Fic: Death Eaters At The Malfoy Estate
"Death Eaters At The Malfoy Estate" is an adult Harry Potter satire that takes
place in the late seventies, when Severus Snape worked for Voldemort as a Potionsmater.
It is rated anywhere from R to NC-17.
It's a series, hence the epsiodes.
It's a comedy, hence the funniness.
Fucking read it already.
Episode 1: The Boiler Room
Wherein which Characters are introduced, Potions are made, Ice Cream's like "yay!".
Episode 2: Words, Words, Words
Wherein which Poetry is said, Arms are licked, Coffee is imbibed.
Episode 3: Puppet Mania
Wherein which Naked People are scoped, Puppets do battle, Lifetime Grudges begin.
Episode 4: Brimstone Bridges Everywhere
Wherein which Sexuality is frustrated, Gowns are fitted, Time is traveled.
Episode 5: To Be Someone's Chicken
Wherein which Ryhmes are Spoken, Pants are Worn, The Robot is Danced.
Episode 6: Vomit Green and Sparkly
Wherein which Hats are Worn, Items are Purchased, Secrets are Told.
Episode 7: Bait and Switch
Wherein which Weddings are Attended, Revelations are Attained, Series are Completed.
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