***This MSTing is by penname(Of a bllion..) Uhmn....Yeah...me...iGoGo(NM)This story is ©2000 Drunk Clash Man (darkness_x@bol.com.br)
This MSTing was not produced to truly insult anyone's work, and is only here for satirical enjoyment of the Netsurfers. Nothing serious. I hope you enjoy it as a joke. Thanks goes out to Drunk Clash Man(Author) for letting me MST his work.
**WARNING** This MST is an adult fiction (Etchi/Hentai/Porn).The content of the original story is explicit, as well as the accompanying riffs to keep with the nature.
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MSTERS:X, Zero
Intro:
Do I HAVE to make one? This is like a "Coffee break" MSTING, so there is no intro. Just for fun. I might add an intro later.
Episode #00Bored "Technological Citrus"
>> DISCLAIMER
>> Okay, here's the drill. Y'can call me Drunk Clash Man if you want.X:Hiii Drunkie!
Zero:X, no...>> I won't give you my real name unless I receive 10 dollars and a night in San
>> Francisco with the best supporting actress of the Academy Awards from the
>> year of 1975.X:$10? I know someone who'll do it for $1! What a ripoff!
Zero: I wonder what Robbie Williams has to say on all this? Can she eat on $10 alone?>> My english sucks big time, and I'm not american- which explain why it sucks
>> badly,X: (Sarcastically) As opposed to being From Great Britian, Australia, Canada,ect...They speak TERRIBLE English there, y'know.
>> besides this is the first Hentai/Echi/Whatever story this man ever
>> wrote up, so please, bear with me. If you don't want to see two of the girls
>> from Rockman games driving each other crazy,X:I think we see enough of Tron Bonne and Roll Caskett beating the crap out of each other with mechas as it is.
>>then press Alt + F4 and be happy.
Zero:Hurry! Press those buttons!
X: (Begins to press rapidly Alt+F4) I'm trying! I'm trying!
Zero:Oh..That's the remote control; just stop while you're ahead...(Rolls his eyes)>> If you think Barney and Saddam Hussein are planning to take over the world
>> together, then I'd say you are my twin soul (once you are a female).Zero:Aww...What a nice guy! At least he'll give them a chance to get a sex change!
X:You think Saddam Hussein and Barney would really be offended if someone asked them to get a sex change? Everyone knows Saddam was really some old lady who wanted to be dictator!
Zero:And how do you know all this?
X:Uhmn...Back to the story...
>> Enough with the disclaimer. Rockman, X, Zero, Alia, Iris, and that blinking light
>> which pops out Zero's Beam Saber when he activates it are trademark of
>> CAPCOM.Zero: Whoha...What's my beam sabre's light have to do with a hentai fic!?
X: Hmn...And this isn't obvious to you because...?>> Don't sue me CAPCOM, I am not selling this story for 10 bucks.
X:My name, however.....
>> JUNK YOU MAY NEED TO KNOW
Zero:Slugs love beer
X: Some chicken eggs are cucumber shaped>> This takes place before X4 and X5.
Zero:But after yesterday's X12....
>>This is based on a hipotesis that Alia
>> joined the Hunters while Repliforce was not judged as Irregulars.X:Alia joined some hippopatamuses without my knowing? What? Now *I'm* jealous!
Zero:Shhh...>>Even thought
>> two male reploids get Iris and Alia naked at this story,X:Oh, they're probably just their doctors. Doctors always get people naked.
>>there is no Heterosexualism- just Yuri, or lesbianism. Pick your fave.X:I like cheese. Can I see cheese?
>> Rockman X
>> Technological Desires
>> By Drunk Clash Man (darkness_x@bol.com.br)Zero:Abriged by Stoned Skull Man
>> "Now for the best rookie of the last weeks! This month's winner is Alia,
>> which
>> has also been choosen as the sexiest worker for the Hunters this month..." -Zero:<Announcer> Alia, you win a ticket to streak through the halls! Congrats!
>> it is announced by phone speakers at the Hunters Assembly Room. Alia is in a
>> hurry just below it.
>> "Whew! I barely got in and took over Iris from Repliforce's place!"X:Yet one of the many yuri sex scenes not included in this fic.
Zero:They mean her mission was to run accross the street and play with Iris?
X:I guess so. I wish I got missions like that. It gets boring playing naked Twister here by yourself all day.>>- Alia thinks,
Zero:Taking the only opportunity she has to do so this in this fic.
