will get his in the next match! Trust me!

Wales drags Dameon to the center of the ring and slaps on a dragon sleeper. Dameon is flailing his arm in pain. Prey turns to the crowd and signals that it’s over. Hades is pounding on the mat trying to prevent his father from passing out.

Pike: Outlaw Wales has got it locked in tight. Dameon is struggling for every last breath!

Hunt: Kind of like me sitting here! Use some deodorant, Donutboy!

Dameon, refusing to tap out, seems to have passed out despite his son’s attempts. Ref Bright starts the arm lift.

One up…and down.

Prey smiles, Hades slams on the mat hard three times: WHAM WHAM WHAM again and again the crowds starts a chant along with the slams “LET’S GO DAMEON”.

Two up…and limply falls down.

Wales tightens his grip, Prey starts to laugh, Hades slams the mat even harder, and the crowd gets louder.

WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! LETS GO DAMEON!

Third and last chance for Dameon to continue the match…and Dameon finds the strength within to hold his arm up. Hades and the audience go nuts. Prey’s smile fades away and Wales seems scared.

Pike: There is plenty of fight left in him yet!

Dameon tries to squirm out of the hold but Wales’ lock seems unbreakable. Wales gets worried and wastes no time in breaking the hold and starts stomping on the weakened Dameon. After numerous hard stomps from Wales, Dameon grabs the StormRider’s foot, twists, and throws Wales down with an ankle drag takedown.

Pike: Takedown by Dameon!

Dameon seems to have found his second wind fueled by his son and the crowd’s support and slams Wales with a series of clotheslines each time Wales gets up from the previous. When Wales finally can’t get back up, Dameon stands him up, kicks Wales in the gut and locks him into the Firestarter (gutwrench powerbomb) position. Dameon looks into the audience, who are on their feet with anticipation. Dameon lifts and slams Wales with one of his trademark moves right in the center of the ring. He goes for the cover.

1…2...

Out of nowhere flies in Prey with his Hate Kick (superkick) to Ref Bright’s head before he can count the three.

Pike: What the holy hell?

Hunt: Oops. Did Prey do that?

Prey then storms towards Dameon and kicks him hard in the head and follows with hard stomps.

Pike: Prey is relentless!

Without Prey noticing, Hades jumps to the top turnbuckle and nails the unaware Prey right in the face with a perfectly executed missile dropkick.

Pike: Hades with the save to his father and tag team partner!

Hades goes over to the delirious Prey and tosses him out of the ring and jumps out to follow, leaving Wales, Dameon, and Ref Bright in the ring all out cold.

Pike: Everyone is laid out in the ring!

Hunt: Guess Outlaw Wales wins this by countout!

Pike: Huh?

Wales and Dameon both start to crawl up to their feet. They are on opposite corners of the ring, both apparently weak and breathing hard, staring each other down. Ref Bright starts to show signs of life.

Wales suddenly charges at Dameon but is stopped with a kick to the face that spins Wales facing the way he came, his back to Dameon, holding his jaw.

Dameon quickly hops onto the middle turnbuckle, leaps towards the nearby hurt and delirious Wales, and in midair applies a reverse headlock, and crushes Wales with a reverse tornado DDT. He covers the completely knocked out Wales.

Ref Bright slowly come to and starts an even slower count

1…….

Pike: Come on Ref Bright count!

2…….

Prey gets halfway into the ring but is dragged back out by Hades who spins him around, kicks Prey in the gut and nails him with the Hades Drop (Angle slam).

Pike: Three! Dameon with a tremendous victory here tonight!

Hunt: Dameon defeats Outlaw Wales! Prey is going to destroy Hades in our next match!

Hades and Spice jump into the ring to join the victorious Dameon in the center of the ring, all three standing side by side with Spice in the middle, arms raised high. Wales and Prey, lay motionless where they lay as Dameon and company exit the ring and return to backstage.

---Interruption---

Three men, all bound by fate.

Adam Cage...a man searching for Pride, for gold, for revenge. A man to be reconed with....an Extremist at heart. His time has come, and all shall see how good it is to be, AC!

Maxx Pain...a captain in the ring, commanding respect and obedience. His time has come, and all who stand in his way shall feel the pain.

Justin Sharp...a man terrorized by his past, a father who hated him, an "Old Guard" which despises him, and the fans who once cheered for him, now hate him. His time has come, and all who oppose him shall find out that he is Sharp-4-Life!!

Pride....It's Our Time!!

Brought to the airwaves by Pride Incorporated™

*****

---No Disqualification Match: Prey vs. Hades---

Pike: What the hell was that? Who paid for those three thugs to broadcast their very own commercial on our airtime?

Hunt: Well it’s not really our airtime as I heard that all production of future shows is directly attributed to Victor Arkadian of Arkadian Enterprises™! Plus I heard from a little “Mouse” that Mr. Arkadian has some very strong underworld ties and I’m not talking about Satan!

Pike: Well this next match is set to be explosive after the match that just opened Crimson! A No DQ between the two smaller men of The Fierys and the StormRiders!

Hunt: Blood, blood and more blood! Can't wait!

Hades makes his way to the ring pushing a cart full of implements of pain. Hades takes a chair out of the cart and slides into the ring, waiting for Prey.

Pike: Due to the last match Dameon and Spice as well as Outlaw Wales have been barred from ringside for this matchup!

Prey is next coming down the rampway. He charges down the aisle and slides into the ring.

Hunt: Here we go!

When Prey gets in the ring, Hades starts off the match with a chair shot to the back. Prey staggers. Hades with another chair shot to the back. Prey drops to one knee. Hades runs, bounces off the ropes going for a swinging chair shot. But Prey with a dropkick, kicking the chair into the face of Hades.

Pike: Prey with a dropkick!

Hunt: And Hades with a face full of steel chair!

Prey lifts Hades back up to his feet. Prey takes the chair and smashes in over the head of Hades. Prey places the chair on the mat. Prey scoops up Hades and slams him onto the chair. Prey mounts Hades, laying in a series of right hands to the head. Prey lifts Hades back up to his feet. Prey has Hades set up for a piledriver on the chair.

Pike: If Prey hits this...

Hunt: Scrambled brains!

But Hades counters, taking Prey up and over with a back body drop. Prey slowly gets back up. Hades takes the chair and lays out Prey with a wicked chair shot to the face. Hades places the chair on the face of Prey. Hades bounces off the ropes and drops a legdrop, driving the chair into Prey's face. The cover by Dameon, but Prey kicks out.

Hunt: Whew! That was close!

