FrequentlyAsked Questions


Q: We are going to be driving to the church and reception, where can we get gas?

A)  Indiana has MUCH lower gas taxes, so I would suggest getting gas in Indiana.  You can save 20 cents per gallon compared to the Chicago area.

Q: We missed the deadline on getting a discounted rate at the Trump Hotel.  What can I do.

A)  The hotel has extended the discounted room rate, call again, and you should get it.

Q: What is happening after the wedding Saturday night?

A) Since most people are staying at the Trump Hotel, we thought we could hang out at the bar there.  Parking is free.

Q: We are coming from out of town, and we have kids, do you know of any baby sitters?

A)  We have arranged for a few baby sitters to allow you to enjoy the reception.  Contact us for more details.

Q:  The invite says the reception is at 4 p.m., but the directions and web page say it starts at 5, which is it?

A)  The directions/map and web page are correct, the reception starts at 5 p.m.

Q:  If you had a hammer, would you hammer in the morning?

A) Most people sleep in the morning,  so we would probably hammer in evening, all over this land.

Q: Where do you plan on living?

A) Either in the city or the suburbs, we are still working on it.

Q:  Is it true there will be lammas at the reception, can we bring ours?

A) Meyer's castle does have lammas and an ostridge, but I don't suggest you bring yours.  The priest won't like it during the mass.

Q: I'm allergic to lammas, will I be sitting next to one at the reception?

A)  No, the animals are in a pen on the side of the castle, they are not free to roam around.  Dr. Doolittle doesn't live there.

Q: Do you have a dress yet?

A) Kate does have a dress, the groom does not. Not that there is anything wrong with that, the groom feels he should wear a tux instead of a dress. He looks good in a tux, damn good.

Q: Where are you going for a honeymoon?

A)   We are set to go to St. Lucia!!!  Nice, warm, relaxing, Caribbean.

Q: Are you registered anywhere?

A) Yes, we are registered at 3 places, which can be seen here: REGISTRY  thank you for asking.

Q: Am I invited?

A) If you were sent this URL, then you probably have been invited.

Q: If I'm invited, do you want me to come?

A) YES, most definitely!!!

Q: Will the dinner include spam?

A) While Kate and Greg are spam lovers, it will not be included on the dinner menu.  But we will be having a dessert table, which might include spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam wedding cake and spam.

Q: What about twinkies?

A)  We are thinking about using one of the fabulous recipes that are available on the twinkie web site.  The one that makes our lips smack is Twinkie Del Mar.   On a stick!  Careful, no doggie bags.

Q: I received an invite, do I need to return the response card?

A) YES!  It will help us get a total which we will send on to the reception hall.

Q:  We are coming in from out of town, what hotels do you recomend?

A)  We contacted a number of HOTELS, and have reserved rooms at a discount rate at a few.   We plan on going to the bar at  The Trump ourselves, but we are staying elsewhere.

Ask your own questions: Greg

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