The Girrlz of Gundam Wing

(Not to be confused with that site I hear about)

 Well, well, well! Whop diddy! Look who's here again! It's you! A Gundam Wing fan! (Or another victim.)

 Relena Peacecraft(prev. Darlian)

Nicknames: Trippy Dippy/Nutsy Futsy/Scarry Larry /Heero with a wig and a dress.

Possibly the most insane character in the show. She's obsessed with peace and Heero. (Scary part is, she LOOKS like Heero.) Contradictory to her belifs, she WILL shoot someone in second. She helped Une kill her father unintentionally (No, Une didn't trick her, Relena's trippyness threw Une off, and she, well, her pappy wemt kaboomies.)

Supposedly emperess of the world, she finds out her rank after her pappy croaks.

Personally, if the world were ruled by a off the wall bat like her, I'd try my best to save it from her wrath.

 

Hrmn....She's obsessed terribly with Heero, mad about wanting to own him for her own sick pleasures. Aren't her dogs and schoolyard groupettes enough?

 

I think Dorothy needs to make a companion out of Relena, hint, hint.

Hilde Scheibeiker

Nicknames: Babe in Toyland Reject/Duo's Puppy-like sidekick/ That boy in pink

Hilde is just.....well....I don't know what Hilde is. We said paperweight last week, but that's another story. I really think she's a male.

Hilde is Duo's best good friend. She met him while arresting him. They turned out to have the same objective, and bam-diddy-dong, they be freinds. Hilde's always seen in the show, wearing some doofy pink and purple outfit (which makes her look like a freakish doll thing) with a big pink hat the size of a mutated pufball fungus I tripped on once in a feild outback.

Hilde, in my opinion, is cute to some extent, but I couldn't picture her naked, you know? (It just dosen't fit for some reason.) I could, however, picture her with a 12-gauge and a couple of uzis. She seems like the cool violent type...Or, at least, she'd LOOK like she'd be. (Actually, she looks like a cute lil' boy...Oddish. ).

It's obvious she has some sort of crush on Duo (Be it brotherly love or "I wanna hump the skins of your shins" type.). It's cute, really (Although I can't picture the two together.)

Hilde, in her own, sweet lil' way, is scary. With her hermaphrodidic features and her violent haircut (Which will never be as violent as Trowa's), and innocent demeanor make her a good candidate for a Carrie 3.

Fun fact: Did you know "Scheiber" was German for targeter? Well, it also means bread slicer. That might explain that behaunkus loaf of bread she weilds on occasion.

(Unless her last name is "Scheidebeiker...That means it does something with vaginas...)

 Cathrine Bloom

Nicknames: Boozy

The acrobat, knife-throwing gypsy lady and stand-in sister for Trowa, Cathrine is always hard for me to explain.

Personally, I don't know much about her. All I know is that she has these oogly eyes that make her look spifflicated (Hence the alias "Boozy") and scare the hell out of me.

I've noticed her doing very few things on the show, besides performing. One of her dayly activities is cooking bad food. She makes bad coffee (Or, as the Western Trowa pronounces it "Jaaeh-vah", not "Jauwh-vuh") that's probably raw sewage, and two kinds of soups: Blood and dog bone soups (The red one with white lumps), and Phlegm soup (The white one).

 

Cathy, honey, one thing: Don't quit your night job.

Damn, just looking at her makes ME wanna quit my night job!

 Dorothy Catolonia (Or something)

Nicknames: RUN! / Spank me!

This must have been where Sissy Spacek went after Carrie. This has got to be the most sickest, twisted, hellacool character I've ever met. Very obsssed with Relena,she contradicts everything the "Angel of Peace" belives in. She's a nice person, really, but her ideals make her seem bad. She likes war and mean stuff like that.

I-I don't know why, but I think her and Relena make a good couple...erk...

I have nothing much else to say about Dorothy. Miss Catolonia can speak for herself.

 

Abrupt Tide: Wouldn't be cute if Dorothy had a gundam named Toto, and they went to Oz to see Treize, the Wizard of Oz? Wouldn't it? WOULDN'T IT? IT WOULD!

 Lucrezia Noin

Nicknames: That man that hangs around Zechs

Lucy isa very (Yeah, I called her LUCY! I don't feel like typing...oh...well, yeah I could type Noin, couldn't I?) beautiful character (On the inside. She ain't far from being in Hilde's range with the body.). She's the ninth Gundam pilot (Since "noin" is a variant of the German "neun") and kicks cool ass with Capricorn and that other blue one...uhmn..Soap Box Leo or something.

Noin is Zechs's(Milliardo or Me-lardo or somethin') best good friend and assistant and stands by him like a best good friend. She also acts as a guardian to Relena (Relena probably got her to teach her a few things or somethingofanudder, ifyaknowwhaddimean.). Noin is very cool, and stuff. Yeah, stuff.

 

Fun Fact: If you listen to the song "1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10 Barbie Dolls" by Pizzicato 5, Noin sounds almost like the lady reciting the English numerals....Strange, but true...somewhat.

Colonel  Saint Anne Une/ Lady Une

Nicknames: Oh, GODDESS! *thunka-thunka-thunka*

Possibly, in my opinion, one of the most sexy Women in the series (And most of them barely touch sexy. Cute, yes, beautiful, yes, but sexy....nah-huh.). If it were to be based on actual translation, she'd be the first pilot (since "Une" means one and all). But, she is the tenth, and she kicks major, MAJOR ass.

Sadly, she suffers from a sever case of split personality syndrome. (I'll post a pic of St. Une later. You see Lady Une here.). Treize loves her (or admires her, whatever) and that's cool, and she, no doubting doobbedly, loves Crazy Treizy.

 

Man, I wish I could be Une.

 Sally Po

Nicknames: AHH!

I don't know much about Sally besides her being a 19 year old doctor. I know one thing, though: She scares me. Noin has a crush on her. How cute.

 Mariemeia Krushenada

 

Uhmn, I don't have a pic of her. Sorry. Actually, my dog at it. Can I pass go and collect $200?