Hades lifts up Prey. Hades with an Irish whip. Prey with a reversal. Hades comes off the ropes. Prey takes down Hades with a hurricanranna. Hades slowly gets up. Prey charges and clotheslines Hades over the top rope and out of the ring.

Prey gets on the apron. Hades slowly gets to his feet. Prey jumps off the apron and drops a double axhandle to the back. Prey takes Hades’ head and slams his face into the guardrail. Prey grabs the steel steps. Prey charges at Hades with the steps. But Hades drop toe hold on Prey, causing him to fall face first onto the steps he was carrying.

Pike: What a counter by Hades!

Hades looks to the fans as they cheer him on. Hades goes to his cart and pulls out a sledgehammer. Hades stalks his opponent as Prey slowly gets up. Hades swings the sledgehammer but Prey gets out of the way. The hammer hits the steps, causing a ringing echo in the Coliseum. Prey kicks Hades in the midsection. Hades drops the hammer. Prey hooks Hades’ head and drops his head to the mat with a DDT.

Hunt: Prey with a vicious DDT! Woohoo!

Prey grabs the sledgehammer. Prey with several kicks to the ribs of Hades on the floor. Prey raises the sledgehammer high in the air. He drops the hammer down, but Hades rolls out of the way.

Pike: That was close! Prey nearly busted Hades’ innards with that attempted sledgehammer shot!

Hades slowly pulls himself up using the ring apron. Prey grips the hammer and smashes it to the back of his leg. Hades collapses to the floor.

Pike: Chocolate covered Dunkin’ Donuts! No! Prey might have damn well crippled Hades with that shot to the leg!

Hunt: So young, so much promise...boo hoo!

Prey with another wicked sledgehammer to the leg of Hades. Prey spits on a fallen Hades. Prey lifts up Hades. The youngest Fiery hops up on his one leg, favoring the injured leg. Hades fights back with an elbow to the midsection. Hades rakes the eyes of Prey. Hades lunges forward and clotheslines Prey. Hades has trouble getting up with his injured leg, though.

Pike: Hades will not give up!

Hades pulls himself up using the steel rail. Hades, hobbling, lifts up Prey. Hades goes for a standing sidekick, standing on his good leg. But Prey catches the leg, which happens to be the bad leg. Prey takes Hades down and turns him over into a single leg half crab. Hades is in excruciating pain.

Pike: Prey with the half crab! This could finish him for good!

Ref Donald Fey asks if he wants to give up. Hades refuses. Prey locks in the half crab, sitting lower to the ground. Hades still refuses to give up. Ref Fey has no choice but to call the match.

Pike: Ref Fey has called the end of this match! Hades refuses to give up, but Ref Fey, using his good judgment has declared Prey the winner!

Hunt: Good judgment? He should have just let Prey snap that leg off of Hades, the stubborn little brat!

Pike: Stubborn, but Hades showed lots of heart here tonight!

Ref Fey pulls Prey off of Hades. Prey gets in a couple of stomps before he walks away. EMTs come down to the ring to attend to Hades.

---Backstage---

Backstage Paul “The Professional” Terry spots “The Far East Beast” Gideon walking down the hall.

Terry: Gideon, Gideon. Longtime no see!

Gideon: (surprised) Paul Terry. It is so very good to see you. The last time we were together was both our stints in United Japan Wrestling. Nathaniel had told me that he had spoken to you several weeks ago.

Terry: Yeah. I’ve been quite busy getting everything situated around my office. Mind if I get a backstage interview on your thoughts concerning Davis’ involvement in the Six-man match with T-Rex and El Gambit against Pride?

Gideon: I have no problem with that at…

Before Gideon can mouth anything else he is blindsided from behind. Terry quickly moves out of the way, as Maxx Pain, Adam Cage, and Justin Sharp stand over Gideon. The Peacekeeper tries to get to his feet, but as he gets to his knees, Cage drops an elbow to his back, flattening him to the ground. Sharp picks him up and leans him against the wall for support.

Putting his hands up as if measuring Gideon, Sharp spins and hits Gid in the throat with a spinning roundhouse kick. Gid slides down the wall, gasping for air as Paul Terry looks on in shock.

Maxx Pain lifts up Gid and places his head in-between his legs. With simple ease, Maxx lifts up Gid in the powerbomb position, turns, and crashes the “Far East Beast” through a nearby table with the Career Ender (high angle powerbomb).

The three overly “Pride-ful” men turn to Paul Terry. “The Professional” stands his ground although visibly scared. Maxx grabs the microphone Terry has and Cage pushes Terry forcibly out of the way.

Maxx: (talking into mic) Pride is forever!! Nathaniel Davis, T-Rex, and El Gambit your asses are ours!!!

*****

---Novacaine vs. “The Forsaken One” Magic---

“Bittersweet” by Fuel blares from the speakers as Magic, the “Desert Storm” confidently strolls down the ramp to the ring. The crowd gives a mixed reaction and a few diehard fans slap his hands as he passes. Once in the ring, Magic loosens up and cracks his neck, eyes never leaving the stage as he waits for his opponent.

“Youth of the Nation” by P.O.D. signals the arrival of Magic's challenger, the masked Novacaine. The lights dim, all eyes go to the stage waiting for the malformed Brutality King to come to the ring.

Pike: Wait! Someone’s sneaking up behind Magic!

Nova has come out of the crowd and dives into the back of Magic's knees. Both men drop in a jumble of limbs and blows as Ref Paulie Newman calls for the bell.

Nova, on top of the prone Magic, rains down lefts and rights to the head and shoulders. He slides around and tries to hook in a crossface in the early seconds of the match.

Pike: Novacaine, going for the win all most immediately!

Magic doesn't let Nova hook in the hold and rolls out of the way and gets to his feet. His psychotic grin tells everyone that he won't go down that easy. He closes in on Nova and stomps the masked maniac twice in the back. He reaches down and picks Nova up to a vertical base and sets him up in a forearm toss. He flips Nova up and over landing hard in the center of the ring.

Pike: Novacaine's back is feeling the storm!

Hunt: Leave the puns to me Donutboy!

Magic drops an elbow, another, one more on its way, but Nova rolls out under the ropes and out of the ring. Nova, taunts Magic. Magic charges to the ropes and reaches over at Nova, but Nova grabs the Desert Storm by the ankles and pulls him out of the ring.

Both men exchange punches back and forth with Magic getting the advantage and whipping Nova into the "safety rail". A fan on the other side of the rail has a dry erase board that has the slogan "How to live life? Rude, Rugged, and Raw baby!"

