-------------------- Zeke & Len “the Lizard” D’bray vs Freak Mauler & Lance Hell ---------

Will: weww fowkes this is our first match of the evening and we wiww see the wierd teaming of Zeke and wen “The Wizard”

Dean; wqhy in the hell have the teamed Zeke and Len together I know they are both compete and utter psychopaths, but come on Len is a moron, atleast you can actually like Zeke!

Will: more wike the other way around

Dean: either way you have got to see Freak Mauler and Lance Hell as the fravourites in this match, they are a recognised Tag-team here in the GZW, and will soon be contending for the tag-titles after Endangered Species take them back against Risky Gold here tonight!

(Len’s music begins to play on the PA system, and he comes out without his bag and is met by a mixed reaction from the crowd, then half way down the rampway Zeke’s musice begins to play on the PA system, and he is met by boos from the crowd, he walks down to meet, Len, and he and Len walk side by side untill they get to the ring)

Dean: yeeeeeeaaaaaaaa, come on let the little Gator go or i’m calling animal rights!

Will: Dean, don’t be so mean!

(some unknown music then begins to play on the PA system, thecrowd are stood waiting, meanwhile, as the camera pans out it eventually comes into focus back to the ring, and Lance Hell, and Freak Mauler make there way through the crowd, and knock bothLen down with strikes with bats to the back of there heads, meanwhile Len high tails it to the backstage area)

Dean: WOW, what a clever trick by Lance Hell and Freak Mauler there

Will: It may have been cwever but it was dasterdwy

(Freak and Lance continue to beat on the two untill the referee interviens, and then they both knock him down with a [con-chair-toe, with bats], both of the bats snap in half and the referee lies unconcious on the floor)

Dean: WOW, the referee is out, and I don’t think there will be any waking him up in the next 100 years or so!

Will: noooooooo, who do these two guys think they are?, they wawk awound here as if they own the pwace, wemember what these two did to Epic on Manslaughter, these two guys just make me sick

Dean: the path of destruction coninues! hahahaha

(Freak Mauler and Lance Hell walk back up the rampway as they get to the top of the rampway they look back, at the carnage they laugh nd head back to the backstage area)

Will; this team are some sick puppies, and they are going to get what is coming to them

Dean: yesssssssss, a title shot thats what they should have coming to them for doing us all a favour, now we don’t have to watch Len just be completely pathetic!

Will: I can’t bewieve what they have just done!

Dean: yes, but what a way to kick off this weeks Travesty

--------------backstage with Zeke -----------

(Zeke is searching high and low, he walks into a few rooms, and eventually he comes to one room, with a bag in the middle of the room, he opens the bag, and then sits in a sulk)

Zeke: where in the hell would Len keep that bloody bag?, I swear down I will find it

(the scene fades as Zeke is looking trough a dumpster)

----------------promo------------ Risky Gold --------------

(Diamond and Epic, are walking down the hallway of the GZW arena, when they bump into Sho “Firefly” Murakame)

FF: hey you two, now don’t get the wrong idea but I need to get you too off my list but where were you two the night my mother Mrs Murakme was attacked

(Diamond stick his little finger in his ear and begins to rotate the finger)

Epic: I was at the Jerry Springer show, I should be in the audience somewhere! FF: Okay that fits I guess, but what about you Dimond?

(Diamond still has his little finger in his ear)

FF: DIAMOND!

Diamond: huh, what?

(Diamond take his finger out of his ear)

FF: where was you the night that my Mother was attacked?

Diamond: O right yes I was at the garabage dump watching the special live edition of Jerry Springer in the Garbage mans staff room

FF: and how may I ask can you prove that?

Diamond: ask Janitor BOB he was there cleaning

FF: Okay i’ll check that out

(Firefly walks away, and Diamond looks at a piece of ear wax on the end of his little finger, the scene fades a little, and then Diamond puts it into his mouth and pulls a face as the camera continues to fade)

Dean: urrrrrrrrrgh, I guess that pathetic looser Diamond would be used to that kind of taste by now though

Will: hehe, but I guess the members of Wisky Gowd, are not the one’s who have attacked Mrs M

----------------- Basildon Bond vs ????? ------------------

Dean: next up we have the cameraman Basildon Bond, or as Pimp would rather call him Chumpling, which hey if you ask me its damn true!

Will: Basiwon Bond takeing on a mystewy opponent, who is it going to be?

Dean: who is going to have the honour of taking this Chumpling out?

Will: Basiwon has apparently had one, competitive match-up, and quite the gimmick match it was if you ask me

Dean: who against?

Will: It was at one of the EWO PPV’s, when we saw Basiwdon Bond formerly known as Chump take on Mrs Murakame

Dean; urrrrrrrrgh sickening, but I guess it was fulfilling Basildons Granny fetish, uurrrrrrrrrrgh, I hate them both, I don’t know who is worse

(Basildon Bonds music begins to play on the PA system, the crowd erupts into a chorus of cheers for the cameraman who is apart of Team Smooth, he walks down the ramp way, and looks into the crowd, and reads a sign that says “Basildon Bond, a revolutionary Cameraman, he gets into the ring, and stands in a boxing postion awaiting to see who is opponent is)

Will: mid-week in pwreperation for this match he appawentwy beat Smooth in a match, I guess that pwroves he isn’t a push over!

Dean: no it doesn’t at all, all it proves is what I knew all along, and thats that Smooth is a push over, it only proves that Basildon isn’t as bigger push over as Smooth is

(another unrecognised piece of music begins to play on the PA system, and from the back comes running Vital Runner, and is met by almost silence from the crowd)

Will: we saw this guy on Manswlaughter

Dean: did we?, I musn’t of remembered he must of got his arse kicked or something!

(Vital runner sprints down to the ring, and the referee checks both men from head to two for anything illigal, and then calls for the bell for the match to start)

Dean: look at this, its a jobber vs jobber match, how entertaing, we might see some frailing upercuts, and a few headlocks!

Will: what about the new move that Basiwldon was working on in twraining?

Dean: what was that?, how to run?

Will: no Basiwldog from the top wrope!

Dean: he shouwd be learning how to run, because if he had to face anybody tougher, then thats the onwy thing he’d be good enough to do!, and clearly Vital Runner is good at that the way he sprinted down to the ring!

(the two men lock up, and Basildon forces Vital runner into one of the turnbuckles, and chops Runner three, times and then whips Runner diagnolaly across the ring into the far turbuckle)

Will: Basiwdon takeing the earwy advantage!

