star reporter Ace Mallone - 08/19/00 22:30:00

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Now defunct late seventies Funk band "Seate and the Geets" will be preforming at the local Owenadome. Following their fateful break up in 1983, the band's members have each recorded highly unsuccessful solo albums such as saxaphonist Musty Feet's epic concept album based on the life of a homeless drunkard entitled "When I wake up in the morning its usually in a gutter someplace" and drummer Sir Joel McStanky's "Stank it up a notch."
Eventually, due to their repetitive unsuccessfulness, the band decided to reunite with front man Greg Seate for 2000's double platinum smash album "I gotz more funk than you gotz missing front teeth."
We recently caught up with Seate on the set of his upcoming video for the single "I can bust the funk like nobody's business."

Ace- How does it feel to be back in the helm of a highly successful funk band?
Seate- Great! I'm really happy to have a chance to ...
Ace- And what of the aligations that the only reason you rejoined the group was to pay off you debt to 10,000GoldNecklacesAroundYourNeck Inc.?
Seate- I really can't comment on that at this time. You see my lawyer...
Ace- And that the album contains subliminal messages to attend home games at the Owenadome?!
Seate- I am in no way affiliated with the Owenadome, it's employees, or clientel. Infact, i'm not even sure...
Ace- Final Answer?
Seate- Hey! What's with you anyway?! Why do you keep interrupting me Fool? Keep it up and I'll connect an Atomic Elbow to you chin any minute now sucka!
Ace- You do and I'll publish this photo of you working as a janitor in the local Dairy Queen during the late 80's!
Seate- DOUBLE BEGONIA!!!! -(KABOOOOM)-
Ace- ...uuuuuugggghhhhhhhhhhhh...
Seate- yeah, that's what I THOUGHT, sucka! Do it again and I'll set Mighty Miller on yo ass!

As you can see, Seate is as fiesty as ever. And if tonight's sell out crowd is any indication, this won't be the last time we see Seate and the Geets grace the stage of the Owenadome. - Ace Mallone.

Raymond Rodriguez - 07/01/00 21:08:53

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Okay, here's the guestbook situation: apparently Geocities decided to change their guestbook format, so as a result, I had to make *another* one. I think this change-over actually occurred a couple of months back, but I wasn't aware of it until I tried to sign the guestbook earlier today! I'm a baron, what can I say? Anyway, the guestbook should be working again, so have at it! You'll notice that I linked the old guestbook at the top of the page, so you can peruse classic entries at your leisure.