Hunt: That's the way I like sex too!

Magic moves in on Nova and whips him across to the opposite rail. He charges in right after with a clothes line that should be illegal but Nova ducks and throws a shoulder into Magic's knee. Magic doubles over. Nova slams Magic's head into the railing and then holds Magic's head real close to his own, and then, with the other hand hits home with a roundhouse clothesline that sends Magic flailing backwards onto the floor.

Hunt: Feel the storm yourself!

Nova drops a knee to the upper arm of Magic. He grabs Magic by the ankles and spins him around on his back so that his head is now pointing toward the rail. He spreads Magic's legs, and delivers a headbutt to the "lower extremities".

Pike and Hunt: OUCH!!

The crowd starts booing and chanting for Magic. Nova grabs Magic by the hair and whips him across the floor. As Nova charges in with a clothesline, Ref Newman intervenes and orders both men back into the ring. Nova dives under the ropes to break the count and then comes right back out to continue his assault on the still dazed Magic.

Hunt: Something about this Novacaine reminds me of someone! It’s on the tip of my tongue but I just can’t figure it out!

Nova with a chop to Magic, another, and another. Each time Magic stands a little taller, another chop Magic feels nothing. Magic lets out a bestial “ROAR” that awakens the crowd. Magic blocks the next chop and spins Nova around to pin him between himself and the railing.

The dry erase board now states, "Tate Troublesome is really Novacaine!" Magic with a chop of his own and then an overhead chop that makes everyone shrivel at the sound of the contact. Nova's head droops. Magic with a flurry of blows that leaves Nova fending off imaginary blows even after Magic has stopped.

Pike: Novacaine is getting the crap beat out of him now!

Magic rips the dry erase board from the stunned fan and brings it crashing down onto the head of Nova. The sign breaks into fist-sized pieces of particleboard. Magic picks Nova up in a scoop slam and tosses him over the railing and into the crowd. Magic roars and the crowd joins him. He jumps up onto the top of the rail and waits....

Nova gains his feet and sees the impending collision with Magic one instant before Magic connects with a dropkick. Nova throws a chair in the way that causes magic to miss. Nova quick on the offense rushes in and hits a knee lift on Magic. Nova throws Ref Newman out of the way and tosses Magic back against the railing. He backs up to get a running start and charges in.

Pike: Look out!

Magic slips to the right and Nova's spear connects only with the railing and his head. Magic hooks a quick suplex and suplexes Nova up and over the railing, back onto the floor, around the ring area. Magic vaults over the railing and picks up Nova and rolls him back into the ring. Nova scuttles to the far corner and uses the corner to get back on his feet.

Pike: The Desert Storm cannot be stopped!

Hunt: Blah, blah, blah...all this heroic crap!

Magic jumps onto the apron and then straddles the top rope to get back into the ring. Novacaine with a quick rush, ducks a big boot from Magic…

Pike: WOWSERS! A forearm shot to the groin area of Magic!

Magic hops around trying to shake off the affects of the blow. He turns around and Nova connects with the Brutal Redemption spear and punches.

Pike: Chocolate covered Dunkin’ Donuts!

Hunt: You got him!...pin! PIN!

Nova circles his downed opponent and it looks as if the Sin Mask II has a predatory grin. He dives in to hook on a crossface. Ref Newman checks for the tap out. Magic shakes off Ref Newman and the crowd starts to stomp and chant. Magic gets his knees under him and then gets to one foot.

Pike: Magic has just stood up! He has Novacaine on his shoulders!

Magic falls backwards bringing Nova down onto and then flipping over the top rope. He crashes and folds onto the floor below.

Pike: Wowsers! That had to break something!

Magic howls to the ceiling and the crowd pops. Magic slides out of the ring and tosses Novacaine back in.

Magic quickly climbs to the top turnbuckle and signals for....

Pike: The Abra Kadabra! Here it comes...

As Magic comes flying down with the elbow drop, Nova reaches into his pants and pulls out a white powdery substance that he unleashes into the incoming face of Magic. Nova rolls out of the way as Magic crashes onto the Coliseum floor blinded.

Hunt: How do you like that Forsaken punk?

Nova lifts Magic up. Nova falls to his knees and low blows the blinded Desert Storm.

Pike: This could be the set up for Novacaine’s finisher!

Hunt: Say goodbye Magic!

Nova lifts Magic up and lifts him into a cradle piledriver position. Magic manages to get his right hand on the back of Nova’s head. Nova drops Magic with…

Pike: Genocide! But look! As Novacaine brought Magic down in that cradle piledriver, Magic managed to hold on to Novacaine’s mask and he has pulled it off!

Magic is laid out on the floor with the Sin Mask II in his right hand. Novacaine stands up with an evil look on his face. The capacity crowd that realizes who Novacaine really is let out a collective gasp.

Pike: CHOCOLATE COVERED DUNKIN’ DONUTS!! It can’t be!!!

Hunt: I told you this guy was familiar to me! Eric “Complete Chaos” Montair has returned! C2 the greatest LightHeavyweight Champion to ever grace the GZW has come home!

Nova pays little attention to the crowd. He lifts up Magic again and locks on a cobra clutch. With remarkable strength, Nova suplexes Magic with a cobra clutch suplex causing Nova’s bitter enemy to land on his head.

Pike: Pills Come Addiction!

Hunt: Can you imagine if Montair would have never left the GZW? He surely would have been a top contender to the Heavyweight Championship if not already holding it!

Nova throws Herbert Torres out of his seat and takes his chair. Ref Newman calls for the bell to count out both men. Walking over to Magic with a sadistic smile, Nova pounds away on the head of Magic with constant chair shots. After five or six chair shots Nova raises his arms in the air in complete victory. A blooded, powdered, and beaten Magic lays unconscious on the floor.

Hunt: Now I know what he means by “PhD in the division of sinology”!

Pike: The legend of Eric “C2” Montair has been in our midst for months! What a coup!

---Before heading to a commercial break---

A camera backstage shows El Gambit walking to the ring with his hands heavily taped and with his cosh. Another one shows T-Rex ignoring medical attention and making his way to the ring. Another camera shows Nathaniel Davis, who has just arrived at the Coliseum, in the locker room checking on his friend, Gideon. Seeing as he is okay, the Entertainment Franchise exits the room and heads to the ring.

Another camera shows Justin Sharp, Adam Cage and Maxx Pain walking down the hallway.

Pike: The six-man tag...it's next!!!

