Presents:
Show opens up with the President of GZW, John Profit sitting in his office. Profit is on the phone with some lawyers.
Profit: Listen, I run the show here! I don’t care what’s going on with his contract. The point is that the no-good punk reneged on a deal. So I have no need for his services in the GZW. I’m John Profit! As far as I’m concerned, he can go back to Hollywood where he went to a few months ago because he sure as hell isn’t coming back here!
Cameras cut to the Coliseum arena. Pyro explodes at the entranceway as well as fireworks into the air signaling the return of GroundZero Wrestling’s flagship wrestling show, Monday Manslaughter. “Welcome To Atlanta” by Ludacris and Jermaine Dupri resounds off the walls of the capacity packed Coliseum. The camera scans the almost riotous crowd showing the many signs, banners, and posters. One sign reads, “The only thing I want for X-Mas: GroundZero Wrestling!!” Another states, “Welcome back Monday Manslaughter!!”
Fortune: Welcome wrestling world back to GZW’s Monday Manslaughter! In case any of you have forgotten, I am play-by-play announcer Kandi Fortune and by my side, regrettably, is…
Hunt: You a fatty girl! Fatty girl! Fatty girl!
Fortune: Who me?
Hunt: You a fatty girl! Fatty girl! Fatty girl!
Fortune: What ‘cha mean?
Hunt: Never mind! I’m the greatest color commentator to ever put on a headset! I lay all haters to rest and leave all women holding my filled up used condom! I am Alexander Hunt!
Fortune: You have one overactive imagination, Alex! Tonight is booked to be a brilliant night for wrestling as almost every active wrestler on the roster is scheduled to wrestle!
Hunt: Well looking over my lineup I don’t see the newest Television Champion, El Gambit in any matches, Kandi!
Fortune: Quite true! In any case, we have the debut of many wrestlers on Manslaughter, but also the debut of Kombat, a young promising rookie from right here in Atlanta!
Hunt: It is also the singles debut of his opponent, Rebellion, tonight! I was looking over some archive matches with that idiot Memphis Pike and I am REALLY impressed with the brutality of Rebellion!
Fortune: Maxx Pain hits the title hunt again after dropping his Television title on last weeks Travesty!
Hunt: Yeah, but that hunt begins and ends with the returning villainy of GZW’s, Union Jack! In case I didn’t say it before, welcome back Union Jack!
Fortune: The hottest feud while we have been gone with the HKWF Winter War Tour has been that of What Money Can Buy against the Peacekeepers! Tonight another battle takes place as Gideon tangles with Manic Depression in singles combat while Nathaniel Davis and a new image Sho Murakame team up to face the GZW Tag Team Champions, Epic and Eclipse, in a non-title match!
Hunt: Peacekeepers, WMCB, who really cares? What I want to know is who is this Anastasia and why in the hell has she hooked up with those pathetic Peacekeepers?
Fortune: In the Extreme division, we have not one but two men sharing the Championship title, Pitfighter and Adam Cage! It seems the Front Office has deemed it that if either man gets pinned during any matches, both men lose the Extreme title!
Hunt: Wow! But that’s not the least of it, Kandi! In the tag team match Pitfighter will team with Big Country, a former Extreme Champion, against Adam Cage who is teaming with that idiot garbage dwelling Peacekeeper, Diamond Sledge! To make it all the more interesting, if Cage or Pitfighter is pinned by Diamond or Big Country, they lose the Extreme title!
Fortune: Another Atlanta wrestler, Desecrator, will defend his LightHeavyweight Championship against New Era wrestler, Jake MacKinnon!
Hunt: You mean that punk “Kool Hand” Luke LaVerne is no longer the LightHeavyweight Champ?
Fortune: That’s right, Alex! It seems that Luke received a multimillion-dollar snowboarding contract for ESPN!
Hunt: Woohoo! No more of that “gnarly” talk!
Fortune: Finally we have a double main event! Two handicap matches! In the first we will see the “Champion of the People” T-Rex taking on both the “Wrestling Franchise” Monarch and the Enforcer’s greatest enemy, the “Jade Dragon” Sincere!
Hunt: Hot sh*t! Talk about a pay per view lineup!
Fortune: Doesn’t end there, Alex, as the second main event spotlights the “Desert Storm” Magic against two singles champions! The Intercontinental Champion, the “Living Legend” Pimp Bizkit and the Heavyweight Champion, “The Future” Deacon Kane!
Hunt: Yes! We are finally back on the air plus we will see the total demise of those goody goodies, T-Rex and Magic!
Fortune: Let’s get right into this action packed show!
---Debut Match:
Kombat vs. Rebellion---
Fortune: Our first scheduled match up will be a
debut match with the hometown newcomer, Kombat against a the man who was once
barred from wrestling in the HKWF and former HKWF Hong Kong Heavyweight
Champion, “The Downfall” Rebellion!
Hunt: Let’s get this straight, Kandi! This Kombat
guy obviously comes from a family renown in the wrestling business and his
debut match is against a HKWF legend! I think someone is playing favorites in
the Booking Committee!
Fortune: You say some of the dumbest things
sometime, Alex!
"Welcome To Atlanta" by Ludacris and
Jermaine Dupri blasts on the speakers as Kombat makes his entrance. The newcomer
comes down the rampway in awe of the huge crowd in attendance. Kombat climbs
into the ring and bounces off the ropes to warm up for the match. A fan's sign
reads, "Represent the ATL proudly, new guy!"
Hunt: Look the guy even comes down to the same theme
music as Manslaughter! When have rookies come out to their own theme music in
the GZW anyway? Something fishy is going on around here and I’m going to get to
the bottom of it!
Rebellion is out next to the ring to the tune of “In
The End” by Linkin Park. Cracking his knuckles, Rebellion is all business as he
walks down the rampway. A fan's sign reads, "I heard about you, Rebellion.
Just like in HKWF, you still suck!!"
The match starts off as both men lock up. Reb with a
knee to the midsection of Kombat bends him over. Reb follows up with several
clubbing forearms to the back, which hammers Kombat down. Reb lifts Kombat up
to his feet and whips him to the ropes. Kombat bounces off the ropes and ducks
a back elbow from Reb. Kombat bounces off the far ropes and nails Reb with a
jumping calf kick.
Fortune: Nice move by the rookie!
Kombat lifts Reb up to his feet and twists him arm
in a standing armbar. Reb grabs Kombat's arm with his free arm, twists it and
gets out of the armbar by flipping Kombat down to the mat. Reb with an elbow
drop to the chest of Kombat.
Fortune: Rebellion doesn't look to have any ring
rust after being banned from wrestling!
Reb stomps on Kombat before lifting him back up to
his feet. Reb with several chops to the chest of Kombat. Irish whip by Reb.
Reversal by Kombat. Reb bounces off the ropes and drops Kombat with a shoulder
block. Reb runs and bounces off the ropes for momentum. Kombat drops down as
Reb hops over. Reb bounces off the ropes. Kombat takes down Reb with a hiptoss.
Reb gets back up to his feet. Kombat with a kick to the midsection followed up
with a vertical suplex, dropping Reb's back down to the mat.
Fortune: For a rookie, Kombat is so technically
sound in the ring!
Kombat lifts Reb back up to his feet and shoves him
into the corner. Kombat with a flurry of kicks and punches in the corner on
Reb. Kombat goes to whip Reb out of the corner, but Rebellion reverses it right
into a short arm clothesline, leveling Kombat.
Hunt: Oochie Wally Wally! He almost took his head
off! Kandi, I don’t hear you singing praises about Rebellion!
Reb lifts Kombat up to his feet and lays in several
right hands. Irish whip by Reb. Rebellion goes to scoop up Kombat bouncing off
the ropes, but Kombat floats over and lands behind Reb. The rookie hooks Reb's
waist from behind and drops him with a release German suplex. Reb slowly gets
up to his feet. Kombat charges with a clothesline that sends both men over the
top rope and out of the ring, falling to the floor in front of the announcers.
Hunt: Eek! They're right in front of us!
Kombat gets up and lifts Reb up to his feet. Kombat
with a series of stiff right hands has the ex-HKWF Hong Kong Champion reeling.
Reb turns around, grabs a nearby ring bell, turns and wallops Kombat with it.
Fortune: That's it! Rebellion has been disqualified!
Hunt: Yeah, but I don't think he cares! Besides,
Kombat doesn't look like much of a winner right now!
Reb lifts Kombat, who has been cut over the eye, up
to his feet. Reb puts Kombat’s arm behind his head and delivers...
Fortune: The Downfall!
Reb with a thunderous urinage sends Kombat through
the announcers' table.
Fortune: Holy Jazmin Andrea! The carnage!
Hunt: I know! There goes our table! Guess it
wouldn’t be right if our table didn’t get destroyed on the first match on the
return show!
Rebellion, not through, gets on top of a bloody and
beaten Kombat and pummels him with punches.
Fortune: Stop this! The match is over! What does
this prove?
Hunt: It proves that Rebellion is back in wrestling
and meaner than ever!
---Backstage---
Sincere is waiting in the corridor of the dressing rooms. He has a stern look on his faces. A door opens up and out walks Baz and Maxx Pain, talking strategy. Baz notices Sincere first and holds Pain back.
Sincere: Longtime no see, Maxx Pain. It seems your stock in life has risen since I was last here.
Pain: (getting mad) What the f*ck do you want, Sincere?
Sincere: Not what I want, Maxx Pain, but what “he” wants. (Sincere points behind him)
As Pain turns around to see who “he” is, he is met with a tremendous boot to the face. Baz jumps back into the dressing room. Deacon Kane lifts up Pain from the ground and throws him against the wall.
Deacon: Your time is soon, boy. Fear for your life, fore something wicked cometh your way!!
