Friday Night Travesty

 

(The show begins with Explosions, and pyros going off at the top of he stage creating a cloud of smoke and “New Disease” by Spineshank plays on the PA system, the video on the titan-tron coincides with the lyrics)

 

“No, I can’t take it”

Magic goes mental

 

“Everything I know, realised I am nothing that I wanted to be”

Justin Sharp in an RP talking about his father

 

“I can never change anything that I have done, cause this is the only thing I have left”

Tate Troublesome as at the last PPV at the very end as he announces to the world about it will be worse with him still around

 

“Blame myself, cared for what I didn’t do”

Sho Murakame announcing his retirement

 

“Never and I knew it was coming for me”

Manic and Dice attacked by Pride and El Gambit last week on FNT

 

“Change the way I felt”

Novacaine takes a shot to the head with a sledgehammer and doesn’t fall to the ground

 

“(not sure on lyrics) I have gone to far now”

A picture of Magic welding a sledgehammer back in EWO, when he was the in the Forsaken appears, and with one last explosion smoke fills across the titantron

 

Will: That was “New Disease” by Spineshank introducing us into this weeks FNT

 

Dean: yea and what a great show we have for you lucky, lucky people. You finally get me back doing the main Event!

 

Will: and the other commentators would do just fine!

 

Dean: maybe, but nowhere near as good as what I can do, I mean I have so many fans that when I do the main Event the ratings go through the roof!

 

Will: on tonight’s show we wiww see Justin Sharp of Pwide taking on “the One and Onwy” Adam Cage.

 

Dean: An four way extreme title match between “the downfall” Rebellion, GoldenEye, Chains, and Jake MacKinnon

 

Will: A real hot-tempered affair there, then we have a TV title defence of Desecwator defending against El Gambit.

 

Dean: Finally El Gambit gets back what should be his anyway. Then there is the Main Event with my man the “Living Legend” Pimp Bizkit teaming with that old dinosaur and his brother in law the “Enforcer” T-Rex. They’re taking on T-Rex’s brother Big Country, and T-Rex’s ex best friend, as it seems their not so close anymore the “Desert Storm” Magic

 

Will: indeed you seem to be cowwect Dean, Magic seems to have gone compwetewy mentaw, and I don’t agwee at aww what he did to Angel wast week. I know that she couwd have deserved what he was going to do, but think of the baby that she is carrying for god’s sake.

 

Dean: Deserved to get beat up by a wrestler? She’s no wrestler, and you’re condoning Magic’s actions? Bah!

 

Will: I’m not going to condone them, as it wouwd be morawwy wrong to do so, but enough of that we have a show to get on with!

 

Dean: Yea and up now is a match that I REALLY want to see. We get to see that damn fine piece of ass “Sexy bitch” Devotion taking on the more mature old hag Spice.

 

Will: I’ww have you know that Spice is a wovewy woman, you shouowdn’t speak so nastiwy about her.

 

Dean: Yea and what she going to do?  Set her son up on me again? Magic you git, try it again and I’ll knock your block off.

 

 

-------------- “Sexy Bitch” Devotion Vs Spice ---------------

 

Cascade:  Hello everyone! Smart Mark Cascade here with my partner Albert Cortez! Our first match folks is what Cortez here has been waiting for all night!

Cortez: Devotion and Spice! I can’t wait to see these two lovely ladies in action!

Cascade: And thanks to our Executive Committee, in the interest of fairness, they have barred Elijah Threatt, and Joseph “Lost Soul” Synger of Endangered Species, and Hades and Dameon Fiery from ringside!

Cortez: Leaving just the girls! Did the Executive Committee say anything about me being appointed the official in this contest?

Cascade: No.

Cortez: Damn! Why Executive Committee Why?! Hook me up man! I thought we were cool like that!

The crowd comes alive with cheers and whistles as Spice emerges from the backstage area. She stands at the top of the ramp, her hair is tied back in a ponytail and she’s wearing a dark red top and red pants. She walks down the ramp way slapping hands with a few fans before entering the ring and stepping into her corner where she warms up for the match.

Cascade: Spice really looks ready for this contest tonight!

Cortez: I’d be ready for Spice anytime, wow! Even though she is old enough to be my mother!

Devotion enters next, a few boos echo from the crowd but those are barely heard over the whistles and hollering from the male audience. Her long blond hair is tied back and she’s dawning a pair of black spandex shorts, and a tight fitting top that is showing a nice bit of cleavage. She walks down the ramp pointing and trash talking at Spice the entire way; she slides under the bottom rope and rests against the turnbuckle.

Cortez: I’ve been waiting for this for a long time.

The bell sounds and the ref backs up a few paces as the girls walk forward until they’re face to face, Devotion is seemingly talking a lot of trash and then paint brush slaps Spice across the face. The crowd “oohs” as Spice’s head whips to the side, she turns her face back to face Devotion, her expression that of pure anger. Devotion is smiling happily in humiliating her opponent but out of no where Spice unleashes a slap of her own sending Devotion for a twirl on her toes then falls to the mat. The crowd explodes at the sound of the slap.

Cascade: What a slap by Spice!

Spice drops down on the toned stomach of Devotion, her knees on either side of her trapping her against the mat. She begins slapping Devotion while talking trash then grips two handfuls of Devotion’s blond locks and begins smashing her head up and down on the mat. Devotion then turns to her side, winds up straddling Spice and begins to return the impact by doing the same to Spice. They then begin to roll around the ring as the male part of the audience explodes.

Cascade: Go ahead say it!

Cortez: CATFIGHT!!!!! (Trademark Joey Styles ECW)

Cascade: I hereby apologize to our female viewers…

Devotion removes herself from the tumbling and slides outside the ring thinking she found safety. She turns around and Spice plants her in the chest with a baseball slide drop kick. Spice stands over the fallen Devotion then pulls her by her hair to her feet.

Cascade: Great impact on that baseball slide by Devotion!

Spice reels Devotion’s hair back then rams her face into the announce table causing the audience to “ooh” at the sickening impact. Spice goes for a second but Devotion stops it, elbows Spice in the gut then nails her with one of her own, sending Spice reeling back toward the steps.

Cortez: These girls are showing that they aren’t just about hair pulling and rolling around here tonight. Not that there isn’t anything…Umph!

Cortez is interrupted as Spice had charged back and speared Devotion onto the announce table. They began rolling around and turn right onto Cortez sending him backwards in his chair falling to the ground, removing him of his headset in the process. Cortez lays flat on his back as the girls are clawing away at each other on top of him.

Cascade: It seems my broadcast partner was ejected from commentating for the moment by the horrendous spear from Spice Fiery!

The ref pulls Devotion off from atop Spice and orders them back into the ring. Devotion sneaks a knee in on Spice and rams her face into the ring post before sliding her into the ring. At the time this is happening Cortez gets back up and locates his headset. He taps it a few times before his audio kicks back in.

Cortez: Am I on? Can you hear me?

Cascade: You’re back with us Cortez, thought we’d lost you down there!

Cortez: Did I mention I love this company?

Cascade: If not you just did!

Back in the ring Devotion has Spice up against the corner and is landing in swift kicks to the midsection, Devotion backs up and charges in, Spice brings up a boot and Devotion reels back. She goes for a punch but Spice catches it. Devotion hunches her legs and goes for a roundhouse kick to the back of Spice’s head; but Spice ducks it, still holding onto Devotion’s wrist causing Devotion to bend over as she steps over her own arm. Spice pulls her wrist towards her flipping Devotion over hard onto her back.