---Commercial Break---

The scene zooms into a darkened ring, red lights flash on in three circles and "in the End" By Linkin Park begins to play.

"It starts with one..."

Justin Sharp steps into the first circle and the camera zooms in on his cold face.

"I've tried so hard and got so far! But in the end it doesn't even matter! I had to fall to lose it all, but in the end it doesnt even matter!"

Shots are shown of Justin using his moves, The Hydra and the Sharp Slam.

"Things aren’t the way they were before, you wouldn't recognize me anymore..."

Maxx Pain steps into the second circle.

"I've tried so hard and got so far! But in the end it doesn't even matter! I had to fall to lose it all! But in the end it doesn't even matter!"

Shots are shown of Maxx Pain dominating the GZW Ring, using the Career Ender to perfection.

"I've put my trust in you...."

Adam Cage steps out into the third and final circle.

"I've tried so hard! And got so far! But in the end it doesn’t even matter! I had to fall to lose it all but in the end it doesn't even matter!"

Shots are shown of Adam Cage winning the Extreme Title, and of him using the Nova of various opponents.

"In The End It Doesn't Even Matter....."

The three circles containing the Pride members go out, and the scene fades out to black and "Pride Is Forever" shows across the screen.

*****

In the tradition of the latest reality television shows, GroundZero Enterprises presents The Real GZW: Uncensored! See what happens backstage at the GroundZero Wrestling 2K1!

Footage shown: Seth Richards is on the phone, not knowing that he is being taped. "Yes, can you please have my pants dry cleaned by tonight? I've got an important announcement to make in the ring and I can't go out there with cum stained pants! Do you know who I am?!?"

-Brent Wellington III watching a Britney Spears video...with his hand near his "lower extremities". "Oops, you did it again, Britney? You can do it anytime you want..."

-The “Living Legend” Pimp Bizkit and a GZW female intern sneaking off into his dressing room.

-Alexander Hunt trying to pick up some ladies in his "Lovemobile". Hunt pulls up next to two ladies in his white convertible Cadillac. "Hey ladies, what about you two and me making a little meat sandwich? You two got the buns and I've got the sausage!" SLAP!!! Hunt gets slapped across his face.

-Diamond Sledge having a stimulating debate about nuclear physics…with a garbage man!

All this and more behind the scenes footage of the GZW! In stores now on video and DVD!

*****

Coming March 17th 2002. The first in a series of six pay-per-views over the year culminating in the mega event known as Aftermath. Fallout: Zero Tolerance begins a new era in closed circuit televised viewing. Buy any two pay-per-view events and receive Aftermath absolutely free of charge.

Call your local cable company now and reserve Fallout: Zero tolerance now!!

Brought to you by Victor Arkadian of Arkadian Enterprises ™

*****

---Six Man Tag Team Match: Pride vs. Nathaniel “Entertainment Franchise” Davis, “The Enforcer” T-Rex, and “El Gambit” Santiago De Touwce---

Pike: This is going to be an all out war! There is no love lost between these two teams!

Hunt: Screw all the clichés, Donutboy! Let's get these six men in the ring and "Let's get ready to rumb...."

“Cocky” by Kid Rock hits the speakers. The fans jeer and boo as Pride makes their way to the ring. Adam Cage, the Ragin’ Shotgun, leads the way with his dark and brooding demeanor. The massive Maxx Pain slowly makes his way down the ramp. Justin Sharp arrogantly walks down the aisle, giving the fans the middle finger salute. All three men stand in the ring.

Hunt: There they are, Donutboy! Pride! Maxx Pain, Justin Sharp and Adam Cage! Three men who have put the GZW on notice that it is their time to shine!

“Violent Mood Swings” by Stabbing Backwards plays. The fans erupt with a mixed reaction as El Gambit steps out onto the stage. He looks out to the capacity crowd as if to salute them and than frowns his face up in contempt. El G walks down the ramp and stands at the bottom of the aisle as...

“Bad To The Bone” by George Thorogood and The Destroyers blasts on the speakers. The Franchise of the GZW, Nathaniel Davis steps out onto the stage to a roaring ovation. Davis walks down the aisle carrying a kendo stick. Davis looks at El G wearily as both men now wait at the bottom.

“I AMMMMM NUMBERRRRRR ONEEEEE!!!!”

The familiar call blares on the arena speakers. The fans explode with cheers as the "Enforcer" T-Rex walks out onto the stage. The Champion of the People meets his partners at the bottom of the ramp and gives them high fives. The three men enter the ring. All six men stand in the ring as the tension builds.

Pike: Nathaniel Davis and Adam Cage start off the match for both teams. The Entertainment Franchise and the Ragin’ Shotgun. The two men tie up. Cage comes out of it with an armbar, wrenching on Davis’ arm. Cage hammers on the arm with punches. Irish whip by Cage. Davis off the ropes ducks a clothesline. Davis off the far ropes and nails a Cover Story (cross body splash) on Cage! Cage kicks out at one. Both men up and Nathaniel Davis clothesline Adam Cage! Davis lifts Cage back up and twisting his arm in a standing armbar. Tag made to the Enforcer T-Rex. T-Rex in the ring lays in some stiff punches on Cage!

Hunt: Is it me or as Magic and T-Rex move further away from each other, the closer Pimp and T-Rex become?

Irish whip by Rex. Cage off the ropes and taken down with a hiptoss by Rex. Cage back up and Rex with a scoop slam. The fans are cheering wildly as their champion lifts up Cage and beats him down in the corner with punches and kicks. Rex whips Cage diagonally across the ring to the opposite corner. Cage avoids hitting the corner by sliding in a baseball slide and popping back up. Rex charges at him with a clothesline, but Cage ducks. Rex turns around. Cage grabs him and tosses him with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex.

Pike: Nice move by Adam Cage! Cage tags in Maxx Pain! The Dream Stealer and Cage whip T-Rex to the ropes. A pair of back elbows by two thirds of Pride!

Hunt: Great teamwork by Pride! But then what do you expect from such great athletes?!?

Cage goes back to the corner. With Rex down, Maxx blatantly chokes him with his bare hands. Maxx lifts Rex up to his knees. Maxx nails Rex in the body and head with stiff pinpoint "decapitating" kicks.

Hunt: Maxx Pain's world famous decapitator kicks!

Pike: Maxx Pain using T-Rex's body as a kicking bag!

Rex is still on his knees. Maxx steps back a step and goes for a "knockout" kick to the face, but Rex catches his leg. Rex gets up to his feet, pulls Maxx towards him by the leg and clotheslines him.

