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Pyro ignites from around the entranceway and down the rampway into the Coliseum air as “Timebomb” by Godsmack rocks through the public announce system. The camera pans the always sold out GZW Coliseum showing the various banners, posters, and signs. One sign reads, “Symon says, please shut the hell up!!” A poster of Chris Trepanier with “Hear The Thunder” written over it is held high. Another banner states, “Smooth Operator…The New GZW Giantkiller!!”
Pike: Welcome wrestling world to another edition of Tuesday Crimson! I am your play-by-play announcer Memphis Pike and the number one color commentator in the business…
Hunt: Forget all that in-ring fighting like Jackie Lee and Albert Wuchie. With so many lovely females in GZW why waste your time when it just leaves more for Alexander Hunt!
Pike: We have a hot show tonight coming off a special Sunday Storm two days ago! In the tag team division the longest active GZW tag team, the Fierys, will both see single action against the current Tag Team Champions of What Money Can Buy, Manic Depression and “Money Maker” Dice Morgan!
Hunt: In my opinion, and it’s the only one that matters, the current tag champs have to be the worst team to ever hold the belt! Whatever in the hell happen to “Mr. Risky Business” Epic and “Bad Attitude” Eclipse? Now there was a true tag team!
Pike: The red hot BrotherHood member Kid Kaos looks to score what many will consider a major upset over “Ragin’ Shotgun” Adam Cage! If you ask me Hunt, I think this young man Kid Kaos is destined for great things in GZW if only he steps away from the current Extreme Champion Chains!
Hunt: Every now and then you say something intelligent Donutboy and that was it! What in the world does Kid Kaos think by laying down for Chains in a match weeks ago on Travesty for the Extreme title? Maybe there is more to the words “tag team” when it comes to the BrotherHood?
Pike: Anyway Hunt, the Herald of Megiddo Raziel has been revealed to be the Heaven’s Angel Jason ArcAngel and boy was everyone surprised! At the United Japan Show, Evening of Extreme, Raziel and Nathaniel “Entertainment Franchise” Davis went at it in a production truck! Tonight the will face off in a ring for the first time!
Hunt: I don’t see what the big fuss is all about! I totally agree with Raziel that Davis has brought all this on himself! If the great CareerMaker wouldn’t push people into doing the right thing and fight fairly than none of this would be an issue!
Pike: The Extreme division has been producing top-notch performances over the past several months! The current Extreme Champion Chains puts his title on the line tonight against former LightHeavyweight Champion Eric “Complete Chaos” Montair in a Parking Lot match!
Hunt: It’s no secret that my main dookey stain has always been C2! I hope Chains has enjoyed his short reign as the Extreme Champion because Montair is not only going to rip Chains a new one, but he’s going to stick the Extreme title straight up that new orifice! Donutboy, don’t let me forget to move my precious Lovemobile II!
Pike: Sure Hunt. One of the most fightingest champions lately has been Pride’s Justin Sharp! Coming off to successful defenses against RoccWylder’s Desecrator on last week’s Crimson and Sunday Storm, Sharp is scheduled to face Mid-South Wrestling Alliance Champion Chris “Canadian Thunder” Trepanier in a non-title LightHeavyweight match!
Hunt: Three words Donutboy, “Sharp For Life”!
Pike In what has everyone stumped is the battle for the Intercontinental Championship!
Hunt: Doesn’t stump me! Since my man Pimp has destroyed everyone in GZW already for his belt, Kandi has thrown the young newcomer Symon into the lion’s den! Besides I like this Symon kid!
Pike: I’m all for giving new guys a chance Hunt, but to thrust this as yet proven young man into a ring with the cruel Pimp Bizkit makes one think! Hopefully EMTs will be standing by at ringside to assist Symon in case Pimp is up to his old tricks! In the main event the Television Champion “Dream Stealer” Maxx Pain faces off with the GZW Heavyweight Champion “Smooth Operator” Billy Bond in a non-title match!
Hunt: Finally Maxx Pain is living up to his potential as a major threat around GZW! Of course it took Billy Bond to take out Deacon Kane and Pain to hook up with Pride, but nonetheless Maxx Pain is hitting the big time!
Pike: Well let’s get this ball rolling Hunt!
---“Money
Maker” Dice Morgan vs. Hades---
Pike: Up first, Hades Fiery of the number one contender The Fierys, meet one half of the GZW Tag Team Champions, Dice Morgan!
Hunt: Poor little Hades is about to be taken to school with Dice Morgan!
Pike: Least you forget, Hunt, that Hades scored a clean win over the Intercontinental Champion Pimp Bizkit last week on Crimson!
Hunt: But that was due to these idiots What Money Can Buy!
“In Too Deep” by Sum 41 rips through the PA system. The crowd erupts in cheers as Hades emerges from the back area. He makes his way into the ring and stands in the corner awaiting his opponent.
Dice Morgan appears from the back to the tune of “Must Be The Money” by Deion Sanders. Self-dubbed "Money Maker”, Dice holds up his tag belt as he makes his way into the ring and hands his belt to Ref Sonny Bright. Dice takes a moment to sternly remind Ref Bright whom the belt belongs to before the match gets underway.
Pike: This should be an exciting match up!
Hunt: This should be a slaughter!
The bell sounds and both men pause for a moment before hitting the tie up in the center of the ring. Dice takes the early advantage with knee to the gut of the much smaller Hades. Dice showing his cruel side by hitting Hades with a devastating short arm clothesline that sends Hades flipping over onto his front. Dice lifts the smaller competitor and whips him to the ropes. Hades ducks under another clothesline and hits Dice with a spinning heel kick that sends the Maxx Pain’s older brother out to the floor. Hades wasting no time goes through the top and middle rope with a dropkick to the chin of Dice. Dice reels back into the guardrail. Hades holds on to the top rope and pulls himself back up to the apron. He climbs the turnbuckle and perches waiting the moment to strike.
Pike: Hades on the offensive goes up top!
Hunt: The stench from his dirty Fiery body is offensive! It reeks of something, but it sure ain't awesomeness!
Dice rolls away from the rail to sit doubled over near the bottom of the ramp. Hades takes flight to the outside and lands an amazing top rope swinging neck breaker. Leaving both men laid out on the floor.
Hunt: Holy SH(BLEEEP)!
Pike: Hunt; please this is a family show!
Hunt: Sorry folks, But HOLY SH(BLEEEP)!
After seeing a beautiful execution of such a great move the crowd can not help but to chant the expletive aforementioned by Alexander Hunt. Hades makes it to his feet and rolls Dice into the ring. While Hades slides into the ring Dice regains the standing position and Hades quickly spears Dice and rolls out into and ankle lock.
Pike: Hades taking it to the big man here. He’s not letting up!
Hunt: He’s just lucky besides it’s just Dice Morgan!
As Hades tries to synch in the move, the stronger Dice reverses the move into a head scissors chokehold. Hades flips over into a clutching pin, Dice reverses the pin by rolling over and pinning Hades. The youngest Fiery kicks out and both men make it to their feet but Dice quickly lands a three-inch dropkick to Hades sending him into the corner.
Pike: Morgan gains the advantage with a "Perfect" dropkick! Didn’t know Dice could even get up like that!
Hunt: These Fiery bums are so boring!
Dice goes to the corner, and stuns Hades with a couple of forearm smashes to the side of the head. Dice lifts Hades up and flips him upside down. He ties Hades up in the Tree of Woe. Dice delivers three swift solid kicks to Hades’ gut before he backs up into the opposite corner.
Dice measures his opponent and dashes across the ring and hits Hades with a baseball slide to the face.
Pike: Chocolate covered Dunkin’ Donuts!
Hunt: Pain served up Morgan style! Or is that Pain served up Pain style?
Hades flops into the ring and Dice slides back in the ring and taunts the Fiery boy by doing pushups. The crowd boos incessantly. Dice pulls Hades up by his hair and slaps him in the face.
Pike: Morgan showing disdain for his opponent!
Hunt: And I disdain both of them!
Dice whips Hades into the ropes and ducks his head for a back body drop. Hades halts himself and lands a sharp kick to Dice’s chest. The crowd roars in excitement. Hades levels Dice with a clothesline. The crowd roars again as Manic Depression comes rushing down the rampway. Hades not seeing him goes to the ropes but is tripped up by the other half of the Tag Team Champs. Dice gets up and takes advantage by dropping a swift elbow on the neck of Hades.
Pike: Hey, wait a minute!
Hunt: Hades tackled by air!
Dice lifts up Hades and sets him up for The Gamble (Roll of The Dice). Dice hooks Hades and plants him into the mat.
Pike: This should do it!
Hunt: Chalk up another one for the boring Champs!
Pike: You mean the Cheaters!
Dice hovers over the prone Hades and applies a modified Money Dream (Dragon Sleeper) that looks to be more of a submission hold. Spike cries out in pain and reaches to put his foot on the rope. Manic sneaks up and pulls Hades foot off the rope.
Pike: Come on Ref Bright! Open your eyes!
Hunt: Manic Depression just saw that Hades has his boot untied!