Dean: BOOOOORRRRRRIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGG

(Basildon goes chargeing across the ring, and clotheslines runner in the far corner, and the climbs to the top turnbuckle, and unleashes a series of rights to Runners head)

Will: ONE........... TWO............ THWREE.............FOUR.............. FIVE.............. SIX

Dean: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Will: SEVEN........ EIGHT......... NINE..........

(Basildon kisses his right fist, but before he can deliver the last punch, Runner counters with an atomic dro, and the clotheslines Baz to the floor, and they both lay on the floor motionless)

Dean: just like me, they would rather sleep than watch themsleves wrestle!

Will: nice counter by the Wunner there

(Runner, lays his arm over the top of Baz and the referee makes the cover)

ONE...........

Will: First pin attempt in the match

TWO...........

Dean: please end my sleep!

THREE.............

NO............

Will: Baz got his shouwder up!

Dean: DOH!, why can’t that Waster just stay down, even is its just for me!

(Both Runner, and Baz get to there feet slowly, and when they are both to there feet begin to exchange a series of rights and lefts)

Will: both men going at it toe to toe, none of them giving an inch!

Dean: shut up Will..... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(Runner manages to get the better of the two and irish whips Baz into the ropes, Runner ducks to early, and Baz manages to counter with a DDT into a cover)

ONE...........

Will: another cover this time by Baz!

TWO.........

Dean: will my big Sleep be ended this time!

THREE............

NO.............

Will: Wunner manages to roww his shouwder up this time!

Dean; DARN!........ zzzzzzzzzzz

(Baz gets to his feet, and picks up Runner, he headbutts him, and Runner almost falls backwards but manages to regain his balance, then Baz kicks him in the mid-section, and puts Runners head between his legs)

Will: is Baz setting him up for powerbomb?

Dean: no he isn’t he’s puting him there because he is hoping Runner feels the same way he does about him, if you catch my drift!

(Baz, attepmpts to pickup Runner, but Baz doesn’t have the strength to pick him up and only gets him halfway, and then he turns the move into a piledriver)

Will: Piledwiver by Baz!

Dean: whoa.... wa?, he’s actually done a power move?

Will: a gweat show of initiative by Baz there, he was unable to wift Wunner aww the way so he managed to turn into a piledwiver!

Dean: looks like Deans big Sleep is over!

Will: he surewy has it now, all he has to do is cover Wunner surewy

(Baz gets to his feet and looks at Runner, and then at the top rope, and Baz climbs the top rope)

Dean: where in the hell is this idiot going?, he has the match won, then he goes high risk! I don’t get it!

Will: I think he is setting him up!

(Runner comes round, and stumbles to his feet and with his back faceing Baz, Baz come off the top rope, and he lands a Bulldog off the top rope)

Will: its enevitable now, he cawws that the Basiwdog

Dean: It was enevitable before, he just went high risk for nothing really, what an idiot!

(Baz makes the cover)

ONE...........

Dean: maybe my Big sleep will be over this time, just that idiot baz, had to delay my awakening!

TWO...........

Will: one of a possibwe two for Team Smooth here tonight

THREE........

YES.......

Dean: or as my Homie says Team Smooth legs!

Will: Baz has won!

Dean: like every match that Team Smooth has won! it was lucky, Chumpling can go and buggar off now, I have had enough rest now

Will: you hardwy even watched the match!

(the referee raises Baz’s arm, and Baz smiles, and then heads backstage)

Dean: We have finally got rid of him!

--------------- Static Ash --------------- promo -----------------

(the scene opens with static looking around the arena for travisity) Static Ash: well am here for my first shownow , just to look around, to see wots it like. Well this place is big, and its only empty, theres no-one round aso i will go and look around.

(static starts to look around the place and find the tag champs together)

Static: wow there the tag champs together, i will go and say hello

Static: hey

risky gold: hey

Static: you have a match tonight dont you against endagered spices, how do you think it will go?

diamond: well hopefully it will go pretty well, but who knows

epic: hopefully we will win tonight, but lets see wot happens

Static: well i'll leave you guys to it, laters

risky gold: bye

(the scene closes with static ash looking for sum more people)

Dean; geez if we didn’t know Risky Gold were here already, how much air time do they want?

-------------Television title match -------------- Fubu vs Maxx Steele ------------

Dean: next up is cthe first of three title matches here tonight, with Fubu going up against Maxx Steele one on one for the television title

Will: Fubu won his titwe last week at Heatwave in Hong Kong, when he defeated Dameon, and bwought gowd home to the good guys!

Dean: whop e doo! so what, did you see what Maxx Steele did to Freak Mauler on Manslaughter, this guy was relelentless, and he has now earned my respect, and is now my tip to gain some television gold here tonight, WOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO

Will: Maxx has deffinatewy had an attitude change as of wate, a turn for the worse in my opinion, hopefuwwy Fubu wiww knock some sense into him!

Dean: this guy isn’t to be known by Mr Cartoon Character anymore as he really begins to make a name for himself!

(Fubu’s music begins to play on the PA system, the crowd erupt into a chorus off cheers, he walks out from the Bacstage area and is taken back by the size of the cheer, he looks out into the crowd and reads a sign that says “Fubu is the new Mr unstopabale”, and another sign reads “Fubu put out Dameons flame”)

Dean: these fans are good for nothing, they cheer the idiots of this federation, why would anybody cheer for Fubu, even the clothes suck!

Will: Fubu is twyer, a none giver uperer! he fights for what is wight and hewps the good guys be victowious over the bad!

(Maxx Steele’s music begins to play on the PA system, and he is met by a pretty muck mixed reaction but the boos are much louder, than any of the cheers, he looks into the crowd and reads a sign that reads “Steele........ more like Sponge”, he continues making his way into the ring)

Dean: these people they make me sick, talk about having no respect for the wrestlers, thgey should be cheering him!

Will: Steewe sowdout wast week in many peopwes opinions, and just for that Fubu is going to put his titwe on the wine, to show Maxx what its weally aww about!

(Fubu lets Maxx into the ring, and then turn his back to take his top off, and Maxx takes advantage of this , and charges int with a series of lefts and rights to his back, and Fubu falls back into the corner where Maxxx begins to stomp a proverbial mudhole in Fubu)

Will: no, now thats dasterdly, showing no wespect for Fubu, attacking him while he takes his top off!

