Hi. I'm Jack. I am an antenna ball. My antenna is on a gray Chevy Astro van that belongs to the Yarnots. I'm very happy. I always smile.

I went on a trip and I saw lots of things. Friday I saw snow up on a mountain. I saw Mt. Lassen. I saw signs:

You can taste our resounding lack of creativity in every bite.

---Tillamook

80% of hunters and anglers pay for most of the wildlife conservation.

FREE OLIVE TASTING GLASSBLOWERS.

Wimp Way

One hour photo for sudden developments.

I saw vernal pools. I saw a fire. We kept passing and getting passed by a Greg Norman One on One van and trailer.

I saw 30 Jacks coming my way. I smiled and nodded at them. Going my own way I saw 6 Jacks. I smiled at them. Jack had a flag under him. I saw one blank ball, poor thing. I smiled at it. I saw a snake on an antenna. I smiled at it.

I parked in a tree for lunch. Then I saw a lot of bugs. I smiled at them. They splatted at me. In Oregon I didn't see any Jacks.

Gas was $1.29.9 in Dorris. But there was no gas in Dorris.

I saw Western grebes. I saw a snow "handprint" in the mountains near Klamath Falls. This made me smile.

I saw a deer. I saw telephone poles and houses. I saw the sunset. It made me smile.

I stared at an IHOP. Then I was at a motel. I smiled.