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Tak and Koko havin' fun
Well, here are some bits from be-withs.
Question What situation immediately comes to mind when you hear 'GAAAN'?
Tak Nothing very good can come to mind naaa.
Koshi My keitai (= mobile phone) falls into toilet bowl.
Question If you can run a restaurant of your own, what would it be?
Tak Okonomiyaki's oishii Rock Bar at Roppongi Hills.
Koshi A library-type book store where you can drink tea, coffee or o-sake,
in the middle of garden somewhere.
Question What do you do when you feel sleepy during work?
Tak Sleep but put on a look as if I'm not sleeping at all.
Koshi Stretch or start talking.
Question Until today, what things did you buy that made you doki-doki
the most?
Tak In the old days when I first bought cars, I'd feel doki-doki.
Koshi Playboy.
Question When you send text-messages/mail, are there any symbol you use
a lot?
Tak *draws a sun*
Koshi I'm in the middle of training *actually draws a (T__T)*
Question Soy sauce, ketchup, mayonaisse... what kind of condiments do
you put on your food a lot?
Tak Mayonaisse.
Koshi Black pepper.
Question What smells that probably disgust other people but you think
are sugoku ii (= very nice)?
Tak Pharmacy.
Koshi Many parts of a dog. And gasoline.
Question What was your impression when you first had your alcoholic drink?
Tak Bitter, taste awful.
Koshi Mu, muri... (I, I can't)
Question If you go camping with your friends, what kind of work will
you assign to yourself?
Tak From setting to cleaning up.
Koshi Washing dishes.
Question What is the common thing that scares both of you?
Tak Jet-coaster or any rides at amusement park.
Koshi Appearing on TV-shows.
Question Any experience that made you think 'I'm definitely gonna die'?
Tak When the car spun 360O on slippery road in the rain.
Koshi When I was weight-lifting and the barbell fell on me.
Question If the other one of you had amnesia, what's the first thing you'd tell
him?
Tak You know, you can sing very well.
Koshi I'll show him "Bad Communication" CD jacket.
Question What kind of name do you put for each other in your mobile phone's
address book?
Tak Inaba Koushi (in Kanji)
Koshi Matsumoto (in Katakana)
Question If anywhere in the world is possible, where do you want to hold
live-gym?
Koshi The Sahara desert. Uso (= I lied). The Great Wall.
Question What thing did you do to yourself that you thought 'Heiii, girls
would definitely like it'?
Tak Had my hair permed. The result was dai shippai (= big failure)!
Tak and Koshi, the gourmets
Ok, the octopuz king can take a break. Many of us know from past translated
dialogs that Tak pays great attention to his FOOD. He praised at length
about a certain (was it fish?) MOS Burger and even got Koshi eating them too.
Here's a passage from Bewith vol.28, long interview with B'z about their photo/video
shooting trip to Italia in 1995 after the release of "LOOSE". Apparently before
they were scheduled to meet in Italia, Koshi went to Egypt first while Tak and
the entourage travelled through Italia for many days.
Bewith How was the food in Italia?
Tak Mou saikou datta ne! Everywhere was great. When I go abroad, I usually
can't adjust to the food. On this trip for two weeks, only 3 times I didn't
eat anything Italian.
Koshi Mezurashii ne.
Tak Zutto Italian. Japanese food only once. Eee? Twice? (confirming with
manager) Ah, also Chinese food... Oh, more than once? (laugh) So more than 3
times then. But almost all the time Italian!
Bewith What was delicious?
Koshi Raw ham!
Tak Melon raw ham!
Bewith Melon raw ham!!!
Koshi When I met them, Matsumoto-san was already in the state of living
the full Italian glory. It seemed perfectly natural for him to not be doubtful
about melon raw ham. I thought, 'This guy has really fallen for it...' He didn't
even look at the menu and said, "Ore, melon raw ham!"
Tak I went to hotels in Japan a lot and they have that for entrees. At
that time I thought, 'What the heck is melon raw ham'
Koshi Melon is probably very cheap there.
Tak First I thought kimochi warui, but for me it gradually becomes so
delicious.
After the Italian trip, B'z went home and Koshi went to Hongkong.
Bewith You went to Hongkong right after Italia?
Koshi A, boku? Yumcha!! (= dimsum)
Bewith You went to Hongkong just for Yumcha?!
Koshi I came home after my stomach became like this (gesturing I'm-so-full).
Like pregnant! I can't button up one of my buttons!
Bewith You ate too much. But with Yumcha, everything is little and small,
we usually wanna eat every single thing.
Koshi Un, can't control myself (laugh) when it comes to Italian or Chinese
food. Even with the many kinds of Chinese food, I think any Chinese food is
really delicious. And Hongkong is so near.