Cascade: Excellent counter by Spice!

Cortez: I’m a little disappointed that Spice didn’t take advantage of “Wrestling’s Sexiest Woman” when she had her in that position!

Cascade: Oh shut up, you’re going to get us kicked off the air!

Devotion has found he way back to her feet but is snapmared over by the hair by Spice; Devotion stands up stumbling backwards into the corner. Spice backs up then runs forward cartwheeling then executing a back handspring and finishing it off with a jumping calf sidekick nailing Devotion under the chin. Devotion stumbles forward and Spice plants her boot into her foes midsection hunching her over. She then places Devotion’s head in between her legs and looks to the crowd who explode.

Cortez: What the?

Cascade: Could this be what I think it is?

Spice hoists Devotion up by the waist; she then jumps upward dropping to her knees driving Devotion head into the mat. Executing a mediocre preformed piledriver.

Cascade: Cremator by Spice! She turns Devotion over, the cover!

1…2…

Three…the bell sounds and the ref raises Spice’s hand in victory.

Cortez: What a match!

Cascade: You must have not recovered from that catfight on you. You actually made an official commentator comment!

Cortez: In a few minutes I’m sure I’ll be back to my old self!

 

 

----------------- Commentary Table ---------------

 

Will: what a great women’s match up. I wove these chances that the GZW is starting to offer the females around here.

 

Dean: Pah, women were born to serve men, not to try and do things that we do better anyway. But it was a great match, on the visual side!

 

Will: I think you may get some HATE maiw for those comments. But atweast we agwee that it was a visuawy gweat match.

 

Dean: damn I wanted to commentate on that match; I should have been Cortez getting the action up close there.

 

Will: How did I guess you’d say that?

 

Dean: yea, anyway back to women are worthless with nothing better to do than write to me all the damn time. When will they ever learn? I’ve had them once I don’t want to know again! Is that so much to ask?

 

Will: anyway, enough woman bashing fwom Dean, and we move onto our next intewesting match pitting Justin Sharp against Adam Cage.

 

Dean: whose stupid idea was it to put those two in a match against each other? Pride Versus Pride hardly seems fair does it?

 

Will: maybe so, but it wiww be intewesting to find out just what they are going to do about this!

 

Dean: aha Will for once you’re wrong. Well not for once like normal you’re wrong we have a match before that one.

 

Will: huh?

 

Dean: Infact we’re commentating on it. It was announced late this week how could you forget?

 

Will: What match?

 

Dean: We have Nemesis going up against Invincible

 

Will: (embarrassed) how couwd I forget?

 

 

------------- Nemesis Vs Invincible ------------

 

Dean: next is the match that Will forgot, how could he possibly do such an unprofessional thing?

 

Will: We aww make mistakes fwom time to time, so quit it, I’m not super human you know I DO forget things!

 

Dean: No, true you are not anything like me!

 

(“Chariots Of Fire” begins to play on the PA system, and the former UwU Champion steps out onto the rampway, and receives a heel pop from the crowd, as he begins to walk down the isle way)

 

Dean: Why the hell would people cheer for an UwU reject?

 

Will: Weject ~#? He was the Heavyweight Champion over in UwU, and you know caww him a weject?

 

Dean: yea was some sort of Hero wannabe that actually had the nerve to call himself Hero, I know imitation is supposed to be the biggest form of flattery, but that’s just annoying!

 

Will: Ha yea wike anybody wouwd ever imitate you!

 

(Invincible steps into the ring, and suddenly “Drowning” by Adema begins to play on the PA system, and Nemesis steps out from a bigger heel pop from the crowd, but who are still unaware who this guy is properly)

 

Dean: Nemesis has something to prove to the fans tonight. He will show them that he is not a nobody, that he is a somebody!

 

Will: I guess we’we about to find out, but Nemesis has been vewy impwesssive in his earwy showings in GZW!

 

(Nemesis steps into the ring, and referee Adam Lowe calls for the bell to begin the match)

 

Will: and here we go!

 

Dean: (chanting) HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO!

 

Will: you sound wike you were when we went watching that footie match the other day (proper football not American Football… i.e soccer but it’s REALLY called football)

 

(Invincible offers a handshake to Nemesis. Nemesis just looks at him as if he has gone daft, and delivers a right forearm to the back of Invincible’s head. And the crowd BOO for these cheating tactics!)

 

Dean: I think Nemesis is right Invincible is Daft!

 

Will: yea daft enough to hold a world title!

 

(Nemesis picks up Invincible, and whips him into the ropes. Peter (Invincible) bounces off the ropes, and knocks Nemesis down with a flying forearm. This time INV picks up Nem and whips him into the ropes. Nem bounces back, and as INV is ducked hits a sunset flip into a cover)

 

ONE…..

 

Dean: well done Nemesis he’s just won that quickly, reminds me of El G’s showing this week on Wednesday Wildstyle!

 

TWO…..

 

Will: that was a farce and you know It Dean!

 

(Kickout by Invincible)

 

Will: and Peter isn’t going to be beaten as easiwy as that!

 

Dean: OOOOOOOO using the first names now are we?

 

(Both men get to their feet, and the man once known as Hero runs to the ropes, ounces off them, and hit’s a spinning heel kick on Nemesis)

 

Will: Nice move by invincible!

 

Dean: why does he give himself names that he blatantly nothing about him?

 

Will: how you mean?

 

Dean: Hero, Invincible two words that don’t describe him. Maybe he should call himself LOOSER then at least it would make sense!

 

(Peter back up to his runs to the ropes again, but Nemesis crawls, under the bottom rope, and calls for a time out)

 

Will: What’s this? Nemesis wants a timeout?

 

Dean: it’s called strategy Will!

 

(Nem calls time out to the crowd, not paying attention to the ex UwU heavyweight Champion, as he summersaults himself over the top rope taking out Nemesis)

 

Dean: how about this Invincible man tries and fights like a man in the ring instead of trying to take advantage of a man on the outside!

 

Will: Nem was the one who went to the outside in the first pwace. Is he a man or a mouse?

 

(INV picks up Nem’s body, and rolls him back into the ring, then climbs onto the apron, and then up onto the top turnbuckle)

 

Will: Peter read to take to the air!

 

(Nemesis notices INV up on the top turnbuckle, and shoves referee into the ropes, that unbalances INV, back own to the unpretty parts)

 

Dean: WOOOOOOOO that was BIG airtime there Will, now what were you saying?

 

Will: quit with the sarcastic comments pwease, I’m sure we wouwd aww, be gweatfuw if you’d do that!

 

(Nem now get’s back to his feet, and referee Lowe lecture him on pushing him into the ropes. Nem just ignores the referee and goes to the top turnbuckle, and executes a superplex on INV and then rolls it over into a cover from Nemesis)

 

ONE……

 

Dean: This time Nemesis has it!

 

TWO……

 

Will: couwd be!

 

THR……

 

Will: NO NO NO, the former UwU champion showing us just why he is an ex champion by kicking out there.

 

(Nem gets straight back up to his feet, not allowing this to effect him at all. Gets up, and picks up INV with him. Nemesis picks up INV, and executes a fishermans suplex holding into another cover)

 

ONE……..

 

Dean: ah PETER has had it now!

 

TWO……

 

Will: couwd be it now!

