---“Smooth Operator” Billy Bond, and…

---“Smooth Operator” Billy Bond, and…?---

“Smooth Operator” by Sade begins to play, and the crowd cheer in anticipation of Smooth! They aren’t disappointed, as the man himself does indeed come onto the zerotron. As he does so, the cheers grow even louder. He is wearing a particularly dashing tuxedo with a red dickie bow. He also has the trademark sunglasses on, and is carrying a microphone. He is walking with the confidence of a man who has something he wants to tell the world about.

Will:

“An unexpected appeawance by ‘Smooth Operwater’ Biwwy Bond!”

Dean:

“An unscheduled interruption by Bond, don’t you mean? He should be thrown out of the building!”

Once Smooth reaches the center of the zerotron, after taking his time as he gleefully absorbs the wild cheers of the crowd, he gives them exactly what they want. A camera focuses in, and it’s projected onto the big screens at the side of the zerotron, as Smooth raises the eyebrow, lowers the sunglasses, and does his smirk. The crowd encourages him with a cheap pop. In response, he lowers and raises the eyebrow a couple of times, as his grin grows wider.

Smooth saunters to the ring, shaking the odd hand as he goes and winking at the more attractive ladies. Seeing a particularly enthusiastic little boy at ringside, he takes off the sunglasses and presents them to him!

Will:

“What a kind and genewous thought by Biwwy!”

Dean:

“What a rip off!”

Smooth takes his time, still enjoying the cheers and indulging the handshakes, but finally enters the ring, and signals for his music to be cut. He begins to speak.

Smooth:

“People have been speculating about where the Smooth One has been since his victory over Pimp Bizkit at Acceptable Risks. I can confirm that I have been visiting a very special man. This man was brutally assaulted by a man who was supposed to be my tag partner at the aforementioned Pay Per View. Well, he’s okay now, but the scars run deep and Troublesome; you haven’t heard the last of this! I will make you regret ever assaulting the man that is ‘Smooth Operator’ Billy Bond’s new manager.”

The crowd cheer in reaction to Smooth’s announcement that he has a new manager.

Will:

“Who could Biwwy’s new manager be?”

Dean:

“Who cares? I want to see the next match!”

Smooth grins at the crowd’s reaction, and then continues.

Smooth:

“So who is this man, my new manager? May I take this opportunity to introduce to you…”

‘Voodoo Child’ by Jimi Hendrix starts to play and the crowd erupts into a huge cheer.

Smooth:

“… SAMUEL KNIGHT!”

Samuel comes onto the zerotron in his wheelchair wearing the same tuxedo as Smooth, and heads to the ring enjoying the crowd’s warm reaction. Smooth exits the ring, and meets him by the ring apron. Samuel does a salute to Smooth, who reacts with an eyebrow and a grin, which evokes a cheap pop from the crowd.

Will:

“Biwwy Bond’s new manager is Samuew Knight!”

Dean:

“Big wow! I care so little!”

Samuel takes the mike from Smooth as ‘Voodoo Child’ fades.

Samuel:

“Billy, I want to thank you for looking after me when I was in hospital, and I am honoured to be your manager. You can trust me that under my management, you’ll get right to the top of this business and gain the accolades you deserve!”

‘Smooth Operator’ by Sade plays, as the two head back to the ring hitting low fives with the crowd.

---Debut Match: Justin Sharp vs. Reconnaissance---

Smart Mark Cascade: Welcome GZW fans to Friday Night Travesty! Joining me here at ringside is my partner, Albert Cortez. What a night of action we have in store! But wait! We have word backstage that we have a situation!

Camera cuts to backstage as Deacon Kane is wreaking havoc.

Cascade: The GZW Heavyweight Champion is on a rampage! He's tossing everything and everyone in his way!

Cortez: He's 7'4", 478 lbs! He can do whatever he wants!

Deacon tosses crates and catering tables all over the backstage area. The Useless Package, Tex Uger and his partner, Butt Bagwell run up to the big man. But the two "Totally Butt" wrestlers both get chokeslammed simultaneously by the massive monster.

Cortez: Damn! Uger and Butt Bagwell got punked out!

Deacon looks around the backstage area, seeking something else to destroy. He turns around. The big man sees...

Cascade: “Smooth Operator” Billy Bond?!? We haven’t seen him since Acceptable Risks!

Smooth charges at the big man and spears Deacon up against the wall. But the big man does not fall. Smooth grabs a nearby lead pipe and starts hammering on the massive monster.

Cascade: Billy Bond is taking the fight to Deacon Kane! The two are brawling backstage! Look! They're brawling out to the streets of downtown Atlanta! We've got a match to do here tonight, but we'll send cameras out to follow them and bring you fans all of the action!

Cortez: I would rather see this fight than the first match with these newcomers!

Cascade: The first match tonight pits Reconnaissance against Justin Sharp. Both men having their debut matches in GZW against each other here on Friday Travesty.

Justin Sharp comes out first looking primed and ready. A fan’s sign reads. “The GZW welcomes an indy legend!”

Cascade: This Justin Sharp guy prides himself as being so cocky!

Cortez: Mouse Greer and I were doing some “investigating” and we found out that this Sharp has made quite a name for himself on the independent circuit!

Cascade: “Investigated”, more like shifting through garbage!

The camouflage painted face of Reconnaissance comes out to the entranceway. He poses for a moment as some of the younger as well as female fans cheer. The camera closes in on a sign that says "RECONNAISSANCE, An Army of One!"

Cascade: Both men are in the ring and the match is underway!

Both men begin circling each other as the bell sounds, cautiously sizing each other up. A lock up followed by a standing headlock from Sharp starts the action. From the headlock Recon sends Sharp to the ropes and a quick armdrag takedown flings Sharp to the mat. Sharp pops up and receives another armdrag and another. After the fourth armdrag, Recon holds on and applies a standing armbar on the sitting Recon.

Cascade: A nice series of takedowns by the former military man! Now he's working on the arm of Justin Sharp!

Cortez: Sharp’s arm can take it! He's got to have a strong arm to keep holding the mic up during his promos!

Sharp struggles to his feet and breaks free of the hold with a poke to the eyes. Sharp off the ropes for momentum. Sharp gets dropped to the mat as he is on the receiving end of a shoulder block. With Justin down, Recon hops over and bounces off the ropes for momentum. Sharp leapfrogs over him. As Recon comes back to the center of the ring, he stops Sharp from kicking him in the gut by grabbing his leg. Recon, with one arm around the head and shoulder of Sharp and one arm under his leg, tosses his opponent over his head with a variation of an overhead suplex.

Cascade: Nice crisp overhead suplex by Reconnaissance!

Recon salutes the crowd as they go wild warming up to the newcomer. Sharp hits Recon from behind and tries to gain an advantage. A swift bulldog slams Recon face first into the mat.