Pike: What a counter by T-Rex! T-Rex makes the tag to El Gambit! The LightHeavyweight and Television Champion with a springboard dropkick nails Maxx Pain! Pain now gets up slowly, but El Gambit is on him, kicking and stomping on his arch nemesis, beating him into the corner! With Pain seated in the corner, El Gambit backs up, runs in and nails Pain in the face with a knee! That will knock a tooth or ten out!

El G lifts Maxx up and drops him with a bulldog out of the corner. With Maxx down, El G grabs Maxx by the hair and repeatedly slams the back of Maxx's skull into the mat.

Pike: El Gambit slamming Maxx Pain's head into the canvas over and over again!

Hunt: El Gambit isn’t a double champion for nothing! He did beat the hell out Maxx Pain to win the Television title in the first place!

El G lifts Maxx up to his feet. Irish whip by El G, reversal by Maxx. As El G is heading into the ropes, Justin Sharp pulls down the top rope. Maxx distracts Ref Patricia Albertson as Sharp and Cage stomp the hell out of El G.

Pike: Pride working on El Gambit out on the floor!

Hunt: Deja vu!

Sharp rolls El G back into the ring. Maxx goes over to him and stomps him in the ribs. Maxx lifts El G up and tags Sharp. The Dream Stealer drops him with a backbreaker on the knee. Maxx holds him across on his knee. The new legal man Sharp leaps off the top rope and nails El G with a guillotine leg drop off of Maxx's knee.

Pike: Great tag team moves by Pride! Justin Sharp with the cover! But El Gambit kicks out at two. The arrogant Sharp lifts up El Gambit and drops him throat first on the rope with a stun gun!

Hunt: Why couldn’t El Gambit just click with Pride? None of this would be happening to him right now!

Sharp now lifts up El G and chokes him on the middle rope. With El G's neck on the middle rope, Sharp slingshots out the ring and drops a legdrop to the back of El G's neck. Sharp slides back into the ring, pulling Ref Albertson next to him to distract her. Meanwhile, Cage gets into the ring and holds El G's legs as his neck is still on the middle rope. With El G held suspended by the ropes and Cage holding him, Maxx climbs up to the top rope, leaps off and drops a knee to the small of the back.

Pride: Another innovative tag team move by Pride as Justin Sharp had Ref Albertson distracted!

Cage and Maxx go back to the corner as Sharp lifts El G up and drops him with a belly to back suplex. Sharp tags in Cage. The Ragin’ Shotgun gets into the ring and kneels on one knee. Sharp whips El G to the ropes. El G off the ropes. Sharp takes him down with a drop toehold, sending El G face first onto Cage's knee.

Pike: Ouch! What a move by Pride! El Gambit is in some serious trouble here!

Hunt: Damn right he is!

Rex and Davis get the crowd cheering as they try to rally El G. Cage lifts up El G and drops him with an inverted vertical suplex. With El G face down on the mat, Cage sits on his back and locks on a camel clutch on El G, the whole while looking at Davis.

Pike: Adam Cage taunting Nathaniel Davis with the Entertainment Center! He may rip his head off! But El Gambit will not give up! Cage breaks the hold and stomps on the small of the back. Cage lifts El Gambit up to his feet. Irish whip by Adam Cage. El Gambit off the ropes, ducks a Cage clothesline, bounces off the far ropes and nails Cage with a jumping calf kick! El Gambit needs to make the tag! He's crawling towards the corner...tag to Nathaniel Davis! The Entertainment Franchise climbs up to the top turnbuckle. Adam Cage up to his feet. Davis flies off the top and levels him with a Headliner (top turnbuckle clothesline)! (Fans pop)

Davis lifts Cage up and drops him with a falling neckbreaker. Davis lifts Cage up to his feet. Whip by Davis, reversed by Cage. As Davis hits the ropes, Sharp kicks him in the back of the head. Davis staggers forward and Cage drops him with a Nova (flowing DDT). An enraged Rex goes to the floor, runs over to the Pride corner and pulls Sharp off the apron.

Pike: T-Rex was not going to stand for Justin Sharp's cheating ways! The two men are now brawling into the crowd! Meanwhile back in the ring, Cage with a piledriver drops the Entertainment Franchise on his head! Adam Cage with the cover!

1…2…

Pike: No! Davis kicked out! Amazing! Cage makes the tag to Pain. The Dream Stealer gets into the ring and rocks Davis with right hands. Irish whip by pain. Nathaniel Davis off the ropes ducks a mafia kick by Pain. Davis off the far ropes and nails Pain with the Hot Off The Press (spear)!

The fans cheer wildly as both men are down. Davis crawls to the corner and tags in the El G. El Gambit slingshots into the ring. Maxx gets up to his feet, but walks into punches from El G. Irish whip by El G. He sees Maxx coming off the ropes and hits a high impact hurricanranna.

Pike: What impact on that move! Uh oh, Maxxine's up on the apron to distract Ref Albertson! El Gambit goes over towards her. Pain sneaks up behind El Gambit and nails him with a lowblow from behind! Pain hooks El Gambit's neck with two hands...Chaos Bomb! (two handed sitdown powerbomb) Pain with the cover!

1…2…

Pike: No! Maxx Pain cannot believe it! The Dream Stealer gets in Ref Albertson's face to argue the count!

Hunt: That was a slow count! Even you could see that, Donutboy!

An angry Maxx kicks Ref Albertson in the gut and drops her three times with Operation Pain (three consecutive powerbombs).

Pike: Chocolate covered Dunkin’ Donuts! Maxx Pain took out Ref Patricia Albertson! I may not be the official, but I'd say that's a disqualification! Now Adam Cage enters the ring and the two men stomp on El Gambit! But Nathaniel Davis gets into the ring and Hot Off The Press (spear) Adam Cage!

Cage rolls out of the ring. Davis gives chase and the two men fight up the ramp and onto the stage as Maxx stomps on El G in the ring.

Pike: What a situation we have here! The Dream Stealer is kicking away on Gibraltar’s Finest Wrestler in the ring as Adam Cage and Nathaniel Davis are going at it on the stage! But wait! Look who's here!

Hunt: The BlackHearts! Deacon Kane and Sincere!

Sincere nails Adam Cage from behind with a double ax handle. Davis turns around and gets a face full of big boot by Deacon. The ex-Heavyweight Champion lifts Davis up to his feet and chokeslams him off the stage.

Pike: Wowsers! Deacon Kane tossed his older brother off the stage and down to the concrete floor below!