 

THRE……

 

Will: NOOOOOOO, again Invincible kicking out!

 

(Nemesis looks even more annoyed now. But again picks INV up, but INV quickly counters into a small package and referee Lowe makes the cover)

 

ONE……..

 

Will: the art of surpwise has it just won Peter this match?

 

TWO…….

 

Dean: CAN’T BE!

 

THREE…….

 

Dean: Phew, Nemesis kicked out at the very last minute there!

 

Will: I guess the surprise move didn’t quite pay off!

 

(coming down the rampway comes Chains, welding a steal chair. Meanwhile in the ring INV gets up to his feet, as does Nemesis who is instantly distracted by Chains’s appearance, down at ringside. Nemesis begins to yell at Chains, as INV hooks he waist of Nemesis)

 

Will: What’s Chains doing down here?

 

Dean: I don’t know, but he has a match later on tonight I’m not sure if it’s wise him being out before his shot at the extreme championship. But he’s always welcome down here at ringside.

 

(Chains swings the steal chair, at Nemesis, but Nemesis ducks and Chains hits Invincible with the steal chair instead that knocks him down to the floor. The referee calls for the bell, calling the match as a NO match)

 

Will: That chair was intended for Nemesis’s head not Peter’s

 

Dean: OL Pete was just there at the wrong time!

 

(Nemesis looks stunned at the referee for calling the match out, and begins to argue with him. But as he is arguing with the referee he doesn’t see Chains sneek up behind him and level Nemesis with it.)

 

Will: this time he got who he wanted to?

 

Dean: But why?

 

Will: didn’t you match Cwimson?

 

Dean: oh yeah that!

 

(Chains stands above Nemesis, and slams the steal chair down, before making his way back to the backstage)

 

 

----------- Pimp Promo ----------

 

(The scene opens up with Pimp Bizkit, he is in his locker room, and first off the camera scans the mantle piece, that has atleast ten valentines cards on it)

 

Pimp: Look at this, look at all the valentine cards that me the “Living Legend” has received this year. BUT yet I wish they hadn’t. NOT because I am embarrassed to receive them, but the even simpler fact that Valentines day is a HYPED up day, for those in love. I am not in Love, and haven’t been since the day I fell in love with a girl at high school. She was the first person I ever asked out, and was the only time I have EVER felt rejection from a woman. I know see Valentines day for the day that it really is. It’s a day that ALL the shops use to their advantage so they can snatch our money from our wallets, when we can spend it on things much more important than the possibility of getting rejected. WE can then spend the money on ourselves.

 

I look around the GZW, and find those that on Valentines Day show their true colours, one of these is the man I despise for attacking my sister the pregnant Angel. You have proven to the world that although you may very well care about Steph, but you also care for her more than you do about your career, what does that show us? What a example does that give this “new guard” no wonder we have this PRIDE stable that think they’re good. The ‘OLD guard’ influences the ‘new guard’ whether you like it or you don’t it is true. The new guard wants to be at the very top main eventing. When they see somebody like the “desert Storm” who is more interested in his wife than he is in his career no wonder they think they can make it to the top also.

 

However I now see the card for Crimson, I have to defend my Intercontinental title against STEPH FIERY. Why oh why has this match been made? I have to fight a woman, when the only woman I have actually ever fought with was in a tongue fight. I don’t like this match, and I’m guessing that this is Kandi’s some kind of a sick pathetic joke. Well hahaha I’m laughing Kandi well done, what a joke. Proves one thing this to me, that you running this company will make it more, and more of a joke. The only reasons I do not leave is the fact that I am the Intercontinental champion here, and that I intend on honouring my contract, I intend to see that illustrious contact that I signed under Tate Edmonson. We all know why you want to do this and try and make a joke out of the Intercontinental champion, and quite frankly it’s the WORST cover up I have ever seen. I basically handed the title to Smooth Operator why, do you really think that I handed him the title because he’s easier to defeat? NO I am the “Living Legend” the last surviving member of the illustrious Bad Company, I need not make my path to the championship easier for myself. I did it because what I fore mentioned in an earlier promo.

 

Smooth, now I have given you that title, and I said that I’m next. Seems like Kandi isn’t going to allow me to have my guaranteed title shot for as long as she can delay it. I simpley therefore come to you, I know you don’t like or respect me that much but face it I have a title shot guaranteed to me. I ask of you to grant me that title shot, but I know you might not be able to book it, but you can make it more of a possibility of facing the man that defeated you for your intercontinental title. Or are you scared that you cannot defeat me?

 

The last words though go for tonight as I team with T-Rex to take on Magic and Big Country. I have few words that I haven’t already mentioned, but these are for you Rex. Thank you for being there to save my sister last week, and that I hope that even if you don’t trust me that this can be our alliance.

 

----------- Scene ends ----------

 

 

------------ Commentary Table ------------

 

Will: what a shame the match had to end the way it just did.

 

Dean: well maybe next time Nemesis will learn to keep his nose to himself!

 

Will: yea but a wrong doesn’t make a right. Also words from Pimp who talked about Kandi

 

Dean: ahaha and to think you had forgot about us doing that match hehe. Anyway next we have the match you were expecting to hand over! And Kandi, well you wouldn’t catch me bad mouthing her.

 

Will: yea, you just woved bwinging that up didn’t you?

 

Dean: OH Yeah! I can dig that!

 

Will: anyway now we’ww hand it over to the Wuchie sibwings, as they commentate on this odd Pride Vs Pride encounter!

 

Dean: Jessica where’s that phone number of yours? I want it OH so badly? I can make your dreams come true!

 

 

---Adam Cage vs. Justin Sharp---

 

“Cocky” by Kid Rock hits the speakers.  Adam Cage comes down to the ring quickly with a chant of boos galore.  Adam slides into the ring and looks around with his hands on his hips, shaking his head in disbelief. 

 

Albert:  Adam Cage no look like he want to fight own stable mate tonight.

 

Jessica:  He is kinda cute ya know.  He shouldn’t have to fight with that face if he doesn’t want to. 

 

Albert:  Jess, you need to get better interest into men.  If there were more guy like me you be set!

 

Jessica:  Ewe!

 

“One Step Closer” by Linkin Park suddenly blasts through the P.A. system.  Justin Sharp walks cockily out to the entranceway.  He looks down at AC and sighs and continues to walk down the ramp.  Once he reaches the ring Adam holds down the ropes for him.  Justin gets inside the ring.  His music cuts off and the two walk to their corners.  The ref calls for the bell.  Adam Cage charges at Justin Sharp and goes for a VERY weak clothesline and Way before Adam gets close to Justin, he ducks. 

 

Albert:  What the heck!?

 

Justin looks around and goes to punch Adam, but stops before he makes contact then VERY lightly taps his cheek!

 

Jessica:  Devastating move!

 

Adam acts like he got hit hard and falls to the ground.  The fans begin to boo like crazy.  Justin picks Adam back to his feet and goes for a superkick, but misses Adam by a long shot.  Adam looks at Justin and pokes him in the shoulder!  Justin fakes a hard fall to the ground and rolls around as if he was in pain.  Adam taunts around and picks Justin to his feet.  From there he throws Justin into the ropes.  As Justin comes back Adam elevates him with a…

 

Jessica:  dropping hug!

 

Albert:  This ridiculous!

