Help! My Boyfriend is cheating
on me with my Reincarnation!!!
READ THIS FIRST
Since I got a lot of positive feedback from the first “Maury” thing I did, and since Kitty sent me such a great idea for another topic, I’ve decided to write another one. Enjoy!

If you have any funny topic ideas,
let me know! Also, if you would like to write your own funny thing and send it in, I'll put it up in my humor section.

Ok, first a little explanation. If you've never seen a daytime talk show, you probably won't find this very funny. It would be best if you've seen Maury, but pretty much ANY talk show will do just fine.This is a pretty clean story, but there are some brief mentions of homosexuality (but don't worry, it's NOTHING explicit), and some other things. But you won't find anything here that you wouldn't see in a PG or maybe a PG-13 movie.

A single * indicates an action that is going on. for instance: *audience claps*

Oh, and just to help you visualize this better, here's
what Maury looks like. Just in case you didn't know! ^_^
*Maury’s “beginning of the show” music plays and Maury walks out on stage wearing another one of his blue-gray sweaters* *the audience claps*

Maury: “Hello everyone, and welcome to the show! Today’s topic is “Help! My boyfriend is cheating on me with my reincarnation!!!” Now, we’ve done this topic many times before, but I don’t think we’ve ever heard such a sad story to accompany it. Let’s welcome our first guest, Kikyo!”

*Kikyo walks out on stage. She sits next to Maury*

Maury: “Welcome to the show, Kikyo. It’s good to have you with us.”


Kikyo: “It’s good to be here, Maury.”


Maury: “Now Kikyo, you have a pretty sad story to tell us, don’t you?”

Kikyo: “Yes I do Maury. It’s a very long and tragic story.”


Maury: “…..Our show is only an hour long Kikyo, do you think you could give us the short version?”

Kikyo: “Ok, well, long story short, I was recently revived after 50 years of being dead. I go looking for my old boyfriend, and when I finally locate him, I find out he’s cheating on me with my reincarnation!”


Maury: *shocked expression* “Really?”

Kikyo: “Yes Maury. You leave for a measly 50 years, and your man forgets all about you.”

Maury: “That’s terrible.”


Kikyo: “Yes Maury. But even more terrible, he says he still loves me.”

Maury: “Isn’t that a good thing?”


Kikyo: “No Maury! He says he loves both of us! One moment he’s kissing ME, the next he’s holding hands with HER! I’m here to tell him that he needs to decide which one of us he wants once and for all!”

Maury: “Let’s bring him out! Welcome Inuyasha everybody!”

*Inuyasha walks out onstage amidst “Booos” from the audience. He sits next to Kikyo.*


*Woman in the audience stands up*


Woman: “If that were MY man, I would leave his sorry a**!”

*audience claps and screams.*


Maury: “Ok everyone, calm down. Inuyasha, do you know why you’re here?”

*Inuyasha looks at Kikyo with an “uh oh” kind of look*

Inuyasha: “I…think so…”

Maury: “Kikyo has something she needs to ask you. Go ahead Kikyo.”

Kikyo: “Inuyasha you have to choose, once and for all. Do you love ME, or that stupid girl?!”


Maury: “Wait, Inuyasha. Before you choose, let’s bring out that stupid girl. Come on out, Kagome.”


*Kagome walks out on stage. She runs past Inuyasha and slaps Kikyo.*


Inuyasha: “Why did you do that?”

Kagome: “I don’t know…that’s what girls always do on these talk shows, isn’t it?”


Kikyo: “How dare you slap me?!”


Kagome: “Sorry, I thought you had a huge, ugly bug on your head, but it was just your FACE!”


*Kikyo throws herself at Kagome. They roll around on the ground fighting until a couple of security guys run up and tear them apart. The security guys hold them several feet apart. Kikyo and Kagome struggle to get free.*
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