| Quotes |
| (Greenlee tries to access Erica's voicemail.) Greenlee: If you were Erica Kane, what would your password be? Think Greenlee...Queen Bee?...Me, Me, Me?...LaKane? (Bingo, it's LaKane) |
| (After an encounter with Becca.) Greenlee: You know, I know the road to romance is rocky, but this is ridiculous. Leo: You know Greenlee, you should really think seriously about talking to Sven about getting a job at the Glamorama. I mean you do love to rub it in. Greenlee: Well, you're an easy target. Ok, first she wouldn't sleep with you, now she's not talking to you. You're about two encounters away from a restraining order, lover boy. Leo: Look who's critiquing relationships, Miss 'I'll finance Ryan's dreams from afar.' There's a solid foundation. |
| (Greenlee and Leo in Erica's room talking about Becca.) Greenlee: You're wasting your time on Curly Locks. She twists her ringlets a little too tight if you know what I mean. Cuts off blood flow to the brain. |
| Leo: Well, if my research is correct, you and I go about our business in the same way. Are you sure we weren't seperated at birth? We're too much alike. Greenlee: Don't flatter yourself. Oh--wait. I'm sorry. If you didn't do that, who else would? |
| (Greenlee tries to convince Leo to take her to the Crystal Ball) Leo: I thought you were seeing someone. Greenlee: Gram doesn't approve, but the idea of you and me--- Leo: And your man? Greenlee: What he doesn't know--you can finish that sentence. Leo: You're going to fake it with me, Greenlee? Greenlee: Aren't you used to that in a woman by now? |
| (Leo finds out that Greenlee has been comparing him and Jake to ice cream flavors. Leo is vanilla and Jake is rocky road.) Leo: Where do I get off? I just found out that you've been comparing me to your favorite ice cream flavors, Greenlee--and he's the one with nuts! |
| (Leo informs Greenlee that he's visiting a hospitalized Laura.) Leo: She asked to see me. Greenlee: Why? Leo: That's what I'm here to find out. Greenlee: Watch out for chloroform bottles and laundry carts. |