Hades tries desperately to replace his foot on the rope as his foot misses a couple of times and Ref Bright calls for the bell mistakenly thinking Hades was tapping out.
Hunt: And Dice Morgan wins via submission!
Pike: And some help from his tag team partner!
Dice pulls Hades up and ties him up in the ropes. But the crowd erupts in cheers at the sight of Dameon storming down to the ring to help his son, with Spice not too far behind him. Spice is stopped at the top of the ramp because Crystal has appeared from the back and catches Spice by the hair and beings to pummel her on the ground. Manic advances to meet Dameon but a vicious clothesline takes him down. Dameon dives into the ring and stands toe to toe with Dice. They exchange punches as Manic slides into the ring and delivers a dropkick to the back of Dameon. Dice takes the advantage and ties up Dameon in the corner in a Tree of Woe. Manic goes over to the tied up Hades and flips over him and sits on the apron while pulling his chin up over his right shoulder. Manic reaches back and grabs Hades’ right leg and synchs in a painful submission hold. Dice slides out of the ring and reaches under the ring to pull out a sledgehammer. He makes his way to the upside down Dameon and places the hammer on Dameon’s throat. Dice begins to choke Dameon with the hammer, while putting his foot on the ring post to gain extra leverage.
Pike: The Tag Team Champs showing their vicious ways!
Hunt: Who cares about those idiots? What is up with Crystal attacking her ex-mother-in-law? I wish I was hitting that!
Pike: Shuttup Hunt! We haven’t seen Crystal on GZW Television in months and now she is siding with What Money Can Buy!
Armies of refs make their way to the ring to separate the tag teams. After a little while WMCB are pulled off the Fierys. WMCB make their way up the ramp holding their tag belts triumphantly, as Crystal embraces them, in the air to a chorus of boos from the crowd.
Pike: This is far from over because coming up next Manic Depression and Dameon face off!
---In The Parking
Lot---
Albert Wuchie pulls up in the car park, and parks, badly. He gets out of his car, pulls a holdall from the back seat, and heads to the entrance of the arena.
Suddenly, the screech of a motorbike is heard, and El Gambit speeds up to Wuchie on his Harley Davidson and skid stops around him. He, and his bike now block Albert’s way. El G looks up through the strands of his fringe that are hanging outside his jet-black and blonde streaked ponytail tied low and loose. As he chews on a toothpick, he sneers with evil intent.
Albert looks on with a mixture of fear and anger. He steps back into a martial arts fighting stance, and is about to say something, but El G butts in before he can speak.
El G:
“Hola… un amigo de Santiago De Touwce sends his love!”
El G leaps off the bike with a roundhouse kick into the gut that Albert does a reasonable job of blocking. Trying valiantly to defend himself, the announcer tries to spin kick the man from Gibraltar. However, El G ducks and takes advantage of the moment that Albert’s guard is down with an eye poke. From there, he slips his hand into his coat pocket, and pulls out a cosh. With one fluid motion, he pulls it out, brings it around, and cracks it across the top of Albert’s head. Albert goes down in a heap.
El G looks down at his fallen prey, and chews the toothpick thoughtfully… then he smiles nastily, and slips the cosh back into his inside pocket. He gets back onto the bike, and speeds off.
The camera pans down to the unmoving Albert who is laid in an unnatural position, with his holdall and most of the contents strewn across the parking lot.
***
---From the Suc Mi
Phi House---
Rick Samson and Brent Wellington III, the College Crew, are watching TV in their frat house. Empty beer cans and pizza boxes cover the floor.
BW3: Wow, Britney Spears is sure stacked! She is so bootylicious!
Samson: Yeah man! I know what you mean!
BW3 gets increasing excited, hopping up and down on his seat while watching Britney’s Pepsi commercial.
BW3: Oh...my...god...what I wouldn't give...
Suddenly, BW3 gets quiet and his face turns red. He grabs a pillow and covers his "lower extremities".
Samson looks at BW3: Dawg! That is sick man! Oops, YOU did it again!
BW3: Um, excuse me man; I got to go to my room for a sec.
BW3 runs to his room upstairs with the pillow covering his lower region.
Samson: Yeah, you go take care of your little problem!
***
---Backstage---
Nathaniel Davis is shown arriving at the GZW Coliseum. He makes his way through the backstage area carrying his bags. Out of nowhere comes Raziel. The man once known as Jason ArcAngel lays out Davis from behind with a kendo stick. Raziel continues to stomp on the GZW's "franchise". Raziel lifts up Davis and slams him into the concrete wall. The Avenging Angel then sets up Davis and drops him on his head with a cradle piledriver on the concrete backstage floor. Raziel stands over the bloody Davis. Raziel crouches down over Davis slapping him on the face.
Raziel: The time is soon upon us, Nathaniel. I will see you in the ring.
***
---The Command
Suite---
The StormRiders Prey and Outlaw Wales walk into the office
of the new Commissioner Angel Profit-Williams.
Prey: Mrs. Profit-Williams, Commish…we need to talk.
Angel: (chomping on a celery stick) Gentlemen, I know what your concerns are.
While my father in HKWF hired you, he gave you two to GZW. During your stint
here you have been loyal to whatever job Daddy Profit put you to. But now that
I’ve forged a new Profit path as the new Commissioner, you are both wondering
what the future holds for the StormRiders?
Wales: Well, yeah.
Prey: We’ve appreciated everything Mr. Profit’s done for us and we’ve enjoyed
our time in Profit International…
Angel: I understand. You need job security. Understood. While I don’t know how
much my father and GZW has been paying you two, I’m sure that you will find my
offer more than competitive.
Angel pulls out her checkbook and writes out a check, then hands it to the
StormRiders. Their eyes nearly pop out of their sockets.
Prey: This will be fine! Thank you Mrs. Profit-Williams ma’am!
Wales: Yeah! Thanks!
Angel: Wonderful. Now that that has been settled, why don’t you two go out to
the ring and make a statement, a statement about who’s running the show here?
Wales: Sure thing. Come on Prey. Let’s go do what we do
best, kicking some ass.
***
---Supreme Team vs. Too Fools---
Pike: This next match had to be thrown together quickly due
Dameon refusing to wrestle as he has escorted his wife Spice to the hospital
after her attack by their ex-daughter in law! As soon as any news is heard we
will let you know fans! But the exciting team of the “Larger than Life” Logan
Phlash and “Super Flyer” Malcom Hodges will be taking on Grandmasta Nastay and
Body 2 Shoddy, Too Fools!
Hodge and Phlash, along with “Crybaby” Bill Connors, come out to the ring to
Queen’s “We Are The Champions”. The two Supreme Teamers stand on the
ring posts as the fans cheer.
Some infectious beats signal the arrival of Two Fools. Grandmasta Nastay comes
down the ramp, doing the Running Man while Body 2 Shoddy is doing something
that slightly resembles the dog paddle and the funky chicken. Two Fools get in
the ring wearing their generic "urban wear".
Hunt: How generic can you get? Instead of Fubu, they got on Ubuf!
Two Fools "dance" in the ring as the Supreme Team just stand and
watch. Suddenly…
Pike: Running down the ramp, it’s the StormRiders!
Prey and Outlaw Wales come running down to the ring, unbeknownst to the Supreme
Team who have their backs to the rampway. Two Fools see the StormRiders and
leap out of the ring. The StormRiders slide into the ring. Supreme Team turn
around. Prey with a wicked Muay Thai kick nails Malcom Hodge in the face.
Outlaw sends Phlash spinning in the air with a clothesline. Crybaby Connors can
only look on in horror as the StormRiders stomp away on Supreme Team.
Pike: So this is how Angel wants to earn respect for her authority?
Hunt: She’s got my respect! Viva la Angel!
Officials flood the ring to break up the assault. The StormRiders leave the
ring to a chorus of boos as Connors checks on his men in the ring.
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***
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Kane Height Wall Chart~~
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***
---Kid Kaos vs.
“Ragin’ Shotgun” Adam Cage---
Pike: Next up is sure to be an instantly classic match, as one of the hottest newcomers to GZW will be facing the newly crowned GZW’s Most Sadistic Wrestler!
Hunt: Is it me or does Adam Cage just suck? Sure he hangs with that pack of cool renegades Pride but since making Monarch say I Quit he hasn’t done anything worthwhile!
“Front 2 Back” by Zxibit bumps as Kaos makes his way down to the ring. He slingshots himself over the top rope, anxious to tangle with Cage.
“Cocky” by Kid Rock plays as Cage walks down slowly, talking trash to the fans along the rampway who boo at him accordingly. He takes a little extra time at ringside and Kaos nails him with a huge no hands somersault plancha. Both men crash to the concrete on the outside, but Kaos pops back up and the Coliseum pops big time. Kaos rolls Cage back in and hits with a slingshot legdrop which only gets a one count. Kaos whips him off the ropes and executes a spinning head scissors. The crowd is really getting behind Kaos now as he gives Cage a nice arm dragon screw and then applies a fujiwara armbar.
Pike: Good strategy by Kid Kaos, working on the arm!