 

Justin and Adam begin to laugh like hyenas.  The fans boo wildly.  All of the sudden cheers blast though the arena.  Nathaniel Davis and T-Rex run down the ramp and slide into the ring.  The two take Justin and Adam down with clotheslines.  They begin to pummel the two with vigorous punches.  Nathaniel picks Justin up and sends him into a far turnbuckle.  He follows closely behind and squashes Justin in the turnbuckle.  T-Rex lifts Adam to his feet and sends him into the same turnbuckle as Justin.  Adam slams right into Justin and falls backwards.  From there Justin falls forward, getting a face full of Adam’s crotch!

 

Jessica:  Ouch! 

 

Albert:  Nathaniel and T-Rex make sure Pride get their deserving here tonight!

 

T-Rex picks Justin to his feet and throws him into the ropes.  Nathaniel picks Adam up and sends him crashing into Justin as he bounces off the ropes.

 

Albert:  These two use Pride as weapons!

 

Rex picks Adam back to his feet and Nathaniel does the same with Justin.  T-Rex lifts Adam Cage high into the air with a gorilla press, and drops him into a body slam, AKA The Carnivores Press!  Nathaniel quickly lifts Justin over his shoulder then slams him down on top of Adam Cage with his CareerMaker (Dominator)!!!

 

Albert:   My Chinese Stars!  T-Rex and Nathaniel make sure these two have their match!

 

Jessica:  Well, they weren’t going to fight each other anyways.  Seems like Nathaniel and Rex wanted to see these two get a beating!

 

The two pick up the two Pride members and toss them out of the ring. “#1” by Nelly hits the speakers.  The two begin to stagger up the ramp, still woozy from their recent beating.  Maxx Pain runs down the ramp and props the two up.  Nathaniel and Rex begin to taunt Pride as they disappear behind the curtains. 

 

Jessica:  I have a feeling this is FAR from over.

 

Albert:  No doubt in my mind.

 

The scene cuts to commercial as Nathaniel and Rex raise each other’s hands into the air.

 

---------------- Commentary Table --------------

 

Dean: WOW, more unexpected twists!!!

 

Will: and couwd there possibwey be more to come throughout tonight? To find out I guess you’ll have to just continue viewing tonights Extravaganza!

 

Dean: yea yea, we know. But hey watching this is a Good thing especially tonight, after all look who’s commentating on tonights main event. Now that is worthwhile staying up to listen to.

 

Will: anyway next up we have the four way Extweme Titwe match pitting the stwipped champion Rebewwion against GowdenEye, Chains, and Jake Mackinnon!

 

Dean: I know Kandi wasn’t pleased with Rebellions comments about Tate, but GEESH, I don’t think it was a smart decision to strip Rebellion of HIS extreme title. Not a smart business decision I don’t think.

 

Will: I guess we’ww find out just what kind of a business Woman she is in the coming weeks. But now we go to the four way extweme titwe match.

 

 

------------ Extreme Title Match -----------

----------------- “THE Downfall” Rebellion Vs Goldeneye VS Chains Vs Jake Mackinnon ----------

 

[The lights in the arena fade out as GoldenEye’s music echoes around the arena.  The crowd cheers loudly for the newcomer to the former UwU World Champion as he walks down to the ring.  He steps over the top rope as the music fades out.]

 

Jennifer: It’s great to see GoldenEye back in action since the UwU went under.

 

Billy: He was a loser then and he’s a loser now.

 

[“Rebellion” by June Luc pounds the arena as Rebellion walks down the ramp to a loud chorus of boos from the crowd.  He slides into the ring and is quickly jumped by GoldenEye.]

 

Jennifer: The other two wrestlers aren’t even in the ring and this thing has already started.

 

Billy: Damn GoldenEye.  Rebellion wasn’t ready.

 

[The two men battle it out as Chains and Jake MacKinnon comes running down the ramp and slide into the ring.  GoldenEye lifts Rebellion to his feet and over his head.  He bench-presses him several times before throwing him over the top rope and onto the ramp.]

 

Jennifer: Look at the height of that throw.

 

Billy: Rebellion only flies first class not coach.

 

[Jake and Chains double team the big man by kicking him in the knee caps but he grabs both of them by the head and slams them together cracking there heads like coconuts.]

 

Jennifer: Ouch.  That’s gotta hurt.

 

Billy: Well it sure as hell didn’t tickle.

 

[GoldenEye lifts Jake over his head and throws him over the top rope on top of a now standing Rebellion knocking him back down to the ground with a thud.  Chains sneaks up behind GoldenEye and grabs him around his waist looking for a belly to back suplex but the sheer size of G.E is too much for him to lift.  Golden spins around looking for a right hand but Chains ducks it and goes for a belly to belly suplex but G.E knees him in the midsection doubling him over.  He charges the ropes but Rebellion pulls down on the rope causing G.E. to spill over the top to the outside.]

 

Billy: The true rebel is back in action.

 

[Rebellion pounds away on the downed G.E as he tries to get to his feet unsuccessfully.  Chains charges the ropes ad leaps over the top ropes whipping out Rebellion with a senton splash.]

 

Jennifer: Nice move there by Chains.

 

[Chains mounts Rebellion and begins to wail on him with fierce right and left hands.  Jake comes up behind him and yanks him off and slams him down on the floor with force.  G.E gets back to his feet and rolls Rebellion into the ring while Chains and Jake fight it out on the outside.  G.E lifts Rebellion to his feet and shoots him into the ropes and nails him with a massive boot to the face on his return.]

 

Jennifer: Rebellion just took that huge boot square in the chops.

 

Billy: You figured that out all on your own?  Damn what’s next?  Maybe Magic will win the Heavyweight Strap again.  Yea right.

 

[G.E goes for the cover but Rebellion kicks out at 2.  G.E slides out of the ring and grabs a steel chair near by.  He walks over and nails Chains and Jake with the chair laying them both out before sliding back into the ring.  He goes to nail Rebellion but he gets it right back in his face as Rebellion leaps up kicks the chair back at G.E knocking him back a few steps.]

 

Jennifer: GoldenEye got that chair right back in his face.

 

[Rebellion charges in and drives the chair into the midsection of GoldenEye with a spear.  He makes the quick cover and hooks the leg and tights.]

 

One

 

Jennifer: He has a handful of tights ref.

 

Two

 

Billy: I don’t see anything.

 

Three

 

[Rebellion rolls out of the ring and makes his way back up the ramp as the crowd boos him loudly.  GoldenEye rolls over on his stomach and pounds on the mat violently.]

 

Billy: What a short temper by the 7-foot loser GoldenEye.

 

Jennifer: You used to like this guy Billy.

 

Billy: Yea when he actually had talent.

 

[Rebellion stands on the ramp way pointing at the ring with a huge smile on his face.]

 

Billy: Now there’s a man with talent.  The one true GZW Extreme Champion.

 

Jennifer: Why do I put up with you?

 

**Commercial Break**

 

 

 

------------ Commentary Table -----------

 

Dean: that was the Extreme title match!

 

Will: Yea never thought It wouwd turn out wike that!

 

Dean: really how did you think it would turn out? Did you think they were going to start throwing roses at each other after all valentines day is only one day past!

 

Will: HAHA, anyway did you send anybody a vawentine, and did you get any?

 

Dean: Pah, Sending valentine cards is for losers who wanna waste their money, anyway I did receive some loads infact!

 

Will: Oh is that why you had no mail this morning when I came around for you?

 

Dean: shut it, you didn’t get any either!

