The Ten Commandments
I. The 9th day of November shall be the holiest of days.
II. Thou shalt always let the wardrobe mistress choose your clothes.
III. Thou shalt always worship and bow down to the fluffy donkey.
IV. You must succumb to the ''not so connvincing torture chamber'' Get Down! Get Down!
V. Thou shalt partake of Twiglets on the sabbath, and keep them holy.
VI. Thou shalt honor WL Marathon Days on CC.
VII. Thou shalt be rewarded grandly for trodding on Tony's cornflake.
VIII. Thou must anoint thyself with Haddock Gel.
IX. Thou shalt always wear odor eaters. (Well, more of a guideline than a commandment, really).
X. Thou shall ALWAYS covet the Tony.