Hunt: Whatever. If this Kid Kaos is so good why is he hanging out with that lame Chains?
Kaos whips Cage off the ropes once again and kicks him in the gut on the way back. He doubles Cage over and applies a double underhook, but he can't get Cage up. Cage delivers a low blow that rocks Kaos who then walks into a DVD. The fans really give it to the dastardly villain, but he only taunts them more. He stomps Kaos for good measure before picking him up only to drop him with a T-bone suplex. Cage lifts his opponent back up to his feet. Kaos gets whipped into the turnbuckle and Cage follows with a big avalanche. Not missing a beat, Cage drives Kaos’ spine into the turnbuckle with a powerbomb. The cover.
1...2...
Pike: Kid Kaos just does kick out! Boy, Adam Cage is on his game tonight!
Hunt: He better be because I have a feeling he might be standing in the unemployment line this time next week!
Kaos slowly gets up to his feet. Cage nails a quick chokeslam and applies a headlock. He holds it a while, but Kaos fights back to his feet and he attempts to whip Cage off the ropes, only to get reversed and Kaos runs right into a huge spinebuster. The cover.
1...2...
Kaos kicks out at the last second. Cage argues with Referee Paulie Newman for a second and picks Cage up and hits a fisherman's brainbuster, but doesn't make a cover. He attempts to powerbomb Kaos, but Kaos counters with a hurricanranna. Cage is stunned and gets nailed with a drop kick, another follows, and that gets followed with a pair of arm drags. Kaos is a ball of fire. He whips Cage into the turnbuckle and follows him in with a handspring back elbow smash. The crowd is completely behind Kaos as he hits a stumbling Cage with an inverted K Buster (vertebreaker).
1...2...
Pike: No! Adam Cage kicks out! What furious action!
Hunt: I smell a Pride run-in soon!
Cage barely kicks out. The crowd doesn't think he did and neither does Kaos. Nonetheless, Kaos runs the ropes and nails a lying Cage with an Asai moonsault (Chris Jericho’s Lionsault).
1...2...
Cage kicks out once again. The scene cuts to backstage to show Maxx Pain and Justin Sharp in their dressing room watching the match on a monitor. Neither man makes an attempt to go out to save Cage as they small talk and joke between the two of them.
Pike: I guess Maxx Pain and Justin Sharp believe in their Pride partner!
In the ring Kaos lifts Cage to his feet and immediately hits him with a DDT and climbs the ropes. The crowd is on its feet as Kaos waits for Cage to do the same. Cage stumbles around and Kaos leaps off the turnbuckle, but Cage gathers his wits in time and swats away Kaos missile dropkick attempt. He walks around taunting the crowd, very pleased with himself. The crowd responds with almost hatred. The Ragin’ Shotgun then places Kaos in a full nelson camel clutch submission hold.
Pike: Adam Cage has really got it locked on! Can Kid Kaos hang on much longer?
Hunt: Maybe Chains might run-in for the BrotherHood save!
Cage holds it and holds it and holds, but Kaos just won't give up. Then the fans at ringside start yelling at Ref Newman, he looks and sees that Kaos foot is on the ropes. Ref Newman orders Cage to release the hold and he thinks he's won. Ref Newman explains that Kaos foot was on the rope. Cage is livid! He pushes Ref Newman and argues, but Kaos comes from behind with a roll up.
1...2...3!!
Pike: Kid Kaos wins it! He pulls out a victor from the jaws of defeat! What a major upset from Kid Kaos!
Hunt: Funny! Adam Cage loses and no Pride gang attack!
Kid Kaos wins and exits the ring quickly. Cage is enraged in the ring as he watches Kaos exit up the rampway.
---Taped
earlier---
(The scene opens up with Pimp Bizkit, he is in a small newsagents, and picks up a box of cornflakes)
Pimp: I know what everyone’s thinking! What am I doing buying cornflakes? The answer will be shown, especially since I don’t even eat Cornflakes. I’d rather have a bowl of coco pops.
(Pimp walks up to shop counter and places the box of cereal down on the desk, and hands some money over to the shop assistant)
Pimp: Oh an this time, there is NO WAY you’ll be able to get the damn police on me, as ain’t even going to do it!
(scene fades to black as Pimp exits the little shop)
***
---“Avenging
Angel” Raziel vs. Nathaniel “Entertainment Franchise” Davis---
Pike: Up next is a super grudge match, Nathaniel Davis versus Raziel. They have been sparring for weeks with their promos, now it is time to take it to the ring!
Raziel comes out first to a chorus of boos and “Voodoo Child” by Jimi Hendrix. With his Louisville Slugger in hand, Raz is ready for action. A fan gets in his face in the rampway, with the fan shoving a poster of Davis. Raz takes the poster and rips it in half. Raz slides into the ring and stands in the corner waiting for Davis.
George Thorogood and The Destroyers’ “Bad To The Bone” blasts introducing Davis and Anastasia to the capacity crowd. Davis stands on the stage pointing at Raz with his kendo stick as Anastasia stands behind her client.
Pike: This one is going to be an all out war!
Davis and Raz are staying nose to nose as the crowd is buzzing. The two men start to shove each other. Davis gets the better of the exchange with a series of rapid right hands. Irish whip sends Raz to the ropes as Davis follows with a back elbow, catching Raz in the mouth and knocking him down to the mat. Davis gets on top of Raz and hammers away with rights and lefts to the head. Davis then grabs Raz's head and repeatedly slams his head to the mat.
Hunt: Listen to these fans cheer on this brutality!
Pike: Davis is taking it out against Raziel for all of Raziel's actions as of late, such as desecrating Gideon's monastery, harassing Weston Bentley and the fans, and his words towards their past!
Ref Patricia Albertson has to pull Davis off of Raz. When Davis moves in on Raz again, the Avenging Angel shows that he is also the master of dirty tricks as he gets a thumb to the eyes of the Entertainment Franchise. Now Raz goes on the offensive with vicious punches to the head. Raz shoves Davis into the corner and chokes away on him. Raz breaks after Ref Albertson nearly counts to 5. Raz continues to beat down Davis in the corner, driving his sturdy boots into the midsection of Davis. Raz whips Davis to the opposite corner. Raz charges in, but Davis hits a quick glancing Sold Out (superkick). Raz stumbles back. Davis goes for a clothesline, but Raz ducks it, reaches back and nails a falling neckbreaker on Davis.
Pike: Love him or hate him, Raziel is one hell of a wrestler!
Raz gets up and taunts the crowd. "So this is your franchise?" Raz spits on Davis and stomps away on him. Raz picks up Davis and hits a crisp T-bone suplex. Raz goes and makes an arrogant cover, but only gets a one count. Raz picks up Davis and drapes him across the middle rope on his throat, right in front of Anastasia. Raz backs up, bounces off the ropes for momentum and leaps toward the back of the neck of Davis. But the Entertainment Franchise gets out of the way and Raz gets crotched on the middle rope, much to the delight of the fans.
Pike: Nathaniel Davis has gotten his second wind now!
Davis with furious forearms shots to the side of the head of Raz. An Irish whip Raz to the ropes and Davis nails a jumping calf kick. Davis lifts up Raz and nails a belly-to-belly suplex. Davis stands over his opponent on the mat. He looks to Anastasia, who cheers him on. Davis stands over Raz and gestures to his crotch in front of Raz's face and drops a lightening quick D'Lo leg drop. The crowd pops wildly. Davis lifts up Raz and nails a piledriver. The cover.
1…2…
Pike: Raziel gets a shoulder up!
Hunt: Whew!
Davis lifts up Raz and sets him up on the top turnbuckle to go for a top rope facebuster. But Raz rakes the eyes of Nathaniel. Davis falls off the turnbuckle but lands on his feet. Raz slaps Davis in the face and then hooks his head. The Herald of Megiddo then nails a tornado DDT.
Pike: Wowsers! Raziel just spiked Davis into the mat with that tornado DDT!
Hunt: That is why he was always the better in The Collective!
Raziel taunts the crowd again as he lifts up Davis and drops him like a bad habit with a devastating fisherman DDT.
Hunt: That should do it!
The cover. 1…2...
Pike: Nathaniel Davis kicks out! How did he do that?
Raz is irate. Raz lifts up Davis and chops away at his chest followed by an eye rake. Raz goes for an Irish whip, but Davis reverses it. Davis catches Raz coming off the ropes and nails a high impact Farooq-style spinebuster. Raz's spine is driven into the mat. Davis falls to his knees as he pulled that move out of nowhere. Both men get to their feet. Davis with the momentum unloads several stinging right hands followed by a clothesline that sends Raz out of the ring and into the rampway. Davis looks to the crowd. Davis runs, bounces off the opposite ropes and wipes out Raz with a suicide dive through the ropes. The fans are going wild.
Pike: Chocolate covered Dunkin’ Donuts! Davis could have cracked his head open if he missed that dive!
Hunt: Would have gotten ridden the rest of the little brains he has left!
Davis gets up to the roar of the crowd. Nathaniel Davis slams Raziel's head against the steel rail and then the steps. Davis then rolls Raz into the ring. Davis then gets on the top turnbuckle.