---Commercial
Break---
Intro:
Tension is at an all-time high in GroundZero Wrestling. The surrounding
presence of the enemy has weighed heavy on the superstars of GZW 2K1.
(Images of Deacon Kane chokeslamming “Smooth Operator” Billy Bond flashes, as
an image of Len DuBray chained at the wrist to Firefly, throwing him over the
top rope, dislocating Firefly’s shoulder, and the image of El Gambit coshing
Pitfighter fades in and out.)
What chances will the superstars take to bring balance back to GroundZero
Wrestling 2K1? Can they afford not to give it their all?
(The faces of T-Rex, Magic, Jason Makavelli, and the Fierys flash by quickly.
The images of the Peacekeepers—Diamond Sledge, Sho Murakame, Gideon, and
Nathaniel Davis—soon follow.)
”Acceptable Risks”
December 31st 2001
Live from the GZW 2K1 Coliseum
Atlanta, Georgia
---“The Menace”
Union Jack vs. “CareerKiller” Maxx Pain---
Fortune: Our next match will prove to be monumental! Maxx Pain against Union Jack! Due to Deacon’s attack on Maxx moments ago, the Booking Committee has declared that if Maxx Pain wins, he gets a title shot against Deacon Kane for the GZW Heavyweight Championship!
Hunt: Don't even sweat it, Kandi! Union Jack is going to wipe the mat with the so-called CareerKiller's ass! Hell, if Maxx Pain does beat Union Jack tonight, I will be at the next Manslaughter in nothing but a diaper!
Fortune: You guys got that on tape, right?!?
“Breathe” by Prodigy bumps on the Coliseum speakers introducing the returning wrestler, Union Jack. The fans boo one of the most hated men in GZW history as he makes his way down to the ring with an arrogant swagger.
"My Way” by Limp Bizkit gets the crowd on their feet. Maxx Pain, with his partner Basil Bond by his side, makes his way down to the ring as the fans boo him equally. Pain steps into the ring, cautiously eyeing UJ across the ring. Pain turns to pull on the ropes to loosen up. UJ does not wait for the official start of the match, nailing Pain from behind with a forearm shot to the back.
Fortune: Union Jack off to a quick start!
Ref Donald Fey calls for the bell, signaling the start of the match. UJ hammers Pain with right hands. Irish whip by UJ. Pain bounces off the ropes and ducks a UJ clothesline. Pain bounces off the far ropes and drops UJ with a mafia kick to the face. The fans erupt. UJ slowly gets back up to his feet. Pain moves in and unleashes rapidfire punches to the head. Irish whip by Pain. UJ bounces off the ropes. Pain charges at him and nearly takes his head off with a Benoit style clothesline.
Fortune: What a clothesline!
Hunt: It was all right!
Pain goes to lift up UJ to his feet. Irish whip by Pain is reversed by UJ right into a short knee lift to the midsection. With Pain bent at the waist, UJ with a "Mr. Perfect-esque" knee lift to the head drops Pain to the mat.
Hunt: That's the “Menace” Union Jack!
With the CareerKiller down, UJ bounces off the ropes and drops a huge jumping kneedrop to the forehead. Baz cringes at the sight. UJ lifts Pain up to his feet. UJ with several European uppercuts, sending Pain to the corner. UJ then grabs Pain's head and slams it into the turnbuckle. UJ, still holding Pain's head, runs diagonally across the ring, going to slam Pain's head into the turnbuckle. But Pain gets a boot up to the turnbuckle to block it, then quickly grabs UJ's head and slams his head into the turnbuckle instead. UJ turns his back away from Pain, holding his face. Pain quickly capitalizes by hooking his waist and dropping the former Television Champion with a dangerous belly to back suplex.
Angle: Holy Jazmin Andrea! Union Jack's neck nearly snapped on that belly to back!
Hunt: The CareerKiller is nothing compared to the British Butcher!
With UJ down on the mat, Pain runs to the ropes for momentum. But UJ gets up to his feet, charges at Pain and clotheslines him from behind, sending him over the top rope and down to the Coliseum floor.
Fortune: Union Jack with a vicious clothesline!
Hunt: Nothing but the best from Union Jack!
UJ climbs up to the top turnbuckle as Pimp gets up slowly on the floor. UJ leaps off and drops a wicked double axhandle to the top of Pain's head. The Menace lifts up Pain and proceeds to beat him down at ringside, slamming his head into the guardrail.
Fortune: Wait! Union Jack is now removing the padding on the floor, exposing the cold and unforgiving concrete!
Hunt: Sounds like your momma!
With the concrete exposed, UJ sets up Pain for a vertical suplex on the floor. UJ lifts Pain up, but Pain floats over and lands behind UJ. Pain hooks UJ's waist and drops UJ onto the concrete with a German suplex.
Fortune: Holy Jazmin Andrea!
Hunt: Eek!
The fans are chanting "G-Z-W!" after that brutal bump. Maxx Pain lifts up UJ and rolls him into the ring. Pain climbs up to the apron, waiting for UJ to get up. As UJ gets to his feet, the big man reaches in and haymakers UJ.
Fortune: Great Stephon Elijah! The sheer strength of Maxx Pain!
Hunt: Come on, Union Jack!
Pain steps into the ring, picking up UJ, and setting him for a powerbomb. UJ musters enough strength and turns it into a back body slide.
Fortune: What a counter by Union Jack!
UJ lifts Maxx Pain back up. The Menace with a forearm shot to the small of the back. UJ then executes a gutwrench suplex, slamming Pain onto his back.
Fortune: Union Jack working on the back of Maxx Pain!
UJ lifts up Pain and drops him across his knee with a backbreaker. UJ with a cover.
1...2…
Fortune: Maxx Pain kicks out!
UJ lifts up Pain. Irish whip by UJ. Pain bounces off the ropes and ducks a clothesline. Pain bounces off the far ropes, but UJ catches him in an...
Fortune: Abdominal stretch by Union Jack! Can Maxx Pain hold on?
Hunt: This should do it! He can't escape the clutches of the great Union Jack!
UJ locks in the hold, cinching it in tightly. Pain reaches out his hand, inches away from the top rope.
Fortune: He's a few inches short!
Hunt: You must say that a lot to your husband, Kandi?!
Fortune: I’m not even married, Alex!
Pain, with Baz desperately trying to rally him, reaches out one last time and makes it for a rope break. Ref Paulie Newman counts and UJ releases finally at 4 and 1/2. UJ with several right hands to the head, followed with an Irish whip. UJ scoops up Pain coming off the ropes, but the CareerKiller floats over and land behind UJ. Pain with a rear waistlock on UJ. UJ with a back elbow to try to break free, but Pain anticipates it and ducks. The momentum of the missed elbow turns UJ around, facing Pain. Maxx Pain quickly grabs UJ by the waist and takes him down with a belly-to-belly suplex.
Fortune: Listen to these fans erupt for the lesser of two evils! Maxx Pain with the belly to belly!
Both men get up slowly to their feet. UJ is clutching his back. Pain with a flurry of forearm shivers to the head of UJ, knocking him back into the corner. Pain snapmares UJ out of the corner and down into a sitting position on the mat. Pain connects with several stiff kicks to the back of the head followed up with a low dropkick to the back of UJ's head. With Jack down on the mat, Pain stands over, holding his fist in the air. Pain then drops down with a quick "D'Lo" legdrop across the throat as the fans pop.
Fortune: Maxx Pain with the cover!
1...2...
Fortune: No! Union Jack gets a shoulder up!
Hunt: Whew!
Pain lifts up UJ and pulls him toward the center of the ring. Maxx with a brainbuster. With UJ on the mat motionless, Pain looks to the crowd before he climbs up to the top rope. Baz cheers his partner on. Pain leaps off and connects with a Lo Down frogsplash (mad splash).
Fortune: He hit it! Maxx Pain with the Lo Down frogsplash! A high-risk move by the big man!
1…2...
Fortune: No! At the last possible moment, Union Jack gets a shoulder up! Love him or hate him, there is no denying Union Jack's toughness!
Hunt: That's right! He's got enough balls to put Spalding out of business!
Pain, undaunted by the kick out, lifts UJ to his feet. Irish whip by Pain reversed by UJ. Pain bounces off the ropes and goes for a clothesline. But UJ ducks, reaches back, grabs Ref Newman by the belt and pulls him into harm's way.
Fortune: Ohmigosh! Maxx Pain’s clothesline knocked out Referee Newman!
Hunt: DQ! Disqualify him!
Fortune: If anyone should be DQ'd, it should be Union Jack! He pulled Ref Newman into the way of the clothesline!
Hunt: Well, um...Pain should be DQ'd for having a metal plate in his forearm!
Fortune: He has no such thing! The GZW doesn't have stupid gimmicks like that!
Pain checks on the ref. Meanwhile, UJ gets back up to his feet. UJ turns Pain around, kicks him in the stomach and drops the CareerKiller on his head with a DDT. The cover by UJ.
Fortune: There's no ref... Wait a minute! Here comes Tate in a ref's shirt running down the rampway!
Hunt: Finally! A referee tough enough to handle the rigors of pro wrestling!
Tate slides into the ring and goes for a quick count.
1.2.
Fortune: Kick out by Maxx Pain! Damn, that was a quick count!
Hunt: What are you talking about? That was legit like MC Hammer as in "Too Legit Too Quit!"
Fortune: The dynamics of this match have changed greatly! With the regular ref still out cold, our beloved Director of Wrestling Affairs, Tate Troublesome, has donned a referee's shirt and is calling the match! Things don't look good for Maxx Pain!
Hunt: But why is Mr. Troublesome helping Union Jack? I love him for it, but there is no love loss on either side between him and Union Jack!