Hunt: But wait! The Interim Deputy Commissioner's got an idea in his sick and twisted mind!

The Jade Dragon lifts up Cage. Sincere sets up Cage near the edge of the stage with a standing headscissors. Sincere underhooks his arms and lifts Cage up and...

Pike: Sincere leaps off with a Sincerely Yours (double underhook powerbomb) off the stage! $H!T ON ME!!!!! Sincere sent his own body and Adam Cage off the stage and down through a table to the concrete floor below! He's not just sadistic to others, but to his own body!

The fans are on their feet, chanting "GZW". Back in the ring, Maxx lifts El G up to his feet. Maxx nails El G in the midsection with several stiff kicks. Maxx follows up with one extremely stiff roundhouse, dropping El G to the mat. The Dream Stealer reaches into El G’s pants and pulls out El G's cosh.

Pike: Maxx Pain’s got El Gambit’s cosh! Talk about insult to injury! He's going to nail him with his own trademark weapon!

The fans boo as Maxx holds his arms out in a crucifix while holding the cosh. El G up to one knee, slowly getting up. Maxx is about to hit El G with the cosh, but the double champion is back up. El G kicks him in the midsection. Maxx drops the cosh. The fans erupt as El G picks up the weapon. El G swings for Maxx's head, but the Dream Stealer quickly ducks it and rolls out of the ring.

Pike: Maxx Pain leaves the ring in a hurry as El Gambit was going to just clobber him with the cosh!

The fans are on their feet as El G stands in the ring, motioning for Maxx Pain to come back. The Dream Stealer heads back up the ramp and yells at El Gambit, "I'll see you at Zero Tolerance!"

---In the parking lot---

The camera zooms in on the GZW Tag Team Champions, What Money Can Buy “Mr. Risky Business” Epic and “Bad Attitude” Eclipse loading their bags into the trunk of their rental car. “Hey pretenders” are the only things they hear as they are attacked with shots from metal bats.

The camera pulls out to show Endangered Species, Elijah Threatt and Joseph “Lost Soul” Synger wailing away on the bodies of the Tag Champions. “Sexy Bitch” Devotion is jumping up and down cheering on her men.

Coming off the elevator is fellow WMCB members, Manic Depression and “Money Maker” Dice Morgan. Dice seeing his stablemates getting the beat down eagerly advances, but the ever silent Manic grabs his arm.

Dice: Wasup, Manic? Epic and Eclipse are getting beat down by those punks Endangered Species. Let’s go help them!!

Manic: (stepping back into elevator) Not our problem. That’s the Tag Team Champions problem.

Dice looks back at the brutal scene and than at Manic, who looks at him uncaring. Shrugging his shoulders, Dice steps into the elevator leaving Endangered Species to be victimized.

---Intercontinental Championship Match: Stephanie Fiery vs. “The Living Legend” Pimp Bizkit---

“Can’t See The Signs” introduces the self-proclaimed Living Legend, the reigning Intercontinental Champion Pimp Bizkit. He comes down the rampway as the fans show their "love" for him with boos, obscenities and flying beer cups. Pimp, as obnoxious as always, blows kisses to his adoring public.

Hunt: He is so nice that he even shows love to these rude idiots! Gotta love him!

Pike: Yeah, I love him as much as a bad case of hemorrhoids!

Next comes Steph, the wife of the Magic. She comes down to the ring with a determined look on her face as “I Wanna Be Bad” by Willa Ford plays. A fan reaches out and grabs her in the aisle. Steph just turns towards the fan and levels him with one backhanded slap.

Pike: Pimp better not be so cocky tonight as Steph means business!

Hunt: Just how I like 'em! Fiesty!

Steph is on the Coliseum floor as Pimp arrogantly holds the ring ropes open for her.

Hunt: What a nice guy!

Pike: We'll see how long this niceness lasts!

Steph, being the smart girl she is, climbs the steps and enters the ring from the other side. Pimp lets go of the ropes with an expression as if he were saying, "oh well."

Hunt: The good thing about this match besides we get to see some T&A and the Living Legend in action, but no boring Magic!

Pike: We have yet to hear any word on the condition of Magic since his earlier injuries in his match against Eric “Novacaine” Montair!

Referee Sonny Bright rings the bell starting the match. Pimp and Steph circle the ring, eyeing each other, Pimp loving what he sees.

Hunt: I think she likes him! She's got that look in her eye!

Pike: You mean the same look that all these fans have, the look of disdain?

The two competitors lockup. Pimp with a duck under gets behind Steph and applies a rear waistlock, grinding his lower region into Steph’s backside. Steph with a back elbow, trying to escape. But Pimp ducks the elbow and releases the waistlock anyway. Pimp grabs Steph's butt before he backs away.

Pike: Did you see that? The nerve and audacity of Pimp Bizkit!

Hunt: I think Steph came onto him first! Remember she did kiss him last month!

Steph, shocked and appalled, walks toward a smirking Pimp. WHAP!!! A loud slap by Steph across the face of Pimp.

Pike: Ouch! That will teach him to go grabbing women!

Hunt: Can you really blame him though? Look at her!

With the taste just slapped out of his mouth, Pimp quickly applies a side headlock on Steph. Pimp grinds in the headlock. Steph tries to shoot Pimp off, but the “Human Miracle” keeps the hold on tight.

Pike: Someone in the Booking Committee must really be in favor of Pimp as the Intercontinental Champion because he has had nothing but easy opponents for the majority of his title reign!

Hunt: How dare you blasphemy against the Living Legend!

Steph does manage to get to the ropes for a rope break. Pimp lets go just before Ref Bright's five count. Steph rubs her sore neck as Pimp jaws with some fans at ringside. Pimp moves in on Steph, driving several forearm shots to her back.

Hunt: That Pimp, he likes to hit it from the back!

Pike: Watch your mouth!

Hunt: What?!

Pimp holds up Steph's head by her hair and pulls her close to him. Pimp blows a kiss to Steph. She can take no more. Steph kicks Pimp right between the legs, connecting right in Pimp's "family jewels."

Pike: He doesn't feel so nice after that kick!

Steph lifts up Pimp, who is still clutching his lower extremities. Steph hooks his head and drops him with a sloppy DDT. The cover by Steph but Pimp kicks out. Steph lifts Pimp up and shoves him into the corner. Steph connects with several kicks to the ribs. Steph goes to whip Pimp into the opposite corner. Pimp reverses, sending Steph into the corner. She hits the turnbuckle hard. Pimp charges in, but Steph gets out of the way. Pimp hits the turnbuckle face first. Steph gets behind the IC Champ and rolls him up with a schoolboy pin. Ref Bright with the count.