Pike: Wait a minute! Here comes the Television Champion Maxx Pain! He and Nathaniel Davis have been going at it for well over a month now!
Davis does not see Maxx as of yet. Raz slowly gets up and Davis takes flight and nails a Headliner (flying clothesline) on Raz. Davis goes for a cover. As Ref Albertson starts to count, she hears Anastasia let out a scream for help.
Pike: That fiend has grabbed Anastasia! Let her go!
Hunt: Into my arms! Woohoo!
Davis moves toward the ropes. Raz gets back up and sneaks up on Davis and nails Holy Wraith (inverted DDT). The opportunistic cover by Raz, but Davis kicks out. Raz picks up Davis, but Davis lowblows Raz and then nails CareerMaker (dominator). Instead of going for the cover, Davis goes to help his PeaceKeeper advisor.
Pike: Davis could have gotten the pin, but he goes to save Anastasia!
Hunt (in a sarcastic tone): How romantic! My hero!
Maxx holds Anastasia by the wrist with one hand. Davis moves toward the behemoth. Maxx takes his free right hand and clutches Davis and lifts him high in the air by the throat.
Pike: Look at Maxx Pain! His strength is inhuman!
Hunt: Now that Deacon Kane is gone, ol’ Maxxy is trying to steal the number one monster slot!
Davis is struggling for breath as Maxx holds him high in the air with one hand. Davis gathers enough strength to swing his right leg back and then nail Maxx in the face with a swift kick. Maxx releases the hold as Davis falls to the ground. Davis tells Anastasia to back away. Davis then grabs Maxx and drops him with a fame-asser onto the concrete floor.
Pike: What a wild match here tonight!
Davis gets back into the ring to finish his match. But Raz ambushes Davis as he gets into the ring. Raz pummels Davis in the back with punches. Raz then hooks Davis and drops him with another move in his bag of DDTs, a double arm DDT. The cover by Raz.
1…2…
Pike: Kick out by Nathaniel Davis! Goddamn what a match!
Raz can't believe it he is now pissed. Raz whips Davis to the ropes. Raz goes to scoop him up, but Davis floats over and behind Raz. Davis hooks Raz in a reverse DDT position, lifts Raz high in the air in a inverted suplex position, holds him for a few seconds and then drops him into a diamond cutter.
Pike: Diamond Cutter! This could do it!
The cover. 1…2…
Maxx reaches in and pulls Davis’ leg, breaking up the count.
Pike: That damn Maxx Pain!
Davis gets up and stands near the ropes, pointing at Maxx. With Davis distracted with Maxx, Raz gets up from behind Davis and nails a wicked Angel’s Fury (Dragon suplex), dropping him on his head. Raz signals for the Apocalypse. Raz lifts up Davis in a fireman's carry, spins him and drops him throat first onto the top rope. Raz goes for the cover with his feet on the ropes.
1…2...
Pike: Three! Raziel pulls out the victory against Nathaniel Davis! What a wild one that was!
After the bell rings Maxx gets into the ring. Raz and Maxx then go to work on Davis.
Pike: The match is over! Raziel, you got your victory, what is he trying to prove?
Hunt: That it’s all Davis’ fault! All the years of being Davis’ lackey is finally erupting!
Maxx stomps away on Davis as Raz grabs his bat and beats on Davis like a dog. Anastasia gets in the ring.
Pike: No Anastasia! You should stay far away from these two!
Maxx grabs Anastasia by the throat while Raz still hammers away on Davis with the bat. Raz then holds up Davis for Maxx. Maxx gets in the face of Davis, yelling that he is GZW’s Pride. Davis, then gathers up some blood in his mouth and spits in the face of Maxx. The Dream Stealer is furious. He drops Anastasia and grabs the throat of Davis.
Hunt: Maxx Pain is going to make Davis pancakes out of him!
Suddenly, Desecrator and Smooth come running down the rampway. Des hammers away on Raz and hits a dropkick, sending the Avenging Angel out of the ring. Smooth Operator slides into the ring and hammers away on the large Maxx. Smooth lands strong right hands that rock Maxx. Smooth goes to whip Maxx to the ropes, but the big man reverses. Smooth bounces off the ropes, ducks a clothesline, bounces off the other ropes and nails a flying forearm smash, sending Maxx down to the mat. Maxx gets up and Smooth promptly clotheslines him over the top rope and out of the ring. The TV Champ lands on his feet and points to the Heavyweight Champ.
Pike: What an explosive situation we have here! And Billy Bond and Maxx Pain are still set to hook it up in our main event!
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***
---Extreme
Championship Match: Parking Lot Brawl:
Eric “Complete Chaos” Montair vs. Chains---
Pike: And now Hunt, our next match is Eric Montair and Chains in the Parking Lot match for the Extreme Championship!
Hunt: WHAT?!?!?! Donutboy you forgot to tell me to move my Lovemobile! Jason Makavelli already destroyed the first one last year when he was Fubu against Soul Shaker!
Pike: Must have slipped my mind.
Hunt: Well is there time to go move it?
Pike: Sorry Hunt they locked the doors to the lot to keep those two in.
Hunt: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
The camera cuts to C2 and Ref Sonny Bright in the parking lot surrounded by the cars of the GZW faithful. He's yelling for Chains. Then from behind, one-half of the BrotherHood comes running over a SUV and dives on C2 from behind. The camera picks up the thud as both hit concrete.
Pike: Eric Montair wanted Chains? He's got him now!
Hunt: This is a no-brainer! Eric Montair has been busting skulls way before Chains even stepped into the squared circle!
Chains is pounding on C2 grunting loudly with no noise from the Coliseum crowd making it to the lot. The only sound is the thud of flesh connecting with flesh as Chains hits the Brutality King. C2 fights his way back up, yelling obscenities at Chains. The two men now back on their feet begin to pound on each other.
Pike: We aren't going to see much wrestling in this match!
Hunt: They better stay away from my Caddilac!
C2 whips Chains in to a near by sports car. The "thump" of human meeting fiberglass is loud. C2 charges in, but Chains moves. C2 slams into the car with the same loud "thump".
Pike: Listen to that!
Hunt: Oooh, they better not do that to the Lovemobile!
Pike: Lovemobile II, remember? The first one was destroyed a while back!
Hunt: Thanks for reminding me!
Chains grabs C2 by the head and slams it in to the car with a sick "whomp" sound.
Chains then lifts C2 and hiptosses him on the ground and goes for the pin, but before Ref Bright gets in position, Complete Chaos kicks out. Chains picks up C2, but Montair does a hiptoss of his own sending Chains right on top of the sports car. C2 gets on the hood of the car along with Chains. The hood buckles under the weight of both men. Chains stands back up. With C2 off balance from the sinking hood, Chains hits a drop kick knocking C2 off the car. C2 goes splatting on the concrete.
Pike: Ouch!
C2 lays on the concrete. Chains hops down off the hood of the car onto C2's waiting boot.
Pike: Eric Montair with a counter, getting his boot up in Chain's face!
C2 picks up Chains and tosses him head first into a passenger window of a small car. C2 pulls out Chain's face, a gash in his forehead.
Pike: Ugh!
C2 tosses Chains towards the driveway part of the lot and as Chains begins to get up on all fours, C2 kicks him in the ribs. The holder of the Sin Mask II picks up Chains and tosses him to the next row of cars. Chains uses a car door to pick himself up. C2 goes for a big boot but Chains moves and Eric's boot goes through the window of the car.
Pike: Wowsers! He nearly kicked Chain's head through that window!
Hunt: Oh god! They better not do that to my baby!
Before C2 can move his foot out of the car window, Chains clotheslines him knocking the former LH Champion down and freeing his foot from the car. Chain unlocks the car. As its alarm blares, he opens the door and places C2's head into it and slams it shut.
Pike: Oww! The Extreme Champ trying to crack open Montair's head like a nut!
Chains pulls C2 out and goes for the cover and Ref Bright gets in position.
1…2...
Pike: Montair kicks out! How did he kick out of that?
Chains picks up C2 and goes for a whip but it gets reversed, sending Chains into a dark red Cadillac with a vanity plate "Lovemobile 2".
Hunt: Oh god! Get away! Get away!
C2 tosses Chains onto the hood of the car. C2 climbs up onto the hood as well. Eric Montair puts him in position for a Genocide....
Hunt: Nooooooooooo!!!!!!
C2 cradle piledrives Chains on the roof of the car. The roof crumbles, the sound of glass breaking and metal bending is sickening.
Pike: Chocolate covered Dunkin’ Donuts! Eric Montair goes for the cover!
1...2...
Pike: No! Chains kicks out! What a match!
Hunt: Who cares about the match now?!? My baby!
C2 rolls Chains off the car. Chains hits the floor with a “thunk”. C2 jumps off hitting Chains with an elbow and goes for the pin.
1...2…
Angle: Chains kicks out again! Montair picks him up and drops him right back down to the unmoving and unforgiving concrete with Pills Come Addiction (cobra clutch suplex)!