UJ lifts up Pain and drops him on his back with a belly to back suplex. With Pain down, UJ goes for a blatant choke.
Fortune: Come on! Union Jack is choking the life out of Maxx Pain!
Hunt: Hey! Tate's a fair and impartial ref!
UJ finally lets go of the choke. UJ lifts Pain up to his feet. UJ with a fisherman suplex with the bridge for the pin. Tate with the fast count.
1.2.
Fortune: No! Maxx Pain just does kick out before Tate's quick three!
UJ can't believe it. He lifts up Pain and whips him to the ropes. Pain bounces off the ropes. UJ drops his head for a backbody drop. Pain quickly capitalizes by hooking UJ's head and driving into the mat with a jumping DDT. The cover by Maxx Pain.
Fortune: Tate won't count! What a little prick!
Hunt: Don't call him that! No wonder why he divorced your sister Nikita Fortune!
An irate Pain gets up in the face of Tate. Da Rebel pushes his ex-Bad Influence member back.
Fortune: The odds don’t look good for Maxx Pain!
But UJ gets up and nails Pain with a lowblow from behind.
Fortune: What a cheap shot by Union Jack!
Hunt: All’s fair in love and war!
UJ lifts up Pain and whips him to the ropes. Pain bounces off the ropes and ducks a UJ clothesline. Pain bounces off the ropes, but UJ catches him and drops him down with a powerslam.
Hunt: Boo yeah! Union Jack is in control!
UJ looks to the booing crowd as he lifts the obvious favorite up to his feet. UJ with a standing headscissors lifts Pain up and drops him on his head with a piledriver.
Fortune: Devastating! The cover by Union Jack! Wait! Where's Tate?
Hunt: Look!
Baz gets up on the apron trying to distract Tate. Baz calls Tate over to him. Tate walks over to him, pulls him head first into the ring, and applies the Troubleshooter (sharpshooter) to Baz.
Fortune: Tate is taking out Baz!
Hunt: I can't blame him! He sucked as a cameraman and was even worse as a wrestler!
UJ looks up to see his former stablemate attacking Baz. UJ gets up to his feet. Baz passes out from the pain, but Tate does not release the hold.
Fortune: Tate is trying to break the legs of Baz!
Hunt: Baz will be sitting the sidelines with his mentor, Billy “Smooth Operator” Bond!
UJ pushes Tate around, yelling at him for not paying attention and making the count. Meanwhile, Pain gets up, gets behind UJ, hooks both his arms and drops him with a tiger suplex.
Fortune: Holy Jazmin Andrea! What impact!
Pain lifts UJ up to his feet. Irish whip by Pain, reversal by UJ. UJ scoops up Pain coming off the ropes. Pain floats over and lands behind UJ. Pain hooks UJ's head from behind in an inverted facelock (inverted DDT position), lifts UJ up in the air vertically, holds him there for a few seconds, then drops back into...
Fortune: A Jade Cutter! This should do it! Maxx Pain with the cover! But Tate is standing there like an idiot, not making the count!
Hunt: He's no idiot! He's not going to count his friend down!
But the original referee comes to. He crawls to make the count.
1…2…
Fortune: No! Tate stops Ref Newman's count!
Tate pulls Ref Newman to his feet, yelling at him and saying that he's the Director of Wrestling Affairs. Pain gets up to his feet facing Ref Newman and Tate. Meanwhile, UJ gets up to his feet. UJ sneaks up on Pain and drops the CareerKiller with a side Russian leg sweep. Tate then tosses Newman out of the ring through the ropes.
Fortune: What the hell? Tate threw Ref Newman out of the ring!
Hunt: Tate is back in control of this match!
UJ stands ready on his feet, motioning for Pain to get up to his feet. When Pain does, UJ kicks him in the midsection. UJ then turns his back to Pain, going for a stunner. But Pain pushes UJ in the back, sending him crashing into Tate, who falls out to the floor.
Fortune: Out goes Mr. Troublesome! Tate is sent out of the ring!
Pain turns UJ around and kicks him in the midsection. With UJ bent at the waist, Pain locks UJ’s head between his head and lifts UJ up by the waist and slams him back down to the mat with the...
Fortune: Career Ender! (high angle powerbomb) Maxx Pain with the cover, but there's no ref! Wait! Ref Newman is getting back into the ring!
Hunt: Hurry Tate! Get back in there!
Ref Newman with the count.
1...2...
Fortune: Three! Maxx Pain wins the match! The CareerKiller will get a title shot against Deacon Kane!
Hunt: No!!! Maxx Pain is going to get a title shot?!? Union Jack lost?!? I have to wear a diaper next Monday?!?
Maxx Pain heads back up the ramp with an unconscious and possibly crippled Baz over his shoulders as the fans are on their feet. He looks back to the capacity crowd. Pain raises his fist, saluting the fans.
Fortune: We could be looking at the next GZW Heavyweight Champion!
Hunt: Look in the ring though!
Tate rises from the ground and waves to the back. Barreling down the rampway heading for the ring is “Dark Lord” Nagasaki Sajiri and Len DuBray.
Fortune: We haven’t seen these two in months! They weren’t even on the Winter War Tour!
DuBray hits the ring first but is instantly clotheslined to the mat. UJ picks him up by the hair and scoop slams him to the mat. Doing this, he takes his attention off of his surroundings and Tate enters the ring, steel chair in hand.
Fortune: Crushing chair shot across the back of Union Jack! Now Dark Lord is choking him out with the STF!
Hunt: But I still have to wear a diaper!
Tate grabs a mic and gets in the face of Union Jack.
Tate: I came out here to help you, you stupid English bastard! But what did you do? You f*cked it up just like you f*cked up Bad Company years ago!! Well, let me tell you something Jacky. Just like I had to tell Magic months ago in this very ring, this is MY federation! I am the foundin’ father!! Know the peckin’ order, you little b*tch!!
---Backstage---
The sadistic and maniacal Monarch is shown walking in the backstage area near some crates. Suddenly, Rex comes out of the shadows and attacks Monarch.
Fortune: T-Rex is taking the fight to Monarch!
Hunt: No!
Rex grabs Monarch and slams his face into a nearby wall. Then, the Enforcer drags Monarch up onto a wooden crate. Rex then lifts Monarch up and drops him down on his head with a piledriver through the crate.
Fortune: Holy Jazmin Andrea! T-Rex is taking the fight to Bad Influence, first starting off with Monarch! It was scheduled to be Monarch and Sincere against T-Rex in a handicap match, but it seems as if T-Rex may have evened the odds!
---Deacon Kane’s
dressing room---
Within the dressing room of the GZW Heavyweight Champion are Sincere, Pimp Bizkit, and Deacon. Tate walks out of the bathroom, bare-chested, with the ref’s shirt draped over his shoulder.
Tate: That stupid ass Union Jack! Try to help out someone and see the gratitude that they show. Now that idiot Maxx Pain gets a title shot at Deacon.
Deacon stands up in front of Tate, dwarfing the Director of Wrestling. Tate stands his ground as he looks up at the menacing face of the “Wicked One”.
Tate: Problem, Deacon?
Deacon: Maxx Pain is of no concern to me, Troublesome. Much like the first time he and I met, next week will be no different. I do not seek your “protection”, Rebel For The Hell Of It.
Tate: I’m not tryin’ to protect you, big man, just…
Deacon: Just nothing. I will prove to all the unbelievers that Deacon Kane relies upon no one.
The 7’4” 478 pound Champion walks upon a cellphone talking Pimp. Pimp looks up at the huge man.
Deacon: I do not need your help against Magic. I have bested the “Desert Storm” many times before.
Tate: (looking around the room) Where in the world is Monarch?
---Commercial
Break---
---Manic Depression vs. “Far East Beast” Gideon---
Fortune: This match is guaranteed to be intense; these two men’s teams have been at each other’s throats for a while now!
Hunt: Manic Depression of What Money Can Buy and Gideon of the Peacekeepers, it should be explosive!
"Denial” by Sevendust hits as Manic of WMCB comes down towards the ring to a chorus of boos. Manic ignores the fans and slides into the ring bouncing back against the ropes a few times awaiting the match.
"Name of the Game” by Crystal Method rips through the PA and the crowd pops as Gideon and Anastasia heads to the ring. The barbed-wired gloves donned by the Far East Beast catches a lot of attention as Gid slides into the ring.
Fortune: The energetic Peacekeeper looks ready for action here tonight!
Hunt: I’d like to be in action with that Anastasia, damn! What does she see in Gideon anyway?
Fortune: Must be the barbed wired gloves, Alex!
As Gid is removing his gloves, Manic jumps the proverbial gun and charges across the ring dropping Gid with a huge clothesline, and then proceeds to stomp away at his downed opponent. The fans show their feelings, by showering the early attacker with boos and the occasional plastic beer cup.
Fortune: Manic Depression has no morals whatsoever! He can’t even wait for the match to start!
Hunt: It shows he knows how to win matches, Kandi!
Manic pulls Gid up to his feet and whips him into the ropes, Gid ducks the clothesline and on the way back sends one-third of WMCB to the mat with a huge jumping calf kick. Gid hammers away at Manic’s head then pulls him up pressing him into the corner and unloading with an onslaught of knife-edge chops. Each one drawing a loud "Whooooo!" from the fans.
Fortune: Nature Boy worthy chops from Gideon, I can almost feel the welts forming on Manic’s chest!
Hunt: You have major people issues!
Gid whips Manic, but the WMCB member uses his lighter weight advantage to flip the momentum around and sends Gid into the corner hard, stumbling out. Manic unleashes a standing sidekick at Gideon’s skull, but the Peacekeeper ducks and drops Manic to the mat with a superkick of his own.
Fortune: What a move by the Far East Beast!
