The Care and Feeding of Glove Puppets
"Can we let him out of quarantine yet? It's been over a week."

"Better not, sir. He's still wearing the gingham dress."

"Oh. Wait. Did anyone actually *tell* Holly to give him new clothes?"

"I thought you had. He listens to you - he has to, you're the only living crewmember. He'd probably think it was funny to leave Rimmer like that, even when he asked for a change."

"We'd better check on him anyway, see if he's ready to come out yet".

Kryten and Lister go down to the hologram isolation unit. There is a silence.

"He's *definitely* not ready to come out yet".

"I didn't know you could do that with a glove puppet..."
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