My Theory
"This is my theory... which is all mine... which it is too..."
My theory is this: most women have the behavioural instincts, if you will, of a cat. Before you judge me on this, just listen (read) my little argument.
1. Most women have a 'thing' for chocolate. Most of you, I am sure, know that. Lately I have found that a lot of women also like cheese almost as much as chocolate. Now you are wondering what does this have to do with women being like cats? Well cats like milk, right? Well guess what is a main part of chocolate and cheese? You guessed it!! Mouse Turds. ha ha, made you look. Of course it is milk. So that is the first part of my theory.
2. I do know some womens' views on this, and they are like me. When I get my webpage running I can get all of your opinions on this: Woman seem to like being petted. Now don't take that sickly. I just meant they like having their hair stroked, played with, combed... Kitties also like to be pet or stroked. It makes them purr... hee hee. Women can purr to you know. And if they do, the man could purr too. hee hee. But more to the point, it is just so nice to have a warm hand gently stroke the side of your face, or have someone play with your hair, or just hold and hug you.
So there may be a couple flaws to my theory, like the fact that most cats don't like to be hugged to much. And that women don't normally (from what I know) lick themselves to get clean. BUT I do think the following resembles some actions of women. You see a cute little kitty lying on the ground. You walk over and pet the kitty. The kitty then rolls on its back motioning for you to pet its tummy and if you do, from out of no where, BANG, you are hit with its out stretched claws.
"That is my theory.... and that, it is too..."