I FIRST GLANCED THROUGH THE AWESOME WEBSITE LUCHAPORN UNDER CARLO SCAREY'S ADVICE, AND I FOUND MYSELF HELLISH ENTERTAINED BY THE COOL PICTURES, THE WRESTLING RANTS, THE BLOOD AND THE HOT TEENAGE PUSSIES THESE GUYS LIVE FOR... SHORTLY AFTER MY MAILBOX WAS HIT BY THE DEMO CD FROM THEIR BAND, PETER BUILT AND THE SUPERMEN... IT WAS LOVE AT FIRST SOUND!! THEIR MELODIC BUT RUDE PUNK ROCK MAYHEM REALLY GREW UP ON ME DAY BY DAY, UNTIL I DECIDED TO DROP THE BAND A FEW QUESTIONS TO MAKE 'EM "WORLDWIDE KNOWN". HELL, I CAN RECOGNIZE A GREAT BAND WHEN I HEAR ONE!! LUCKILY ENOUGH, SENSEI PETER BUILT ANSWERED ME THE WAY I WANTED, OR BETTER REALLY FUCKIN' HILARIOUS!!! C'MON, READ THE INTERVIEW, HAVE FUN AND ASK 'EM FOR THEIR AMAZING MUSIC!!!

GD- So introduce the band to the unaware readers...
The Rock Supremacy band is made up of Sensei PeterBuilt Almighty on vocals, of course, The Quintessential Brunette Beefcake Jimmy Alldick on guitar, The Dashing Dictator Richard Hiltier on Bass and Lil' Duce Scott Hung on the Drums. When we started it was with the idea of bringing our obsession with sex and violence to the rock fans who have been starved for this kind of quality music. We also decided that our stage shows should be spectaculars that featured nudity and violence and all other types of entertainment that true rock fans demand. So, in summation, we are out to offend the mainstream, entertain the underground, and score hot young chicks!!

GD- What about the Canadian leaf with the number 14 inside of it?? You should also move to Italy if it's the consent that matters...
Maybe we should move to Italy!! What is the age of consent there?? Any younger than 14 and shit starts to get a little creepy doesn't it? But the Maple Leaf logo came about when a band from Canada called Riot 99 heard my version of the Canadian National Anthem where I said it was legal to "give 15 year olds the bone." They wrote me and let me know that the actual age of consent was 14. I looked it up on the internet at ageofconsent.com and I thought that that was a fair and just age of consent law. So, I decided that using the Maple Leaf and putting the age you can fuck some guys daughter legally in Canada would definitely offend a lot of people once they realized what it meant... that and the fact that a lot of Americans... especially wrestling fans...as we are... hate Canucks. And we get off when people hate us so we do what we can do draw heat.

GD- What are your main influences?
I think a lot of our musical influence comes from bands like GG Allin, The Mentors, Kill Allen Wrench, Chaos 88 and bands like that. Bands that say shit that is either hilarious or saying shit that others won't say. Everybody in the band likes different kinds of music but I would say we are mostly a melodic punk band. But we like HC, Black Metal, RAC, Outlaw and roots country and a lot of other stuff. The other things that influence us are porn, strippers, Hardcore wrestling like ECW, XPW and all the stuff from Japan, No Holds Barred/ MMA fighting, hardcore reality videos and violent shit like that

GD- Where do you get the chicks to dance and strip while you're playing? Is Springfield a bitch-city or what?
First of all, Springfield is a white trash pile of horse shit. It is a terrible place filled with genetic garbage of all types and sizes. I would suggest that everyone steers clear of Springfield. On the other hand that is also a blessing as it is fairly easy to find chicks that are down on their luck enough to do whatever sexually on camera or stage for the right amount of money or drugs. It is also pretty easy to find girls willing to dance on stage if you hang out with enough strippers and shit. They all think it is a lot of fun to be in front of guys cheering for them and moshing around. It is a rush for them unlike what they get at the nudie bar where the guys are just sitting around and clapping every once in a while.

GD- Tell us something about LUCHAPORN and the C4...
Luchaporn is a zine that was started as a way to promote C-4, our friends and shit we like. C-4 was a band that I was in a few years ago with some other guys that ended for lack of direction and talent. But the name stuck and it just became a crew name and everyone involved in the band is still in the crew today. The direction of the zine has always been the same... to promote ourselves as well as Rock, Wrestling and Porn! All the shit we love.We put out a few print copies of the zine that were highly praised and then we started a website where we put a lot of the content from the zines online. We, then, started adding a lot more content to the website like interviews and articles, updates on Luchaporn events such as NHB fights, parties and concerts and most importantly we put up a ton of free porn. Like we anticipated, and hoped for, people either love it or hate it and we get a lot of feed back both ways.

GD- Ok so you're all wrestling geeks... ok tell me what are the best fighters around today and what do you think of that shit that passes for wrestling here on the italian TV, the WWF... and one last thing, if I'm not wrong i saw on the website some of you guys are fighters...
I wouldn't use the word "geek" so much as "students of the game." But, yes we do like wrestling a lot. But, wrestling and fighting are very different.... a lot of fighters in Japan do pro wrestling but one is an actual sport and one is a performance that looks sort of like fighting. If you are asking me who the best "fighters" are today I would have to say first Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira, the Pride Heavyweight Champion has to be the best. Tito Ortiz has to be considered in the tops after his devastating beating of Ken Shamrock. I am also a huge Sakuraba fan. You can also add in Wanderlei Silva up there and if Frank Shamrock is to come back he could make a lot of things very interesting. If you want to talk about the best performers in pro style wrestling... and I would ad that I do like the WWF but it is like a mainstream version of wrestling that is very tame a lot of times but still entertaining... Kurt Angle is fucking awesome. He is hilarious doing promos and puts on great matches. Chris Jericho and Chris Benoit are also both great. But, I prefer more underground violent wrestling and there is a lot of it. Before he was paralyzed Hayabusa was one of the greatest in my opinion. Vic Grimes, Angel, and other guys in Xtreme Pro Wrestling do insane shit that has to be seen to be believed. That company is also owned by one of the premier porno companies in the USA Extreme Associates... so there is a good wrestling/ porn crossover there. And yes.... some of us do fight competitively and we also do "worked" deathmatches as well. Both of the Provin boys have competed professionally in NHB matches with Sugar Ray being the most accomplished and we consider him to be the Luchaporn Champ right now as he trains everyday in stand up, strinking and ground and submissions shit. I wrestled through high school, have trained in Judo and some karate which is pretty much useless. We all get together, especially when the weather is good, and workout together going over throws and chokes etc...