Cascade: Justin Sharp slams Reconnaissance's head right into the canvas!

Cortez: That’s going to leave a mark!

Sharp wastes no time and lifts Recon to his feet. Sharp whips Recon to the ropes and lands a sharp spinning heel kick that connects nicely with Recon's face. Sharp taunts the crowd, which receives a not to welcome response.

Cascade: Sharp sure doesn't know how to make any friends, does he?

Cortez: Well, when you're an indy legend like he is, you don't need any friends!

Sharp points to the top turnbuckle. He climbs up to the top, lining up with the fallen Recon. Sharp goes flipping off the top rope for a flipping guillotine legdrop, but his legdrop only connects with bare canvas as Sharp rolls out to the apron. Recon pulls himself up on the apron as Sharp stands holding his ass. Recon gets the upper hand by hitting Sharp with a springboard drop kick that sends Sharp to the opposite side of the ring.

Cascade: Sharp’s flight takes a crash landing! But Reconnaissance connects with his aerial assault!

Recon walks over to Sharp and lifts his legs up by the ankles. He shoots a quick glance to the crowd as they cheer. Without mercy, Recon hops high into the air and comes down on Sharp’s crotch with a mean legdrop that leaves every male in the audience squirming.

Cascade & Cortez: Ouch!

Recon now fully in control lifts Sharp up and seats him on the top turnbuckle. As Recon starts to climb, Sharp kicks him in the face, sending Recon turning away from the corner holding his chin. When Recon turns around, Sharp is already off the ropes planting him with a flying spear.

Cascade: Sharp with a flying spear!

Cortez: That’s the first time I’ve seen that done in the GZW! Already Justin Sharp is bringing his revolutionary indy federation ways to the big time!

Both men lay on the canvas breathing heavy. The ref administers the 10 count. The crowd chanting for both men to get back up.

Both Sharp and Recon are back to their feet, but the crowd erupts at the sight of Big Country running down the rampway with a light tube in hand.

Cascade: Uh oh! Why is Big Country coming out here along with Seth Richards!

The two men in the ring trade punches like two heavyweight boxers standing toe to toe. Meanwhile, Seth gets on the apron, distracting the ref. Big C slides into the ring with his hardware store bought foreign object. Country swings at Recon's head. Recon ducks. Instead the light tube connects with Sharp’s head as Recon ducked the strike.

Cascade: Great flaming fireballs of Buddha! Big Country just busted that over the head of Justin Sharp!

Recon grabs Big C by the head and tosses him out of the ring. Recon then lifts up the bleeding Sharp and drops him with a...

Cascade: Spike piledriver! Reconnaissance calls that the Tank Driver! The ref turns around and makes the cover!

1...2...

Cascade: Three! Reconnaissance pulls out the debut win despite Big Country's attempts!

Recon rolls out of the ring and stumbles wearily up the ramp as the ref hold his hand up in victory. Seth Richards and Big C get up slowly at ringside discussing what went wrong with their plan.

---On the Atlanta streets---

The cameras follow as Deacon and Smooth brawl out into the streets outside the GZW Coliseum. Deacon takes the lead pipe of Smooth's and smashes it over the back of his mortal foe. Smooth drops to his hands and knees. The courageous Smooth fights on and grabs the legs of the big man. He pulls Deacon's legs out from under him, causing the giant to fall backwards and hit his head on the sidewalk. Smooth climbs on top of Deacon and rains down punches to the head.

Cascade: What a fight outside the arena! But wait! Deacon blocks the punches of Billy Bond and grabs him by the throat! The massive monster stands back up with Smooth's throat in his clutches! He lifts up the Smooth Operator and tosses him through a store window!!!

Cortez: That’s what I call window-shopping, Stupid Mark!

The camera shows Smooth laying on the floor of a downtown Atlanta store, bloodied and with glass everywhere. Deacon stands back, slightly hunched and holding the back of his head in pain. The big man then stands upright and erect, looking at the fallen Smooth in front of him.

Cascade: Good lord. I know Billy Bond is a brave and courageous competitor with all the heart in the world, but I don't know if he can vanquish the pure physical and dominating power of the massive Deacon Kane!!!

---Debut Match: “Money Maker” Dice Morgan vs. American Fat Ass---

Cascade: Next up we will see the GZW debut of Dice Morgan against the American Fat Ass! In case you don’t know, “Money Maker” Dice Morgan is the brother to the “CareerKiller” Maxx Pain!

Cortez: The American Fat Ass?

The American Fat Ass makes his way to the ring on his Schwinn ten-speed. With an "I Love Mo" tattoos on his arm and chewing Big League Chew gum, the American Fat Ass is ready for action.

Cascade: His tattoo reads "I love Mo"?

Cortez: He wanted "I love mom," but couldn't afford the final letter.

The American Fat Ass gets on the mic. "Morgan, me and you, we like two of the same. We long for the open road. But it's a shame we got to go."

Cortez: Got to go? Go where? Damn, he has some lame lines! Who gave him this gimmick?

Dice, standing at seven feet even, makes his way to the ring with a proud stride followed by his valet, Terri.

Collar elbow tie-up now and The American Fat Ass seems to have the advantage as he pushes Dice to his knees, but Dice quickly reverses it into a fireman's carry and an armbar. Dice now brings AFA to his feet still maintaining the armbar. Irish whip to the ropes now. AFA ducks a clothesline, Dice turns around and catches him in a sideslam into a pinning move...quick kick out by the Fat Ass.

Both men now on their feet. Collar elbow tie-up fails as Dice ducks under and beneath AFA. Into a full nelson now. Dice holds the full nelson shortly then lifts AFA up and down into a sidewalk slam. Crowd seems to like the intensity from Dice on the move. Run to the ropes now by Dice...big leg drop has the AFA reeling now...rolling onto his stomach. Dice applies a modified Steiner recliner now.

AFA pushes up and flips Dice on his back, but not for long. Dice hits the AFA with a running shoulder block as AFA turns around. Dice seems to have had enough how. He picks up the AFA by the hair. Dice lifts up the AFA high into the air and drops him not once, not twice, but three times with a powerbomb. The crowd reacts in amazement to the move Dice calls the Roller’s Special as the ref counts for the 1…2…3.

Cascade: “Money Maker” Dice Morgan wins in his GZW debut!

Dice has his arm raised in victory as Terri gets into the ring and celebrates with her man.

---Backstage---

Camera shows “The Enforcer” T-Rex walking up to Weston Bentley for an interview. Suddenly, “The Living Legend” and Intercontinental Champion Pimp Bizkit and the “Multi-Talented One” Dean Fisher jump the “Champion of the People”.

Cascade: Pimp and Dean are assaulting T-Rex backstage!