>> going up to the Hunters' dressing room to put her common uniform. But,
>> by her side we see Iris, dressing up as well. "Oh! What should I do know? What if >>she is pissed with me?" - Alia ponders.X: Burn her clothes off! That'll make--
Zero: X!
X: A lot of smoke...?
Zero:You're so mean when it comes to this kind of stuff...>> She concludes the best exit is to say hi... "-Hi, Iris!" The brown hair
>> colored reploid looks back with her breasts exposed before she puts up her
>> armor.X: <Iris> Hi, My name's Iris, and these are Molly and Dolly. They hold hands when no one's looking...
Zero: <Iris> Yeah, just wait until you meet my kitten!>>"Uh? Hi... Alia, right?"
Zero: (Makes a buzzing noise) WRONG! You ARE the weakest link! Goodbye!
>>- Iris replies trying to put back her armor
X:As Molly and Dolly refuse to be confined once again.
>> quickly. "Yeah! I got in here it's been a few weeks..." - Alia ends up
>> dressing and gets up her equipments,X and Zero: (Snicker)
>>and waits Iris to dress up. Both get out
>> walking and talking, because of Alia's nice insistance...Zero: You mean ASSistance.
>> "And how is your brother, Repliforce's Colonel?" - Alia asks with that
>> 'second intentions' look to Alia. "Uh... what about him?" Iris asks innocently. "Oh,
>> c'mon! I'd love going out with him!" the blond reploid continues, smiling to
>> Iris. "Ah, well...Zero: <Iris> I rammed him through the meat grinder. That tell you enough?
X:And I thought I was evil...>>He's not so much" Iris answers shy.
Zero: He's an anorexic now...
>> "Sure thing his sister
>> is sexy too..." Alia says to herself.Zero:Too?? And the Colonel IS?
X:It's all really a matter of opinion and how you look at him, really!
Zero:...? X??>> But, coming close to Alia's communication room, Iris and her are stopped by
>> two black reploids.X:Always dissing the black repliroids! Why not the green ones!
Zero:Yeah...no one likes the green ones anymore...Paint always fades the fastest.
>> "Follow us, please" says one of 'em. Iris tries to say something, but she is
>> pushed with Alia to a close door, a small room with a big table.X:(Cheery) See? I TOLD you it was their doctors!
Zero:Uh....Huh...>>The reploids
>> lock up the door and one of them gets Alia by the arm and takes her to the
>> right extremity of the table, lays Alia down and start taking off her armor.
>> "What are you doing..."Zero:<Rep> I'm taking off your armor! They look so stylish; I need them on me!
>>Alia soon was naked, and could not resist even if she
>> wanted to.X:For her brain stopped a few paragraphs ago.
>> The reploid inserted something into her arm, but that was too
>> fast, that Alia barely felt it.
- X: Arm?! Isn't that off by a few feet?
Zero: I wonder what porn the writer was watching when he learned about arm penetration? That's as bad as skullfucking.- X:Skullfucking? Is that even real?
- Zero:You don't wanna know what isn't.
>>She was a bit scared,
X: Well, I would be too if someone was trying to screw my arm off!
Zero: No pun intended...>>and in the other part of the
>> room, the reploid took off all of Iris' armor, doing the same the other
>> reploid did with Alia. As soon as this was done, the reploids left the room
>> with some kind of camera being installed in the room.X:It's "Candid Camera"!
>> Before they left, they locked up the door.
Zero:Naaah...More like "Big Brother"...'Cept everyone's naked.
X:A crappy "Big Brother" and "Temptation Island" crossover? I'm intrigued already!>> Alia ponders what happened, however, all of a sudden she gets turned on,
Zero:(Whispers, singing) I'm just a love machine, and I don't work for nobody but you...
>>and all of her fears seem to disappear.X:It's amazing how loose you can get when drunk.
>>She walks up to Iris. They both naked stare at each other... from feet to face, looking
X: Very horrified at the atrocious sight?
>>well their perfect bodies
X: <Iris> Well, I'm impressed!
Zero: <Alia> Psh. Seen that before.
>> unclothed. Alia does something she wouldn't while sexualyly sane:
- X:Sexually sane? Isn't that an oxymoron?
- Zero: *Shh* (Whispers) I'm trying to watch da sex...
- X:Guess not...
>> she gets Iris' face and lick up everything- her cheeks, ears-, evertyhing.X: 'Till Iris's skull only remained! Mwhaha!
>> Iris, also turned on
Zero:(Whispers, singing) To turn me on, just set my dial; and let me love ya for a little while...
