Alphabet Poem

 

 

To ameliorate the

Blatant blasphemy of

A .22 caliber pistol,

A deranged monkey

Must emancipate a

Humongous fart to

Celebrate the glory

Of halitosis.

 

The idiocy of

The jolly hobbit

Of kilimanjaro

That has no legs is comparable

To Martha Stewart,

Everyone’s favorite narcoleptic bitch.

 

Her orthopedist put

lsd in her porridge,

creating a quilt of

wonderfully random

slaps of color and fear.

 

The tambourine sprays

Urine everywhere.

 

I like vaseline.

 

Why?

 

Because of the xylophone frogs.

 

I think I’m going to Yak.

 

Zirconium!!!