GD- So Rocco is nasty...at least that's what I heard on your CD. What do you think of the ol' hard italian way??
Rocco is a fucking God. He is a role model like no other. Unfortunately not many of us are blessed with his looks AND giant weiner. He can get the hottest young Polish and Czech sluts to do the dirtiest shit and make them love doing it. Even girls love watching Rocco work his magic in the videos. Most of the time the guys in porn just turn off chicks but he seems to be attractive enough that girls want to see him do his thing and that is good for us guys when trying to get a girl hyped up for a good ol rough in-out session. If all Italian guys fucked like Rocco I would think that every baby born in the world would be at least half-Italian! I try to throw down "Italian style" every time now and it seems to work like a charm.

GD- You dress like nazis with the Maple Leaf instead of a swastika, have you ever been lynched for this? I think it's a very funny stage approach.
We can never be lynched.... We are Supermen! We woulld roll over any opposition like the panzer divisions rolled over Poland!! Actually, we think that it is very funny too. A lot of bands have done it in the past and we are just one in a long line. We know that a lot of people are automatically offended by it... like they have been conditioned to be and that is funny to us. The sheep types are always looking to be offended and we are willing to offend them. Its hilarious how many "nazi" comments we get from people who only see the uniforms. They seem to be able to overlook a naked guy and a sexual predator in the same picture and just see brown shirts and armbands. Not to mention that a "nazi" regime probably wouldn't allow the type of debauchery that we promote all over the place. But, They just prove to us their ridiculous nature with every comment they make.

GD-What do you think of animal porn? And scat stuff?
I think it is hilarious. The sickest part of the whole thing though is the how hot some of the girls who are willing to fuck animals and eat shit now are. It is unbelievable. All types of porn have gotten a lot harder and more explicit and everybody is pushing the boundaries but it used to be that only the grossest looking chicks would be seen doing scat or beast. But now, in regular porn you have supermodels and so just the really hot chicks are relegated to doing all the shit that only nasty bitches would do in the past. the question is what does that leave the really ugly chicks to do? maybe snuff?

GD- Tell me some funny or scary gigstories...
Most of our gigs... the actual show part looks chaotic but is actually pretty well planned out as to what is going to happen at each time so during the show not much out of the ordinary happens but a lot of times after we play or at the after parties some good shit happens. We will be putting out some videos of that shit when I figure out how to edit it properly. But, recently, we were a show with our friends the band Hearts of Darkness and a couple of other really shitty Limp Bizkit type bands. Apparently one of the bands was talking shit on HOD saying that they sucked and shit like that. The guitar player from Hearts of Darkness decided that that was not too cool and went up and ripped the bass players strings off his guitar while they were playing. The bassist took his guitar off and swung it baseball bat style and hit the HOD guitar player. So, of course, the battle was on as the Supermen and HOD stormed the stage and decimated this shitty shitty band 4 songs into their set. Needless to say the show wasover and we marched triumphantly to another bar and watched drunk punk rock chicks dyke out for their glorious warrior heroes!

GD- Wow!! Punk rock chicks dyking!! Well I'm always surprised about how slutty american girls can be... why in your opinion? Is something we have to add to our food maybe?
Well... I can't really say that our girls are that much sluttier by experience because the only foreign girls I have met have been ones visiting here. But, I will say that, from my experience American girls are really open sexually and becoming moreso. I think that it has a lot to do with the fact that a lot of our media focuses on sex and it obviously sells and girls don't think its bad to want to get fucked anymore. It used to be that girls were brought up to be lady like and shit and now everything goes and they aren't embarrassed to admit that they like cock and a lot more of them also seem to be enjoying pussy as well which is good for us guys who are into threesomes and Roman orgy type situations. As far as punk chicks making out goes.... it is very fashionable and trendy for "alternative" type girls to make out and shit here. I guess they think they are shocking people. But I'm not complaining.

GD- Future plans: recordings, pregnancies, fighting, whatsoever...
As far as the future of The Supermen goes... I think we are just determined to take over the world and reinstate a glorious Roman type government with me as the Caesar, of course. In the short term, however, we are going into the studio two weeks from the date of this interview to finish up our first full length CD which should totally rock AND max. And we have some live shows lined up for the band, Sugar Ray will be continuing to fight in No Holds barred events and we will be there to support him, and Luchaporn will hold its annual Circus Spectacula in St Louis this year in August and we are planning to have Kill Allen Wrench headline with us and The Mentors and maybe a couple of other surprises and tons of strippers and fetish shit going on. It should be an evening of filthy fun for all! But no pregnancies EVER. We like our girls to remain nice, tight and dirty for as long as possible.

GD- Ok tell whatever you want to our readers and we're finished.
Thanks To the Mighty Monkey Motherfucker for the interview and we hope that the stuff we are doing is entertaining to Garbage Dump readers and that you will be interested in checking us out more in the future. Hail Sensei and Long Live Teen Pussy!!

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