Hunt: I’ve seen it before!
Gid looks to the fans as he begins to pull Manic up to his feet when he is met with an uppercut shot between the legs dropping him over in a heap.
Fortune: What a cheap shot by Manic!
Hunt: It’s Gideon’s fault, he was the one not paying attention to his opponent. See what underestimating What Money Can Buy gets you!
Manic pulls Gid up and whips him into the ropes, dropping him with a huge spine buster. He then leans against the ropes but Anastasia holds onto his ankle.
Hut: I bet you condone that, Kandi!
Manic kicks at the ropes sending Anastasia backwards. Manic then turns and front flips, intending to drive an elbow into the heart of Gid. But he eats mat as Gid moves out of the way.
Fortune: The quickness of Gideon showing there!
Manic gets up stumbling slightly, he blindly swings at Gid who ducks it and kicks Manic in the back arching him. Gid locks Manic in an inverted fireman’s carry and drops him with an inverted diamond cutter, the move known to Gideon as…
Fortune: Moment of Zen! Gideon with the cover!
1…2…
Fortune: Three! Gideon picks up the clean win over Manic Depression!
Hunt: He may have won tonight, but WMCB will mop the Coliseum floor with those Peacekeepers, starting right now!
Barreling down the rampway are the Tag Team Champions and fellow stablemates of Manic, Epic and Eclipse. The two instantly hit the ring and beat down on Gideon. Outside the ring, Anastasia is going frantic.
Fortune: What a disgrace! How can they call themselves champions?
Hunt: It’s easy! With their mouths!
The crowd pops as Nathaniel Davis and Sho Murakame rush from backstage to save their Peacekeeper member.
Fortune: Here comes the cavalry! And look at the three cowards of What Money Can Buy hightail it through the crowd!
Hunt: It’s not running, Kandi! It’s called a tactical retreat! The Tag Team Champions have to conserve their energy cause in a little while they have to beat the hell out of the Entertainment Franchise and the Fairplay Enforcer!
In the ring Davis, Sho, and Anastasia tend to the fallen Gideon. He manages to get up under his own strength to the applause of the attending crowd.
---Backstage---
Out of breath, the GZW Tag Team Champions, Epic and Eclipse, and their WMCB cohort, Manic Depression, rest backstage. Walking up on the trio is Tate Troublesome, now dressed in a black jogging suit.
Tate: Well, well, well. If it isn’t What Money Can Buy. (Looking around) Where is that toad of a business advisor, Clancy McClean, hidin’? Ah, well, I saw the good work you did on those Peacekeepers. Since I have plans for my good friend Firefly, I’m goin’ to give you two (pointing to Epic and Eclipse) the night off.
The Tag Champs smile with extreme glee. They begin to walk off until Tate calls their attention.
Tate: Listen, fellas, once you realize that money CAN’T buy everythin’, come by my office upstairs and we’ll see about getting’ you on the right track.
Tate walks off down the hall as WMCB watches him go.
WMCB: (in unison) What’s he mean, “on the right track”?
---Commercial
Break---
---Number One Contenders Tag Team Match: Nathaniel “Entertainment Franchise” Davis and Sho “Fairplay Enforcer” Murakame vs. The StormRiders---
Fortune: This match up was supposed to be the Peacekeepers against the Tag Team Champions, What Money Can Buy in a non-title match. But it seems as that Epic and Eclipse had a little meeting with the Director of Wrestling Affairs, Tate Troublesome, after their attack on Gideon and weaseled their way out of this match!
Hunt: Yeah, people have been saying how bad Bad Influence has been for the GZW, but Mr. Troublesome has shown that he understands the needs and concerns of the wrestlers. He knew the Tag Champs were tired and all, so he gave them a night off!
Fortune: More like WMCB ducking the Peacekeepers if you ask me!
Hunt: Whatever! Epic and Eclipse can take out those Keeper boys anytime they want! Besides, who says Davis and Murakame are even worthy of facing the Tag Team Champs!
Fortune: That has been the stipulation of this match; the winners will become number one contenders for the Tag Team belts. Nathaniel Davis and Sho Murakame have quite a challenge tonight in the form of the StormRiders. We've seen the StormRiders do some pretty vicious things in the ring while we were on the Winter War Tour!
Hunt: You can believe that they’re going to be extremely pissed as they were unjustly stripped of the Tag Team titles while they were touring!
"Quiet Storm” by Mobb Deep bumps on the Coliseum speakers as “Outlaw” Wales and Prey come out to the ring. The StormRiders draw some rather loud boos from the crowd in the GZW Coliseum. The tough men from HKWF get into the ring, ready for action.
"Resistance Line” by Michiko Naruke (OOC: check “Wild Arms 2” on Playstation to hear it) starts up, signaling the entrance of the Peacekeepers. Davis and Sho make their way down to the ring accompanied by their newest manager, Anastasia.
Hunt: Anastasia my bed buddy tonight! She is looking absolutely scrumptious! Two appearances in one night!
Fortune: Calm down, Alex! I really like this new image of Sho Murakame! The Oakleys, the trench coat, and the hair! Makes Sho look more streamlined!
Hunt: Ah, who cares?! Firefly or Fairplay Enforcer, he still basically sucks!
"C.R.E.A.M." by Wu-Tang Clan plays on the Coliseum speakers as the GZW Tag Team Champions WMCB, Epic and Eclipse, make their way down to ringside for some color commentary. The fans boo the two men.
Fortune: What are they coming down here for?
Hunt: Hey! Anytime the Tag Champs want to grace us with their presence, you better just appreciate it! Welcome Epic, Eclipse!
Epic puts on a headset as Eclipse just stands behind his teammate.
Epic: What's up, Alex? Stupid Kandi? Just came down on our night off to check out whom the number one contender for the tag team belts will be. Of course it won't really matter because either way, the Tag Champions will drop one of these guys and there is only two things they can do about it...
Fortune: (interrupting) The match is starting!
Sho and Prey start it off for their respective teams. Both men talking smack to each other. Prey shoves Sho back a few steps. Sho comes back with a shove of his own. Prey fires back several stinging right hands. Irish whip by Prey, reversal by Sho. Sho elevates Prey coming off the ropes with a back body drop. Prey gets up to his feet. Sho charges and levels him with a clothesline. Sho then tags in Davis. The Peacekeepers lift up Prey and whip him to the ropes. Prey bounces back. Sho lifts up Prey and drops him on his crotch with an inverted atomic drop. With Prey stunned, Nathaniel Davis charges and levels him with a bulldog lariat (clothesline with the attacker falling to his butt, taking down the opponent like a bulldog, but face up.)
Fortune: Nice double-team offense by the Peacekeepers!
Epic: That's all right. But that is nothing compared to what Epic and Eclipse, the GZW Tag Team Champions bring to the ring! Plus you do realize that I am a two-time Tag Team Champion?
Hunt: Damn right! Preach on!
As Sho goes to his corner, Davis lifts up Prey. Prey drops to his knees and nails Davis with a lowblow. With Davis stunned, Prey grabs Davis by the neck and takes him down with a snap suplex. Prey then tags in Wales.
Fortune: Here comes the vicious Outlaw Wales!
Wales stomps on Davis as he is still down on the mat. Wales lifts Davis back up to his feet. Wales unleashes a flurry of right hands to the head of Davis. Wales with an Irish whip, reversal by Davis. Davis drops his head for a backbody drop. Wales, coming off the ropes, puts on the breaks, grabs Davis’ head, jumps in the air and drives the Peacekeeper’s jaw into his knee.
Fortune: Wicked jawbreaker to the knee!
Epic: Yeah these StormRiders are okay. But honestly, "Outlaw”? This isn’t the Old West or something.
Wales lifts up Davis and punishes him some more with right hands to the face. Sho desperately reaches out, trying to make a tag. Wales hooks Davis’ neck, turns and drops him with a "rude awakening" falling neckbreaker. Wales with the cover, but the Entertainment Franchise kicks out.
Wales lifts Davis up to his feet and shoves him to the corner. Wales stomps away at the midsection of Davis, then goes to whip him diagonally across the ring to the opposite corner. Davis hits the turnbuckle hard. Wales, with a head of steam, charges at the Peacekeeper. But Davis with a back elbow catches Wales in the face, stunning him. Davis hops onto the middle turnbuckle and dives off, leveling Wales with a Headliner (diving clothesline). Davis crawls toward his corner. Anastasia pounds on the apron, trying to rally her men to make the tag.
Fortune: Can Davis make the tag to Sho?
Hunt: That’s like asking will there ever be World Peace?
As Davis is just a foot away, Prey illegally runs into the ring and nails Davis in the back with an elbow drop. Ref Donald Fey reprimands Prey, telling him to go back to his corner.
Fortune: Ref Fey may be telling Prey to go back to his corner, but the damage has been done. He stopped the tag to Sho Murakame and Outlaw Wales is now up to his feet!
Hunt: Epic, even you must be impressed with Prey's tactics!
Epic: Alex, no one, and I mean NO ONE, knows more about tag team tactics than the kings of the tag team mountain, What Money Can Buy!
Wales lifts Davis up to his feet and whips him into the corner. From the apron, Prey holds Davis. Wales charges and nails a clothesline in the corner, flattening Davis. Prey is then tagged into the match. The StormRiders pull Davis out of the corner and hammer him with right hands. Irish whip by the ex-Tag Champions. Davis bounces off the ropes. The Riders drop their heads for a double back body drop, but Davis hooks both their heads and drops Wales and Prey with simultaneous DDTs.
Fortune: What a counter by Nathaniel Davis! He's crawling towards his corner! Can he make the tag to Sho?
Epic: I don't think so!
