Kikyo: “Shut up Maury, or I‘ll seal you to a tree!”
Maury: “Get her out of here.”
*Kikyo is taken backstage.*
*The security guy holding Kagome lets her go and she finally sits down.*
Kagome: “Whoo…sorry, I think I got a little carried away!” *smile*
Inuyasha: “Just a little…”
Maury: “I’ve just been informed that Kikyo has been drugged…I mean calmed down…and is now listening from backstage. Now, Inuyasha, please answer the question Kikyo brought you here to answer: Who do you love? Kikyo or Kagome? Please answer now.”
*the audience falls silent. All eyes are on Inuyasha.*
Inuyasha: “The…The truth is…I’ve…I’VE BEEN SEEING SOMEONE ELSE FOR MONTHS!”
Audience: *gasp!*
Kagome: “WHAT!?! Who? Who is it? You can’t be serious!”
*Kikyo is heard shouting from backstage: “Oh, OH they are SO sealed to a tree the minute I get un-strapped from this chair!” *
Inuyasha: “It just so happens I brought him here today.”
Kikyo and Kagome: “HIM?!?!”
Maury: “Then let’s bring him out!”
*the audience and Kagome anxiously look toward the door. It slowly opens….. and Jaken steps out*
Audience: “………”
Kagome: “……….”
Maury: “………”
Inuyasha: “Jaken!”
Jaken: “Inuyasha-sama!”
*They run into each other’s arms. Inuyasha picks Jaken up and hugs him*
Maury: "Well...uh, I think we need to go to commercial break now!"
COMMERCIAL BREAK <------click it!
Maury: "And we're back. Inuyasha has just revealed a shocking secret! He's been secretly seeing someone else for quite a while now."
Kikyo: “Who is it? Why Isn’t anyone telling me!?! Hello!?!”
*Inuyasha carries Jaken back to his chair. Jaken sits in his lap. Inuyasha puts Jaken’s tiny cap on one of his ears.*
Maury: “Ahem…so…uh, this is…”
Inuyasha: “This is Jaken. We're deeply in love.”
*they stare into each other’s eyes*
Kagome: “I think I’m going to be sick!”
Inuyasha: “I KNEW you couldn’t accept our relationship!”
Kagome: “What does HE have that I don’t!?!”
Inuyasha: “Jaken is kind and sweet and has a great sense of style!” *Inuyasha points to the tiny hat* “And he’s soooo handsome!
*suddenly, commotion is heard outside the stage door. A voice yelling “I don’t care if I’m not allowed in! The love of my life is in there!” is heard*
*Sesshoumaru bursts through the door*
Jaken: “Sesshoumaru-sama!”
Sesshoumaru: “Jaken! I can change! Don’t desert me for HIM!”
Inuyasha: “He’s MY little green freaky guy now, Sesshoumaru!”
Kagome: “…..I can’t even tell you how wrong this is. I need to leave. Now.”
Maury: “Where are you going? This is just getting good!” *Maury scoots forward in his chair*
*Kagome glares at Maury and leaves*
Kikyo: “Everyone forgot about me! Let me go right now! No one is paying attention to me!!!!”
Jaken: “Inuyasha-sama, Sesshoumaru-sama…it’s ALL GOOD! There’s enough Jaken for everyone!”
Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru: “I won’t share you with anyone!”
