Top Ten Nightmares of Star Wars Fans:                                           
                                                                                
10. Being promoted to Admiral in the Imperial Navy.                             
 9. Enterprise winning vs. Star Destroyer                                       
 8. Soundtrack for new movies features New Kids on the Block, Michael           
    Bolton and Snoop Doggy Dogg.                                                
 7. Three words: Ewok love scenes.                                              
 6. Major plot point of new movies involves a white Bronco.                     
 5. Rancor moves like King Kong (hmmm...wait a minute...)                       
 4. Spanish Armada winning vs. Star Destroyer                                   
 3. "If you strike me down I will become more powerful than you--oooh,          
Donut."                                                                         
 2. Jabba the Gimp                                                              
 1. Five words: Howard the Duck: Special Edition