The two men stomp away on the down big man. Pimp takes off the GZW Intercontinental Title and smashes it across Rex's face. Suddenly, with steel chair in hand, GoldenEye comes to make the save for Rex.

Cascade: GoldenEye with a booming chairshot to Pimp! And one for Dean!

Cortez: Who invited him?!? Damn James Bond busybody!

Referees hit the scene and pull Pimp and Dean away as GoldenEye helps up Rex.

---In the Parking Lot---

The Supreme Team are getting out of their rental car, coming to Travesty to check out their competition on Monday Manslaughter.

Cascade: The Supreme Team, Logan “Bigger Than Life” Phlash and Malcolm “Super Flyer” Hodges, has arrived in GZW all the way from UJW!

Cortez: What in the world are those UJW losers doing here? They don’t have a match here tonight!

Suddenly Elijah Threatt comes from behind and levels both members with forearms to the back, causing the Supreme Team to fall to the concrete. Threatt throws Super Flyer against the car and stomps away at him. Logan Phlash recovers and runs at Threatt, but gets leveled by a big boot.

Cascade: Oh! That came out of nowhere!

Cortez: Yes it did, Smart Mark. Hey, isn't that what your mother said when you were born?

Joseph “Lost Soul” Synger, the one who kicked Logan out of his shoes, appears fully on screen. As Threatt chokes Super Flyer on the trunk of the car, Synger lifts Malcolm off the ground by the throat with one hand, and chokeslams him through the windshield!

Cascade: OH MY GAWD (tm Joey Styles)! What power by Joseph Synger!

Cortez: Don't you have any of your own material?

As Logan lays there motionless, Threatt tells Synger to pick up Super Flyer and he climbs to the roof of the rental car. Synger lifts him up and holds him on his shoulders a la Animal of the Road Warriors holding someone for the Doomsday Device. With Synger's back to Threatt, Threatt jumps off the car holding Super Flyer’s head and drops him with a stunner, the move known as....

Cascade: Dying Breed (Dudley DeathDrop)! Threatt and Synger drop Malcolm with that devastating maneuver!

“Sexy Bitch” Devotion throws some cash onto the fallen Super Flyer.

Devotion: There. Pay for your horrid rental car. Come on, guys, we got bigger fish to fry. I can't believe it, a goddamn Taurus is what they were driving.

Cascade: Elijah Threatt and Joseph “Lost Soul” Synger will get theirs tonight against Epic and Eclipse, I guarantee it!

---Impromptu Match---

Cascade: I can’t believe we are still here at the broadcast table! Well up next, we have...what?!? Road Hogg vs. The Nun Billy Dumb? Who booked this crap?

Cortez: Hey, this should be a classic! A battle between the 2 New In-laws!

"Ohhhh, I didn't know!!!"

Cascade: Oh brother...

The Road Hogg, with his signature braids and neon green and black baggy outfit, makes his way down to the ring with mic in hand.

RH: It's moi, es yo, it's I, the H-O-Double G-Y! Some have said I am corny, but they're just jealous cuz I make their mamas horny. Want to get new jobbers? I don't think so. Who else gets down right rowdy and jiggy while...spittin' dope rhymes all fresh and clean like, Hoggy style? So if you want new undercard and dark match fresh meat, two tears in da bucket! Road Hogg says do what your momma does best and that is just suck it!!!!

Cascade: I see that the Road Hogg is rather testy today!

Cortez: He's just keepin' it real! Fo sheezil, my neezil!

As the Nun Billy Dumb makes his way down the ramp next...

Cascade: Look! It's the sadistic Sincere! We haven’t seen him since Acceptable Risks!

Cortez: Sadistic?! He would take that as a compliment!

Sincere runs down the ring and clotheslines the Nun as he flies down the ramp. Sincere slides into the ring. Road Hogg moves in and goes for his Hoggystyle punches.

Cascade: Left jab, left jab, left jab...Cabbage Patch, Achy Breaky, Macarena, Road Hogg goes for a big right hand. But Sincere just catches his right arm and drops him down with the Jaws of the Dragon chicken wing submission! Road Hogg is tapping out!

Cortez: Wow! That was quicker than Stupid Mark in bed with his wife!

Sincere cinches in the Jaws of the Dragon, the Road Hogg squealing like a piggy. The BlackHeart leans back, snapping the neck of the Road Hogg.

Cascade: Jump back! You could hear that in the upper deck of the Coliseum!

Cortez: No more Road Hogg? Where will I get my doses of verbal wisdom?!?

A horde of referees and officials flood the ring, trying to control the mayhem. Sincere then turns on the refs, clamping on the Jaws of the Dragon on the closest ref.

Cascade: This is not right! At least Road Hogg did something by hurting our ears with his rhymes! The refs are just doing their jobs!

Cortez: Sincere is a BlackHeart! He can do whatever he wants!

Cascade: Wait! Here comes the “Fairplay Enforcer” Sho Murakame!

Cortez: Who invited him?

Cascade: The Fairplay Enforcer will not stand idly by as injustice is happening!

Cortez: Damn Good Samaritan!

The fans erupt as Sho runs down to the ring. He kicks Sincere off of the ref. Sincere gets up to his feet. Sho with a flurry of right hands has the sadistic one reeling. But Sincere with a rake of the eyes gets the advantage. Sincere with wicked knife-edge chops to the chest of Sho. Irish whip by Sincere. Sho bounces off the ropes. Sincere with a clothesline, but Sho ducks it. Sho bounces off the far ropes and nails Sincere in the center of the ring with a spear. The fans erupt in cheers. Sincere rolls out of the ring clutching his midsection.

Cascade: Thank goodness for Sho Murakame! But this is far from over!

---Triple Threat Match---

---Novacaine vs. GoldenEye vs. Pitfighter---

Siu Ann:

“Welcome back to Friday Night Travesty! Our next match, a triple threat match, will see three men going at it with just one pinfall to win the match. It’s Pitfighter versus Novacaine versus GoldenEye!”

Jackie:

“She’s Siu Ann Wong by the way, and I’m Jackie Lee! Conichuwa!”

Siu Ann:

“Why don’t you say hello in Cantonese as opposed to Japanese, Jackie?”

Jackie:

“I could tell you, but then I’d have to kill you!”

As Pitfighter’s music plays, the popular ex-extreme champion heads to the ring.

Siu Ann:

“Pitfighter has to be the favourite here! An ex-extreme champion who’s been in GZW much longer than both GoldenEye and Novacaine.”

Jackie:

“But you forget Siu Ann… Pitfighter is a complete loser who has only actually truly held a title for two minutes… and that was a fluke.”

Pit enters the ring, and starts warming up.

‘Room to Breathe’ by Project Wyze hits the PA as Novacaine comes out to a huge boo from the fans.

