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Please be sure to include your e-mail adress and site URl, if avalible, as well as your name....!

God knows I need the Ideas here! make sure it's FUNNY!

Lately, I've been getting some pretty sick ones....too sick to post, in fact...

Yes, some of these are sick, but no more sick than typical slapstick humour.

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How to Kill an Iris....

Here is the list, my fellow Iris-Haters! Be sure to contribute some if you wish to!

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51. Load the newest version of Windows on her and watch her crash four times a
day! --Thanks to Proto Man X

52.Tell her to pull Duo Maxwell's [From Gundam Wing] braid.. and watch her get
stomped on by Deathscythe Hell. ^^ Thanks to Rika

53. Arm yourself with a bazooka and tell Iris that you two are going on a nice quiet trip to Kansas. She'll see just how quiet it REALLY is when an angry mob of hics get hungry. You'll have the bazooka=) Thanks to Neko-Chan

54. If the thing STILL won't die, shoot her with the bazooka. Thanks to Neko-Chan

55. Keep it simple and sweet-SHOOT HER AGAIN! Thanks to Neko-Chan

56. Tell Iris, Washu needs help in her lab. Since Washu is such a dear, you can watch the fun as she fries Iris in various experiments. Thanks to Neko-Chan

57. Shooting her IS fun=) Thanks to Neko-Chan

58. Techno(y'know the little kid hacker from RMX?)is getting bored and he needs to hack into something new. Give the good child some candy and suggest that he put some virus in Iris(hey, that rhymed!) Thanks to Neko-Chan

58.Tell her to dress up like sephiroth and attack cloud.>^,,^< (Thanks to Kitty)

59. Tell Zero that Iris and X slep together, and they were laughing to themselves off at Zero as
they had sex, then just sit down and watch as Zero slices her with the saber (Sorry if I worded it wrong. Thanks to Usagi-Chan )

60.)Teach her how to play "Wonderbomb"

61.)Simple:A room(Locked),Iris dress up as Ash,and a Very Pissed off Mewtwo! (Thanks to Ivy Chan)

 

62. Well just ask Shinji to let you use the EVA-01 and instead of you, put Iris
in the entry plug. Watch as the EVA-01 goes berseck and destroy Iris in it's
own attempts to get rid of it's own head.(I'll be sorry for the poor EVA-01) (Thanks to Usagi Chan)

 

63. Tell Iris to go with Dynamo in a date.And make Iris kiss the
poor mercenary in his sweet mouth.Just watch as Dynamo sends her in a shuttle
to Uranus with a timebomb ready to explode as soon as it reaches Uranus's
earth. (Dynamo:WHAT!! WHY ME!! IT'S NOT FAIR!! USE LIFE-SAVER FOR YOUR CRAZY
METHODS!! -- ME:Oh don't worry I'll pay a lot of money. --Dynamo-uh? Money?! OK I'll do it)(Thanks to Usagi Chan)

 

64.Have her go and attempt to touch Heero's gun. Omeo
O-koruso! (Thanks to Sailor Shadow)

65. Have her insult Nataku. KISAMA! (Thanks to Sailor Shadow)

 

66. Convince her the Mamoru (Darien) is really Zero with
his hair cut and dyed. Watch as both Usagi and
Chibi-Usa beat the living daylights out of her. (Thanks to Sailor Shadow)

67. Have her go up to Quatre and say that she's one of his
sister. What as he goes insane and shoots her in the
head. (Thanks to Sailor Shadow)

68. Have her go to the circus that Trowa works at, and
insult the lion. What as the enrage Trowa lays the
smack-down on her. (Thanks to Sailor Shadow)

69. One word: SPAM (Thanks to Mandy)

70. Give her a 'tour' of the recycling plant. (Thanks to Mandy)

 

71. Tell her to insult Quatre in front of his 29 older sisters and 40 Maganac Command members and watch as his siters tear her to pieces and the Maganacs use thier Mechs on her. ^-^ ( I hope I spell that right ) (Thanks to GQSammy) (This list sure does have a lot of Gundam Wing refrences, don't it?)

72. Bring her to a 1x2 meating dressed as relina and have her Say "Heero is mine!" Watch the fun ^-^ (Thanks to GQSammy)

73. Bring her to a relena-haters club dressed as Relena! ^-^ (Thanks to GQSammy)

73. Heck, Bring her to an Iris-Haters club and Join in the fun! >:D (Thanks to GQSammy)

74. Bring her to the bad part of New York and have her scream "East side sucks!" run. (Thanks to GQSammy)

75. Bring her to a Raiders game and have her insult them. Watch the chaos. (Thanks to GQSammy)

 

76. Dress her up like Osama bin Laden. Nuff said! (Thanks to Zero-Kun)

 

77.Convince her to kill Gohan, Goten, Bra, Trunks and Marron and watch her get the crap beat out of her by Chi Chi, 18 and Bulma. *And maybe Veggie, Goku and Kulilin :)* (Thanks to Sapphie)

 

78.Get her to prance around Capsule Corp. yelling "Vegeta sucks, Vegeta sucks" and watch her get killed by Vegeta,Trunks,Bulma and Bra. Weeeee! (Thanks to Sapphie)

 

79.Let her be Heero Yuys target practice >:) (Thanks to Sapphie)

 

80.Put her on DBZ and make her say she's stronger then Vegeta. Grab a bag of popcorn and have fun (Thanks to Sapphie)

 

81.Make her diss Chaotzu and watch Tien kill her. (Thanks to Sapphie)

 

82. Make her diss Puar and watch Yamcha kill her *Oh, that'd be sweeeeet* (Thanks to Sapphie)

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Please be sure to contribute to this demonic list Here!.Please remeber to give me your name. =3

 

**Note**I meant to get this out to everyone earlier, but please, if you send in something, witty is wanted, not sick. This is only as a joke. Don't try these at home or anywhere else, for that matter.

 

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