Dean: never turn your back on Maxx Steele! yeeeeeeaaaaaaaa, thats it Maxxy baby take it right to him, show him just who really deserves to be the Television Champion

(Maxx then turns round and throws his arms up in the air, and the crowd shower him with boos, he turns back round to face Fubu, but Fubu has come storming out of the corner to knock down Maxx, with a thunderous clothesline)

Will: the showboating has got Maxx nowhere and, Fubu is teaching Maxx a wesson that he won’t forget, and thats pwaying to the cwowd wiww get you nowhere!

Dean: what the hell does Fubu know anyway?

(Fubu picks Maxx back up, but sends him back down with a head toss into the the corner, Maxx pulls himself to the corner to help him getup, but is met by Fubu who lands a bronco buster on Maxx)

Dean; urrrrrgh I hate that move, Fubu is basicly flaping his balls in Maxx’s face talk about having no respect for your opponent!

Will: the move may vewy weww be diswespectful, but you can’t deny that is one vewy effective manuesver

(Fubu gets off Maxx, and gets to his feet and picks up Maxx, he irish whips him Diagnolaly to the far corner, he follows Maxx up with a spear into the corner, but Maxx moves, and Fubu’s shoulder goes crashing into the steel part of the ring post)

Will: OH MY! that couwd have diswocated his souwder wight there, maybe even bwoken it!

Dean: I can hope...... but Fubu just got aww he wants steel wise, as the match continues between him and Maxx Steele!

(Maxx taunts the fans for a couple of seconds by signaling with his thumbs down to the crowd, and then pointing to Fubub, and the fans continue to boo Maxx)

Dean: Maxx ignore they don’t know a thing anyway!

Will: well eitehr way Fubu isn’t feewing too gweat around about now

(Maxx picks up Fubu, and rolls him back into the ring, Maxx follows by steping over the top rope, but Fubu is up to his feet, and Fubu meets him with a right hand as he steps over the ropes, and Fubu goes to Irish whip Maxx into the turnbuckle, but is reversed by Maxx)

Dean: yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaa, Maxxy baby, kick this crapy ass Fubu clothes wearing idiot!

Will: Maxx does actuawwy seem to be finawwy using his size to his advantage in this match!, maybe this is why he is on such a good stweak as of wate

Dean: you’re damn right, and with this new and improved attitude of his looks likely too continue!

(Fubu hits the turnbckle, and comes straight back sprinting back at Maxx, who hits him with a big boot to his face, Fubu goes down clentching his face)

Dean: Maxx might be having to peel some disgusting substance from his big boot, after this match

Will: Maxx is certainwy on top of this match at the moment

(Maxx picks Fubu up and kicks him too his stomach, and then he places Fubu between his legs into the powerbomb position)

Dean; yeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaa, this is going to be the Master Blaster, Maxx’s finishing maneuver, Fubu will be all in the past if Maxx hits this devastating maneuver

Will: just wook at the sheer height that Fubu would be fawwing from enough to put anybody down and out for a wifetime!

(Fubu begins to lay a few rights a lefts onto Maxx’s head, and Maxx slackens the grip he has on Fubu, allowing Fubu to flip over Maxx’s head, and land on the Canvas holding onto both of Maxx’s egs, trying to bring him down)

Dean: squash him like the little bug he is!

Will: Fubu counters but may vewy weww be to his disadvantage if Maxx wiww do what we aww think he is going to do!

(Maxx looses his balance a bit, but then sits down on Fubu, but Fubu manages to roll out of the way, Fubu, then bounces off the ropes and sends a dropkick to Maxx’s face)

Dean: Fubu has to dropkick there because he doesn’t have the athletic ability to jump as high as Maxx is

Will: maybe he doesn’t but he sure as heww has a wot of wrestwing tawent

(Fubu goes to the ropes yet again, and Maxx begins to get to his feet, Fubu bounces off the ropes, and Grabs Maxx’s head and goes for the Brooklyn Bulldog, but Maxx manages to pick Fubu up in mid air and he turns it into a sidewalk slam into a cover)

ONE...........

Dean: what a counter by the big man Mr Maxx Steele

TWO.......

Will: couwd be over now as Fubu has missed his finishing maneuver

THREE........... NO

(Fubu, manages to get out just in time)

Dean: he may not have got the three count on this occasion, But it wooks as though Maxx has done his homework on Fubu, and its all paying off for him now!

Will: euquawy so, Fubu wiww have done his homework on the big man

(Maxx looks pritty angry about not getting the three count, and he picks Fubu, back up and picks him up above his shoulders and dros him with a gorrila press)

Dean; yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaa, the power of the big man, is way too much for somebody like Fubu, that is talentless, lazy idiot

Will: if Fubu is wazy then I don’t want to know what you are Dean

(Maxx goes to the outside and picks up a steel chair, he walks back into the ring with it, and then takes a swing at Fubu’s head, but the referee catches the chair behind his back, Maxx turns around and eyeballs the referee, he grabs him around his throat, and sets him up the referee for the chokeslam)

Dean: what the..... yes get the referee he shouldn’t be interfereing in the match

Will: A hefty fine for Maxx Steele wiww be set if he does this too the weferee, our Pwesident Mr Tate Edmonson wiwww not be impwessed with the actions of Maxx here

Dean: Tate might not be impressed but I sure as hell have been impressed by this monster Maxx Steele

(Fubu, jumps on the back of Maxx Steele, who then drops the referee with the chokeslam, the referee lies motionless, as Fubu lays in a sleeper hold On Maxx)

Will: Fubu wooks wike he has the match awwmost in the bag here

Dean: who cares theres nobody to make the cover! hahahahaha

(Fubu gets Maxx down to one knee then releases the hold bounces off the ropes and this time Lands the Brooklyn Bulldog, and Fubu makes the cover)

Dean: ahahahahaha theres nobody to make the cover

Will: oooooooo noooooooooo, Fubu has the match wight in his gwasp here, and there is nobody who can make the cover for him, what a twavesty

Dean: yes but its in favour of the right man

Will: ONE......... TWO........ THREE, Fubu has the match won

(Fubu looks up wondering why there is nobody makeing the cover and he sees the referee lying motionless on the floor, he then walks over to help the referee to recouperate, but as he turns around, he is met with a steel chair by Maxx, Fubu goes crashing to the mat, and Maxx makes the cover)

Will: no, not wike this, not by cheating!

Dean: ahahaha, its all over now, and we will have a new worthy television Champion, not that stupid punk Fubu

(The referee, comes around and calls for the bell, Maxx Steele lets go of the pin, and glares at the referee, who is still quite dazed)

Will: hahahaha, Fubu has won by disquawification, and has wetained his titwe!