>>gives Alia a deep tongue kiss. "Oh, Alia..." Iris let this words
>> out, as soon as the blonde reploid gets up and gives Iris yet another deep
>> kiss, with the two tongues rubbing each other...>>X:Thus came about the invention of fire!
>> Alia interrupts the kiss and goes down licking Colonel's neck.
Zero:Whoha!? Did I miss something here? All I see are those two.
X:Colonel Sander's ghost is feeling a bit randy tonight!
Zero:Not THAT Colonel...yeesh.>>Iris falls her
>> face back with screaming.X: I was expecting that when Alia licked her face off. Oh well, Iris has been known to lag badly.
>> Alia gets to Iris' tits and starts to lick it furiously,
Zero: Beware! Alia's tounge of fury!
>>making Iris fall over and over of so much pleasure. Next, she
>> starts sucking up the tit, and then, biting it.Zero: The swallows it whole in a fine cream sauce.
>> "mmm... AHHHH! AHHHHHHH!
>> AHHHHH!"X: (Screams along with them)
>> "Do you like it, Iris? Mmmm..." "Oh! Alia! Alia! Alia..."
Zero:<Alia> What, what what?! I'm right here!
>> From the tits, Alia seeks down to Iris' pussy. As soon as she is getting
>> there, Iris says...Zero:<Iris> The titmice live right ABOVE the kitties! See, Alia, you do know!
>>"Be gentle, Alia..." "I will.." Alia answers. She opens
>> Iris' pussy and gives it a little kiss.X:In the ribs--
Zero:No,no, stupid, not that kind of pussy...
X:Oh. Euu. OH!>>Iris reaches ectasy and her breasts
>> start bouncing insanelyX: <Breasts> I bounce, you bounce, we all bounce for....<Himself> Ah, what rhymes with bounce
Zero: Pounce? Bounce for pounce? Guess that makes sense...>>Alia begins licking up Iris' pussy without mercy. As
>> soon as one lick is over,Zero:It falls off and screams in the floor, writhing in excstasy. Like everything else.
>>she gets more three. Iris falls back and forward
>> screaming a lot.
- Zero: Hear it! Those lungs of titanium alloy I've once heard before; I now hear you bellow en masse as your back hits the floor!
- X: What the hell are you talking about?
- Zero: She just falls and screams a whole bunch.
>>As she realizes Iris is nearby orgasm,
X:A mad, SCREAMING orgasm!
Zero:Hey, I love that drink!>>Alia stops, stands up
>> and puts Iris in middle of her breasts.X:<Alia> Here, Iris, you can live HERE now!
>> Iris pulls up some doggy eyes
Zero: Animal cruelty...Oh, those poor doggies...
>>laying down her face on Alia's breast, as the blonde reploid pass her hand over Iris'
X: Stapler gun?
>> face saying "Give some now, Iris..."
Zero:I think the poor girl's put out enough.
>>Just as this is said, the Reploid swallows >>Alia's breasts in >>her mouth.
X: <Iris> Mnn! Marshmallow-ie!
>>Iris is not mercyful either, she licks all skin and Alia's tits, biting them alot.
>> "HHmmmmm AHHHHHHHH! AHHH!"Zero:....I...I....I...oyy...Damn, they scream a lot.
>>Iris descends licking up quickly Alia's torso, and
>> as she gets to her pussy, she puts in as many as fingers as she could have put
>> in that moment,X:<Iris> Maybey later I can cram my head in!
Zero:<Alia> I already gave you real estate upstairs! Must you be so greedy?
>> then licking Alia's pinky sexual organ.X:(Feels his own pinky and stares blankly) I feel nothing...
Zero:...Not THAT pinky...
X: What?
(Zero shakes his head and keeps watching)>>"IRIS! IRIS! IRISSSS!"
Zero: (Eyes get small) IRIS! WHY'D YOU HAVE TO DIE!! IIIIRISSS!
X: (Slaps Zero) Oh, be quiet! She's right there on the screen....>> "Iris... we... won't.. take... it anymore..."
X:<Alia> Hell no! We won't go!
Zero: X, that was stupid.>> Alia says, nearby getting to orgasm as she says that, while Iris still sucks up her pussy. "I... know..."
X:<Iris> ...that this cat's really hairy and liquefied.
Zero: (Cringes) That was unasked for.
>> Iris replies, rubbing her tits on Alia's pussy. So, they position each other
- X: (Thinks on that pinky comment) OHH! You mean a clitoris!
- Zero:(Slaps his own forehead.) That was late.