C2 with the pin.
1...2...
Pike: Three! Eric Montair wins it! We have a new Extreme Champion!
Hunt: MY LOVEMOBILE!!!!!!
Pike: We just saw one of the most brutal matches in Crimson history and all you can think of is your car?
Hunt: I just got it detailed...(sob)
---Taped
Earlier---
(Scene re-opens with Pimp he has Jeff a GZW interviewer with him, he hands the box of cereal over to Jeff)
Pimp: you know what to do!
(Jeff starts to scatter the cereal all over a lawn!)
Pimp: while he’s doing his stuff let me inform you ll, that this isn’t Smooths house at all, after all he lives in a flat… and couldn’t afford a place like this!… this is the home of someone he treasures in Mrs M’s, and when she returns it’ll be too late as the moist air will turn her lawn into one GIANT cornflake! Hehehe
(scene fades to black as Jeff continues to scatter the cornflakes over Mrs. M’s lawn)
***
---LightHeavyweight
Championship Non-Title Match: “Canadian Thunder” Chris Trepanier vs. Justin
Sharp---
Pike: Up next, it's the GZW non-title LightHeavyweight match! Justin Sharp has been on a tear as he has defended his title last week on Crimson! Then two days ago on Sunday Storm and now he competes in a non-title match against the MSWA Mid-South Champion!
Hunt: Why is this punk Chris Trepanier getting all this GZW television time? He’s from MSWA for goodness sake!
“The Thunder Rolls” plays by Garth Brooks as Chris T. makes his entrance to the pleasure of the crowd and is received by a Coliseum full of cheers. He walks down the rampway and gets in the ring, then starts a few basic warm-ups awaiting his opponent.
Pike: Canadian Thunder, one of the most exciting up and comers in the GZW!
Justin Sharp and girlfriend Jessica Wuchie appear at the entranceway as “Set It Off (Tweaker remix)” plays by P.O.D. The crowd again fills the Coliseum with boos for the LH Champion and his lovely girlfriend. Jessica waves to the crowd as the couple makes their way to the ring. Justin climbs into the ring as Jessica walks over by the announcer’s table. Ref Newman signals for the bell.
Hunt: Forget Trepanier! Jessica makes me up and coming too!
Justin and Chris meet in the center of the ring and stand face-to-face staring into each other’s eyes while mumbling to each other. This battle of stares and words lasts but a moment as Justin pushes Chris backwards, elevating the Mid-South Champ. Chris charges right back to Justin and greets him with a hard shove that sends the Pride member back a few steps, and before Justin can switch the momentum of the push, Chris hits him hard in the chest with a nice standing dropkick that knocks Justin to the mat.
Pike: Neither man will give an inch in this matchup!
Hunt: I'll give Jessica all the inches she can handle!
Pike: I apologize for that one, folks!
Justin quickly rises to his feet and the two combatants halt. They start to circle each other. The two lock up and Justin begins to push Chris back, towards the turnbuckle. Chris slides behind Justin and uses the momentum to push the champ chest first into the padded corner. Justin steps backwards from the collision holding his chest and Chris meets him with a leaping bulldog, crashing Justin’s forehead into the mat.
Pike: Chris T. is looking good here early on!
Chris stands the Champ and whips him to the far ropes. Chris pushes off the ropes near him and as Justin makes his return, the two are running straight at each other. Chris leapfrogs over Justin and the two run again to the ropes, bounce off and head towards each other again. Chris tries another leapfrog but Justin jumps up at the same time and nearly decapitates Chris with a mid-air lariat that sends Chris flipping 270 degrees and crashes into the mat. Jessica jumps and claps like a little girl watching a puppet show.
Pike: What a move by the LightHeavyweight champ!
Justin quickly gets to Chris and forces the newcomer to stand. Justin applies a rear-waist lock to Chris and then sends him airborne with a release German suplex. Chris gets to his knees after the hard fall. Justin allows Chris to stand on his own. Chris uses the ropes for support. The Champ goes to the winded Chris and grabs his arm, pulling him off the ropes and whipping him to the other side, Chris reverse the throw and sends Justin instead. When The Champ returns, he is taken down with a headscissor takedown from Chris.
Pike: What action here tonight!
Chris quickly goes to the top turnbuckle awaiting the Champ to get to his feet. Justin stumbles up to a stance facing away from the perched Chris. Justin turns to face Chris who has launched from the corner. Chris extends his legs to hit The Champ with a missile dropkick, but Justin sidesteps it and helps Chris get to the mat faster by pushing down on the falling man.
Pike: The Champ with the counter!
Justin stands Chris up, applies a headlock, and lifts Canadian Thunder up into a vertical position, holds him for a second, and then sends Chris’ head straight down with a brainbuster. Justin lifts Chris up with Chris’ left arm behind his neck, both men facing opposite directions. The Champ signals that it's over. Justin lifts Chris up and drops him on his back with an urinage.
Pike: Chocolate covered Dunkin’ Donuts! Justin Sharp with a Sharp Slam!
Justin stands Chris back up, gets behind him and sends him backwards with a belly-to-back suplex into a pin.
Pike: Justin is going to end this with Darkside!
The count.
1…2…
Pike: Three!!! Justin Sharp has chalked up another win!
Hunt: And back to the sandbox called Mid-South Wrestling Alliance for Thunder boy!
Jessica gets into the ring and embraces her boy toy with a hug and kiss just as Ref Newman hands Justin his belt. Justin looks to the entrance and waves for someone to come down.
Pike: Looks like Pride tactics in full steam!
Hunt: What do you expect Donutboy? Pride has to teach this bum a lesson. Either jump on board or get drowned!
Maxx and Cage come rumbling down the rampway but before they can reach the bottom they are cut off, as coming over the safety rails are the Davis, Diamond, and Des. The three fan favorites immediately take the fight to the two Pride members driving them back up the stage. Justin and Jessica look on in disbelief.
Pike: The PeaceKeepers are taking the fight to Pride! We won’t be having a repeat of last week’s Crimson!
Hunt: What? Pride dominated the show last week!
Pike: Exactly!
With Justin watching his buddies getting trounced, Chris makes it back to feet. He gets behind Justin, as Justin is about to exit the ring and drops him with the Thunder Cloud (sitout inverted DDT). Jessica turns around, sees Justin sprawled out, and hastily gets out of the ring.
---Commercial---
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***
---Intercontinental
Championship Match: Symon vs. “Human Miracle” Pimp Bizkit---
Pike: Time for the shocker match. The Intercontinental title match between Pimp Bizkit and the newcomer Symon!
Hunt: How many times does Pimp have to beat the competition until he gets his Heavyweight title shot? Pimp Bizkit is the best damn Intercontinental Champion ever!
The challenger Symon slowly makes his way to the ring to the tune of “Black” by Sevendust. He flips over the ropes and into the ring, awaiting Pimp's arrival. Some of the crowd actually cheers for the arrogant newcomer.
The IC Champion makes his entrance next to “Ya Can’t See The Signs”. With the gold on his shoulder, Pimp points to it, taunting Symon that he will never beat him. The crowd showers Pimp with boos.
Pimp and Symon circle each other cautiously in the ring. Both men move in. Pimp with a quick kick to the midsection. Pimp lands several chops, then whips Symon to the ropes. Symon ducks a clothesline attempt, bounces off the ropes and nails Pimp with a flipping lariat. Pimp gets up to his feet. Symon takes him back down with a hiptoss. Symon stands in his ready cocky stance as Pimp gets up slowly, glaring at the challenger.
Pike: Seems as if Pimp came into this match thinking he was going to do quick work against the UJW implant!
Hunt: Pimp is just sizing the little guy up!
Pimp and Symon stare off again in the center of the ring. Both men go to lock up. But Pimp takes down Symon with a drop toe hold, dropping him face first onto the mat. Pimp quickly grabs Symon's leg and slams his knee into the mat, not once, but several times, each time driving the knee harder into the mat.
Hunt: Punish him!
Pike: For all his buffoonery, Pimp is as sadistic as they come!
The IC Champ then lifts Symon to his feet and takes him down with a dragon screw legwhip. Symon lays on the mat, clutching his leg. Pimp then drops an elbow to the inner thigh of Symon. Pimp then cinches in a single leg lock, working on the leg. Symon struggles as Pimp locks the leg lock in. Symon crawls and inches...and just does make it to the ropes for a break.
Pike: Symon with a show of heart and courage!
Hunt: This guy is so cocky he always refers to himself in the third person! What is really going with that, Donutboy?
Symon uses to the ropes to pull himself up, but the rabid Pimp goes back to work on the leg, kicking it. Pimp grabs Symon's leg going for another dragon screw legwhip. But Symon reaches forward and gets a hand in the face of Pimp. Pimp is still holding the leg. Symon hops on his free leg and nails Pimp with an enziguri. The fans pop.
Hunt: Get up! Get up Pimp!