Pike: This could do it!

1…2…

Pike: Pimp Bizkit kicks out! So close!

Hunt: What in the hell does Steph see in the nutcase Magic anyway?

Steph and Pimp both slowly get to their feet. Steph lunges at Pimp. Pimp ducks under and gets behind her. Pimp pulls Steph's bra strap and snaps it against her back.

Pike: What the hell?

Hunt: Ah, memories of middle school!

Steph outraged over Pimp pulling her bra strap, turns around and goes for a big slap across the face. But Pimp ducks the slap, hooks Steph's waist from behind and drops her on the back of her head with a release German suplex.

Pike: Chocolate covered Dunkin’ Donuts! What impact!

Hunt: And no punk Magic out here to save her, thanks to the returned Eric “Novacaine” Montair! Woohoo!

Pimp looks to the crowd and taunts the fans as Ref Bright checks to see if Steph is still conscious. Pimp stands in a ready position as she very slowly gets to her feet. Steph gets to her feet and...

Pike: Bang! A superkick! Pimp connects with his a superkick! Pimp could have hurt this young lady!

Hunt: All these divas of the GZW should have took a lesson from Celestia “Mooncat” L’yark! You see she finally smarted up and went back to doing women chores!

The cover. The count.

1…2...

Pike: Three! Pimp Bizkit wins the match and retains the Intercontinental title!

Hunt: As if there was any doubt!

Pimp has his hand raised in victory and Ref Bright gives him his IC belt. The Living Legend then makes his way back up the rampway as the fans let him have it, showering him with boos.

Hunt: The fans are just jealous! You go, boy!

Before Pimp can turn around to walk behind the curtain, a tattered and torn Magic barrels out and cracks Pimp in his back with his personalized sledgehammer, sending Pimp crumpled to the ground. Magic, obviously not seen medically due to him still be bloodied and powdered, brings the sledgehammer down upon Pimp’s back again. The crowd explodes with boos for the one time fan favorite.

Pike: Wowsers! Magic has flipped! Someone stop this madman!

Hunt: Just like the sneaky weasel I always knew Magic to be! Attack the Living Legend after he has had a grueling match!

As Magic raises the sledgehammer over his head, the very pregnant Angel waddles onto the entranceway. As quickly as she can, she covers her fallen brother by facing Magic. The Forsaken One lowers the sledgehammer as Angel begs him to stop. Magic looks around, surveying the crowd, but he is met with a resounding boo.

Pike: Is Angel crazy? She shouldn’t be out there risking her health as well as the unborn child she is carrying!

Hunt: The punk Magic wouldn’t hit Angel! Would he?

As Angel pleads a sinister smile crosses the blood and powder caked face of Magic. He raises the sledgehammer back over his head, ready to smite Angel.

Pike: $h!t on me! Magic has completely lost it!

Hunt: Even I don’t condone this!

The hammer comes up to its highest arc, but before it can come down in it’s swooping motion, a huge hand can be seen grabbing it below the head. A stunned Magic turns around and looks up to see an extremely pissed off…

Pike: T-Rex!

While still holding the hammer, Rex reaches over with his other hand and grabs Magic around his throat. The Enforcer lifts up his ex-best friend, dangling him above the stage.

T-Rex: (furious) You want to attack my wife, you cowardly bastard?!

Pike: Magic has just angered the one man he never should have!

Hunt: They both still suck if you ask me! Fighting like a bunch of schoolgirls!

Before the Champion of the People gets to issue any type of punishment to the Desert Storm, from the backstage comes Justin Sharp, metal chair in hand.

Pike: That cocky little Justin Sharp just laid out T-Rex with repeated chair shots and inadvertently saved Magic!

Hunt: T-Rex should have never turned his back on Justin Sharp even if Sharp was nowhere to be seen!

Pike: Go to a commercial!

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*****

---Main Event: Non-Title Heavyweight Championship: “Wrestling Franchise” Monarch vs. “Smooth Operator” Billy Bond---

Pike: Up next, GZW Heavyweight Champion Billy Bond is set to face the sadistic, the vile, the downright maniacal BlackHeart, Monarch in a No Disqualification match! This match was set up by Interim Deputy Commissioner Sincere not as a match, but as a way to end the career of Billy Bond! Wait! Word from our producers is that both men have already started to go at it in the backstage area!

Cameras cut to Smooth and Monarch, slugging it out backstage. The two men exchange rights and lefts. Smooth grabs Monarch’s head and slams him into a nearby crate. Monarch falls to his knees. Smooth goes to lift Monarch back up. Monarch with a rake to the eyes gains the advantage. The Wrestling Franchise hammers The Smooth One with right hands, the two men fighting out onto the stage. The fans erupt as Monarch and Smooth step through the curtain and onto the stage. Smooth fights back with right hands, feeling the energy of the crowd. The two men trade blows down the rampway and toward the ring. Smooth with a flurry of right hands rocks Monarch at ringside. The Heavyweight Champ grabs Monarch and rolls him into the ring. Smooth grabs a few chairs from under the ring and tosses them into the ring. Billy Bond then climbs up onto the apron and steps into the ring, Senior Referee Richard Dark signals for the bell to start the match.

Pike: Now the match is officially underway! Bond grabs one of the chairs in the ring and waits for Monarch to get up to his feet. Monarch is up…BAM! Chair shot to the head by the new GZW Heavyweight Champion! Monarch gets back up to his feet once again! WHAM! Another chair shot to the head! But look! Monarch is getting back once again! He seems to actually be enjoying the pain! Bond tosses Monarch the chair. He catches it. Bond with a Smooth Kick (Bob Holly style dropkick), knocking the chair into Monarch’s face! Down goes Monarch! The fans are going wild!

Hunt: Sadistic bastards these fans are!

With Monarch down, Smooth opens the chair and places it in the center of the ring. Smooth lifts Monarch up to his feet. Smooth with right hands to the head. Irish whip by Smooth, reversed by Monarch. Smooth off the ropes. Monarch with a drop toehold drops Smooth face first onto the open chair.

Pike: Chocolate covered Dunkin’ Donuts! Bond with a face full of chair!

Hunt: Not so mighty now, eh Heavyweight Champ?

Pike: The ruthless Monarch with a blatant choke on Bond, wrapping his wicked hands around his neck! But there is no DQ, so everything is legal! Monarch now grabs the chair. What is this vile being going to do with it? Monarch jabs the chair right into the throat of Bond! This is not going to be a scientific match that is for sure!