Siu Ann:

“I don’t think the fans have forgiven Novacaine yet for attacking Magic with a sledgehammer!”

Jackie:

“They should be cheering him for that!”

As Novacaine enters the ring, Pitfighter eyes him with a mistrust. With his mask on, you can’t see Novacaine’s reaction, but the mask almost seems to grin and mock Pitfighter.

Siu Ann:

“I don’t like that mask! It freaks me out!”

Jackie:

“I like it!”

Siu Ann:

“You would!”

‘Bombshell’ by Powerman 5000 blasts over the PA, and James ‘GoldenEye’ Hallbrook enters the arena to a respectable cheer from the crowd.

Siu Ann:

“I like James Hallbrook! He has a bright future in this federation!”

Jackie:

“Yeah, but he’s bitten off more than he can chew challenging Rebellion!”

Siu Ann:

“We’ll have to see about that one Jackie!”

GoldenEye enters the ring, and Novacaine immediately charges at him. Anticipating it, GE hoists the masked man over the top rope and he bounces on the matted floor outside the ring.

Siu Ann:

“Goodness gracious! What a way to start the match!”

Jackie:

“Amazing! Only a second into the match and Siu Ann has already said ‘goodness gracious’!”

Siu Ann:

“Piss off, Jackie!”

GoldenEye strides towards the much smaller Pitfighter. However, the light-heavyweight shows no fear, and they hook up. GoldenEye throws the arms of smaller man off, and lays him out with a huge right hand!

Siu Ann:

“What dominance from GoldenEye! Did you see that right hand?”

Jackie:

“I can’t believe you told me to piss off!”

GoldenEye yanks up Pitfighter, and hits a double underhook suplex. Pulling him up again, he hits another double underhook suplex. Relentlessly, GoldenEye hits one final double underhook suplex on Pitfighter. He holds his arms up in the air, to a cheer from the crowd.

Siu Ann:

“Three beautiful double underhook suplexes from GoldenEye! Pitfighter is in trouble already!”

Jackie:

“I can’t believe you told me to piss off!”

Siu Ann:

“Wait a second! Here comes Novacaine!”

Novacaine is on the top rope, and calls out to GoldenEye. GE turns around, and Novacaine hits a picture perfect missile dropkick to the big man’s chest! GE hitting the canvas is like a huge Oak being felled! Novacaine wastes no time, and hits a standing moonsault into a pin!

1…

Kickout with authority that literally lifts Novacaine off the ground!

Siu Ann:

“What a kickout by GoldenEye! Looks like you’re gonna need more than a quick pin to beat GoldenEye!”

Jackie:

“I can’t believe you told me to piss off!”

However, as soon as GoldenEye gets up, Novacaine greets him with a spinning wheel kick that floors him once more. Meanwhile, Pit is up and heads towards GE. Together, Novacaine and Pit pull up the 7ft GoldenEye. They hook him up, and pull him over for a double suplex.

Siu Ann:

“Nice teamwork! Maybe this is how the two smaller men can beat a seven foot guy like GoldenEye!”

Jackie:

“I can believe…”

Siu Ann:

“GET OVER IT!”

Jackie:

“Eeek! Okay!”

Novacaine directs Pitfighter, who nods and ascends a turnbuckle. Novacaine then pulls up GoldenEye and Irish whips him towards Pit. Pit leaps from the top rope and hits a high impact missile dropkick right to the face of the running GoldenEye. The huge move takes the big man off his feet, and he clutches his mouth!

Siu Ann:

“Owy, owy, ow! The impact of that dropkick to a running man could have broken his jaw!”

Jackie:

“I normally hate Pitfighter, but I love what he and Novacaine just did!”

Once again, Novacaine is directing traffic, and Pitfighter nods then ascends a turnbuckle. Novacaine ascends another turnbuckle and waits for GE to get up. When he finally does, Novacaine flips from the top rope 360 degrees landing on GE’s shoulders… but GE anticipates it and drills Novacaine to the canvas with a diving powerbomb (remember the one that Test used to do?).

Siu Ann:

“Goodness gracious! Novacaine went for a Dragonrana, one of the most difficult moves in the business, but did you see GoldenEye’s counter?”

Jackie:

“Bloody hell! That MUST have hurt Novacaine! I don’t reckon he’ll be getting up for a week… wait a second!”

Having planned to hit the move on GoldenEye when Novacaine hit the Dragonrana, Pit shrugs and leaps off anyway hitting a corkscrew moonsault into a legdrop onto the fallen body of Novacaine!

Siu Ann:

“Goodness gracious! Pitfighter’s Deathdrop from Pitfighter! It always astounds me that acrobatic moves like that are actually possible!”

Pit hooks the leg, but doesn’t even get a one count before GoldenEye breaks the count. Novacaine isn’t moving, so GE focuses on Pit. As Pit gets up, he is immediately taken down with a running clothesline. Relentlessly, GE pulls up Pit and locks on a full nelson. He lifts him up, and as he slams him down, grabs his throat to hit a modified choke slam!

Siu Ann:

“High Times! One of GoldenEye’s signature manoeuvres! What an innovative move!”

GoldenEye gets the cover.

1…

Jackie:

“On a pipsqueak like Pitfighter, that move could finish it!”

2…

Siu Ann:

“You might be right! Novacaine still isn’t moving and won’t be making a save!”

3… NO! Pitfighter kicks out at the last millisecond!

Siu Ann:

“That was SO close! Nearly a victory for GoldenEye!”

Jackie:

“Good! I want Novacaine to win this one! His attitude is the best out of these three!”

Siu Ann:

“He has one of the worst attitudes I have ever seen in professional wrestling!”

Jackie:

“Exactly!”

While Siu Ann and Jackie bicker, GoldenEye is quizzing the ref on the three count. The ref is adamant, and is having none of GE’s arguing. Meanwhile, Novacaine and Pitfighter are both still hardly moving on the mats. GE heads to Pitfighter to dish out some more punishment, but Pit was faking! He grabs GE, and rolls him up into a small package!

1…

Siu Ann:

“Pitfighter caught GoldenEye by surprise there! That was a rookie like mistake from GoldenEye!”

2…

GoldenEye is struggling, but the small package is tight!

But Novacaine is up and he boots the ref in the gut, which sends him sprawling and not finishing the count!

Siu Ann:

“That was disgusting tactics from Novacaine! How could you assault a ref like that?”

Jackie:

“I think I like Novacaine!”

Siu Ann:

“Pitfighter still has GoldenEye in the small package! 3… 4… 5… 6!”

GoldenEye finally manages to kickout of the small package, and looks frustrated. Novacaine meanwhile looks on, obviously wanting to double team Pit. GE notices this, and pulls up Pit, then holds his arms.

Siu Ann:

“Things look grim for Pitfighter after he got that SIX count on GoldenEye!”