Symon gets up slowly, walking off the pain in his leg. Pimp gets up and goes for a right hand. Symon blocks it and unleashes a flurry of right hands. Symon goes for an Irish whip. Pimp reverses. Pimp goes for a kneelift to the midsection, but Symon flips over it and goes for a rollup pin. Pimp kicks out at two. Symon and Pimp both get to their feet. Symon with a loud knife-edge chop. Pimp counters back with a chop of his own. Pimp chops away on Symon in the corner. Pimp whips Symon to the opposite corner. Pimp follows him in. Symon hops onto the top turnbuckle and wipes out a charging Pimp with a moonsault. The cover.
1…2…
Pike: Pimp kicks out!
Symon lifts Pimp back up to his feet. Symon whips Pimp to the ropes. Symon with a tiltawhirl backbreaker on Pimp. Symon goes up to the top turnbuckle.
Pike: He is going for the shooting star press! This could do it!
Pimp is laying prone on the mat. Symon looks to the crowd as they sense a possible title change. Symon takes flight for the shooting star press. But Pimp rolls out of the way.
Hunt: Nothing but the bottom of the mat!
Pike: Symon just found out why they call those "high risk" maneuvers!
Pimp gets back up to his feet. He lifts Symon up to his feet. Pimp hooks his head and lifts Symon up...and back down in a vicious brainbuster. Pimp goes for a cover.
1...2...
Pike: Symon kicks out! Can you believe it?
Hunt: Stay down, damn it! Symon says stay down!
Pimp lifts Symon back up. Pimp with a series of chops and kicks in the corner. Pimp goes to whip Symon to the opposite corner, but Symon reverses, whipping Pimp back into the original corner, smashing Ref Patricia Albertson.
Pike: There goes Ref Albertson!
With Ref Albertson out and laying on the mat, Symon hooks Pimp with a rear waistlock. Symon with a German suplex with a bridge. But there is no ref to count. Symon goes to try revive Ref Albertson. Meanwhile, Pimp goes to the timekeeper's table and grabs his belt. He gets back in the ring and when Symon turns around....
Pike: Pimp Bizkit with the belt to the face of Symon!
Hunt: He wanted the title, so he got it!
Pimp then goes to make the cover. Ref Albertson slowly gets up. She makes the count.
1…
Pike: No! Not like this!
2…
Hunt: Yes!
Pike: Symon kicks out! He kicked out! Chocolate covered Dunkin’ Donuts!
The fans erupt. Pimp cannot believe it. He gets in the face of Ref Albertson. But she sticks by her count. Pimp lifts Symon up to his feet. Pimp with a series of chops. Irish whip by Pimp. Symon comes off the ropes. Pimp goes to elevate Symon, but Symon comes down, grabs Pimp's head with his legs and takes him over with a sweet avalanche hurricanranna. Pimp gets up slowly. Symon levels him with a spinning heel kick.
Symon is feeding off the crowd's energy. Symon with an Irish whip. Pimp reverses. Pimp goes to scoop up Symon, but Symon floats over. Pimp turns around. Symon with a kick to the midsection followed up by a devastating Symon Says (sitout Michinoku Driver). The cover by Symon.
1…2…
Pike: Three! Symon has won the GZW Intercontinental Title! What a major upset!
Hunt: WHAT THE FU…!
Ref Albertson hands Symon the IC Title as the crowd explodes with chants of “Symon Says, Symon Says”. Symon stands victorious in the ring as the fans are on their feet. But Pimp gets up, furious, and jumps Symon from behind.
Pike: What a sore loser! This match is over!
Hunt: Maybe “Pimp says” it's not over!
Pimp stomps away on the new IC Champion. But coming down the ramp is Battlecry. Battlecry slides into the ring and hammers away on Pimp with right hands. BC with a clothesline sends Pimp to the floor. As Pimp slowly gets up on the floor, BC wipes him out with a slingshot plancha to the floor.
Pike: Wowsers! Derek Ashton is back and better than ever!
BC and Pimp fight up the rampway as security and officials try to separate the two men. Meanwhile, Symon stands in the ring with his newly earned IC title.
Pike: Wait!
Out of the crowd comes Magic. He slides into the ring. Symon turns around and gets a faceful of Stainless Steele (superkick).
Hunt: Boo yeah! Magic just laid out the new Champ with one of his own moves!
Pike: The nerve of him! Symon didn’t deserve Mockery! What is the meaning of this?
“Sprach Zarathrusta” pounds throughout the Coliseum as the Deputy Commissioner Sincere steps onto the entranceway. The crowd lets out a tremendous jeer for the perennial rulebreaker. The Jade Dragon simply smiles before talking into the microphone he carries.
Sincere: If memory serves me correctly, Symon, you said that when you won the title you would openly accept any challenge. Well young one, the Forsaken One has happily accepted!! Patricia Albertson make the count!
The crowd erupts again in boos as Magic covers the out cold Symon and Ref Albertson follows the instructions of her boss.
1…2…
Pike: This is horrible!
Hunt: You better believe it, Donutboy! The Forsaken punk is going to be wearing another championship belt!
Pike: Three! Now Magic is the new Intercontinental Champion!
Magic stands on the turnbuckle pointing to his shirt reading "Next Intercontinental Champion" and holding the IC belt into the air. “Bittersweet” by Fuel plays as the crowd begins to pelt Magic with trash and debris. Sincere nods his approval at Magic before walking backstage.
Pike: Is this why Sincere has been trying to get in contact with Magic for the entire past weekend?
Hunt: Who would have ever thought that Sincere and Magic would work together for the greater good?
Pike: Greater good?
Hunt: Anything against that goody goody T-Rex is a good thing!
---Backstage---
(The scene opens up backstage where Chris Trepanier is walking with fellow Peacekeepers, Nathaniel Davis, Diamond Sledge and Desecrator.)
Chris: You know it feels so great to part of such an awesome group.
Diamond: Anybody who will stand up to those Pride bullies is a welcome member.
Chris: Hey, how about we all go out for some drinks? It’s on me!
(Nathaniel, Diamond and James all look at each other and then smile happily.)
James: Sounds good!
Nathaniel: I’m in!
Diamond: Let’s get drinking then!
Chris: Great, I just need to stop by my locker room first to grab my cash. Come on in.
(Chris and the Peacekeepers all enter Chris’s locker room, but as Chris turns on the lights Justin Sharp, Maxx Pain and Adam Cage all attack Nathaniel, Diamond and Desecrator with steel chairs. Maxx and Adam pick the now bloody Diamond up and throw him into the wall of Trepanier’s locker room with a huge THUD! Justin picks up Desecrator and sets up for the Hydra which he hits onto the chair! The trio then turn to Nathaniel, who is slowly getting up and Chris grabs his hands and pulls him to his feet.)
Chris: Got ya!
(Chris then kicks Nathaniel in the stomache and hits the Thunder Cloud on Davis! Chris then stands back up as Pride walks up to him slowly, with serious looks on their faces. But just as it looks like they are going to jump Chris, they all smile and high five!)
Justin: That a boy! Taking that Thunder Cloud out there was worth it, The Peacekeepers, NEVER, EVER, SAW IT COMING!
Chris: I can’t believe those old geezers actually thought I’d join the Peacekeepers? I’ve got “New Guard” blood in these veins! Just goes to show how this business is changing. Out with the old, (Chris points to Nathaniel laid out on the ground), and in with the NEW! (Points to himself).
Maxx: Let’s get out of here boys, we still got one more fish to fry tonight. Billy Bond is about to realize why I am the “Dream Stealer”, and just why “Pride is Forever!”
(The four make their way out of the locker room as the scene fades out.)
***
~~~ The Mrs. M
Show ~~~
The studio lights come on, on the set of the Mrs. M show, and the show opens with the cheesy music of Mrs. M’s live band! Mrs. M is sat on a modern style armchair, and to her right is a matching sofa. She is dressed in a pretty kimono, and wears a huge grin. In the background is a huge picture of her grinning face, and a logo in neon saying ‘Mrs. M Show’!
Mrs. M:
“Hello and welcome to Mrs. Murakame show on Tuesday Night Crimson! On show tonight, as usual, I have two very special guests! My first guest is wrestler of great ability and big heart! Please give a warm welcome to Chris Sharp!”
The band play an instrumental version of the Crimson theme as Chris Sharp comes out from the entrance. He is wearing a rather dapper suit. The crowd give respectable cheer as he heads to where Mrs. M is sat. He sits on the sofa, next to Mrs. M and smiles as warmly as he can.
Mrs. M:
“Welcome to Mrs. M show Chris, and may I take this opportunity to
offer you my support and any help during this difficult time with the tragic circumstances
around your son Zac. Firstly, I sure everyone would like to know how young Zac
is? He on the mend, and will there be any permanent injury?”
Chris:
“Well actually Mrs. M…”
Chris begins to break up a little but finds his composure and
continues on.
Chris:
“Zac is resting in the nearby medical facility here in Atlanta.
But, the doctors still say it looks bad. Zac suffered a lot of damage at the
hands of Pride. The doctors have reported that he punctured a lung, probably
from being thrown through the first window. Then after he was thrown through
the second window and then into the crates, the doctors say he broke 4 or 5
ribs, which also caused vast injury. Then of course, when Justin ran Zac down
in that car the doctors said it really messed him up inside.... And that he may
never wake up.”