Dean: what ?#?~# the referee never saw Maxx use the steel chair how can he disqualify him?

Will: for attacking the weferee!

Dean: that was an accident!

(Maxx, then walks over to the referee, with anger in his eyes, he kicks the referee in the mid-section, and then delivers the Master Blaster [Last Ride] to the referee)

Will: the match is over, come on weave the weferee awone he has a famiwy damit, he isn’t a twained wrestler, what is he doing

Dean: proveing a point I supose

Will: pwoveing a point is one thing but wike this, noooo, he’s just adding to the fine that he is going to get for the damage caused to the weferee

(Maxx Steele then rolls out of the ring and make his way up the rampway, as he gets to the top of the Rampway he looks back to the ring, and sees Fubu beggining to get to his feet, and as he does he points at Maxx Steele and chases him into the backstage area)

Dean: Maxx, will get him backstage don’t worry about that one!

Will: the chase is on, and Fubu is hot on the heews of Maxx, I have a feewing this one isn’t over!

********** cuts to adverts *********

[Crystal is stood outside a famous fast food outlet with Smooth and Basildon. Basildon has his camera, and both he and Smooth have mischievous grins on their faces. Crystal meanwhile is eyeing them suspiciously, with her arms folded and her foot tapping.]

Crystal: "What are you two up to?"

[Basildon starts the camera rolling.]

Smooth: "It's a BAD world, and for a BAD world you need something BAD!"

[Smooth enters the restaurant.]

Smooth: "BAD bag from McDougals! You get a BAD portion of chips, a BAD burger, and a BAD drink!"

[Smooth is walking through the restaurant, and Basildon quickly pans the camera around to show the promotional pictures of the various 'consumable' products in the restaurant.]

Smooth: "Plus you get a BAD CD-Rom, with BAD bands like Bardumb and Shittababes! Now they're BAD!"

[Smooth purchases one of the "bad bags" from the counter.]

Smooth: "So take a BAD step into the BAD wide world…"

[He has left the restaurant and looks down Crystal's cleavage.]

Smooth: "… and leave with a BAD smile on your face!"

[Crystal whacks him one on the back of the head.]

Crystal: "And a BAD headache for being such a dick, Billy!"

[Scene ends with Crystal glaring at Smooth and Basildon and being moody. Smooth and Baz meanwhile are giggling like children.]

---------- Etreme title match ----------- “Last Man Standing” Cravin Moorehead vs Big Country --------

Dean: this next match up is a table match, the stipulation was choosen by Big Country, as he got to decide the stipulation by winning the 5 man elimination match last week

Will: It was a gweat match, and in that match he angered quite a few people with his tactics, and the way he got Firefwy ewiminated

Dean; those tactics were very smart, and the people who are angered by those tactics are just jealous of the geniousity of Big Country

(Cravin’s music begins to play on the PA system, and Cravin comes out to a face pop from the crowd, he has a table in his arm, and as he makes his way to the ring he takes it in placeing it diagnoly from the turbuckle to the mat)

Dean: I hate this guy, thank god we haven’t been seeing too much from him as of lately, he really got up my nose when he did

Will; Cravin is one extweme wrestler who was quite annoyed when the Extweme titwe was taken out, when the EWO went to GZW

Dean: I love the crazy matches they can hace, I just don’t like Cravin

(Big Country’s music then begins to play on the PA system, jhe is met by a chorus of boos from the crowd, Big Country also has a table under his arm, that when gets to the ring rolls in, and enters the ring)

Dean: A man with some really balls, unlike that darn Cravin

(Cravin and Big C lock up, Big C, uses his size to his advantage and forces Cravin into the turnbuckle, and then he Irish Whips him diaganoly across the ring, and Big C follows up with a clothes line)

Dean: Big C with the powerand the strength over that little weed Cravin, or as my homie Pimp would call him HOOVER, cause he really does suck

Pimp: Is that what Pimp said after Cravin gae him that major headache at Heatwave?

(Big C irish whips Cravin back diagnolaly to where he had just come from, and follows up again, this time going for a big splash but Cravin moves out of the way, and hits a series of german suplexs on Big C, the crowd erupts into cheers, to see Big C taken down like that)

Dean; booooooooooooo, come on Big C get up and kick his @ss

Will: Cwavin takes the advantage now in this match

(Cravin goe to the outside and sets up a table, and then attempts to come back into the ring, but is then sent back to the outside with a running knee by Big C)

Dean: nowhere to go now for Cravin the HOOVER, hahahahaha

Will: the action has spiwwed to the outside the wing now, and Big C, and Cwavin, are going at it outside the wing, the action inside the wing didn’t last vewy wong though did it?

Dean: I’d rather see them go at it outside the ring, it much more exiteing, besides theresmore chance Cravin will get hurt, o please let that happen

(Cravin, is on one knee as Big C enters the ring surroundings, and Cravin lets fly with a right hand which is met by another, then another untill Cravin is standing, but then Big C gets a knee into the mid-section of Cravin and whips him into the steel ring post on the outside)

Dean; ahahahaha, Cravin might have the better track record against Big C, but Big C is certainly the better man, and is taking Cravin apart right now!

Will: Cwavin is having it handed too him wight now by Big C, if he wants to become the Extweme champion here tonight then, he’s going to have to puww his socks up!

Dean: is he wearing socks?

(Big C rolls Cravin back into the ring, and Irish whips him into one of the turnbuckles, which he follows up with a clothesline, and then he sets a table up about a couple of metres away from the turnbuckle, where Cravin is, and Big goes and continues to lay some rights and lefts into the mid-section of Cravin)

Dean; yeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaa, some Evil intentions on the mind of Big C here, and I like it!, come on put Cravin through the table!

Will: Cwavin isn’t going to give this up without a fight though

(Big C picks up Cravin and sits him up on the top turnbuckle, and then climbs to the top himslef, and counts as he punches the top of Cravins head, ONE............ TWO......... THREE........... FOUR.............. FIVE.................. SIX.................... SEVEN.............. EIGHT............... NINE............ TEN....., Big C then follows it up with a headbutt, and making his way down the turnbuckle)

Dean: TEN big punches by Big C has Cravin a little bit dazed

Will: Cwavin is having a weawwy hard time staying in this match Big C seems to be on top of his game tonight

(Big C gets down to the bottom rope, and Cravin grabs hold of his head and signals for a tornado DDT, and Cravin takes off, but Big C blocks it)

Dean: the HOOVER is trying going to put Big C through the table with a tornado DDT, what kind of a man is this at all?

