Here, I have quotes of all types. Some make you want to laugh, some make you want to cry, and some will leave you speechless with the seriousness of the whole situation they're in. Enjoy, and if I missed your favorite, Send it to me.
"The cookies...are the finest accomplishment of your species!"
"My species?"
"I meant our species."
"You said your species."
"Evidently I am insane. May I go now?"
--Ax speaking to Dr. Duberstein in Megamorphs #4