On that note, WMCB hit the ring with their belts in hand. Epic slides into the ring and slams Davis in the back of the head with the belt. Ref Fey calls for the bell. Eclipse steps into the ring. The StormRiders ask Eclipse "what the hell?" Eclipse answers by knocking out both men with the belt. The Fairplay Enforcer gets in the ring. Epic with a shot to the head with the belt knocks down Sho.
Fortune: What the hell?
Hunt: The Tag Team Champs showing whom the top dogs in the GZW are!
Suddenly coming down the rampway...
Fortune: The Fiery’s! Dameon and Hades!
The father and son team slide into the ring and take on the Tag Champs, hammering them with right hands. Then...
Fortune: Look, it's Endangered Species! Although we saw them at Winter War, I didn’t know they made their return to GZW!
John Profit's ex-bodyguards get into the ring, wanting a piece of the action. Following right behind them, on their heels, are the College Boys.
Fortune: What a wild and hectic scene! Basically all the tag teams in the GZW are in the ring!
Hunt: What a way to “Return To Order”!
All six teams are in the ring, brawling it out.
Fortune: This is absolutely chaotic! How does this affect the number one contendership for the tag titles?
The scene is like a huge riot, with all the tag teams going at it in the ring and at ringside. Security and officials flood the area, trying to regain some sense of order.
---Commercial---
Intro:
Tension is at an all-time high in GroundZero Wrestling. The surrounding
presence of the enemy has weighed heavy on the superstars of GZW 2K1.
(Images of Deacon Kane chokeslamming “Smooth Operator” Billy Bond flashes, as
an image of Len DuBray chained at the wrist to Firefly, throwing him over the
top rope, dislocating Firefly’s shoulder, and the image of El Gambit coshing
Pitfighter fades in and out.)
What chances will the superstars take to bring balance back to GroundZero
Wrestling 2K1? Can they afford not to give it their all?
(The faces of T-Rex, Magic, Jason Makavelli, and the Fierys flash by quickly.
The images of the Peacekeepers—Diamond Sledge, Sho Murakame, Gideon, and
Nathaniel Davis—soon follow.)
”Acceptable Risks”
December 31st 2001
Live from the GZW 2K1 Coliseum
Atlanta, Georgia
---Back From The Commercial---
The camera fades back in from a commercial and someone at ringside is trying to climb over the guardrail while security is busy at the entranceway.
Hunt: Security, SECURITY!! There’s someone trying to get over the railing!
Fortune: Yes, Alex, and do you happen to notice whom that is?
Hunt: Pam Anderson coming to reward me for all my fan letters?
Fortune: No, Alex, it’s the lover of one of GZW’s greatest stars, Crystal!
Hunt: Oh you mean it’s the lover of the victim of Deacon Kane and the recipient of the John Profit pink slip award!! Now I see whom you mean. *Gasp* She’s climbing into the ring. Throw her ass out on the street like her no good boyfriend!
Crystal: Alex, If you don’t shut THE F*CK UP!! I’ll come down there and slap the sh*t out of your mouth!!
The crowd pops huge for the brave young woman. Alex sits dumbfounded.
Crystal: I know that weasel is gonna have me thrown out of the building, but before he does I’d just like everyone here to email, write, call and protest. Don’t boycott, but PLEASE I beg you help us fight to get Billy back!!!!
Crystal: BRING Billy Jack!!
Crowd: Bring Back Billy! Bring Back Billy!
Crystal: Bring back B…
Crystal is cut off as John Profit makes his way out to the entranceway. The fans welcome the President with obscene chants.
Fortune: Listen to these fans!
Hunt: I have to wash my ears out with soap!
Profit: Well if it isn't Crystal. I thought I had Tate ban you and your washed up boyfriend from my company?
Hunt: Get her ass out of here!
Profit: But I didn't come out here to reminisce about has-beens. No, I'm out here to tell you, to tell all these idiots out here, that Billy “Smooth Operator” Bond will not be coming back to the GZW!
The crowd boos and starts up another "Bring back Billy" chant.
Profit: Listen to you people! I run things around here, so if you insist on still being the little b*tch you've been all your life, I'll have to have security come out here and throw your skank ass out of here!
Fortune: He can't talk to her like that!
Crystal: Excuse me, Mr. Profit, but I think you're mistaken. You were always the little b*tch!
The fans erupt as a furious Profit gazes at her in amazement.
Profit: That's it! Outlaw! Prey! Get out here…NOW!!!
On cue, the StormRiders, Outlaw Wales and Prey walk out to the stage. They follow Profit as he walks down the ramp.
Profit: You little b*tch! I'm going to throw you out where you belong, on a street corner!
The StormRiders and John Profit climb up the apron as Crystal backs away in fear. Suddenly...
Fortune: Look! It's T-Rex and Magic!
The crowd erupts as the two men run down from the backstage area, heavily taped up. They slide into the ring. Magic with a steel chair whacks Prey over the head as Rex cracks a kendo stick over the head of Outlaw Wales. The two men clear the ring of the StormRiders as Profit quickly scurries out of the ring to save his own hide. Magic helps up Crystal as Rex stands on the ropes, motioning for the StormRiders to get back in the ring.
Fortune: What an explosive situation we have on our hands!
Hunt: Crystal started this whole thing! She has no business getting in the ring with the microphone! I don't care whose girlfriend she is!
Fortune: All I know is that Profit will not stand for Magic and T-Rex's interference in his affairs. Some major dookey is going to hit the fan!
---Backstage---
Senior Interviewer Weston Bentley walks into Nathaniel “Entertainment Franchise” Davis’ dressing room. Inside the room are Davis, Sho, and Gideon watching the monitor. Anastasia is sitting down as well. Diamond is in the corner tying up his boots.
Bentley: Peacekeepers, a word with you all?
All four men look at Weston and then go back to watching the monitor. Weston looks dejected. Anastasia sees this and pulls him off to the side.
Anastasia: Listen, Mr. Bentley. My men are fed up with the tactics of What Money Can Buy. Those three think they can run roughshod over any and everyone they come up against. I’m here to let them know otherwise. The Peacekeepers want to get all three of WMCB in the ring at one time. Anyplace, anywhere.
Bentley: Well how about at Acceptable Risks?
Anastasia: Actually that is a brilliant idea, Mr. Bentley. Two weeks from now. Live on pay per view right here in the GZW Coliseum, “The Far East Beast” Gideon, Sho “Fairplay Enforcer” Murakame, and Nathaniel “Entertainment Franchise” Davis versus What Money Can Buy. Let’s see how real you men are then!!
An intern comes to the door telling Diamond he’s up next. His fellow Peacekeepers began clapping and encouraging him. Diamond smiles bashfully and walks out the door toward his tag team match.
---Big Country and
Pitfighter vs. Diamond Sledge and Adam Cage---
Fortune: It seems that we have the first match scheduled for Acceptable Risks! The Peacekeepers versus What Money Can Buy in a Six Man Tag Team match!
Hunt: Finally WMCB will end the careers of those so-called Peacekeepers!
Fortune: Well our next match will showcase enemies teaming up as the Extreme Champion, Pitfighter teams with Big Country against bitter enemies, the Extreme Champion, Adam Cage and Diamond Sledge! The twist here is that if Pitfighter or Adam Cage is pinned by either Big Country or Diamond Sledge both will lose the Extreme title that they share!
Hunt: Hopefully Pitfighter and Adam Cage will just beat the crap out of each other! Those two really annoy me!
The Coliseum lights dim as “Off The Wall” by Eminem and Redman plays. Big Country makes his entrance. The fans are on their feet shouting boos as he hops over the rope and into the ring.
A huge explosion around the entranceway stage signals the entrance of the co-holder of the GZW Extreme Championship, Pitfighter. The man from the Deathpitt slowly makes his way down the rampway as a mixture of boos and cheers fill the Coliseum.
"One Step Closer” The Linkin Park song blasts as the other co-holder of the Extreme Championship, Adam Cage makes his way down to the ring. Cage gets in the ring, trading stares with Pitfighter and Country.
Diamond comes out of the entranceway, making his way to the ring as "Funky Cold Medina” plays on the Coliseum speakers. The fans are on their feet as the Peacekeeper hops onto the apron and gets into the ring.
Hunt: I wonder whose bright idea it was in the Front Office to book this match?
Pit loosens up in the corner, ready to start off the match. Cage and Diamond each stare a hole through each other in the corner before Cage gets on the apron and tells Diamond to start the match.
Fortune: I really don’t see either team working together in this match up!
Diamond and Pit, two fan favorites, start off the match. Both men tie up. Pit ducks under and applies a rear waistlock. Diamond with a back elbow breaks free. Diamond runs and bounces off the ropes for momentum. Pit catches Diamond coming off the ropes and takes him down with an armdrag. Diamond gets back up to his feet. Pit charges at Diamond. Diamond sidesteps him, pushing Pit in the back, shooting him into the ropes. Pit rebounds back off the ropes. Diamond with a hiptoss takes down Pit to the mat. Diamond goes to pick up Pit, but Pit pushes Diamond off of him with both feet. Both men pop back up to their feet in their ready stances, glaring at each other out of respect.
Fortune: Listen to these fans! They are showing respect for these two great competitors!
Fans: G-Z-W! G-Z-W!
Pit stretches as Cage is yelling at Diamond to get him. Diamond looks at Cage, grabs him by his head and flips him into the ring.
Fortune: Adam Cage sure is a cocky something!
Diamond gets on the apron as Cage is looking at him angrily. Pit goes over, grabs Cage’s shoulder and turns him around. Pit unleashes a series of knife-edge chops to the chest of Cage. Irish whip by Pit. Cage with the reversal. Pit bounces off the ropes. Cage with a back elbow to the face drops Pit.
Hunt: Adam Cage with the elbow right to the mush!
