Elements



The element of earth
Green and rocky, full of girth
Rumbling, crumbling, hunk of rock
In the stanza, of it I have talked.

The element of fire
To spark and smolder it conspires
Use it to cook if you wanna
Or maybe just to smoke your marijuana
Burn it all and see the ash
(if you aren’t keyed, ill sell you some hash)
take good care not to be caught in the backdraft
for if you are consumed in the flames
there’s a chance I might laugh
For your dumb ass is to blame.

The element of water
In which swims the sea otter
Waves and rain quench the fire
After drowning and flushing down the drain
All for which you once aspired
Rendering your life pointless, drenching your heart in pain

But the element of Air, yes, the element of air
It whooshes, wafts without a care
But To lent it meaning we will not start
Until some poor bastard breaks wind and Farts.