As GE holds Pitfighter’s arms, Novacaine lays in closed fist after closed fist to the face of the prone Pitfighter. GE drops the battered and beaten Pit… and then immediately clotheslines Novacaine.

Jackie:

“No friends in a triple threat match! Only momentarily alliances!”

GE leaps high into the air for an elbowdrop, but Novacaine moves out the way and GE hits nothing but mat. Immediately, Novacaine has GE up to his feet… and back down to the mat with a DDT. As Pitfighter gets up, Novacaine hits a stepping sidekick to his face sending him flying 360 over the top rope to the floor below.

Siu Ann:

“Wow! Novacaine is on fire!”

Jackie:

“I told I like Novacaine! I don’t pick losers!”

Novacaine returns to GE, and lays in a couple of boots before lifting him up again. Immediately, he locks on a cobra clutch!

Siu Ann:

“A cobra clutch, and I can guess what’s coming next!”

Jackie:

“A cobra clutch suplex, right?”

Siu Ann:

“Novacaine calls it ‘Pills and Addictions’… but, yeah!”

As predicted, Novacaine lifts the big man over for a brutal cobra clutch suplex that sends GoldenEye crashing to the mat awkwardly.

Siu Ann:

“Owy, owy, ow! That move must REALLY hurt!”

Jackie:

“Don’t try that one at home kids… but I reckon you should try powerbombing each other!”

Siu Ann:

“Jackie!!! That’s disgraceful! Ignore mean Jackie Lee kids! Don’t try any of this at home!”

With GE prone on the mats, Novacaine ascends the top rope nearest. He then flips backwards from the top rope hitting a shooting star press on the big man!

Siu Ann:

“Shooting Star Press, or Nova Tu as Novacaine calls it!”

Jackie:

“It’s a Shooting Star Press!”

Novacaine calls out ‘one more’ as he ascends the top rope once more. He steadies himself for what looks to be a 450 splash, but Pit is on the apron, and crotches the masked man!

Siu Ann:

“Owy, owy, ow!”

Jackie:

“Probably a good thing! Can you imagine what Novacaine’s kids would have been like?”

GE is up, and he slingshots Pit’s neck onto the rope, and Pit goes flying back outside the ring. With Novacaine sat on the top rope, GE ascends and puts Nova’s head between his legs.

Siu Ann:

“Goodness gracious! NO!”

GE lifts up Nova, and twists his own body hitting a jack knife powerbomb off the top rope!

Siu Ann:

“Goodness, goodness gracious! Top rope Goldenbomb! It’s over!”

GE quickly heads to Novacaine for the cover, with Pit laid motionless outside the ring.

Siu Ann:

“It’s SO over!”

1…

Jackie:

“Get up Novacaine!”

2…

Chains has come through the crowd and is on the top rope! He hits a heavyweight senton splash (the one without the flip that Dick Togo used to do) on GE breaking the pin!

Siu Ann:

“Chains just interfered, stopping the count! He and GoldenEye have had a war of words over the past few weeks! You’ve gotta believe that Chains just stole the victory from GoldenEye!”

Chains yanks up GE and ascends the top rope, from there he gets the prone GE and puts his head between his legs, gets a double underhook and jumps off hitting a top rope pedigree!

Jackie:

“I love that move!”

Siu Ann:

“One of the most brutal finishers in GZW history: the Chainomatic! And Chains has No business doing it here! This isn’t his match! Somebody stop this!”

Novacaine is up, and he and Chains start laying in the boots on the defenceless GoldenEye! Chains pulls up GoldenEye, and hooks him into a tombstone piledriver position; Novacaine spikes it and GE gets drilled!

Siu Ann:

“This is disgusting! Someone stop this!”

Suddenly, “Bittersweet” by Fuel hits the PA, and out comes Magic running to the ring! A big right hand floors Chains, followed by a big clothesline that takes out Novacaine.

Siu Ann:

“Goodness gracious! Thank goodness for that, Magic comes out for the save!”

Jackie:

“He doesn’t give a shit about GoldenEye! He just wants to assault Novacaine!”

It looks like Jackie is right, because Magic has Novacaine up, and smashes him to the floor with a…

Siu Ann:

“Final Destination! (Razor’s Edge) Magic hits the Final Destination!”

Meanwhile, Pit is up, and is laying right hands into Chains with GE still floored. After a reverse DDT, Pit sets up Chains in the tree of woe position.

Jackie:

“Magic and Pitfighter have no right to attack Novacaine and Chains! They should mind their own business!”

Suddenly, a cosh blow floors Pit! It’s El Gambit who had come through the crowd! At the same time Adam Cage comes running down the aisle.

Siu Ann:

“El Gambit and Adam Cage! This is rapidly becoming chaos!”

AC joins El G in laying the boots into Pit who has been busted wide open by the cosh blow. Magic sees this, shakes his head and goes for El G. However, El G spins around and cracks the Desert Storm with the cosh to the forehead.

Siu Ann:

“Owy, owy, ow! Someone stop this!”

Jackie:

“But it’s just getting interesting!”

With Magic downed, El G lays in the boots. Novacaine slowly gets to his feet as Chains untangles himself from the tree of woe. Then unlikely alliance of Chains, El G, Novacaine and AC systematically kick the hell out GE, Magic and Pit!

Jackie:

“Things are looking bad for the good guys! Ha!”

Siu Ann:

“Who can stop this carnage?”

Jackie:

“No-one can stop this! I’m just gonna sit back any enjoy the show!

AC hits Pit with a Nova, Novacaine hits an electric chair drop on Magic, and Chains and El G team up to hit a double Brainbuster on GoldenEye! Suddenly, "Resistance Line" by Michiko Naruke blasts over the PA to a huge pop from the crowd.

Siu Ann:

“Did you say nobody?”

Jackie:

“Oh no! Not these lot!”

Siu Ann:

“Time for some Peacekeeping!”

Nathaniel Davies, Gideon, Sho Murakame and Diamond Sledge come running down the aisle, and slide into the ring! Diamond immediately hits AC with a spear! Nathaniel levels Nova with a clothesline! Gid hits a clothesline too on El G. Meanwhile, Firefly hits a slingshot flying body press on Chains!

Siu Ann:

“Thank goodness for the Peacekeepers!”

As AC gets up, Diamond grabs him, and hits Diamonds Are Forever (Final Cut/ Eye of the Hurricane). Meanwhile, Gid has El G and sends him crashing to the mat with the Moment of Zen (TKO). Nathaniel hoists up Nova and hits an Entertainment Centre (Brainbuster). Sho jumps onto the top turnbuckle, and quickly comes flying off the top with the Fairplay Splash (Swanton Bomb) onto Chains!

Siu Ann:

“Every Peacekeeper just hit one of their finishers!”

