*Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru glare at each other* Maury: “I’ve just been informed that Jaken has a secret to tell both of you. Whoo! This is our most bizarre show ever!” *Maury randomly throws his shoes into the audience* *all eyes are on Jaken* Jaken: “I’m…I’M PREGNANT! And one of you may be the father!!!” Inuyasha: “Ok…even I’M freaked out now. I’m getting out of here. Is Kikyo still back stage? She’ll take me back, she’s desperate.” Maury: “I think I can still hear her shouting from back there somewhere.” Sesshoumaru: “I’m leaving too…this relationship is getting too serious for me. I fear commitment!” *Sesshoumaru follows Inuyasha to the back stage area. Maury and Jaken are now alone on the stage.* Maury: “I think that’s it for today’s show! Join us next time, when we find out who the father of Jaken’s child is! It’s either: Inuyasha, Sesshoumaru, me, a head of cabbage or our stage manager. See you tomorrow  everybody!” *Maury’s ending music plays, the audience leaves. The stage goes dark.* Kikyo: “Can anyone hear me? ….I’m still back here. Inuyasha left with Maury’s shoes and forgot about me! I'm…I'm still strapped to the chair, and….I have to go to the bathroom…”
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