LIFE

Well KRIS's life is very complicated, so I'll just summarised about his life.

KRIS was born in Hong Kong near the faeces-riddened river. He lived with his step-mother and his dad. His step-mother worked as an accountant while his dad is a jigolo, working mainly in the inner city. His real mother was actually a gorilla, now living in the jungles of Africa somewhere.


Here is the last known picture of KRIS's step-mother


This was the last known picuture of  KRIS's real mother.

KRIS's real name is actually Quataiitoboloytushima-erre Chan. Long isn't it, so he changed his name while he was 8 as KRIS. His names was put in caps to emphasise the sound it makes. He has no last name, but sometimes it is Chan.

When he was 12 he was knocked by a truck with gorillas in them. He was in a coma for 3 years, when he woke up, he was sent to New Zealand to be operated for brain damage. His dad left his step-mother for a guy named Rogre Tzai (pronounced Roger Tsai). Eventually his step-mother got fed-up being alone that she went to the United States. I don't know what happened to her but the last time I heard her name was Hillary Clinton. That's all I know about.

Now he just stays in New Zealand doing nothing. He stays at Oxford University for Gorillas but he also stays in a school named "Burn the side of the school." Cool, he can cope with the pressure of two schools.

For the next 2 months, KRIS will be staying in New Zealand alone without any of his friends except AirJordan and maybe a few which I don't know. KRIS will pursue a career as a supermodel when he finishes his study in New Zealand and he will go to the United States to work there.
 


Here is a picture of his class in "Burn the side of the school." Can you see KRIS?
More info to come in about his life, so don't forget to come back and visit this page.

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