Jackie:

“The Peacekeepers should be banned for this brutal attack!”

Siu Ann:

“What do you mean?! They saved Magic, GoldenEye and Pitfighter! Thank goodness this is over!”

As the Peacekeepers start to help up GoldenEye, Magic and Pit, they are blindsided by WMCB! Seth creams Sho with the steel briefcase to the back of the skull. Manic grabs Nathaniel, takes him by surprise, and hits Depression (reverse DVD). Epic meanwhile, hits an Epic Battle (swinging neckbreaker) on Diamond! Gid turns around to be met by black mist from Eclipse, who follows it with a vicious DDT!

Siu Ann:

“Goodness gracious! What Money Can Buy have sneak attacked and decimated The Peacekeepers!”

Jackie:

“As they always do!”

However, GoldenEye, Pit and Magic are up; so are Chains, El G, AC, and Novacaine! The result is an all out brawl! The ring is full of bodies, and everyone is brawling!

Siu Ann:

“This is a disgrace! It has to be stopped!”

Jackie:

“I blame GoldenEye for all this! If he hadn’t antagonised Chains, it would have all been fine!”

Siu Ann:

“What a load of codswallop!”

Jackie:

“Who cares who caused it anyway? I’m loving this!”

Siu Ann:

“It solves nothing! All these feuds in the ring are set to go on for a very long time!”

As the chaos continues in and outside the ring, the show goes to a commercial break.

---Maxx Pain vs. Chains---

“My Way” by Limp Bizkit blasts out of the speakers. The fans begin to cheer for the self proclaimed “Career Killer”. Maxx Pain steps out to the ramp and makes his way down to the ring. While walking down he flexes his muscles. Once inside the ring he steps on the second turnbuckle and raises his arms into the air. Fans take pictures as he does.

Albert: Maxx Pain look like he on steroids!

Jessica: Hey! Steroids or not, he is still a cute one!

Albert: I think wee need get you glasses.

Jessica: If I wanted to be as dorky as you I would!

“Click, Click, BOOM!” by Silvia hits. The fans give the new comer a mild reaction but nothing compared to Maxx. Chains blows off the fans and runs to the ring to begin his match. Maxx is ready for his opponent and sticks his hands out, clamping them together for him to come. Once in the ring, Chains goes to throw a punch and connects. Maxx Pain throw on of his own, another by Chains quickly follows. The two competitors battle it out for a matter of seconds, but Maxx Pain throws a huge uppercut, making Chains stagger about. Maxx attempts a clothesline, which is ducked by Chains. Chains gets behind Maxx and locks him in a headlock. Maxx lifts Chains off the ground and goes for a backdrop, but Chains flips and lands on his feet. He then pushes Maxx face first into the turnbuckle, but Pain stops himself from colliding. Maxx jabs his elbow back and connects it with Chains’ chin.

Jessica: Ouch!

Albert: That nothing!

Chain staggers around while holding his chain. Maxx grabs Chains by his arm and tosses him to the ropes. Chains bounces off the ropes and heads towards Maxx. Maxx goes for a powerslam, but Chains suddenly lands on his feet. Chains bounces off the other ropes and make this way towards Pain. Once there he jumps off the ground and hits a flying forearm, sending the big man down.

Albert: Timber!

Chains lifts Maxx to his feet, but Maxx grabs Chain’s by the throat and sends him into the turnbuckle. He begins to pummel him with punches. He stops, but only to toss him diagonally across the ring and into the far turnbuckle. Maxx runs to the opponent and slams right into his with a turnbuckle clothesline. Chains reels around the ring, and lands face first into the mat (Think Billy Gunn). Maxx stands above Chains, then drops his leg on top of Chain’s head, drilling his face into the mat. Chains rolls across the ring, holding his face. Maxx motions Chains to get to his feet. Slowly but surely he gets up. Maxx runs at Chains, looking for an avalanche, but Chains moves out of the way and pushes Maxx out of the ring. With a sickening thud Maxx lands to the thin matting on the outside. Chains rests on the ropes for a minute, then climbs to the outside with Maxx. The ref protests with him to get back in, but Chains refuses. Once at ringside, Chains kicks his prone opponent. Chains picks up Maxx and bashes his head into the guardrail. Chains quickly follows up by tossing Maxx right into the steel steps.

Jessica: Keep this match inside the ring!

Albert: Like they going to listen to you!

Chains charges at Maxx, but Maxx drops Chains down face first into the steel steps with a drop toehold. The sound echoes through the arena. Maxx slowly regains composure and rolls him into the ring. Maxx climbs into the ring himself. He goes to step over the rope, but Chains shakes the ropes. Maxx lands crotch first on the ropes and gropes in pain. Chains tosses Maxx into the ring and goes for a sloppy pin.

One…

Two…

Maxx puts his foot on the ropes. Chains picks Maxx to his feet and sends him into the ropes. Maxx Pain comes back but catches Chains when he attempts a cross body. Maxx tosses Chains behind him with a fall away slam. Both men lie still, resting. The ref begins to count them down.

One…

Two…

Three…

Four…

Five…

Six…

Both men are now up. Maxx gets the first move, tossing Chains into the turnbuckle. He follows closely behind, but once approaching the turnbuckle Chains locks in Chainsaw (Tarantula)!

Jessica: Stale Cookie! What a move!

Albert: Too bad it illegal!

The ref counts Chains.

One…

Two…

Three…

Four…

Chains releases the move. Both men fall to the mat, but Chains is up quick. He taunts Maxx to get to his feet. Maxx uses the turnbuckle to leverage him up. As he gets up, Chains runs to the other end of the ring, then runs towards Maxx, who is in the turnbuckle. Chains jumps high off the ground, looking for his Chained (Stinger Splash) but Maxx comes out of nowhere and clotheslines him down to the mat, shaking the ring!

Albert: Chinese Stars!!! Maxx almost decapitate him!

Jessica: Maxx saw that move coming!

Maxx goes for a pin.

One…

Two…

Three…

Albert: NO! Chains kick out!

Jessica: Maybe he was having a seizure from the move.

Maxx pounds the mat at the kickout. Maxx looks at the ref and blames him for a slow count. The ref shakes his head and points to his shirt. Maxx sighs and turns back to face his opponent. Chains suddenly low blows Maxx and capitalizes with a DDT! Chains goes for the pin.

One…

Two…

Three…

The ref’s hand doesn’t touch the mat for the third time when Maxx gets his shoulder up! The ref signals that it was a two count. Chains looks at the ref and slaps his hands together three times. The ref shakes his head in disapproval. Chains begins to cockily kick Maxx Pain and goes for another pin.

One…

Two…

Thre…

Maxx gets the shoulder up again. Chains pounds Maxx’s head into the mat and goes for another pin.