Cage lifts Pit into a seated position and locks in a rear chinlock. Pit gets up to his feet and gets out of the chinlock by shooting Cage off and into the ropes. Cage bounces off the ropes and drops Pit with a shoulderblock. Cage runs toward the ropes and bounces off for momentum. Pit drops down. Cage hops over and bounces off the far ropes. Pit with a monkey flip sends Cage down to the mat. Cage gets up to his feet near the ropes. Pit moves in and nails a dropkick, sending Cage over the top rope and out onto the Coliseum floor.
Fortune: Out goes Adam Cage! The two co-champions pulling out all the stops so far!
As Cage gets up to his feet on the floor, Pit runs to the ropes and slingshots himself out of the ring, going for a cross body plancha. But Cage sidesteps him. Pit misses Cage and crashes into the steel guardrail.
Fortune: Holy Jazmin Andrea! Pitfighter eats the steel guardrail!
Cage lifts up Pit to his feet and slams his face into the apron before rolling the Peacekeeper back into the ring. Cage gets on the apron, and then climbs up to the top turnbuckle. Pit gets up to his feet. Cage leaps off the turnbuckle going for a double axhandle. But Pit counters, dropkicking Cage out of midair.
Fortune: Pitfighter with the sweet counter!
Pit drags Cage to his corner. Pit tags in Country. The big man steps over the top rope and into the ring. Country grabs Cage by the hair and lifts him up in the air.
Fortune: The strength of Big Country is incredible!
Hunt: This is one man that has been overlooked in this company!
Cage is held up in the air by his hair by Country. But Cage gets out of the predicament by kicking Country in the lower extremities. Cage lands on his feet as Country is bent over at the waist. Cage runs and bounces off the ropes for momentum. But the big man catches Cage and slams him with a powerslam. With Cage on the mat, Country bounces off the ropes and drops a huge legdrop across the throat.
Hunt: I think there is a conspiracy to hold back Big Country!
Country lifts Cage back up to his feet. Irish whip by Country. Big C drops his head for a backbody drop. Cage bounces off the ropes, puts on the brakes, grabs Country’s head and drops him with a "HHH-style" facebuster on the knee.
Fortune: Adam Cage with the counter!
Country staggers backwards, holding his jaw. Cage charges with a forearm smash to the face that drops the big man down. With the big man down, Cage bounces off the ropes and drops a knee across the forehead of Country.
Fortune: The fans are just eating this up as Adam Cage and Big Country are going at it!
Hunt: Those idiots just love conflict!
Cage lifts up Country and shoves him into the corner. Cage stomps away on Country and then chokes him with a boot across the throat. Ref Patricia Albertson administers a count. Cage breaks at 4 and ½. Cage then slaps Diamond’s hand hard, tagging him.
Fortune: Back in is Diamond!
Diamond gets into the ring as Cage goes back to the apron. Diamond lifts Country up to his feet, rifling off several stiff right hands to the head. Irish whip by Diamond, reversal by Country. Diamond comes off the ropes and ducks a Country clothesline. Diamond bounces off the far ropes. Country turns around, catches Diamond in a bearhug, and then tosses him with a release overhead belly-to-belly suplex.
Hunt: Woohoo! That was tape measure toss by the big man!
Country gets back up to his feet and moves in on his opponent. Country lifts Diamond up to his feet. Country shoves Diamond into the corner. The big man then drives his shoulder into the midsection of Diamond Sledge. Country whips Diamond diagonally across the ring into the opposite corner. Country charges in and nearly flattens Diamond with a clothesline in the corner. Country looks to the booing crowd as if to say, "one more time". Country whips Diamond to the opposite corner. Diamond hits the turnbuckle hard. Country, showing his veteran arrogance, taunts the booing crowd before charging in. Diamond gets out of the way and Country hits the turnbuckle hard himself.
Fortune: Big Country eats turnbuckle pad!
Hunt: Yuck!
Country staggers backwards. Diamond quickly hops onto the middle turnbuckle, flies off and takes down the big man with a diving clothesline.
Fortune: Diamond with the clothesline! Both men are down!
Diamond and Country both crawl back to their respective corners. They both make the tag! Pit and Cage get in the ring, both men fresh. Pit with a flurry of right hands to the head of Cage. Irish whip by Pit, reversal by Cage. Pit comes off the ropes. Cage picks him up for a tiltawhirl, but Pit counters in midair by hooking Cage’s head with his legs and taking down Cage with a flying headscissors. Both men get up to their feet. Pit with a spinning heel kick knocks down Cage.
Fortune: What a shot!
Pit lifts up Cage to his feet and then drops him on his head with a michinoku driver. Pit looks to the cheering crowd and climbs up to the top turnbuckle.
Fortune: He could be going for it all right here!
Pit looks down at Cage lying on the mat. Pit leaps off going for a shooting star press. But Cage gets his legs up. Pit comes crashing down onto the knees of Adam Cage.
Hunt: Don’t count out Adam Cage just yet!
Cage lifts Pit up to his feet. Cage with a series of European uppercuts. Irish whip by Cage. Reversal by Pitfighter. Cage comes off the ropes. Pit drops his head down for a backbody drop. Cage counters with a kick to the chest to stun Pit, then hooks his arms, lifts Pit up in the air and down into a sitdown tiger driver for the pin.
1…2…
Fortune: Pitfighter with the kick out!
Cage then goes to his corner and tags in Diamond. Diamond gets into the ring, eyeing Diamond. Both men lift Pit to his feet. Diamond and Cage whip Pit to the ropes. Cage with a kick to the midsection of Pit bouncing off the ropes bends him over at the waist. Diamond then bounces off the ropes and drops an ax kick to the back of his head.
Fortune: Cage and Diamond…are actually showing some teamwork in the ring!
Cage looks to Diamond and extends his hand to him.
Fortune: Adam Cage wants to shake Diamond’s hand?!?
Hunt: Adam’s got a big heart! He can learn to forgive Diamond for all that crap he’s done to him in the past couple of weeks!
Diamond looks to the fans as they yell, "don’t trust him." Diamond ignores Cage and goes to lift Pit up to his feet. Cage, irate at the disrespectful Diamond, turns the Peacekeeper around, kicks him in the midsection and drops Diamond on his head with a flowing DDT also known as…
Angle: Nova! Cage dropped the Nova on Diamond, his own partner!
Hunt: Hey, at the start of the match, we wondered if these teams could coexist. Guess the final answer is "no friggin’ way!"
Cage leaves the ring to a chorus of boos as Diamond lays motionless on the mat. Pit gets up to his feet, unaware of what just happened. A stunned Pit looks at Diamond on the mat. Country then steps over the top rope and into the ring. The big man turns Pit around, kicks him in the midsection, lifts him high in the air and powerbombs him on top of Diamond.
Hunt: There goes that team too!
Fortune: Big Country leaves the ring after he just powerbombed Pitfighter onto a fallen Diamond! Ref Albertson makes the count!
1…2…
Fortune: Three! Pitfighter and Big Country win?!? I’ve never seen anything like this!
Hunt: What a great pin by Pitfighter! Pitfighter and Adam Cage retain their shared Extreme title!
Pitfighter and Diamond are left lying in the ring. Cage slides back into the ring with a steel chair in hand, hammering both men.
Fortune: Damn him! Adam Cage is like a vulture, preying on the carcasses of Diamond and Pitfighter!
Hunt: That’s smart business savvy shown by the rightful Extreme Champion!
---LightHeavyweight Championship Match: Jake MacKinnon vs. Desecrator---
Fortune: Up next the hot New Era newcomer Desecrator will put his GZW LightHeavyweight Title on the line against the equally impressive newcomer New Era Jake MacKinnon. This should be a great match up between two great competitors!
With the GZW LH title around his waist, Desecrator walks down the rampway to a chorus of cheers from the crowd and the music “It’s Been Awhile” by Staind. A fan’s sign reads, “Atlanta’s own, Desecrator!!” Another sign states, “The Braves might have let us down but we still have Des and the LightHeavyweight Championship!!” Des steps through the ropes ready for his match.
Hunt: First Kombat, now Desecrator! What is this? “Hometown wrestlers week”?
"Tattered and Torn" by Slipknot plays on the Coliseum speakers as the challenger Jake makes his entrance. The exciting New Era star makes his way down the rampway as the fans pop with a mixed reaction.
The two men look at each other, focused and determined. The bell sounds for the start of the match. Both men circle the ring, cautious of the other. The two men tie up. Des grabs the arm of Jake, twists it and applies a hammerlock from behind. Jake with a back elbow to the face breaks the hold. Jake runs and bounces off the ropes for momentum. Des catches Jake coming off the ropes and goes for a hiptoss, but Jake blocks it and counters with a hiptoss of his own, taking down the LH Champ. Des gets up to one knee, a look of respect in his eye as Jake stands in a slightly crouched ready stance.
Fortune: What intensity!
Des and Jake move in toward each other, this time Des takes down Jake with an armdrag into a hammerlock on the mat. Jake gets up to his feet. Des still has Jake by the arm. Irish whip by Des. Jake bounces off the ropes and ducks a Des clothesline. Jake bounces off the far ropes. Des with a dropkick drops the challenger. Jake gets up slowly, looking at Des as if to say, "nice move".
Fortune: Both men are showing a great deal of respect!
Hunt: Oh screw respect! Tear the other's head off!
Both men are up to their feet and move in once again. This time Jake with a knee to the midsection to gain the advantage. Jake with a series of right hands to the head of the champ followed up with a crisp snap suplex. With Des down, Jake bounces off the ropes and then drops a knee to the forehead. Jake with a cover, but Des kicks out at one.
