HOW TO BE A PAIKIA (by Eddie)
 

1) Must go out late at night, and come back at around 3 am (earliest)

2) Go to Dennys, no need to buy anything - just show your face. And have to sit in smoking section. That's where you will be known as a paikia.

3) Watch late night movies i.e. 11:30 pm - also show your face at Time-Out.

4) Go to strip club

5)  Play pool late at night. Show that you're a professional, no need to get the balls in, just show that you're good.

6) Sit on the poker machine and pretend that you are an expert in the game. Here's a list

- put both your legs on the machine
- hit the buttons really hard
- never use both hands to hit buttons, only use one

7) Drink lots of alcohol, and get wasted - even though it is stupid, it is also considered cool by "paikias"

8) Smoke cigarettes or marijuana. Make sure you invest lots of money into cigarette packs

9) Dye your hair other than your natural colour. If Asian, blonde or brown.

10) Last but not least, must put a swear word in each sentence you use when speaking to another person. Make sure your grammar and vocabulary usage are incorrect.

This list is provided by Eddie, one of our regulars in the forum.
Thanks Eddie. Edited by me!
This list is a great addition to the forum, and adds more diversity and more stupidity into the KFC page.
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