Will: I thought you wived by the moto, BY ANY MEANS?

Dean: yes I know the moto but it isn’t myn it was Bad Company’s over a year ago!

(Cravin lays a couple of punches in on top of Big C’s head and again attempts to go for a tornado DDT through the table, and again Big C blocks it and goes back up to the top turnbuckle)

Dean: Cravin continues to go for the Tornado DDT, but whats the point Cravin new what he was doing, he might as well just accept defeat!

Will: I told you before that Cwavin doesn’t way down for nobody!

(Big C, lays a couple of fists in on Cravin,a dn then sets him up for a super plex off the top rope and down throught the table, but this time Cravin blocks it, and gets to his feet, as Cravin and Big C both begin to exchange blows on the top turnbuckle)

Dean: both men stood on top of the turnbuckle exchangeing blows, with a table underneath them ready for them to fall through! now this is EXTREME!

Will: you wiww onwy see gweat action wike this, week in and week out in the GZW!

(Cravin takes one all mighty swing at Big C and misses, and Big C counters with the country slam off the top rope and through the table)

Will: whoa..... what a move there by Big C, to win the match

Dean: yes yes yes yes yes, we have a new Extreme chanmpion and a worthy one at that, no ponsey Cravin Moorehead as champion, its the era of Big C in the extreme department

Will: Big C just won the titwe with his finisher thwough the tabwe, is Cwavin okay, I think he might need a wittle hewp out here

(the referee raises Big C’s hand in victorary, anmd hans him the Extreme title, Big C then scurry’s off backstage hold ing his title high in the air)

------------------the “Mid-Card Killer” Pimp Bizkit --------- pre-taped promo -------------

(Pimp is walking by a nearby gym, as he glares through the window he sees Smooth and Baz training, he laughs to himself, and the camera fades)

*** a second or two later on the screen, after the scrren goes black it reopens again ***

(the camera zooms in on the words “changeing room” and then it focus’s in on Pimp, he opens a gym bag, and pulls out a heavy book)

Pimp: nope not this one, does Smooth even know how to read?

(Pimp opens another bag, and this time pulls out a camera)

Pimp: I think I can guess whos this is, but not the one i’m after

(Pimp opens a third bag, and pulls out a piece of paper, with the words “Travesty Card” printed on the top)

Pimp: and I can guess who this is too!

(Pimp empties the bag, leaving all the items of Smooths on the floor, and Pimp walks off, and as the door closes the scene fades to black)

*** a second or two later on the screen, after the scrren goes black it reopens again ***

(Pimp has the empty gym bag over his shoulder, and is walking side by side with another man)

Pimp: so what did you say Moths are attracted too

Man: light my friend

Pimp: have you got a small light that I can borrow

(the man hands his a cigarette lighter)

Pimp: not that kind of light, a normal size buld is a cicuit

Man: sorry but I don’t carry that around with me

(Pimp stops and see tons of moths behind glass surrounding a light, the scene fades as Pimp walks off)

*** a second or two later on the screen, after the scrren goes black it reopens again ***

(Pimp is behind the glass, he is using the bag to capture some of the moths, as he does so he zips the bag up)

Pimp: wait till Smooth gets his bag back he’s going to love this one, he may come to the understanding of what bein Played-a-live is like

(the scene fades, as Pimp puts the bag back over his shoulder)

-----------Tag-title match ---------- Risky Gold (c) vs Endangered Species -------------

Dean: next up we have the tag team champions defending those titles against the team that they some how some way actually beat

Will: They gave it there aww that night to win the Tag titwes, and they came out on top that night, and the rumoured wateness for twaining by Endangered Species wooks to have back fired on them, but they have there chance to undo that now!

Dean: it was a fluke, it should never of happened!, now we have this fool Diamond running round pulling absolutely daft stunts, and the crowd love him for this dispite the fact he has zero talent, and as for Epic well he likes to call himself Mr Extreme, you ask me he’s extremely boring!

Will: weww we aww have our own opinions, but I think the majority of people wiww disagwee with you on that one Dean!

(“Scooby Snacks” by the Fun Lovin Criminals plays on the PA system, the crowd erupts, into cheering and applauding for the tag-team champions, Epic shines it up and shows it the crowd meanwhile Diamond has the title between his legs and seems to be using it like toilet paper)

Dean: look at that idiot, no respect for a title that means so much to many of the competitors in the GZW, he doesn’t deserve the title!

Will: I think he’s just twying to shine the titwe up wather wierdwy

Dean: you’re telling me, this guy has no respect for society, and is one stupid wierdo!

(Endangered Species’s music begins to play on the PA system, and they come out to a chorus of boos from the crowd, they sneer at the crowd, but try there best to ignore the crowd but as they get closer to the ring the crowd get more and more on there back)

Dean: these fans have no respect either no wonder they love Diamond so much!, they ought to be taught a lesson from the New Bad Company about respect!

Will: wike you have no wespect for the cwowd, the cwowd doesn’t wike anybody that diswespects them!

Dean: well they usually deserve it

(Endangered Species enter the ring, Epic offers a hand shake to Elijah Threat, meanwhile Joseph stands in his corner stareing at Diamond who stands in his corner scratching his arse0

Dean: look arrrrrrrrrrgh, does he have to do it in public?, Geez!, he doesn’t seem to have much concentration on this match!, and that is why Endangered Species have got to teach him a lesson about it

Will: maybe they wiww!

(Elijah continues to stare at Epic, untill Epic takes his hand back, and then gets blind sided with a european upercut, that knocks him down, and the referee calls for the bell to begin the match)

Dean: woooo hoooooooooo, thats it beat him down like the dog he is!

Will: now how is Epic wike a dog?

Dean: weww both of them are, they are foul smelling, butt sniffing, lauwn fouling idiots

(Elijah, kicks Epic into the Endangered Species corner where Elijah begins to choke Epic with his foot, Joseph then darts across the ring and knocks Diamond off the ring apron, but Diamond doesn’t react and the referee begins to force Joseph back into his corner)

Dean: what the hell is Diamond to dumb to react!