Jake lifts Des up to his feet. Irish whip by Jake reversed by Des. Jake bounces off the ropes and Des takes him down with a droptoe hold. With Jake MacKinnon face down on the mat, Des gets up and quickly drops an elbow to the small of the back. The LH champ then lifts Jake up and drops him on his back again with a belly to back suplex.
Fortune: Nice move by Desecrator to work on the back of Jake MacKinnon!
Hunt: Big deal! We seen better moves while we were touring with the HKWF Winter War Tour! Remember that little guy from UJW called…Dark Cloud or something?
Des lifts Jake up and drops him with a vertical suplex. With the challenger on the mat, Des bounces off the ropes and drops an elbow across the chest. Des lifts Jake up to his feet and lays in several chops to the chest. Des with a whip sends Jake to the corner. Des charges in, but Jake with a back elbow to the face stops the champ. Des stumbles backwards holding his mouth. Jake charges at Des with a clothesline and sends the champ flipping in the air.
Fortune: What a clothesline from Jake MacKinnon!
Hunt: What a great time we had during Winter War! That Philippine whorehouse was the…
Jake lifts Des up to his feet. Irish whip by Jake. Jake drops his head for a backbody drop. Des counters with a sunset flip for a pinning combination. But Jake flips out of it at one and then rolls up Des for a pin. Des kicks out at one. Both men get up to their feet. Des with a small package for the pin. But Jake kicks out after one.
Fortune: These near falls are taking their toll on both men by having to kick out!
Hunt: Imagine how I felt dealing with three or four ladies at one time!
Both men get up to their feet. Jake charges at Des near the ropes. But Des counters with a back body drop that elevates Jake up and over the top rope, but Jake lands on his feet on the apron. Des turns to face Jake. Jake blocks Des with a right hand. Jake fires off a right hand of his own to stun the champ. Jake then hooks Des’ head and suplexs Des out of the ring with a vertical suplex.
Fortune: The champ goes crashing down to the floor!
Hunt: Or while we were in Hawaii, talk about on the floor!!
Fortune: Alex, have you forgotten that this is a family show?
As Des gets up slowly on the floor, Jake gets back in the ring. Jake runs, bounces off the ropes and dives out through the ring ropes, taking down Des with a suicide dive.
Fortune: What a daring move by the challenger!
Hunt: Well, the guy is knee deep in a feud within the Extreme division! Speaking of knee deep. There was this one woman who’s…
Fortune: ENOUGH!!
The fans are on their feet after the exciting high-risk maneuver. Jake lifts Des up and rolls him into the ring. As Des gets up slowly in the ring, Jake climbs up to the top turnbuckle. Jake leaps off for a double axhandle, but Des catches him by the waist and slams Jake down to the mat with a belly-to-belly suplex.
Fortune: What a counter by the champion!
Des lifts up Jake. Des lifts up Jake in a vertical suplex position, than drops him on his head with a brainbuster. Des with the cover.
Fortune: This could do it!
1…2…
Fortune: No! Kick out by Jake MacKinnon! So close!
Des lifts Jake up and whips him to the ropes. Des catches Jake coming off the ropes and slaps on the sleeper. But Jake gets out of it by reaching back and grabbing Des' head, then dropping down onto his butt with a jawbreaker. Des stumbles backward holding his jaw. Jake gets up to his feet, kicks Des in the midsection, and then drops him on his head with a DDT. Jake with the cover.
Fortune: We could have a new champion!
1…2…
Fortune: No! Kick out by Desecrator! Hello, Alex, you do have a job to do!
Jake, now with the advantage, lifts Des up to his feet. Jake with several stinging right hands. Irish whip by Jake. He catches Des coming off the ropes and drops him with a tiltawhirl backbreaker. Jake with another cover.
1…2...
Fortune: Desecrator kicks out again!
Hunt: I would rather talk about my adventures during Winter War!
Jake cannot believe it. He lifts up Des again to his feet. Irish whip by Jake. Des bounces off the ropes. Jake with a clothesline, but Des ducks it. Des bounces off the far ropes and nails Jake with a spear.
Fortune: Holy Jazmin Andrea! That move came out of nowhere!
Both men get up slowly to their feet. Des gets up first and waits for Jake. As Jake gets up, Des kicks him in the midsection, hooks both his arms in a double underhook, then lifts him up and drives Jake down to the mat with a tiger driver. The cover by Des.
1…2…
Fortune: 2 and 49/50ths! That was so close!
Hunt: I was just thinking. Isn’t there an age requirement around here? This Desecrator is only 18 years old! I think that makes him the youngest champion ever in GZW history!
Des lifts Jake up and drops him down with a scoop slam. With the challenger on the mat, Des looks to the crowd and goes up to the top rope, looking for a Bright Night (Swanton bomb). But as Des climbs up…
Fortune: Look! The newly crowned Television Champion, El Gambit, is coming down to the ring with a steel chair! What is he doing here?
Hunt: Maybe he wants to get a ringside seat!
The arrival of El G catches Des’ attention. The LH Champ looks at El G as he stands on the top turnbuckle. This gives Jake enough time to recover. Jake goes over to Des on the turnbuckle. Jake with several right hands stuns him. Jake climbs up to the top turnbuckle and superplexes Des off the top. But as they hit the mat, Des somehow rolls up Jake in a small package.
Fortune: Desecrator with the pin after the superplex!
1...2…
Fortune: No! Jake kicks out!
Jake and Des both get up to their feet. Des with a scoop up, but Jake floats over and lands behind him. Jake with a rear waistlock on Des. Jake runs towards the ropes while still holding onto Des from behind, going for a rollup. But Des hangs onto the ropes, causing Jake to roll right off. As Des is standing near the ropes….
Fortune: Instead of a chairshot, El Gambit with a cosh shot to the head of Desecrator! And Ref Paulie Newman did not see it!
Des stumbles backwards, dazed from the cosh shot. Jake hooks Des from behind in a reverse DDT position, and then Jake twists his body and opponent into a diamond cutter. Jake quickly goes to the top rope and delivers a five star frog splash aka…
Fortune: DaRksiDe! The cover by Jake MacKinnon!
1…2…
Fortune: Three! We have a new LH champ! Jake MacKinnon has won the LightHeavyweight Title, thanks in part to El Gambit and his cosh!
Hunt: What are you talking about? Desecrator’s head ran into Gambit’s cosh! It’s not the Television Champion’s fault!
As Jake has his hand raised in victory and is given the GZW LH title belt, El G slides into the ring with his steel chair. He slams the chair into the ribs of Des over and over again.
Fortune: El Gambit with the brutal attack on Desecrator! Hasn’t he done enough by costing him the LightHeavyweight title?
Hunt: Well El Gambit is really a great guy! He just wants to keep on giving!
As El G is assaulting Des with the chair, Jake turns around. The new LH Champ goes over to El G and shoves him away from the fallen Des. El G has a few words for Jake, than swings the chair at his head. The LH Champ ducks it. Jake then fires back with rapidfire right hands then follows up with a clothesline that sends El G out of the ring.
Fortune: Jake MacKinnon to the rescue of Desecrator!
Hunt: What an ungrateful little snot! El Gambit basically handed him the title and this is the thanks he gets?
The fans cheer as Jake helps Des up to his feet. El G slowly makes his way up the ramp, pointing toward the ring at Des and Jake.
Fortune: Something tells me that this isn’t over!
Hunt: Do you answer the voices in your head as well?
---Commercial
Break---
---Double Main Event: Handicap Match: “The Enforcer” T-Rex vs. “Wrestling Franchise” Monarch and “Jade Dragon” Sincere---
Angle: This first of two main event match was supposed to be a handicap match, but seeing as Monarch has been laid out in the back, it will be one on one between T-Rex and Sincere!
Hunt: I hope the professor of psychological warfare and mastermind of mindgames beats the crap out of T-Rex! How does a guy like him get a hot chick like Shannon anyway?!?
The “Jade Dragon” Sincere makes his way down to the ring, the Coliseum filling with fog as “Sprach Zarathrusta” blares. The fans boo the perennial rulebreaker. Sincere steps in between the middle and top rope into the ring. He loosens up by pulling on the ropes in the corner.
"I AM NUMBER ONE!!” signals the arrival of the “Enforcer” T-Rex. He runs down the ramp and slides into the ring, eager to get his hands on Sincere. The Chaosbringer stomps on Rex as he enters the ring. Senior Ref Richard Dark calls for the bell.
Fortune: Sincere pounces on T-Rex to start off the match!
Hunt: This has got to be one of the longest running feuds in the GZW, Kandi!
Sincere lifts Rex up to his feet, landing thunderous knife-edge chops to the chest. Irish whip by Sincere reversed by Rex. Sincere bounces off the ropes. Rex with a charging clothesline takes down Sincere. Rex lifts Sincere back up and shoves him into the corner. In the corner, Rex fires off a rapid succession of forearm shots to the head. Irish whip by Rex sends Sincere diagonally across the ring to the opposite corner. Instead of hitting the turnbuckle, Sincere hops up onto the top turnbuckle and flips back with a moonsault over a charging Rex, landing behind the Enforcer. Sincere hooks Rex with a rear waistlock and goes for a German suplex. But Rex, always nimble for a big man, lands on his feet, unbeknownst to Sincere.
Hunt: Turn around Sincere!
Rex is crouching down low. As Sincere turns around, Rex nearly beheads him with a Kobashi Lariat. The fans erupt.
Fortune: Holy Jazmin Andrea! How did Sincere's head stay on his shoulders after that?
With the crowd behind him, Rex lifts Sincere up to a kneeling position. Rex then lands several pinpoint kicks to the body and head of Sincere. A final stiff kick to the face drops the Dragon down to the mat.
Fortune: What a decapitating kick!