Monarch places the chair on the mat. The former HKWF World Heavyweight Champion lifts Smooth up to his feet. Monarch with a vertical suplex, dropping Smooth’s back onto the chair.

Hunt: That was a wrestling move! See, Monarch is more than a vicious maniac; he’s also a wrestler!

Smooth gets up slowly, clutching his back. Monarch moves in. Loud knife-edge chops by Monarch to the chest of the Heavyweight Champion. Irish whip by Monarch. Smooth off the ropes, ducks a clothesline. Smooth off the far ropes and levels Monarch with a clothesline. The fans pop. Monarch back up to his feet. Smooth with a scoop slam, slamming Monarch right onto the steel chair on the mat.

Pike: Monarch gets a taste of his own medicine! The GZW Heavyweight Champion now back in control, hammering Monarch in the corner with huge right hands! Bond whips Monarch across the ring to the opposite corner. Bond follows him in…clothesline splash in the corner on Monarch! Monarch falls to the mat!

Hunt: Come on! Get up Monarch! Deacon Kane is counting on you!

As Monarch is down on the mat, Smooth picks up a chair and sets in up in the corner, wedging it between the top and middle turnbuckle. Smooth then lifts up Monarch. Smooth with an Irish whip towards the corner with the chair, but Monarch reverses. Smooth’s back hits the chair hard.

Pike: Ouch! That is what’s so dangerous about these types of matches; weapons that you intend to use may end up hurting you!

With Smooth on the mat holding his back, Monarch gets on top of him, ripping at his face and eyes. Monarch, bored of tearing at Smooth’s face, grabs the chair. He waits for Smooth to get back up. Monarch with a chair shot to the leg of Smooth. Smooth, like a wounded animal, drops to the mat, holding his leg. Monarch then jabs the chair down onto the injured leg of Smooth repeatedly.

Pike: Monarch is like a cold-blooded predator! He smells blood and will dissect his prey methodically and with much pleasure! Monarch pulls Bond towards the corner. Monarch goes to the floor. From the floor, Monarch grabs Bond’s legs and pulls Bond’s crotch right into the ring post! Ouch!!!!

Hunt: Better his balls than mine! Get him Monarch!

With Smooth laying on the mat near the corner, Monarch grabs his legs and locks in a figure four leg lock around the ring post.

Pike: This could rip every tendon in Bond’s knees! Monarch isn’t just going for the victory, he’s looking to finish Billy Bond once and for all!

Hunt: Good! I really can’t stand Smooth Operator!

Monarch finally releases the figure four around the ring post. Smooth crawls away from the corner, holding his knees. Monarch goes to the timekeeper’s table and grabs the ring bell. Monarch then climbs up to the top turnbuckle with the bell.

Pike: Uh oh! What is Monarch going to do with that?

Smooth is laying on the mat. Monarch flies off, going for a flying ring bell shot, but Smooth gets his leg up, kicking the bell into the face of Monarch.

Pike: Bond is not done yet! Monarch may have been knocked out cold with that ring bell to the face! Bond slowly pulls himself up using the ropes. He’s trying to walk off the pain in his legs. Bond may very well have torn several ligaments in his knees! Bond lifts Monarch up to his feet…Smooth Bomb (a high impact powerbomb from the Samoan drop position) by the Heavyweight Champion!

With Monarch down, Smooth climbs up to the top turnbuckle and walks the top rope to the center of the rope, setting up for a rope walk flying elbow.

Pike: Bond with a ropewalk! But look! Here comes Outlaw Wales down to the ring! He’s up on the apron! He has no business up there! Wales shakes the ropes! Bond loses his balance and gets crotched on the top rope!

Hunt: Whew! Thank goodness for Outlaw Wales!

With Smooth crotched on the top ring rope, Monarch grabs the steel chair and smashes it into the back of Smooth’s head, knocking Smooth down to the Coliseum floor.

Pike: Down goes Bond to the floor as Outlaw Wales, that disgusting prick stands there laughing! Those StormRiders will get there’s one day!

As Smooth is laying on the Coliseum floor, Monarch slides a chair out to Outlaw. The StormRider places the chair on Smooth’s face. Monarch walks near the ring ropes. Monarch then springboards onto the top rope, then jumps off, landing with a double footed stomp onto the chair on Smooth’s face.

Pike: Chocolate covered Dunkin’ Donuts!!!

Hunt: Screw Dunkin’ Donuts, Holy $h!t!!!!

Monarch lifts Smooth up and rolls him into the ring. Blood is streaming down the face of Smooth. Outlaw slides into the ring, yelling at Senior Ref Dark to get out of the ring. Senior Ref Dark refuses, so Monarch promptly knocks out Senior Ref Dark with a huge right hand. Monarch then locks in a Smooth Operation (ankle lock) in the center of the ring. Outlaw looks to the stage and calls out Sincere and Deacon Kane.

Pike: Monarch is adding insult to injury by using Bond’s own finishing move! And here comes the rest of the BlackHearts!

Hunt: It's a party now! Woohoo!

Sincere and Deacon enter the ring as Monarch has the Smooth Operation locked in. Deacon bounces off the ropes. Just as Deacon is near Smooth, Monarch releases the ankle lock. Deacon leaps up high in the air and drops a legdrop to the back of Smooth's head.

Pike: The BlackHearts are just decimating Bond, our Heavyweight Champion!

Hunt: Billy boy should have never pinned Deacon Kane and took his beating like he always did! No, he wants to win the Heavyweight title!

Monarch and Sincere pull up Smooth to his feet. Deacon grabs Smooth by the throat and choke slams him down hard to the mat with vicious and furious fury. Deacon lifts Smooth back up once more for another chokeslam.

Pike: No! Not again! Wait!

The fans erupt as Kombat and Desecrator run down to the ring. Monarch, Sincere and Outlaw Wales leave the ring satisfied with the carnage, but Deacon remains in the ring.

Pike: Deacon Kane wants to take on two men?!?

Hunt: Hey, it’s just those lowly RoccWylders!

Kombat and Des fire off several right hands to the jaw of the former Heavyweight Champ. Deacon staggers back for a moment, but then pounds his chest, daring the two men to bring it on. Des and Kombat with a double clothesline sends the big man over the top rope and out of the ring.

Pike: Deacon Kane is sent out of the ring, but he lands on his feet! He wants back in, but his comrades are holding him back!

Hunt: There will be another time and place!

The show goes off the air as the RoccWylders help Smooth up to his feet.