Will: this might vewy weww work to the advantage of Wisky Gowd, as it doesn’t awwow Endangered Species to double team Epic

(while the referee has his back turned Diamond then enters the ring and nails Elijah with right hand and whips him into the far turnbuckle, and then whips Epic into him, who meets him with a spear, Diamond then makes his way back to his corner as Epic lays a couple of fist in on Elijah)

Dean: closed fist again, there using illegal maneuvers!

Will: your fwavourite tactics usuawwy!

(The referee is still trying to keep Joseph at bay, while Epic tags in Diamond, Diamond climbs the top turnbuckls, and hits a missile dropkick on Elijah)

Dean; get out there was no tag made!

Will: you what ?#?# we aww saw that with our own eyes!

(the referee turns around to see Diamond in the ring and then hurridly rushes over to Diamond to get him out of the ring, Epic then jumps back in while Diamond trys to explain what happened)

Dean: thats wight I never saw a tag made, good call from the referee!

Will: are you bwind?

(Joseph slaps his hands together very loudly, as he is getting into the ring, where Epic, is laying in a couple of boots on Elijah, then Joseph knocks Epic down with a clothesline, and then he lays some boots into Epic)

Will: now come on!, he isn’t even the wegal man!

Dean: Leagl smeegal, who bloody cares as long as Endangered Species get the best of these two moronic idiots who go by the name Risky Gold!

(Joseph picks up Epic, and places him between his legs, then pulls him up onto his shoulders, and brings him down with a powerbomb, and lays Elijah on top of Epic, and the referee turns around and makes the cover)

ONE.......

Dean: yeeeeeaaaaaaa, the tag champs are regaining there gold!, woooooo hooooooo

(Diamond climbs to the top rope)

TWO....

Will: but wook at Diamond wiww he break it up?

(Diamond jumps off the top rope)

THREE.....

(Diamond lands across the back of Elijah’s neck with a leg drop)

Will: no no no, Diamond managed to bweak up the count, Wisky Gowd are very much stiww in this match!

Dean: damit!, that Pesky Diamond spoiled what couwd have been a treamendous moment!, damn idiot!

(Epic, rolls over onto Elijah, but Joseph runs in, and him and Diamond begin to exchange blows, the referee trys to break it up but to no avail, then he looks down to see Epic makeing the cover)

ONE..........

(Joseph, ducks one of Diamonds left hooks, and then he grabs Diamond by his tights, and tosses him over the top rope)

Dean: JOSEPH, look, break the damn cover up!

TWO.......

(Joseph turns round and sees Epic makeing the cover)

Will: wiww he make it?

THREE.........

(Joseph drops an elbow onto Epic to break up the cover)

Dean; yessssss, you see thats what a team is all about unity, and thats why Endangered Species are that damn good!, its because of there Unity and Alertness!

Will: yes they are good athwetes but Wisky Gowd have proven that they can be just as good!

(Diamond is getting up and Joseph goes to the far ropes, and bounces off, and comes back at Diamond with a baseball slide that misses, and Diamond knocks Joseph to the ground with a clothesline, and the Referee begins a ten count on the two men inside the ring)

ONE.......

(Diamond enters the ring)

Will: couwd it possibwy end as a dwaw?

TWO.......

Dean: no, it can’t!

(Joseph catches Diamonds boot and drags him back outside, and then whips him into the steel ring post)

THREE....

Will: that had to hurt Diamond there, going shouwder first into the cold hard unforgiveing steew!

FOUR.......

(Jospeh enters the ring)

Dean; come on Endangered Species have got to regain the titles, now!

FIVE........

(Joseph pulls Elijah onto Epic, and the referee makes the cover)

Will: no no, they had to bweak the ruwes to win this one!

ONE.........

Dean: hey a wins a win, who cares how you do it as long as you do!

TWO........

(Joseph raises his hands as if in triuph)

THREE........

(Epic rolls his shoulder up)

Dean: what the hell! how did he manage that

(Joseph holds his head in shock, as Epic begins to crawl over to his corner, meanwhile Diamond is trying to get up on the apron for Epic to make the tag)

Dean: don’t let hinm make the tag stay on Epic, he’s the man who looks worst for ware!

Will: wiww Epic make the tag or not?

(Diamond manages to get on the apron, and is reaching his hand out to tag in, Epic is reaching his hand out to tag in but Joseph comes in and pulls his leg Epic gets to his feet, and hits an enziguri on Joseph and continues hism attempt to tg Diamond in)

Dean: noooooo, stop that idiot

Will: surewy the tag wiww be made this time!

(Epic sticks out his hand to make the tag and so does Diamond, and Diamond tags in, he knocks Joseph down with a clothes line, Joseph gets back up and is clotheslined over the tope rope, Epic jumps off the apron onto Joseph)

Dean: nooooooo, this can’t be!

Will: aww heww is bweaking woose here!

(Elijah is behind Diamond, and rolls Diamond up into a small package)

ONE.........

Dean: yessssssss, that has got to be aww new Tag team champs

TWO.....

Will: weww wooks wike Wisky Gowd have had a short titwe regin

THREE........

(Diamond rolls through, and kicks Elijah to the sideof his head)

Dean; how did he manage that?

Will: I don’t know, but the momentum is in Wisky Gowds favour now

(Diamond gets up and picks up Elijah into a vertical position and then he brings him down with a brain buster {Sledgement}, and makes the cover)

ONE......

Will: its over now, Diamond has just hit his finishing mauneuver on Elijah

TWO.....

Dean: nooooo not this

THREE......

Dean: noooooo, how have they managed to upsets over Endangered Species in a row?

Will: yes yes yes, Wisky Gowd have beaten Endangered Species twice in a row, buit what a match this has been!

-----------------backstage with Len----------------

(Len has caught up with Zeke backstage)

Len: you won’t find my bag, and you will not show the world whats in my bag

(Len runs at Zeke, and the two begin to exchange blows, but Zeke gets the better of Len, and picks up a wooden stick off the floor and then brakes it over the head of Len)

Zeke: I will find your stupid little bag!

(Zeke picks up Len above his shoulders, and walks over to an open dumpster, and gorrila presees Len inot the half empty dumpster)

Zeke: nothing, and nobody will stop me!

(Zeke, begins to walk off, but as he does, Len can be seen getting out of the dumpster, and then chaseing Zeke, he gets grabs hold of Zeke, and throws him through, a plate glass window)

Zeke: you will no get ittle Snappy

---------------- ***Main Event*** --------------- Triple Threat rules------------ --“the menace” Union Jack vs the “Mid-Card killer” Pimp Bizkit vs “Smooth Operator” Billy Bond --

Dean: next up we have our main event, its a triple threat rules match!