 

Will: actuawwy I did, I got one off Waura

 

Dean: who the hells that?

 

Will: a woman that Pimp knows, you know the one that said I’m sweet

 

Dean: anyway enough of Will the Big Head down to the next match where we will see El Gambit win HIS TV title back!

 

Will: take it away Mewvin and Norman

 

Dean: hold the presses, I am having word that a match has been signed during tonight, and it will be a hardcore tag match between Endangered Species and the Storm Riders

 

Will: Weawwy? WOW wet’s get swaight to it, unfortunatewy we wiww have to woose commentawy on this match.

 

 

------------------ Unscheduled NO DQ falls count anywhere match -----------

---------- Endangered Species VS StormRiders --------

 

(The scene opens up with E.S and “Sexy Bitch” Devotion who is noticeably missing standing at one end of the hallway, and the team of Outlaw Wales and Prey Standing at the other end. Referee Brownlow is in the middle)

 

(E.S species charge at the Storm Riders, the referee standing a tiny gap just before a dressing room door, as the two teams collide)

 

(Elijah gets the upper hand on Wales; meanwhile Joseph gets the upper hand over Prey. Elijah goes to whip Wales into a coke machine, but Wales reverses it, and Elijah smacks into the machine)

 

(Joseph picks up Prey high above his head and tosses him into a few lockers that are on the same wall as the coke machine. Joseph holds his hands high up in the air applauding himself)

 

(Wales now comes back into it, and spears Joseph “Lost Soul Synger into the referee, and the three bang into the locker room, that is the one that belongs to Nemesis. Nemesis has in his hand a blazing red hot tweezers that he is using to apply the plastic covering his face to help stick to his mask)

 

(Wales get’s up to his feet, as Synger and referee Brownlow, lay on the floor. Suddenly from outside the locker room comes a BIG boot to the side of the face by Elijah Threatt. Threatt now stands above Wales as he begins to taunt him.)

 

(Now Prey gets back into the action, as he charges at Threatt, but Threatt sees it coming, and manages to hit a hip toss on Prey sending him through a mirror that shatters, and the pieces fall on top of him. Noticeably there is now blood coming from the top of his head)

 

(Threatt is now the man on top of this affair, and he now picks Wales, back to his feet, as Nemesis is being ignored with the tweezers above a flame!)

 

(Elijah Threatt, and Wales begin to exchange rights and lefts, as the two start to go at it toe to toe, as the begin to fight in a corner of Nemesis’s locker room)

 

(Eventually Threatt gets the advantage, as he brings his knee up to the mid section of Wales and drops him with a DDT, on the concrete floor. Threatt then turns around to see Nemesis with the red hot tweezers attempting to scar his partners “Lost Soul’s” face. But Joseph has both his hands around that of Nemesis’s and eyes wide open, as Nemesis is looking to scar his face with it.)

 

(Threatt standing up for his partner in crime, boots Nemesis to the back of the head. And then drops the tweezers into the private area of Synger. Synger jumps up screaming)

 

Synger: AY YIE YIE YIE!

 

(Threatt punches Nemesis as he has stood him up, and sends Nemesis reeling towards the exit of his locker room, as broken bodies lie in the locker room. Threatt follows, and hits a measure punch to the head of nemesis once again, that his time send him reeling out of the door, and once again Threatt follows back into the hallway.)

 

(In the hallway the Fiery’s Dameon and Hades are by the coke machine. Hades, has a can in his hands, and shrugs his shoulders, as Dameon does the same. They don’t seem to notice Nemesis and Threatt as Threatt whips Nemesis into Hades who is at the coke machine, and Nemesis collides with Hades knocking them two back down the floor.)

 

(Dameon turns around and sees Threatt, and charges at Threatt. These two now start to battle it out. And Dameon gets the upper hand on the already tired Elijah Threatt. Dameon grabs the Endangered Species member, and uses his head against all the lockers down the hallway. At the end of the lockers, there is a room that says “V.I.P suit” on it.)

 

Dameon: Very Idiotic Prat, this rooms for you Elijah!

 

(Dameon picks up Threatt on his shoulder as to use him like a battering ram through the door. But Threatt slides down the back of Dameon. And then executes a drop kick to the back of the head of Dameon, and Dameon goes flying towards the door, but before he hit’s it opens, and Dameon clears out two people who stand there.)

 

(Dameon looks down; he has just taken out Manic Depression, and “Money Maker” Dice Morgan. Behind them stands the tag-team champions Epic and Eclipse. Who start to ambush Dameon. Running down the hallway comes Hades, who comes out to help out his father runs straight past Threatt and into the room)

 

(Elijah Threatt begins to walk up the hallway, and walks back into Nemesis’s locker room, and notices that the referee is still out, seemingly he has taken a few more knocks, but is stirring once again.  Wales, and Joseph are now exchanging rights and lefts, but Prey is still out from the mirror shattering. Elijah pulls Prey out from the rubble, and makes the cover, that the referee begins to make slowly)

 

 

ONE…..

 

 

 

TWO…..

 

 

 

THREE…..

 

(Prey kicks out at the very last minute. Elijah looks on in shock at the bloodily beaten Prey. But picks Prey up on his shoulder. Threatt runs with the StormRider on his shoulder at a wooden cupboard, and power slams him into it. The cupboard shatters, and Threatt makes another cover that is slowly once again met, by a slow count from referee Brownlow.)

 

 

ONE……..

 

 

TWO…….

 

 

THREE….

 

(At the last minute Outlaw Wales who has shifted momentum back in his way from the brawl he is having with the other Endangered Species member “lost Soul” drops an elbow that breaks up the cover)

 

(Threatt looks really peed off now, as he gets up to his feet, and picks up Wales also, then grabs Wales around his neck, as does Synger on Wales. They pick him up around his neck, and drop him with a double chokeslam through Nemesis’s dressing side table. As that happens in the doorway appears the Supreme Team Malcolm “Superfly” Hodges and Logan “Bigger Than Life” Phlash.)

 

Phlash and Hodges: I guess here’s where the action is!

 

(Joseph runs at the Supreme team, but gets taken down with a double super kick to the jaw. And Synger goes down. Elijah now rolls his eyes, as team supreme hit a double clothesline on Threatt in the corner. “Superfly” runs to one end of the room, and begins to run back to that corner. Hodges uses his partner’s arms as leverage as he hits ……. Lightning X Press, and Threatt goes down hard.)

 

(In the doorway come Brent Wellington and Rick Samson the College Boys, and team Supreme charge at the two college boys, leaving only bodies lying on the floor as these two teams now begin to brawl)

 

(In the locker room Prey manages to get his arm over the top of Elijah, as the referee slowly counts the fall)

 

 

ONE……….

 

 

TWO……..

 

 

THREE………

 

(Referee Brownlow declares the StormRiders the winners, as he collapses back to the floor)

 

 

--------------- Commentary Table -------------

 

Will: Gweat Chunky BEEF!.. Did you just see that action there?

 

Dean: DID I? Wowsers? The tag-team division is really heating up at the moment, what could possibly happen next in the tag division?

 

Will: no idea, but this time we wiww got to the match that we were handing over to Mewvin and Norman

 

Dean: yea yea yea, who cares about them? We are the original Travesty Team, now all these other commentary teams want a piece of the commentary here in GZW that I made world-widely known! I am the hero of the ratings for Travesty!

