From r.a.s.s.:
Before this post, _The Koala_ (the UCSD paper) had only done the lines for SW
and TESB, with other people from the net posting their versions for RotJ.  Well,
they've finally done one for RotJ, and I think it's worth the wait.

I'm reposting the sexually-tilted lines from SW and TESB as a nice build-up.

Enjoy!
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Top Ten Sexually Tilted Lines in "Star Wars IV: A New Hope"
[Reprinted from UCSD's _The Koala_ 10/14/93 issue]

1.  "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."
2.  "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
3.  "Look at the size of that thing!"
4.  "Sorry about the mess..."
5.  "You came in that thing?  You're braver than I thought."
6.  "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
7.  "You've got something jammed in here real good."
8.  "Put that thing away before you get us all killed!"
9.  "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
10. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care *what* you smell!"
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Top Ten Sexually Tilted Lines in "Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back"
[Reprinted from UCSD's _The Koala_ 12/1/93 issue]

1.  "And I thought they smelled bad...on the *outside*!"
2.  "Possible he came in through the south entrance."
3.  "I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like
       that, huh kid?"
4.  "Hurry up, golden-rod..."
5.  "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while."
6.  "But now we must eat.  Cum, good food, cummm..."
7.  "Control, control!  You must learn control!"
8.  "There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
9.  "Size matters not.  Judge me by my size, do you?"
10. "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me!"
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Top Ten Sexually Tilted Lines in "Star Wars VI: Return of the Jedi"
[Reprinted from UCSD's _The Koala_ 4/6/94 issue]

1.  "Rise, my friend."
2.  "Open the back door!"
3.  "Hey, point that thing somewhere else!"
4.  "It's just a dead animal..."
5.  "Not bad for a little furball."
6.  "How can they be jamming us if they don't know we're coming?"
7.  "Come here, I won't hurt you.  You want something to eat?"
8.  "Keep on that one, I'll take these two"
9.  "I want you to take her.  I mean it, take her!"
10. "I don't think the Empire had wookies in mind when they designed her,
       Chewie."

Thanks to Steve Mah <steve@phrtayl0.ucsd.edu> for forwarding these to me!