Will: yes a match between thwee gweat competitors in UJ, Pimp, and our new Intercontinentaw champion Smooth

Dean: how in the hell he won that match i’ll never know how in the hell did he defeat Wicked Ways?, they had to trap him in the ropes to defeat that monster!, not only that but he also defeated Davis in that match, and I though Smooth might of had some ring rust after being out for quite a while, but I was wrong..... damn

Will: what a twemendou match that was, but awso that night we saw Pimp deface Smooths wocker woom door, and caww him the “Moth”, which i’m wretty sure Smooth didn’t take too kindwy too!

Dean; ahahahahaha, that stunt was another of Pimps classic tricks! hehehe, Pimp is certainly my man, he’s my mate, and man does he make us split our sides sometimes!

Will: but then again, word has it that Pimp wants UJ for what happened a while back, when UJ thwew Pimp thqough that window, where Mr Tate Edmonson was.

Dean: yes, I remember that night, Pimp’s trip to the hospital for some stiches, he was in a foul mood, for a long time, and hey he’s still prett P.Oed about that!

Will: there is awot of histowy between these men, aww seems to winked with Pimp, as Pimp was in Bad Company with UJ remember, not onwy that but when this company was EWO, he teamed with Smooth, to fight against Forsaken!

Dean: yes I remember all that, but Pimp is right he did have to carry his team E.S.P, especaillay Smooth!

(“Smooth Opererator” by Sade begins to play on the PA system, the crowd erupts into a roar of cheersm, he emerges holding his Intercontinental championship belt, Smotth looks into the crowd to read a sign held by an attractive female that reads “Smooth please Operate on me!” Smooth continues walking down to the ring, and as he does he slaps hands with the fans at the front, by the security rail)

Will: the fans weawwy wike this Smooth, but I guess he has weft Cwystaw in the backstage awea to be on the safe side!

Dean: damn right nobody is safe when the menacec Uninon Jack is around!, he wants to go out and destroy everybody!, but this Smooth guy doesn’thave the balls to put his title on the line, you know why?, because he knows he’ll loose it

(“Breathe” by Prodigy begins to play on the PA system, and Union Jack emerges, he has a sick smile on his face, as he walks down to the ring being showered with boos from the crowd, as the camera pans into the crowd a sign reads “Union Jackoff”, Union Jack struts down to the ring, as he enters the ring Smooth and UJ eyeball each other)

Will: Union Jack wants to tear apart evewybody, and now he has the wook on his face where he wooks wike he is weady to take apart Smooth!

Dean: you’re damn right he does, and guess what?, UJ is going to tear Smooth Limb from Limb! hooooorrrrrraaaaaaaaaay!

(“Ya Don’t see the signs” by Mark B and Blade begins to play on the PA system, Pimp emerges and receives a chorus of boos from the crowd, Pimp continues making his way down the rampway, meanwhile in the ring UJ, pushes Smooth and points at Pimp, Smooth shrugs, but the knocks UJ, down with a right hand)

Will: the match is now underway!

Dean: the match is already started and Pimp hasn’t even made it to the ring yet!

(Smooth Picks up UJ, and whips him into a turnbuckle nearest to the ramway, and Pimp comes walking down the rampway, Smooth Charges in on UJ, but UJ’s legs are taken away from him by Pimp, and his legs are either side of the ring npost, and Smooth goes face first into the turnbuckle)

Dean: whoa, what a move by Pimp, an offensive manuever on both UJ, and Smooth, but if UJ wants babies, then he’ll have to watch himself in thos type of positions!

Will: vewy nice move by Pimp there!

(Pimp pulls UJ’s legs and the crowd makes a OOOOOO sound, when he has done, it plays to he crowd by Pointing and lauging at UJ)

Dean: I wouldn’t of liked to be UJ on that exchange, his balls might be squared now!

Will: Pimp playing to the crowd when he should be focused on his match

(as Pimp is playing to the crowd, Smooth makes his way to the top rope, which he dives onto Pimp, and the crowd greet it with a roar of appreciation)

Will: Smooth going high fwying there, not his normaw style, but it sure as heww worked, and Pimp is now feewing the effects of it !

Dean: he might be feeling the effects of that now, but wait till later when he gets one of his many ladies of leisure to give it a magic rub

(Smooth picks up Pimp and rolls him into the ring,Smooth follows him, bt as Smooth rolls him into thering on one side Pimp rolls out of the ring at the other side)

Will: is Pimp too chicken to get in the wing or something?, and face Smooth one on one!

Dean: its just smart tactics on the part of Pimp thats all!, you’ll see!

(Union Jack is begininning to recover from the earlier exchange, meanwhile Smooth follows Pimp out of the ring at the commentators side, Pimp is too his feet, and begins to run around the ring, he passes UJ inside the ring, but as Smooth goes to pass UJ, he is met with a baseball slide by UJ)

Dean: ahahahaha, told you it was smart tactics, Pimp has a very clever mind you know, he has alsorts of ideas!

Will:i’m not disaweeing with that, as it may vewy weww pwove to be a decideing factor in this match!

(Pimp follows through on the baseball slide, and then he begins to mount punches on Smooth, untill the referee gets involved and forces UJ back into the ring, as he does, Pimp goes and stands above Smooth and slaps him across his face, and points at him and shouts “You really want to get PLAYED-A-LIVE by the Mid-Card Killer?”)

Dean: yea thats it Pimp my homie, you tell him whos his Daddy is! hahaha

Will: Pimp is busy throughing abuse at Smooth, maybe he should concentate on the match instead?

(Smooth begins to sit up, and Pimp runs away, and as Smooth gets to his feet he points at Pimp, but then gets another baseball slide delivered to him by UJ)

Dean: hahahaha, yesssss, Smooth is deffinately getting the worst of this match, he’s wrestling almost as bad as that Mars Wars film was

Will: It wasn’t aww that bad, just wasn’t aww that good either!

(UJ picks up Smooth and rolls him back into the ring, meanwhile Pimp makes his way to the to of one of the farther turnbuckles, UJ follows Smooth into the ring, and Pimp is chanting “PLAY A LIVE” at the crowd which they are responding to him with boos)

Dean: what do these fans know, there booing a great, a legend, these people ought to be ahamed of themselves

Will: we aww have our own opinions Dean1

(UJ, picks up Smoth and goes to Irish whip him into the ropes, but Smooth reverse it, as UJ hits the ropes, Pimp falls into a provocative postion, and the crowd laughs at him, UJ takes a swing at Smooth with his right arm, but Smotth counters with a neckbreaker, into a cover)

Dean: nooooooo, Pimp falls, and Smooth gets the advantage! I think I understand why this show ic called Travesty!