 

Will: Anyway enough of that Dean, take it away Mewvin, and Norman

 

Dean: (fading as his scene fades) Norms the name sensibles the game. (remember this from those Twix adverts… not sure if they were over in the U.S so may only apply to us over in England)

 

 

 

~~~~~ Television Title Match~~~~~

 

El Gambit vs. Desecrator

 

 

Melvin: Welcome back to our show and what a show we have had, so lets keep the action rolling.

 

Norman: Oh shut up Buchannan. We are about to crown a new Television Champion right here tonight.

 

Melvin: As you would recall last week Ring of Honour Desecrator defeated Kombat and El Gambit in a Television title steel cage match.

 

Norman: And he should not have won it then.

 

Melvin: Quite being so bitter...

 

 

*"Violent Mood Swings" by Stabbing Westwards hits on the pa and out comes the former TV champion and current Light Heavy Weight Champion El Gambit.. The fans give him a chorus of Boos..He flicks the crowd off before climbing into the ring.

 

Norman: What disrespect by the fans to a former TV champion.

 

Melvin: Well they have the right you know.

 

Norman: Just like I have the right to knock you on your ass.

 

Melvin: Bring it on McClain

 

*"It's Been Awhile" by Staind hits on the pa and out comes the New TV champion Desecrator...the fans give him a standing ovation for his win last week..He shakes hands with the crowd before sliding into the ring..He gets on the turnbuckle and shows off before he is attacked from behind by El Gambit.

 

Melvin:What a cheap shot by Gambit.

 

Norman: He just wants to start the Match.

 

*Gambit stomps away on the back of Des. He picks him up and throws him into the corner. Gambit runs and goes for a clothesline but Des. moves out of the way and Gambit hits the turnbuckle chest first (a la Bret Hart). He staggers back and Des. hits him with a reverse ddt.

 

Melvin: what move by the champ.

 

Norman: it was alright

 

*Des. picks up Gambit and hits a standing drop kick and Gambit falls to the outside. As Gambit climbs up on the apron flips over hitting a sunset flip powerbomb onto the floor.

 

Norman: Oh Man what a move..I don't think Gambit will get up after that.

 

Melvin: Me neither. What a great showing by the champ.

 

*Des. Rolls Gambit back into the ring and goes for a pin.

 

1.

 

2.

 

Gambit kicks out at two. Des. runs into the ropes and hits a running leg drop. he quickly gets to his feet and hits another running leg drop. Des. Picks up Gambit and throws him into the ropes..Des. ducks early and Gambit kicks him in the chest. Gambit hits a running clothesline. Gambit Picks up Des. and hits a running ddt.

 

Melvin: What a ddt.

 

*Gambit goes up to the top rope and comes crashing down on the chest of Des.

 

Norman: What a Gibraltersault.

 

*Gambit goes for the cover

 

1.

 

2

 

*Gambit picks up the head of Des. stopping the pin.

 

Melvin: he could have had the win there.

 

Norman: he wants to inflict more damage

 

*Gambit picks up Des. and sends him into the ropes...he goes for a hurricanrana but Des. reverses it into a powerbomb.

 

Melvin: Nice move.

 

* Des. picks up Gambit and throws him into the rope...he grabs Gambit and hits the Dark Days(tilt-a-world into a sitting tombstone).

 

Norman: He is going up top...could this be the brightnights.

 

*Des. comes crashing down to the mat with the Bright Nights(swanton bomb)..he signals for the fifth dimension...He picks up Gambit and places him between his legs...and picks him up in the powerbomb position.

 

Melvin: Oh No...Gambits feet took out the Ref.

 

*Gambit slides out of the powerbomb position and goes to the outside...he grabs a steel chair and slides back into the ring.

 

Norman: Oh no this does not look good for the Champ.

 

*Des. turns around and is met with a chair shot to the face..Des. falls to the mat and Gambit continues to attack him with the chair.

 

Norman: I smell a new champ.

 

*Gambit picks up Des. and hits him with the chair again.

 

Melvin: What a chair shot...but the ref is waking up.

 

*Gambit quickly gets rid of the chair...he picks up Des. and sets him up for the Rock of Gibralter(revers   implant ddt) Gambit lifts Des. up and Drives him down with the move..he goes for the cover.

 

1.

 

Norman: could we have a new champ.

 

2.

 

Melvin: Not this way...please no..

 

3.

 

ding ding ding.

 

Norman: I told you that we would have a New champ...

 

Melvin: he cheated...but thats just business.

 

*The ref hands Gambit both of his titles he holds them in the air as the fans continue to boo him.

 

Norman: Once again he is the LH and TV champion...

 

Melvin: Well that does it for us..stay tuned to more Travesty.

 

 

------------- Commentary Table --------------

 

Will: weww what a match that was!

 

Dean: Yea, I knew El Gambit was going to get his titwe back, that guys a winner, unlike that looser he was facing Desecrator doesn’t live up to his name does he?

 

Will: I’ww have you know he has hewd both the TV and Light Heavyweight titles now, a looser wouwd never be abwe to do that!

 

Dean: He’s obviouswy just vewy wucky!

 

Will: He even defeated Union Jack at the wast PPV in a first to two fawws match first faww normaw faww, second was to get your opponent in the dumpster, but you had to pin your opponent first in order to move onto the dumpster!

 

Dean: ah yes, I remember that match we commentated on that match too, hey I even remember his nickname Meaty J Desecrator. Hehe

 

Will: okay, next up it’s the main feature of tonight’s show, one that I have been anticipating for eagerwy aww night!

 

Dean: Yea we get to see Pimp dish out some punishment to Magic for attempting to harm his sister.

 

Will: this equation s huge in this match, and it aww started with Pimp Bizkit kissing Steph!

 

Dean: yea that silly MOO!

 

 

---------------- Pimp/T-Rex Vs Magic/Big C --------------

 

 

Will: hewwo evewybody and wewcome to tonight’s main Event, transpired from wast weeks mayhem as Magic went to attack T-Wex’s wife, and Pimps sister. Wuckiwy T-Wex came to the wescue that night.

 

Dean: magic has changed, and as bad as I may seem attacking a pregnant woman just isn’t cool. Magic is changing for the worse, I hate to admit it but Magic went to far WAY too far.

 

Will: Again it’s not so often that me and Dean agwee on something but this time we do. Magic has completely flipped. What the hell is wrong with him?

 

Dean: I have no idea, for once I’ll be on the side of Rex, this time he is with Pimp.

 

Will: Pimp the man who has caused Magic to fwip surewy you do not condone those actions?

 

Dean: Pimp pecked Steph a kiss he didn’t harm her, and she wasn’t helpless. Besides nothing can forgive Magic for attempting to attack a pregnant woman, shes helpless and Magic try to take advantage of this to get a Pimp. No actions ever deserve that, Angel didn’t do anything that harmed Steph did she?

 

(“Off the wall” by Eminem and Redman begins to play on the PA system, and out comes Big Country, the crowd begins to boo Big C, who just looks at the crowd and smiles. Big C’s music is cut)

 

Will: the fans stiww vewy much don’t wike Big C, after his recent attacks on his brother T-Rex.

 

Dean: bah! Big C is a good man, why the hell does he have to put up with being put in a team with that sick sadistic baby killer Magic?

 

(“Bittersweat” by Fuel now begins to pump up on the PA system, and out comes Magic, and the crowd boos even louder for the “desert storm”)

 