One…

Two…

Maxx kicks out. Chains slams his head down and goes for another pin but Maxx throws Chains off of him with force. Maxx gets to his feet and approaches Chains. The two exchange blows. Back and forth the two battle it out. Chains blocks one of the punches and pokes Maxx in the eyes. Maxx staggers around, trying to get his eyesight back. Chains pats his leg a few times, then attempts a jumping superkick, or as he calls hit Chaindaminator but Maxx ducks it. Chains turns around, but is taken out with a sudden big boot! Maxx picks Chains to his feet and places his head between his legs. He raises his arm into the air, then grabs Chains and lifts him up on his shoulders. Career Ender (Last Ride) connects with perfect.

Albert: Sayonara Chains!

Jessica: You know it is over! Maxx Pain goes for the pin!

One…

Two…

Albert: Three! It over! Well, looks like Jess and I go now. Nice match by two, but Maxx be better man.

Jessica: Off to Will and Dean. We will see you all next week!

---Commercial---

---Number one contender to the Extreme Championship match---

---Manic Depression vs. Derek Ashton---

Will: Wewcome evewybody to our commentated match between Manic Depwession, and Dewek Ashton!

Dean: This match is already a full gone conclusion! Manic becomes the number one contender anyone who watches this show can tell you that. Manic is a full fledged member of the great What Money Can Buy, and well Derek Ashton is a nobody, he was picked up off the street and know he thinks he can wrestle! HA

Will: Maybe so but Dewek Ashton has been vewy exciting and performed reawwy weww in recent weeks!

(“The Light” by Common begins to play on the PA system, and Derek Ashton comes out to somewhat an applause from the crowd, as a Fat man eating a doughnut runs round ringside starting the crow with a Mexican wave)

Dean: WAAAAAAAAAY!

Will: I wish you’d stop pwating about, and concentwate on the job you have to do!

Dean: hey relax Will, let your hair down and have some fun!

(Derek Ashton enters the ring and is immediately checked over by Adam Lowe, then all of a sudden “For You” by Stained begins to play on the PA system, as Manic Depressions video plays, and in the ring Derek Ashton anxiously awaits Manic, as does referee Lowe, but from behind Ashton comes Seth with a chair shot to the back of Ashton knocking him down to the mat, and as Ashton hits the Mat Manic come running down the isle into a quick cover on Ashton)

Dean: ahaha what a great move there from WMCB! They have the match already ikn the bag!

ONE……..

Will: this couwd be the shortest match ever!

TWO……..

Dean: damn I knew it’d be quick, but this quick?

THR…….

(Kick out)

Dean: damn how the hell did that amateur kick out of that?

(Manic, looks a little peed, almost expecting to win the match instantaneously. Bu Manic picks Ashton up to his feet, and whips him into the ropes. Ashton returns but Manic nails him with a tilt a whirl back breaker into a cover)

ONE…………

Dean: Now, this time he has it!

TWO……

(Kick out)

Will: awmost an ignowant Manic tonight as he is awmost seemingwy expecting to win after just one move! I know WMCB are vewy ignowant peoplwe but this is a wittwe ridicuwous

Dean: Why is it now? Against a man of very little in ring experience

(Manic picks up Ashton and drops him with a jawbreaker. Manic then bounces off the ropes and hits him with an elbow into another cover)

ONE……

Will: Again Manic with a cover!

TWO…..

Dean: good maybe Ashton will learn his lesson and work some indy circuits first!

(Kick out)

(Manic picks up Ashton again and this time sets him up on the top of a turnbuckle, and heads up. Manic signals for a superplex, but Ashton hits him with a punch between the eyes, Manic returns only to be hit with a sun set flip into a cover by Ashton)

ONE………

Will: there’s an ewement of surprise there!

TWO…….

(Kick out)

Dean: but all he has done is make the beast angry……… stupid mistake!

(Manic looks a mixture of embarrassed, and irate, As he picks up Ashton by the head and sends him over the top rope with a head toss over the top rope, as the referee lectures Manic about it)

Dean: ah shut up ref and move before he blasts you too!

Will: weww maybe Manic should pway by the ruwes!

(Manic shoves the referee out of the way giving him the evil eyes. But Ashton takes his legs from beneath him, and Ashton pulls the WMCB member out of the ring, and sends him rocking and reeling a little with some rights and lefts.)

Will: wook at this new guy go!

Dean: pah I do that in my sleep… and as we should all know that’s very often next to Siu Ann!

Will: when was that ridicuwous rumour started?

Dean: I think some guy got photos of her in MY official “Multi Talented One’s” Bed! OW now that’s cool!

Will: so know your condoning pervert’s and spying!… how nice

(Ashton plays to the ground a little, as he soaks up as much of the wild GZW fans enthusiasm as he can. But as he turns around he is caught with a boot to the mid riff, and whips Ashton into the steal steps)

Will: now that’s not nice on the back!

Dean: but he can’t look worse than he already did… which strangely reminds me of the ugly HKWF commentator Jackie Pee Wee or something like that.

(Manic rolls into the ring, and back out again stopping the referee’s count that is up to four. Manic picks up Ashton high above his head before leaving him to crash down allowing his throat to collide with the security rail)

Dean: Nice to see such a great performance by Manic or is Ashton just pathetic?

Will: weww Manic is certainwy showing his vicious side of him hear tonight!

(Manic picks up Ashton and casually rolls the newcomer back into the ring. Manic follows into the ring with a somewhat lazy stride through the middle ropes, seeing Ashton gasping for air as he is on all fours, Manic nails Ashton in the ribs with a vicious footie kick)

Will: OUCH! That may have snapped a rib or two!

Dean: yea, lets hope so that way we can get him out of the ring and keep this bum off the streets too!

(Manic again spies his opportunity, and goes for a second vicious soccer kick to the ribs of Derek Ashton, Manic swings his foot, and connects again. Manic stapes back almost straight away, and goes for the third successive soccer kick to the ribs of Mr Ashton, but this time he grabs hold of the foot of Manic and spins him over into another surprise cover)

ONE….

Will: Ashton cweverwy using Manic’s own momentum there to his advantage!

TWO…..

Dean: Yea he ain’t good enough to win on his own!

THR…..

(Kickout by Manic)

Dean: never fear though Manic will be our saviour!

(Ashton, and Manic are both quickly up to their feet, and Ashton follows up immediately with a super-kick, into another cover)

ONE……….

Dean: damn Ashton really does want to get out of this match!

TWO……..

Will: well if you continue to twy Dean then maybe he’ww win it eventuawwy

THR…. (Manic has his foot on the ropes)

Dean: not likely that that Ashton is going to win though is it? …. Especially now he’s facing Manic D!