(Pimp then bends over face first, watching the pinfall attempt, by Smooth but he can’t do anything about it as his feet are stuck on the top rope)

ONE.......

Will: I think we shouwd change the name to twiumph, as the situation that has just happened is bwilliant!

TWO.......

Dean: how can you say that?, Poor Pimp will really need some nurseing after the match now, and you’re saying thats great

Will: yes I am

Dean: your a sick man Will

THREE......

NO....

(Kickout by UJ)

Dean: phew UJ kicks out and its not a win for that, miserible idiot called Smooth, it was almost a sort of a re run of Manslaughter then where Pimp couwdn’t do anything about the pinfall there

Will: and what a way to win that wouwd have been!

(Smooth picks up UJ, and whips him into the turnbuckle were Pimp is, UJ’s knee smashes into Pimps face, and Smooth hits a fishermans suplex on UJ, into a cover)

ONE........

Dean: this Smooth is one sick puppy, he whips UJ into Pimp, to indirectly hurt Pimp, and you know why?

Will: why?

TWO.........

Dean: because he can’t do it himslef

THREE...........

NO.........

(another kickout by UJ)

Dean: almost another Travesty there!

Will: two cwose cawws in successsion there by Smooth

(Pimp is now lying on the floor by the turnbuckle, meanwhile Smooth and UJ get up simultaneusly, and begin to exchange rights and left, meanwhile Pimp is getting to his feet in the opposite corner)

Dean: come on UJ, take it too Smooth, teach him that you are better than him!

Will: Smooth and UJ, are weawwy going at it now toe to toe now

(eventually though Smooth gets the better of it than UJ, , he drops UJ with a drop toe hold, and gets to his feet, but as he does Pimp comes chargeing in with a spear on Smooth, and then into a cover)

ONE............

Dean: Smooth may have got the better of UJ there, but he didn’t come out on top after that now did he? hehehe

TWO.......

Will: no he didn’t

Dean: and its all over know

THREE...........

NO........

(Smooth got his foot on the rope)

Dean: what noooooooo, Pimp had the win there, the referee must have been mistaken, he never hasd his foot on the rop[es

Will; yes he did, you onwy see what you want to see Dean!

Dean: that way eeerything is good!

(Pimp picks up Smooth and irhish whips Smooth into the ropes, but Smooth reverses it, and Pimp goes into the ropes but Pimp hooks his arms on the top rope to stop himself from coming back to Smooth, but Smooth then charges at Pimp and clotheslines Pimp over the top rope)

Dean: wow, this match is really starting to heat up now

Will: can’t disagwee with that one the match is certainwy buiwding heat now

(Smooth turns around, and is met by a kick in the mid section, and UJ lifts Smooth up into a vertical position, and bringsm him down with the vertical suplex into a cover)

Dean: no matter what Smooth does he never comes out on top! hahahaha

(Pimp has crawled underneath the ring apron)

ONE.......

Will: but atweast he’s twying, and giving his aww!

TWO........

Dean: this couwd be aww right here

THREE.......

NO.........

(Smooth manages to kick out)

Dean: nooooooooo, this blinding idiot won’t stay down, if he actaully had any brain cells he might stay down, ne might actually be able to realise that against both Pimp and UJ in this match he stands absolutely no chance

Will: yes UJ, and Pimp are both two gweat competitors, but don’t discount Smooth, he is awslo a gweat competitor, who isn’t going to give up with out a fight

(Pimp then emerges from under the ring apron with a stell chair in hand)

Dean: what is Pimp doing here?

Will: I don’t know but I don’t think I wike it

(UJ picks up Smooth, kicks him yet again in the midsection, and picksnhim up into the Jack hammer position, and brings him down into a cover)

Dean: there we go its enevitable now, nobody kicks out of the Jack Hammer

ONE........

Will: unfortunate as I feew to have to say it but I have never seen nobody kick out of this devastateing Maneuver, when Delivered by UJ

TWO.........

(Pimp darts round the other side of the ring)

Dean: this is aww

THREE.......

(Pimp puts Smooths foot on the ropes)

NO........

Dean: what the?, why would Pimp help out Smooth?

Will: because he doesn’t want to woose the match

(UJ, holds his head in disbelief, and Pimp goes back to the commentry side of the ring and slides into the ring a steel chair, UJ, looks at it, and goes to pick it up)

Dean: yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaa, thats it take Smooths head off with that chair, way to go Pimp

Will: oh no, I can’t wook

(UJ, bends down to pick the chair up but it moves, UJ scratches his head and follows it untill he gets to the ropes, where Pimp nails him with a right fist, and it can be clearly seen that he is wearing kuckle dusters)

Dean: what Pimp noooooooo, don’t polay the tricks on UJ play them on Smooth, and wook at the chair it has string atytached to it

Will: hehe, that was one funny trick though

(Pimp begins to take the the kuckle dusters off, and Smooth rolls UJ up in a schoolboy)

ONE..........

Dean: Pimp break it up

TWO.........

Will: Smooth, has he won thanks to Pimp in this match?, may have been accidentaw to its wet Smooth have the advantage

(Pimp manages to get the knuckle dusters off)

THREE...........

(Pimp slides into the ring)

YES.....

Will: Pimp was too late to bweak the cover up and Smooth has come away with another victowy

Dean: I can’t believe this, Smooth has won, another match, by another Fluke, how long will this run of flukes coninue?

(Smooth slides out of the ring, collects his Intercontinental title belt, and runs quickly makes his way up the rampway to the backstage area)

Dean: Smooth is high tailing it out of here, now, but he must still be feeling the effects of the Jack Hammer by Union Jack

Will: Well Smooth has ran away to wive and fight another day

Dean: the smartest thing he couwd have done anyway

(Pimp begins to amke his way backwards walking up the rampway when Smooth disapears, he is walking slowly, and as he does UJ comes around, and points at Pimp, and signals that this isn’t over)

Will: wooks wike Pimp has gained some wevenge over UJ for what happened a while ago when UJ tossed him through the glass window

Dean: this war between these two doesn’ look to be over the way UJ is stairing at Pimp there, all hell could break loose between these two

Will: but unfortunatewy this is aww we have time for, join us next week on Thursday Night Twavesty