Technology for Kountry Fok

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Teknowligy fer Kountry Fok
      1. LOG ON: Makin a wood stove hotter.
      2. LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood.
      3. MONITOR: Keepin an eye on the wood stove.
      4. DOWNLOAD: Gettin the farwood off the truk.
      5. MEGA HERTZ: When yer not kerful gettin the
    farwood.
      6. FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha git from tryin to carry too
    much farwood.
      7. RAM: That thar thing whut splits the farwood.
      8. HARD DRIVE: Gettin home in the winter time.
      9. PROMPT: Whut the mail ain't in the winter time.
    10. WINDOWS: Whut to shut wen it's cold outside.
    11. SCREEN: Whut to shut wen it's blak fly season.
    12. BYTE: Whut them dang flys do.
    13. CHIP: Munchies fer the TV.
    14. MICRO CHIP: Whut's in the bottom of the munchie
    bag.
    15. MODEM: Whut cha did to the hay fields.
    16. DOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matrix's wife.
    17. LAP TOP: Whar the kitty sleeps.
    18. KEYBOARD: Whar ya hang the dang keys.
    19. SOFTWARE: Them dang plastic forks and knifs.
    20. MOUSE: Whut eats the grain in the barn.
    21. MAINFRAME: Holds up the barn roof.
    22. PORT: Fancy Flatlander wine
    23. ENTER: Northerner talk fer "C'mon in y'all"
    24. RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: Wen ya cain't
    'member whut ya paid fer the rifle when yore wife
    asks.
    25. MOUSE PAD: That hippie talk fer the rat hole.

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