Will: I don’t think the crowd have the consciousness to cheer for a man who has attempted to attack a hewpwess woman.

 

Dean: me neither BOOOOOOOO!

 

(Magic and Big C make there way down the rampway as they ignore the boos from the crowd, and enter the ring, with a ‘fight wrestling’ style on them ready to fight)

 

Dean: Magic isn’t going to play to the crowd tonight is he?

 

Will: No I guess not, but that’s what he gets for attacking the pregnant Angel!

 

(“Ya don’t see the signs” by Mark B and Blade begins to play on the PA system, and out comes Pimp accompanied by Angel. Pimp holds Angel around the waist, and pulls her to one side of the rampway, as the crowd give a mixed ish reaction for Pimp, but mainly cheers)

 

Will: I guess the fans are on the side of Pimp Bizkit tonight!

 

Dean: as they should be. He’s a “Living Legend” a man to be proud of!

 

(“Number One” by Nelly now begins to play on the PA system, and outsteps from the backstage area is the “Enforcer” T-Rex, the fans go wild for him, as he stops, and looks at Angel on the rampway then looks down at the floor. Pimp nudges Rex, and offers him a handshake that T-Rex turns around and thinks about it for a minute)

 

Dean: shake his damn hand, and show that you are on his side tonight!

 

Will: Hey you know what Pimp’s wike this couwd be a twap. Pimp has set many of those up in the past.

 

Dean: only when he has a reason to be angry, but hey Pimp wants to thank the man for helping save his sister last week on Friday Night Travesty.

 

Will: That weminds me. A coupwe of weeks ago Magic attacked you.

 

Dean: too wight he did now kick his arse he damn weww deserves it!

 

(Rex finally accepts Pimps offer of a handshake. And the two walk down the rampway. Angel follows behind the two)

 

Will: I don’t know whether it’s wise to bwing Angew down here to wingside tonight with Magic in the frame of mind he has been in wately.

 

Dean: I have to agree. Her being pregnant and all!

 

(Pimp, and Rex step into the ring. Referee Adam Lowe holds back Magic who looks ready to go. Angel walks around to the broadcast table and sits down next to Will)

 

Dean: Hi Angel, welcome to the REAL FNT commentary team. Tell me how are you after Magic tried to viciously attack you last week?

 

Angel: Magic, he tried to hurt me and my baby. He’s a murderer he wanted to kill my child that is still inside of me.

 

Will: I think that’s a wittwe harsh however I see your viewpoint

 

Angel: who are you to judge Will? I have been having nightmares about him trying to kill my child all week long. You have no idea what it feels like when somebody trys to take your child away from you.

 

Dean: there there Angel. Don’t worry about Magic you husband and brother will take care of him.

 

Angel: good it’s about time somebody put him in his place!

 

(Magic not waiting for the bell. Goes straight for Pimp, and nails him with a spear, he knocks him down. The referee trys to get Magic off Pimp, but to no avail Magic is going Wild on Pimp. Meanwhile Rex, has got the better of Big C in a fisticuffs, and sends Big C over the top rope with a clothesline)

 

Will: Magic making a be-wine for Pimp here!

 

Angel: noooo poor brother that man is maniac. He should be in the looney bin!

 

Dean: too right, he has completely lost it

 

(Magic gets off Pimp, and makes a loud scream to the crowd (a la Shamrock), he then jumps to the outside, and pulls from underneath the ring a sledge hammer)

 

Angel: NOOOOOO, ref stop him. He can’t do that?

 

Will: I think Magic has gone compwetewy and utterwy bonkers!

 

Dean: lock the man up in a cage, where he should belongs!

 

(Magic picks up the sledge hammer and kisses and cradles it like it’s his baby, then throws it into the ring, and slides back in. Magic holds the sledge hammer high above his head as Pimp is on all fours. And is bringing it down onto the back of Pimp, when from behind Rex snatches it out of the hands of Magic. And Magic spins around)

 

Will: Rex just saved his partner there fwom obwiteration by his what seems ex best friend Magic.

 

Angel: Thank you Rex, I stillm LOV….

 

Dean: Hey Angel Valentines day has just been you know!

 

(Maigc, and Rex are now toe to toe, and Rex points at the sledgehammer and yells…)

 

Rex: This is NOT the Forsaken!

 

Dean: Rex remembers the days when they used to cowardily weasel there way out of matches using sledgehammers!

 

Angel: those the days when Rex and me where together!

 

(Magic knocks down Rex with a big forearm as Rex yells at him; he reels him into the ropes, and whips him across the ring. Magic comes off the ropes himself, and both men collide with clotheslines, and the referee calls for the bell to finally start the match officially)

 

Will: and we can finawwy get this match rowwing!

 

Dean: yea nad the wo best friends start it out!

 

Angel: Come on Hubby!

 

(Big C and Pimp are back in their respective corners, and the fans begin to clap, and stomp on the floor to get their man going. Both Rex and Magic begin revive themselves, and crawl to there corners. Magic makes the tag to Big C, and Rex to Pimp)

 

Will: Tags are made!

 

Dean: now here comes two great athletes!

 

(Big C goes for a clothesline, but Pimp ducks. Big C spins around and gets a kick in the mid-section and counters quickly with a DDT. Pimp picks up Big C, and whips him into the ropes. Pimp jumps into the air, and spins in mid air using the acceleration to knock Big C down with a forearm)

 

Will: Now that wooks wike a new move!

 

Angel: My bro is very good at making up moves. Then again it’s a family thing we’re all good at business things like that.

 

Will: business it’s a move?

 

Angel: yes but with moves like that he’ll soon be at the very top!

 

(Pimp picks up Big C, and goes for a European uppercut on Big C, but Big C moves his head back and out of the way. Then hits a snapmare of his own, and locks in a sleeper hold.)

 

Dean: that’s the most effective sleeping pills I have ever seen!

 

Angel: no need to worry. Pimp is one man that NEVER sleeps!

 

(Pimp begins to shake, and the crowd begin to rally Pimp, as he gets up to his feet Pimp starts to elbow Big C in his gut. Big C releases the hold. And Pimp goes to the ropes for some acceleration, but Magic Low bridges the ropes, and pulls Pimp to the outside right by the broadcasting table)

 

Angel: eeek!

 

Dean: I daren’t think what disgusting ideas Magic has now!

 

(Magic, nails Pimp with a flurry of Punches, and then kocks him to the ground with a hard reverse DDT. Magic then spots the sledgehammer that had been pushed to the outside of the ring by the ref. But Rex Is quickly round there, and knocks Magic down with a Big Boot to the face of Magic!)

 

Angel: see Pimp and Rex can work as a team!

 

Will: yes I see!

 

(Rex returns to his corner Big C then climbs over the top rope. And rolls Pimp back into the ring, following himself. Big C starts to stomp on the back of Pimp, as Pimp trys to get up)

 

Will; Pimp couwd do with making a tag around about know!

 

Angel: yes, because Magic is using cheating under handed tactics!

 

(Big C picks up Pimp, and drops him with an atomic drop, and then goes and does it again, before finally hitting a reverse DDT into a cover)

 

ONE……..

 

Will: First cover of the match!

 

TWO…….

 

Dean: thanks for pointing out the obvious!

 

(Kickout)

 

Angel: Pimp doesn’t stay down that easily.

 

