| Let's just say one morning, you're sittin' in the kichen, eatin' some breakfast of something, and you reach over to get the milk from across the table. You grab the carton and turn it to the side to check out the expiration date, when you see one of these--------------------------->>>>>> |  |
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The caption at the bottom of the photograph of the obviously zonked-out kid reads "Have you seen me?" You awnser to yourself , your mouth now filled with Kix and chuckling heartily to the diner adjacent from you "Well,obviously the hell not...Damn milk companies wanna know every friggen' thing about ya." Ferget your sorry problems. Who (Or what) is this on the milk carton?? Let's investigate, shall we? Apparently, this boy/girl/hermaprodite/lawn mower has no identity in life, and spends her/his/its time with some sunflowers (Note vaugely the background.). It also has a horsey. Apparently also, during a daily riding lesson, the horsey either A. Ran away with the child, thus kidnapping it B. During a riding lesson, the horsey and the child-thing made plans to run away, or C.The child decided that the horsey should ride it instead, and, at the horsey's mounting of the child, the child ran away with the horsey, thus kidnapping the horsey and making themselves a potential star on America's Most Wanted. People would probably doubt "C", but all in all, there was a horsey involved. Looking at the child-thing's coat, it was probably working as a bellhop at McDonalds or something like that. So? Who (Or what) do YOU think it is? Have you seen this child on the street? In your car? With your horse!? Keep a look out for the child (And the horse!)! They may be armed and dangerous...(The horse; the horse!)! |
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