>> in 69 (dun know what dat means? Simply put: Alia faces Iris' pussy, and Iris
>> is facing Alia's. Got it?).Zero: And THAT was patronizing.
>> Right after, at same time, both trust quickly her fingers on each pussy,
>> keeping it erect,X: Because you know it's so hard to keep those fingers perky! Try Viagra for phalanges!
Zero:Pha...la...Wha?>>and then they bite each other's pussy. It is too much for them.
Zero: You're going to say something dark here, aren't you?
X: (Shakes his head, mouth filled with popcorn)
Zero: Oh...Then I will...
X: (Swallows) It's too late for that now
Zero:?>> "Hmmmmmmmmmm...... Hmmmmmmm... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! >>WOAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH..."
Zero: Thus goes the lyrics to the chours of Brittney Spear's new hit single.
>> both reach the orgasm. In their last gesture, Alia and Iris hug each other
>> and rest naked, with Iris' face on Alia's breasts.
- X: (Cackles) And stays there, permanatly stuck there forever!
- Zero:Ah, I knew that was bound to come out sometime.
>> EPILOGUE
>> The two reploids head back to a giant factory, located far away from the
>> Irregular Hunter HeadQuarters.Zero: (sings) Back to the crackhouse we gooo....
>>They're greeted by a black robot with a red
>> visor and blue long hair (yes, women, don't scream- it's your everyday dude,
>> Dynamo!) standing still.(Zero and X ignore the parenthesis and scream like noisy fangirls)
>> "Dr. Corbet's waiting for you. He asked also if you planted the chip." Dynamo
>> asks. "Yea, we did."Zero: <Rep> You flippy fuck...
X:Zero! How dare you say--
Zero: Hey, that wasn't the first time. And, now don't let me get started on you!>>The two reploids goes by the mercenary who stands still
>> thinking:X: <Dynamo> Is there any point of me standing HERE, thinking? People don't do it much HERE anyways...Perhaps over there...
>> "What a lousy job. This dude pays me well, but I want emotion! Trouble! >>Whatever..."
X:For those and all your other needs, shop at Target™
Zero: Have you been letting corportations commision you as a sponsor again??
X: No...That's just dishonest and shallow.(Glances around and covers his McDonalds logo on his breastmetal.)>> Inside the factory, the mentioned Dr. Corbett watches satisfied a recorded
>> tape of Iris and Alia fucking each other after the Reploids' left.
>> "Hee, Hee, Hee... seems like it is a success. They already have the will of
>> sex implanted in her minds...Zero:Her minds? They must mean Alia. She has both of Iris's.
>>Hee, Hee, Hee... HE will like it a lot..."
X: HE as in Captan Planet™!
Zero: Stop that!>> As soon as this is said, someone's shadow appears into the same screen Corbett
>> used to watch Iris and Alia's fun timeZero: Saturdays @ 8pm, only on Fox!
>> Corbett quickly says "Sir, the results are pretty satisfatory. The Sexual Chip
>> work, and we can begin working on more of those."X:Now to be replaced by the G4 and Pentium 4 processors in all of your home and buisness computers.
>> "Excellent!" the shadow replies. "We can make a great money with those in the
>> black market. With that, my war is won!"Zero: <Shadow> We'll make dildoe cannons, and bondage armor! Everyone will die and orgasmic death!
X:I..I was thinking of that one, too...
Zero: No you weren't>> The being steps out of the shadows, showing its' face. "I'm very satisfied.
>> SIGMA is very satisfied!"X:SIGMA as in HE as in CAPTAIN PLANET!
Zero:I knew Cap'n Planet had some issues.>>
>> THE END
>>
>> FINISHING:
>> Okay, that was my first hentai story ever. Pretty long, I know. My fingers
>> are hurt.X:Wasn't that long....
Zero: X. It WAS.>>But I thought it was well worth the sacrifice. I want to hear your
>> thoughts about it, and ideas for further stories. Drop a line to
>> darkness_x@bol.com.br and I'll be happy to hear whatever you say.
- Zero: (Sneezes) And that's all I have to say.
X:Wait...Zero, is there even blinking light in your beam sabre? Zero?- Zero:(Slaps his forehead) That was late.
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This story is written by Drunken Crash Man (darkness_x@bol.com.br) and belongs exscusively to them and only them.
This MSTing is by iGoGo (poppy_eater@yahoo.com)
>> "Hmmmmmmmmmm...... Hmmmmmmm... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! >>WOAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH..."