(Ashton is again quickly up to his feet, and goes to the ropes, and comes off the ropes, and hits a shoulder block that doesn’t knock Manic down. Derek goes to the ropes again but this time Depression goes for a clothesline but Ashton ducks, and bounces off the next set of ropes and hits a bulldog on MD, into a cover)

ONE………….

Will: couwd Ashton have it this time?

TWO….

Den: don’t be daft!

(Manic D rolls his shoulder up)

Dean: told ya’ll so!

(Ashton again back up to his feet, charges back into the ropes, and tries knocking Depression down by charging into him. However it doesn’t work, and Manic grabs hold of Ashton under his arms. looking as though he is going to go for belly-to-belly suplex. However Ashton sees this and hits Manic between his eyes, and then attempts to escape under manic legs, but Manic has anticipated it and stamps on the ribs of Derek A)

Dean: ahahahaha Ashton has a lot to learn in this business!

(Depression picks up Derek, and whips him into the turnbuckle, and Manic follows up with a spear driving his shoulder right down the breadbasket of Ashton)

Will: ooooo now that had to hurt!

(Manic then pick up Ashton up and sets him up on the top rope, an Manic follows up to the top rope and hooks the waist of ASHTON)

Will: don’t teww me that he’s going for a maneuver wike that from the top wope! It’s insane!

(D. Ashton gets his fist in between the eyes of Manic causing Manic to fall back, but Manic is quickly up to his feet, though and makes his way back to the turnbuckle were he is met with a boot to the face by the newcomer, manic then stumbles back into the ropes, and Ashton fall causing harm to his private area)

Dean: ahahahahaha! No more baby Ashtons! HOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRAY!

(Manic spying his opportunity quickly makes his way up that turnbuckle and set Ashton up into a……..)

Dean: Operating Table (torture rack) into a jumping neckbreaker from the top rope!

Will: FLAMING FIREY FISH! What a move!

(Manic just lies on top of Ashton as referee Lowe makes the cover)

ONE……

Dean: who did I say would win eh?

TWO…..

Will: are you surpwised after a manever wike the wast?

THREE……

(Ding Ding)

Dean: that’s it it’s all over the great Depression is the victor and is now the number one contender to the Extreme title!

Will: weww that’s aww we have time for in our match, I guess we’ll be off!

(Manic Depression has rolled to the outside and collect a steal chair, and as Ashton is getting up in the ring BAM!, Ashton is taken down with a deafening thud, as Manic continues to pummel Ashton)

Will: NO, the match is over!

Dean: hahahaha well atleast Ashtons career is over

(Suddenly jumping over the security rail comes hero, who jumps in the ring, and Manic quickly escapes the ring, as Hero form the UwU tends to a busted open Ashton in the ring)

---Commercial---

---GZW Tag-Team Championships---

[“C.R.E.A.M” by Wu Tang Clan pounds around the arena as Epic and Eclipse make there way down the ramp with Seth Richards close in toe. The crowd boos the duo loudly as they walk down the ramp sporting the tag titles around their waist. Epic slides into the ring and Eclipse follows in closely behind. The crowd rails them with boos as they soak it in with pleasure and the music fades.]

Billy: What Can Money Buy? What can’t money buy?

Jennifer: Money couldn’t buy you a life or a woman.

Billy: Who needs a life or women when you have money? Your just jealous because your just a second rate commentator.

Jennifer: And what does that make you?

Billy: One of the greatest of all time.

Jennifer: Yea sure.

[Endangered Species, Elijah Threatt and Joseph "Lost Soul" Synger, make there way down the ramp to no music. They both slide into the ring but Epic and Eclipse quickly pounce on them.]

Billy: W.M.C.B is getting the quick advantage. I love it.

Epic and Eclipse pound away on E.S. as they try to get to there feet. Eclipse lifts Threatt to his feet and shoots him across the ring into the ropes but Threatt nails him with a shoulder block knocking him to the ground. Epic pounds away on Synger but he gets to feet and blocks a right hand before firing with his own in return. Eclipse gets to his feet and goes for a right on Threatt but he blocks it and nails him with his own right. Epic and Synger exchange right hands while Eclipse and Threatt exchange rights themselves. E.S. gains the upper hand and rocks the heads of W.M.C.B knocking them against the ropes. E.S. steps back then charges in and nails Epic and Eclipse with big boots knocking them both over the top rope with a thud.]

Jennifer: Nice move by E.S.

Billy: Everybody gets lucky. Even you Jennifer.

[Seth walks over to check on his men as E.S. step back then charge the ropes nailing Epic and Eclipse with a baseball slide knocking them into Seth.]

Billy: Seth was just standing there and E.S. attacked him. He’s not a wrestler.

[Synger rolls Epic into the ring and follows in closely. Synger pounds away on the lower back of Epic as he lies on the ground in pain. Synger drags Epic over and tags in Threatt. Synger applies an arm bar as Threatt climbs into the ring and kicks the arm of Epic. Threatt applies another arm bar on Epic who tries to fight free but Threatt applies more pressure as Epic bends over and grabs Threatt’s leg pulling him to the ground on his back. Epic holds onto the leg and spins around it applying a figure four-leg lock. Threatt screams in pain as he reaches for the ropes. Eclipse reaches in and grabs Epics hands giving him more leverage on the hold. Threatt claws the canvas as he once again tries to reach the ropes. The ref looks up to see the cheating and he forces Epic to release the hold. Epic releases the hold and drags Threatt over to his corner to tag in Eclipse.]

Jennifer: Epic with the tag.

Billy: Talk about stating the obvious.

[Eclipse climbs into the ring and pounds away on Threatt as the ref escorts Epic out of the ring. Eclipse lifts Threatt to his feet and shoots him across the ring into the ropes. Eclipse nails Threatt in the midsection with a knee lift sending him to the mat with a thud. Eclipse quickly makes the cover but Threatt powers out at one]

Jennifer: It’s gonna take more than a knee lift to take E.S. out.

Billy: Not much more than that.

[Threatt gets to his feet slowly as Eclipse pounds away on him. Threatt lets out a roar and blocks a right hand and fires back with several of his own. Threatt rears back and nails Eclipse with a thunderous right hand knocking him on his butt. He walks over and tags in Synger who charges in and pounds away on Eclipse. Epic climbs into the ring but is quickly taken down to the ground with a closeline. Suddenly through the crowd Dameon and Hades jump the railing and slide into the ring attacking Epic and Eclipse. The ref calls for the bell as the Firings pound away on W.M.C.B.]

Jennifer: The Firings cost E.S. the match.

Billy: Damn Firings. Epic and Eclipse had this match won.

[The three teams pound away on each other as a commercial cuts in.]

---Commercial---

Will: Fiewy’s cost Endangewed Species Tag-Titwes!

Dean: Aww, too bad. Well, that’s all the time we have for you folks. See you next week when your’s truly entertains you all once again.

Will: Bye Bye Fowks!