Rex lifts Sincere up to his feet. Rex with several right hands to the head followed by an Irish whip. Sincere bounces off the ropes. Rex with a running clothesline, but Sincere ducks it. Sincere comes off the far ropes and nails Rex with a spinning heel kick to the face. Rex slowly gets up clutching his mouth. Sincere charges at Rex and clotheslines him, sending him over the top rope and out of the ring.
Fortune: Out goes the Champion of the People!
Hunt: Who in the promotional department had the silly idea to dub T-Rex the “Champion of the People”? Only T-Rex would care about these mindless cattle!
With Rex on the Coliseum floor near the rampway, Sincere runs and bounces off the far ropes for momentum. Sincere runs towards the ropes, grabs the top rope and slingshots himself out of the ring, wiping out Rex with a slingshot plancha.
Hunt: Seems that the Winter War Tour has brought out more of Sincere’s high-risk arsenal!
Sincere gets up slowly and lifts Rex up to his feet. Sincere grabs Rex by the hair and slams his face into the steel guardrail in the aisle. The Jade Dragon hammers Rex with right hands as the two are heading toward the backstage area.
Hunt: Where are they going?
In the backstage area, Rex fights back with right hands to the head of Sincere. The Enforcer slams Sincere's face into a nearby crate. Suddenly…
Fortune: Look! It's Deacon Kane! It's a setup!
Deacon blindsides Rex, nailing him with a double axhandle to the back. Deacon and Sincere then stomp and pummel the Champion of the People. Deacon lifts Rex up to his feet. Sincere with a jumping backspin kick nails him in the face. Deacon then lifts up Rex by the throat and chokeslams him down onto the cold and unforgiving concrete floor.
Fortune: Holy Jazmin Andrea! This was a set up! Sincere led T-Rex backstage where the BlackHearts are simply dismantling the Enforcer!
The BlackHearts continue to stomp away on Rex, but out comes...
Fortune: Magic!
Hunt: What the hell does he what?!
The Desert Storm comes out with a steel chair. Crack!!! Magic with a wicked chair shot to the head of Sincere. Magic turns Deacon around and starts nailing the Heavyweight Champion with it.
Fortune: Thank goodness for Magic! If he didn't show up, T-Rex may have been finished for good!
Hunt: Big deal! Magic saves his best friend!
Magic hammers away on Deacon with kicks and shots with the chair. The two men come out from the backstage area and onto the stage. The fans erupt as Magic leads Deacon to the ring by the hair.
Fortune: They’re coming to the ring!
Magic rolls Deacon into the ring. The Desert Storm slides into the ring as Senior Ref Richard Dark calls for the bell to start the match...
---Double Main Event: Handicap Match: “Desert Storm” Magic vs. “Living Legend” Pimp Bizkit and “The Future” Deacon Kane---
Fortune: I guess the scheduled handicap match is underway!
The fans pop as Magic stomps away on the Heavyweight Champ on the mat.
Hunt: Where is Pimp?!?
As Magic lifts up Deacon and hammers him with right hands, the camera cuts to the dressing room of Pimp Bizkit. Mouse Greer runs up to the door. The door opens as the “Living Legend” Pimp Bizkit steps out.
Mouse: Pimp! Quick! Deacon Kane and Magic are already in the ring!
Pimp: Don't worry, peasant. I'll be there in a second.
The camera follows as Pimp makes his way to the ring. In the ring, Magic hammers Deacon with forearm shots in the corner. Magic beats down Deacon into a seated position in the corner. Magic backs up, charges and nails a running knee to the face of the Champ.
Fortune: Here comes the Intercontinental Champ, Pimp Bizkit!
Hunt: Hurry! Deacon is in trouble!
But instead of going to the ring, Pimp goes to the announcing table and puts on a headset.
Fortune: Pimp! Shouldn't you be in the ring? This is a handicap match!
Pimp: Well my lovely Kandi, if you will remember, it was Deacon that said that he could beat Magic all by himself! So I'm giving him the chance!
Magic lifts Deacon up to his feet in the corner. Magic with an Irish whip, but reversal by Deacon sends Magic into the opposite corner. Magic hits the turnbuckle hard. Deacon charges in, but Magic gets a boot up, catching Deacon in the face. Deacon stumbles back. Magic hops up onto the middle turnbuckle and dives off, leveling Deacon with a diving clothesline.
Fortune: Down goes the big man!
The crowd is on their feet as Magic makes the cover. But the big man kicks out at one. Magic gets up and goes to the ropes. The Desert Storm yells at Pimp at the announcer's table.
Pimp: Whatever you little punk. I'll deal with you in due time.
As Magic turns his attention back to Deacon, the Heavyweight Champ rakes the eyes of the Desert Storm. Deacon with clubbing forearms to the back of Magic.
Hunt: It's okay! Deacon is in control now! You can relax with us here, Pimp!
Deacon whips Magic to the ropes. Magic bounces off the ropes and ducks a clothesline. Magic bounces off the far ropes, but runs right into the big boot from Deacon.
Pimp: My, what a wicked big boot from the Heavyweight Champion!
Hunt: Yeah! Like Snoop Dogg says, "Thizzat wuzun bigazz shizzue!"
Fortune: Huh?
With Magic down, Deacon bounces off the ropes and drops a huge elbow drop to the chest.
Fortune: All that weight crushing down on the chest of Magic!
Deacon lifts Magic back up to his feet. Deacon lifts up Magic with a gorilla press. Deacon then presses him over his head repeatedly to show his strength. The Wicked One then walks over to the corner and drops Magic face first down onto the turnbuckle.
Fortune: Vicious move by the Heavyweight Champion!
Pimp: What would you expect from a man who aligns himself with the Living Legend?!
Hunt: Yeah, Kandi! You better recognize!
Deacon taunts the crowd as their favorite is lying on the mat. Deacon lifts up Magic and hammers him with right hands. Deacon then kicks Magic in the midsection, grabs him by the waist, and lifts him high in the air and plants Magic in the middle of the ring with a powerbomb.
Fortune: What impact on the powerbomb! The cover by Deacon!
1…2…
Fortune: No! Kick out by Magic!
Pimp: Come on! Finish him off! I have some ladies that need pleasing back in my dressing room!
Deacon lifts Magic back up again. Deacon with the Irish whip. Magic bounces off the ropes and ducks a clothesline. Magic bounces off the far ropes. Deacon catches him by the throat.
Hunt: This could be it! Get ready for the chokeslam!
Deacon lifts Magic up in the air by the throat. But Magic swings his leg and kicks Deacon in the face. The big man drops the Storm. With Deacon stunned, Magic kicks Deacon in the midsection. The big monster is bent at the waist and Magic capitalizes by dropping him with a DDT.
Fortune: Magic with a second wind!
Magic lifts the big man up to his feet. Magic with several stinging forearm shots to the head, wobbling the Champ. Magic charges with a clothesline, but the big man is still up. Magic backs up, charges and nails Deacon with a jumping calf kick that sends the massive Champ out of the ring.
Hunt: Deacon is right in front of us!
The fans are buzzing as Deacon slowly gets up on the floor. Magic climbs up to the top turnbuckle. Magic leaps off with a flying clothesline taking down the big man on the floor.
Fortune: What a high-risk maneuver!
The fans pop like weasels as Magic lifts up Deacon and rolls him back into the ring. Magic then turns to Pimp at ringside and the two exchange words. Pimp says something and then spits in the face of the Desert Storm. The fans gasp like school kids witnessing the start of a fight. Magic then wipes the spit out of his face and just floors Pimp with a huge right hand.
Fortune: Down goes Pimp!
Hunt: You can't treat our guest like that!
Fortune: Guest? He actually should be in the match!
As Pimp is laid out at ringside and with Deacon in the ring on the mat, Magic climbs up to the top turnbuckle.
Fortune: Magic could be looking for it all right here! Look! Here comes Tate!
Hunt: Woohoo! Maybe our Director of Wrestling Affairs can do something!
Deacon slowly gets up to his feet. Magic stands on the top turnbuckle, waiting to leap off to connect with a top rope fame-asser. Tate gets up on the apron, demanding to have a word with Senior Ref Dark. As the ref is distracted, Pimp gets up onto the apron and nails Magic in the back of the head with his IC Title belt. The Desert Storm goes crashing down to the mat.
Fortune: What a blatant cheap shot from behind! No disqualification either thanks to our esteemed Director of Wrestling Affairs, Tate Troublesome!
As Magic slowly gets up to his feet, Deacon moves in for the kill. Deacon lifts Magic up in a fisherman suplex, and then uses his other hand to grab Magic's other leg. Deacon then drops to his knees, collapsing Magic's body with the...
Fortune: Wicked Way! (Muscle Buster) This should do it! And look! Now Tate gets off the apron!
Senior Ref Dark turns around to see Deacon with the cover. Dark counts.
1...2…
Fortune: Three! Deacon Kane and Pimp Bizkit win the match over Magic!
In the ring, Deacon and Pimp stand victorious as Senior Ref Dark raises their hand. Tate gets in the ring to celebrate with them.
Fortune: Tate Troublesome has made another power play here tonight, decimating all that stands in his way!
Hunt: No one can stand up to Bad Influence! No one! Things have returned to order again in the GZW!
---Command
Suite---
The camera opens to John Profit walking through the open door of Tate Troublesome’s office. The President of GZW flicks some cigar ashes to the floor as he reaches Tate’s desk. On the desk are several papers. Profit picks them up and skims over them. A sinister grin comes across his face.
Profit: So this has been your game all along, Troublesome. Well no one outsmarts John Profit and I mean absolutely no one. You want to play this game, son? No one plays it better than the John Profit!!
Profit drops the papers back down to the desk, blows smoke into the air, and walks out of the room as the camera closes.
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