Isn't it odd that in 1775 it was Massachusetts patriots who started defending our freedom, and in 2004 it's Massachusetts senators who would like to hobble it, just so long as they defeat Bush at the same time? Patrick Henry, Sam Adams, and I don't know who-all, and then the Raddled Old Drunk and Flipper John, what a comedown! Can you IMAGINE JFKLite saying "I only regret that I have but one life to give for my country"??

I think it's March, and we had April last month! I came up with this idea before the weatherperson did, so there.

Bowling: we ended the season in 11th place, and won nothing, and our 92-yr-old teammate wants on another team because when one of us goes, both go. We are still having trouble filling a team. We even offered to split up, which I'd hate. My scores today were 140, 119, 144, not too bad.

Afterwards we went caching, and found three of the four nearby ones that have suddenly appeared.

Kerry wants the easy way out. He's the International Man of Mystery, who wants higher taxes -- for other people. (As also reported by Glenn. Heh. Jeff Jarvis says Kerry needs a plan. I note that he appeared for an hour on Meet the Press and the President's numbers have gone up.

More on the part time lege.

Oil for Terror.

Zapata/Zapatera. How, again, do you say "wimp" in Spanish?