GoAS4CS5DJ1SB2 TJt1Yin1Z2 PMoPeL cLBRs2BG V6s M1w ZTeaGoTeTezExExtExg!! C8op a21(25) n5F b48 H166 g6T??94F mEat@s3& w6T v5R r6BISP p58989ZZ D57!* h5 sMM SmNn k6mtP N1193COEH HzS LusDE5
This cheesy little www interface for Moses's GothdeCoder 3.x was
written by the same Moses . Queer, but true.
Before I can go anywhere, Peter will come all the way from the other side of
the world and bludgeon me about the head with a lawyer if I don't say this:
Peter T. Caffin made the GothCode. You're a fool if you don't consult
his website on the matter. (http://www.omen.com.au/~synic/code/)
Descriptions for GothCode statistics have been changed for purposes of
clarity, or to squeeze them into vaugely grammatical sentences.
(Does not support most )will-be( or ]once-was[ notations)
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[decoding GoAS4CS5DJ1SB2]
I am a Goth of Applied Science (Nursing, Librarian, etc) (AS)
Finished a short-course (2 years or less) (4)
I am a Goth of Computer Science (CS)
Learned it the hard way and I'm now an expert (5)
I am a Goth of DJ'ing (music programming) (DJ)
I'm a half-wit when it comes to this. (1)
I am a Goth of Small Business (SB)
Learned it the hard way and I'm now proficient enough (2)
[decoding TJt1Yin1Z2]
I look like a Jeans'n'T-ShirtGoth (Jt),
I look like an Indy Kid (Yin),
I look like an unclassified sort of Goth (Z),
and I'm recognizably goth 1120% of the time. (112)
[decoding PMoPeL]
I am a MopeyGoth (Mo),
I am a PerkyGoff (Pe),
and I am a LazyGoth (L).
[decoding cLBRs2BG]
My hair is light brown (LBR)
it's currently straight(s)
it's short cropped(2)
on my face you can find a goatee(G), a beard(B), and my nose.
[decoding V6s]
My savior-fare is such that
Er, my sense of humour can sometimes be a bit on the dubious side (6)
and My vulgarity/savior fare rating can swerve to fit the occasion (s)
[decoding M1w]
Music, how do I love thee?
Is there anything at all else to buy??? (1)
I write my own music. (w)
[decoding ZTeaGoTeTezExExtExg!!]
My favourite types of music are
ambient Techno (Tea),
Gothic (Go),
Techno (Te),
other Techno (Tez),
Experimental (Ex),
techno Experimental (Ext),
gothic Experimental (Exg),
and that cannot be
classified by merging music types. Something not at all classified on this list (!!).
[decoding C8op]
I'm so much of a net.goth cyberpunk that
I live for new technology; I am the master at RTFM and can
make sense of the newest of the new and the oldest of the old with ease.. (8)
I am in tune with computer operating systems (o)
I am chemical-properties minded (p)
[decoding a21(25)]
I am 21 solar terran years old
I'm told I appear 25 years old.
[decoding n5F]
I am what I eat.
Eh what? never mind the menu, just gimme something to eat! (5)
I usually live on Takeaways. (F)
[decoding b48]
I'm so out of shape, I lose my breath dancing. (4)
I'm so huge, I'm quite, er, plump. (8)
[decoding H166]
I am 166 centimeters tall, or 5' 5".
[decoding g6T??94F]
I am so goth I know what's what and where enough to look like I know my stuff. (6)
they can tell I'm goth by the way I think and ideas I come up with. (T)
I started in some unrecorded point of 1994
I got into goth because
my friends said it was cool.
[g6T??94F not fully understood:F]
[decoding mEat@s3&]
I have 1 ear piercing (Ea).
[Trying T]
tongue (t)
[Trying @S]
I have tatoos that cover a small portion of my body. (@s)
I don't wear makeup. (3)
I get someone else to do my makeup for me (&)
[decoding w6T]
Have rednecks yelled 'FREAK' out of their pickup trucks at me?
When pressed, I will admit to being strange. (6)
People can tell I'm weird by the way I think
Some of the things that I say can appear really
bizarre. *squik* gronk (T)
[decoding v5R]
Vampires...
I don't know whether or not vampires exist. (5)
I play lots of roleplaying games, etc, that have vampires in them. (R)
[decoding r6BISP]
Aside from churches having terrific archetecture,
I believe in a God, I think. (6)
I like to think that I have a spiritualtiy, which may or
may not conform to a recognised religion. (B)
I have fully investigated all the range of possibilities
and have come to my conclusion on the basis of wide reading and/or
spiritual contemplation. (I)
I believe that I have an immortal soul, that lives on through
Karma or some other soul rebirthing system (S)
I am a bit of a pagan.. My "religion" as such doesn't have a
God/s as its base, but, I do believe that there's something else
that rules our world (eg, the Sun, Moon, planets, Bill Gates, The
Great Tortoise that created the Universe by sneezing it out of its
magic nostril, etc). (P)
[decoding p58989ZZ]
Politics...
I don't mind politics. (5)
There should be no such thing as a "Big Business" that is not
government-owned, but, small co-operative ventures (small shopkeepers,
etc) should be allowed to flourish. (8)
Governments ought to ensure that people experience the most
that personal freedoms can offer, by force if necessary! (9)
I openly support environmental causes and donate to Green Peace. (8)
I am in favour of discrimination to ensure womyn get the best jobs. (9)
[unknown] (Z)
[p58989ZZ not fully understood:Z]
[decoding D57!*]
Recreational drugs.
Contraband stuff
I'm not too keen on it; tho I don't mind how other people view it. (5)
Legal stuff
I wish I could justify the cost to drink more often.. (7)
I would -never- inject. (!)
I ensure that I would only ever toy with legal or illegal drugs
that are not physically addictive. (*)
[decoding h5]
When I'm single I like to
meet goths but their "gothness" doesn't influence their chances. (5)
[decoding sMM]
I am male. (M)
My relationships are monogamous
serious commitment only (M)
[decoding SmNn]
Okay, the part you've been waiting for
I'm married, not dead. (m)
No, I'm -not- available for a (primary) partnership right now,
so don't send me wannas. (N)
No, I'm not available for a one-night-stand or casual sex. Get over it. (n)
[decoding k6mtP]
Would I do it on a plane? Would I do it on a train?
I'll try anything once, often twice! :). (6)
And now a list of the kinky stuff I'm into:
masturbation (m),
[Trying T]
temperature exposure play (eg, melted wax, morgue fridges, sun lamps, etc) (t),
and piercing-based play (P).
[decoding N1193COEH]
I got on the 'net in NewEmbers of 1993.
I am on IRC chat (C)
I am an IRC channel operator (O)
I write on lists distributed by email. (E)
I write publically accessible HTML on my web page. (H)
[decoding HzS]
My home is not classified by the GothCode, because it is that bizarre.
It's a smallish household (one to three people)
[decoding LusDE5]
And should you ever wish to hunt me down,
I can be found in the suburbs (5)
somewhere in DE, United states (us)
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