Chris wipes tears from his face before continuing.
Chris:
“Zac is 20 actually. He celebrated his 20th birthday only 3 months
ago. I missed his birthday because of my troubles here in GZW... And now he may
not make it to his next.”
Mrs. M:
“Well you pass on a big hug from
Mrs. Murakame to brave young man! I sure he recover: good guys do come first! I
know they do! I understand if you no want to talk about sad subject, but the
wrestling world is being taken over by ‘Pride’, which seems to be the baby of
your son, Justin. What you think can be done to stop the rise of Pride now that
they have steps within HKWF and UJW?”
Chris:
“Really Mrs. M... I don’t know. I
thought I myself could stop them. But all I’ve done is brought more pain and
travesty to my family. And with the power struggle between Kandi, Angel, and
Sincere now in full swing I feel ‘Pride’ may be around for a while yet. I know
Justin, and Maxx from other feds. I know there smart young men, and that there
gonna use the power struggle to their advantage. They already have Kandi in
their game, she is to stubborn to admit they’re a threat to her. She doesn’t
care about Pride, even after her own brother was caught up in the group’s
fights. If Kandi doesn’t realize the problem before her... Then Pride has
already won.”
Chris shakes his head.
Chris:
“But of course all is not at a loss. There will always be people
like Billy Bond, Nathaniel Davis and Diamond Sledge around to oppose them, so
we may see peace yet.”
Mrs. M:
“When you came to GZW, you dreamt
of a reconciliation with your son Justin. Now, after all he done, do you still
think that there is any way that you can mend bridges between you and him?”
Chris pauses, looking to the
ground.
Chris:
“I... I don’t know. I’m getting older everyday. Justin becomes
more powerful and more sick everyday. And I guess this is the best time as any
to make this announcement.”
Chris looks to the ceiling and sighs.
Chris:
“I’m going to be taking a few weeks
off. I wish to spend time with my son and help him on his recoveries. I really
don’t know when I will be back but I leave GZW with this, I leave Kandi Fortune
with these words. You must realize there is more to life than money, there is
more to life than just YOUR family. You must become caring Kandi, if you wish
to stop Pride. If you wish to fend off Angel and Sincere. Please Kandi, I leave
you with my prayers.”
Mrs. M:
“I hope you find peace Chris! My Sho leave this business, and he send postcards: he happy now. I offer you all of GZW’s best wishes and love during this difficult time, and I sure you welcome back as soon as you ready!
“After break, I got very special guest, I no like him very much, but he a special guest… ‘The Real Deal’ Jimmy Williams will be on the show! Don’t you go anywhere… or I slap your legs!”
As Mrs. M grins at the camera, the scene cuts to commercial.
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The Mrs. M show reopens, with Chris Sharp with his head in his hands,
and Mrs. M looking upset and worried as she comforts him. The cheesy theme turn
plays, and fades. Mrs. M composes herself, grins as much as she can, and
addresses the camera.
Mrs. M:
“Welcome back to Mrs. M show! My next guest is one of GZW’s hottest young talents! He GZW’s number one ontender to the CCW regional title, please welcome ‘The Real Deal’… Jimmy Williams!”
Mrs. M:
“Jimmy, welcome to
Mrs. Murakame show! Can you give us any updates on your
brother T-Rex's
current condition?"
Jimmy:
“I couldn’t really
give two shits about my brother’s condition.
Nathan and I have never seen eye to eye and never will. So if Magic chooses to end his career he has
by blessings.”
Mrs. M:
“That no a nice
thing to say: you not a very nice young man! Anyway, as you say, you are
brother of T-Rex. You no seem to like this! You feel you in his shadow?”
Jimmy:
“Why the hell are
you asking me all these questions about my brother? This interview has nothing
to do with him. This interview is about me and only me so get that through that
head of yours. Besides. Why would I feel like I was in his shadow when he isn’t
half the man I am? How many times has he beat me? Zero times. However I've
defeated him on several occasions. So lets drop the subject of T-Rex before I
walk out of here.”
Mrs. M:
“No need to be so
rude! I wondering, why you lose Big Country gimmick? It seem that whatever you
call yourself, you still nasty young man!”
Jimmy:
“Nasty young man?
I’ll be glad to show you a nasty young man. As for why I changed the gimmick
it’s simple as beating your son. I decided to show the GZW that I was ‘The Real
Deal’ when it came to wrestling and not some hick from Texas which I was
labelled as before people got to know me.”
Mrs. M:
“That interesting
reason: I wonder what people from Texas think of that. Anyway... You win Battle
Royal for shot at CCW Regional title! I wondering, how you feel having cheated
Nathaniel Davis out of his shot?”
Jimmy:
“Cheated Nathaniel
Davis out of his shot? I beat that sissy punk fair and square. I was never
officially eliminated from that match so he should know to watch his back. So
if he’s stupid enough to turn his back on me then I’m smart enough to snap him
like a twig. And if he wants to think otherwise then tell him to step on up to
the plate and I'll be happy to snap him once again.”
Mrs. M:
“Not that I care,
but when you going to get your undeserved title shot?”
Jimmy:
“Undeserved? Undeserved? I put my blood, sweat, and tears into that match and you say I’m undeserving of that title shot? How dare you say that to my face. Do you know who the hell I am? This interview is over. I will not sit here and be badgered by some woman who carries a brick in her bag.”
Jimmy Williams
gets up, flips off Mrs. M and storms to the back as the crowd jeer at him and
throw rubbish. Mrs. M looks upset momentarily, but quickly composes herself.
Mrs. M:
“Well, um, thank you for being on show Jimmy Williams!”
Mrs. M grins devilishly.
Mrs. M:
“That all we got time for this week on Mrs. M show. You no forget to
tune in next week when I have two very special guests AND a mystery guest! You
no want to miss that! Before I go, I just got time to remind you about Mrs. M’s
recipe column in GZW Hotwire Magazine! You like Chinese and Hong Kong cookery?
You no be disappointed with my recipes! A big thank you go out to Chris Sharp
and Jimmy Williams. So until next time, thanks for watching and look after
yourselves or I slap your legs!”
***
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---Main Event: Television and Heavyweight Championship Non-Title Match: “Dream Stealer” Maxx Pain vs. “Smooth Operator” Billy Bond---
Pike: This is going a great one Hunt! The seeds of war have been growing between the Television Champion and the Heavyweight Champion almost since the time Maxx Pain came into the GZW last year!
Hunt: Funny how things have changed! Both these goofs are at the top of their game!
Pike: We have already seen these two men go at it in the ring earlier tonight and now it is time for them to hook it up, one on one. Billy Bond looks to pass another test here tonight in taking on the largest rulebreaker in GZW today! Can Bond withstand the most physically dominate force in the GZW or will Pain make his Pride buddies pleased by taking out the GZW Heavyweight Champion in this non-title bout?
Hunt: Enough with the prematch hype! Let's get it on!
“Smooth Operator” fills the air of the Coliseum as Smooth emerges at the top of the ramp decked out in his normally tuxedo and the Heavyweight belt around his waist. The crowd rises to their feet holding signs, and banners of the champion.
Pike: Here comes the GZW Heavyweight Champ “Smooth Operator” Billy Bond, making his way to the ring!
Hunt: Yeah well enjoy it while you can Billy boy! Monarch is going to get that belt whether you like it or not and become the first ever CCW Triple Crown Champion!
The lights dim and the stage is bathed in a purple glow. “Stupify” by Disturbed as Maxx step forward and motions backstage...
Pike: Hey, waitaminute! What is he doing? Oh no!
Adam Cage, Chris T. and Justin Sharp join Maxx on the stage and Pride makes their presence known. They stroll down to the ring casually. Maxx stares a hole through Smooth, making broken back signs with his hands. Chris T., with his Mid-South Championship belt over his shoulder, in the rear of the four, looks on imperiously. Cage scuttles side to side with a grin only a shark could love while Sharp, with the LH belt strapped around his waist, looks out at the booing crowd with disdain.
Pike: What a sickening sight! I can’t believe they have the audacity to come out here after the disgusting things they just did backstage to the PeaceKeepers and Desecrator!
Hunt: Just because you won’t have the guts to do it, Donutboy, don’t look down on the young lions better known as Pride!
Maxx climbs the apron and straddles the top rope. Smooth and Maxx face each other in the center of the ring. Senior Ref Richard Dark calls for the bell.
Pike: Here we go!
Hunt: Compared to Bond, Pain is so big he could squish a building and Billy Boy is definitely smaller than a building!
Pike: But you have to remember that Bond is no slouch as he has had classic matches with the biggest man in wrestling Deacon Kane!
Smooth and Maxx exchange right hands, back and forth, give and take with not a clear winner in the contest. Smooth takes a step back, backs into the ropes for some speed and delivers a short running clothesline on Smooth. The crowd screams for the Heavyweight Champ.
Pike: Nothing happened! It’s like the Bond hit a wall!
