Before you start reading i must say this story is funny and a crazy and also BiZAar!!  Also you must add 4 things to it which i list, and the list is:

1)  Your Best friends name.
2)  Girl/Boy Friend or Love interest name.
3)  Boss or Teacher name.
4)  An Acquaintance (who has your phone number) name.

Now remember who you put down as those 4 and i'll put like 1 2 3 or 4 where needed to help ya out.  Have fun reading the story!!


         It was a Tuesday night.  My good friend (1)________ was crashing at my place and had already fallen asleep in my bedroom.  I was just about to kick (1)_______ out my fuckin' bed and tell him to go to the living room when some idiot started bangin' on my front door.  I walked down stairs, still half asleep, and opened the door.  Lo and behold, it was (3)________.  I asked, "What the hell are you doing here?"  Lookin' dirty, sweaty, and scared as hell (3)______ said, "I'm fuckin' sorry, but I didn't know where else to go!  Somebody is lookin' for me, and they're gonna kill me if they find me!  You gotta help me!"  So I said, "Fuck it."  I let the weirdo in.  I said, "Before you even explain anything to me, you need to take a shower.  You smell like an anus."  As soon as this freak closed the bathroom door to take a quick shower, my phone rang.  I pick it up.  "Hello?" the voice asked, "Hey what's up?  It's me, (4)_______.  Listen, I hate to call you so late, but I have to tell you something very, very important.  It just can't wait any longer...." Right then I heard another knock on my fuckin' door.  This shit was gettin' crazy.  I told (4)_______ to please hang on for a second, and I ran to the front door.  What the fuck???  It was my babycakes, (2)_______, lookin' pissed as hell.  Before I could say anything, (2)______ yelled, "Where the fuck is (3)_______?!  I'm gonna kill that bitch!!!  I asked, "what the hell happened?"  (2)_______ (whose face was all red from crying and screamin' and shit) said, "I needed to talk to my mom, so I went to go see her a few hours ago.  When I walked inside the house I heard some gigglin' and moanin' and shit coming from my mom's room.  I walked in and somehow (3)_______ was fuckin' my mom!!!  They were 69'n and lickin' each other's buttholes and all that shit!!!  Can you believe that?"  Wow.  I didn't know what to say.  Luckily, (2)______ still didn't know that (3)_______ was chillin' in my fuckin' shower.  I was trapped on the spot.  I quickly told (2)______ to just have a seat on the couch for a second and calm down.  I ran back to the phone where (4)______ was still waiting.  I picked it up and said, "Hey, you ain't gonna believe what's going on here" (4)______ cut me right off and said, "Well you ain't gonna believe what I'm about to tell you....  I don't know any other way than to just say it flat out.  I've been hiding this for a long time....  Here it goes....  Me and (1)______ and in love with each other.  We have been having sex with each other for the last two years, and we both want you in our mix.  We both want to feel your bittersweet ass."  I was like, "WHAT THE FUCK?!?!"  I hung up the phone as fast as I could.  I was completely in shock.  Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, it did.  Suddenly, (2)_______ noticed (3)_______'s fuckin' shoes by the bathroom door.  Before I could say anything, (2)_______ looked right at me pissed as hell and said, "You fuckin' traitor!  Them are (3)_______'s fuckin' shoes right there!  I'll bet that (3)_______ is hiding in your fuckin' bathroom right now!"  (2)______ jumped up, walked over, and kicked in my bathroom door.  Bang!  It was on.  (2)______ snatched (3)_______'s naked ass right up out the shower and nest thing I knew it was a nude wrestlemania right in mu fuckin' living room.  They were swinging and kickin' everywhere, and steady breaking everything around them.  I tried to hide.  I ran into my bedroom and that's when it all got even worst!  As soon as I opened my bedroom door there was (1)______ licking a pair of my underwear while looking at a picture of me on my desk and masturbating all over the floor!  SHIT!!!  Somehow (4)_______ must have been telling the truth.  They must really wanna dig my but out!  FUUUUUUCK!  I ran back where the big-ass fight was still going on with (1)______ steady chasing behind me yellin', "Wait!  I can explain!  It's not what you think!  Fuck it...  I love you!  You don't understand, I fuckin' love you!"  I tried to run out my front door, but I was cut off by (4)______ holding flowers, who must have run right over when I hung up.  Now they were both chasing me around the house, kissing each other, and trying to goose my ass.  Now it was really on.  I had no other choice but to get violent on all these motherfuckers.  I had (3)______ and (2)_______ fighting over (2)______'m mom and destroying my entire house in the process.  Plus (1)______ and (4)______ were both chasing me around the house taking their clothes off and tryin' to fuck me somehow.  I had no choice but to pull out the bat.  At that point, I lost my mind and just started knockin' motherfuckers out.  I was like Babe Ruth in that bitch, steadily crackin' homeruns left and right.  POOOW!  It took like four or five clean shots to the dome to finally knock (4)_______'s think-headed ass out for some reason, but I finally did it.  After everybody was knocked the fuck out and sleeping like lil' baby bitches, I threw 'em all out my fucking front door.  It looked mad funny.  They were all laid out on my lawn, passed out like homeless crackheads.  Then I cleaned up the mess they left inside, and finally went to bed.  What a fuckin' Bizaar night.  Wow.
Just a lil story
This is soon to be shut down forever.  Been up long enough for everyone to see.  Now I am passing on b/c I'm already dead inside and soon to be that way to everyone.  Good Bye yall!!!
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