For those of you who don't read conf SPLEEN, here is Steve Johnson's            
list of why Han Solo is cooler than Luke Skywalker:                             
                                                                                
1)   Han spends a long time in Carbonite and comes out shooting; Luke            
      gets cold and acts like he's got cancer
2)  Han's best frind--an ass-kicking Wookie; Luke's--a trashcan  
3)  (comparing ships to cars) Han had an old Buick; Luke had a faggy sportscar.	
4)  Luke  never once got laid during the whole trilogy  
5)    Han's enemies--every bad guy in the galaxy; Luke's--his daddy   
6)  Han just needed  a  laser--he didn't have to use the force like some pansies we               
    could mention 
 7)  When spending the weekend with Luke's family(aunt & uncle) you have to herd space cattle and shit; Hans friends (Lando)--you get turned over to Vader.  
8)Han never once tried to sleep with his own sister 
9)  Harrison Ford--Han Solo, Indian Jones,  Patriot Games, The Fugitive, etc.; Mark Hamil--Luke Skywalker,  VOICE of the Joker, some bad movie with Kristy McNichol;
 10) Han never once flew to a swamp to hang out with a wrinkled muppet   with Fozzy Bear's voice and a bad grasp of grammar.