(Big C gets to his feet, and whips the “living Legend” into the ropes, and hits a tilt-a-whirl powerslam on Pimp. Back in his corner is Magic yelling at Mr Country to make a tag to him)

 

Will: Magic wants in. and in Magics frame of mind nobody is safe, especiawwy Pimp!

 

Dean: Bah, Pimp can handle that hotheaded idiot!

 

(Big C picks up Pimp, and drags him over to his corner, and makes the tag to Magic. Magic jumps over the top rope, and begins to blatantly choke Pimp in his corner with his boot)

 

Dean: Disqualify him!

 

Will: I don’t think I have seen Magic this intense ever before!

 

Ref: one……… two………….. three………. Four……….. five……..

 

(Magic still doesn’t realise the boot form the neck of Pimp, and continues to apply the choke. The Ref eventually pulls Magic off of Pimp, and yells at him that he would have to disqualify him. Meanwhile on the outside Big C is choking Pimp)

 

Will: wooks wike Magic and Big C are on the same page here!

 

Angel: yes unfortunately it does!

 

(Magic picks Pimp out of the corner, and whips him into the ropes. Rex makes a blind tag with Pimp, that Magic doesn’t see, Magic hits Pimp with a spinning heel kick and is quickly on top of Pimp unleashing a flurry of rights, and lefts)

 

Dean: wook at Magic! Pimp isn’t event the legal man!

 

Angel: provs just how much of an evil man he really is

 

Dean: I already knew that!

 

(Rex is in, and kicks Magic around the back of his head to release the punches, that knocks Magic face first to the mat!. Pimp takes the opportunity to escape out of the ring)

 

Will: T-Wex into the action now!

 

Dean: for once T-Rex do something!

 

(Rex picks up Magic, and hits ………..)

 

Dean: Extinction….reverse powerbomb!

 

Angel: My hubby from out of nowhere!

 

Will: T-Wex could have it now!

 

(Rex makes the coveer)

 

ONE………

 

Dean: haha Magic you deserve to loose, after you despicable actions last week!

 

TWO…….

 

Will: surewy it’s over!

 

(Big C lunges into the ring, and breaks up the count by hitting rex with a jumping elbow. Big C, picks up Rex. And throws him over the top rope, and then follows out as them tow begin to brawl outside of the ring)

 

Will: this is quickwy turning into a mass brawl!

 

Dean: gotta love it!

 

(In the Ring Magic stumbles up to his feet, looking a bit dizzy, and from behind Pimp locks in…..)

 

Angel: the Final Choke! (tazmission)

 

Dean: The choke of finality

 

Will: this has got to be over for Magic now!

 

(Pimp begins to pull back applying more pressure to the neck of Magic. Magic falls to his knees, andd eventually egins to tap. But the ref doesn’t call for the bell)

 

Angel: yey hubby and brother have won!

 

Dean: But the wef isn’t cawing for the beww how come?

 

Will; Pimp isn’t the wegaw man, therefore he can not win.

 

(Pimp looks irate, and argues with the ref to make the decision. But the ref stands his ground. On the outside Big C whips Rex into the steal ring post. Pimp runs over, and climbs the top turnbuckle by which they are fighting, and comes off with an axehandle to the back of Big C knocking him to the ground)

 

Dean: Pimp couwd have just saved his partner from even more punshment there!

 

Will: indeed!

 

(Pimp, and Big C begin to exchange blows, and the ref gets to an 8 count counting out Rex, who rolls into the ring, and. Picks up a Magic who pin around into his arm. Rex picks him up into a gorilla press)

 

Will: the “Enforcer” wooking to end it aww with a Carnivores press!

 

Dean: Magic is going to be ended!

 

(Rex goes to turn it into a body slam, but Magic manages to manoeuvre his body and counters with a hurricarina into a cover)

 

ONE……….

 

Will: Magic with a desperate move, couwd it work?

 

TWO……..

 

(Magic grabs hold of the pants to help keep the cover)

 

THREE……….

 

(Ding Ding)

 

Angel: MAGIC JUST USED THE TIGHTS TO WIN!

 

Dean: That should not stand!

 

Will: why oh why has Magic turned to dirt under hand tricks all of a sudden?

 

(Pimp looks into the ring, as Magic has his arm raised by the referee. But he quickly spots Pimp with his head I hi hands, and runs at Pimp, and the chase goes on through the crowd, as Travesty begins to fades off the airwaves)

 

Will: Don’t forget to tune into us next week on Fwiday Night Twavesty!

 

(the show is going off air, as “New Disease” by Spineshank plays once again, Magic turns back and begins to walk back down to the ring)

 

Dean: I guess Magic has given up on chasing Pimp now, but why is he coming back this way?

 

Will: I have no idea!

 

(Magic walks down through the crowd slowly, and climbs over the security rail, and then walks over the commentary table)

 

Dean: Not me again!

 

(Magic grabs Will around the scruff of his neck, and pulls him out of his chair)

 

Will: What the wahh……

 

(Magic picks him up onto his shoulder, and climbs into the ring with Will still on his shoulder)

 

Dean: What’s he doing with Will?

 

(Magic drops Will to the apron fear in his eyes, Magic kicks the back of his knees dropping Will down to his knees, and with one foot standing on the back of them so he is unable to move, and with the other using it to help get a micraphone)

 

Dean: Lets hope that all he wants to do is talk!

 

Magic: Hey Will, Will the man who can’t say thing properly, I heard you at the beginning of the show you don’t think what I was doing to Angel was right do you?

 

(Magic puts the mic down to Will, who still has fear in his eyes)

 

Will: NO!

 

Dean: atta boy, you tell him

 

Magic: well wait here, I have something for you!

 

(Magic goes to the outside and collects his sledgehammer, and slides back into the ring, Fear in Wills eyes is even more visable now)

 

Magic: Awwwwww boo hoo poor Will want to go back and sit down?

 

(Will nods his head yes)

 

Magic: Tough, now Pimp get your arse back out here, as memory serves me right Will was your lackey, so because he is was even seen with you this is what he gets!

 

(Magic drums the head of the sledgehammer to the skull of Will, who then writhers in pain, and the top of his head is busted wide open)

 

Dean: come on leave him alone he’s a commentator he doesn’t belong in the ring!

 

Magic: want to see more do you eh?, Pimp if you want this to stop to your lackey then you better get your arse out here now!

 

(no answer to his Call, and Magic lands another shot to the ribs of Will with the sledgehammer)

 

Magic: last warning Pimp, OUT HERE NOW, or Will gets anilated!

 

Dean: It takes time to get backstage from there you know Magic, you could at least give Pimp sometime to see what’s happening!

 

(again, no answer, and Magic turns to Will, and begins, to just lay into Will sledgehammer shot after Sledgehammer shot, until as Magic is about to lay in a seventh successive sledgehammer shot to Will “Ya don’t see the Signs” by Mark B and Blade begins to play, and back out comes Pimp holding a steal chair, and darts to the ring)

 

Dean: Pimp has come to stop the carnage!

 

(Pimp slides into the ring, and Magic swings with the sledgehammer at Pimp, but Pimp ducks, then suddenly swing, Pimps steal chair goes to the side of the face of Magic, causing Magic to fall to the apron)

 

Dean: Pimp to the saviour!

 

(Pimp kneals down and calls for a paramedics for Will, who is bleeding profusely, the medics come out, and tend to Will, as FNT finally does go off air)

 

Dean: Oh my god will Will be back by next week?

 

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