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[Bailiff]
Will the court please rise?
Judge Funk Doctor Spock residing

[Prosecutor]
Your honor Lil' Kim is a threat to society
She has shown a blatant disregard for the law
And has killed six fine law enforcement agents in the line of duty
For the vicious acts
She should be punished to the fullest extent of the law

[Lil' Kim]
Pardon me your honor
May I address the bench?
They try-na assassinate me like they did to Larry Flynt
* Coughs
Excuse my persona
I may be hardcore but I'm not Jeffrey Dalmer
Ever since I killed ?em
I ain't been in trouble since
It wasn't my fault I acted out of self-defense
He killed my best friend
(Who's him?)
I mean them
They was all dressed in blue and they want me dead too
They had real grenade bombs inside of their palms
And a whole bunch of guns wrapped tight in their arms
See them bastards woke me up when they broke my alarm
I was getting my ass licked by this cat named Tom
(Stop!)
I heard three guns cocked that's when Tom dropped
They sent the bow and arrow right through his tank top
(Oh she's lying!)
Lying? Blood was gushing on the floor
Fingerprints all on the door
Need I say more?
Pulled out the remote can and shot blows after blow
Ploom! Queen off her toes
They fell down like dominoes
I think it was the Matrix, I mean it was the Matrix
What was I do?
Sit back and just take this?
Yo I tell you now
If I lose this debate
Like in Dead Presidents
I'm going out like Lorenz Tate
See I ain't gon be stupid
I'm gon take all y'all to the shift
I should be able to say what I want
What the fuck I plead the fifth
(Now Kim, Kim)
Fuck that Cee-lo
I got to save the world
The first female king and they mad cause I'm a girl

[Cee-lo]
Uh with all due respect your honor
Excuse my client's temperament
Who has had social intelligence?
With so much innocence we have to implement
She was slightly out of place
But if you grant us a grain of your grace
I'll assure you it's only stress due to the severity of the case
Imagine for a minute, yourself in the same shoes
The same sense of survival and the same nothing to lose
Your children, your lovely wife
I mean look at her
The only thing she's guilty of is having no choice in the matter

[Kim]
Lord I cry, I cry
From the things that I've seen
That I've seen
And Lord I cry, I cry
From the things I've seen, ooh
If you only knew the things I've been through
Oh yeah
You'd know why
You'd know why I cry, I cry, I cry

[Redman]
Order! Order! Order!
Order! Order! Order!
Order in the courts, I'm examining her thoughts
And the notes on why you started slaughtering the fort
The men dressed in blue they were undercover cops
Hungry to see another black motherfucker shot
They ran up in your spot and no one gave the orders
Even Tom was tapped with a mic and a tape recorder
(He was in on it too!)
Yeah
(I should've known)
Yeah
(Objection your honor)
Yo objection overruled
I know the news they tried to pay the grand jury
To give you life sentence with parole up in thirty
Now that's dirty, surveillance and you debate
Fuck Will! Now you're the new Enemy of the State
Angela Bobbett's cake compared to you
And Junior Mafia that clique ain't scared to move
So they took precautions
Grenades from all force and
Professional marksman with four fours of war hymn
But you stopped, dropped, rolled and duck
Shot back other bitches would've folded up
Now that's my kind of bitch
I know I'm the judge
But I love that bitch
And I'm coming with her
Creme of crop and me I'mma hold her down
Resign with A-K's so we blowing the trial
Look it's a setup
Yo Kim come on
(I'm right behind you baby)
Yo Kim come on
(I'm right here with you man)

[Kim]
Lord I cry, I cry
From the things that I've seen
That I've seen
And Lord I cry, I cry
From the things I've seen, ooh
If you only knew the things I've been through
Oh yeah
You'd know why
You'd know why I cry, I cry, I cry

[Lil Slim]
Excuse me yo honor but let me tell my story
I'm the guilty ass nigga and Kim, ya'll don't worry
I remember that night while I was fucking this hoe she couldn't take it
Stinging that ass we was ass out and butt naked
My dawg call me on the cell and told me he snitched and had to close up shop
Told me to watch my back for the niggas and the muthafucking cops
But I was in the middle of fucking, horny, dick hard as a rock
Just when I nutted I heard three shots
Reached under the pillow and grab the muthafucking glock
Grabbed the remote and truned the T.V. down cause we was fucking through a prono
Then eased the dick out slow ya know
Got up, my dick was leaking cum and dripped nut on her leg
The bitch got scared
Tears was falling down her eyes, I told her to get under the bed
I had dope and a fifth of crown on the kitchen table so I had to go and get it
With my glock pointed walking through the hall butt naked
The house was pitch black
So I walked through the house with mymuthafuckin gat
Cum was dripping on the floor from my muthafuckin cock
Peak through the blinds and there was them bitch ass cops
Looking for a nigga
Just Waiting to pull fucking trigga
I kneel down on the floor
Next to the living door
Call my dawg on the cell
And said yo bra what the hell
He said "Yo Dee they lookin for you but they don't know ya in the chick house."
"So nigga stay quite and tell that hoe don't open her fucking mouth."
"If she say something it turn into a fucking shoot out"
"Don't worry we goin get that nigga that snitched on us."
"I'ma smoke his ass like dust"
"Yo Dee,if I don't make it"
"All the dope and the money we got stash I want you to take it"
" I'm in the abandon house across the street in the attic"
"If they find me up here dawg I'ma let em have it"
"The reason I'm here, I was coming to find ya"
"Ya know how it is, ya gotta hide when the cops right behind ya"
"So you just be cool nigga"
"And keep ya finger on the trigga"
After three hours the stand off didn't percieve
I when back in the bedroom and got some more ass before I leave
And the next day I asked em"did he fucked with my stash?"
The nigga got flip so I str8 killed his ass

[Kim]
Lord I cry, I cry
From the things that I've seen
That I've seen............