Hunt: Before Pride Maxx Pain was dumb as a wall!
Maxx looks at Smooth defiantly, dares him to try again. The Heavyweight Champ comes in again with a staggering blow. The TV Champ shakes it off just in time for another forearm to chest. Maxx is woozy, he stagger steps back against the ropes.
Pike: What will it take to drop this seven footer? A bazooka?
Smooth gets a head of steam and comes barreling in. Just as he is about to make contact...
Pike: A back body drop by Maxx Pain takes Billy Bond up and over the top rope onto the floor!
Hunt: Ha! Maxx Pain was just playing possum. I knew those blows weren't doing anything to the guy! These Pride guys are quickly becoming my favorites!
As Maxx tries to pursue Smooth out of the ring, Senior Ref Dark impedes him. Maxx starts arguing with Senior Ref Dark and moves around so that Smooth is to Senior Ref Dark's back. He then starts to motion with his hands to Pride outside the ring.
Pike: Here comes Pride like vicious piranhas!
Cage stalks Smooth, crouches low, gets a running start and dives for Smooth's knee, Smooth sidesteps out of the way only to be doubled over from a breath stealing blow from Chris T.’s Mid-South title belt. Senior Ref Dark, now sees the action and orders it to stop. Sharp rolls Smooth back into the ring and holds up his hands in the classic "I wasn't doing anything" pose.
Pike: Look at Justin Sharp!
Hunt: Senior Ref Dark didn't see anything! Pride is innocent!
Pike: Yeah, real boy scouts!
Maxx helps Smooth rise by grabbing his head. Smooth delivers a flurry of blows to Maxx. The Dream Stealer grabs his stomach; Smooth takes the opportunity and drops a quick DDT.
Pike: What a move by the Heavyweight Champ! This crowd is really behind him!
Smooth comes down with a knee to the gut. Then he tries to set Maxx up for the slingshot into the corner but Maxx kicks him away and rolls to his feet. Maxx charges at Smooth and drops low with a forward punch right into the breadbasket of Smooth. Smooth moves back to the center of the ring and Maxx takes a running dive and connects with the back of Smooth’s leg.
Pike: He is trying to cripple him! Don't these Pride have any wrestling talent?
Hunt: With that guy being that big...who needs talent? He has it; he just doesn't think Billy boy is worthy of it!
Pike: Worthy of it? That's the Heavyweight Champ in there, if he isn't worthy of it then who is?
With Smooth still doubled over on a wobbly knee. Maxx Irish whips him into the corner. He comes in and brings his massive foot up to Smooth's throat. Senior Ref Dark counts and just as he is about to get to five...Maxx breaks the choke. Irish whip by Maxx into the opposite corner. He gets a head of steam and follows Smooth in, smashing the Heavyweight champ. Smooth staggers away from the corner. Maxx grabs Smooth by the hair and jerks him backwards down onto the mat. The TV Champ looks to Pride and nods.
Pike: This is insurmountable odds even for Billy Bond!
Maxx comes off the rope in an attempt to splash the stunned Heavyweight champion. Smooth rolls out of it just in time. Maxx finds nothing but empty mat. Smooth gains his feet and looks to the crowd, they respond and Smooth starts to move in place shaking off the damage. He grabs the ropes with both hands and shakes them. The crowd begins chanting, “Billy, Billy, Billy”.
Hunt: Shut up! Shut up!
Maxx gets to his feet and is meet with a running clothesline by Smooth. Maxx falls to the mat with a huge boom. Smooth is all movement now, legs and arms moving.
Pike: Looks like Bond is getting his second wind!
Hunt: What is he doing? Some kind of war dance? What a weirdo!
Maxx stands up and is whipped into the ropes by Smooth. Maxx on the way back. Smooth with a clothesline, but Maxx ducks it. Smooth off the far ropes gears up for another attempt but then falls flat on his face as Cage grabs his ankle.
Pike: What the hell?
Hunt: He must have tripped on his…um, shoelaces. Yeah, that's it, shoelaces!
Maxx runs over and drops an elbow right into the small of Smooth's back. The crowd boos the interference. Maxx runs off the far rope, Smooth stands and as Maxx comes in, pulls a back body drop of his own sending Maxx out of the ring.
Pike: Imagine the strength it took to get Maxx Pain completely airborne!
Hunt: Imagine the way the ground felt when Maxx Pain hit!
Maxx stands up outside the ring. Smooth climbs to the third rope...
Pike: What is the Bond doing? He isn't a flyer!
Smooth launches himself at Maxx, trying to hit a high cross body but the TV Champ just catches him. The crowd gasps in horror. Maxx holds Smooth and then...
Pike: No! Maxx Pain just ran Bond into the ringpost! Right on the same area of the back that the Tag Team Champs What Can Buy worked over last week!
Hunt: Hey, it was never proven that was them!
CRUNCH!
Again Maxx smashes Smooth into the pole. He finally drops Smooth on the ground with a plop and holds up his arms in triumph. Chris T. gives a nod of approval. Cage licks his lips and flexes his fingers. Sharp goes to the table, steals the Heavyweight belt from the official, and walks over to Smooth.
Pike: Can you believe the audacity of this guy? He actually just put on Bond's belt as if it were his own!
Hunt: Do you want to go take it from him?
Smooth stands hunched over, when he sees Sharp wearing the belt he charges forward, taking the LH Champ down with a spear. Smooth stands and yanks the belt off of him.
He rolls back into the ring, tosses the belt to the corner and motions for Maxx to join him. Maxx Pain complies without hesitation. The lock up in the center with Smooth locking up for a belly to belly, but Maxx is just too big and he is unable to execute the move. Maxx pushes Smooth away with both hands into...
Pike: Look out! Adam Cage has the belt!
Smooth flails backward trying to keep his balance when he reaches the ropes Cage hits him in the back of the head with the belt, Smooth stumbles forward with the blow right into Maxx's waiting grasp.
Hunt: Look what the Television Champion found!
Maxx wraps both of his hands around Smooth's neck and lifts him high into the air. He headbutts Smooth senseless then brings him back down to the ground but does not let go. He bends Smooth over, and sets him up for...
Pike: He's going for the Career Ender!
With Smooth’s head locked in between Maxx’s legs, he lifts Smooth up and drops the Heavyweight Champion in a high angle powerbomb.
Hunt: How's the back feel now Billy boy?
Maxx goes for the cover and Senior Ref Dark follows with the count.
1...
2...
Pike: Three! Maxx Pain wins this non-title champion versus champion match!
The crowd boos and hisses with disapproval. “YOU SUCK” cheers erupt. Trash follows close behind. One hits Maxx square in the face, the crowd cheers but the TV Champ just smiles and wipes it away.
Sharp, Cage, and Chris T. roll into the ring gathering around the fallen Heavyweight Champ. They explode in a flurry of kicks and punches. Smooth tries to cover up but there are just too many of them. Sharp starts measuring and dropping precise elbows to Smooth's back. Cage snakes around and applies the crossface. Chris T. locks on a sharpshooter.
Pike: Pride has successfully taken out all the fan favorites tonight so there is no one to help Bond now!
Smooth is locked into the crossface by Cage with Sharp putting all of his weight into his knee that is in Smooth’s back, while Chris T. cinches in the sharpshooter. Maxx celebrates and taunts the crowd.
“Bloodline” by Slayer rips into the air as the crowd looks to the entranceway.
Pike: That's Bloodlines music! Why is Ms. Fortune coming down here?
Hunt: That sure the hell isn’t Kandi!
The crowd bolts to their feet, as coming down the rampway is Eric “Kombat” Fortune, Marcus Fortune, and a dark haired older man dressed in all black.
Hunt: What's the matter with the Fortunes? This has nothing to do with them! Hey who is that other guy?
Pike: Chocolate covered Dunkin’ Donuts! That other man is Paul Spartan! Kenneth Fortune actually brought The Spartan to GZW!
Hunt: Who the hell is The Spartan?
Maxx rolls out of the ring to intercept Kombat. Kombat runs down the ramp using the downward momentum and delivers a running elbow to Maxx Pain. Maxx crumples from the force of the blow and Kombat doesn't look back. He dives into the ring. Punches away Chris T. and bodily picks up Cage and throws him to the corner. Marcus and Spartan slide into the ring and watch Eric.
Pike: Eric Fortune has returned from Japan as a ball of fire!
Sharp and Kombat start exchanging blows. The crowd screams their approval. Kombat whips Sharp into the ropes. Smooth who has regained his senses catches Sharp on the way back! Smooth rolls Sharp in a thunderous powerslam. The crowd cheers for the fan favorites in the ring. Pride collects their fallen mate and leave the ring.
Pike: Looks like Pride doesn’t have the last laugh after all!
Smooth and Kombat face off, staring each other down...the crowd is hushed with apprehension...The two share some words and then...shake hands...The crowd explodes with approval. Marcus and Spartan than shake hands with Smooth as well.
Pike: What a moment folks!
Hunt: Yeah yeah. Break out the tissue!
Pike: Things are only heating up here in the GZW! Goodnight everybody!
